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- What's going on, Murphy?

- Three clicks through the bush to reach base camp.

Let me be clear.

Follow my footsteps, don't deviate for anything.

Fucking nothing.

- Wait, what's out, what's out there?

- Could be anything.

- Could be what we're hunting.

- You want some bear spray?

Wicked stuff.

- Don't worry, I like to keep 'em close.

- Hey, you guys?

Oh, shit! Shit!

Oh, fuck.

- I said no deviation.

- Okay.

But what the hell?

- He's been dead a while.

- Who set the trap?

- Hunters have been setting traps for years.

It's like a goddamn minefield.

So, no more fucking around!

- So, should we bury him or something?

- You got a shovel?

- No.

- He's screwed.

- So are we.

- I'll find the generator.

- It's a deer stand.

- Yeah, so what?

- You know, good vantage point, recon.

- Hey, pretty fancy place for a base camp.

- Fancy? Yeah, right.

It's open, not even latched.

- Jesus, this place looks like it should be condemned.

- What did you want? Room service.

It's like a hunting cabin.

Hey, I got three ibexes at home,

just needed a mature female to complete the set.

- No food or water.

- I thought supplies would be stocked.

I paid extra.

- We've been raided.

- What does that mean?

- It means we're gonna have to rough it,

unless you wanna call it a day?

- No way, we know what we singed up for.

You press that button, you're chicken shit.

We stay.

- Hey, take it easy.

- We've been raided.

- What are we gonna do about it?

- Now we have an excuse to bag us some dinner.

- I see Bailey has found the generator.

- Thank goodness, my phone's running out of battery.

Call my mom.

- There's cameras outside.

- Charlie, go make sure they're working properly.

Here's your chicken beacon.

Don't be a pussy.

- Hey, you guys wanna take a quick selfie? You know?

- Don't point that thing in my direction

or they'll never find your body.

- Real subtle, buddy.

- This place looks like a torture chamber.

Look at all this shit.

I like it.

I see options.

- Fuck.

- Who are you?

- What the hell are you doing out here?

Huh?

- Same thing you're doing.

- Yeah?

Did you raid our base camp?

- No, we haven't even been there since we got here.

- We?

There's more of you.

- Not anymore.

- How'd you get here?

- Well, we didn't fly in.

- Yeah, well, who'd you come here with?

- The other group hunting the same thing that you're after.

- How do you know what we're after?

- Because it's the game we're all after.

- Where's the rest of your group!

- Let him go.

They probably left him here behind, he's fucking nuts.

- He's just competition.

Let me be clear.

We're hunting together, but whoever gets the killshot

gets the prize.

- You looking for someone or we hunting?

- Come on!

- I got you now, you slippery critter.

Here's the trail.

I got a trail. I got it.

Damn it!

All right, is that how you wanna play, girl?

All right. All right.

It's a good thing you didn't know about me

is that I like to play,

and I like to play, too.

I was always playing.

You're the only one that I want.

Come and find me.

- I see something.

- I don't see anything.

- Yeah, it's nothing.

Trap set.

- I'm set, ready to take my shot.

- This is Jessie. Out.

- All right, just remember, don't shoot me.

- Shit.

Get off my fucking ass!

Now!

Let's play some games.

No more fucking games.

- Something's coming.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

They got the son of a bitch, fuck!

Oh, oh!

No!

No! No!

- That should do it.

- Looks good.

- You know, I winged it so you could take your shot.

- This will be dinner, breakfast, lunch.

That'll be bait for the traps.

Come on, let's bring it back to camp.

- I hope Charlie can cook.

- Me, too. Maybe he can barbecue.

- Oh.

It's just a, that's a jar of pee or something, what's that?

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Come to papa.

That's rye, that's rye, I got!

That's rye, that's rye.

Yeah.

I don't need that, I shouldn't drink that, that's...

You're clean, you've been clean for 10 years.

You don't need it, you don't need it.

Hey, Bailey, come in. Over.

- Copy.

- Bailey, what's your 20?

- About 100 meters northeast, just past the deer blind.

Over.

- Glad it's you.

- Motion detectors got me?

- Yeah.

Hey, I'm probably gonna head into the deer blind

and try to get some B roll for my show.

- Yeah, I caught one of your episodes a few months ago.

- And? Did you hit Like and Subscribe?

- One episode, Charlie. One.

- Ouch.

- Yeah, and by the way, don't think I didn't notice

that bodycam on your vest.

Careful.

If Murphy knew you were filming-

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'd end up in an abandoned bunker with his knife in my neck.

- Roger that. Out.

- Something stinks.

- Oh, it's the deer.

- It's not the deer.

It smells like swamp gas.

- Maybe it's an old mine or one of those bunkers

that Murphy was talking about.

- Well, that would explain why they're abandoned.

- Do you think that creature actually exists?

- I know it does.

- Well, if it does, I got a bullet with its name on it.

What the hell?

- Keep quiet.

It's staring right at us.

- Bailey.

- Go again.

- Jessie and Alex, they're in trouble.

They're being attacked.

- Hide!

- Come on! Close!

- His leg.

- I got it!

- First aid kit.

- In my bag.

- Scissors.

Murphy!

Murphy, come in, do you read?

- Channel two.

- Murphy! Murphy, come in!

- Copy, go ahead.

- Something tore a chunk out of Alex's leg

and he's bleeding out bad.

- What did it?

- Don't know, but it's still out there.

It's coming back for you.

- I want its head!

- Where's Charlie?

- Safe for now.

- Is Jessie with you?

- Yeah, she's putting pressure on the wound.

- It's still bleeding!

- You know what to do.

- Get a tourniquet on this!

On his thigh.

Wrap it tight.

- What next?

Shit. - There's no other way.

- Just do it! - On three.

Three!

- It stopped the bleeding.

I'm glad you did it, I would've puked.

- You owe me then.

- Go with god, Sam.

Crafty son of a bitch.

Come on, killer!

Bring it!

Is that all you've got?

- What?

- I fell in my trap!

- What animal does that?

- I'm on my fucking traps!

It's not an animal.

- Say again.

- It ain't human!

- Murphy!

Murphy!

Don't kill me!

- Murphy!

Murphy. - Quiet.

He's gone.

What are you doing?

- I'm gonna get my bow and fucking kill that thing.

- We will, but you heard what that thing did to Murphy.

If we stand any chance, we need a plan.

- Where's Charlie?

- He's in the deer stand.

- Charlie, come in.

Charlie, do you copy?

Damn it, Charlie, respond!

- I'm not going down there, okay?

I'm not going down there.

- Are you in the deer stand?

- Yeah.

- Well? What do you see?

- Don't you guys have cameras?

I'm not going down there.

- Fuck, Charlie!

We just need to know if that thing is still out there.

- I'd say yeah, yeah, it's probably out there.

- Just look out the window!

- No.

- Then press the button.

- I did, it's not working.

- What do you mean it doesn't work?

- I hit the button, nothing happened.

- What did you do?

- Nothing, it's brand new.

I bought it, it was working, now it's not.

- Hey, I saw something.

- Where?

- It was there.

- You sure you saw it?

- Pretty fucking sure.

There!

- Oh my god.

- That's west side, I think.

Deer stand. - Deer stand.

Charlie?

- Yeah?

- What do you see?

- I already told you, I'm not looking out there,

it'll see me.

- You are hidden in a deer stand.

- Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way, hidden.

- It won't see you!

- Fine.

Wait, how do you know?

How do you know what to do on the surveillance cameras?

- We don't know yet. Standby.

- There!

No, wait.

Bottom left, east camera.

- That was a leaf. - Maybe.

- We're actually seeing things.

- I can't tell what I'm looking at.

- You saw that, right?

- Yeah.

- Was that? - A head?

Holy shit!

- It's fucking with us.

It's that guy from the woods.

- Fucker!

- Bailey, you're wasting ammo!

- Where is it?

- North window.

Moving to the west side.

The back window!

- Shit.

Enough.

Fuck! Fuck!

Come on!

- I lost it. - Fuck.

Son of a bitch.

- What the hell is it doing?

- Hey, what are you guys doing?

- I lost it.

- It's fucking with us.

- Watch it!

We have to save our ammo, you don't have a shot.

- It's not smart.

- We're already out of food, next is our ammo.

Yeah, it's that smart.

- This thing has a plan.

What's our move?

- I don't know yet.

- Hey, guys? - What is it?

- It's doing something.

- Something what?

- I can't describe it.

It's up to something.

- Something? What the fuck?

- What? What are you talking about?

What the hell is going on?

- Guys? - What?

- Looks like it's dancing.

- Dancing? - Yeah.

Dancing or...

Duck.

- What? - Duck!

The back!

- Alexander!

- It's coming to you, Bailey.

- Do you see it?

- It's too fast.

It's too fast!

- I think it's on the north side.

- Just tell me what you see.

- It's at the front.

- Bullshit, it's the back!

It got me!

It got me!

Help me!

- What the heck!

- Charlie, take a shot!

- I can't. - Yes, you can!

- I can't do it, it'll give away my position.

- You've got a shot, take it!

- It's at the north side.

- It's possible!

- Wait, I lost it!

- Oh, Jesus Christ, oh!

Thanks.

- It's gone.

- Get away from the window, it's baiting us.

- How do you know?

- It's what I would do.

Charlie, do you read me?

Charlie, do you hear me?

Charlie, do you hear me?

- I can see it.

Oh, shit.

I messed up real bad.

- What are you talking about?

- It can see me.

It's looking right at me.

- Take your shot, Charlie.

- I can't, I can't.

- Fire.

- Shouldn't we help him?

- He'll shoot you by mistake.

Oh, no!

- Let's go.

- You can't help him.

- But he's- - He's gone.

- We gotta do something.

- Yeah, we gotta stay alive.

- But it's got Charlie.

- Well, he knew the risk when he signed up, like all of us.

Look at us.

We're wounded, you're out of ammo.

The thing wants us to run outside gunning for it.

- So we just sit here and wait for rescue?

- Charlie pressed the chicken button?

- It doesn't work.

- How can it not work?

- Murphy.

- Oh, Murphy.

He was checking that out.

- You think he set us up?

- I think that whoever bags that thing

will be goddamn famous.

Yeah, I think he set us up.

But that's not the only thing that's smelling funny.

- What's your point?

- I know you and the others came for the money,

but well Charlie, he gets a picture and he'd make

a fortune, but you, you're not after money or fame.

- I'm a hunter, it's in my blood.

- I believe you.

And that thing is counting on it.

It knows our strategies and our tactics.

It wants us to stay in here and starve or go after it.

- Then we hunt.

- Oh, son of a bitch.

- What the hell are you thinking?

- I'm thinking my trigger finger works just fine.

I will hunt it and distract it and be your decoy.

You make your way to that river,

find that boat and get help.

- That guy didn't come alone.

He said they didn't fly in.

- That's right.

That's gotta be the river on that map.

That's gotta be where they came ashore.

You're gonna get that boat.

- But- - Alex is right,

you're the fastest, you're our best bet for survival.

I'll go with him, slow that motherfucker down.

- Yeah.

- I'll decoy, you blow its head off.

- All right then, that's the plan.

- Sorry, partner.

- Son of a bitch.

- Give us a head start, so that thing picks up on our trail.

- We wounded it, better slow it down.

- Yeah, good luck.

- This creature we're stalking, it's actually hunting us.

This is what I signed up for.

- What are you talking about?

- I'm dying.

- You're fine, we stopped the bleeding.

- Bailey, I'm dying.

I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna end up in some hospital bed.

Understand?

- You knew we wouldn't make it out?

- No one has yet.

We all knew the risks.

I didn't ask you to come, so what's your problem?

- Right, my problem is that I need the money real bad.

I've got nothing to lose.

- Nothing to lose?

So, we do have something in common.

But don't get me wrong, I still want that head.

- All right, I'm gonna get you that shot.

- Is Charlie even still alive?

- Charlie, you there?

Come on, Charlie, pick up.

Don't quit on us now.

- Yeah, I'm here, but I can't move.

Where are you guys?

- We're on the main trail just south of the trap blind.

Just hang in there, we're coming to you.

Charlie, do you hear me?

- The creature's coming to you.

- Charlie, what was that?

- It's coming to you.

- Did he say coming to us?

- If that thing's coming to us,

this is a good vantage point for me.

This is where I take my shot.

- Right.

I'll drive it down the trail into your kill zone.

Or, more likely, you'll see me running like a jackrabbit

with that thing on my ass, then you take your shot.

- Just get into my crosshairs.

- Most importantly- - Yeah, I know,

don't shoot you.

- Don't forget to hit Like and Subscribe.

Thanks for watching the channel, guys.

You're watching Charlie Don't Surf.

We'll see ya next week unless we get eaten

by some weird bush monster.

Shit.

Come on, come on.

This is Charlie.

Anybody, can anybody come in?

Anybody come in? This is Charlie.

- Charlie, you're alive.

- Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm alive.

I'm hurt real bad, though.

- Where are you?

- I don't know.

It's concrete, it's wet.

There's a vent above me, it's got air rushing through it.

It looks like a bunker.

God, it smells like high holy hell up in here.

- I think I know where he is.

- Please.

Somebody help me, somebody come help me, please.

- Murphy.

Bastard.

- There you are.

Rushing air stench.

It's just a leaf, right?

- I'm gonna get this son of a bitch.

That's it, bring him to me.

Bring him closer.

- Alex, the creature is going towards you guys.

Do you hear me?

It's coming to you.

- Yeah, I heard ya.

That's the plan.

Just keep calm.

- Are you crazy?

Run.

- I can't run.

There is no running.

- Hey!

- Charlie, report!

They're point on us now.

- Shit.

- Got it in my sights.

- Just fucking do it.

Just fucking do it already.

- Got you.

- It's not over yet.

- I got the sucker.

I got you!

- There's more than one.

- Bailey? Are you okay?

- Yeah. Foot's broke, I think.

- Well, now we're a matching pair.

- Yeah.

- Oh fuck, I blew its head clean off.

How am I gonna put him on my wall?

Yeah.

Hey, Charlie, we got it.

I blew its head clean off.

- You got it?

Are you sure?

- Yeah. Headshot, baby.

- Well, come and get me, please.

- All right.

All right, we're coming to you next, just hang in there.

Out.

What's wrong?

- We got the small one.

There's more than one.

- Alexander?

Alexander?

Shit.

Oh, thank god.

Oh, thank god.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Yes!

Oh, god!

- Quiet, it's just me.

Hey, come on.

- No. No, no, no, no.

No, it's too late for me. My back's broken.

- Yes, you can.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I can't, I can't.

I can't move well, I can't.

I can't go, it's too late for me.

Listen, I got the beacon working.

You gotta use it, gotta be wide open, okay?

Straight to the sky.

- I can't leave you here.

- You have to, all right? I'm all messed up.

Listen, we got a theory, okay?

I figured it all out.

The monster, the farm, and all the hunters

who were here before.

- You're deciding to tell me this now?

- Yeah, just take it.

It's all on here, okay?

Take it.

- I'm not leaving you.

- You're gonna have to. Just go.

- I'll come back.

- Holy Jesus!

Alex, let him go.

I said let him go.

You son of a bitch.

Gasoline.

Shit, shit.

Just kill me!

What are you waiting for? Bite my head off!

What are you waiting for?

Oh, you need a woman to complete your set.

- Don't know why you didn't go.

I know why you came back.

I can see it in your eyes; it's revenge.

I smell gas.

- Get out.

Jessie, get out of here.

- You really do love these, huh?

Honestly, I get it.

Bet this one gave you a good fight.

No.

No.

Roast in hell.