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♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Hey, Ferb.

[Phineas] Have you seen bolt number 473?

OK, it's still here. Oh, come on, Mom!

We're really coming down to the wire on this one.

-[slam] -Mom!

Oh, great and magical being who make all things

magically vanish before Mom sees them. Knock it off!

Thanks, Vivian.

See you Tuesday for totem pole carving.

Mom! Mom! Quick! Mom! Look! Before it disappears!

Well, if it isn't the welcoming committee from--

No time for dry, witty remarks!

Must move! Move, move, move, move! Move, move, move, move!

Don't you get tired of this?

-What do you mean? -The same old routine every day.

Doesn't it ever get, um, I don't know, boring?

You know what? You're right.

I guess it has gotten a little old. I just get so frustrated.

I always come so close to busting Phineas and Ferb,

but it ends the same way every single time.

I look and say there's a massive "thing"

Phineas and Ferb built right in front of me,

but every time you look, you always say...

I... see it.

There it is. "I see it." Right on cue. Wait, what? Come again?

I see it!

-You mean you see my point? -No, Candace.

-I see that! -[beeping]

-[gasps] You do? -How could I miss it?

[stuttering] But I don't understand. How the...

Or who the... B-But... What the...

Hi, Mom! Check it out! The Flying Car of the Future, Today!

-Is that my... car? -She sees the car, too!

The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right.

[Linda] Phineas! Ferb! Get down here this instant!

[Phineas] OK, Mom, be right down.

Oh, there you are, Perry. So, what do you think, Mom?

-Pretty cool, huh? -Cool?

This is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen!

Don't worry, we were safe.

Ferb invented a new invisible helmet head system.

"When life's never dull, wear a hull for your skull."

How dare you do all this without permission!

But all our building permits are in order.

I mean my permission.

This morning I asked you if we could modify our car to make it fly.

I was talking about your toy car!

How could you possibly think I meant my station wagon?

You are in so much trouble, young man!

But... we do this sort of thing every day.

-What! -See, Mom?

I told you... but you never listened.

But I...

Mom, Phineas and Ferb built a rollercoaster!

Phineas and Ferb are one-hit wonders?

Phineas and Ferb carved my face into Mount Rushmore!

Phineas and Ferb are driving cattle.

Phineas and Ferb built a giant tree house robot...

...are promoting a boxing match... ...built a beach in the backyard...

...built a time machine... ...built a ski resort!

...are directing a movie... ...built a haunted house...

...built a giant sundae maker... ...are getting the band back together...

Phineas and Ferb are in my large intestine!

Oh, Candace. All the times I called you delusional

and mocked you to my friends behind your back,

all those journals I've filled with an eye towards stand-up comedy...

but you were telling the truth! I'm so sorry!

You're the best daughter any mother could dream of having.

Finally, you realize that!

Well, what's all this yelling about?

Oh, my word! That is impressive.

Did you know about this?

Well, I-I... I-I... uh... No.

What are you gonna do to them?

No TV for a month? Or they have to serve me for a year.

[gasps] How about confiscating their toolbox?

I know! Take away their seats on the city council!

You have seats on the city council?

We rotate out with the board of selectmen.

Well, some punishment may be in order, but, look, there's no harm done really.

Hey, look, Ferb, here's bolt number 473.

[Phineas] I hope that wasn't important.

Well, at least the self-parking works.

[Candace giggling]

[sad music]

I'm sorry, but this is really for your own good.

We need you both to understand that what you've been doing

is way too dangerous.

I'd never be able to live with myself if you got hurt.

We were wearing helmets.

Don't worry. Your boys will be in good hands.

As you can see from our realistically illustrated brochure,

the Smile Away Reformatory offers a serene, peaceful environment

in which safety, discipline and responsibility are encouraged.

Your boys will be whipped into shape in no time.

Well, I'll be honest, Ferb. I didn't see this coming.

Baljeet? What are you doing here?

Well, I got kicked out of summer school because my grades were too high.

But then I heard about this place!

Sure, they break you down and strip you of your identity,

but school is school.

Bye, boys! See you at the end of summer!

Yes! I actually busted Phineas and Ferb!

[sighs] This is the happiest moment of my life!

Whoo-hoo! I'm finally free!

♪ The sun is up, the sky is blue ♪

♪ I can do whatever I want to ♪

♪ 'Cause there's nothing in my way ♪

♪ My new life starts today ♪

♪ I used to fret and worry so Now I never felt so free ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm living the good life 'Cause I'm living a good life ♪

♪ It's the life for me ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm living the good life, The life's for me ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm living the good life, The life's for me ♪

That doesn't look like the brochure.

[squealing]

I was too excited to wait. I shaved last night!

Just call me Bald-jeet! Ha ha. Get it? "Bald-jeet"?

OK, listen up, maggots!

[mockingly] You are here because your parents are worried about you.

Now, the way I see it, the root of all children's problems

is unacceptable levels of imagination, fun, creativity

and unbridled enthusiasm!

Don't you eyeball me!

Our goal at this school is to crush the dangerous elements inside you

and replace them with structure, order, discipline

-and conformity. -[drilling]

What?

Whatcha doin'?

Oh, a few simple modifications. We call it the "Ferris bed."

It makes trading off

-fair, simple and fun. -[carousel music]

...as well as giving easy access to the top bunk.

All at the push of a button. Pretty cool, huh?

You know, this is a very inefficient way to clean a bathroom.

That's the idea! Now, make it shine!

[funky jazz]

And no funky rhythms!

I thought it had more of a free-form jazz vibe.

Huh. Well, you can't please everybody.

Oh! Ow-ow!

-What did you do? -I tripped over Ferb's old toolbox.

Well, do you wanna go horseback riding?

What's your hurry? Let's relax for a little while.

You know, with Phineas and Ferb gone,

I've had a blast doing things I wanted to do.

But it's strange. I kind of miss the little guys.

It's as if there was a whole other side to our relationship

that I never noticed before.

♪ Little brother ♪

♪ I remember when you first came home ♪

♪ Then came another ♪

♪ Little brother of our own ♪

♪ Even when you break my toys ♪

♪ You will always be my Little brothers ♪

♪ 'Cause you're younger ♪

♪ We're related and you're boys ♪

♪ Even when you're making Too much noise ♪

♪ You will always be my Little brothers ♪

♪ 'Cause your younger We're related and you're boys ♪

♪ Little brothers ♪

♪ Little brothers ♪

♪ Little brothers ♪

Uh, Stace, you're kind of bumming me out with the song there.

You know, you finally have everything you ever wanted.

Call me when you get over it.

OK?

Maybe a little TV will take my mind off things.

[Morty] Today on The Morty Williams Show,

"My Kid Is Bad, and I Want to Blame Others!"

We'll go inside the nation's toughest reformatory school,

where free-thinking children undergo complete personality re-programming

and have all the creativity and imagination sucked right out of them.

They are forced to think inside the box.

Wait a second. They don't belong in a place like that.

-I know what I have to do. -[Jeremy] Hey, Candace.

Jeremy? How did you get in here?

There's a huge gaping hole in the side of your house.

Oh, yeah, well, Phineas and Ferb

would've usually fixed that by now.

You wanna go horseback riding?

Would you stop already with the horses?

Jeremy! I know what I'm gonna do today!

I'm gonna bust my brothers...

Didn't you already do that?

Out! Bust my brothers out!

Cool! I always liked your brothers. I'm coming with you.

[gasps] You mean, like a date?

Yeah. A weird sort of prison-break kind of date. Ha ha.

[recorded female voice] Age inappropriate building is

unsafe and irresponsible.

Good boys don't make anything but their sisters happy.

Creative acts are imitatible and dangerous.

Using your imagination is morally wrong.

The book was so much better.

[Linda] Hmm. It's a letter from the board of selectmen.

The city council is proposing a millage to cover the overage

from last quarter, and they need Phineas and Ferb's input.

[sighs] Perhaps we were a bit hard on them.

Yeah, they really did believe they had permission.

I suppose it was all a big misunderstanding.

Well, let's go get 'em, shall we?

We can take the Flying Car of the Future, Today.

Weren't you supposed to get that changed back to normal?

Yes, yes, but you must admit, it's pretty cool!

-Yeah, it's pretty cool. -[beep]

Hey, where's the Flying Car of the Future, Today?

Ah!

Sorry.

The Flying Car of the Future, Today... is pulling a bit to the right.

Are you kidding? This is the best day ever.

[screaming, laughing]

[Candace and Jeremy screaming]

Maybe we should walk the rest of the way.

♪ I woke up this morning, And the world was gray ♪

♪ Hadn't seen the sun Since they hauled me away ♪

♪ The boss man says There's no use in tryin' ♪

♪ He won't let me color Outside of the lines ♪

♪ Got these chains on me And they're draggin' me down ♪

♪ Got these chains on me Hear that clankin' sound? ♪

♪ Got these chains on me Mister, hear my song ♪

♪ Don't say imagination is morally wrong ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Drink of water, boss? ♪

[shrieking]

♪ As long as I've been here I got nothin' to show ♪

♪ Try to make somethin', But the boss says no ♪

♪ Wanna be creative But the man won't hear it ♪

♪ That big boss man, He's tryin' to crush my spirit ♪

♪ Got these chains on me They won't let me fly ♪

♪ Got these chains on me Won't tell me why ♪

♪ Got these chains on me Mister, hear my song ♪

♪ Don't say imagination is morally wrong ♪

♪ No, they won't let us dance Or bang that gong ♪

♪ 'Cause they say imagination Is morally wrong ♪

Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

[sergeant] No.

Hey, Ferb, I know what we're...

-gonna do today. -No.

-Hey... Ferb... -No... no...

-I... uh... know... -No... no... no...

-What... -No... no... no... no, no!

[shivering] Hey, F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F...

[laughs] Yes. I've finally broken them.

-You OK, Candace? -No, I'm trudging.

I never knew people actually trudged.

Look, we're here.

What do you want?

Um... uh, hi. Yeah, I'm here for my brothers, Phineas and Ferb.

They don't graduate till the end of the summer. Get lost.

So much for the direct approach.

It's time we tried it Phineas and Ferb style.

Is this gonna work?

It's just like the Trojan horse from history class.

They'll accept this as a gift, then after everyone falls asleep,

we'll jump out and rescue Phineas and Ferb.

You two again? I thought I told you to get lost!

Maybe we gotta think bigger.

Wow, what a thoughtful gift.

Too bad I don't have room for you, handsome.

I'm gonna have to get a bigger yard.

[whispers] Now's our chance.

[guitar solo]

Yes! We did i--

Oh, what is this, hair? Gross!

I bet you regret coming along with me now, huh?

Actually, I'm kinda havin' fun. You know, crazy, prison-break kinda fun.

And, ew! Look at this.

"Baljeet's summer wig. Store at room temperature"?

Huh? The Morty Williams Show?

Wait a second. I've got a plan. It's foolproof!

[deep voice] Yes. Clearly I'm Morty Williams,

and I'm back to do another segment.

Hey, aren't you a little... female to be Morty Williams?

Uh, well, you know what they say. The camera adds... masculinity.

Great. Well, come on in, Morty.

We're doing a follow-up show on Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.

My biggest success stories. Right this way.

Ah, Phineas and Ferb. Such curious and self-reliant children.

So fun-loving, imaginative and creative.

Fortunately, we got to them just in time. See for yourself.

Flynn, Fletcher, fall in!

You see, here at the Smile Away Reformatory, our motto is,

"It's structure, order and discipline today,

so tomorrow it's Smile Away."

Our methods have been proven 100% effective since...

[whispers] Guys, it's me, Candace.

We've come to bust you out of here. Now's our chance. Run!

[Candace] Just testing.

Wow, you've done a great job of turning them into, uh, that.

Yes. Yes, we have.

Uh, yeah, I-I think we should really get some more footage of you!

-Oh, really? -[Candace] Oh, yeah.

You've got... "it," mister.

So, uh, let's see. Uh, close your eyes.

-Uh, like this? -Yes!

Now stick your fingers in your ears.

Perfect! Now go. [scatting]

Well, OK.

[scat singing]

The lights are all wrong. Go inside the janitor's closet.

And... action!

Come on, guys, we can escape now!

[robotic voice] Escaping is wrong, and wrongness is bad.

We don't have time for this. Grab 'em!

Why is Morty Williams running off with our children?

I don't know.

[alarms wailing]

[sergeant] Attention, all personnel.

Two students have escaped with the help of Morty Williams,

-syndicated daytime talk show host. -[dogs barking]

Weekday mornings. Check local listings for time and channel.

Come on, this way!

Yep, it's time to go back inside the Smile Away Reformatory School

for more footage.

Those zombified brats are making me one rich--

-[shouting] -[dogs barking]

[barking continues]

[gasps] I've got to buy us some time.

It's Morty Williams! Get him!

-Oh! Ow! -Ow!

Hey, wait a minute. Look. They tricked us.

-Get him! It's Morty Williams! -[dogs barking]

Get him!

We made it!

Okay, guys, this is your department. Fix the car, quick!

[robotic voice] Age-inappropriate building

is unsafe and irresponsible.

-[barking] -Uh, Candace?

You don't have to build anything. Just figure out how to fix it!

I'm getting your toolbox. See? Your tools.

[thud] [car alarm wailing]

A bridge! You can build a bridge across the ravine!

Good boys don't make anything but their sisters happy.

Great, great. Make me happy.

Put on your helmet head systems, use your tools

and do what you do best, build a bridge and save us!

Creative acts are imitatible and dangerous.

Listen to me, guys. Forget everything they told you.

Creativity isn't bad. It's the best thing about you.

[sobbing] You two can do anything! And that's why

I've always been secretly proud to be your older sister!

What have I done? What have I done!

[normal voice] Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Yes! They're back!

-Too late. They're mine. -[dogs barking]

And so are you.

[gasps] [rocks crumbling]

[gasps]

-Look! -[dogs whimpering]

[gasps]

Perry has a hat?

[Doofenshmirtz] Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

[sergeant screams]

[scatting]

[thud]

Do you think he'll be...

♪ Corn dog, corn dog, Yummy, yummy, yummy ♪

OK. Where did you get that...

Mom, Dad! Thank goodness.

The strangest thing just happened.

[Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.

Huh?

The real shock is you're just noticing this now.

What?

I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.

Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next,

I need to tell you something.

I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?

Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt...

-[record needle scratches] -Wait a minute.

That's it! I'm dreaming!

-That would explain the talking zebra. -No. I see him all the time.

This, this is actually the freaky part.

And it's all just been one big...

[gasps] ...dream!

So none of that really happened.

I never actually busted Phineas and Ferb. I am so happy.

[birds chirping]

And suddenly Mom and Dad were controlled

-by a giant puppet master! -Cool.

Yeah, so I'm standing there, and Jeremy comes over and says...

certain things. And...

Go grab my journal. This is comedy gold.

Hey, Ferb, we should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie.

I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.

[chattering]

Oh, I almost forgot. Perry was in the dream too.

He was like a super-secret agent or something.

Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.

[SSSN] Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,

hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...

Hey, wait. What are you doing? -Oh!

-[Candace] Hey! -[Linda gasps]

Wait a minute. What's going on? I haven't even finished my cereal.

Agent P, your cover's been blown. You're going to have to relocate.

Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy?

You sounded like you were having a bad dream.

It's OK now. Go back to sleep.

♪ Tired, tired, la, la, la... ♪

[funky jazz]

I said, no funky rhythms!

[Phineas] No, Ferb, he's right. That was a little funky.