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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe... ♪

♪ Building a rocket ♪

♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something t hat doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots ♪

-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ -It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird, Painting a continent ♪

-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ -Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's A whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school s tarts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪

♪ Are gonna do it all ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[Candace] But, Mom, it's true.

The boys built an elevator to the moon in the backyard today.

Last time I checked, the yard was noticeably moon-elevator-free.

-But-- -It's true. We were up there.

Ferb did the whole "one giant step" thing.

Check out this moon stuff we brought back.

[Candace] Hmm?

Oh, you boys are so adorable.

Ugh! You don't believe it.

I'm so over this.

Oh, Candace, revel in your brothers' imagination.

Makes life so much more... fun.

Pushing the boundaries of time and space

sure makes a guy tired.

See? How fun is that?

Night, boys.

Night, mopey.

[mimics] See? How fun is that?

[sighs]If only they'd believe me...

Look at this. I got a traffic ticket

from that camera across the street.

Oh, that blasted device, picks up

everything on the block 24 hours a day.

[Linda]Doesn't it run out of tape?

Oh, no. It's on a compressed CD thingamabob.

It can store months of digital video.

Video.

[Linda] Hon, you know we drive on the right.

[Lawrence] Yes, yes, so you keep telling me.

Gotcha!

[snoring]

[device vibrates]

[spy music]

Excellent trick, Agent P.

Sorry to disturb you at this late hour,

but we are about to give you the most important mission of your career.

Our computer indicates that a city security camera

located near your civilian hideout

has recorded your comings and goings as a secret agent.

It's crucial to the agency's security

that you get those recordings

and bring them back to HQ for special disposal.

[Candace giggling]

[humming]

I'm just borrowing this.

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

[gasps] There it is! The elevator to the moon.

Ha!

And the time they built the roller coaster...

and the beach...

and the roller rink!

[squealing]

[muffled manic laughter]

Can it be?

Actual proof?

Everything they've done over the summer?

Oh, Perry, it's so beautiful!

Candace, you OK?

Your muffled emotion woke us up.

What'cha watchin'?

Oh, just a little summer mini-series called...

"evidence".

Oh, cool. Our moon elevator. Mom would love this.

I wonder if she's still up. Let's show her.

Yes!

Let's show Mom.

Oh, Perry, Perry, Perry.

I will remember this night always.

Just think: on this very computer

are the deliciously incriminating images

from that CD I borrowed

that will finally bust my brothers.

[Candace laughs maniacally]

[Linda]All right, Candace, what's going on in there?

Mom, I finally got the evidence that will prove that--

Oh, not this again!

-Show me in the morning. -[Phineas]How's 7:00 sound?

[Linda] And you too. Outta here.

-We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30. -[Linda] Nine.

Make that 9:00.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

♪ After hours ♪

What is it?

Oh-Oh, Perry the Platypusss.

Uh, hold on one second.

What? The pressures of an evil life.

I need a grind guard.

Wait a minute. Why are you here?

You're not due to shatter my plans till tomorrow.

Oh, come on in.

-[bip] -Hi. I'm Norm.

That's it? You just want to borrow Norm, my giant robot man?

Fine. Knock yourself out. I'm going back to bed.

Just so you know, he's a little low on oil.

Oh, and-and, Perry the Platypus...

I don't want to see one scratch on that mathine.

[spy music]

Hi. I'm Norm.

Hey, Candace, Ferb wants to get started

on the multimedia presentation for Mom.

Can we borrow the CD?

No way, Phineas.

There's no way I'm lettin' this baby out of my sight.

This is the single greatest moment in my life,

and there is nothing

you little creeps can do to take it away from me.

Hello, children. I'll take that.

My name is Norm.

What was... that?

I don't know, but it was cool.

[Linda] Keep it down!

So... you guys didn't make that?

No, but I want one.

But that thing ran off with my disk!

My evidence!

Don't worry, Candace.

We'll help you get it back.

You guys would help me bust you?

Sure, if it'll make ya happy.

Plus, battling a giant robot...

-how cool is that? -Excellent.

Let's go kick some robot heinie!

What a lovely evening.

There he is!

Uh-oh. We need to get the lead out.

Switching to hyper-transportation mode.

We're gonna need a faster bike.

Any word from Agent P?

No, sir.

So I guess all we can do is wait.

-And hope, sir. -And hope.

-And also wait. -I already did "wait," Carl.

-Did we do "hope"? -[sights]

I didn't become a major so I could sweat out

a vaudeville routine with an intern.

Of course not, sir.

So, anyone know any good songs?

How about you, Agent D?

[barks]

Agent C?

[squawks]

[clucking]

Carl, remind me again why all the agents are animals.

[female computerized voice] Estimated time to destination,

3.05 minutes.

[Norm] We'll be there in no time!

[female computerized voice] Warning: oil level low.

[Norm] I could sure use an oily beverage.

-♪ And the kitty goes... ♪ -[meows]

-♪ And the owl goes... ♪ -[hoots]

-♪ And the doggy goes... ♪ -[barks]

♪ And the turkey goes... ♪

-♪ And the turkey goes... ♪ -Ahem.

Sir, we lost Agent T last November.

Ooh. Right. Ahem.

[clears throat]

♪ And that's how the animals go, go, go ♪

♪ And that's how the animals go ♪

OK, everyone, one more time with feeling.

[squawks]

Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh?

[Norm] Whoop, here we go again.

Uh-oh. Someone forgot to replace the oil cap.

I guess I'm walking.

[Candace screams]

Go get him, Ferb!

[Norm] Hey, kids, this is not a gymnasium.

Boy, I'm sure in a pickle.

Whoo-hoo!

Perhaps I should have worn cleats.

Candace, help! The oil! I-I'm slipping!

[Candace] I'm coming! Hold on, Phineas!

Candace!

[sighs]

But, Candace, the disk. You didn't save it.

What? And let you fall?

You may be a pain, but you are my brother.

Besides, I still have that big rocket for evidence.

What happened to the rocket?

Hmm. Good thing we got off of that, huh?

[both] All right, Ferb! You got the disk!

-[Candace]Cool! -[Phineas]All right!

[Candace] Ferb? Ferb, where you going?

Ferb?

What did I miss?

Huh?

Well, that was almost weirder than the giant robot.

♪ Perry ♪

Ah, Agent P.

I trust that your mission was a complete success.

Good work.

Now, hand it over for the special disposal procedure.

Careful, now. Careful.

Got it.

Agent P, you've saved this organization.

If there's anything we can do for you in return, don't hesitate.

[Lawrence] Oh, I can't believe it!

It seems my video traffic ticket's been cleared.

I guess there is someone up there looking out for me.

[chatters]

-♪ Oh, the chicken goes... ♪ -[clucks]

-♪ And the dog goes... ♪ -[barks]

♪ And the worm goes... ♪

-Outstanding, Agent W! -[clucks]

Agent C, don't do that. ♪ And the new guy goes... ♪

I'm Norm.

You know, Carl, it's weird that he's not an animal.

We should fire him.

I am already on it, sir.

[Candace] Oh, my gosh, Stacy!

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

Jeremy asked me if I could

meet him at the fair later today

next to the Ferris wheel.

Oh, no!

I almost forgot I'm scared of heights!

What am I going to do?

[Linda] Candace, we're leaving now!

Mom, I'm having a teenage crisis!

Don't forget we're going bowling.

We need you to keep an eye on the boys.

Preferably two.

Bowling? That sounds fun.

Hey, Dad, is it all right if we use that old lawn-bowling set?

Sure thing, boys. Knock yourselves out.

Toodles.

You know, Ferb, with a few modifications,

we could really zip up this old lawn-bowling set.

Hello, Phineas. Whatcha doing?

Oh, I just sounded like Isabella.

We're gonna build the world's biggest

and best bowling-ball game!

Well, according to The Most Pointless Book of World Records...

[trumpet playing fanfare]

...the world's largest bowling ball

is four feet in diameter.

Four feet?

Ferb, we can beat that record in our sleep.

You know,

the officials from The Most Pointless Book of World Records...

[trumpet playing fanfare]

...will be at the fair today at 3:00, handing out awards.

Ferb, get the tools. We've got a record to shatter.

And then you will be in the next volume!

[trumpet playing fanfare]

Is that absolutely necessary?

Why? Does it bug ya?

-Well, yes, a little. -Then, yeah, it's necessary.

All right. Fair enough. Hey, where is Perry?

[fanfare]

♪ Perry the Platypus ♪

Ooh, sorry about that, Agent P.

♪ Herman the Hedgehog ♪

Good morning, Agent P.

We've tracked Doofenshmirtz to an old abandoned warehouse,

and he's made some suspicious purchases.

10,000 packets of powdered hot chocolate,

a hotdog vendor's cart, a medium-sized parka

and a pair of red flannel long johns with a flap in the back.

Don't ask us how we know.

Get out there and kick some Doofen-butt!

[ Morning Mood by Edvard Grieg]

Wow! That is one big bowling ball.

Hey, look at that, Ferb.

Told you we could do it in our sleep.

So, what do you think I should wear to the fair tonight?

I'm thinking my favorite red blouse

with my white skirt and red matching socks.

[bowling pins crashing]

Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.

[cheering]

That was amazing!

Wow, Phineas! Another strike!

That makes four in a row. In your face, Buford!

Ha-ha! Yes! What he said!

In the face! Ha-ha!

Uh-uh, I mean...

you will get him next time.

Clearly.

Ferb, did you get that strike?

Who's next?

Phineas, just what do you think you're doing out here?

Candace, you're just in time. It's your turn.

Just wait until Mom hears about...

But then again, you guys always seem to make

everything disappear before Mom gets home.

But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-A-Rama,

then she'll have to believe me!

Oh, Candace, you were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time.

We should've believed you.

And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card.

You have our permission to ruin us financially.

Candace, that is so cool

how you busted your brothers like that.

Will you marry me?

So, you wanna give it a try?

I do, Jeremy.

I mean, uh...

I'd love to give it a try.

All right, I'll show you how it works.

Well, first of all, the cockpit's on a gyroscope so it stays level.

Here's your monitor,

and this is the trackball you use to steer.

Now, no matter what,

never hit the gyro stabilizer lock button.

It'll disable the gyroscope,

and you'll spin around like a greased pig on rollerskates.

Yeah, yeah. Use the trackball. Don't hit the button.

-I got it. -All right.

-You seem to know what you're doing. -Do I ever.

This is a piece of cake.

Bowl-A-Rama, here I come!

OK, Candace, try to take it slow at first.

Way to go, Candace!

[Phineas]Where's she going? She's freestylin'.

We've gotta follow her and see what she does.

Let's go, team!

♪ Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage ♪

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Right on time.

It seems like you've got quite a chill there.

I want you to meet my latest creation,

the Giant Robotic Penguin

Icy-Freeze-Your-Socks-Off Breathinator... thingy.

First, I will unleash my giant penguins at the fair today

so they may begin freezing the entire city!

Then I will sell all the citizens of Danville

my organic, yet highly addictive

Doof brand hot chocolate.

Because, you know, who doesn't enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate

when it's so cold out?

The first cup will be free, of course,

but then the second...

will also be free, but then the third

will cost a million dollars!

That way, I only have to sell three,

and I will already be a millionaire.

So, Perry the platypus, as they say in Mexico,

dos vidaniya.

Down there, that's two "vidaniyas."

She's headed for the Bowl-A-Rama.

You know, dear, Candace hasn't called.

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure the kids are having a ball.

Ooh! That's gotta hurt.

Oh, no!

So where does this lead?

Huh. Heck if I know.

Ferb, the map of Danville's underground.

Looks like she's headed downtown.

[Candace] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[sighs] Oh, good. It stopped.

Wait!

[train whistle]

Go, go, go, go, go!

That's one big bowling ball, Bob.

You betcha, Barry.

Here she comes.

[Buford and Baljeet] Go, Candace!

[Buford] There she goes.

[Phineas]All right, guys. To Seventh Street.

[rock music playing]

-Go, Candace! -[Isabella]Go! Go!

[dinging]

Hey, Baljeet,

what's the world record for the largest pinball machine?

I am not sure, but I know we can beat it.

OK, everybody,

split up, and let's keep her in play until we get to the fair.

♪ Pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

-♪ Pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪ -[Candace] Aah! Aah!

♪ Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Put your quarter in and take me for a spin ♪

♪ But you gotta pull the lever back before we begin ♪

♪ We'll take the trip for two around the table ♪

♪ Before we drop ♪

[ding]

I'm out of control!

♪ Keep your fingers on the flippers and your eye on the ball ♪

♪ We'll be bouncing off the bumpers ♪

♪ And bangin' off the walls ♪

♪ Gonna run the score up so high ♪

♪ You'd think your ears are gonna pop ♪

[ding]

♪ And we ain't never gonna tilt ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby, that's not the way we will ♪

♪ We're gonna pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Pin, pin, pin, pinballin' along ♪

Aah! Aah! Aah!

♪ Pinballin' along ♪

♪ Pinballin' along ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Pinballin' ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

Way to keep it goin', Ferb.

Oop, better luck next time, little man.

Isabella, darlin'!

Set me up, Shady Joe. I'm feelin' lucky.

Oh, that's my girl. You give it your best shot.

[bowling ball rolling]

[sound of pins crashing]

Help yourself to anything from the top shelf.

[announcer] Welcome, Danvillians,

to the World's Most Pointless Records Awards.

Let's meet some of our record holders.

Here we have Cletus with the world's hairiest pig.

Next to him is Margaret with the world's stinkiest cheese.

And finally, we got little Timmy holding the world's fattest gerbil.

Let's have a big round of applause

for the most pointless world-record winners!

-[scattered clapping] -[Phineas] Wait!

We've got two more world's most pointless records for our own!

Well, then, step right up, sonny,

and tell everybody what they are.

Our first entry is for the world's largest bowling ball,

and the other is for the world's largest game of pinball.

Wow! Well, let's see 'em.

Wait for it.

[dinging]

Looks like we have two more world's most pointless records!

[gasps]Wait. Two records in one day?

That's another world record!

To the fair, my pets,

where the freezing of the Tri-State Area will begin!

Wait. Wait, what is that?

A giant bowling ball?

Aah!

[Doofenshmirtz and Candace screaming]

[Candace screaming]

Oh, Candace, you made it.

I was thinking you weren't gonna show.

Although, you know, usually we get on at the bottom.

We'd especially like to thank our sister Candace.

We couldn't have done it without you, sis!

You know, your brothers are all right.

Hey, are you OK?

Oh, afraid of heights.

Don't worry, I got ya.

How about you, Perry?

Is there anything you'd like to add?

[chatters]

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, step right up!

It's only a dollar to see the mysterious penguin man.

Is he man? Is he penguin?

Or perhaps some logic-defying amalgam of man and penguin?

A manguin, if you will.

I used to have goals.

[Doofenshmirtz] They were evil goals, but they were goals.