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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe... ♪
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♪ Building a rocket ♪
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♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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-♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
-It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent ♪
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-♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
-Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
A whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all ♪
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
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♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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I can't believe you guys dragged me
all the way over here for this.
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[sighs] Well, at least
there's hunky guys in skirts.
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Guys, come and look at this.
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This is an actual replica
of an artist's interpretation
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of what some random guy
of no significance believed
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that the chariot of Asparagus
might have looked like.
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And this is Asparagus,
the greatest warrior in all of Greece.
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With this golden chariot,
he would win every race.
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And here he is defeating the Minotaur,
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a creature that's half-man, half-bull.
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Asparagus defeated him
using the head of Medusa,
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a creature so ugly
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she could turn people
to stone with just one look.
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[Phineas] Kinda reminds me of Candace.
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It does not look like me!
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I know what we're gonna do today.
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We're gonna have our own
chariot race like--
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Hey, where's Perry?
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[Monogram] Psst. Psst.
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Agent P, over here.
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Sorry to disturb you at the museum.
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We've just been informed
that Doofenshmirtz has created a machine
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to rid the world of platypuses.
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Uh, platypi?
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Platypeople? Whatever.
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We've tracked Doofenshmirtz
to the old abandoned movie house.
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So get going
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and don't look up my skirt.
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[Phineas] OK,
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the race will start here at home,
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and through the streets of Danville,
and over to the park.
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From there we make our way
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past Paul Bunyan's Pancake House...
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[man] ♪ Paul Bunyan's,
where the food is good ♪
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But not too good, eh?
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...and finish at the steps of the museum.
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Hey, boys, whatcha doin'?
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Just mapping out our route
for the big chariot race we're gonna have.
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Oh, excellent.
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Well it's good to see you boys
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taking an interest in Greek mythology.
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I'm doing the same.
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I've got over 12 hours
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of gladiator movies here I wanna watch.
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-Nice hat, Mr. Flynn.
-Thank you, Isabella.
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It's my movie-watching hat.
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Isabella,
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we're gonna have
the greatest race in history,
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complete with helmets and armor
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and super-cool chariots with horses.
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Spread the word! Spread the word!
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-[Isabella] Wait! At what time?
-[Phineas] In about an hour or so.
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-[Isabella] Where's it gonna be?
-[Phineas] Here.
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-[Isabella] Who am I telling again?
-[Phineas] Just spread the word.
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Oh, and tell them to bring gladiator gear.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater ♪
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[Doofenshmirtz] Comfy, Perry the Platypus?
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I've prepared
something special just for you.
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You see, until now, every attempt
to eradicate you has been foiled.
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-Then I came across a--
-[slurping]
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Excuse me. Who are you
and what are you doing here?
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I bought a ticket to see this movie.
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[sighs] OK, just roll the film.
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Who is the enemy of the platypuses?
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Or platypi, or platypeople? Or...
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well, you know what I mean.
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The platypus is one
of our greatest friends in nature,
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a humble but key component
in Mother Nature's delicate cycle of life.
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But as of late, worldwide populations
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have been declining to near endangerment.
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But why?
Who is the enemy of the platypuses?
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Or... well, you know what I mean.
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This is the best platypus movie
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I have ever seen.
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Historically the enemies
of the platypus were well known.
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The poisonous swamp viper,
the snaggletooth badger,
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and duplicating imitable stunts
seen on television.
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But there is a new enemy
of the platypus,
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one whose tireless development
paves over the platypus's woodland homes.
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The greatest enemy of the platypus...
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is man.
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[cheerful voice] Hi there.
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Ah, you see, Perry the Platypus?
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For years I've been trying
to rid myself of you
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with traps and bombs and poisonous gas
and...
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automatic tennis ball machines.
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I... I don't even know
what I was thinking back then.
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But now I have the ultimate
platypus elimination weapon.
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Perry the Platypus,
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recoil in horror at my new creation!
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A giant... killer... robot... man.
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My name is Norm.
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[Norm] The enemy of the platypus is man.
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[evil laugh]
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This is awesome.
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I did not know this movie was in 3-D.
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[Norm] Please, stop running.
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[Norm] Perhaps we could
discuss our differences over coffee.
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OK, we're all set. Let's meet our racers.
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In the first chariot is us.
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Then we got Isabella
and the Fireside Girls,
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Buford and Baljeet,
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and we have one for Candace, too,
if she ever shows up.
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Here are the maps for everyone.
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The first chariot
to reach the museum wins.
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Any questions?
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Um, yes.
Should we not establish the rules first?
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This is a chariot race.
There are no rules.
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No rules? Well, if those are the rules...
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Hey, you!
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You're goin' down!
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But we're on the same team.
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Then you're goin' down with me.
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Each chariot will be pulled
by a rocking horse
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Ferb souped up with a lawnmower engine.
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Phineas, just what
do you think you're doing?
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Candace, great! You're right on time!
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Check out this cool-lookin'
helmet we made for you!
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And we built you your own chariot
that looks just like you.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
I do not have wheels!
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To the winner of this race,
I offer the spoils of the empire.
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Dad, they're racing chariots.
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Yes, that scene's just starting.
Come in and sit down.
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-Come on, Candace.
-Dad.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want some?
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[groans] That'sit. I'll stop this myself.
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At your ready, get set... go!
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OK, you two,
I've had enough of this-- Awe.
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Hey!
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-[engine starts]
-Aah!
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Dad!
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Oh, now where'd she go?
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She's gonna miss all the action.
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[Candace screaming]
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Looks like Candace made it after all.
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Lookin' good, Candace!
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♪ I got a motorized nag
takin' me for a drag ♪
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♪ Leave the others far behind ♪
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♪ Baby, I ain't braggin',
my anachronistic wagon's ♪
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♪ Two millennia ahead of its time ♪
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♪ Talkin' 'bout my chariot ♪
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♪ No, it's not street legal,
but it gets me where I wanna go ♪
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♪ Climb aboard my chariot ♪
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♪ When they hear me come a-rumblin',
then everybody wants to know ♪
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♪ "Where'd you get that chariot?" ♪
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♪ I don't need no oracle
to tell me how good it feels ♪
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♪ To throw a full-tilt coliseum
killer toga party on wheels ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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Remind me... why did we
put spikes on Buford's chariot?
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[laughs]
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Reckless endangerment,
disrupting traffic...
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Ew, they are so busted.
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And a bowling ball catapult?
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I mean, what were we thinking?
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Ah! My phone!
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Why'd we give them all the cool stuff?
What do we have?
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Cup holders? Sweet.
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Now we're cookin'.
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The girls are still gaining!
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Failure is not an option for me,
my husky friend.
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Well, use your head
and think of something, genius!
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Exactly! Use my head!
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-[Buford laughs]
-That is right!
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Eat sparks, my opponents!
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Ferb, do you smell something burning?
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An unconventional way to use my head, yes,
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but an effective one!
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We should do this more often!
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OK, girls, star formation!
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♪ ...yeah ♪
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-[Candace screaming]
-Sorry. No rules.
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-Now what?
-Have to use your head again.
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[Baljeet] Aieeee!
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Hey, get back on your own chariot.
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♪ Yeah, talkin' 'bout my chariot ♪
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♪ A hundred horsepower
and two big wheels of fun ♪
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♪ Climb aboard my chariot ♪
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♪ You can be my second
'cause I'm gladiator number one ♪
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♪ Get a load of my chariot ♪
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♪ Always go full throttle,
ask anybody and they'll say
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♪ If you see me a-comin' ♪
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♪ Then you better get outta my way ♪
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We should be coming up on Paul Bunyan's.
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♪ Paul Bunyan's, where the food is good ♪
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But not too good, eh?
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[Phineas]Oh, there it is!
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Are those slacks new?
They make you look slimmer.
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Honey, have you seen my keys?
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[Candace screaming]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Look, it's Perry.
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I gotcha!
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Where you been?
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What is that?
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It's half man, half bull.
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It's the Minotaur!
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My name is Norm!
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It's Norm the Minotaur! Hit it, Ferb.
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[Norm] Wait! Come back!
You can borrow my rake.
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[Candace screaming]
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Candace has the lead. Go, Candace!
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Somebody help me!
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See? I knew she'd love it.
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Let's invite our wives next time.
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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Candace wins!
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[Candace screaming]
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[Candace screaming]
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[Phineas] That was
the coolest rocking-horse
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mower-pulled chariot Minotaur chase ever!
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[Candace] Oh! Oh, uh.
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Gross.
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[crowd] Phin-e-as and Ferb!
Phin-e-as and Ferb!
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[Candace] Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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You can't just tear up the town
with your chariots
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and expect to get away with it.
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When Mom and Dad find out about this--
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Candace...
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[Norm] The enemy of the platypus is man.
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Listen, pal, you stay out of this.
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She turned him to stone!
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I did what?
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[kids creaming] Don't look at me!
It's Medusa!
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00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,315
Doh, that's it. I'm outta here.
250
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,650
Wait, Candace!
251
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,610
Norm! Oh, no, Norm.
252
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,778
What did he do to you?
253
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,155
Did the bad little platypus
switch you off?
254
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:56,782
I'll fix that.
255
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,825
My name is Norm.
256
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,202
See? All you needed was a reboot.
257
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,287
Wait. What is this?
258
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,872
What happened to all the lights?
259
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,208
Wait, wait, it's coming loose.
I think I can get it off.
260
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,127
The enemy of the platypus is man.
261
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,588
Ooh. Oh, well,nowit's stuck.
262
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:15,050
Aah! Somebody help me!
263
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,052
[Norm] Secretly, I'm very lonely.
264
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,179
Just wait until Mom finds out about this.
265
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,138
Candace...
266
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:23,016
looks like we owe you
a big thanks for defeating the Minotaur.
267
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,686
Who knew you had the power
to turn men to stone?
268
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,187
That is so not true.
269
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,231
Who ever heard of something as silly
270
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,109
as turning someone to stooo...ne?
271
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,902
No! No, it can't be!
272
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,321
Aah! I did it again.
273
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,992
Don't look at me. Ah!
I'm a monster. Ah!
274
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,910
[Candace] Make it stop!
[screams]
275
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,037
It's OK, Ferb. She's gone.
You can look now.
276
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,747
No. Not taking any chances.
277
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,040
[growling noise]
278
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,584
Hey, look, there's Perry.
279
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:49,793
Still not looking.
280
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,881
Mooooooom!
281
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,049
Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look!
282
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,134
They've done it again.
283
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,011
Just let me drop off the groceries.
284
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,221
[carnival music]
285
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,891
This was the best ride ever, guys.
286
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,560
[Russian accent] Ohh,
that was very fabulous ride.
287
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,229
Now can you send us back
to space station, perhaps?
288
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,940
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
289
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:16,945
Look, look, look!
290
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:21,116
OK, tell me you don't see a giant,
enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
291
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,745
All right, I don't see a giant,
enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
292
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,080
-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, kids.
293
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,916
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
294
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,709
Why don't you come in for snacks?
295
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,252
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
296
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,545
Oh, there you are, Perry.
297
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,880
And Ferb says...
298
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,216
You know, gladiators were Roman,
not Greek.
299
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,927
[sighs]It's always the same thing
every day.
300
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,678
The same insane routine.
301
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,972
My life is like a bad sitcom.
302
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,182
[man on TV] Do you live
in the Danville area
303
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,642
and want to bust your brothers?
304
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,977
Then call now and you can be
on the next episode of...
305
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,812
-"Bust 'Em!"
-Yes, yes!
306
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,898
♪ When you're bothered by your brothers ♪
307
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,191
♪ And you can't convince your mother ♪
308
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,193
♪ And you don't think
You can take another day ♪
309
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,320
♪ Don't swear 'cause they
Got your back against the wall ♪
310
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,905
♪ And you think you've tried it all ♪
311
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,156
♪ There's a number you should call ♪
312
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,783
♪ To throw them underneath a bus ♪
313
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:07,204
♪ Just leave the busting to us ♪
314
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,580
Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em!
315
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:09,915
Operators are standing by.
316
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,001
Hello, "Bust 'Em"?
Do I have a show for you.
317
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,837
Bright, sunny and clear.
318
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,214
Yep, it's gonna be a hot one.
319
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,258
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
320
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,009
Well, I'm off to my cooking class.
321
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,344
You kids keep cool today.
322
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,764
Oh, good.
Our stuff is here. Already?
323
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:27,933
Yeah, well...
324
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,726
OK, OK.
325
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,813
You guys keep doing
whatever it is you guys do.
326
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,274
That seemed oddly out of character.
327
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,025
Hey, where's Perry?
328
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,070
♪ Perry ♪
329
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,031
[spy theme]
330
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,618
Morning, Agent P.
331
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,704
It's a beautiful day
in the Tri-State Area,
332
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,583
just the kind of day that makes
Dr. Doofenshmirtz a little verklempt.
333
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,334
That's why your mission is...
334
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,046
Sky... weather... rain... Doofenshmirtz.
335
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,175
Uh, we're breaking up.
Let me call you on a land line.
336
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,551
[telephone rings]
337
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:07,222
[Monogram] So, just to recap...
sky, weather, rain, Doofenshmirtz.
338
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,057
-[Lulu] Are you Candace?
-Yes.
339
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,893
Get in. We're from the TV show.
340
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,770
My name is Lulu Jones,
and this is my assistant, Fifi.
341
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,980
-Hi there.
-So...
342
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,648
you really think you can bust my brothers?
343
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,942
[sarcastic laugh] You're so cute.
Isn't she cute, Fifi?
344
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,028
Oh, yes, she is.
[fake laugh]
345
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,614
You see, Candace,
busting is my middle name.
346
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,116
It's my actual middle name,
Lulu "Busting" Jones.
347
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,659
I was born for this job.
348
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,704
But you have no idea
what my brothers are capable of.
349
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,289
Believe me, I know.
350
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,832
That's why I created this show.
351
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,709
My brothers used to drive me crazy.
352
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,837
Let me tell you a story,
the story of "BUST" and "THEM."
353
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,340
"BUST" fights "THEM",
but "THEM" fights right back.
354
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,633
It's the age-old struggle,
355
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,343
but in the end "THEM" wins-- always wins.
356
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,762
No, I'm sorry. Wait, uh. "BUST"...
[nervous laugh]
357
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,597
"BUST" always wins. That's... it.
358
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,098
Yes, Bust Them. [laughs]
359
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,308
The point is, I feel your pain.
360
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,602
Mom never believed they were the ones
breaking the plates
361
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,603
or scratching the records.
362
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,856
Um, uh, my brothers don't break plates
or scratch records.
363
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,067
Well, whatever they're doing,
we'll get them.
364
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,070
Our crew has planted cameras covering
every square inch of your backyard.
365
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,572
Basically, if a squirrel breaks wind,
we'll have it on tape.
366
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,824
Fifi, none of these cameras
seem to be working.
367
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,661
Actually, I think camera number eight
is working fine.
368
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:11,954
[breaks wind]
369
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,998
So... your show must be
pretty popular, huh?
370
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,166
Well... not really.
371
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,710
I mean, we're having
some problems with our ratings right now.
372
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,796
Our station manager
is threatening to pull the plug, you know.
373
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,756
But with an episode like this one,
it'll never happen.
374
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,341
-Come on, gimme one.
-One what?
375
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,760
A "Bust 'em!" Gimme a "Bust 'em."
376
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:27,719
Come on!
377
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,596
[both] Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em!
378
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,015
Well, you know,
they must be done by now anyway.
379
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,726
-Done with what?
-I don't know. It's different every day.
380
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,061
Come on, I'll show you.
381
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,315
So where is this thing
I'm supposed to film?
382
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,278
So, what do you think?
383
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:48,740
[squeaks] I think we finally have
our very special episode!
384
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,034
[Phineas] Hey, Candace,
what do you think of the water slide?
385
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:55,205
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
386
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,876
Ha-ha! Oh-ho, Perry the Platypus.
[crash]
387
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:02,880
I can't believe you fell
for that old fake window trick.
388
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,173
Ha-ha-ha. Whoo!
389
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,299
[crash]
390
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:06,925
Wait a second. How did you--
391
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,219
[gasps]Oh, I can't believe
392
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:12,264
I fell
for the old fake Perry the Platypus bit.
393
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,099
That was pretty good, Perry the Platypus.
394
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,726
I gotta give you props on that one.
395
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,146
I know, I know.
You're wondering about the hat, right?
396
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,273
It's part of my new magic kit.
397
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,068
Ever since the seventh grade,
I have wanted to be a magician.
398
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,321
But it was a pretty tough road.
399
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,786
Hey, wait.
Where-- Where's Bobo the rabbit?
400
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,080
[audience laughs]
401
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,131
[grunts]
402
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,343
Can somebody please get me out of this?
403
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,012
Anyone? Hello?
404
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:58,310
But I guess my dreams faded
into sepia tone somewhere along the way.
405
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,604
Oh, Perry the Platypus,
your shoes are untied.
406
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:02,856
Psych!
407
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:03,774
Before you go,
408
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:08,612
I'd like to introduce you to
the Gloominator 3000... inator.
409
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,571
[knocking]
410
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,198
Hmm? What's that?
411
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,575
Could it be Morse code for
412
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,036
"That evil gadget looks
so manly and threatening.
413
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,663
What on Earth does it do?"
414
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,040
All right, I'll tell you.
Sheesh, stop bugging me.
415
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:24,294
With this I will launch thousands
of weather pellets into the atmosphere,
416
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:30,175
thereby plunging the Tri-State Area
into a new ice age!
417
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,719
But before I do that,
418
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,640
I shall finally make
Perry the Platypus disappear!
419
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,641
Voila!
420
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,977
Ha-ha. It really worked.
421
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,729
Maybe I should have stuck
with the magic business, hmm?
422
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:43,897
Hey, Candace...
423
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,566
wanna join our maiden voyage?
424
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,608
I'm not gonna be a guinea pig
425
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,527
-for one of your harebrained--
-Candace, wait.
426
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,321
We need you to get on that ride
with this secret hidden camera.
427
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:55,075
Now go get that footage
and leave the busting to us!
428
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:55,993
Everybody ready?
429
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,328
Make sure your life vests
are securely fastened
430
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,663
and in case we capsize,
431
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,707
your seat cushions
can function as a headstone.
432
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,668
-Oh, you don't want to get this wet.
-[stammering] But...
433
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,216
Come on, Candace,
that wasn't too bad, was it?
434
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:12,926
Actually, that was kinda--
435
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,136
[all scream]
436
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,890
[gasps] That's it.
437
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,308
It's over, right?
438
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:20,642
[laughs]
439
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:23,187
♪ Summer, I love summer ♪
440
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,230
♪ We like summertime ♪
[Candace screeaming]
441
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,149
♪ Summer ♪
442
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:31,820
♪ Every 86,400 seconds that pass ♪
443
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,657
♪ Gotta make summer last ♪
444
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,749
-You wanna go again?
-Are you crazy?
445
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,834
Oh, she'd love to!
[fake laugh]
446
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,836
We need that footage
if you wanna bust 'em.
447
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,797
We disguised the camera
this time. Don't lose it.
448
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,557
[Doofenshmirtz laughs]
449
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,311
Now let's test my
Gloominator 3000-inator.
450
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,980
A couple of these ought to be enough.
Let's see.
451
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,565
Whoo-hoo!
452
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,650
Look at them go!
453
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:16,240
Perfect. Now for the real thing.
454
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,077
Hmm. Maybe I can squeeze
a few more in there. Lemme see.
455
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,162
Perry the Platypus?
456
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,582
Bobo the rabbit.
457
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,544
Do you know that I've been looking for you
since the seventh grade?
458
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,003
[sound of gun cocking]
459
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,714
Ah!
460
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,928
I can't believe you spent
our entire life savings on a bunny farm
461
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,013
and forgot to buy any bunnies.
462
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,140
-But, dear, I...
-I mean, what did ya think,
463
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,601
rabbits were just gonna fall
outta the sky?
464
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,234
Looks like somebody owes me an apology.
465
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,318
[wife] Touché.
466
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,028
[Doofenshmirtz coughs and laughs]
467
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,198
[Candace] So, Lulu...
468
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,993
-did we get enough footage?
-Did we ever!
469
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,996
Now we need you to call your mom
470
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,747
for the big confrontation scene,
471
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,750
and I'll call the station manager.
472
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,587
-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, Candace. What took you so long?
473
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,297
Just get over here as soon as you can.
474
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,883
This time, it's gonna be different.
475
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,719
Sir, you should come over here right away.
476
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,221
This will be our best show ever,
I guarantee it!
477
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,768
Hey, that evil scientist
just stole my bike.
478
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:31,023
Hey, that nice duck just gave me 20 bucks
for my skateboard.
479
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,983
Ooh, this is great!
480
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,903
I can smell that second season pickup.
481
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,738
What was that?
482
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993
-[Candace] My mom is here.
-[Lulu] My station manager is here.
483
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,703
Candace, what's going on?
484
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,830
Who are these people? Could you please.
485
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,624
Mom, Mom, we're gonna be on TV.
486
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,709
I can finally prove everything.
487
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,586
I'm talking about
ratings dynamite here, sir.
488
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,755
Tell me that's not ratings dynamite!
489
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:56,840
That's not ratings dynamite.
490
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,258
That's a suburban backyard.
491
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,136
But I have-- I'm sorry,
I don't understand. What?
492
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,804
Where is everything?!
493
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,556
Welcome to my world.
494
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,099
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
495
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,101
The videotapes!
All the proof is still in the van!
496
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:09,811
Come on, give me a "Bust 'em."
497
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,230
[both] Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em!
498
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,816
-You get that a lot?
-Pretty much every day around here.
499
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,027
It's in the van, it's in the van...
500
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,029
I don't think I could take this every day.
501
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:19,947
You get used to it.
502
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,783
The van. Where is the van?
503
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,034
[Doofenshmirtz laughs]
504
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,286
So nice of them to leave the keys inside.
505
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,209
That's what you get
for being the good guy.
506
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,294
You have to stop
at all the traffic signals.
507
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,673
[Doofenshmirtz laughs]
Uh, oh, no, what is this?
508
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,051
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
509
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,845
So, kids, keepin' cool today?
510
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,555
-Hi, Mom.
-[Phineas] Hi, Mom.
511
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,057
-Oh, there you are, Perry.
-[Phineas] Oh, there you are, Perry.
512
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,851
And Ferb says...
513
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,728
And that is why I will never
wear suspenders in public.
514
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,771
And now for some snacks.
515
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,731
Why don't you kids
come inside for some pie?
516
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,108
Yeah, I'll take some pie.
517
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,735
Now you understand my pain.
518
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:00,153
Want some pie?
519
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,824
[Doofenshmirtz] I'm getting dizzy.
520
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,326
Maybe I'm supposed to turn into a skid.
521
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,245
Whoooooa!
522
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,582
I can't believe you sold
our lucrative bunny farm
523
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,125
and bought a van rental place,
524
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,085
and you didn't buy a single van!
525
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,212
[incoming whistle]
526
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,800
Not one word.
527
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:22,885
[crash]
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