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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪
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♪ Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!
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-[Linda] Hey, boys.
-[Phineas] Hi, Mom.
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What are you up to today?
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We're racing
our remote-controlled monster trucks.
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[clicking]
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I don't see any monster trucks.
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Oh, that's 'cause
we rigged them to go light speed.
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You how those stock motors are.
They never give you enough action.
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You boys have such active imaginations.
You must get it from your father.
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Let's see...
Green goes to number five.
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[laughs]
I'm painting.
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-[car horn]
-Oh!
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Charlene's here.
I'm off to my cooking class.
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-Bye, Mom.
-[slam]
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Final lap, Ferb.
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Aw! Another photo finish.
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I'm never watching closely enough
to see who won.
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-[sad music]
-[phone ringing]
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Despair speaking.
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Care to explain
why "Despair" isn't picking up
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her cell phone this morning?
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Because of a little thing called
parallel parking!
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[sobbing] See, yesterday,
Dad was teaching me how to drive...
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OK, Candace.
All you have to do
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is park between this plastic trash can,
and that plastic trash can.
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[Candace]
So, I put it in reverse...
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[Candace screaming]
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[sobbing] Then Dad said
my parallel parking needs a little work.
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It means I'll never get
my driver's license!
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[Candace]
Ah, I'm such a loser.
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Oh, my gosh, Ferb,
I can't believe it!
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I've never noticed
how soft our carpets are.
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But more importantly, we have to help
Candace get her confidence back.
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-Any ideas?
-[rock music]
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[Phineas] This is perfect!
The Candace Crusher!
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Nothing says confidence
like a monster truck.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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-[clicking]
-[spy music]
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[squeaking]
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Oh, hey Agent P. So, get this,
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I got this memo this morning
on Doofenshmirtz.
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And somebody abbreviated his name
in it. Guess how they wrote it.
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Doof!
[laughs]
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The Doof!
[giggles]
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It's times like these
when you really appreciate
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having a cool name like Monogram.
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[Carl]
And Carl!
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I already told you
your name's not that cool.
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Anyway, do your stuff, Agent P,
and stop that... Doof!
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[laughs]
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Take it all the way back.
Keep it moving.
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Waterfall, the orange cones,
parts, left to the garage,
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-bleachers, right, um.
-[cooing]
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Giant baby head...
anywhere is good.
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["Phineas and Ferb Theme" playing]
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[drill whirring]
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[fanfare playing]
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[clicking]
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[rumbling and whirring outside]
[honking]
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Oh, hey, boys.
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Dad, you might want
to wipe the queen off your face.
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Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.
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Crikey! A monster truck!
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Yeah, isn't it sweet?
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It's to help teach Candace
how to parallel park and stuff.
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We figured if she learned how
to drive one of these monsters,
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she'd have the confidence
to drive anything.
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Oh, yeah, brilliant.
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But I better check with Mom about this.
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Eh, hello, honey. Yes, yes.
Oh, gosh, I love you, too, darling.
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Uh, are you aware the boys have
a monster truck in the backyard?
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Honestly, you're as bad as Candace.
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OK, OK, just checking.
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It's a go, boys!
I'll get your sister!
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Ahem! Madam Flynn,
I have told you a hundred times,
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no phone calls in class!
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[cell phone ringing]
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[laughs]
Hello?
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It is for you.
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Hello?
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Mom, I think the boys are building
a monster truck.
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Um, honey, I gotta go.
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No. B-Big chef. Big meat tenderizer
in front of mommy. Bye-bye!
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Oh, this seems like a good idea.
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[Phineas]
I gotcha.
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Oh, what's the point?
I'm never gonna be able to parallel park.
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Don't worry, sis.
It's just to build your confidence.
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[Lawrence]
OK, don't forget to buckle up.
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But we can't drive here.
It's just the backyard.
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-[clanking]
-[fanfare playing]
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Meap.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
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-[epic music]
-Gentlemen,
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I have an unique investment opportunity
for you.
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I'm sure you're all aware of
the popularity of monster trucks, right?
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But you know,
they are not really monsters,
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just big, stupid trucks!
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So, I came up with my own line
of monster trucks. Behold!
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[electric guitar]
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Very evil, don't you think?
There's even one that looks like me!
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Look! Look!
[chuckles]
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We'll corner the markets!
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And just to be sure, I have created
the Monster Truck Away-Inator!
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[dramatic music]
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You know, to do away
with the competition.
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But is it safe to use?
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Sure. Let me demonstrate.
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[electronic buzzing]
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See? It doesn't affect people at all!
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Except maybe a little swelling,
but don't worry, it will go down.
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You know, probably.
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Now, watch what it does
to this miniature monster truck.
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[men chattering]
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I don't know where it sends them,
maybe another dimension.
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Oh!
[chuckles, munches]
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Of course, that was just a toy.
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Let's try it out
on a real monster truck, huh?
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Which brings me
to my next invention.
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The Monster Truck Locate-Inator!
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-[spy music]
-Perry the Platypus? Guess what?
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That's not a
Monster Truck Locate-Inator at all.
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It's a Chinese platypus trap!
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[chuckles]
I got you.
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Here's the real Locate-Inator.
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OK, now. Where is
the nearest monster truck?
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Yes! Right here in Danville!
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OK, everybody,
get in me, and we'll go.
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[engine roars]
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Are you sure you want to bring him?
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[Doofenshmirtz]
Perry the Platypus? Well, yes, of course.
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He's my nemesis.
I have to show him everything.
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Good afternoon, Danville!
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Dink Winkerson here,
and this is little Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
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from Fireside Girl Troop 46231.
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And she's got
a little announcement to make.
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-[metal music]
-[male voice] Wednesday, Wednesday,
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Wednesday! Giant monster truck rally
right here in Danville!
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Candace the Crusher takes
on all comers!
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Be there, be there, be there!
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We'll give you the whole seat,
but you'll only need the edge.
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[normal voice]
Thanks, Dink.
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[rock music]
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All right, Candace.
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[Phineas] All you have to do is maneuver
through this traffic cone course.
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Oh. So I put it into drive...
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[screaming]
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I don't think we're gonna get
the deposit back on those cones.
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[Phineas] OK, Candace.
All you have to do on this test
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is go up this gentle incline.
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Dad, you look nervous.
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No, of course not.
I-I have full confidence in you.
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Phineas,
this incline is getting kind of steep!
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[Phineas] Don't worry, Candace.
It gets steeper!
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[engine revs]
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[crowd cheering]
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Next, the break portion of the test.
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[squeaking]
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[gasps]
I can't believe I did it!
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Oh, well done.
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-[funky music]
-[Doofenshmirtz] OK,
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left onto Maple Drive,
and here we are!
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Oh, great.
There's no parking spots.
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I should have invented
a Parked Car Away-Inator.
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Oh, ja! That is something
that I would buy.
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Oh, look at him.
He's got a big head,
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suddenly some sort
of marketing genius.
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Oh, well done, Candace.
Next, we'll--
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[engines revving]
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-You're Candace the Crusher?
-Yes?
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I've heard pigs could fly,
but now I've seen everything!
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-[laughs]
-That doesn't make any sense!
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It doesn't have to.
I got a monster truck.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Candace, those dudes need
to suck our mud!
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[engine revving]
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♪ Now let me tell you all the story
'Bout a truck driving girl ♪
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♪ In a custom made monster truck
She took for a whirl ♪
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♪ That little speed demon's
Gonna be a star ♪
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♪ With her learner's permit
And an adult in the car ♪
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♪ She may be out for a long,
But she can't parallel park ♪
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♪ She's a truck drivin' girl!
She's a truck drivin' girl! ♪
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-[electric guitar solo playing]
-[crashing]
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[screaming]
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♪ Well, then someday she'll get
Her license and she'll have it all ♪
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♪ She can pick up her friends
And take a drive at the mall ♪
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♪ That little redhead's
Gonna rock my world ♪
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♪ She's a truck drivin' girl!
She's a truck drivin' girl! ♪
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♪ She's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding,
Clutch-burning, backfiring ♪
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♪ Paint-trading, red-lining, overheating,
Throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl! ♪
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[Phineas]
It's a photo finish!
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The winner will be decided
by our final event...
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The Parallel Parking Challenge!
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-Parallel parking?
-[chuckles]
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You're goin' down, girlie.
Check out the finesse!
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[engine revs]
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-[clang]
-[scream]
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[screaming]
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See, Candace?
Even a trained professional
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has trouble from time to time.
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Now, I want you to just relax,
and park this car!
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[engine revs]
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Yes!
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-Perfect!
-[fanfare]
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Time for some
Monster Truck Away-Inating!
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[clicking]
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Okay, steady now... Here we...
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♪ Perry ♪
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Perry the Platypus? But-but,
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but how did you get out
of the Chinese platypus trap?
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Ancient Chinese secret.
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I don't remember inviting him.
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No, wait! Perry the Platypus, no, no,
please! Don't turn the dial to the:
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"Doofenshmirtz-Mobile
and Evil Investors Awayinator"!
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[electronic buzzing]
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I have to rethink my dials.
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-Oh!
-Hey, look, guys.
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My swelling went down!
240
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,176
Oh, shut up.
241
00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,220
[burps]
242
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,680
[Doofenshmirtz]
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
243
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,015
-[crowd cheering]
-I did it!
244
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,685
I'm proud of you, darling.
You really made them eat mud.
245
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,229
Ah!
246
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:46,939
[squishing]
247
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,775
Gotta admit it, girl, you're good.
248
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,529
Hey, aren't you Buck Buckerson?
The famous monster truck rally promoter?
249
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,615
That's right. Me and
my boys are headed to a rally up
250
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,866
in Badgertown.
251
00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:01,119
Only, the track up there ain't near
as good as this one.
252
00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,913
You can have ours.
We're through with it.
253
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,874
Well, that's mighty nice of you.
Haul her away, boys.
254
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,629
-Thanks for the ride, Charlene.
-[honk honk]
255
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,674
[beep]
[clicking]
256
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,804
-Hi, Mom.
-[Linda] Candace,
257
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,931
why on earth are
you all covered in mud?
258
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,600
Because she's a tire-spinning,
gear-grinding,
259
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,019
clutch-burning, backfiring,
paint-trading, red-lining,
260
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,772
overheating,
throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl.
261
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,900
And I learned how to parallel park!
262
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:32,901
Great!
263
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,822
[cawing]
264
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,658
[playing bugler]
265
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:43,036
It sounds like somebody is strangling
a cat. It must be Grandpa!
266
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,955
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
267
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,623
[coughs]
268
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,126
I cannot believe
we eat the same food.
269
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,586
[burps]
Believe it.
270
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,838
Grandma, would you show me
where the shower is?
271
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,590
Shower?
Why, sure, honey.
272
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,675
Would you like a massage
and a fruity drink, too?
273
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,051
How about a manicure
and a mud facial
274
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,803
while you lay
by the pool eating crab cakes?
275
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,097
I can do without the sarcasm.
276
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:07,186
Chow time's over, campers. Time
for our nature walk to Badbeard Lake.
277
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,062
Why do they call it "Badbeard Lake"?
278
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,273
Well, it's a body
of fresh water surrounded
279
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,816
-by land--
-No, the "Badbeard" part.
280
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,235
Oh, right. It was named after "Badbeard",
281
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:19,573
the most ruthless freshwater pirate ever
to plunder a lakeside community.
282
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,532
[everyone]
Cool! Wow!
283
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,285
[Clyde] And in the middle
of Badbeard Lake lies Spleen Island,
284
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,788
where legend has it Badbeard buried
his bountiful booty. Heh!
285
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,624
-Booty?
-You know, treasure.
286
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,209
-[Baljeet] Treasure?
-[gasps] Treasure?
287
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,752
Aye, mateys. Oh, just a sec.
288
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,795
-[marker squeaks]
-[grumbling]
289
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,756
Why are you talking
like a pirate, Grandpa?
290
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,176
[grumbling] I'm trying to tell
the story of Badbeard the Pirate.
291
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,304
There's a song about it.
Say, does anyone have a concertina?
292
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,765
-Buford?
-Me?
293
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,267
Yes.
294
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,774
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg,
This is the Ballad of Badbeard ♪
295
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,569
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg,
This is the Ballad of Badbeard ♪
296
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:58,904
[birds chirping]
297
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:00,155
That's it?
298
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,491
Well, I didn't say
it was much of a song.
299
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,785
So, meet me at the trail head
in five minutes.
300
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,537
[kids]
Aye, aye, Captain Grandpa!
301
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,871
[chuckle]
That's the spirit!
302
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:11,083
Oh, dear. I seem
to be missing my underpants.
303
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,876
[laughs]
304
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,589
[Clyde] Ah, you see kids,
wherever you go, the forest is teeming
305
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,591
with life for us to step on.
306
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,553
Remember, always stick to
the trail so you won't get lost.
307
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,973
And whatever you do,
never touch the orange moss
308
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,976
that grows on the right side
of the Jum-Jum tree.
309
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,019
Boring. I'm calling Stacey.
310
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,522
[Clyde]
Left is right. Right is wrong.
311
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,898
I can't get any reception up here.
312
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,150
So, stay clear of the moss.
The slightest touch,
313
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,820
and the orange moss will absorb
through the skin,
314
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,905
causing wild hallucinations.
315
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,577
Huh? Oh, no! Was that
the right side or the wrong side?
316
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,787
No, wait.
The left side was the right side.
317
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,497
[gasps]
Moss! Orange!
318
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,584
-[Candace screaming]
-Thar she blows mateys.
319
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,794
-Badbeard Lake.
-[kids] Oh!
320
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,671
And thar be Spleen Island.
321
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:02,134
The bones of them that hunted the treasure
all be lyin' below in Davy Jones's locker.
322
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,927
-Cool.
-Let's go!
323
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,891
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is
The Ballad of Badbeard! Arg, arg... ♪
324
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,726
Candace? Where's Candace?
325
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,144
♪ This is the Ballad of Badbeard! ♪
326
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,813
[spy music]
327
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,940
[cawing]
328
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,235
[cracking]
329
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,113
Good morning, Agent P,
and thank you for your help, Agent E.
330
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,033
Sorry to alarm you, Agent P, but
we're remodeling our regular base here.
331
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,702
Actually, my wife's doing
it Mexican-country style.
332
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,038
Distressed wood, wrought iron.
It should all be very--
333
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,915
Woah! Hey, woah!
Hey, Agent E, back off!
334
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:37,628
Uh, anyway, Agent E has spotted
Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Spleen Island.
335
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,838
He's moving boxes and equipment
into what's known as
336
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:44,009
the haunted cave of the old sea hag.
Honestly, I'm not making this stuff up.
337
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,512
But anyway, we believe
he's creating a new hideout there,
338
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,932
and we want you to foil his plans.
Good luck, Agent P.
339
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,141
[Candace]
No way.
340
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,893
This is so weird.
341
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,562
I see Perry with an eagle, and
their both dressed up like secret agents
342
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,856
and they're talking to man inside an egg.
[snickers]
343
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,859
That is so messed up.
It must be the moss.
344
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,986
Hey, wait a minute.
How did I get way up here?
345
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:07,741
-[screams, coughs]
-[thuds]
346
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,036
[cawing]
347
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,750
Now Perry has a wetski?
348
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,253
[gasps]
How strange can this get?
349
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:23,674
-Oh, it gets much stranger, Kevin.
-[Candace screams]
350
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,843
En garde, you scurvy dog!
351
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,053
Ha ha!
I don't even know what scurvy is!
352
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,847
Hey! I know what
we should do today.
353
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,891
Let's be real pirates
and go find Badbeard's treasure.
354
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,602
[chuckles]
Sure, knock yourselves out.
355
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:39,106
I was just about your age when
I first heard about Badbeard's treasure.
356
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,692
I'd come up here
every summer and search for it.
357
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,862
But I felt drawn by
the excitement and adventure.
358
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,739
Of course, then I discovered girls
and the rest is a blur.
359
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,785
I never found the treasure,
but I did find a treasure map.
360
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,788
-Treasure map? Hey!
-[giggling] Whoa!
361
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:55,956
But be warned, mateys.
362
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,501
They say Badbeard's treasure comes
with a curse!
363
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,711
[kids] "A curse"?
364
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,922
Aye. Them who disturb
the treasure of Badbeard
365
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:08,051
shall be cursed with bad beards
for the rest of their days.
366
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,220
You mean we'll be stuck with
a big, ugly beard on our face
367
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,306
-for the rest of our lives?
-That's gnarly.
368
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,224
Well, while you kids search for treasure,
369
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,020
I'd better go search for Grandma.
Wish there was a map for that.
370
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,982
[classic rock music]
371
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,568
[screaming]
372
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,987
[engine revving]
373
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,157
OK, troops.
We set sail from Point Plots,
374
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,493
sail through the Stones of Gall,
and into the Cove of Incontinence,
375
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:36,205
and then continue on foot
into the Dark Tunnel of Doom.
376
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,043
Well, that sounds delightful.
And "X" marks the spot. Easy-peasy.
377
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,879
First thing we gotta do is, we make
Grandpa's secondhand dingy
378
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,715
into a first-rate pirate ship.
Ferb, any ideas?
379
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,845
Woah. Impressive.
380
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,223
[action music]
381
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,807
[engine revving]
382
00:16:56,225 --> 00:17:02,231
[giggling]
383
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,734
[Doofenshmirtz]
Is that the cable company?
384
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:10,072
So, Mr. Cable Man, you don't carry
the Evil Science Channel? What's up with--
385
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,532
Perry the Platypus!
386
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,243
Oh, give me a break.
I'm moving, legally.
387
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,870
I bought this place, and cheap, too.
388
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:20,832
It's supposed to be haunted
by a terrifying old sea hag.
389
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,000
[giggles]
390
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,169
Look, Perry the Platypus,
just because I'm evil
391
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,797
doesn't mean
everything I do is evil.
392
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,844
Fine. You want evil,
Perry the Platypus?
393
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,262
I'll give you evil!
394
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,806
[birds chirping]
395
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,520
Avast, me 'arties!
396
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,107
♪ We're sailing for the Island of Spleen
To search for the treasure of Badbeard ♪
397
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,066
♪ I'm feeling sick ♪
398
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,025
♪ You're looking green ♪
399
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,819
♪ We search for the treasure of Badbeard ♪
400
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:49,945
♪ We'll plunder and pillage ♪
401
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:50,904
♪ And do some math ♪
402
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,573
♪ And all refuse to take a bath ♪
403
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,491
♪ We seek adventure and romance ♪
404
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,159
♪ I'm running out of underpants ♪
405
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,120
♪ There's ghosts who haunt
The cave and worse ♪
406
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,038
♪ It's guarded by a pirate's curse ♪
407
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,792
♪ Why do my nostrils whisper to me? ♪
408
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:09,214
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is
The Ballad of Badbeard ♪
409
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:12,885
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is
The Ballad of Badbeard ♪
410
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,888
This is it. The Tunnel of Doom.
Just like on the map.
411
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:16,889
[bird chirping]
412
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,308
Are you sure we're going
the right way?
413
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:22,186
Sure, I'm sure. We just follow Ferb.
He's got the map.
414
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,896
[wind whistling]
415
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,941
[Phineas]
Uh oh. Oh well,
416
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,277
I'm sure it's pretty straightforward
from here.
417
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,278
[giggles]
418
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,530
[Isabella]
It doesn't look very safe.
419
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,073
I think you'd better test it.
420
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,869
-No problem. It'll hold us.
-[creaking]
421
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,663
-No, wait! Not all at once!
-[screaming]
422
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,834
[growling]
423
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,629
-[Phineas] Run for it!
-[hard rock music]
424
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,172
[roaring]
425
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,178
Oh, my gosh! Buford,
what are you doing?
426
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,263
Look! I found
these nifty hand puppets!
427
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,224
Well, stop fooling around
and let's go.
428
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,642
Oh, all right.
429
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,810
This place is creeping me out.
430
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,688
If I had any underpants, I am sure
they would have been soiled.
431
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,191
Phineas, we're not getting lost, are we?
432
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,277
Yeah, Dinner Bell.
What if there is no treasure?
433
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,239
Perhaps the real treasure is
true friendship
434
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:16,907
and the spirit of adventure.
435
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:19,952
No, there it is over there!
436
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,870
[Phineas]
"X" marks the spot.
437
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,706
Look. There's the chest.
438
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,752
-But who d-dare open it?
-I'll open it.
439
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,963
But Phineas, what about the curse?
440
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,756
Bad beards forever, dude.
441
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,675
And you don't even have a chin.
442
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,677
That's a chance I'll have to take.
443
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,555
Shiver me timbers!
The curse is true.
444
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,890
-We will have bad beards forever!
-Oh, no!
445
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,101
It's full of bad fake beards.
446
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,270
-[tension music]
-Now, Perry the Platypus,
447
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,648
why don't you say hello
to my new pet crocodiles?
448
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:53,110
Susan and Susan.
I named them after each other.
449
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,070
Now, prepare to be delicious!
450
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,156
[cackling]
451
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,909
-[gasps] The sea hag!
-The pharmacist!
452
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:01,869
[beep]
453
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,582
Hey Perry, I'm gonna get
a snack from the vending machine.
454
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,250
You want something?
Suit yourself.
455
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,169
I'm gonna have me
some beef jerky!
456
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,172
[man]
Island Self Destruct Sequence activated.
457
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,549
-[alarm sounding]
-Wait! My beef jerky!
458
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:19,511
Ah! Someone always finds
my self-destruct button!
459
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,307
Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus,
blah blah blah.
460
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,684
These are the best bad bears ever!
461
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,269
-[rumbling]
-Quick!
462
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:30,147
Grab as many beards as you can carry
and let's get out of here!
463
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,899
[rock music]
464
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,111
[roaring]
465
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,283
[crash]
466
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,621
Cast off!
467
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,081
Put your backs into it, mateys.
468
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,751
[action music]
469
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,839
Whee!
470
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,676
[cawing]
471
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,684
-[kids] Oh, man! Woah!
-[Isabella] Astonishing!
472
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,938
By the way, where's Per--
Oh, never mind.
473
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,732
Hey, Perry, what happened to
your cute little secret agent hat?
474
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,652
Well, Ferb, me ol' matey,
our first time out as pirates,
475
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,278
and we come home
with a bounty of beards.
476
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,740
[Ferb] And perhaps
the greatest pirate story ever told.
477
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,121
Wow! That's
the greatest pirate story ever told!
478
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,541
Oh. How you feeling, honey?
479
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,584
Oh, better.
Thanks, Grandma.
480
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,920
Can you believe I actually thought
Perry was a secret agent?
481
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,088
[chattering]
482
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:40,133
Well, I learned my lesson.
Stay away from the orange moss.
483
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,219
The orange moss? Is that
what your Grandpa said?
484
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,720
Oh, he always gets that wrong.
485
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,973
It's the blue moss
you gotta watch out for.
486
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,225
-Wh-what?
-I guess it was all in your head.
487
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,602
Well, that's the power
of suggestion for you.
488
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,187
You get some rest now, sweetie.
489
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:55,858
The blue moss. What? Oh.
490
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,861
Love the beard, Kevin.
491
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,197
Avast, me 'arties!
492
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:05,951
♪ We're sailing for the Island of Spleen
To search for the treasure of Badbeard ♪
493
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:06,910
♪ I'm feeling sick ♪
494
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:07,911
♪ You're looking green ♪
495
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:09,663
♪ We search for the treasure of Badbeard ♪
496
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,747
♪ We'll plunder and pillage ♪
497
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:11,748
♪ And do some math ♪
498
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,208
♪ And all refuse to take a bath ♪
499
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,169
♪ We seek adventure and romance ♪
500
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,004
♪ I'm running out of underpants ♪
501
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,922
♪ There's ghosts who haunt
The cave and worse ♪
502
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,883
♪ It's guarded by a pirate's curse ♪
503
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:25,554
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is
The ballad of Badbeard ♪
504
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:29,099
♪ Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is
The ballad of Badbeard ♪
505
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,976
[Buford]
Bad beards forever, dude.
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