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Wow. What do you think?

You look so good, baby.

Okay, now.

Are you ready to put a

baby in me?

It would be my honor.

Let's make a baby.

I'm so sorry.

I'm super embarrassed.

I'm really, really sorry.

Something's seriously wrong. I think I got hurt at work or something. I don't

know.

Oh, honey, don't blame yourself.

It's not that big of a deal.

Look, we can try again another day.

Yeah, I hope so.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right, how about I go get some water?

Yeah, maybe there's something in the water that could help. You know, like

minerals will kind of get me going.

Yeah. So, thank you.

Mm -hmm.

the minerals will kind of get you going.

What's up?

Sweetie, what are you doing?

Come on, you know what I'm doing.

What do you mean?

Come on, Mom. I follow you outside of my room.

Oh, my God. Honey, I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I'm into you.

Okay, don't say that. I'm your mother.

You're my stepmother. It's way different. Besides, I can give you what

can't.

What do you mean?

Come on. I heard you guys talking last night. I know you want a baby.

Daddy, this is insane.

Mom, all this comes for you.

Oh.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh, it'll be fine.

Can I

taste it?

Of course, it's all yours, Mom.

Oh, fuck. You're so good at this.

It's gonna be a great time, isn't it?

It's so fucking tempting.

Whoa.

I'm just here, so... Yeah?

What's the deal?

I don't really know what you like.

I'm going to get Dad's home. Are you serious?

Yeah. You know what? I think that, um... I think I should probably talk to him

before we do this.

It's just getting good.

Yeah.

So you just wait right here. I'll be right back, okay? All right, all right.

So,

honey, are you ready to give your son a blessing?

I feel like there's got to be a better way to do this. Maybe like IVF or

something? Honey, this is how I want to do this.

Look, it doesn't mean I don't love you.

dream come true.

Yeah, Dad, don't worry. It's going to be just fine.

You know, one day we're all going to laugh about this.

I hope you're right. Right now I want to cry.

But I love you, and if this is what you want, then okay.

Okay.

So, are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

Looks like you're ready.

Go in with her, Dad.

I'm not going anywhere. I mean, I'm going to supervise this.

I will be here for the conception of my child.

I'm not comfortable leaving the room. If I'm not here, that's messed up.

Hey, Mom, if he wants to stay, you enjoy the show, Dad.

You might not even be my son. I'm starting to lose it. It's crazy.

Make you a little jealous?

Sweet. I'm just warming him up. We're enjoying ourselves a little bit.

Oh, great.

Why don't we use that cup? I can eat you, huh?

Is all this really necessary, guys?

Honey, you know that foreplay is the most important part of sex.

Don't ask me that.

Be a man and find out for yourself.

Oh, she looks wet.

Yeah, she does.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah. That was so good.

Tell me that you're pursuing a baby with him.

Baby with him? I think that's just when it's fun.

Not a lot of good to get done just from bragging, all right? I need to be

taught.

Take notes while you're sitting there, Jack.

I'm still your father, all right?

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

Dad,

you need to watch this.

Mm -hmm. You said you wanted to watch. Watch.

To be clear, I don't really want to watch. I just want to be present.

That's how you do it.

That's how you do it.

another baby.

I do, too. That's why I agreed to this.

Get out of here. I can't wait any longer.

I'm not going anywhere, all right? You better knock my fucking wife up.

Should we do this for nothing?

I'm gonna be so mad.

If you shut up, I'll put a fucking baby in her.

Do it!

I don't know how you lasted this long. I don't know what's taking so long. When

I've been in there ten pumps, max.

Well, that's you. That's why you don't have a fucking kid.

Thank you. Thank you.

Are you talking?

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Whoa, yes.

That's amazing.

Holy.

Oh, my God. That's good, that's good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Come right on this cock, mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

That's what I fucking need.

Fucking deep.

Nice and deep.

That's where you're going to explode right deep inside the heart.

That's all I need from you, baby.

That's how you impregnate the body.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, it's dead. It feels so good.

Yes.

Yes,

you do.

Yes, you do.

Oh.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck,

yeah.

Oh, shit.

There's nowhere else for that cock to go. It's so fucking deep.

Baby, isn't this beautiful?

Isn't this the creation of life?

Not exactly what I envisioned.

Yeah. Yeah.

There it is.

I don't

know why you could not give this woman a baby, Dad. Oh, fuck.

That's it.

Yeah. Baby.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

That's it.

Oh.

Maybe he's so deep inside me.

I don't think that is. Don't admit it. Have you never said that to you?

Don't. It's a joke.

No. No, I wanted to be here. And it's just what I'm saying.

Maybe it's a beautiful experience. Do you want to see it?

We're telling everyone out of the box, okay?

The truth never leaves this room. Oh, man.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

That's it.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

man. That's what you've done. I'm not fucking telling about coffee.

Don't fucking tease me.

Don't fucking tease me like that. Yeah.

That's it.

Take it with you, you fucking man. You can take it, Jackie.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

This isn't the best way to get pregnant, you know?

Right there.

Oh,

that's it, baby.

That's it.

Don't fucking tease me.

Don't fucking tease me.

That's it. That's it, baby. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, that's it. Oh,

yes, yes.

That's it, baby.

You'll bite me so bad. No, I really don't. No, she'll impregnate me.

Can you do that for Mommy? Can you impregnate Mommy, please? I want you to

for me first. Yeah. I want you to come for your son. You can come.

You want me to go to the house? Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

That'll be good for you.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Look. For your son.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Yes, that's it, baby.

Fuck.

Yeah, I just have to look at the phone and I don't know what to do.

That's it, baby.

Put a baby in me.

That's it.

That's it.

Just think.

You could have a brother or sister.

It's anywhere but my pussy.

What are you doing?

That's really good on the teeth.

The fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck?

You were supposed to come and find me.

Sorry, guys.

I wasn't ready to be...

I just said what you were telling me to do.

Can you scoop it inside me?

Does that even work?

I don't know. It's worth a shot.

I don't know.

Maybe we should just take another day.

Alright.

What's for dinner?

I'll order pizza.