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Previously on Falcon Crest. Walker, did you think I was just going to slink away

and let you take my wife from my home? You know, you're even crazier than I

thought you were. You ain't seen nothing yet.

You don't have the guts to kill anyone.

When I met you, you were the kindest. You were the most decent man I had ever

met. What'd you become?

I'm sorry, Laura.

I love you.

I'll take these. You grab the rest.

Is she going to love it?

She's going to love it.

If this doesn't cheer her up, I don't know what will.

Get out of here.

What do you want me to do with these?

Give them to your wife.

Lord, you scared?

It wasn't scary.

It was beautiful, Danny.

I wish you could have been there to see it.

The human psyche broken down to its most pathetic level. Pure, crystalline

insanity staring you in the face. And the funny part of it was that this poor

slob Walker thought that he was in control.

How's Lauren handling all of it? Oh, she's fine.

I mean, you know, she's got to go through the poor grieving widow routine.

I'll send her a check. So how are things in the winery?

Great. Excellent. I get to know the players, get to feel the place.

I've got some ideas I want to run past you. Try them out on Ed?

No. He's my attorney for a reason. I don't have time to worry over nickels.

Okay, there is just one thing... Take care of the bad wine like I told you?

Actually, it's one of the things I want to...

I'm past you. Let me guess.

You gave it to charity.

Charity is a complicated matter. I believe in it. I've given millions. I've

up four different foundations over the years. I've been man of the year twice.

go to all the boring dinners. But giving has its own strategy, just like

earning.

Especially since the SEC came down on you, huh, Dad?

I don't need you here to pass judgment or to make judgments. You work for me

just like everybody here works for me to maximize profit. Now, you got a problem

with that, huh?

Huh? You got a problem with being on the end of my leash? You tell me now. I'll

send you right back to Mama.

Hi, Danny.

Forget about him.

I want you to go over to my sister's. Yeah. Help her get through this thing.

Take her out shopping or something.

Michael, I don't even know her.

You know her.

Oh, I spent an hour with her while her husband kept us hostage. Now, that's not

an official introduction.

You get to know her. Look, if somebody's going to do what I tell them around

here, I can only beat ten people at once. Fine.

Listen, I'm a little tense today. Tonight, we really should... We really

go at it.

I'll be by around eight.

Frank's coming back tonight.

So?

So, it's time I had my own place.

I got to buy you your own place now?

Yeah. That was our arrangement.

Unless, of course, you'd like me to move in with you. No, I don't want you there

anymore. It's off limits.

Don't pout. Pouting is unbecoming anyone over the age of 12.

Listen, I got a real simple solution to all this.

Kiss Frank goodbye.

Lauren?

I thought you might need some help. Where's Michael?

He'll probably stop by later.

I used to love this house.

Walker built it from the ground up and I helped and we planned everything.

We were going to live here forever.

Look, why don't we get out of here?

This is really depressing.

Um, let's go, uh, shopping.

Shopping? Yeah. Why not?

Richard, hello.

Hi.

All right, that's all taken care of.

I can't ever walk out there again.

All right.

There are pieces of him all over the front yard.

Maybe this is not a good time.

Lauren, I'll call you later.

Oh, Frank.

It's so good to see you.

Poor baby.

I heard about what happened pretty last night. Oh, God, let's not talk about it.

Shh.

Frank, you're the only man I ever really loved.

You are not capable of love, my darling, but I know what you mean, and I thank

you.

What are you going to do now?

I'll tell you what I'm not going to do.

I can't go on looking for that poor little kid, Chris.

I spent three weeks chasing my tail. I give up.

He's probably just scared.

You know he'll be back.

Yeah, I hope so.

No, I think I'll just kick back and relax for a while.

Maybe spend some time here with you, huh? What do you think about that?

Yeah, that would be fun, wouldn't it? Yeah.

But it's just not possible. Frank.

Huh?

You're going to have to move out.

What are you talking about? Move out of my own house?

Mm -hmm.

I'm sorry, but I need it.

You're completely out of your mind. I'm not moving anywhere.

Let's keep it pleasant.

Please. I'll help you out as much as I can.

But I am the breadwinner now, and I need this place.

What do you mean, breadwinner?

Oh, you mean you working for this sharp character?

Well, he may be able to buy you out, but he ain't buying me.

That's because I own you, Frank.

Let's not forget that.

I'm not going to move out of this house, not in a million years.

And don't throw what happened to Renee in my face again.

You don't have that poor woman's bones.

You never did.

Please don't make me call your bluff, Frank.

Why don't you just tell me what this is all about? Sorry, sir. My orders would

just bring you in.

Hello,

Jack.

Look, I don't appreciate this one bit.

If you think you've got a reason to arrest me, then do it and let me call my

lawyer.

Why don't you sit down, Frank?

Frank, your sister -in -law?

Said you'd moved out. You did, didn't you? And this was the only place we

talk. Talk?

Talk about what?

This might have to be Chris. Where is he?

What's happened?

Las Vegas Police Department just found his body.

It appears he was murdered.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Christmas.

Oh, Frank.

Oh, my God. Get out of here, both of you. Take a hike, old man. We're busy.

Frank, we already talked about this.

Really, you're making this just much too hard on yourself. We've had a... Get

out of here.

You're kidding me, right, Grandpa? What, you're going to fight me for her honor?

Please, just leave.

Michael. Michael, maybe you better leave. No way. I want to see you two

I'll referee.

Best two out of three falls.

Look, Frank.

You just had to keep pushing, didn't you?

You couldn't leave it alone.

Well, you picked a bad time to push me, Janille.

I'm going to take you down with me.

Frank, I'm... What was he talking about?

You pass the salt.

Pilar, salt.

It's right in front of you.

Will you please not fight?

Listen, it's our health. We'll do what we want.

Why can't you two just love each other? Oh, isn't that sweet?

Why don't we all just hold hands and sing We Are the World?

I'm sorry, Sidney.

I don't need a teenager giving me advice for the lovelorn. Such a jerk.

Why did I ever marry you? Really?

Well, let's quit the whole charade right now and file for divorce.

I must hand -deliver these flowers to the most beautiful woman in Tuscany

Valley.

But you, fair -skinned woman, are certainly the most beautiful

girl. You can't go in.

But of course I can.

What are you doing here?

To put it simple, I have finally met my match.

I find myself thinking of things other than chess.

Instead of the Sicilian defense, I think of the soft power of your

lips. The queen's gambit becomes the rhythm of your body when we are

locked. It was the first time I have been blindfolded and unable to predict

next move.

Yovan, this is my husband, Lance Compton.

Mr. Compton, how refreshing and European it is to encounter such a successful

open marriage such as yours.

The only thing that's open in this room, pal, is your mouth.

Oh.

You are a player.

How wonderful.

But, Lee, do not compete with me.

For you, it would be self -destructive and ridiculous.

Lance, sit down. Don't pretend you actually care. I have faced down a

battle tank.

There is very little that frightens me.

Except, of course...

A woman.

You can have her, chump.

Why should you be different than any other guy in Tuscany Valley?

Not very.

Promiscuity does not offend me.

Mind if I join you?

Hey, Lance.

Sure.

Thanks.

You sure you want a drink with me?

Hey, look, what happened to us happened a million years ago.

Thank you, buddy. You bet.

What are you going to have?

I think I'll have a beer.

As a matter of fact, I think I'll have several beers over here.

What do we got here?

A woman in trouble?

How can you tell? It's like looking in a mirror.

So, what are we going to do about it?

You know what they say, don't you? The best way to get over a lost love is to

find a new lust.

I don't know, Frank.

Now I get you.

Hi. Hi.

Hello. You know, we were just wondering.

What the hell are the two of us doing sitting over there? Yeah.

The two of you guys are sitting over here.

We were just wondering the same thing.

Wow.

I've got a flush.

Oh, well, that beats my pair.

Honey, your pair are unbeatable.

I almost forgot.

Oh, come on.

I don't want to play anymore.

Why not?

What are you, a sore loser?

Nudity isn't the issue. It's colors.

Colors?

What's she talking about? The colors in this room, they're hostile.

Somebody died in this room.

Don't worry about Alice.

She just gets these feelings and sometimes she's right.

I can talk to dogs.

So can I.

They just don't talk back.

Frank, where are you going?

I'm not really much of a card player.

Lauren, it's almost midnight now. Stop cleaning.

It's time for bed.

Come on. I haven't cleaned up there yet. I can't sleep in that room unless it's

clean. Listen to me.

You have got to get out of this house. We've got to get back to where we were

before all this happened.

Why did it happen?

There's no answer for that. Then you'll drive yourself crazy trying to come up.

I'm already crazy. That's why I'm doing this.

God is punishing me. What I don't understand is why God is punishing me.

God's not punishing you.

Come on, you're coming with me. No!

You're the one that wants to hurt me. You're the one. I know it. My brother

me you want to hurt me. I know it.

No, I'm not.

You think that I don't know what you're going through, but I do.

I've lived.

Every moment of it, every bloody second.

You're out there, hanging on the edge.

You've got to let me pull you back.

Harder. Where do you think you're going? You're not done.

You want to bet?

Enough with the mouth, kid. Finish your reps.

That's one.

That's two.

Okay, last one. Come on.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Come on. Come on. Come on.

You're done.

Go put on your dress.

I'm just trying to get the best out of you.

This father loves his son.

You just don't understand it yet.

How's my sister doing?

She's terrible. That's how she's doing.

You really ought to go see her, Michael.

Janille, when I need advice about my personal life, believe me, you'll be

the last person that I'll get it from.

I'm out of here. Fine. Take off.

What are you afraid of?

I mean, Lauren's your sister. She needs you. Don't you care?

She doesn't need me.

She's got Channing's arms wrapped securely around her.

This isn't a grudge or a deal. This is life.

Pay her a visit.

Danny, don't make me insult you.

Insult yourself.

Here we go.

They've just about got everything. We'll be out of here soon.

Richard, I'm not ready for this yet. I know that.

But I can't leave you here alone.

It's Danny, my nephew.

You okay?

I'm trying.

Did he send you, too?

No.

I'm sorry.

He wants to come.

You know, it's... He's very busy.

He really loves you.

I know.

I mean, that's the whole problem.

He loves me too much, and he gets jealous if I have any.

Danny, I want you to meet Richard Channing.

It's a pleasure to meet you. My dad talks a lot about you. I'll bet he does.

Are you moving out? She is.

Tell your father Lauren will be staying with me.

What are you doing, Frank?

Well, I'm just getting my things together.

Before I leave, that's what you wanted, huh?

Whatever you say.

I'm going to take a bath.

Want to join me?

Good night, Jenny.

Good night, Frank.

Are you doing, old girl?

I'm so sorry, Angie.

Done so many things wrong.

But I'm going to make it right.

I'm going to wipe the slate clean.

I just came to say goodbye, pal.

Before it all goes crazy.

I love you, pal.

My people are real people.

You know, Yvonne, I'm starting to feel a little dizzy here. What is this?

The blood of wild boars.

Disgusting.

Disgusting. And you love it.

Get back with me.

What are you saying?

God, I have never met anyone like you in my life.

I've never met anybody like me in my whole life.

But not in life anyway.

It's moments, it's tenderness, it's funny smells.

Just calm down a little bit, all right?

You look so nice and you are happy.

Am I happy?

Such a juicy philosophical question.

What do you think?

You know, you were so completely different than my husband.

I've met your husband. That is a great compliment.

Don't say that.

Lance is a wonderful man, and he's probably a lot better than I ever

I made the mistakes.

Maybe they weren't mistakes.

Maybe it was meant to be.

Do you think maybe this could be the start of something?

I have been married six times.

I know that something's meant to be.

Come here, lucky setter. Oh my god, lucky setter.

These were in the freezer.

I microwaved them.

They'll do.

What's going to happen between you and Pilar?

Look, Sidney, just because you make me a hot dog does not give you permission to

delve into my personal life, okay?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I'm trying to get you to listen to me.

I mean, you're letting this great person, Pilar, just slip away.

All because you're on this incredible ego trip.

People make mistakes.

Where'd you read that, Cosmo?

Or was it, uh, Teen Beat?

I'm smarter than my years, Lance.

That's what you keep telling us.

And then you throw a hot dog at me.

What's wrong with Lauren, Daddy?

Nothing, honey. You go on to bed. I'll be in in a minute.

Lauren. Hey, what's wrong?

What can I do?

Anything. Anything you want.

Anything. I'll give it to you all night. I will. Do you know who you're talking

to? Yes, I know who I'm talking to you.

Who? Who am I? Am I Walker? Am I Michael?

No, I know. I know who you are. And I know what you want. I know what you

Dad, are you going to tell us a story?

Back in your room now.

Come on. But I'm scared.

There's nothing to be scared of.

I... Lauren's just upset.

I'm not upset. I'm fine.

I'm very, very fine.

Here you go.

Go ahead.

She's sleeping now.

Is it a nervous breakdown?

Exhaustion and shock.

She needs to rest.

I'd recommend the same for you.

How long do you think she's going to have to be here?

Well, it's hard to say.

Take your boys and go home, Mr. Channing.

Thank you, Doc.

All right, boys.

Come on, let's go.

Michael, hi.

It's me.

I'm sorry about before.

Look, I can't stand apologies. Just don't screw up again.

I won't, I promise.

I'll even go see your sister.

Good. Are you busy?

Always.

Can we get together?

Uh, not tonight.

Michael, I really need to see you tonight.

Want and need are tough words for me, kid. Good night.

Nick, how we doing on time?

You're already there.

I've been circling around the block for ten minutes.

Whatever I'm paying you, Nick, it's not enough.

Hi, Richard.

Hello.

Is Lauren moving somewhere?

Yes.

After she gets out of the hospital.

Hospital?

She collapsed yesterday.

She's having a hard time. She needs some rest.

How can I help?

I don't think any of us can help right now.

How about you?

Me? How are you holding up? I'm okay.

You really do care for her, don't you?

It's a terrible feeling, isn't it?

What?

Seeing someone you love in pain?

Nah, just loving him.

I loved someone once.

So much that it hurt to be that vulnerable, that out of control.

The man I loved was married.

I was willing to do anything to get him anything.

And when he saw how far I went,

It fell apart.

Oh, I got control, all right.

But it destroyed our lives.

You don't look like someone who's been destroyed.

Yeah. Well, I cover it well.

You're a... What's the word? An enigma to me.

Janille, when I first met you, I thought... What?

Let me guess.

A dangerous flirt?

Basically.

And what do you think now?

I think you are a very lonely lady.

Ah.

Well, Richard, you're an enigma to me, too. Yeah. And I'm not the only one

lonely.

What exactly is it we're supposed to find? I'm just going to show you.

Look Frank, you don't have us on some whacked out wild goose chase, do you?

Jack you want to solve a murder or not?

Go on open it up Who

is it Frank?

I'm sure you'll find it's my wife

It's got play. It's an Angora, a little more evolved.

Here, check it out.

Look at the silhouette on these shoes. You know, Darren, you're a great tailor,

but I hate listening to you. What are you talking about? Check it out. I'm not

tailor. Just so we understand each other, I'm a fabric designer.

If you want some straight -ahead toehead, come in here and massage your

you up in some pseudo -GQ nonsense, that's fine.

You want top spin?

You call me.

Hey, I was way out of line. Listen, give me everything you've got and then take

your lounge act out of here.

What's up?

You're not going to be happy about this.

Lauren's in the hospital.

Why? Is she hurt? What happened to her? Nothing happened. She's upset.

She's in the hospital because she's upset? She had a breakdown.

What?

She's been through a lot, Michael.

A nervous breakdown?

My sister?

Richard says she's going to be okay. She just needs some rest.

It's not a nervous breakdown.

It's him. It's Channing. He's messing with her. He pulled her away from her

husband. Walker was a good guy.

I mean, I didn't love him, but he wasn't a monster.

Do you want to go over there and see her?

What for?

You just said she needs some rest. She'll be okay.

Well, I just thought... Well, don't!

Well, let's go pick up Danny. Promised him I'd buy him a new car.

No, no, no. Wait, wait a minute. There's some things you don't understand. I've

got to start at the beginning.

Look, I was on the tour.

I was one of the best. What tour, man? What are you talking about?

The tennis circuit. Look.

I broke the top ten four years in a row.

Everybody knew I had what it took to be number one.

Well, I hadn't counted on Janelle, and neither had I.

Who's Janelle?

Broad and a thorn dry?

No, no, no, Jack, that was Renee, I told you. And she wasn't a broad.

That, that in the box, that was my wife.

Look at that. You think I'm crazy? You can check on all this.

Listen.

I had Roseville two sets to love in the Australian Open, and I lost it in five.

You want to know why I lost?

That's when she started playing her games with me.

That's when she made her move.

Coming to the matches with Renee.

Hanging around the locker room. You know, tagging along with us everywhere

went. She was only a kid.

But even then, she was a killer!

Look, Frank, I love hearing war stories, but what does all this have to do with

the murder?

That's it.

Murder.

Geneal.

Safety and luxury have never been melted so perfectly.

I don't know. I mean, do you think this car is really right for me?

You want a Ferrari?

That's fine. Then I want you to buy some pointed boots, wear your shirt open in

front and put on an earring because that's the kind of guys that drive

They're trendy. This car says something else.

Now, what exactly is wrong with an earring?

Don't you think an earring and a ponytail are a little redundant?

I like his hair. I'm glad.

See, that's perfect.

She likes your hair. She'd like it if you drove a Ferrari. But the car you get

here is for the world of men, not women.

Don't worry, honey.

I want to get you one, too. Okay, Otto, today's your lucky day. What kind of

deal are you going to give me on a couple of things?

No deals, Mr. Sharp. We do not bargain.

You see, that's another reason we get the car here.

May I help you, gentlemen?

Janiel Erickson?

Yes. I have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the charge?

Murder of Renee Agretti. What murder?

Who's that?

She's my sister. She disappeared ten years ago, but I... We found her.

With the help of... Frank Agretti.

He took us to her body and gave us a full confession, which includes your

participation. Well, Frank is out of his mind. You know, Michael, you've got to

do something. Look, officer, how well do you know this guy, Frank? For instance,

his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, you know? She just left

him. He's jealous.

Come with us. No, I'm not going anywhere. You know there's been a

it, Michael!

Michael!

You never know, do you?

I will just take the one.

Are you going to let them take her to jail?

Hey, keep your mind on the car.

I'm going to have the best attorney in the state downtown in 45 minutes.

First things first. Okay, Otto, let's talk color. This looks like a nosebleed.

What do you got? Something black?

Time to drink some more.

Hey, come on.

You need to drink something.

We need you to get better.

I don't care how long it takes.

The boys and I are going to be here for you.

Good girl.

Where's Walker?

Walker's dead, Lauren. I know he's dead. I saw him die, remember?

Where is he now?

Where do you want him to be?

With our children.

Do you think if I went there, we would all be a family again?

I don't know.

What do you want?

Can you tell me what you want?

Something's happened.

What, you couldn't reach Myers? No, he's downtown taking care of Janelle, like

you said.

Richard Channing's here.

Where, in my office?

I wasn't sure. I thought... You're trespassing. Get out of here. And

count the silverware.

Lauren's in the hospital.

Remember her, Michael?

Your sister?

If you've got one shred of humanity...

Go and see her. Maybe you shouldn't be here. Maybe you shouldn't have anything

more to do with Lauren or me. You get involved, people end up dead. Or in the

hospital. Take a big hint, pal.

Disappear.

Go see her.

A skull, which lab tests confirm, is Miss Erickson's sister, who disappeared

about ten years ago.

Mr. Gretty, the deceased husband, took us to the body using a post -storied key

he found in Miss Erickson's possession.

Now, he's also given us a detailed testimony of his and Miss Erickson's

involvement in the crime.

Well, that certainly sounds fine, but it's not evidence.

a skull, a witness, and the key to the post office box.

I checked up on the history of that box. It's in Mr. Agretti's name. My client

knows nothing about it. There's no proof that it's hers.

The only thing connecting her with it is Mr. Agretti's testimony, and I would

like to remind you that my client has just left him for another man.

So anything he has to say is subject to serious question.

Good afternoon.

Will you hold on a second?

You have no fingerprints, no weapon, no motive.

No ease.

Well?

You picked her up?

Yeah, we picked her up. But we're probably gonna have to let her go.

What? We don't have anything on her besides your story.

Which she denies.

Well, of course she denies it. Well, it's your word against hers. It's not

enough to bring charges.

There's got to be a way to prove she did it. Where are you going?

I'm going to find the proof. That's where I'm going. Can't allow it.

You're the one that knew where the body was.

Post office box was in your name.

Plus, you gave me a three -page confession of your participation.

Now you're not going anywhere except down the hall.

She shot her.

I wasn't there.

Then she came to me. All I did was cover up.

You just confessed again, pal.

But I didn't do it.

Jack, are you crazy? I didn't murder anyone. Jack, wait. Janille.

Janille. Tell him. Tell him the truth.

Janille.

Janille.

Hey, here's my favorite sister.

Brought you something. Remember these?

From Lopez Ranch down in Monterey, huh?

What are you doing in here?

Where are you doing this?

You're damn right it's me.

Lauren, it's not good that you're in here.

It's not right for either one of us.

You look so afraid.

I am afraid.

I'm afraid of you never coming out of here.

to idolize you.

I dreamt about you. You were perfect.

I wanted so much to find somebody just like you, but I couldn't.

I can't stand to see you with him.

Oh, you don't love him.

You're staying here.

You're all I have.

Get out of my chest.

Oh, Michael.

I know you love me. Oh.

I'm ready to go.

She just got out of the hospital.

She's going to be fine.

You were right. It was a good idea to go see her.

Where's the waiter?

Now what's the matter?

Surrounded by basket classes.

Next on the Falcon Crest. Do we nail Channing or not? It's going to be

need somebody to get into Channing's office and get some numbers. I have a

like a computer. I have a photographic memory. I think it's time for you to go.

Yvonne.

Yvonne. Someone took the information out of this office. Now I want to know who.

Let Richard think that Lauren leaked the deal. That way everybody gets what they

want. I am very lucky to have made a friend like you. Bye.

Want to know if I can trust you?