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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,590 Previously on Pushing Daisies: 2 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:11,637 - Who are you? - You were my first kiss. 3 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,389 You were my first kiss too. 4 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,892 You touch murder victims, you ask who killed them. 5 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,894 Touch them again, they go back to dead. 6 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,146 - You collect the reward? - In a nutshell. 7 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:22,482 - Are you the business partner? - Yes, ma'am. 8 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:26,986 - Doesn't she look a lot like that dead girl? - She looks exactly like that dead girl. 9 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:29,322 Do you touch anything? 10 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,157 I tou... I touch lots of things. 11 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,284 Does he touch you? 12 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,161 I'd kiss you if it wouldn't kill me. 13 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:37,955 You in love with her? It's that level of stupid. 14 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,792 I kind of killed her dad when I was 10. She doesn't know. 15 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,920 I thought my world would be a better place if you were in it. 16 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,047 Is there anything else I should know? 17 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,340 No. 18 00:00:56,516 --> 00:00:59,185 At this very moment, in the town of North Thrush... 19 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:05,691 ...Young Ned was 9 years, 33 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours and 34 minutes old. 20 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,695 He stood on the exact spot where, four weeks and two days previously... 21 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:14,784 ...his father had deposited him at the Longborough School for Boys. 22 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,915 As Young Ned's mother had died recently... 23 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:24,710 ...there was reassuring physical contact and parting words. 24 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,379 "I'll be back." 25 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,132 He lied. 26 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,009 The sadness and dread which the boy felt... 27 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,054 ...were not so much a product of the Longborough School. 28 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,557 Young Ned's acute discomfort... 29 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,601 ...came from the knowledge that when he touched a dead thing... 30 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,936 ...it came back to life. 31 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,313 The other boys assumed his introverted nature... 32 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,024 ...was a product of weakness and coddling. 33 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,944 Thinking of revenge, and also not thinking at all... 34 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:54,657 ...Young Ned volunteered to assist with that day's science project. 35 00:01:56,742 --> 00:02:00,788 Young Ned's secret gift was governed by three simple rules: 36 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:04,584 Touch a dead thing once: alive. 37 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,313 Touch a dead thing again: 38 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,400 Dead forever. 39 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,536 Keep a dead thing alive for more than a minute: 40 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,581 And something else has to die. 41 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:46,125 His gift had once again... 42 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:49,295 ...brought him great distress in place ofgreatjoy. 43 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:54,634 He vowed to keep the strange details of his strange life secret from the world forever. 44 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,969 Are you responsible for this? 45 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:02,767 So Young Ned did what his father had done to him only 31 days before. 46 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:03,976 No. 47 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,144 He lied. 48 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:09,732 For the next 19 years, 29 weeks and two days... 49 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:13,194 ...keeping secrets worked beautifully. 50 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:24,830 The boy became the Pie-Maker and the Pie-Maker deceived with ease. 51 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,123 Until Chuck. 52 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,875 This is strange. 53 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,836 Charlotte Charles had been alive for 28 years... 54 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:34,465 ...24 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours and 51 minutes... 55 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,342 ...before she was murdered. 56 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,804 - Is this strange? - This is not strange. Unusual, maybe. 57 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,557 Eccentric in a quaint way, like dessert spoons. 58 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,016 Revived by the Pie-Maker... 59 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:47,353 ...and given a second chance at life, she had many questions. 60 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,147 I have so many questions, my mind wanders. 61 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:52,525 Feed it warm milk and a turkey sandwich... 62 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:55,194 ...let it curl up in a sunny spot and take a nap. 63 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:58,573 - I miss my aunts. - Of course. 64 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,992 Do you miss them a lot? 65 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,451 A little. 66 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,958 - All the time? - Now and then. 67 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,919 As Chuck spoke, she realized her secrets were: 68 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:16,382 "Really a lot, " and, "Every minute," in that order. 69 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,428 - How many people have you touched? - People or animals? Crossing. 70 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,638 Digby doesn't count. 71 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,932 No one's been through as much with me as Digby. 72 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,226 How many people have you brought back to life? 73 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,688 It's not like I walk around reviving childhood sweethearts willy-nilly. 74 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,274 What about with Emerson, huh? Oh, coming through. 75 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,735 - You touch lots of people with Emerson. - For work. 76 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,779 Just because you kill them again doesn't make it any different. 77 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,573 Yes, it does. 78 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,408 Coming through. 79 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,877 Can we not say "kill"? I touch them, they snap back the way they're supposed to be. 80 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:54,587 Am I the rubber band that broke? 81 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:57,673 You're the only human being I've ever made alive again to stay. 82 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:00,926 He lied. 83 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,681 In fact, the Pie-Maker had kept one other person alive for longer than a minute. 84 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,101 Using the gift to temporarily revive his own mother... 85 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:14,857 ...the unintended effect on Chuck's father had been more permanent. 86 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:20,613 The Pie-Maker often asked himself if he would ever be able to tell Chuck this secret. 87 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,865 - Your eye's twitching. - Is it? 88 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,372 This is such a small cheese box. 89 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,625 The aunts who had raised Chuck had taught her to believe... 90 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:37,088 ...that the large white appliance in the kitchen had a fairly narrow purpose. 91 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,215 Aunt Lily, is it okay to freeze Camembert? 92 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:43,052 I'd rather not wedge it between Edam and Paneer. Or I could air out the Gouda. 93 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:46,138 In fact, Young Chuck did not refer to a refrigerator... 94 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:49,975 ...as anything but a "cheese box" until she was 17. 95 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:56,315 As Chuck considered the life she could never go back to... 96 00:05:56,482 --> 00:06:00,152 ...Olive Snook considered the changes in her own life. 97 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:05,199 Foremost, the mysterious brunette encroaching on the man she herself loved. 98 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,494 From herperch, the jealous, yet agile, neighbor... 99 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:11,914 ...was able to confirm only one pleasing detail. 100 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:15,000 There's a surprising lack of physical contact. 101 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,128 Oh, crap. 102 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,757 One mile to the west Emerson Cod was also not thrilled. 103 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:25,261 During times of stress or anxiety, he liked to knit. 104 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,930 Since the arrival of the dead girl who was not dead... 105 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:31,934 ...he found the stockinette stitch to be especially relaxing. 106 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,144 Emerson Cod. 107 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,856 But no stitch was a substitute for a good murder case. 108 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,899 Thanks. Got it. 109 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:45,823 Meet me at the morgue in 15 minutes. 110 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,327 As he finished purling the row, he wished aloud: 111 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,329 She better not come. 112 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,961 Hi, Emerson. 113 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,215 Isn't this exciting? 114 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,221 Hey. 115 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,556 What's she doing here? 116 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,267 Said she didn't climb out of a coffin for me to keep her in a box. 117 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,060 - She the boss of you? - I'm the boss of me. 118 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,396 - Dead girl's gotta go. - Dead girl's not going. 119 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,232 You don't know nothing about her except she had soft lips. 120 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,068 - That should be enough. - Well, I don't like it. 121 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:31,577 Hey. 122 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,916 - What did you talk about? - I'd like to get out of the car. 123 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,418 He upset you brought your childhood sweetheart back to life? 124 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:40,920 He barely knows you're here. 125 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,842 In fact, Emerson Cod had finished knitting a sweater-vest... 126 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:51,180 ...and two handgun cozies in the week since Chuck's return. 127 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:53,057 Sweet. 128 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,644 - Do I have to sit in back from now on? - It's for your own safety. 129 00:07:56,811 --> 00:08:00,773 - You sound like my dad. - If my hand brushes yours you'd be dead. 130 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,858 He didn't say that. 131 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:10,866 It's better if you stay in the car for morgue visits. Someone might recognize you. 132 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,785 You really can't come in. 133 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,955 Did I say can? Because I swallow my consonants sometimes. 134 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,748 Nt. Nt. 135 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,709 - Can't come in. - Got that hit-and-run? 136 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,463 - We're from the government safety place? - Is that a question? 137 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,549 Government safety place. 138 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,301 Mm-hm. 139 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,719 The facts were these: 140 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:34,640 One Bernard Slaybeck, an unmarried automotive safety specialist... 141 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:38,227 ...35 years, 10 weeks, 7 hours and 3 minutes old... 142 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:41,647 ...was found dead by the side of the road. 143 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:50,281 The apparent victim of a hit-and-run driver. 144 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,659 As there were no witnesses, the police are offering a reward... 145 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:56,495 ...for information leading to the arrest of the killer. 146 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,122 I'm gonna wait back here. 147 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:01,417 - You don't like dead bodies, do you? - Not when they sit up and talk. 148 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,002 - Poor man. - Just touch it. 149 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,795 I'm starting the watch. 150 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,716 - Hey. - Hey. 151 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:11,927 - Why's everything so blurry? - Because your eyeballs are flat. 152 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,054 - Ask the question. - Mr. Slaybeck, do you...? 153 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,349 Do you have any last requests? Unfinished business we can help with? 154 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:18,934 - Don't let her. - This heaven? 155 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,103 - Could be. - No, it's not. 156 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,688 - Is that God? - No, it's not. 157 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:26,066 - I'm confused because I'm a Buddhist. - Buddhism's fascinating. 158 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,028 - Did it help in your final moments? - She's wasting my minute. 159 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,280 What minute? When did it become your minute? 160 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:35,326 - Sure the hell ain't yours. - Hey, it's everyone's minute. Or 22 seconds. 161 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,871 Can you get a message to Earth? Tell Jeanine in Promotions I loved her? 162 00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:41,707 - Of course. - If you could remember anything about... 163 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,919 ...who was driving the hit-and-run vehicle, we can get you justice. 164 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,296 Hit-and-run? I was killed by a crash-test dummy. 165 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,315 I'm not God, but if I was, I'd be an angry god. 166 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,067 Well, we gave it our best shot. 167 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,946 - So a crash-test dummy killed Bernard. - Bernard was delusional. 168 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,073 - It's still a clue. - It's a dead end. 169 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,201 And not the kind you can un-dead and then re-dead again. 170 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,244 - Like you're supposed to. - It's my fault? 171 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,581 When you get all jabberwocky in my minute it's hard to follow up on: 172 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,376 "The dummy did it." I gotta get some real leads now. 173 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,170 Isn't that what a PI's supposed to do? The fun part? 174 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,839 The fun part's counting my money in the bubble bath. 175 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,886 Nice image. 176 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:43,560 So, what's the poop? 177 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,312 - "The poop"? - Poop. 178 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,400 Scoop, the skinny, the haps, the dealio, the 411 . PI lingo. 179 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,735 - Rhubarb. - What's that mean? 180 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,697 PI secret code for, "Get me a damn slice of rhubarb." 181 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:59,034 This isn't Pies-R-Us, Pie City, or Thousands-of-Pies-in-One-Place. 182 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:03,163 This is a bells-on-the-door, pies baking, mom-and-pop place. 183 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,833 We chitchat here. 184 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,670 Chit. 185 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,882 - Chat? - You got it. 186 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,927 So who's the funny girl stuck to Ned? 187 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,137 Childhood sweetheart. 188 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,265 Still sweet? His heart? 189 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,308 You want the truth? 190 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,811 Olive Snook did not want the truth... 191 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:30,524 ...but her heart was so full that it reached up and nodded her head. 192 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,402 He digs her in a way he definitely doesn't dig you. 193 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,412 I'll ju... I'll just go get your pie. 194 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,915 - Do they touch much? - Wish they would. 195 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,336 Emerson thinks I'm useless. 196 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,423 You're not useless. Here, let me. You sift. 197 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,842 Useless is an empty soap dispenser in a restroom. 198 00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:00,846 Standing around reminding people what you could be doing but doing nothing at all. 199 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,348 - More flour. - I can't be alive again for no reason. 200 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,518 I mean, I suppose I could be, but where's the fun in that? 201 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,980 - We'll find the killer. - All Emerson cares about is the reward. 202 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,690 - Maybe that's enough. - It's not. 203 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,484 Enough flour. 204 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,987 What about Jeanine? She needs to know Bernard loved her. 205 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,864 - It was his dying wish. - It's so sad. 206 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:21,283 - We'll cushion the blow. - Not a fan of the blow. 207 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:25,287 We'll bring pie. Someone dies, you bring food. It's what you do. 208 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,956 As the Pie-Maker secretly thought... 209 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:32,127 ...how much better his life had become since Chuck had returned... 210 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:43,222 ...Olive secretly felt the distance between her and the Pie-Maker... 211 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,057 ...grow more and more vast... 212 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:50,604 ...until it seemed she might as well be on the other side of the universe. 213 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,861 The Earth is our only home. If we don't take care of it, who will? 214 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:01,949 Imagine a vehicle so revolutionary it runs on an extraordinary new fuel... 215 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:06,411 ...derived from a renewable plant found everywhere: the dandelion. 216 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,081 Introducing the Dandy Lion SX. 217 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,250 It'll blow you away. 218 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,587 While some came to Dandy Lion Industries to see the car of the future... 219 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:19,258 ...Chuck and the Pie-Maker came with a wish from the past. 220 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,094 A car that runs on dandelions? That's so neat. 221 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,597 - How are we gonna find Jeanine? - This way, people. Over here. 222 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,136 Jeanine from Promotions? It's a personal matter. 223 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,804 The flower on the turntable. 224 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,974 - Thanks. - Have a nice day. 225 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,977 Please don't touch. No smudge desu. 226 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:19,568 Now, who wants to see all the colors available for the Dandy Lion SX? 227 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,405 You speak Japanese? 228 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,492 When you take care of shut-ins, you have plenty of time to read. 229 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,704 Don't you have any hidden talents or hobbies? 230 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,457 I mean regular ones. 231 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,752 Chuck's love of language had begun upon the discovery... 232 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:41,840 ...of a portable cassette-tape player and several boxes of language courses. 233 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,945 Hi. Flex your flower power. 234 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,865 Would you like a fact sheet on the Dandy Lion SX, the spores car of tomorrow? 235 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,327 Get it? "Spores car"? Well, I think it's cute. 236 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,913 - You Jeanine? - Am I in trouble for making up slogans? 237 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,750 I'll say, "Blow you away," but it seemed redundant with the commercial playing. 238 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,795 We're here on a more tragic matter about Bernard Slaybeck. 239 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,339 Maybe you got the wrong flower. 240 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,216 - I didn't know any Bernard. - She lied. 241 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,802 - Are you sure? - I know what I know. Is that pie? 242 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,471 It was baked for the recipient of Bernard's message. 243 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,808 Well, it's a shame to waste a perfectly good pie. 244 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,060 Man, that smells good. 245 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,273 - You're drooling. - Bernard... 246 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,650 - He's dead, right? - The flower had a secret. 247 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,111 Yeah, he's dead. Enjoy your pie. 248 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:48,073 But her training as a display model allowed her to conceal any trace. 249 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,200 Time to move on to the next stop, people. 250 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,370 The Crash Test Facility. 251 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,082 - Crash Test Facility? - Dummies. 252 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,251 - Feel like taking a tour? - Uh-huh. 253 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,338 Safely out of sight, the flower began to weep. 254 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,258 Like the rich, sugary dessert she binged on... 255 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:10,095 ...her tears would remain with her for only the next 10 to 15 minutes... 256 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,431 ...before they would be purged from her body... 257 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,434 ...like they had never existed. 258 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:20,814 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Dandy Lion Worldwide Crash Test Facility. 259 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,077 Science guys, I'd like you to meet our newest Dandy Lion dealers... 260 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,788 ...from a little territory I like to call "Asia." 261 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,252 Science guy, tell them what happens in here. 262 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:47,007 This is where we use electronic anthropomorphic units... 263 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,387 ...To test the Dandy Lion SX for structural integrity... 264 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:57,976 ...as well as the viability of all the restraint and impact-initiated safety systems. 265 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,728 We crash things in here. 266 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,069 Now, who wants to pull the lever? 267 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,510 As the group thrilled to the sight of twisted metal... 268 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,429 ...and simulated loss of life and limb... 269 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,892 ...Chuck came upon an equally chilling sight ofher own. 270 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,117 One of these dummies is not like the others. 271 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,662 - Where did his clothes go? - Where did his face go? 272 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,748 Maybe Bernard wasn't crazy. 273 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,215 The dummy did it. 274 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,218 Or at least someone in a dummy mask and an orange jumpsuit. 275 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,262 - Chuck found the clue. - I found the clue. 276 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,680 Clue is a board game. 277 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:20,058 "Professor did it in the parlor with a rubber mallet." That's a clue. 278 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,853 - We find evidence. - You gotta admit this means something. 279 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,646 Could be a lead. Who'd have access? 280 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,899 Loopy dandelion models, angry technicians. Could be anybody. 281 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,403 I did some checking on that company. They got a lot riding on Dandy Lion. 282 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,448 - Lot of angry competitors. - We gotta get back in there tonight. 283 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,325 - That's not how we do. - We gotta get back in there tonight. 284 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,912 See if whoever took that dummy mask left any evidence. 285 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,707 - Olive? - Hi. 286 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:48,211 I'm going out late tonight, a frivolous thing, hardly worth explaining. Can you close up? 287 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,546 I think I just did. 288 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,381 What? 289 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,467 See you in the morning. 290 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,344 - Bye, Olive. Bye, Digby. - Bye. 291 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,142 Olive often imagined there was an orchestra in her heart. 292 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:06,229 Music heard only by her except when her heart broke open... 293 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,858 ...and it spilled out into the world. 294 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:17,949 Guess mine is not the first heart broken 295 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:24,664 My eyes are not the first to cry 296 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:32,547 I'm not the first to know There'sjust no getting over you 297 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:38,845 I'm hopelessly devoted... 298 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,931 Excuse me. 299 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,683 We're closed. 300 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:54,444 You know, I'm just a fool who's willing 301 00:19:54,611 --> 00:20:01,243 To sit around and wait for you 302 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:08,416 Baby, can't you see There's nothing left for me to do 303 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,756 I'm hopelessly devoted... 304 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,842 - Hi, Olive. - Hi, Manuel. 305 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,513 - Can I do the floors? - Yeah, okay. 306 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:27,852 But now there's nowhere to hide 307 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,356 Since you pushed my love aside 308 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:35,068 I'm not in my head 309 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:41,324 Hopelessly devoted to you 310 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:46,705 Hopelessly devoted to you 311 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,002 - Did you say something? - No. 312 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:08,226 Hopelessly devoted to you 313 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,155 While Olive considered how much she loved Digby... 314 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,408 ...forpaying attention to her when the Pie-Maker would not... 315 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:27,120 ...and Digby considered how much he liked salt... 316 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,585 ...the Pie-Maker considered what the sentence would be... 317 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:37,505 ...for breaking and entering with no prior convictions. 318 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,438 Where'd you get that? 319 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,232 Contacted the company that makes these doors. 320 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,818 They gave me a sample ID which I digitally altered... 321 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,656 ...using the code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheating? 322 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,950 I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. 323 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,622 My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt. 324 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:24,803 At that moment, the Pie-Maker felt a mixture of happiness and trepidation. 325 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,347 Why is it always a mixture? 326 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,269 What do you know about Emerson, besides he investigates? 327 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,813 What's so great about knowing? 328 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,274 When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find worms. 329 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,444 - I say no to knowing. - We haven't seen each other in 20 years. 330 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,322 Don't you wanna know about me? I wanna know about you. 331 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,658 Look, we've all done things we're not proud of. 332 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,160 - We all have secrets. - What secrets? 333 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:52,956 - Skeletons in the closet. - Exactly. How long have you been listening? 334 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,252 There are skeletons in the closet. 335 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:07,178 - Those aren't skeletons. - Those are dead bodies. 336 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,857 - Hey. Rick. Rick Page. - Hey, Rick. 337 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,859 Do you know what's happening right now? 338 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,945 Last thing I remember I was reading sales forecasts in the bath. 339 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,238 Those things are dull. 340 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,699 - Ever heard of the Dandy Lion Company? - Nope. 341 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,200 You wanna open the kimono... 342 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,287 ...on why I'm wearing a silver leotard and hanging from a hook? 343 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,664 - Have any last requests or thoughts? - Well, I... 344 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:35,874 - Hey. - Hey. 345 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,753 If I wanted to mingle with geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school. 346 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,256 - You went to art school? - Didn't know that, did you? 347 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,595 Stop it. 348 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,266 I was riding the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. 349 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,728 And the teenager running it said I could ride an extra turn. 350 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,897 You ever hear of the Dandy Lion Car Company? 351 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,231 - No. - Moving on. 352 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:04,194 Wait a sec. I did check a box that said I could be used to test automobile safety. 353 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,405 Sounds scary, but when you're dead, you're dead. Am I dead? 354 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,077 There's nothing illegal about that? 355 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,748 Why would Dandy Lion replace all their crash-test dummies with dead bodies? 356 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:19,250 And what happened to all the real dummies? 357 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:24,214 Before Emerson Cod could reply with a clever, if slightly insulting, remark... 358 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,924 Shh, shh. 359 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,967 See that? 360 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,733 Jeanine? 361 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,323 What? 362 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,955 I couldn't tell you before, because they were watching me. 363 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,791 I hid at work to make sure no one would follow me home. 364 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,585 The truth is, Bernie and I were so in love. 365 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,463 It started when he came to see sales training on his break. 366 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:09,342 It was love at first sight. I couldn't take my eyes off him. He mesmerized me. 367 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,762 My heart leapt out of my chest and I just couldn't look away. 368 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,723 I don't know what it was. I got all misty-eyed, I was like... 369 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,810 And as Jeanine continued to eat her triple-berry pie... 370 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:22,730 ...she told them the story of her love affair with Bernard Slaybeck. 371 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,316 Present, present, present. 372 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,819 Present, present, present. And: 373 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:30,363 Good, girls. 374 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:34,868 They had met when the scientist had come to watch sales training on a long lunch. 375 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,161 The attraction was instantaneous. 376 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,832 And they would both confess to replaying this first encounter... 377 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,960 ...as they fell asleep in their beds that night. 378 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:49,215 He would remember her hair as being slightly redder... 379 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:54,345 ...her sweater slightly tighter, but the smile he would get just right. 380 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,306 Again, and smile. 381 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:59,559 She would remember his look as shy, but flirtatious. 382 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,103 His tie as red, but very thin. 383 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,480 And that his sandwich was an Angus beef patty... 384 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:08,443 ...with butterhead lettuce, Roma tomatoes on a sesame-seed whole-wheat bun... 385 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,821 ...and a glass of 2 percent milk. 386 00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:16,326 As they talked, these are the things she came to know first: 387 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,119 The scientist was kind. 388 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,079 The scientist was lonely. 389 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:25,418 The scientist came alive when he told her about his hobby of catching butterflies. 390 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:28,546 When he admitted that he always set them free... 391 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:32,884 ...she felt dizzy and giggled for no reason. 392 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,563 The waif and the scientist fell deeply in love... 393 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:50,151 ...hiding their affair from the world like a trade secret. 394 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:02,121 But Jeanine from Promotions felt a chasm growing between them. 395 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:10,088 As the launch of the flower car grew closer, Bernard's hours grew longer. 396 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:21,349 He became distant and hard to reach. 397 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,605 Suspecting her safety scientist of stepping out on her... 398 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,273 ...she began to spy. 399 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,945 But there was no other flower, only mysterious trips into the darkness. 400 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,621 Where did she go? 401 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:48,126 - Sorry. Restroom. Mint, anyone? - No, thanks. 402 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,087 - Where was Slaybeck going on the drives? - I could never see. 403 00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,631 When I confronted him about it, he wouldn't tell me. 404 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:56,759 I thought he was being paranoid till he turned up dead. 405 00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,594 - You gonna finish that? - Yes. 406 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:02,640 - I wish we knew what he was doing. - Oh, I figured it out. 407 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,466 It's easier if I show you. Follow me. 408 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:37,842 - Shotgun. - Chuck. 409 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:42,055 - I hate the back. - Dead. Again. Forever. 410 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:43,931 Fine. 411 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,485 - She's not going very fast. - That car can't have a big engine. 412 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:58,654 - Maybe she ate it. - That's not funny. 413 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,531 She obviously has a serious disorder. 414 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,241 - What do you mean? - Seriously? 415 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,744 The girl's got a whole secret life in the bathroom. 416 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,330 - And I know exactly how she feels. - So do I. 417 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,332 I hate having secrets and now I am one. 418 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:12,085 These disguises, hiding in your apartment all the time. 419 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,087 - I hate secrets too. - You love secrets. 420 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:17,548 You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies. 421 00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:23,054 I have a secret too. I miss my aunts. If I can't have them back, all I have is you. 422 00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:26,891 Which is great, but I don't know anything about you since you were 9. 423 00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:30,394 Pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life. 424 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,438 I already lived a sheltered life once. 425 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,274 But it wasn't as sheltered as you think. 426 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:39,237 Aunt Lily had a very extensive collection of historic erotica in the milk cellar. 427 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:40,905 - The milk cellar? - Cheese floor. 428 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:43,032 Spooky place under the house, whatever. 429 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,952 I will pay you not to have this conversation in front of me. 430 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,746 It's not in front of you. It's to the side and behind. 431 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,748 You can't ride in the front, Chuck. 432 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:54,335 Tragically for Jeanine, it didn't matter where she sat. 433 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,066 There you go. Good as new. 434 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,193 - Do I look okay? - Runway-ready. 435 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,321 Really? You don't think these bandages make me look fat? 436 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,575 - Not at all. - Oh, that's so sweet. 437 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,201 Is he always this sweet? 438 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,453 - I wouldn't know. - Some crazy car bomber... 439 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,874 ...went through a lot to keep you from showing what you wanted to show. 440 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,585 - The bodies. - What bodies? The dead bodies? 441 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:38,045 - We already found the dead bo... - No. 442 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,423 The ones in the big hole. 443 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:53,769 - How sad. - Why would somebody do this? 444 00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:55,354 One way to find out. 445 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:01,736 What is all that? 446 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,614 Each one of these is fitted with a computer hard drive... 447 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,991 ...to record any of the crash-test data. 448 00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:10,077 - Bury the dummies, you bury the data. - Couldn't they erase it? 449 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:12,121 You never can completely erase anything. 450 00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:15,333 Why are there dead people on hooks and plastic dummies in a grave? 451 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,335 The company must've switched to cadavers... 452 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:20,421 ...so there'd be no permanent record of the crash-test results. 453 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,465 Dead people don't talk. Usually. 454 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:45,363 As the Pie-Maker's brain crackled with 10,000 volts of electricity... 455 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,156 ...and then lost consciousness... 456 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,075 ...Olive would have no such luck. 457 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:50,993 Digby, you awake? 458 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,538 I can't sleep either. 459 00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:58,334 Closing her eyes only made her visions of the Pie-Maker's late-night date... 460 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:03,589 ...with the perky brunette from nowhere, more vivid and uncensored. 461 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,305 Oh! Yuck. 462 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:14,475 Olive decided she was done lying down about this. 463 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:17,937 We are up. 464 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,897 We are walking. 465 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,991 Uh-oh. 466 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,312 Automobile manufacturing is a dirty business. 467 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,356 Murder was not new for Mark Chase. 468 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:05,151 Luckily, body bags keep things nice and neat. 469 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:08,612 The facts were these: 470 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:11,115 Through a series of crash-test experiments... 471 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:14,827 ...Bernard Slaybeck had learned that the Dandy Lion was a deadly dud. 472 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:28,799 Bernard begged the president to cancel the car's launch... 473 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:32,470 ...but Mark Chase had other plans. 474 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:37,933 Like a smoking gun... 475 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,603 ...the smoking dummies would have to be buried. 476 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,814 The company had invested millions in the Dandy Lion... 477 00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:46,317 ...and he knew that keeping this terrible secret... 478 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:50,738 ...would still be cheaper than halting production of the car. 479 00:33:54,492 --> 00:33:57,286 The decision was made, a cover-up undertaken. 480 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,996 If the dummies had to go... 481 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,582 ...so would any dummy who got in the way. 482 00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:23,813 As he regained consciousness and hurtled toward the crash-test wall... 483 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,190 ...Bernard's only thoughts were of Jeanine... 484 00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:28,776 ...and how he wished he'd told her he loved her. 485 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,621 Mark Chase's attention to detail and gift forplanning... 486 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:43,082 ...had served him well as a CEO... 487 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:45,376 ...and now, again, as a murderer. 488 00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:46,710 His cover-up complete... 489 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:49,422 ...his only thoughts were that the Dandy Lion SX... 490 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:53,884 ...would bloom on time and no one would stop him. 491 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,266 The Dandy Lion car is the culmination of my life's work. 492 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:03,227 It is a flower-powered phenomenon born of sleepless nights... 493 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:06,480 ...intense Ritalin abuse and a long-sublimated interest in botany. 494 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:09,900 So what, if in the unlikely, but not impossible event... 495 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:13,821 ...the car gets up to 70 miles an hour with headlights on and seat warmer on low... 496 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,782 ...a short-circuit in the radio causes a chain reaction... 497 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,827 ...that blows the car and its human cargo to smithereens. 498 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:22,496 As Mark Chase continued his monologue... 499 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,832 ...unaware that it was completely inaudible... 500 00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:28,085 ...from within the sealed body bags within the car... 501 00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:31,797 ...Chuck pondered why it was she always seemed to die... 502 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:35,217 ...just as things were starting to get good. 503 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,470 Son of a bitch. 504 00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:39,930 - What? - And though he couldn't hear her... 505 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,808 ...Ned suddenly wanted to tell her everything. 506 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:47,104 Pet peeves and favorite foods, his fears, his dreams... 507 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:51,484 ...and all the purejoy she had brought into his life. 508 00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:54,570 Sayonara. 509 00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:58,824 This was the end all over again. 510 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,743 Goodbye. 511 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:27,269 Emerson Cod did not like to knit in public... 512 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:30,231 ...but he often left the house with needles in his pocket... 513 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:34,944 ...should the opportunity to rib-stitch a ski cap present itself. 514 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,452 Drive! 515 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:08,435 If only the Pie-Maker had heard the killer exclaim... 516 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:13,107 ...that the Dandy Lion SX was much more than an eco-friendly car of the future. 517 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:16,110 If only he'd heard it was also a deathtrap... 518 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,530 ...a dandelion-fueled time bomb. 519 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,207 Come on. Just a little faster. 520 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,548 Whoa! 521 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:43,387 - Can't this car go any faster? - Some car of the future this is. 522 00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:47,224 The car of the future was supposed to fly. What happened to flying cars? 523 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,254 In the unlikely, but not impossible event... 524 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,632 ...of reaching the speed of 70 miles an hour... 525 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,760 ...with the headlights on and the seat warmer set to low... 526 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:27,306 ...a short-circuit in the radio would set off a cataclysmic chain reaction... 527 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:31,852 ...that would blow the car and its precious human cargo to smithereens. 528 00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:35,606 Jeanine had been the first unfortunate victim, and now... 529 00:38:35,773 --> 00:38:36,899 Watch out! 530 00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:51,789 The Pie-Maker had never been so happy to see Olive. 531 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:55,668 Olive had never been so happy to see the Pie-Maker. 532 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,877 You okay? 533 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,963 I am now. 534 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,800 Whatever the Pie-Maker had been doing that night... 535 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,219 ...did not seem especially romantic. 536 00:39:05,678 --> 00:39:07,638 Can you help us get out of these body bags? 537 00:39:08,222 --> 00:39:09,640 Sure. 538 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,395 Mark Chase's chase had come to an end. 539 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,939 His plan foiled and the police now closing in... 540 00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:20,484 ...the car-maker tried to flee, only to discover he was out ofgas. 541 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,238 Unlike the Pie-Maker and his friends... 542 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,032 ...the Dandy Lion Car Company did not survive... 543 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,493 ...once its dark secrets were revealed. 544 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:35,582 Those responsible were punished for their wicked ways. 545 00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:46,009 Others, strengthened by the news that their loved ones had not died in vain... 546 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,636 ...reached out for the help... 547 00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:52,683 ...and round-the-clock surveillance by a nutrition professional that they needed. 548 00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:02,067 And Emerson Cod realized he would not be not knitting anytime soon... 549 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,695 ...as the dead girl who was not dead... 550 00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:07,197 ...appeared to be staying put. 551 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:15,330 A fact the Pie-Maker celebrated. 552 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,668 I'm not giving up, Digby. 553 00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:21,295 Get in. 554 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,297 The front? 555 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:26,300 - You did this? - You can drive now, too, if you want... 556 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,385 ...but I kind of love driving. 557 00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,012 Really? I didn't know that. 558 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:33,891 What is that? 559 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:36,059 It's for... 560 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,062 - ...steering emergencies. - He lied. 561 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,315 Perfect. 562 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:43,942 That's what I thought. 563 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,986 She lied too. 47730

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