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♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

♪ Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

-[techno music] -[Gaston Le Mode] Behold!

Feast your eyes upon the fashion of the future!

[imitating Isabella] Hey, Candace. Whatcha watching?

Only the latest looks from the world's greatest fashion designer,

-Gaston Le Mode. -I don't get it. Why would anyone

want to wear such goofy looking clothes?

It's not goofy!

Fashion designers create art that people live in.

Hmm. I never thought of it that way.

Ferb, put the Cold Fusion Reactor on hold!

I know what we're gonna do today.

As now, to my world tour, I, Gaston Le Mode, will be at the...

[announcer] Googolplex Mall!

...today!

Stacy, I know what we're gonna do today!

[beep]

[spy music]

One, two, there, testing, testing, one, two, three. Testing.

Agent P, you're early! Carl, cut to close up!

Oh. Ahem. B-Basically, Doofenshmirtz has been acting up again.

He's, uh, stockpiling the usual strange and unrelated items.

This time, it's copy machines and ink cartridges by the thousands.

We need you to find out what's going on right away.

OK, Ferb. If we're going to tackle this fashion design thing,

we've gotta do something really special. It has to be cool. Comfortable.

And undetectable by radar.

Something that absolutely screams summer!

Ah, I think you're on to something, Ferb!

Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doing?

Ferb and I are working on designs for our new clothing line.

Take a look at what we've got so far.

Very impressive. Need any help?

The Fireside Girls and I are trying to get our sewing badges.

Excellent. Let's go!

♪ Forever summer ♪

♪ Forever summer ♪

♪ Summer all the time ♪

♪ Summer all the time ♪

[Isabella giggling]

♪ Forever summer ♪

♪ Never fall ♪

♪ Sometimes spring ♪

♪ Forever summer ♪

Whoo-hoo!

♪ Forever summer Oh! ♪

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Dirigible! ♪

Perry the Platypus! Let me show you something,

"Mr. I Break Through Walls Whenever I Want"!

[beep]

There you go. Oh, and one more thing.

Oh, look. I have captured the rare Duct-Taped Platypus.

[laughs]

[chuckles]

You know, like duck-billed... Never mind.

Anyway, let me show you my evil plan.

I call it the Copy and Paste-Inator!

There's nothing I hate than waiting in line.

All the time wasted in stores, and amusement parks,

where I could be spreading more evil in the Tri-State Area!

I will make copies of myself, and they will do the waiting for me.

I know, it sounds a little bit crazy but, look. You're all tied up.

And I'm stepping into a giant copy machine

to make duplicates of myself. Who's crazy now?

[electricity zapping]

[Candace] There it is.

The world's most famous runway of Gaston Le Mode.

Oh, Stacy, can you imagine the glamorous life of a supermodel?

[techno music]

-[snapshots] -[crowd cheering]

Hi, I'm Candace.

I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers.

You know, being a supermodel is hard work.

The bright lights, the deafening applause,

and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money.

That's why I start every morning with Candace Os.

[man] Candace Os. Part of a nutritious breakfast.

-Candace. -What?

-Candace Os? -[sighs]

I really shouldn't fantasize

-on an empty stomach. -[man gasps]

Finally! After years of bitter struggle,

I, Gaston Le Mode, have created the ultimate design.

The ne plus ultra in haute couture. But alas,

I cannot find a single model with a neck long enough

to complement my design.

Sorry, Gaston, but only someone with a freakishly long neck could

-fit into this. -Yes. Everyone is sorry.

Where will I find that swan-like neck?

Pardon, Monsieur, I have great news!

A Jerry Lewis marathon on TV tonight?

I wish! But no. Better yet,

-I have found her! -[French music]

-Hi. -Look at this.

Mon Dieu! It is perfection!

You are my Cou De Crayon.

Your Cou De Crayon? Ah, cool!

Allez! Allez! Let's get you to makeup.

[scream] [machine clangs]

I think I just tanned my eyeballs. Ugh.

Now, with the push of a button, I will make history!

[laughs]

By the way, do you like my mural?

I did it myself. It's a silhouette of me going...

[laughs]

-All right. Let's see, now. -[ding]

Oh! Needs a little more toner.

Oh, copy jam.

Duh.

Why is it when people copy their butts, it comes out perfect?

We're almost ready. Now, let me see.

Oh! Absolutely beautiful.

Oh, why, thank you!

Now, wait right here while I introduce you to the crowd.

Package for Gaston Le Mode!

Is it a poster of Jerry Lewis?

-I wish. -All right,

all right. But this better be important.

Oh! Gasp!

This design! It's comfortable. Cool. And undetectable by radar.

It absolutely screams summer!

This isn't new. I've seen this before.

Do you know who designed it?

We did, sir.

It's part of the Phineas and Ferb Summer All The Time collection.

-C'est magnifique! -What are you guys doing here?

It's all thanks to you, Candace. We thought fashion design was lame,

but you convinced us to give the glamor world a chance.

-But, but, but, but-- -Mademoiselle, Candace,

there has been a change in plans. You will wear this on, s'il vous plait.

-I-I-I... -Or, you could wear this.

Not in this life! Sayonara, amigo!

I am so telling Mom, and you guys are so busted.

-[crashes] -[Candace] I'm OK!

But mademoiselle!

Sigh. OK, ladies.

Time to get changed and strut your stuff.

[women] Thank you, Gaston.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I, Gaston Le Mode, am proud to present

this stunning new collection, Summer All The Time!

♪ Forever summer ♪

♪ Summer all the time... ♪

[Gaston Le Mode] And give a big hand to the designer,

-my latest discovery... -[snapshot]

-Phineas and Ferb! -[crowd cheering]

♪ Sometimes spring ♪

♪ Forever summer ♪

Wow, Ferb. Our designs have really caught on.

Everyone who is anyone is wearing Summer All The Time.

Not a bad morning's work.

[woman] Nice outfit, handsome.

You are on fire.

When Mom hears about this...

Hey, wait a minute.

Where did you get those outfits?

These? Why, they're only the latest hit designs

from the Summer All The Time collection.

Everybody's wearing them. I mean, jeez, where you been?

[Candace] "Phineas and Ferb, The Kings of Couture!"

-That was fast. -[Stacy] Candace, there you are!

Stacy?

You left your cell phone and your clothes in there.

[gasps] Stacy!

You too? You look just like Ferb!

Wow! Thanks, Candace. Most of this is a genuine label.

But the shoes are total knock-offs.

I heard there's a riot uptown

at this one store that got a fresh shipment.

I gotta run before they sell out. Bye!

Oh, and Candace? Friendly tip, that Gaston stuff is so 42 seconds ago.

[growls]

[Doofenshmirtz] You see, Perry the Platypus,

a whole army of Doofenshmirtzs! Perfect copies of me!

-Hiya, handsome. -Right back at you, fella.

You, here! Grab me some corn dogs!

-Sure thing! -You, fetch me some movie tickets.

You bet your britches.

And you, go ride that new rollercoaster a couple of times, OK?

-Okey-dokey. -Oh, me, too!

Go, go, my facsimiles!

Go wait in line so I never have to!

-Whee! Geronimo! -Whoopee!

-Santa Claus! -[cheering and screaming]

Native American icon!

Hey, there's the mall!

-Well, that was fun. -Oh, what fun!

Oh, I landed in a puddle.

-Look at the puppies! -[hubbub]

Hey, do you see what these people are wearing?

[woman] Some kind of retro pharmacist outfit.

I feel so two minutes and five seconds ago.

Hey, let's get back in style!

[shouting, crashing]

Now, I have two!

Aren't they adorable?

How about you jump and fetch me something, too, huh?

Something like, um, your doom?

Hey, don't hurt the little bunny rabbit.

How did you get out of the trash, you drop-out bohemian?

I'll be right back. I've got some deleting to do.

That's right. Tremble, my rejected friend.

[beep]

Oh no! I pushed the "Delete All" button by mistake!

Look what you made me do!

Oh, guess who's paying for this? What is this?

Hey, why did you jump out that...

[gasps] Oh, you clever, little plat--

[screaming] Well, that wasn't very bright!

Now, we're both going... ah!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

♪ Agent P! ♪

Come on, Mom! You want to see something crazy?

Oh, I think I'm looking at it...

Look, Mom, you see?

-[horror music] -So, you dragged me

all the way down here for a pharmacist convention?

Face it, mon ami,

your designs are so three minutes and 37 seconds ago.

Oh, well. We had a great time.

Hey, Gaston, what's with the new outfit?

Are you kidding? No one's claiming this look yet.

I have to get out in front of this thing and take credit for it all.

That's how you stay ahead in this business, kid.

Au revoir.

Well, Phineas, I still like your style.

-Thanks. Hi, Mom. -Oh, look. We're all here.

Why don't we all get some lunch?

I think there's a pizza place right over there.

Oh, there you are, Perry.

Yeah, go ahead. Eat all you want.

My dreams are smashed to pieces, and all you can think of is food.

Well, just remember,

Gaston said I'll always be his Cou de Crayon.

You do realize that that's French for "pencil neck"?

♪ Phineas and Ferb ♪

[Dr. Hirano] Okay, Isabella. Say: "Ah."

-[Isabella] Ah. -Oh, good.

The swelling has gone down dramatically.

I'll be back to check on you soon.

[imitating Isabella] So, Isabella, whatcha doin'?

[raspy voice] Oh, just recovering.

But I finally got my tonsillectomy patch.

We just came by to cheer you up and to see if you're feeling

well enough to go on with our event.

Sorry, guys. My throat still hurts like crazy.

That's cool. Sorry, gang.

We've got to postpone the Trojan War reenactment

till further notice.

[hubbub]

You know, the best part of getting your tonsils out

is that you get to eat all the ice cream you want.

-Really? -Mountains of it!

We could have the biggest ice cream sundae ever made!

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

First, we gotta draw up some plans. Wait, no time for that.

You go to Blueprint Heaven.

I'll head home to meet the delivery guy.

[beep]

Hello? Blowtorch City? Yeah, I'll hold.

When are they letting you out of this joint?

This afternoon.

Perfect! We should have just enough time.

[Charlene] So, I'm going out, Vanessa.

Remember, you're at your Dad's this weekend.

Great. A whole 48 hours of evil.

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, your father is not evil.

We just didn't get along.

We wanted different things.

Was one of those things "to be evil"? Because he's evil.

He's not evil, honey. No one's evil.

No, Mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him?

He has evil schemes.

Normal people don't have schemes of any kind.

And there's this secret agent that always bursts in,

-and-- -I think you're being overly dramatic.

Mom, I'm not being dramatic. Dad builds evil contraptions every day.

-Wait. Let me check on something. -[beeps]

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpo... ♪

Yep. He's even got his own evil jingle right

on his answering machine. Listen!

-[Doofenshmirtz] Hello? -Oh, hello, Heinz.

Dad! Why did you pick up? You always let the machine get it.

Well, I heard it ring the first time, so I was standing right by the phone.

Oh, by the way, could you pick up

some blueprints for me on your way over?

Thank you, sweetie.

-[beep] -[sighs] Great.

Now, he wants me to pick up some evil blueprints

for his latest evil contraption.

And as soon as he's done building it, I'll have proof!

I'll call you, and you can see for yourself.

[jazz music]

[woman] So, you need plans to build

a giant ice cream sundae-maker, do you?

Hmm, I'm not sure if we sell blueprints for that anymore.

Whoa! Hold on, sweetie. No need to get upset.

I'll go check in the back, OK?

OK. Let's see. Giant sundae machine.

I got a yogurt machine! How's that sound?

Yeah. I don't care for yogurt either, baby. I'll keep looking.

Here, look. I found one. Now, what do you need, sweetie?

I'm here to pick up an order for Doofenshmirtz.

Oh, yes. Your Daddy just called.

Hey, how's it goin'?

-[beeping] -Can you bring it back here?

Thanks. That's great.

You're not going to believe this, Stacy.

But when I turned around, Jeremy was standing right behind me.

Well, actually he was sitting, and he was a couple blocks away,

but he was right there!

Keep it coming, keep it coming! OK, stop. Great.

Stack 'em over here.

Um, Stace? I'm going to have to call you back.

And that's the last of it.

Eh, just need you to sign right here, and...

Say, aren't you a little--

Young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?

Yes. Yes, I am. I get that a lot.

Phineas, you know I'm in charge, right?

Well, isn't that just if a satellite crashes into the--

No, no, no! When Mom's at her cooking class, I'm in charge.

Now, what are you up to out here?

I'd like to tell you, but it's gonna be a big surprise.

Hey, wait a second. Have you seen Perry?

-[spy music] -[boing]

♪ Perry ♪

[Major Monogram] Sorry to wake you, Agent P.

Looks like Doofenshmirtz is getting sloppy.

He sent his daughter right into our sting operation

and purchased blueprints for a Space Laser-Inator.

We intend to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error,

and by "rookie", I mean Carl!

Sorry, my bad.

The plans he received are real, terrifyingly real.

Again, I must apologize,

-I was in character-- -You better step

on it, Agent P. Before it's too late.

Can you give me a hand unpacking this stuff, Candace?

I'm not gonna help you. But as soon as I figure out

what you're up to, I'm calling Mom!

-OK. Say hi for me. -[beep]

[cooking instructor] Bonjour, class.

Today we will be making

-crepes Guilbaud. -[cell phone ringing]

Candace, is everything all right?

Well, if you don't even know what he's doing,

how do you know if it's a problem?

[cooking instructor] Ahem. Is there something

you would like to share with the whole class?

Sorry, sir. Candace, I'll talk to you later, OK?

[growls] I'm keeping an eye on you.

Hey, Ferb. You got the blueprints?

Excellent. Isabella's gonna love it!

[spy music]

Perry the Platypus, y-you're early! I haven't even started yet!

My... my daughter should be here any minute with the blueprints, though.

Oh! There she is. Good morning, Vanessa.

You remember Perry the Platypus.

Yeah, hi.

Perry the Platypus, why don't you have a seat

in my waiting area? Read some magazines!

Sorry they're all in Spanish, I... I steal them from my neighbor.

You know, evil never rests.

So, Dad, this plan, it's evil, right?

Oh, yes! Yes, it is!

It's nice to see you taking an interest in the family business.

That's all I need to know.

[French music]

I'm in class now, Vanessa. I have to go.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yes. Vanessa, I'll leave my phone on.

Teenagers. Ugh. What are we making this week?

I think it's crepes, but you know, I can't understand his accent.

♪ I can see the things you're doing, And you think that I'm naive ♪

♪ But when I get the goods on you, She'll finally believe ♪

♪ She says it's always drama, But every bubble's got to pop ♪

♪ She's gonna see just What you're doing ♪

♪ And then you're finally gonna Have to stop! ♪

♪ Don't think you're gonna win this time ♪

♪ 'Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you ♪

♪ I'll get you, yeah, I'll get you ♪

♪ And when I do, You're gonna be busted ♪

♪ Busted! ♪

♪ I don't wanna put the hurt on you ♪

♪ But you better believe me When I tell you ♪

♪ That I finally got the dirt on you ♪

♪ You're busted, Busted! ♪

♪ Yeah, she's finally gonna See the light ♪

♪ This is how it's gonna be ♪

♪ When she finds out that I was always right ♪

♪ You're busted! ♪

Oh, Perry the Platypus!

It's finally ready! [beeps]

[tension music]

Too bad you can do nothing but watch

as I prepare to launch my Space Laser-Inator!

[beeping]

Wow, I bet that thing must be really evil, huh?

Vanessa, take a look out that window and tell me what you see.

Uh, not much.

[Doofenshmirtz] Exactly.

Ever since that stupid billboard went up, my panoramic view is completely ruined.

I used to have this perfect vantage point for enjoying

the delicious misery of others.

[tires screech and cars crash]

-Oh, man! -[siren wails]

-[bones crack and snap] -[man] Oh, man!

-[woman] You owe 78,000 dollars. -[man] Oh, man!

[Doofenshmirtz] But, after I launch this baby into orbit,

my problem will be solved! Then, I can go on to eliminate

all the other annoyances that make my skin crawl,

like, uh, nature!

[laser zaps]

Beauty!

[depressing crowd]

Morning talk show hosts!

[crowd cheering]

Soon, there will be nothing that can withstand the wrath

of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?

They don't just give these out to anybody, you know.

Anybody with 15 bucks, they do.

That's enough looking!

I'd love to debate you,

but I have some pressing business to take care of,

like remaking the Tri-State Area in my own, twisted image!

[laughs maniacally]

Oh, my gosh. This is worse than I thought!

Oh, Dad is going to be so busted.

♪ Busted! ♪

[cooking instructor] Now, carefully pour the batter.

Slowly, slowly.

-[cell phone ringing] -[glass smashes]

-Oh, for Pete's sake! Vanessa? -[cell phone ringing]

Candace, this better be important.

He's doing what?

Honey, are you sure you're not exaggerating

just a little bit?

Well, it's not that I don't believe you, honey.

Every time I race home, I find out everything is just fine.

Yes, I'll be right over.

I'm on my way.

-Teenagers! -Tell me about it.

Now, to launch my creation and begin my reign of terror!

Evil terror.

[beeps]

[machine whirring] [ding]

Huh? [sighs]

Ugh... Well, this can't be right.

Get ready for a giant sundae!

[whirring]

[boom]

Well, this can't be right. Lemme see those blueprints.

Oh, wait a minute. Those are the plans

for a Space Laser-Inator, apparently.

I was wondering what that thing was for.

That must be the laser.

It's a good thing we didn't attach it, huh?

Mom! Mom! Hurry! Come on! Come on!

-Hi, kids. How are you doing? -Huh?

We're just about to make

a nice handmade sundae for Isabella.

Oh. That is so sweet.

Come on in the kitchen. I'll help you with it.

[ding]

Come on, Mom! Hurry!

See? Evil! I told you!

Hmm.

No, that's not evil, dear. A bit much, perhaps.

Heinz, what is all this? I thought you were lactose intolerant.

I am!

[beep]

Oh! I'm paying you way too much alimony.

And what's over there?

That is no way to treat your pet.

But Mom, that's a secret agent!

A secret agent? He's just a little platypus.

They don't do much, you know.

[Isabella] Wow, guys! This is amazing!

I was afraid you guy were going to go overboard and build

some giant sundae contraption or something.

Actually, we were gonna do that,

but we accidentally build a space laser instead!

Ferb, you're usually so focused. How'd you get those plans confused?

[pop rock music]

[vocalizing]

Hey, how's it goin'?

Hey, Ferb. Snap out of it.

What happened back there?

I was weak.

♪ There's a new cop on the beat, And I'm bringin' down the heat ♪

♪ My eyes are wise to all your lies, 'Cause you're not that discreet ♪

♪ And I don't care what you heard ♪

♪ 'Cause there's one six-letter word ♪

♪ It's gonna set me free ♪

♪ Gonna set me free ♪

♪ It starts with a "B" ♪

♪ Starts with a "B" ♪

♪ Goes "B-U-S-T-E-D", You are busted ♪