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It'll be okay. And he's the best OBGYN on the western seaboard.

You have nothing to worry about. And I'm here for you.

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Have you guys tried any of the all -natural routes, such as drinking

juice extract?

Yeah, we tried turning her upside down and everything.

Have you had your levels checked?

Yeah, I mean, everything seems to be normal.

Okay.

All right, well, let's go ahead and get a look in here.

Okay.

How are you feeling today?

I'm feeling okay. I wasn't nervous.

Alright, so I'm going to go ahead and insert and see if there's any pain or

anything going on right there.

Jeez, you are tight.

It's okay, baby. How's that? Any tenderness or

uncomfortability? No, not really.

Okay, so what it feels like, it feels like there's a blockage down there.

A blockage?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know if your semen is actually going in there, but it feels like

a wall down there.

I'm going to need your help on this.

We're going to force air from her esophagus down her body.

Okay. And then as her stomach inflates, I'm going to want you to push that in a

sweeping motion like this.

We've got to push out a blockage.

I'm assuming you eat meat?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, you eat the cheap stuff? You eat fast food?

It's okay.

Don't worry about it. It's very common.

That can kind of lead to some concrete sperm inside when it mixes. If their pH

levels don't match right, it can cause a few. We just want to knock that out of

there and give a clean path for your swimmers, right? Bear with me. This is a

little unorthodox.

What's going on, doctor?

I told you, this is unorthodox.

But to make babies, you've got to get central.

You've got to be one with the bodies.

Your body, you've been eating bad food.

So we're going to push the air out, we're going to break that concrete seal,

then you're going to make babies.

You have babies, don't you?

Yeah, of course, doctor.

Are you sure about this, doctor?

Oh my god.

Doctor.

Doctor,

this doesn't seem right.

Do you want to have a baby or not? I told you my methods are unorthodox, but

they work. You've seen my reviews online.

Push the air through. Push the air through. Push the air through like you

to have a baby, okay? Okay, doctor. Okay, I got it.

Get your head down there. See if there's air coming out.

Okay.

I'm not sure if it's working.

All right.

Hold on to this one, all right?

Get it. Put your head in there.

Push the air. Push the air. Okay.

I can feel it.

It's working, Doc.

Okay.

It's working, Doc. I can feel the air for sure.

Yeah. We're clearing up that blockage that you put in there.

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You might want to close your eyes for this part. Yeah, I don't know what

going to do now.

We're giving you a family.

Right there.

Oh, wow.

Let's break open that.

Right there.

For our family.

Doctor, you're fucking my wife!

Sir, I am clearing a blockage.

Clearly you did not clear this on your own, so you came here.

Did you not see the reviews online?

Look at me, look at me, look at me.

What's your first name?

Jack. All right, Jack.

We're going to get you a family.

Okay.

All right. Let me guess. You don't like Big Pharma either.

We're doing this the real way.

That's right.

That's right.

And visualize the blockage melting away.

I can feel it.

Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh,

baby.

Doctor, it's such a big day.

I can see that.

Oh, Dr.

Pounder. You don't got to reach the end of the tunnel. You just got to beat the

shit out of the wall.

Oh, God.

That's what we're doing. We're unclogging right there.

Shane, is that what they taught you in medical school?

Jack, they don't teach this in medical school.

Why? I'm the best at what I do.

Okay. I go above and beyond.

Look at me, Jack. Look at me, Jack.

I go to all the health conferences all around the world.

I know all the details of the inner workings of the baby making.

Okay. What are we doing?

We're making babies, right?

You want to be a daddy?

Yeah.

What if I'm going to be the daddy at this point?

It's working.

Well, Jack, I put my hand in there and I could feel it.

That's how I get to tell, Jack.

Could you, could you console yourself?

I don't want to be a great father.

I'm going to grab it like this.

See, look at it, Jack. See what we're going to do is we're going to, we're

really going to get in there.

Great.

Love it. Thank you, doctor, for doing this.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

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Your daddy

Jack, it only feels amazing because we're clearing up those blockages.

I trust you, Doctor.

There has to be a reason why he was rated so high.

I'm beginning to thank the wives for writing those reviews.

I do offer special discounts for good reviews.

That's good business practice.

Jack,

I don't tell you how to do your job.

Don't try to tell me how to do mine.

Hey

Jack,

could you be a sport and hand me that lubrication gel over there?

I just wasn't expecting all this to happen at the gyno office.

Have you gone to gynecology school?

I'm assuming you have not, Jack.

No, I didn't. Have you ever researched it before? You googled it on the

interwebs?

He knows what he's doing, Jack.

Maybe if you fucked me better, we wouldn't be here.

You would have pregnant me already.

Is that necessary? I didn't say it, Jack. That wasn't me.

You don't have to bring that up.

That's just the medicine working.

Don't take it personally.

I'll tell you one thing. I hate it.

The worst doctor's visit I've ever been on. Oh, grow up.

Come on.

You want to have a family, remember?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Somehow I thought I'd be more involved in the insemination process like Dad.

Jack, it was your insemination process that led you to my office to begin with.

I'm fixing it for you so that you can go back to it. I don't think that's very

fair, Doctor.

No, life's not fair.

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

You have to enjoy it that much.

You know this is my favorite.

You want your wife to be miserable at the office?

You want her to have a good time?

I didn't think... Happy or not happy, Jack? Happy or not?

I want her to be happy. Okay, Jack, that's all that matters.

You look very happy.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

See that? She says it and she means it. I don't think you mean it. Well, it's a

little bit difficult when there's another man's penis in my wife.

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Work all the edges out. Get that out of there.

The last angle, right, doctor?

Well, we'll see. We'll see.

I do an examination after this angle.

We'll see.

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Thanks, Doctor.

You're doing a great job.

You really are, Doc.

Oh, my God.

How much more of this are you going to need to do?

Really?

As much as it takes. Yeah, baby.

As much as it takes, Jack. As much as it takes.

Do you want to do one treatment or two?

Oh, as many as it needs.

I could come back every week.

I can schedule a follow -up visit. Yes, we need a follow -up visit, baby. Are

you sure?

Yeah. A thousand percent. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Let's go ahead and flip this around so we're hitting another angle.

I want to get all of the angles.

Every angle.

Yeah.

It's the angle, Doc. Well, the first one's covered by your insurance. The

one's out of pocket. I'm just trying to save you money, Jack.

I'm paying for this?

Not this one.

But if we have to do a follow -up, your plan doesn't cover a second visit.

Oh, sweetie.

Do you have a financing plan? Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Why'd you go in and out?

I'd rather not.

Oh, right there, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yes.

Fuck me, doctor.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, sweetie.

You should watch and learn.

Oh, this is how you treat a woman. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't you marry me then? Oh, fuck.

Oh, sweet.

You know why I married you.

For your money.

What?

Oh,

yeah. What, stays in the office?

Well, what happened in the office stays in the office.

Don't worry, Jack.

She's still going home with you.

What should I be worried about?

You should be worried about making your family happen, because it's gonna

happen. So that's right, ride that until you just fucking come like you've never

come before.

Tell her to come, Jack.

Tell her to come. She needs it.

Come, honey.

Mean it, Jack.

Mean it. Come for me, honey. I want to see you come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, doctor.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Make me come again, doctor. You want to do what?

Do what?

Squeeze that dick right there. Squeeze it in you. Squeeze it. Squeeze it.

Squeeze it.

Squeeze it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Let's see.

Oh. Guess what, Jack?

Yeah? We're almost there.

Okay. We need a final question.

Final question. Final question.

Final touches.

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Go to the side.

Well, I got some good news, Jack.

I think we cleared up that blockage.

Great. It's great news. I can't promise you that it's going to be my kid, but I

suggest that you go home and make sweet, sweet love to your beautiful wife.

Yeah.

That's not the spirit. Let me get a hell yeah.

You're going to be a daddy.

I'm going to be a dad. You're going to be Karen.

I'm so excited.

I can't wait.

Aw, thank you, doctor.