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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe... ♪
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♪ Building a rocket ♪
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♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
t hat doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
-It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent ♪
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-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
-Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school s tarts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all ♪
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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[Buford] Prepare to feel
the wrath of Buford.
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Don't bring that smack talk around here.
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This is my house.
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-Technically, it's our garage.
-She's on a roll.
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No girl has ever beaten Buford.
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Watch and learn.
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It takes a highly trained eye
and a quick wrist to-
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-To score like that, Buford?
-Hey, I wasn't ready!
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[Candace] Stacy, what am I going to do?
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Jeremy's coming over to take my picture
for his photo class.
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So what's the-- Oh.
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Yeah. You think
he'll notice?
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This is the worst
bad hair day ever.
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I'm officially freaking out.
I'll call and cancel.
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-No, wait. Just wear a hat.
-Yeah, a hat.
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-[Candace] How's this?
-Well, your hair looks better.
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Yeah, but the strap is cutting off my--
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[crash]
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I'm gonna need something stronger.
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All right, this is the tiebreaker.
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-I thought the last two were.
-Nah, it's this one.
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Tell ya what I'm gonna do, Buford.
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I'm gonna take this ball and hit it
into your goal in one shot.
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-Oh, is that right?
-Absolutely.
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And you wanna know the funny part?
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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Bring it.
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You missed.
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Wait for it.
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What about this?
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Ain't that how it works, Buford?
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-Wow. Nice foosing, Isabella.
-Thanks.
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You guys are making such a racket
that I can't focus.
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I need time to fix my hair.
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When Jeremy gets here, I don't wanna be
wearing this stupid-
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-Hey, Candace.
-Hello, Jeremy.
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-[nervous laugh]
-You look sporty.
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-Oh, you like it?
-Well, that's perfect.
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The sport shoot.
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Well, that didn't really count,
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'cause it's just a dainty
little girls' game.
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It could be the biggest game in the world,
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and girls could still beat boys.
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Biggest game in the world.
Did you get that, Phineas?
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Yeah, we're on it. Ferb, I know
what we're gonna do today.
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Great. It's boys against girls.
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And to give ya a fair shot,
I'll even take Shrimpy here.
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I am honored.
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[Buford] So, who's on your team?
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Candace, can you be
on the girls' team with me?
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-Isabella, I'm a little busy right--
-Perfect.
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Real action shots.
Oh, you'll look great.
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Really? OK, I'm in.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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[spy music]
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[Monogram] There you are, Agent P.
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Sorry about the stairs.
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Our elevator maintenance guy
is on a corporate retreat
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with our slide-waxing guy.
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Anyway, our intelligence
tells us that Doofenshmirtz
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has been shopping around for a show dog.
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We need you to infiltrate the pet store
and uncover his evil plan.
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Me, I'm goin' home early. It's taco night.
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[mariachi music]
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♪ Agent P ♪
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[sighs]
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So those are the official rules
for the F-Games.
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Any questions?
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Yeah. Why are they called the F-Games?
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-Yeah, why is that?
-Yeah.
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"F" for Ferb.
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[all] Oh.
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I, too, have a question.
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If I miss the third shuttlecock
with my rubber chicken,
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does Buford have to jump
over the chokecherry bush
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before or after the girls
finish peeling their tangerines?
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[all but Baljeet] After!
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Aw, man, pay attention.
You're embarrassing me.
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All right, then let's get out there.
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[crowd cheering]
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[rock]
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[Buford] Wow, definitely big.
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♪ Na-na na-na na, na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na na na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na, na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na na na na-na na ♪
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♪ Don't wanna hear no smack talk ♪
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♪ You wanna call your mama,
Here's a dime ♪
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♪ It's time to walk the walk-walk ♪
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♪ You gotta rapid skate, get on the line
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♪ So get your game on,
Or else it's shame on you ♪
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-♪ Gimme an "F" ♪
- [audience] ♪ F! ♪
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♪ Gimme an "F," F-Games ♪
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♪ Are you a contender? Gimme an "F" ♪
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- [audience] ♪ F! ♪
-♪ Gimme an "F," F-Games ♪
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♪ In the battle of the genders ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na, na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na na na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na, na-na na-na na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na na na na-na na ♪
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[Phineas] Oh. Extra points for recycling.
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The girls' score is now
the square root of pi,
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while the boys still have
a crudely drawn picture of a duck.
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Clearly it's still anyone's game.
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[Doofenshmirtz] Yes, I'm looking
for a purebred show dog.
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Well, we have various
award-winning breeds to choose from.
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Oh, what about him?
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Oh, he's perfect.
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Oh, yes. Coochie-coochie-coo.
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You are Doctor D's
precious little puppy, aren't you?
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Sir, I'm not even sure if that's a dog.
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Don't try to wheel and deal with me.
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I get a big alimony check every month,
so money's no object.
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Oh. Well, in that case, he's $10,000.
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Oh, coochie-coochie.
You are my little coochie-coochie.
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You are my ticket
into the Danville Dog Show,
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and together, we will make them pay
for all I have suffered.
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Back when I was just a little schtumpel ,
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my father came home with a brand-new
spitzenhound puppy
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that he won in a game of
Poke the Goozim With a Stick.
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[roars]
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My father said the dog
was like the son he never had
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and named him Only Son.
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Only Son became an award-winning show dog,
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bringing my father fame and fortune,
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while I was forced to be the lawn gnome.
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Y-You remember that story,
right, with my neighbor, Kenny?
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I don't have to go through-- OK.
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So, to recap,
my entire fragile self-esteem
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is totally dependent
on your performance today
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at the dog show,
but, you know, no pressure.
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And don't worry about
your lack of training and experience,
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because I have an ace in the hole.
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This! The Misbehavinator!
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It, uh, well, it does
what the name implies.
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Watch this.
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-[yips]
-[evil laugh]
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Bad dog!
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[barks]
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Ah, nothing can stop us now.
[laugh]
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[gasps]
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Ah!
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Hey, what was all that about?
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♪ Perry ♪
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Perry the Platypus?
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Uh, ha-ha, I-I'm very embarrassed
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about all that
"coochie-coochie-coo" stuff.
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Wait, wait. Where are you going?
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Bring back my Misbehavinator!
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And now for the tiebreaker event.
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Giant foosball!
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Get ready to foos.
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This is so my game.
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But didn't Isabella beat you
at this earlier?
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Quiet, you!
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-Ready, Candace?
-I feel like a kabob.
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I, too, feel a certain
element of kabobism.
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I said quiet, you. Let's play.
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There's the first ball.
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I feel this may not be the best way
to block a shot.
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Clearly I was--
Clearly I was wrong about that.
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That was most effective. Ah!
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-What?
-Candace blocks. The ball is up...
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-Candace.
- [giggling]
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-...it's going...
-Oh, my. Oh!
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Ah! Oh!
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Isabella, I have feet, too, you know.
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Sorry, Candace.
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[screaming]
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Suddenly I am not feeling so fresh.
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Looks like we've reached
the all-important fruit level!
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The what?
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[laughing]
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[Phineas] It looks like the final ball
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is drifting lazily into neutral territory.
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Folks, we may be looking at a draw.
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-Oh, no, we're not.
-Buford, no! That would be cheating!
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[evil laugh] Boys rule!
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Aah, my hair!
Jeremy's gonna see my hair!
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[ball whistling]
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Oh...
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[Phineas] They've done it!
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The girls have snatched victory
from the jaws of defeat!
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♪ She's Candace ♪
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Wow, Candace, your hair looks great.
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[giggles] Really?
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[spy music]
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Well, Buford, that was a great game.
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Come on, be a good sport.
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Like I said before,
losing to a girl doesn't count.
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What I meant to say was
I had a wonderful time.
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I guess you were right.
Girls are just as good as boys.
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Thanks again.
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Whoo-hoo. The F-Games rock.
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That was completely out of character.
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-Ah!
-[yowls]
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[tires squeal]
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[man] T minus 3, 2, 1.
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Thanks, guys. It was a lot of fun.
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The next F-Games will be even better.
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Yeah, but much better is
when Mom sees this.
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Look at that thing.
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I'd just like to see you try to
get rid of that before Mom-
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-Hey, kids. What's new?
-Nothing, Mom.
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Absolutely nothing is new.
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Well, your hair sure looks new.
I like it.
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Thanks. It took a lot to get it this way.
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-[chattering]
-Oh, there you are, Perry.
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Isn't today great?
Today is such a great day.
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Everything is so great.
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My, Candace, what's got you
in such a good mood?
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Jeremy asked me to go play croquet
with him in the park.
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OK, well, be sure to be home
in time for the barbecue.
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We're gonna be watching
Kermillian's Comet fly past the Earth.
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A comet? Cool.
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It only comes around
every 73 1/2 years.
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We'll be barbecuing steaks
for the whole neighborhood.
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-Why don't you bring Jeremy?
-You had me at "steaks."
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Why is it called Kermillian's Comet, Dad?
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Kermillian's Comet was named
after an ancient Danville astronomer
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Augustus Kermillian
who discovered the comet.
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It's also been said that
if you wish on a comet,
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your wish will come true.
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Wow. Come on, Ferb. I know
what we're gonna do today.
249
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By the way, where is Perry?
250
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,122
[Monogram] Agent P, sorry to disturb you,
but we have an emergency.
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We've just been informed
that all steaks in the Tri-state Area
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have disappeared.
253
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,919
This has Doofenshmirtz
written all over it.
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Go lay your smackdown on him, Agent P.
255
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The fate of the world
rests entirely in your hands.
256
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The fate of the world?
257
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Uh, welcome to our telethon.
258
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If you're just joining us, your dollars
are helping us to find a cure for...
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antidisestablishmentarianism.
260
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Goodness me, that sounds dreadful.
261
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:11,732
Oh, it is. It, um,
makes you look pale and weak,
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like this young lad.
263
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Oh, dear, the poor thing.
Look at that.
264
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Wait a minute.
Antidisestablishmentarianism?
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That's more of an ideological stance
than a disease.
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-Isn't it?
-Uh, well, look at that.
267
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Seems they just found a cure.
268
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Thanks to all the viewers who donated.
Bye now.
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Honey, you ready to go?
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Yeah, sure. Hey, did you know
they've just found a cure for
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antidisestablishmentarianism?
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Great. I can finally take off
this puce ribbon.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
275
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-Hey, Candace.
-Hi, Jeremy.
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You remember my little sister Suzy.
277
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But I thought it was just going to be us.
278
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,566
Well, my folks asked me to keep an eye
on Suzy for the afternoon.
279
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,736
-Who's my favorite girl?
-I am. I am.
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[giggles] Would you show me
how to play croquet?
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Sure thing, kiddo.
282
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,952
Is this pie homemade?
283
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,078
Yeah, my mom made it.
284
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,955
I'll go get some plates
out of the picnic basket.
285
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Well, tell her that it's just--
286
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Candace, what happened?
287
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I don't know.
288
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Wait here. I'll go get a towel.
289
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,215
So we meet again, Candace Flynn.
290
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There's only room for one girl
in Jeremy's life,
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and that is me.
292
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And here he comes now.
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-Jeremy!
-Here's the towel.
294
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Sorry about the pie.
I don't know what happened.
295
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Oh, that's OK. You want a soda?
296
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,606
Yeah, that'd be great. Here, take mine.
297
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,108
Oh, thank you. That was really--
298
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,279
Candace, there's some street performers
over there that--
299
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I'll go get another towel.
300
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,909
These are the blueprints
for our giant observatory, Ferb.
301
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First thing we need is a lens.
302
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[man scatting]
303
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,802
Cool. Hey, Ferb, new hairdo.
Check it out.
304
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,265
Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
305
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,267
Ferb and I are building
a giant observatory
306
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to watch Kermillian's Comet tonight.
307
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,270
Ooh, that sounds like fun.
308
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,063
We're gonna put on a laser lightshow
309
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,150
and, as a grand finale, we're gonna laser
our faces into the comet.
310
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,944
That way, when it comes back
in 73 1/2 years,
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we can all show our grandchildren.
312
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,699
Oh, yeah, my parents
are cooking steaks for everyone.
313
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,993
You had me at "our grandchildren."
314
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,161
-[record scratches]
-What?
315
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,746
Steaks. You had me at "steaks."
316
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:35,250
OK, we need to get ten t-bones...
No steaks?
317
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,753
Oh, dear. Let's try uptown.
318
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,796
So, you wanna see those street performers?
319
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,714
Sure.
320
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,883
I'm gonna go grab some snacks.
I'll meet you over there.
321
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,762
OK. Come on, Suzy. Let's go... Suzy? Suzy?
322
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,600
Here you go. There's plenty for everyone.
323
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,561
Well, hello there, little girl.
324
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,731
Hello. Could I have some nuts
to feed the squirrels?
325
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,234
I'd love to, but I only have one left.
326
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,277
-Gimme the nuts!
-Ah! [whimpers]
327
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,196
Thank you.
328
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,282
Suzy? Suzy? Where are you?
329
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,916
[screaming]
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[screaming]
331
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,170
♪ Now somebody, anybody,
everybody scream ♪
332
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,214
[Candace screaming]
333
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:23,966
[squirrels chirping]
334
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,051
I have squirrels in my pants.
335
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,762
That girl's got some serious squirrels
in her pants.
336
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:29,972
There are squirrels in my pants.
337
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,099
♪ Tell me what's makin' you
Jump like that ♪
338
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,142
♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
339
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,144
♪ Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats ♪
340
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,021
Squirrels in my pants!
341
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,065
♪ S to the I to the M to the P ♪
342
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,150
♪ Then maybe you can be movin' like me ♪
343
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,945
♪ Step right over
And watch me put it down ♪
344
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,156
♪ Step right over and watch me put a... ♪
345
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,200
♪ S to the I to the M to the P ♪
346
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,160
♪ Who ya got back home
Watering your plants? ♪
347
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,246
♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
348
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,998
♪ How can I qualify
For government grants? ♪
349
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,041
-♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
350
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,002
♪ Hypnotize me, put me in a trance ♪
351
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,129
♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
352
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,089
♪ Get an Aunt Florence Living in France ♪
353
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,133
-♪ She can't see the... ♪
-Squirrels in my pants!
354
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,886
♪ Step right over
And watch me put it down ♪
355
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,137
Squirrels!
356
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,097
♪ Step right over and watch me put it... ♪
357
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,183
♪ S to the I to the M to the P ♪
358
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,184
[screaming]
359
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,228
[chittering]
360
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,274
Wow, she had actual squirrels
in her pants.
361
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,152
We just got served.
362
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:29,698
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
363
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,283
One moment, please.
364
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,910
Perry the Platypus?
365
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,078
-What are you looking at?
-Oh, these.
366
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,581
Yes, these are my latest invention...
367
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,832
steak specs.
368
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,919
I came up with the idea
after your last little visit.
369
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,338
With these on, you don't have to
constantly hold
370
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,673
a piece of steak to your black eye. See?
371
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,551
I plan on mass-producing these.
I'll make millions.
372
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,677
Let me show you.
373
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,014
I've stolen all the steaks
in the Tri-State Area,
374
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,017
and I keep them here
in my steak containment unit
375
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,230
or SCA, for short,
or maybe it should be SCU.
376
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,024
I'm a littleon the fence about--
Wait. What are you doing?
377
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,737
Oh, that? That's just a giant heat ray
378
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,322
in case I want to do something evil later.
379
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,200
-[ice cream music]
-Why don't you stay here with Suzy
380
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,743
and I'll go buy you some ice cream?
381
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,789
No, no, no.
You stay here, I'll go buy the ice cream.
382
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,585
[stammers]
383
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,754
[screaming]
384
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,216
[screaming]
385
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,345
Oh, man, we got served again.
386
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,138
I'm goin' back to culinary school.
387
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,224
[sreaming]
388
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,814
[screaming]
389
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,607
[screaming]
390
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,778
[squirrels chittering]
391
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,030
[Candace groans]
392
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,031
Candace?
393
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,617
Here you go. All they had was fudgie bars.
394
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,244
Candace, what happened?
395
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,913
There were so many of 'em.
The horror, the horror.
396
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,083
Maybe you should sit down.
So what happened again?
397
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,713
Are you OK? I have something
that will make you smile.
398
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,924
I want you to meet Mr. Chippy.
399
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,927
[screaming]
400
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,013
Get that sick creature away from me!
401
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,182
Candace, it's OK. It's just a squirrel.
402
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,017
That's not the one I'm talking about.
403
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,685
What happened to her?
404
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,897
I don't know, but these violent moods
are probably a sign
405
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,773
-of deeper emotional imbalance.
-What?
406
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,817
[innocent laugh] Bubbles.
407
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:32,905
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Observa-Ferb-atory.
408
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,699
Step this way, please. Single-file line.
409
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,576
The laser show will begin momentarily.
410
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,162
Please, no flash photography
or cell phones. Thank you.
411
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,165
All right, Ferb, that's everyone.
Kill the lights.
412
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,126
[Phineas] Space: it's really big.
413
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,629
It's filled with planets
of all shapes and sizes
414
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,255
and millions of shiny stars.
415
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,050
Space has also got huge comets
soaring through it,
416
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,054
including one named after the ancient
Danville astronomer, Kermillian.
417
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,348
-[applause]
-What's going on?
418
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:00,724
Phineas.
419
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,310
And now, behold... Kermillian's Comet.
420
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,898
Commence laser-engraving sequence.
421
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,573
Phineas, you guys
put your face on a comet?
422
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,033
Ooh, I'm telling mom.
423
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,077
Good idea, Candace. She's gonna love it.
424
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,998
You're not trying to hack into
the ray-gun system, are you?
425
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,208
Wait, what am I worried about?
426
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,335
You'll never guess
my super-secret password.
427
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,629
[computer] Doofalicious Access granted.
428
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:31,964
OK, that's enough.
429
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,174
[computer] Sistem overload.
430
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,218
[graunts] This should be fun.
431
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185
Oh, wow!
432
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,312
Ferb, take it easy with the lasers.
433
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,815
Remember, we still got an 8:30 show.
434
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,068
Can I have everyone's attention?
Please don't panic.
435
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,945
We're experiencing technical difficulties.
436
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,823
Calmly head towards the exits
in a calm, orderly--
437
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,578
OK, now you can panic.
438
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,746
[screaming]
439
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,711
Ferb, what's happening?
440
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,717
That was so cool.
441
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,801
[cheering]
442
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,137
Stop this, SCA!
443
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,764
Now that I'm looking at the sign,
444
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,850
I think it really does look more like SCU.
445
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,935
Stop this, SCU!
446
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,147
Come back here!
Perry the Platypus, come back.
447
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,940
Ooh, something smells delicious.
448
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,030
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
449
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,909
I can't believe we drove around
the whole city
450
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,785
and couldn't find one steak.
451
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:47,039
Mom, they used a laser to carve
their faces in the comet.
452
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,166
-Candace, I don't see anything.
-No, no, no.
453
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,251
You could only see it
from their observatory.
454
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,253
Come on, come on. See?
455
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,132
[Lawrence] Well, I don't see
an observatory.
456
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:59,343
Sorry, everyone.
457
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,762
We looked all over town,
and we couldn't find any steaks.
458
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,805
[all groan]
459
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,933
And I even brought my own plate.
460
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,810
At least we can all enjoy
Kermillian's Comet together.
461
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:12,231
Yeah, before it disappears
for another 73 1/2 years.
462
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,816
Just wait. When I'm 88,
you will be so busted.
463
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,944
Actually, you'd be 88 1/2.
464
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,111
[Candace] Whatever!
465
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,321
So, honey, make a wish.
466
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,074
-I wish we had steaks.
-Yeah, me too.
467
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,826
I'll be honest, I didn't think
that would work.
468
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,580
I did not bring a plate.
I thought they would be provided.
469
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,709
-Dude, we keep getting served.
-Yeah, I'm gettin' used to it.
470
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,801
Candace, are you OK?
471
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,886
You mean you came over to check on me?
472
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:43,971
Of course.
473
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,849
Oh, there you are, Perry.
474
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:50,644
So, that's Kermillian's Comet.
Did you make a wish?
475
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:51,854
Yes.
476
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,648
-And did it come true?
-It just did.
477
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,156
♪ Who you got back home
Watering your plants? ♪
478
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,242
♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
479
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,160
♪ How can I qualify
for government grants? ♪
480
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,204
-♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
481
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,164
♪ Hypnotize me, put me in a trance ♪
482
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,166
♪ S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants ♪
483
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,085
♪ Got an Aunt Florence Living in France ♪
484
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,129
- ♪ She can't see the... ♪
-Squirrels in my pants!
485
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,215
♪ Step right over
And watch me put it down ♪
486
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,177
♪ Step right over and watch me put it... ♪
487
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,220
♪ S to the I to the M to the P ♪
488
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:29,266
Wow, she had actual squirrels
in her pants.
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