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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe... ♪
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♪ Building a rocket ♪
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♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
t hat doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
-It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent ♪
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-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
-Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school s tarts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all ♪
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hey, Dad,
what are you watching?
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Oh, it's my favorite kids' show
from when I were a lad.
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Oh, they don't make them
like this anymore.
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♪ Pinhead Pierre ♪
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♪ Has the smallest head
Of which I'm aware ♪
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♪ It's about the size
And shape of a pear ♪
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- ♪ Everywhere the children stare ♪
-[growling]
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-♪ Life's cruel and unfair ♪
- [screaming]
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♪ To Pinhead Pierre ♪
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[Pierre] No more pointin'
and laughin', kids.
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Because now it's time
for another adventure of...
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Captain Implausible!
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When we last saw our hero,
the Earth was being threatened
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by evil space aliens.
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-Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
-Chicka-chicka-choo-wow.
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-Captain Implausible?
-That's right.
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He possesses virtually
every superpower there is.
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Oh!
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[all cheering]
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Wasn't that great, kids?
You can't beat Captain Implausible.
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It's impossible.
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-He's super-freaky.
-[laughing]
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Pinhead was the best!
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And I happen to own
the single greatest collection
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of Pinhead Pierre paraphernalia
in all the world.
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-Gosh.
-Oh, yeah. I'm not proud.
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Time for the question of the day.
Thank you, Debbie.
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And the question of the day is,
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"If you could have one superpower,
what would it be?"
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-[remote control clicks]
-[Dad]You see, right there.
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Modern cartoon shows never ask
the really big questions, do they?
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That's it!
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We could have as many superpowers
as we want if we were cartoons!
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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
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Oh, well, at least Perry will watch
these with me.
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Won't you, Perry? Perry?
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Morning, Agent P.
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I apologize for using the emergency chute
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and, uh, for not telling you
we had an emergency chute.
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But there was an emergency. Shoot.
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[laughs] Sorry.
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[clears throat]
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What I'm about to say is
highly classified, Agent P.
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The last century, the forces of good
and evil have been locked
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in a desperate race to harness
and control the limitless power
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-of dance--
-Dance!
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-How was that, sir?
-You came in a little late there, Carl.
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Get back over there. We'll try it again.
[clears throat]
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-Blah, blah, blah, the power of dance.
-Dance!
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- Better?
- Early.
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Anyhoo, much to our horror,
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it appears the side of evil has won.
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Have you seen the latest
issue of "Evil Beat!" magazine?
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz has created
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a ray that causes people
to dance uncontrollably.
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It's up to you to stop him,
Agent P. But be careful.
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It's a known fact that no one-- no one,
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has ever defeated evil while dancing.
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Good luck, Agent P.
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Excellent. We'll be up
and running in no time.
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-Hey, sis.
-Hold it right there, busters!
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-[truck beeping]
-Before I squeal on you rats,
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and you know I must, will you please
tell me what's going on here?
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We're building an animation studio
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so we can make
our very own cartoon show.
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I thought cartoons were
all made by computer.
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Yeah, that's right. This is just for show.
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This is where the magic happens.
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It's the PF-5000 Animatron.
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All you do is tell
the machine what you want.
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I'd like my cartoon character
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to have the power to be
everywhere at once.
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I'll be called Multi Man!
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And Ferb would have a utility belt
and use lots of crazy gadgets.
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He'll be called, um, Ferb Guy.
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Well, I would have super mind control
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and use telepathy and telekinesis
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to keep you super-dweebs under control
with your lame-o superpowers.
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We could call you Control Freak.
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Come on, let's watch.
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[whirring]
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-We start with a few crude drawings.
-[clucking]
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We compile those into a storyboard,
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and it all gets fed into the computer.
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Then we add a little story
and some pithy dialogue.
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The Executron analyzes it
and makes a few notes.
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Does not track.
Whose story arc is this anyway?
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This one is not one of my favorites.
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The Artbot addresses the notes.
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[beeping] [crack]
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No more notes. No more notes.
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A few changes are made,
then it goes to timing.
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[chanting]
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The shreds get fed into here,
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and somehow it all comes together
here in the animatic.
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Check it out. We're super dudes.
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You guys are super busted
as soon as I tell Mom.
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-Hi, Phineas.
-Whatcha doin'-- Uh!
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Whatcha doin'?
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Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios,
and we'll show you.
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Hey, Isabella, about that "Whatcha doin'?"
back there...
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Up, up, up! We'll talk about it later.
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Over here is where we add sound effects.
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Did you know that for years,
a balloon was used
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for the majority of sounds
you hear in cartoons?
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Ferb will demonstrate. Ferb.
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[squeaking]
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[whistle] [clattering]
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[gunshot] [cat yowls]
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[slide whistle] [bark/clang]
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[whirring] [drumming]
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[blows]
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May we be in the show, too?
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Absolutely. A very wise
and small-headed man once asked:
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"If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?"
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I would harness the power
of rainbows, unicorns and sweetness
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to defend all that is good and just.
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I'd become... the Rainbow.
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Wow, that's great.
What about you, Buford?
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It's an interesting question you pose,
as it reveals
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not only one's impulses and desires,
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but one's deepest fears as well.
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-I'll go with Belchman.
-♪ Belchman ♪
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You know, fights crimes
with different burps.
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Cool. How 'bout you, Baljeet?
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Isabella took mine.
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Hmm. School seems to be
very important to you.
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Books, being responsible and studious,
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getting good grades...
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Oh! That's it!
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I will become Hanuman Man,
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a flying blue monkey that can grow
as massive as he desires
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to crush all in his way!
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Fun choice.
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That was perfect, guys.
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Now let's record the voices for the scene
where the heroes ask the villain for help.
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-Phineas, I -
-Hi, Candace.
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You're just in time
to help us record the voices.
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There is no way on Earth
I'd ever help you.
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Cut and print.
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That's why we call her "One-Take Flynn."
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[singing with radio]
♪ Best thing you can do ♪
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♪ Better be ready,
'cause the Bettys are ready for you ♪
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[evil laugh]
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Something tells me
that you might have seen
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this month's Evil Beat! magazine, eh?
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Wait, wait, wait. Look.
It's like there's two of me.
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You see? Hmm? Huh?
I suppose you're wondering
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how I harnessed the power of dance.
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Well, to be honest,
it was not so much on purpose.
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What happened was my dryer broke,
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so I was trying to create a ray that would
instantly dry my clothes.
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But instead, well, look.
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-[bouncy music playing]
-Still sopping wet, by the way.
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Turns out anything I hit
with the ray starts dancing.
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For instance, a dryer repairman.
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Help! I can't stop getting down! Oh!
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Quiet, you.
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[Man] Ah, sweet, horrible
self-expression through movement!
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So I figured as long as I invented
the thing, I might as well use it
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-[chomps]
-to whip up a little evil.
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I set it up right over there next to the--
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[ray charging]
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Hey, you know, it cost me
a lot to have that printed up! Uh!
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[bouncy music playing]
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To add insult to injury,
the platypus is leading.
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[people chattering]
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Well, it's all up to
the Animatron 5000 now.
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Hiya, kids. You can stop
laughing and pointing,
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because now it's time for--
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-[laughter]
-Whoops.
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The new adventures of...
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-¡Team Improbable!
-[cheering]
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-♪ Rainbow ♪
- The Rainbow.
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-♪ Hanuman Man ♪
-Hanuman Man.
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♪ Multi Man ♪
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Multi Man.
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♪ Ferb Guy ♪
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Ferb Guy.
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♪ Belchman
[belches]
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Belchman .
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[evil laugh]
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Versus the Control Freak!
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You're going down, down, down, down!
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Oh, this is just out of control. Mom, Mom!
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[Linda] Hi, this is Mom.
Leave your psychotic rant
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about the boys
when you hear the beep. [beep]
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Uhh! Mom, come home quick!
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There's a giant mob, I'm a super fiend,
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I'm roasting them with laser vision, and--
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Hey, what do you mean, "psychotic rant"?
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Hey, look, everybody,
it's the Control Freak.
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[booing/hissing]
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Has everyone gone crazy?
There you are, you worms!
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Isn't the show great?
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Are you joking?
How could you make me the evil villain?
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Now everybody hates me!
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Au contraire, big sister.
You're the star of the show.
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-I am?
-The crowd loves you.
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But they're booing and hissing.
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Of course they're booing and hissing.
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You're the villain. Right, Ferb?
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A hero is a hero, but everybody loves
a great villain.
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-[booing continues]
-Really?
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Well, maybe I should go feel the love.
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-[splattering]
-The love feels a lot like tomatoes.
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[music continues]
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Oh, you'll never get away with this.
You are so busted!
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[cheering]
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[snickers] We made a killing!
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But we weren't charging admission.
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[nervous laugh] Well,
what are ya gonna do?
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[cheering]
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Come on, everybody, let's take a bow.
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[cheering continues]
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They like me! They really like me!
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Feeling the love again.
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[bouncy music playing]
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You know, I'm getting
pretty good at getting down.
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What do you think, huh?
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After all, everyone knows dancing is evil!
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Perry the Platypus, what are you doing?
246
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,876
Stop with the conga line.
We're doing the macarena.
247
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,294
Perry the Platypus, where are you going?
248
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,088
[whirring]
249
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:36,011
I don't believe it.
You defeated evil while dancing.
250
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,680
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
251
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,144
[crowd screaming]
252
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:48,148
[bouncy music]
253
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,275
Suddenly I feel like dancing.
254
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,250
Well, I'm here. Now where's
this giant animation studio?
255
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,002
It got up and it danced away.
256
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:13,131
-It what?
-It got up and it danced away.
257
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,009
It got up and danced away?
258
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012
See? It even sounds crazy
when you say it.
259
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,097
I'll be in my room.
260
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,728
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
261
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,107
Look at this, Norm. My brother Roger
has been elected mayor!
262
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:34,778
Look at him. He's honest and reputable
and, ugh, law-abiding! Oh!
263
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,906
There isn't room for both
of us in the Tri-State Area!
264
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:42,119
Hmm. Norm, I know
what we're going to do today.
265
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,207
Hey, Phineas. Whatcha eatin'?
266
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,209
Fruity Rainbow Flakes. You want some?
267
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,670
Oh, no, thanks. I already had breakfast.
268
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,214
You know, I've never
seen one of these in real life.
269
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,176
-You haven't?
-No, but I'd sure like to.
270
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,845
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
271
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:00,888
Hi, boys.
272
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,806
Hi, Mom. What's with the satellite dish?
273
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,183
It's a protective collar.
274
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,852
The vet says that Perry needs to wear it
for the rest of the day.
275
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,645
[chattering]
276
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,565
I still don't know
how he scratched himself up so much.
277
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:14,860
Aha!
278
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,655
[crash] [whirring]
279
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,116
Well, I think it's cool.
280
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,035
It's a bold fashion statement, all right.
281
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,121
Speaking of bold fashion statements,
have you seen Candace today?
282
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,082
Mom! This is a total disaster!
283
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,542
What? What?
284
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,670
The dry cleaner switched my clothes
with some Goth chick!
285
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,590
I look like a total freak,
like I'm all outsider-y.
286
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,675
I wonder what happened
to Candace's clothes.
287
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,346
I can't believe it, Lacy.
I look like a walking candy cane.
288
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,015
I mean, how many evil scientists'
daughters do you know who--
289
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,266
[drilling]
290
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,561
Hold on, Lacy. I can't hear myself gripe.
291
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,231
[chuckling and humming]
292
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,776
Whatcha doin'?
293
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,027
"Whatcha doin'?"
What does it look like to you?
294
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,779
I'm building an evil empire.
295
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,615
My very own Fortress of Eviltude.
296
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,034
Aren't you a little old
to be building a fort?
297
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,786
No, no, I'm not. Shut up.
298
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,080
Dad, I told you a hundred times, I--
299
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,834
-[drilling resumes]
-Don't forget, Friday is cake day.
300
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,002
I have to call you back.
[click]
301
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,796
What on Earth is going on here?
302
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,214
Oh, Vanessa!
303
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,883
Well, you're looking... uh...
304
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,927
Oh, no matter. Where we are going,
305
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,888
you can dress up like a clown
every day if you want.
306
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,599
Wh-What do you mean "where we're going"?
307
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,853
We are moving...
to a golden country on the sea,
308
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:35,274
a country created by the greatest
mastermind of our time, me.
309
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,068
-Assisted by Norm.
-I'm drilling.
310
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,113
I bring to you... Doofania!
311
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,993
Where there will be no brothers
trying to make me look bad.
312
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:51,123
No. I will be the ruler
of my very own evil empire!
313
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,125
You're building your own evil land?
314
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,585
Yes, yes, an evil country.
315
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,879
And you made a plush model?
316
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,213
Well, yeah. You know, I, uh...
317
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,341
I had a lot of... felt.
318
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,760
You do know what this means?
319
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:07,681
That we'll finally have that special
daddy-daughter bond you've always craved?
320
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:13,061
No. It means I am finally
gonna have proof. Ha! You are busted.
321
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,646
-♪ Busted ♪
-I'm gonna tell Mom.
322
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,773
Great. Tell her what?
323
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,694
Mom, Mom, you've got to come quick.
There's proof that Dad is evil.
324
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,282
Vanessa, honey, I'm having
my me-eeee day, remember?
325
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,575
-Uh, but--
-Look, hon,
326
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,160
why don't you give
your old dad a break?
327
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,829
Just try to make the best of it,
and I'll pick you up later.
328
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,999
[ring] Oh! Time for my seaweed mud wrap.
Gotta go.
329
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,585
Is everything all set, Ferb?
330
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,671
Great. Now-- Hey, where's Perry?
331
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,848
Agent P? Agent P?
332
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,017
Hello, Agent P?
333
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,144
Agent P?
334
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,106
Carl, he does know this is scheduled
for this morning, doesn't he?
335
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,691
[Carl] It's on his calendar, sir.
336
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,860
I mean, we sent the e-mail, right?
337
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,695
[Carl] I think so. Let me check.
338
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,573
[singsong]
Mommy-mi-moe-moo.
339
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,742
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
340
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,912
Me-ma-moe-moo-my-pa.
341
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,080
[clears throat]
342
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,708
Ma-moe-mee-ma-moo.
343
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,795
Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
344
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,881
Well, you know how you said you'd never
seen a rainbow in real life?
345
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,299
Well, actually, I--
346
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,552
-Behold!
-[beep]
347
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,762
The Rainbowinator!
348
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,597
Well, that's nice, Phineas, but I--
349
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,600
Made with real crystals and super-charged
with Fruity Rainbow Flakes.
350
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,061
-You don't understand. I--
-Soon there will be a giant rainbow
351
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,648
that will sprawl across
the entire Tri-State Area!
352
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,901
Or at least that's the plan anyway.
353
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,903
Candace, honey, could you
hold the door for me?
354
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,781
I have to return this novelty lawn mower
your father got.
355
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:48,991
[frustrated groan]
356
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,661
I just don't want anyone
to see me in these clothes.
357
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,787
You think you feel ridiculous?
358
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:55,831
I'm carrying a jackalope
into a lawn mower store.
359
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,708
OK, Mom. I'll wait for you in the car.
360
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,085
Candace-- When did you go Goth?
361
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,045
-What? I didn't.
-[snaps]
362
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,922
-And... send.
-[beep]
363
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,300
Wow, 50 replies already.
364
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,927
-[cell phone rings]
-Hello?
365
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,305
[Stacy] Candace, I heard you're Goth now.
Why didn't you tell me?
366
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,308
Well, Norm, I've got to give it to you.
367
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,143
Under my genius supervision,
368
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,312
you turned out extremely adequate work.
369
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,898
We're all very impressed
with your numbers, sir.
370
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,317
Although something seems to be missing.
371
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,277
I know, it's Perry the Platypus!
372
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,032
What's keeping him?
373
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,659
Gee, I hope something horrible
happened to him.
374
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,289
Does someone need a hug?
375
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,917
Of course not, you glorified waffle iron.
376
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,168
Just launch it now.
377
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,632
Mom, I'm at the docks.
You gotta get down here right away.
378
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,051
[muffled] OK, honey. I'll see you at feh.
379
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,761
You'll see me at five?
380
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,845
-No. Feh.
-Four?
381
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,847
-Feh.
-"Feh"?
382
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,015
Yeah. Feh.
383
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,102
OK, I'll see you at feh.
384
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:00,646
[beep]
385
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,947
Oh, hi, Vanessa! What do you think?
386
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,740
My own country, eh?
387
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,825
I love what you've done with the place.
388
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,869
Yeah. Yeah, I think it's nice.
389
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,831
This time I am staying right here
where no one can see me.
390
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,583
All right, suit yourself.
391
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,128
[gasps] Oh, no!
392
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,588
Mom's gonna get a ticket!
393
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,300
That would have been embarrassing.
394
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:33,720
Whoa. Candace, are you going Goth now?
395
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,099
Uh, uh, I'm not wearing this.
I mean, I'm wearing it
396
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,226
in that it's actually on my body
right now,
397
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,769
but I'm not attached to it.
398
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,564
Not to say that I'm attached
to my other clothes.
399
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,567
I mean, I can actually take them off.
No, no, no. But, I mean--
400
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,820
I didn't want to put these--
I-I want to put clothes on, but I--
401
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:53,782
It was a mix-up, OK? The dry cleaners
and a-- a jackalope lawn mower, and--
402
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,952
[pants] Do you like it?
403
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,873
All right, Norm, the anthem, please.
404
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:01,957
[whirring]
405
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,835
[march]
406
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:09,965
♪ In the bay off the coast
Of the Tri-State Area ♪
407
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,927
♪ Floats a country for me and me ♪
408
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:16,221
♪ It's new, it's bright ♪
409
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,348
♪ And it's founded on spite ♪
410
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:22,644
♪ And it's everything
I dreamed it would be ♪
411
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,981
♪ Hail, hail Doofania ♪
412
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,232
[record needle crackling]
413
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,653
D-Does it feel like it stops too quickly?
We'll work on it.
414
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,780
-[horn honks]
-Oh, good, Mom's here.
415
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,699
Mom, where have you been?
416
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,285
I told you on the phone
I would meet you at FEH.
417
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,037
The Freight Emergency Harbor?
418
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,622
[ship horn blows]
419
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,833
OK, never mind that,
but Dad and Norm built
420
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,919
an entire country on the sea. Come on.
421
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,088
OK, Isabella, ready to see
your first rainbow?
422
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,965
But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya--
423
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,926
OK, no, don't thank us yet, Isabella.
424
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,928
I only wish Perry was here to see this.
425
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,013
[spy music playing slowly]
426
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,559
Ferb, power it up!
427
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,896
Isabella, pour, pour!
428
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,569
-Ooh!
-Wow!
429
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,033
[air hissing]
430
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,076
Oh?
431
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,080
[air whistling]
432
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:28,043
Well, that can't be... good.
433
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,090
See? You see? Look, look.
434
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,134
I do see.
435
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,095
What a cute little city.
436
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,972
Oh, and it's soft.
437
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,015
Heinz, you made a plush model?
438
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,725
I had a lot of felt!
439
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,769
-Well, at least it holds together.
-[squeaking]
440
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,564
Remember that dining set
you tried to build for our apartment?
441
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,608
It's hard to forget
when you keep reminding me.
442
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,110
But... but... but...
443
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,697
Oh, come on, Vanessa. I think we need
to get you out of the sun.
444
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,616
Who's up for a game of lawn darts?
445
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,579
I'd prefer to play hide-and-seek,
because I don't want to see you.
446
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:04,872
Ouch.
447
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,584
[sighs]
448
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,178
[beeping]
449
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,893
You know, in retrospect,
I question the inclusion
450
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,061
of a self-destruct button
in the first place.
451
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,065
[sneezes]
452
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,068
Bless you, Perry the Platypus.
453
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,113
♪ Mow, mow, mow,
and my heart starts pumpin'
454
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,073
♪ Chicka-chicka-choo-wa ♪
455
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,909
♪ Never gonna stop ♪
456
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,077
-[with Carl]
-♪ Gitcha-gitcha-goo means I love you ♪
457
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,246
-I work alone, Carl.
-Sorry, sir.
458
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:47,873
It's a solo.
459
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,043
So, Isabella, what'd you
think of your first rainbow?
460
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,129
Well, it was really pretty,
but it's not my first rainbow.
461
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,298
But you said you'd never
seen one in real life.
462
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,051
No, no, I've never seen a unicorn.
463
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,928
Oh!
464
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,680
That's completely different.
465
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,849
Hey, Ferb, I know what
we're doing tomorrow.
466
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,185
-[Perry chatters]
-Perry, I almost forgot.
467
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,979
It's the end of the day. You don't need
to wear that thing anymore.
468
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,565
Enjoy your freedom.
469
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,571
Eight, nine, ten!
470
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,115
Ready or not, here I come!
471
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:23,951
What? Oh!
472
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,286
No, no, no! It's called hide-and-seek!
473
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,623
You hide, and I seek.
I cannot seek if you don't hide.
474
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,124
So you go hide yourself.
475
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,586
Ignoramus. Go, go, go.
Let's-- Let's try this again.
476
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,089
One, two, three... ten!
477
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:39,299
Now where is he?
478
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,884
I'm right here, sir.
479
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:41,927
[smack]
480
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,266
Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus.
481
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,853
Hey, Norm, look who decided to show up.
482
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,611
[both] Hey!
483
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,032
♪ There's a bright, shiny place ♪
484
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,159
♪ With a flag that bears my face ♪
485
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:10,122
♪ And it's floating on an inner tube ♪
486
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:14,543
♪ Far away from city life,
My stupid brother and ex-wife ♪
487
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,714
♪ And it's got an evil attitude ♪
488
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,967
♪ Hail, hail Doofania ♪
489
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,844
[record needle crackling]
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You know,
the stopping is still bothering me.
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