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Previously on Falcon Crest. Who should take the blame for stealing the bond?

You know Michael.

You gotta give him somebody to blame.

We can make it look like anybody you want. Just enter the name Sharp.

We know who sold the bond.

My son.

Denny can't be the one. Then who?

You want me to, uh, arrange a little accident?

No. No, that's the teenage girl we're dealing with here. I don't want her to

hurt. I just want to send a message.

Oh.

I'm a little low on gas. Can I take your car? It's about your son.

It seems there's been an accident.

No way.

No, no. Hold on a second.

I think these boys are going to like you.

And it's not just the boys.

Yeah? Yeah.

Perfecto. I got an idea.

What? Why don't we go to a movie?

Okay. How about dinner?

Dinner, movie. Yes, all of it. What do you think, guys? Yeah. Dinner, movie.

Million points?

Yeah. No way.

Yeah, look.

Hello? No. Whoa.

You're right. No. No, no. You messed it up. No.

I'll be right there.

What's wrong?

That was Michael.

Danny's been in an accident, and it sounds pretty bad.

So I better go to the hospital.

Of course.

You guys, I'm sorry about tonight.

I want you to have a good time. I'll be home as soon as I can.

We'll be fine.

Oh, look, Danny.

Why aren't you operating right now? I can't operate until we do a CAT scan.

Then do it. As I explained, we have to do certain preliminary procedures with a

head injury like this.

How long is that going to take? As long as it takes. Look, I don't know if you

know who I am.

I know.

I will pay you anything to save my son's life. Anything.

A capsule in Europe, a yacht, whatever. You name it. Mr. Sharp, I'm a doctor.

I'll do everything I possibly can for your son. I don't need to be bribed.

Now, please, let me do my job.

I'm so sorry.

I checked the bus station. I checked the car rental agencies.

She's nowhere.

What's that?

I checked Sidney's bedroom again and found this slipped underneath the

Dear Lance and Pilar, I should have known something like this would happen.

been bad luck to everyone I've ever been with, and I'm leaving before I bring

bad luck to you.

Don't try to find me. I have too much experience running away.

Tell Danny I'm sorry, Sidney.

I still think we should try to find her. Honey, I've tried. I've been driving

all over this valley for three hours.

Like she says in the note, she's good at disappearing.

She could be 100 miles away by now.

Besides, I mean, this girl needs more help than we could possibly give her. I

just feel so sorry for her. This poor girl has never really had a life.

Yeah, well, you're too nice.

I just keep thinking Michael Sharp offered to give us back Falcon Crest if

made her go away, and we said no, and now she's gone anyhow.

Oh, well.

I'll get it.

Lance Compson? Yeah.

Officer Kubitsch. Well, come on in.

You mind if I ask you a few questions?

No, not at all.

This is my wife, Pilar.

Hi. Hi. Have a seat.

Officer, if this is about Danny Sharp's accident, I'm afraid we won't be much

help to you.

Thing is...

We're not so sure it was an accident.

What? He was driving too fast, no question about it.

But it looks like one of the wheel mounts was partially disconnected.

He's saying that the car was tampered with?

It's the kind of thing that doesn't usually happen by itself.

Wondered if, uh, maybe you might know something about it.

Why should we?

You spent a lot of time with the boy.

Did he have any enemies?

You mean like us?

Maybe.

It's no secret you're not too thrilled with the Sharps.

This winery used to belong to your family, didn't it? I resent that.

We were working together with Danny Sharp to turn this place around.

Look, officer, we don't have anything to hide. But if you're going to question

us as suspects, we demand the right to have an attorney present.

You're not suspects.

I was trying to get the facts.

We weren't even here when it happened.

Let me know if you come across anything. Sure.

Now we're suspects.

You know what I find really strange?

What? He didn't even ask about Sidney. It was her car.

Yeah, well, the car was registered in Danny Sharp's name. I mean, he's a legal

owner. I know, but it was her car.

She usually drove it.

Yeah, so?

Yeah. So maybe the question isn't whether Danny Sharp has any enemies, but

whether Sidney does.

Lance, come on. We know she has at least one enemy. You think Michael Sharp

tried to kill Sidney?

I don't believe it. Not even Sharp is going to try and kill a teenage girl.

Well, I wouldn't put it past him. I wouldn't put it past him.

Richard, he was so determined to break them apart. Why not?

Yes, but Pilar, my God, you don't... Richard, look.

We know you must keep tabs on the guy.

Maybe you have something that could tie into this somehow.

We know for sure he was at Falcon Crest the day before the accident.

A couple of the workers saw his car there.

Sharp's not going to tamper with a car.

He'd hire someone.

All right, all right. The point is, we smell a rat.

And the biggest rat around is Michael Sharp.

Yeah, I think I smell something else.

Like a chance to get Falcon Crest.

Back in the family.

Pilar, can you stay here with the boys? Sure.

Lance and I got a little legwork to do.

Come on. What's going on? I don't know. I'll call you. Okay.

Thanks. Okay, bye.

Information is power, Lance. With the right information, we'll have the power

make Sharp do anything we want him to do. So what are you going to do? You're

going to stroll up to Sharp's office right now and ask his secretary if he

to kill anybody lately? This is a puzzle.

You never know where we might find a piece.

Don't go anywhere.

I won't.

Hello?

Mr. Cunning, right?

Very good.

Can I help you? No, Mr.

Sharp isn't in. No, he's at the hospital.

His son's been in an accident.

I can reach him if it's really urgent.

No, no, no. I wouldn't want to bother him at a time like this. It's not a

pleasant thing when something happens to one of your children.

Actually, it's you I wanted to talk to anyway.

So tell me, are you happy with your work?

I'm afraid I don't understand.

Are you satisfied with your job?

Pays well. That's not what I ask.

Does Mr.

Sharp treat you with respect?

Hmm? Does it make you feel like a part of the organization?

I have no complaints.

I'm sorry, I don't know your name.

Oh, Connie.

Connie Johnson.

Connie.

Mr. Sharpe and I deal with the same people a lot.

And as things go, we talk to each other, and I've heard a lot of good things

about you.

Would you consider going to work for me?

Well, there are a lot of good secretaries around, Mr. Channing. Why

interest in me?

Because I think you could be especially helpful.

What you mean is you want some information on Mr.

Sharp and you're willing to pay for it.

Well, now, if you want to put it that way... I'm not the kind of person who

stabs her employer in the back, Mr. Channing.

I think we better go.

Um, Mr. Sharp doesn't deserve you.

You know, Miss Johnson.

So if you ever have a change of heart, you be sure and let me know.

Then hold your breath.

Good night.

Did you have any luck?

No, but I think you will.

You ever heard of the Oyster Bowl?

Who's playing it?

It's a bar.

Judging by the number of these she's got in her pocketbook, the sharp secretary

spends a good bit of time there, so I think we ought to follow her, see if she

goes there tonight. All right. And if she does, you could be a bachelor again.

A what?

At least for a while.

Bachelor for a night.

Oh, no.

Michael, I know how hard this is for you, but sometimes you just have to wait

and pray.

Waiting and praying are not exactly my specialties.

It's my fault.

My fault. No, it isn't. It is.

Michael, it's natural to feel responsible for the ones you love,

they're your children. When I lost the boys,

you just...

You can't be with him all the time. It's not possible. You don't understand. I

do understand. I do.

You didn't call Ann, did you?

Oh, God. I didn't even think about it.

There's been so much going on. I've been so worried. I called her just a while

ago, but I told her that you asked me.

She's taking the next flight out.

Oh.

Michael, he's her son, too. She would never forgive you if you kept this from

her. There's so much she's never forgiven me for. What's...

One more thing.

Thanks.

What would I do without you?

I could use some coffee.

How about you?

Just machine down the hole.

The CAT scan indicates considerable bleeding in this region.

It's compressing the brain, which can be quite dangerous.

How dangerous?

It can be fatal.

What are you telling me? Are you going to make it or not?

We hope so. Of course we hope so. What are his chances? The truth.

The truth is we won't know very much until we do the operation.

I'll keep you informed as best I can.

I'm sorry I can't be more helpful.

Michael, I'm sorry, but things could be worse.

There's still hope.

Things have looked bad before, but they've turned around.

It's because I was in control.

I couldn't make it happen, but this... I'd give anything in the world if

I was in the operating room and Danny was out here.

Daddy's dead. No, and he's alive.

He's in serious condition, but they're going to operate, and he has a good

chance of pulling through. He does.

Thank God.

Where is he? I want to see him.

We can't see him now. He's in intensive care. But there must be something we can

do to help.

We can help him by being ready to give him all the love that we have when he

pulls through this.

Hello, Michael.

Hello, Ann.

You must be tired.

Yeah. How was the flight?

Oh, it just seemed like forever.

I had the most horrible feeling the whole way that something happened to

Danny is alive.

And he's in there fighting, and he would like us to be out here fighting, too,

with him.

Is there anything you need? I can send out for some food or whatever you want.

No, but I'd like to talk to the doctor if possible. Of course.

Mind the two of you stay here and I'll go see if I can find him. I'm sure you

have a lot to talk about.

Thanks. Thank you, Lauren.

We'll soon find out.

Got to follow up on another lead. I'll be back in an hour.

Go get him, Taggart. All right.

Hi there.

Hi.

Bartender, I'll have whatever the lady's having.

Did you want to know what it is?

Oh, it doesn't matter.

I never could resist a drink with an umbrella in it.

Evening. Mind if I join you?

Yeah, we do. Feed it, pal.

Got your husband?

No, I'm not married.

Would you like to be?

Hey, I saw the lady first, and I'll take a hike. Wrong.

I've been watching this lady for a week.

I finally got up the nerve to introduce myself.

Jerry Gray.

Connie Johnson.

You're a secretary for a big shot. Shut up.

I've asked around. I just wasn't sure if you'd be interested.

What a load of crap. Now look, pencil neck.

I'm going to count to three.

If you're still here when I'm finished, I'm going to bend you like a pretzel.

One.

Two.

Bartender, scotch.

Let's go.

Come on.

Hello.

Oh, no.

You go.

You cold -hearted heartless dog.

I can't accept what you did to me. I hated it, but at least I can understand

But what harm did that 19 -year -old boy ever do to you? I don't know what

you're talking about.

Oh, the hell you don't. I'm talking about Danny's accident. What has that

do with me?

What do you think?

I think you better explain yourself.

When you sold that bearer barn, you set Danny Sharp up to be the fall guy.

You let Michael think that his own son had betrayed him.

Don't pretend to be surprised by what happened.

Junio, I swear to God...

I do not know what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't even bother to lie.

I was there when Michael got the news.

Will you settle down?

You tell me exactly what you saw.

Ed Myers came into the office with this computer printout or something. He

showed it to Michael.

He said that the tracer had come through and that they knew who had sold the

bond.

Michael read it out loud.

It said Sharp.

Right, Sharp. Michael Sharp, not Danny.

It's supposed to be a joke so that Michael will know he's his own worst

joke. Oh, no.

You should have known. Sharp doesn't have a sense of humor.

Michael assumed that Danny was the enemy.

Are you telling me that Sharp tried to kill his own son?

You know him well enough.

What do you think?

My God.

I don't even think he's human.

Richard?

If he finds out I was behind this whole thing, I don't know what he'll do to me,

but I think that death would be a bargain.

You've got to promise me that you'll never tell him I did it. Janelle, I'm

going to tell him, but you've got to get out of here. I don't care how much he's

paying you, what kind of jewelry he's giving you. No matter what, it's not

it. You know that, don't you? Look at me. You know that? I know. I know.

I know that.

There you go.

You all right?

Yeah.

What's that?

Three years in prison and you were innocent all along. That's not so bad.

I mean, I learned that...

Whatever didn't kill me just made me stronger.

Anyway, I'm looking for a job.

I could ask around.

Mr. Sharp hires people all the time.

I'm not exactly looking for an office job.

I mean, I just got out of prison.

I learned things in there that you're not supposed to know.

Things that a guy like this Mr.

Sharp might... find useful things that will land you right back in jail you

that's what i know anyway i

think mr sharp has people who do that kind of thing oh yeah like who

for instance jerry for your own good i don't think i don't think i should tell

you no i think you should tell no

No, I'm not telling you.

Pick my suit. He handles most of Sharp's dirty work, and he's a chauffeur.

Just the guy to arrange a little car trouble. Exactly. Say where we can find

him. No, but his name is so unusual, we shouldn't have trouble tracking him

down, you know?

Don't get me wrong, Rich. I love Pilar. I love her with all my heart, but being

single? Wasn't all that bad.

Keep your mind on business.

I got some news for you. What's that?

Sharp wasn't after the girl.

What? He was after Danny.

His own son.

The hematoma is pressuring the brain. If we don't remove it, he'll probably be

partially paralyzed.

If we do remove it, he should make a full recovery.

But in this kind of operation, it's also possible.

that he won't survive the procedure.

What? There's definitely a possibility in this kind of situation.

Oh, God.

What are the chances that something could go wrong?

I can't give a percentage. This kind of thing is totally unpredictable.

I'm sorry, but that's the only honest answer.

We can't risk it, Doctor.

If we wait a few days or we speak... Over time, the hematoma will only become

more severe.

I'm afraid it's now or never.

Then do it.

What? Are you out of your mind? We can't take that kind of risk.

Michael, I've raised him from a baby. You've only known him a few months. I'm

not going to let you... I know him well enough to know that he wouldn't want to

spend his life in a wheelchair.

What if he died?

He'll be dead to us anyway, because if we make a decision that causes him to be

a cripple... He's gonna hate both of us for the rest of his life.

Do the operation.

Don't let the thought of failure even enter your mind.

He lost interest in the Cub Scouts when he realized there were no girls.

Sounds like Danny.

Yeah, I admit, that was one good thing about being married to me. I never

after women.

Yeah, including me.

You barely knew I was there.

I had an agenda. I had things I had to do.

You never understood that.

I never understood.

Now you could be gone so much, you'd expect to have a marriage.

It was work, always work.

Other men work too, Michael.

They don't walk out on their wives and three -month -old child.

Richard's still not at home.

He's been gone all night. I don't know where he could be.

Honey, we were just talking about men walking out on women.

Just kidding, Seth.

I'm sure he'll have a good excuse. He's probably thinking it up right now.

It was wrong to leave you.

I admit it.

I was just a kid.

You know, I can never make it up to you, but I've tried to make it up to Danny.

How? By molding him in your image?

What does he want?

He's a 19 -year -old boy desperate for a father.

He wants whatever he thinks will please you. What if he isn't my image? Is that

so bad?

I got everything I need, everything I want. I mean, don't knock it till you've

tried it.

Michael, you are one of the most desperately unhappy human beings I've

known. Spare me the psychobabble.

The bottom line is this. I can snap my fingers any time, day or night, and have

anything I want.

Really?

Yes, really.

Then why don't you just snap your fingers and make Danny well again?

This doesn't look like your kind of place, Richard. Why don't you stay in

car? Meaning what?

Things get rough sometimes.

I might be better able to handle it. That's all an offense.

Oh, none taken. I'll wait here.

By the way, if the guy gives you any trouble in there, you mentioned another

accident involving a guy named Sal Tortino.

Sal Tortino.

Thanks.

I won't be long.

Woo!

We need to talk.

About what?

About that accident that just happened to Danny Sharp.

Your maintenance is getting pretty sloppy.

What's it to you?

Plenty. I think the cops might find it pretty interesting, too.

Talk to them all you want. I've been out of town for three days.

I can prove it easy.

What about Dal Tortino?

How about that little accident?

Hmm? Or were you out of town that night, too?

What are you looking at?

Like I said, we gotta talk, okay?

But not here.

That's great. You knocked him out cold.

If I hadn't, he'd be three blocks away by now. Buck, what do I know? It's not

kind of place.

Wait till it comes around, then.

He ain't the one you're looking for.

I was inside. I heard you talking. You're looking for some guy that

accidents, automobile accidents, right? We might be.

Nicky doesn't do that kind of work. Of course, he's got friends that do that

kind of work. For instance?

A parable that makes really bad.

That dog your memory?

Johnny. First name is Johnny.

We didn't have a little name.

Johnny Sacco.

Works at Haley's Garage over on 34th. Gets in around 6 o 'clock.

Yeah,

well, there's still hope. You know, she's alive.

She's unconscious, and she's hooked up to machines. You call that being alive?

Yes, I do.

I don't think Angela would. What are you saying, Richard, that we should pull

the plug?

No, I'm not saying that.

All right.

It's just a terrible thing to see her like that.

I know.

You'll meet me at Sacco's garage in two hours.

I'm mad. That's how I am. Where have you been?

And why is Pilar watching the children? Why doesn't she know where you are? I

was worried. Do you understand that? Something came up at work.

In the middle of the night? It happens.

No, not business. Not now. I said I'm sorry.

How's the boy?

I was trying to find out.

They've been operating a long time.

Michael comes back, please try hard not to get in a fight with him. He's been

through a lot.

I want you to meet someone.

Richard, this is Anne Ball and Danny's mother. Anne, Richard Channing.

You probably remember each other.

Yeah, it's good to see you again, Richard.

It's been a long time, but I do remember.

I'm sorry about your boy.

I hope he'll be all right.

Oh, excuse me.

Michael, what did they say?

Doctors won't tell me anything. I got a bad feeling. I got this bad feeling.

What do you mean?

Operation's a mistake.

I should have listened to you. There's too much at stake here. Michael,

stop it. Stop it.

It was a courageous decision and the one Danny would have wanted.

Your courage is the one thing about you I've always admired.

Don't back away now.

What's he doing here?

Talking to Lauren.

I don't need your permission for that, do I?

Michael, let's all just take it easy for a minute.

It is good to see you again.

It was a struggle.

I was young and I had Danny.

When Michael moved to the West Coast, I stayed back. He offered me money, but I

wouldn't take it.

That was foolish.

Yeah.

It seems silly now, I suppose.

Back then, I thought it was a matter of principle.

Anyway, I hung in there, got my degree, and then my doctorate.

By that time, life at a university was all I really knew, so I became a

professor.

History.

That's about all there is, really. You're pretty much up to date.

You'll never be married?

After Michael once was plenty.

I'm sorry, Lauren. I know how much you love him.

That's all right.

I understand how difficult Michael can be.

You know, I don't remember the last time I saw you.

You were trying to make peace between me and Michael.

There was a huge shouting match, and Michael stormed out, and you went after

him.

I was all he had. I couldn't desert him even if I knew he was wrong. I'm sorry.

Oh, no. I wasn't trying to beat an apology out of you. I ended it dead.

We were talking about the old days, and I remember the last time the three of us

were together in the hospital.

The day Danny was born.

Yeah, that was a good day.

Do you realize that we were the same age then that Danny is now?

No, it's not possible.

I remember how cold it was, even for Boston in February.

Ten below zero.

And there was this, like, power failure, and your apartment was freezing.

Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten. I was all bundled up like an Eskimo. And we

couldn't get the car started. We couldn't find a taxi. You practically

me to the hospital.

It was only three blocks.

It would have been easy if I'd walked, you know.

No, no wife of mine's going to walk herself to a hospital to have a baby.

I was holding on you for dear life and you were slipping all over the ice.

I only fell twice.

That was the peak.

That day, as miserable as I was, I really felt like you loved me.

Did you ever tell Danny that story?

No, I don't think I did.

He'd appreciate it, though. It's like something he'd do.

Why don't you tell him when he's better?

Tell him his old man occasionally did something right.

Mr. Sharp, there's a man at the front desk asking to see you.

You've come a long way.

College professor, respected, successful, and just as beautiful as

I wonder if Michael realizes what he lost.

I doubt if he's given it one thought in 20 years. I don't know.

He's different lately. He's been through a lot of hard times, and with this

accident, he's going to be going through a lot more changes.

He doesn't seem to really care about Danny.

You sound surprised. It's just fun.

A son he ignored for 19 years.

Well, I can understand how one would be angry. I would be.

But, Ann, I have seen them together, and it is not one -sided. He really does

care for him.

I hope so.

I gather Michael and Richard don't get along too well. That's got to be hard on

you.

Yeah, well, that's my nightmare.

I don't know how it started, but Richard and Michael, they hate each other.

Did you know Richard well 20 years ago, like what he was like?

No, I didn't know him well at all, really.

He was just one of Michael's business partners.

Give me one good reason why I should crush your skull.

Wait a minute. The punk you recommended may have killed my son.

Danny wasn't supposed to be in the car. It's beside the point.

Listen, I'm on your side.

I'm trying to tell you something.

Someone came around a few hours ago asking about this accident.

What do you mean? Who?

Lance Compson and another guy.

I only caught a glimpse, but I think it was Richard Channing.

That's what he's been up to all night.

Trying to crush me. I should have known.

Mr. Sharp, they talked about that the night we killed him in the alley.

Forget it. They had me proof they would have nailed this a long time ago.

What did you tell them about Danny's accident?

Nothing.

I swear.

All right.

We got to make sure that Johnny Franco doesn't talk either. You understand?

You want me to? I want you to introduce him to Val.

Okay.

Until they're done.

Get out of here.

What the hell do you think you're doing, Jenny? Scared, Mikey? You should be.

It'll be a cold day in hell when you scare me. You should know all about

That's the only place it... twisted, perverted demon like you could be born.

know what you did, Mikey, and as soon as I've got the proof, everyone's gonna

know. You don't know anything.

It's not what it looks like. I feel a chill.

Hell's starting to cool off.

You are?

Mm -hmm. Where are you going?

Home. Okay.

You take care of your brother.

You're right. He's going through hell.

And it may get worse.

How's Danny?

They're still operating.

I gather it doesn't look too good.

That's rough. He's not my favorite person on earth, but he deserves better

that. Anybody deserves better than having Michael Sharp for a father.

How's our friend Sacco?

This is where he works.

He's been on the job about a month, according to his parole officer.

He's got a record. No longer than your arm. Good.

Maybe we can do business with him then.

We'll soon find out.

Ow! Hey, what's the matter with you?

Yeah? Well, it's Mr. Sacco to you. All right. Oh, easy up here. Mr. Sacco, we

just have a couple of quick questions for you.

You ever heard of a man named Nick Massoud?

Never. Stand up. Uh -huh.

Now, have you ever heard of a man named Michael? Never.

Never? You know, Lance, I guess we're talking to the wrong man. We should be

talking to Officer... Yes, he's your parole officer, right?

Okay, so maybe I play pool with Nick sometimes.

What of it?

We're interested in another game you played with him and his boss, Michael

Sharp. You did a job for Sharp, right?

I don't like what you're talking about.

Now, Mr. Sacco.

Now, go on. Easy, Vance. Easy now. We don't want to give you any trouble.

after Sharp.

All right? You play your cards right, you're going to be fine.

Yeah. So what are you telling me here, huh?

That for the first time in the history of the world, you're going to let the

shot get caught in a little fright. You're going to let him get away, right?

Sure, I'm going to believe that.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Let me put it this way. We're not going to be talking to the police.

All right?

And neither will you.

So what's the drill, man? And I don't get it. Well, let's just say that there

are people, other than the cop, who might be interested in Mr. Sharp's

toward automobile maintenance.

I don't know about that. You know, once the word gets out, you know, the cops

start swooping around, you know.

Hey, B.

Yeah, it's Papa.

After the crime tape.

Well, you look nice.

Yeah. Looking good. Yeah.

If you don't help us, the three of us are going to take a walk to Paulson's

office. You got that? Yeah. That means you don't go anywhere.

Nowhere. All right.

Unless we're with you.

Is that your car, man?

You want it? Yeah, it's a nice set of wheels.

You got bread done, right?

Okay, so maybe this is going to be okay, right?

I'm delighted.

What the... You got the taco?

Well, Mr. Sacco better hope we get a hold of him before they do.

There's a couple things I've been meaning to say.

You probably weren't too thrilled when Denny decided to come out here.

He's old enough to make his own decisions.

19 years with you, he's fine. A few weeks with me, he ends up in the

That's the first thing. I can't tell you how bad that makes me feel.

Michael, nobody's blaming you.

The second thing.

He's a hell of a kid.

I never met anyone quite like him.

Yeah, I agree.

It's because of you.

It's because of the way you raised him.

In a way, it's probably a good thing that I wasn't around. He turned out a

better than if I had been.

I can't pretend an apology wipes out 20 years of bitterness.

But thank you for hanging.

Michael?

It looks very much as if he's going to be all right.

The cranial pressure wasn't nearly as severe as we thought at first.

And, um...

Physically, he's in excellent shape.

So in a case like this, that's a real plus.

Next on Falcon Crest. Was she Tucker? Yeah.

I'm here to see Johnny Sacco.

Richard Shannon finds him first. It's going to be very bad for my future and

yours. All we need is somebody who can blend in. Someone who knows the street

life from the inside.

Something about you. Something about you just don't add up. What out of my life

are you and your playmates are going to get hurt? Save your threats for

teenagers, Mikey.

Go on, I'm serious. I'm going to get you a little lesson in manners. Let go of

me.