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Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Plug Talk. My name is Adam 22

and I'm joined by my scrumptious wife, Lena the Plug. I always have to brace

myself for what adjectives you're going to use to describe me. Today it's

scrumptious. And today we are sitting down with a true all -American beauty.

Catherine May is on the couch with us today and we're very excited.

Thanks for having me. How are you doing?

I'm great.

How are you doing?

Very, very excited to have you on this couch. I don't know if this is bad to

say. But before, even before I knew that you were a cam girl, I looked at you

and you were giving cam girl. Really? That's okay. Does she not give you cam

girl? I feel like, like what?

Maybe it's because you're so fit. I don't know. I don't know what it is.

just giving me cam girl. So she's not giving industry porn veteran to you?

I mean, I'm not a porn veteran though. No.

I feel like girls who shoot every single day for porn companies don't have the

time to look this fit.

Really? Yeah.

I don't know. I'm coming up with these theories on the spot. Please don't

me for them.

But if you're shooting every single day, do you have time?

Probably not, but you're maybe getting fit.

That's what I'm saying. Don't you think getting fucked is like its own workout?

Like if you're getting fucked a couple hours a day, I'm going to shoot. But do

you feel like it's a lot of upper body strength for a woman?

I've never been a woman. I feel like I get tired more if I don't work out,

though, when I start having sex a lot. I'm like, oh, I need to do some cardio.

It's hard.

That's a fine line. Sometimes, like, working out too much can ruin other

in your life.

But working out too little can also ruin them. Exactly. But you need to work out

in order to be able to, like, be physically fit in general. It's the

balance, right?

Yeah. So anyway, now that we know you're fit and you've been a camera. I've

worked out like my whole life. Yeah, I can see it. It's a girl. Right. Tell us

where you're from.

I'm from San Luis Obispo.

Oh, nice. Not too far.

Love slow.

What was it like growing up out there?

I became a yoga teacher and I went to school for like holistic health and I

like trying to do all that stuff.

And then one of my girlfriends told me about MyFreeCam.

And I logged on one night, and I made so much money.

And I was like, okay. On your first night? Yeah.

Because when you just sign up, you're at the top of the page the first 72 hours.

They push you to the front, yeah. So everybody sees you. And I was like, I

cannot, like, keep doing this, like, cocktail serving and teaching yoga.

like, killing me.

Were you always a sexual person?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

So that came natural too. That was natural. Yeah. Right.

Um, so, okay. I'm just curious what happens after that 72 hour drop off

they don't promote you anymore. Is there like a, you know, serotonin dump

because you don't have as many people coming to your cam room and you have to

like work hard to get fans or like, but on my free cam specifically, like once

you're at a certain rank, you're still like on the front page. Okay.

So you just did really well from the very beginning.

So pretty lucky story because I feel like most girls. Yeah, I feel like if

start now, it's hard. But like I started nine years ago. So I just kind of like

dove in at a good time. A lot less people on the website. Yeah.

Interesting. And a lot of those fans are so loyal. Like they've been following

me the whole nine years. They're on my OnlyFans. They won't unsubscribe. Like

they're great.

And are they bummed that you don't, like, because I'm assuming you don't

cam anymore, but maybe you do live on OnlyFans? Yeah, I do live on OnlyFans,

they still see it.

What's the difference, vibe -wise?

Well, I feel like with my free cams, correct me if I'm wrong, it's like...

Anyone from the whole site can come to your room and it's free for them to come

to your room. So a lot of times you get people who are maybe not as kind and

they're freeloading and they're asking a lot of you.

Absolutely. But when they're on your OnlyFans, presumably they've already

money on you and they are your very big fan.

So the vibe in the room is a lot nicer in my opinion. It is a lot nicer on

OnlyFans. The only perk I would say about camping on a site is you get all

people that aren't.

paying yet and you can get them to become good only fans yeah whereas if

live on only fans there's no chance of anybody finding out about you from that

live yeah there's no like they're subscribed already interesting so okay

what was your uh sex life like prior to like when you were doing the yoga

teaching and all this kind of stuff like you have a boyfriend or what what was

your what's your sex life been like over the years like i've always had

boyfriends and then

Like, four years. I've been single now for four years. Like, now that I'm more

into the industry. But, like, the guy I lost my virginity to, we dated for four

years. Wow.

Committed.

So, yeah, I was very sexual, but I always had a boyfriend that I was having

with. Did your boyfriend, when you got into camming, have, like, a problem with

it?

Well, luckily, at that time, I was dating someone a lot older when I was

in San Diego, so he really just didn't care.

He was like, good for you. That's pretty open -minded, especially nine years

ago, where there's no, like, OnlyFans that everyone's talking about now. We

still talk. He's, like, still checking in on me to make sure I'm doing okay.

wow. That's good.

Funny. That's nice.

But, okay, what's it been like? Like, how is life different not having a

boyfriend for the last four years as opposed to usually having one prior to

that? I mean, it's pretty great.

I can do whatever I want and not have to answer to someone. Did your last

relationship end really badly?

No.

My very last boyfriend, it was when I was living in Vegas.

We were good, and then it's like the typical, like, oh, I'm okay with this,

then after some time, like, all the jealousy comes out, and I wasn't even

porn yet. I was just doing, like, girl stuff and, like, solo, and he could not

handle it.

Really? He was insecure about the guy giving you attention?

Yeah. Wow.

That's funny because, like, I totally understand how a guy could not be cool

with dating a porn star, but the girl -girl stuff, being, like, weirded out by

that. It was pretty crazy.

That, to me, is just like, okay, you need to, like, get your shit together.

I don't even really mean that because I understand there's, like, a lot of

normal guys who, like, just wouldn't want their wife to be naked on the

internet, whatever. But, like, if you're, like, a fun party guy, which I

myself in that category, I'm a party guy.

You don't want to see your girl eating some pussy.

Come on. And you go into the relationship knowing she does that. Oh,

already doing it beforehand.

Yeah, that's true. If you're like, act like you're accepting of it and then

change your mind and try to make the girl feel bad. I've heard stories of.

you know girls made to feel just like like she's a like wrong or like a bad

person for what she does or whatever yeah like my last shot um i was going to

breakfast in the morning with my girlfriend he's like oh you're gonna

oh like honestly i can't do this anymore like this is crazy really it's like

dating like the most annoying anonymous commenter on your instagram right

basically i was like you know what we're done here like i can't do this like you

post a photo with some random guy and they're like are you gonna fuck them

basically it was that energy It was terrible.

God, that's fucking funny. I could see why maybe you've been single for four

years. Do you feel like it's been hard to date now that you're doing boy -girl

collabs? Yes, I do. Because anytime I meet someone, they're just like, oh, I'm

going to go fuck.

Like, no.

See, I've been saying that my whole life. I like to be courted, like, in

time. Yeah, and people just...

They don't put in effort. They're like, oh, she's going to fuck me anyways

because this is what she does.

That's the trick of the porn star is that, yeah, on one hand, a lot of the

that they meet, they might want to just sleep with them right away. But if they

like you, they're going to really try to make you wait to prove that you

actually like them.

And so if you're a guy, you've got to play your cards right. You can't make

like you too much because then you'll have to be stuck in limbo.

Yeah. Right?

Maybe. I don't know. I haven't dated him.

Eight years. I have no idea.

What? Have you guys been married eight years?

No. We've been married May. Six months. We've been together since 2016, not

2020. Yeah. That's awesome.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. All right. Something.

Mostly just because I get to do this stuff.

So, okay. What is the craziest sexual experience

that you've had in your pre -porn life? Like craziest scenario that you found

yourself in?

Well. When I started webcamming, I met another model, and she invited me over

her place to cam with her, and she was married.

And they were very much poly, like they would hook up with other couples all the

time. So I became pretty close with them.

and he used to be able to sell like real life dates on cam that's crazy yeah

like it's so weird to think about i cannot believe that but people would

pay a certain amount and then they'd win a date i never did it but she did it

all the time um that's bold and that's when i was living in san diego so her

date was in la and she was like do you want to come with me and like hang out

with my husband and watch me i was like sure watch her with her date Yeah, like,

just to, like, keep an eye on her. So this husband was basically down to watch

her do a fuck -a -fan contest on a regular basis. Yeah.

Gangster. But you guys were, like, keeping an eye on her, making sure she

safe. Yeah, so we were, like, in the restaurant, but, like, at a different

table. But the guy knew?

No.

Oh. So the fan had no idea. Because I was going to say, this random fan, like,

you hear a lot of horror stories about the fucking fan contest where the guy

can't perform. If he knows that your bestie and your fucking husband are

he's definitely not going to be able to perform.

Yeah, no, we didn't let him see us.

Okay. So it was very secret. And then what happened?

And so then they left, and then we went back to the room and, like, were waiting

for her.

And then she comes and their other friend couple came that they would hook

with. And I was like, oh, everyone's here.

And I didn't know the whole time they were, like, arranging this, like,

orgy with me behind your back. They just knew that you would be down? I guess. I

didn't know. Like, I had sex with the girl the night before, too. Like, just

and her.

And when I was in the car with them, she was like, yeah, I got to fuck Kat

before you.

And I was like, what is happening up there? You were the fifth. Were you

comfortable with that?

I had no idea what I was doing.

There's just so many hands and people. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm

getting myself into. Where do I go? Whose vagina?

Yeah. Where do I lay?

And basically, my friend, she just held my hand through the whole thing. And we

watched for a bit. And then we'd all get into it.

back up a little the night before we met a football player and I gave him my

number and she was like call him and so he came too and then we were all too

tired to have sex so we basically just watched her have sex with a football

player in front of us oh wow and then went to sleep wow yeah yeah like

threesome figuring out positions super easy because just everything works

everything makes sense but five we've done orgies here with like 10 people 12

people there's definitely like moments where you're gonna feel like the odd man

out or you're gonna feel like what am i you know what do i do girls get very

fucking creative and i will give them credit there i feel like you're small

maybe you could do it just like climbing over people and getting on making out

while fingering from like i'm like wow you guys are acrobats

many people though that's also like easier because you can go in little

but like five only and two of them being married i was like who am i allowed oh

true but the thing about having 10 or 12 people is that like yes you can always

find a vagina or a mouth but like there's only one camera yeah and so if

camera's pointed at like three or four people doing some shit right here and

you're like with the other couple people over here it's like yeah you can keep

fucking but part of you is like well like there's really not as much reason

me to be doing this right now because nobody's ever gonna see it like this is

all for me like if she walks into the room and i'm a girl and the camera's

pointed the other way i'm kind of like okay sorry

For the record, I would have been mad. That makes sense, though. I get that.

Okay, what made you, after all those years doing the cam stuff, what made you

actually want to start doing real porn? And when did this start? Or when did you

start doing boy -girl collabs? Honestly, just a year ago.

Okay. I was doing OnlyFans for a while, and I just, I guess, got bored. I wanted

to have more sex, and Johnny Sins was my neighbor.

What?

That sounds like a porn.

So it was funny because we scheduled a collab and he gave me his address and I

put it in my phone and I'm like, is this a joke?

My maps are messed up. And I sat in my car and I kept pressing it and I'm like,

whatever, I'm just going to go right there.

It took me like two seconds and he opened the door and I was like, oh.

Wow. You got to give it to Johnny because he's fucked all the hottest

the industry, but then you'll also see him doing collabs with random girls

without many followers that look pretty good. I mean, he was my first, like,

porn star, so. This is my secret. If I need girls to do content with, I

literally just go and see who Johnny shot with because he shoots with girls

the time, girls I've never seen before. I'm like, all right, she's cute. I wish

my life was that simple. He has good taste, so, you know.

Girls, give me a chance.

My life would be so simple if I just looked at my schedule for the week and

like Monday, girl, Tuesday, girl, Wednesday, girl. And you're just kind of

all right, I got enough nut to go for the week, so I'm good, you know? Yeah, I

feel like he's just at that level now that he can do that.

But someone in his position could easily be like, I'm only going to fuck the

Angela Whites of the world and shit.

still open -minded, which I think is smart. He also probably just knows what

fans want. I feel like his fans probably want to see him hook up with a bunch of

different girls. What was that like for you after a lifetime of taking amateur

dick? What was it like to finally be working with a pro? It was insane

it was so long.

It was over an hour.

I've heard way over an hour. I've heard over two hours. I was just fucked up.

No makeup was on my face anymore.

done and then i went home and he texted me the next day and he's like hey are

you available so i went back and that was porn or for just hanging out for

okay so we filmed another one yeah he was like i have a neighbor who does porn

great i'm gonna hit her up every day why does he even need to do like if you

just did an hour like you really need another hour like i don't know it was It

was even crazier. It's the next one. Like, he made me squirt for the first

and my, like, reaction was so funny because he was, like, doing the finger

thing, and I was like, what? This is so aggressive.

And then I, like, was spraying everywhere, and I, like, covered my face

super embarrassed.

And he's like, it's okay. Like, I was trying to do that.

Wow. He's like, I know this button works if I hit it hard enough. I've never

done this before, and I just, yeah, it was really funny. So have you tried to

make yourself squirt since that opening moment? Yes, and I cannot do it.

He's the only one with the keys.

Him and then Alex Jones gave me a skirt.

Shout out to Alex Jones.

Because his dick is insane. It's like my entire arm.

So how do you feel about shooting with these guys with gigantic penises? Alex

Jones definitely fits in that category.

Or doesn't. I feel fine because they know what they're doing. They're not

aggressive about it. And lube is great.

I need breaks. I can't fuck them every day. I would die.

Yeah, was the hour...

Johnny's in sex with no breaks?

No, and you don't realize how crazy it is in the moment, but then when you go

home and you shower and your vagina is just like raw, you're like, oh, wow, I

just did that. And then you want him to do it again the next day.

I'll do it again. Well, it's your neighbor, so it would be kind of awkward

not. Well, I thought you were going to say that that was the beginning of you

having a little off -screen thing going on. Oh, no, that was the beginning of me

just diving in.

Okay. You just went into the deep end right away.

Yeah. But he's your neighbor. So like, are you seeing him around from time to

time? And was it kind of awkward or were you tempted to go do it again?

I mean, this was when we both lived in Vegas.

I've filmed with him like six times.

Okay.

But you never felt like you were going to fall in love with him?

You can't fall in love with him.

Hired dick?

Yes, you can.

I don't know.

No girl better ever say that about me. I want to at least believe it's a

possibility that they're going to fall in love with me. None of the girls

been on this podcast would say that they had a chance of falling in love with

you. Why not?

They could so love me.

I mean, I could love a porn star, but I just feel, I don't know, I just didn't

think about it. You don't allow your mind to be in that place.

Yeah, I feel like when I'm doing a scene, it's just that.

I mean, I'm enjoying myself. It's fun, but I'm not going to fall in love and

weird. I've heard of some people falling in love on porn sets, but one thing

I've noticed is that it usually seems to be the first time they shoot together.

I don't feel like you shoot with someone ten times and then after those ten

times you're like, maybe I do love you. I feel like, if anything, that kind of

goes away once you've fucked on camera for a million times.

Maybe. I don't know.

I'm also wondering how they know they fall in love, because isn't it, like,

orgasm and you think you're in love? Like, are you really?

I orgasm every single time on here, and never, never have I felt like that.

Never do I mistake orgasm with love. I'm just wondering, like, when that

happened, you know? Like, how that happened. Two very separate things for

But I guess when you're single, you're, like, more open -minded. Because I know

a lot of people, like, meet on set.

That's true.

Like, how?

Because, I mean, I feel like I'm into my partner when I'm...

On set.

But so many people end up marrying or dating their shoot partners. Yeah.

got to be, like, a lot of people who are more open -minded about it, I feel

like. Because, like, obviously I'm married already, so I'm not really,

thinking about, like, oh, does she like me? But, like, if I was single, I would

be thinking that. You know, it'd be kind of weird. If you were single, you would

try to date a lot of girls. I mean, sometimes people say stuff to me, and

like, are they really saying that? Or are they just, like, talking?

In the moment? Yeah.

Ah, that's interesting.

Like, like.

I get confused. I'm like, I don't know. What do they say? Like, I love you while

they're fucking you?

Just, yeah, like random stuff like that. That's a lot.

That's a lot.

Just like random stuff. And I'm like, are you really saying that to me? If a

girl said, I love you mid porn set, shoot, I would, I would just stop. What

would you do?

I'd be laughing my ass off.

That'd be so fucking funny. Maybe if you meant like, I love your dick.

I'd be like, you dumb bitch. What are you talking about?

You would not say that.

Wait, you can't say bitch on a porn set? No, you can't say that. It's rude.

No. I would cry if someone said that to me.

She's like, I love you. You're like, you're dumb, bitch.

I'm married.

How dare you? Well, I mean. I can't imagine being single on a porn set. I've

just never really had to be in that position.

Like, I feel so naughty even shooting without her on here, like, once in a,

like, we've done it two times ever. Yeah. Three times, I guess. But you were

there the third time, yeah.

I wasn't in the room. You were in the other room, but it's still, like. I

do my blessing. It's okay. I still, like, feel like I'm naughty. Like, oh,

God, this is crazy. Like, I can't believe I'm doing this. I got that.

Never thought of myself as, like, a solo.

But you guys, like, both do it. I don't know.

I feel like it's more open sometimes.

One time we were shooting with this girl, and while we were shooting, she,

went to my ear and was like, I love you. No, she didn't. And Lena didn't notice,

and I felt kind of weird. You're lying.

Just kidding.

Anyway, memorable experiences you've had on camera. Like, what's the best time

slash the most awkward times you've had on camera that really stand out?

Like on a set?

Yeah.

You could even go OnlyFans with it if you want.

I did do... I don't want to say any of the names, but I did do a pro set.

This guy requested me, and I didn't know who he was, but he was hitting me up

daily. One of those annoying people on Instagram where they would like every

story, like the hearts. I'm like, what are you doing?

It went on for two months.

I don't even know how to like a story for the record. I just want to say that.

It's a little heart thing, but it was just so cringy to me. I felt so

uncomfortable.

And then we had to do these interviews, and he literally said every time I see

Catherine's Instagram photos, I go and jerk off.

And I was like, what?

And it was like the worst sex I've ever had.

Really? Yeah. Was it like really passionate on his end? And his dick was

small. And I was like, I didn't know you could have small dicks in porn.

Did it look big when you had seen it before or you never investigated?

It looked like normal -ish, but I always investigate. You know, that's the

number one thing that like guys will ask me about getting into porn. And at some

point, like one of the first things I'll say is like, you need to have a big

dick. And like a lot of guys are like, well.

Do you? He's like, you don't really need to have a big, right? And I'm like,

okay, mine is small. Like, mine is probably, like, the minimum that I

Like, I can't really imagine a guy with a dick smaller than mine being in the

game. How big is your dick?

I feel like it's, like, seven inches.

See, that's, like, fine, though, for porn. Like, if it's, like, five.

Five -inch cut. Yeah. Like, why are you here? There's a lot of angles you can't

see.

I feel like when it's little.

Definitely. Yeah.

So this is, like, a five -and -a -half, six -inch one.

Right. Respectable in real life. In real life, yeah. Maybe not cut off at the

end of the day. I was so thrown off, I think, by the Instagram stuff.

And the fact that he requested you. Do you think you'll turn down shoots where

people request you now? Yeah.

Unless I know who it is.

But what? Then you've got to turn down anybody who's got a crush on you?

who really likes you? Okay, this was too much.

Okay, yeah.

Did someone really? I don't know. Why are you liking everything? Like a

Man up. Take me out if that's what you want. But don't be weird on Instagram.

Take me out. So a male performer could ask you on a date?

I'm open to it. I feel like I came off like I would never like anybody.

Should they hit you up before or after you fuck on camera?

From your perspective. That doesn't really matter.

As long as the mutual is there.

It's interesting because through fucking somebody on camera you could pretty

much figure out real quick.

whether things are going to work for you off camera right really you know like

what they do in their day -to -day though yeah and it's like where the set

mostly controlled by the director or the producer whatever yeah i feel like you

don't get them to have like a collab more i feel like off camera every single

time i've ever had sex with a girl who i kind of liked i immediately i knew

whether we would work or not like sexually afterwards like you just get a

information from hooking up with them about like whether this is somebody that

you could continue to bang for like many years to come well that part yeah like

the banging but what about like their off -cam personality oh that's its own

separate test but you're not you're not going to get a ton of personality on the

set whereas like the date a date is basically like an off -camera podcast

couple hours where like by the end of it you've kind of like probably got You

know whether you think this person's a good talker or not. Don't you feel like

people's sex gets a lot better than the first time, though? I feel like the

first time is not usually. It's a little awkward. You can be nervous and stuff.

You're nervous. You're taking your clothes off in front of each other for

first time. It's very vulnerable.

That's true, but my mind doesn't really go there.

I'm like, oh, let's be very forgiving about this. Let's just assume the best.

No, it's like this is your tryout, and you're probably only going to get one.

Oh my God. Just saying, for a guy who's nutted really early for a lot of girls,

you're not getting the first time.

I'm not talking about myself. I'm talking about them.

Well,

because if I fuck you for the first time and I come really fast, you're like,

well, you must think I'm hot.

Not always. Or you just haven't come in a while.

There's so many factors.

I'll tell her, I just think you're hot.

And she'll believe me.

One time I was doing a co -op with this guy, and he could barely fuck me. He,

like, had to come every second. I was like, are we going to be able to do

So, like, over and over and over?

Well, he would, like, go in me, and he's like, ah, I can't. And I'm like, can

you just, like, fuck, please? You're in the wrong business.

And then, but I did it again, and then the next time he just couldn't come. And

I was like, what?

What's happening?

So, I don't know.

Because I hear the second version of that story a lot more often than the

version where it's like he just puts it in and he's like, oh my God, fuck, I'm

going to cum. Yeah. Yeah.

That's me sometimes.

Okay. What are your favorite things to do sexually? Like what are the things

that really genuinely get you off your favorite things?

I like rough for sex.

How rough are we talking?

Like vanilla rough.

Like I don't want to be like.

Yeah.

That's what I want.

Like, I don't want to be, like, hit or anything, but, like, I like being choked

and, like, spanked and stuff.

You mean, like, positions or?

Just anything. Anything that turns you on. You don't have any, like, weird

fetishes that we should know about?

I don't know.

Do I have weird fetishes?

I think I'm just on the spot. I'm trying to think.

Tell him about your crazy camp story.

Oh, yeah, I was online, and this guy wanted me to view his cam, but he wanted

the whole chat to view his cam because he loves humiliation.

So he pays, but everybody gets to watch. Yeah. Which is not normally how it

goes. No, normally you would go one -on -one with the guy. Normally I would just

open his cam privately, but he wanted everyone to see what he was doing.

So I had to, like, adjust my stuff.

But I feel like he was probably as tall as me, but, like, really, like, large.

And he put on this, like, grandma dress.

And he used this flashlight and jerked off. And he came in it and asked me to

tell him to drink it. And he did all of this live.

That did not turn me on. Everybody was able to see him doing this.

He requested it. And they were like, whatever.

He's very into humiliation.

That would kill the whole vibe for me. It was crazy.

Was everyone in your chat pissed? Because that's not what they were into.

them that it was happening.

So they had fair warning to turn it off. Yeah. Okay. Hey, guys, you're about to

see a fat dude in a dress drink a shitload of cum out of a flashlight that

was just fucking.

Hold on a sec.

Yeah. Me as a viewer. Okay.

Computer off.

Goodbye.

I'm getting a hooker.

Sorry. People like to watch things happen. Like, I remember.

It's like a train wreck. You can't look away. Yeah. Like this one girl, she

would put a camera in her pussy, like all the way in.

And you would just see skin and like wet.

And guys would watch it.

It's like being in a science project. Yeah, like one of my fans sent me the

and I was like, why are you watching this? Was it like a special mini camera?

guess. Or was it like a GoPro?

I have no idea. I didn't talk to her about it. But people just like watching

weird stuff on camera. You can easily Google something that looks like that

isn't a vagina.

Just like a little camera. Like a colonoscopy. That's what I was thinking.

colonoscopy. Not my idea of hot. It wasn't hot at all. It was really weird.

Might as well put a camera in like the pipes under your house. It's just like

looking into the city. Yeah. Like it was just pink and watery.

Like there's nothing going on.

If I could make a good living and I didn't have any other options and my day

-day was like sticking a camera up my ass.

I mean. I wouldn't want to watch that. A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

My pee hole has never had anything in it besides the little tiny Q -tip thing

that only porn stars know about having to do this at the STD clinic. I did that

once before the urine sample and that hurt so bad I cried.

You didn't cry?

I didn't cry, but I also don't know if I really did it the way that they...

Because they're like, put it in your pee hole and then spin it.

I put it in.

Did like a quarter circle turn one way or another turn the other way.

That's also what I did because it hurt so bad. I was like, I'm not getting a

full 360. You didn't have them do it for you?

No, they wouldn't. Oh, I was like, you're doing it for me. I'm not doing

don't know where my fucking urethra is. You think I can find it? For the record,

we don't have to do this anymore, guys. We pee in cups now. Yeah. I know. Well,

we always pee in cups, but we just don't do that anymore.

They literally.

put that in like a week after i did that i was so mad see i've heard girls say

like yeah i was bleeding for a few days i have a really hard time with the anal

swab my it always causes me pain but that yeah that sucks yeah no i'll never

that again yeah the anal swab is whatever i'm happy they have that little

in there now see what i'm doing bent over guys we're all talking about going

the same doctor's office which is kind of Freaky, you know. We're from all over

the world. We've all come together to use the same bathroom at the doctor's

office. Can we talk about how that bathroom is never kept nicely? Always

overflowing with squabs. No, it's disgusting in there.

I try to go in the morning. I'll take the anal wipe. I'll take it like, you

know, or whatever it is. The thing you use to clean your ass. And I'll go to

like put it in the trash can and it's already so full of other.

anal q -tips that i'm just like what is this like no one they need to take the

cash out no one takes yeah like at least like every couple days i mean in a

couple days every day would be nice but i'll go there at like noon and it'll be

overflowing like i know there hasn't been 500 people that came in since this

morning so clearly you guys out yeah oh sorry guys we need a better note to end

the pod on though has the q -tip ever gotten lost in your butt in my p -hole

in your butt

What, it got broken and stayed in your butt? Not me, but I've heard other

performers say that they've had to dig it out. How far are they putting this

thing in there?

It only needs to go in that much. That's what I'm saying. That's why I would

never imagine it breaking up. I'm only putting it in like that.

I don't know what they're doing, but that scared me.

Wow. Yeah.

Because, yeah, you break it in the middle.

Yeah, you break it, but you don't break it until... I never thought about that

until you guys said that. That girl put it all the way up.

That's not good. That's crazy, you know.

Wow. Ouch.

Some hot shit right here.

So what are you looking forward to the most about hooking up with Lana the Plug

and myself?

Bring it all back to you. I'm trying to think of something that is a little bit

more sexual than breaking off an anal swab in your butthole.

Today is the first time that she is shooting twice in one day.

Been pretty fucked.

What did you do earlier today? Tell us. I did a threesome earlier.

With who?

I'll kill him.

Shut up.

My friend Kylie and Brad.

Okay. Yeah. Shout out Brad.

I don't know him, but it sounds like a good name, you know? Brad Newman.

I actually, we knew each other before porn.

We worked at the same bar in San Diego. He was a doorman, and I was a cocktail

server. You guys both ended up in the same industry. Yeah, I saw him the first

year. I went to ABN. I was behind the MFC booth, and he was walking, and I was

like, what are you doing here? He was a doorman. I was a porn star.

Could it be any more obvious?

I'm not sure. He was a bartender. Oh, I was a bartender. All right, whatever.

How'd that go? Make it an Avril. How'd that go?

That is an Avril song. I couldn't even remember. I'm thinking, is that a Taylor

Swift song?

How did the threesome go or how did seeing him go?

Either one.

That was the whole experience.

How was the sex?

Well, what's funny is when I saw him at ABN however many years ago that was, we

had sex that trip off camera just for fun because I always wanted to.

I was going to ask if there was any sexual tension before at the job you

did together.

There was, but of course I had a boyfriend and I couldn't And then you

-band and you're like. Yeah. And then we had sex and then we've done a couple of

scenes now. Are you opposed to dating a male performer or does that seem like it

would work? I'm not opposed to it.

Interesting. Not him because he's taken, but other ones. Yeah. I feel like a lot

of girls are either like very open to the idea or very against the idea. I

like it would be easier because like they already know what I'm doing.

doing the same thing. Like there's no awkward conversations.

I feel like it.

If you find the right match, it's probably fucking great. The thing about

porn world is that there are a ton of great people in it, but there's always

going to be the like 10 or 20 % who are like real weird deep down inside.

Yeah. So that's like, it's like the main thing. You just have to have your like

weirdo alert. I mean, you guys did it.

Yeah. But look how fucking weird she is. I don't know. She's dragging me into

the cuck world. I don't know. What?

Ignore everything he's saying.

Could you do it though? Like dating a male performer and knowing that he's

to shoot with.

A different girl every single day.

Yeah. I'd be fine with that.

Is there a little part of you that feels a little slutty having two threesomes

in a day?

A little bit.

But, I mean. Let's hold on to that.

Adam loves slutty behavior. I do, yeah. I don't want you to lose that.

Okay. Keep your slutty. I was called a slut earlier in the threesome. Does that

help? Really? I'm not going to do that. I'm not very verbal.

It was the girl, too.

What? It usually is. No, I enjoyed it. I was like, yeah.

Okay. Well.

We were good with each other. We, like, vibed. Well, I, like. Well, that's good.

Y 'all want to get it on?

Yes. Please don't ever say it like that.

Let's get it on. Let's get it on.

Let's get it on. Yeah, I feel like you're going to bust out singing.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. You smell so good.

Thank you.

I'm going to take this off you.

Please do.

Oh my god, your boobs are amazing.

Thank you.

Oh,

goodness.

This is what I want.

Someone watching us from afar.

Give me.

Give me, give me.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

That's perfect, though.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Pussy is so perfect.

I'm so good at that.

I hate you too. Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

You're really good at that tongue.

Fuck, you're feeling so good.

Fuck.

um um

Do you want to come share with me?

It's so good. It's freaking hot.

Okay.

You look so sexy.

um um

Wow, that's pretty far down.

Fuck baby, it does not feel good.

I like watching two girls suck your cock at the same time.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I love your ass.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

They're spoiling me.

Oh, frick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Yes,

I do.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

It's a lot for you to sit on.

Get up there.

Thank God, like, this is perfect for us.

Fuck.

Yeah,

hold it. It's fucking good.

Fuck.

It's so fucking wonderful.

You can give it a little wet, I don't know.

Oh yeah,

get it super wet for her.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Well, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I

need

you to eat my watch pussy some more.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, thanks.

Oh, fuck. He tastes so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, okay.

We need to switch here.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, baby. Just like that.

on some fruit there. Yeah.

I love you.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yes, baby.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.