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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you forever.

I know.

Oh, my gosh. When was it? The last time we last saw each other, we were still

married. I know. We were completely different people.

Tell me about it. It seems like a different lifetime.

Yeah. Oh, I could not agree more. I could not agree more.

Like, my stepson is so high energy. I don't even know what to do with him.

You are...

Preaching to the choir right now. Life's just been so hectic. I mean, I didn't

realize helping and taking care of my stepson, Lucas, that I wouldn't have any

time for myself.

I know. They're so high energy. Coming from a sexless marriage.

I'm horny 24 -7. Yes. Like even touching myself, I'm like, whoo. And then Lucas

will come in. I'm like, oh my God, so have I.

I don't even have a reference point to the last time I've had sex. I mean, self

-warning. It's sexless marriage. And then now I'm hungry. Like, I'm on the

prowl. But speaking of boys, I wonder what trouble they're getting

into. Where are they? Oh, my God.

Must be some ruckus going around somewhere around here.

Oh, I'm going to fucking take you, motherfucker, down.

Take you, man. You're done.

Are you okay? Oh my gosh. What are you guys doing?

You guys, knock it off.

No, stop.

We're just having a go fight here.

In the house?

Yeah, why not?

Because that's acceptable.

No, the floor is soaking wet. Look at all this snow.

We'll clean it up later.

No, this is unacceptable.

Not okay.

You guys go.

To your room. No. Are you okay?

Oh my gosh. No, you guys stop.

It's on.

That's not okay. No, put the snowballs down. You guys are done. You throw the

snowballs at my mom?

No. I'll take you on.

What? Nikki, you guys stop.

Come over here. You guys both get over here. Why? You guys are soaking wet.

Come over here. We'll clean it up later. It's not that bad. No, look here. No,

look.

You're soaking wet. Mom, I know I'm soaking wet. And I do.

Look at your scarf. You're soaking wet. You need to take this off.

No, it gets wet.

And your pants are all wet too.

Did you think it was going to be you?

What are you doing?

Oh, my God. Look at your sweater. You need to take this off. Why?

Because you're going to get sick.

I'm not going to get sick. I mean, if you're embarrassed by this, not that

been seeing anything. Yeah, a little bit. I could have someone else help you

because clearly you need help.

All right, sure. Do you want me to help?

If you can, if you don't mind.

Okay, yeah, you help him.

What?

Take it off. Take it off?

Let's get this off first. It's not like I've never seen it before. Yeah? It's

okay. Why?

Oh, please. I'm ready for how long? Oh, come on. Yeah, it's so wet.

That's embarrassing.

I mean, really? It's really wet.

Yeah. Like, you're going to get wet. Of course. I mean, I'm in the snow.

Yeah, I mean, it's so wet.

I was thinking about having a pool party.

And then not the after? Well, stay right there. I'm going to get a towel. No.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Do you mind grabbing me a towel, too?

What the fuck?

I'm soaking wet.

I'm going to dry you off.

Okay. Thanks for cleaning me.

I appreciate that. I'm trying.

I'm acting like I'm a kid or something. You act like a kid.

I'm not.

You kind of are.

I appreciate the lack of overreaction by both of you.

You never learn.

What were you guys thinking?

Trying to have a good time.

A good time getting the house filthy.

All the snow is in the house now.

Unbelievable.

Playing in the snow.

Without thinking of repercussions?

It's just super humiliating.

Well, we have to clean it up.

You're such a bad boy. I can't believe you did this.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't thinking about the consequences.

Yeah, when you're sick and you can't go to school, then you're definitely not

going to be thinking.

Yeah, I mean, you're right. I should think more.

Yeah, you should.

I'm not going to be sick.

Watch.

You boys go upstairs right now and take a hot shower. Yeah, you go upstairs.

Yeah, go upstairs and take a hot bath.

Okay. You're going to get sick.

Oh, gosh.

Can you believe this? No, I can't believe that just happened. Oh, my God.

Like, the living room is...

It looks like a winter wonderland in here and not in a good way.

They're going to clean it up.

Okay. I have to tell you something, but you promised not to get mad at me.

What did you do?

I was getting really turned on when I was drying Nikki off.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Please don't hate me. I'm not going to say anything, but you're so... Oh, my

God. Are we bad?

Is your husband, like, that bad?

I wouldn't know if it was forever.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. We can't speak of this to anybody.

No, this stays between you and us. Oh, my God.

Well, let's get this all cleaned up before it starts melting and becomes a

danger. Yeah, let's do it.

There's, like, no...

We're still late to get warm.

Speaking of frozen shit.

Huh? Bro, did you see how your mom was, you know.

Dude, your mom was such a media asshole.

No, man. She just wanted me, man. How would you talk about that?

Has it been a while since your mom had gotten any? Because she was looking at

like I was fucking cotton candy.

I don't care if your mom wanted to fuck me so bad, man. She was looking at me

and she wanted me to give her a big pipe, man.

My mom doesn't fuck, period. She's a thing.

Well, she was looking at me, man.

She wanted me.

Fuck you. She wanted this. You know what?

Fucking cold. You know what? I'm gonna call your mom over here to warm me up

with her vagina.

Dude, I'm gonna stretch your mom out so hard, man. How do you feel about that?

She's gonna keep coming back and I'm gonna put a fucking ring on that finger,

man. Fuck you.

Are you ready?

Oh my god.

Oh, wow, honey.

Here, let's check your temperature.

Here, here.

Open, open.

You definitely are right. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh. We told you guys. Here, we brought some medicine. Drink this, okay?

Go on.

Drink it up.

Thank you.

Feeling a little bit better?

Tastes like gummy bear.

Yeah. Good.

Good.

Lay down.

Okay, Mom.

They still seem pretty warm to me. I mean, at least the lupus does.

Yeah. I think I heard once that a doctor said that skin -to -skin contact, it

makes them warm up faster.

Huh? I think I heard that, too. Yeah, like your body contact.

Body heat. Body heat. Yeah, exactly. There you go.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's do that.

Yeah, we're going to jump into bed and help you guys get better.

I think my body's putting up enough heat. I think I'm good.

No, honey, it's okay. No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. Come on, Mom. It's all

right.

It's not as if you haven't seen a girl.

Come on, Mom.

You're no better than Mom. I know. No, no, no, no, no.

It's not a big deal.

No,

it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Oh, my God.

I don't think we can get out of it.

It's relaxed.

It's okay.

Are you warm now?

Yeah, I'm pretty warm.

I'm pretty warm now. I'm getting warmer. You're really warm. Yeah, I'm getting

warmer. Oh, so warm.

It's probably going to leave you in bed here this morning. What do you mean?

I think I'm good now. I think I'm warm now.

You're still shivering.

I'm not shivering.

I'm still shivering.

It's okay.

You should switch.

Yeah, yeah. You want to switch? Switch? Yeah, okay.

Switch. Okay.

Yeah,

I mean, okay.

Okay. Yeah. You want to warm me up?

Yeah. You want to warm me up?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you feeling better now? Oh, so much better.

Yeah? Yeah, of course. You don't want to get sick.

No, I don't want to be sick.

No, absolutely.

I think you need to really just work on it. You need to be super healthy.

Yeah. Thank you.

Bye now. I think I'm getting a lot better right now. Oh, I'm so jealous

Thank you. I feel better. Yeah, that's all you need.

Oh, I've got some stuff on my nipples.

It's a fire.

Oh yeah.

More to come again?

Yeah.

I think I need you to warm your mouth.

Oh yeah?

Is that what you need?

I can do that.

Yeah? Yeah.

I

think

we're gonna get a lot warmer soon.

You're doing such a good job working on the elbow.

His arms do such a good job.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Wow.

I didn't know I was so sick, but really healthy human.

Good.

Do you feel better?

Yeah.

I could choke on your son's cough all day long.

I'm probably going to go back out in the snow, and I get sick really often, so I

need a lot of heat. I need your... I need your... I need your... I need

I need your... I need your... I need your... I need your... I need

your...

I don't want to get in the way.

Oh,

God.

Yeah, I feel like I don't.

My God.

Your mom is fucking amazing

now.

What? We

gotta

get more off. 100 % bro.

More endorseable fights.

More endorseable fights.

oh my god oh my god

oh my god

He's so good singing that tag.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Nicky, you're not supposed to do your mouth like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, I love your children. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, you just come around and know

how to lick pussy.

You can lick pussy for a bit, too. Oh, yeah?

Let's get a sex drive on this mom.

he is doing a good job

See I told you.

I'm so close.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Anything different?

Oh my gosh, why are you doing that?