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Moving day sucks.

Not there.

What? Not there.

I told you a million times. Okay,

sorry, sorry.

Oh my god.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Oh my god.

Give me a second.

I don't know what you mean by that.

But I can do this. I've been doing it all day.

I really don't want you to break your...

You know, I actually have a friend Like

he is a lot stronger than you and I think that he would be capable of doing

of this Okay,

supposedly this whoever this muscle -bound guy, you know

Move everything? Move all the stuff?

I think he would. Yeah.

Like, he doesn't live very far from here.

You know what? Just because I want to get this over with, go ahead and call

Oh, my God. Are you getting uppity?

No, just... Are you getting uppity?

Just call him. You're getting uppity, aren't you?

Oh, I can't do this anymore.

Oh, my back is aching.

All right. Let me message him and see if he's available.

Yeah. Why don't you go and draw yourself like a bubble bath or something?

No, no. Like baby soft skin of yours.

No, it's too early right now.

I'm just going to stick around and see if this guy can do everything you said

can do. We'll see. Ah, okay, okay. We're going to manage that.

Can you please stop making so much noise? You're really distracting me.

fine.

Get him over here.

Stop saying things.

Okay.

I think he's actually available.

See if he can come over.

When did you say the river's under here?

In like an hour, right?

In an hour?

Jesus.

How did you expect to be able to do any of that in an hour? I thought... You

really need to set expectations, like realistic expectations for yourself.

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Alright, cool.

He should be on the way.

Yeah, I don't know what to do for you.

Let me just go get some ice and stuff, okay? I'll be right back.

Can you please stop making so much noise?

Can't believe we don't even have ice.

God.

Your friend's here.

Why don't you grab the Midol on the way to answering the door?

You gotta be... It's all to my back.

Just whatever.

You'll be fine.

Hey.

Hey. What's going on? What's up? Got anything to help? Yeah, moving boxes.

Alright, what you got?

So like...

I've been moving stuff all day.

I don't know.

I'm fabulous. How are you?

You look amazing.

You guys are good friends, huh?

I've known him for what, like six weeks? Yeah. Yeah, I met him over at the gym.

Okay, and your name?

James. James? Yes.

So we need you to help move. We got a lot of stuff in the garage.

You can start with this box right here. All right.

That's cool. He said you got it. He said you got it.

Not at all.

It's very warm in here.

Lift and carry things, right?

Yeah.

I didn't hurt you back when you did it?

Not at all.

Did you get that medal?

No, we don't have anything.

I have a medal right over there. Just take it for being a little bitch. I

find it. I didn't find it.

Excuse me, husband.

It's okay. What else is going on?

Um, you know, I actually, the movers are going to be here in a couple of hours.

And we have a whole garage that we need to deal with. Yes, a whole garage.

Can you please shut up?

Like, go, go get the fucking light off. I really want to, like, stop.

I need your help because it's very expensive when they're here.

Um, and if you can help with that. Yeah, absolutely.

Now, I'm a little bit strapped for cash because I've been dealing with him and

his fucking back injury.

Okay.

Like, I would love to pay you, and I'm sorry, like, it's not amazing, my budget

right now, but that's okay.

I'm sure we can work out something, get something in mind, we can probably do.

Yeah? Yeah.

You said that in my particular way. Is that what you mean?

I'm just saying.

Don't be just saying. Don't just be saying when you have your shirt off like

that. We can work something out, I think. We can work something out. Yeah.

think your husband will be okay with that.

I mean, he's going and grabbing his metal for his cramp.

So, I think he'll be fine. You think he'll be okay with that? Yeah, I do.

Okay.

I'm going to take a look at this.

Hey,

what's going on here?

Oh, sweetie.

She's talking about payment.

Payment? I was really beginning to think that I was, like, asexual with you.

And I kind of want to, I want to, like, I suppose we should have a consent talk.

I feel alive again.

Why? I really like this gentleman, James.

And I think that I've been putting up with you quite a bit. You're doing this

now? Yeah. I think that you owe me.

I owe you?

Yes. For?

For putting up with your, like.

I don't know, you're just being a little bitch. Oh my god.

I mean, sweetie, you made me feel like I was asexual.

Do you know how bad that is?

I'm always at work or busy, I just... But look at this delicious man right

behind me.

Do you want to deny your wife what she truly desires?

I guess not. And if it gets the garage stuff moved, then... I don't know, my

little bitch is a little bit of a whore too.

I like it.

Why don't you get yourself a little bit of comfort now?

I will.

So my friend Dave was spotting me, and I happened to notice

in his pants this delicious bulb.

Oh, God.

You are such an amazing husband. for letting me actually enjoy myself with a

real man.

I have no choice.

You have no choice. You want me happy, right?

I do, I do. I want your permission because I need to know that you want

wife to be happy for all the things that she does for you that you will do this

for her.

Okay, I want my wife to be happy. I want you to phone Chipper about this,

please. Okay, I want my wife to be happy.

So do whatever it takes to make you happy.

And I'll just sit here.

Oh, I love it.

You're such an amazing husband. Thank you. You might not be able to pick

up and do a whole lot in the physical world, but at least you understand where

you're inadequate.

Kind of like here.

That's delicious.

You're really doing this in front of me. Wow.

You want to see more?

Hey, here.

Why don't you get up front?

Rosie, come here.

I want you to see what it's like to have a dick sucked.

A real dick.

You

know

what, honey? I think that my dog is actually sonicky.

Oh, I see. Yeah, that was a good idea.

Do I have your best interest at heart?

You do.

Fuck,

look at this. Yeah, look at that.

Fuck.

Oh, baby, I can gag on his dick.

That's impressive.

Isn't it?

You're amazing.

I love you, sweetie.

Oh, God.

I suppose the advantage is to marry a little bit.

Then I get the choice of me.

I would say my life is pretty fucking awesome.

Are you getting excited over there, sweetie?

You know you're going to have to come here more often because there's

no way for my dear husband to satisfy me again, you know?

I'll care to help.

Mmm, sweetie.

Mmm,

you treat me so nicely.

I can tell you're loving it.

You're having a great time.

I legitimately thought that I stopped loving sucking cock.

I'm so happy I have a mom.

You want me to take my pants off for you to put back on?

I suppose it's a little hard to hear when all the water's in your dick isn't

I have that way about myself.

I want that dick and the back of my throat.

I really want to get out of it because it's been sucking forever.

I thought I had no ability to do that anymore.

Oh my god, sweetie.

I love this.

You're like why do you keep making me through fuck you and I could have that

You know, I was really unsure about our marriage.

Is this making it better? It's making the image better.

I guess

I have no choice now.

You're not fighting it.

No. Oh, fuck.

I can't.

Oh my god.

Fuck yes.

That feels fucking good.

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck me. Yes, fuck me. Fuck. Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Delicious. Yeah. Oh, my God. It feels so fucking good.

Don't fucking stop. Fuck.

Oh, my legs don't touch the fucking ground.

Oh my god.

Your dick is so thick.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Wow, that's a big fucking dick.

Oh, sweetie.

Fuck.

How does it feel? Oh my god, it feels so fucking good.

You're tall.

There we go.

Fuck. Oh, yes, fuck.

Oh, fuck, sweetie.

I really didn't know. I married a lesbian.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so nice to realize what a real man is. Fuck.

Yeah, it's amazing

You are so yummy.

There it goes. There it goes.

Ooh. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Ooh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck, that's amazing.

That's a really nice angle.

Oh, that's awesome. Classic. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, you're delicious.

Holy shit. Yes.

Oh, sweetie.

Why don't you get yourself down on the floor so you can watch?

Oh,

wow.

Oh,

such a gentleman.

Oh, my God.

Isn't that amazing?

Yeah. This is the closest you're ever going to get to seeing good sex.

Fuck. Aw, it's okay. You're good for so many other things.

Aw,

fuck. That's too many questions right now. Fuck.

It stretches it out. It stretches pretty good.

Fuck, it feels so fucking good.

Fuck.

So good.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck, you are amazing.

Fuck. So good.

Oh my god, yes, fuck.

Couldn't be tighter.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so fucking delicious.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Fuck.

I don't fucking realize.

My back is starting to hurt. Oh, fuck.

What am I gonna do about it?

Might be easier.

You can be my pillow.

Okay. Thank you. Oh, fuck. Don't you love giving me so much pleasure?

Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. He goes so fucking deep there.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh fuck.

so I can use your leg as a pillow.

Thank you.

You guys, you guys fuck me deep, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

I feel like a woman.

Wow. Oh, fuck. Oh, that was good.

Oh, fuck. Sweet.

Yeah. Oh, goodness.

Goddamn. That was amazing.

That was amazing.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. That was amazing.

Yeah, come on over anytime, guys. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess. You know, we still got to do the garage.

Let's just do it. All right, let me get you cleaned up.