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Previously on FalconCraft.

I just love fireworks.

Oh, I'm so glad you're home.

I am sorry, but I just can't deal with Carly anymore. Well, I'm the only one

has. I just don't want her to come between us.

I had a baby.

Your baby.

Oh! When Maggie and Richard say, I do, all of Chase's property belongs to

me. All of it.

And tonight.

Let's get one thing straight here, you know?

I'm going to marry you.

Surprise!

It's your bachelor party, buddy!

Hey,

we're talking

about my father going out with a woman half his own age. What happened?

Better tell me right now.

You bitch!

You never know what's going to happen next at Falcon Crest.

Sally, do I?

Because, well, you know, I'm not a new bride.

It's just that the first time I really didn't have a dress and a veil and all.

And I'd really like to do it right because... I'm really getting married.

I don't trust you, Chase.

You've got something else up your sleeve.

But I'm smarter than you are. I always have been and I always will be.

And the most important thing is to get them married.

wanted.

You'll be in charge of the bachelor party on Thursday night, won't you?

The what? Well, it was supposed to be the night before the wedding, but then

Maggie had other plans. So, so, so... Emma, I realize

I might regret this, but what are you talking about?

Richard Channing's bachelor party.

It's tradition.

The men all get together, and then they get drunk.

And then they...

They do, well, whatever it is that you do.

What do we do, Charlie? So anyway, you just make the phone calls and invite all

his friends.

All of Richard's friends?

That'll take a fast 45 seconds.

Charlie?

Grandmother.

Have you seen Shannon? I think she's out on an errand. Why? We were supposed to

go house hunting today. We're going to move in together.

You are?

I am so tired of running. I just want to have some kind of life of my own. Do

you love him?

All right, even if I don't tell Lance, you think that's going to keep him from

finding out?

I'll tell him.

Someday, not yet.

You're asking me to lie to my son. I don't like that.

It's not a lie.

Just keep it secret.

What about me?

I was the father of that child.

You think that doesn't mean something to me?

You think you don't mean something to me?

Okay, we're going to have a vote.

Which is the best label?

Here we have a view of the valley.

And, oh, we have the Agretti wineries in the late 1800s.

And here we have the family crest.

There are three. You can pick whichever one you like.

And, oh, I do love the Madonna and Child.

Although I'm not sure that Joseph could live up to it. And I know I couldn't.

Okay. You're going to put the labels on the bottles.

What are you going to put in the bottles?

A Grady Wines.

I thought you needed grapes to make wine.

I have grapes.

I just bought the Purdy Harvest.

You got the Purdy Harvest? Yes.

Gee, Angela doesn't even get that once every ten years. And can you just see

face when she finds out? I sure can.

Oh, Dan, it's all going to happen. I'm having this reception in San Francisco

Friday night, and all the distributors are going to be there, and I'm going to

break open my father's reserves just to remind them what this family can do.

Excuse me, kids.

Can I just say one thing?

I was wondering if possibly maybe I could borrow, um, an extra lamp?

The cabin has, like, no light.

I'm sure we can find you something.

This way.

Oh, also some silverware.

I'd like one fork.

Hi,

sis. Hi, Dan. How are you?

I'm fine. Thanks.

What's next?

All right.

What? Oh, Len Potts called me.

About the codicil to Chase as well. I know. He called me too.

To be opened in the event Maggie marries Richard Channing.

One thing for sure, it doesn't say have a good time on your honeymoon.

Richard, what it says is not important.

I'm not going to let Chase control my life.

Hey, Channing.

Still want to be a straighthead, you know?

I'm going to marry you.

Got that?

Got that, baby.

Mrs. Haberman seemed like such a nice person.

So did Arthur. I was sure that I could help.

So what happened?

Well, I was just telling Arthur about romance and marriage, and the weasel

grabbed me.

Excuse me. Do you have any of these made up in the back that we could take a

look at?

So, uh, once this guy's addressed, I'm gonna go punch his lights out. No,

There'll be publicity and everything.

Well, did he... Did he hurt you?

No. I got out.

You sure?

I just take my word for it. That is the last time that Ask Emma gets involved

with one of her clients.

And don't say I told you so. I wasn't going to. Well, then stop thinking it.

brains are blank. Honest.

Oh, oh, dear. Oh, dear. Could we see something else, please?

I assume that the contents of the codicil will influence Mrs.

Chiberti's decision.

Garth, all I want you to do is get a copy of the codicil. Yes, sir. Before

wedding. Yes, sir.

Remember the wedding. Wait, sir. I have to announce it. Hey, guys. How are you?

If my receptionist lets you barge in here, I guess I'm going to have to fire

her. Oh, no, no, don't do that. She tried to stop me, but when I told her

was the best man at your wedding... Emma didn't tell you?

I'm sorry, she asked me. I thought she cleared it with you. No, she didn't.

But I do guess the groom has some privileges, Garth.

It would mean a lot to me if you would be my best man at the wedding.

I would be honored, sir. Good.

I'm touched.

Guys, listen, you own me, Channing, so what are you going to do with me?

Oh, I don't know. I thought maybe I'd make you a copy boy.

Waste of talent.

Matter of opinion.

Tell me... Oh, excuse me. Shall we dance?

Tell me, Stavros, why are you so eager all of a sudden?

Well, to tell you the truth...

I figure working with you could be educational. Just keep your hands off of

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. And you know I'm always looking to improve myself.

You're full of it.

Use him if you can.

If he screws up, dump him in the river.

Have a nice day.

I plan to.

Hated the party planning business.

So you like real estate better?

Well, that depends on how you like this house. This is the last one I can show

you.

A little bit of a fixer -upper.

Boy, Allison, I'll tell you.

You called this a fixer -upper. You're in the wrong business.

Well, now wait a minute. You haven't seen the inside.

The owner was going to remodel, so he ripped everything out.

And then he ran out of money.

This is it.

Oh, I want it.

Well, look, be prepared for a lot of work. That's perfect.

That's perfect. I mean, then I can really make it exactly what I want. This

my house. Oh, and look, look out there. I mean, just take a look out there.

Not a grapevine in sight.

Oh, I have to call Emma.

Listen, Angela, all I'm asking is for you to drop the charges.

She stole my tractor.

Well, you never made mistakes when you were her age.

Not one.

Okay, you're perfect. Some other people aren't.

I'm surprised. I thought you were coming over here to tell me you're quitting

the spa and that you didn't want to talk to me anymore.

I didn't like what you did to Melissa.

I also don't like what Melissa does to you sometimes.

Well, why does that leave you?

Well, not in the middle. I promised myself that, and I'm going to stick to

Well, keep that in mind when I make my final decision.

I'm sorry, Judge, to keep you waiting so long.

You know, I will contribute to your campaign.

But first, I would like for you to do me a favor.

Of course.

The little fix girl is so young.

I think that she needs a guiding hand.

Well, I have something to say, and I don't need background music for it.

Well, okay.

Well, I thought you'd like to know what Judge Ambrose said about your case.

I thought you said you already took care of that for me. I did. Instead of

spending time in jail, you'll be doing community service.

Angela, what is this? What are you trying to make me do, like a candy

now, or what?

The service is under my control.

Seventy hours of it.

Now, do you think that's enough time to break up Melissa and Dan?

I already told you that I was working on that for you. I don't understand what

you're trying to do, like make me into your little puppet?

Charlie, nobody will ever see this dream.

You broke into Potts' office before. What's the big deal this time?

Well, there's a new security system. State of the art.

Installed under interesting circumstances.

And those were?

Mr. Potts recently hired a new secretary.

48 hours later, he fired her. 24 hours after that, he requested the new system.

Who was the secretary?

Well, her name is Clarice Porter.

Although there's not a name under which she took the job.

Now, I have a full report coming soon.

Should make for some entertaining reading.

Hello.

Richard, it's Lance. Listen, I thought I'd better call you.

Eric's over here at the max and he's really shooting up his mouth.

Nothing unusual about that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

What the hell?

Davros, are you in here?

You bet, Rissy.

Surprise!

Richard, we all gather here together to celebrate something. And do you know

what that is?

No, I don't. It's your bachelor party, buddy.

My bachelor party? Emma talked us all into getting together for this, and, you

know, there's no stopping Emma.

Oh, I know.

So I have the camera here, and we're all going to get a quick photo so that we

can prove to Emma that we did this, and we can all go home.

Hey, now, wait a minute here.

Emma went to a lot of trouble. I don't think we should let her down. I think we

should have some fun.

Lighten up, Garth. Lighten up. Lance,

I expect to see a few dancing girls.

Well, see, I shouldn't have canceled that stripper.

However, we do have some entertainment in mind. Hit it, ladies.

Come on.

Here,

have a drink. Thank you, sir.

Lighten up. Thank you.

I am surprised.

I mean, if I'm going to have a stag party, I might as well make like a stag.

Jim Richard.

Surprise! Oh, no.

Oh, and all that business about a flat tire. Well, that was my idea. Oh.

Right here, maybe. Okay, thank you.

Well, this is, uh... This is crazy.

Well, every bride has to have a shower.

I know, but I am not exactly a new bride here.

This one is from me.

Oh. Oh, well, thank you.

We're getting right into this, aren't we?

Actually, I made them for myself.

I thought you might like them.

They're from my hope chest.

I never got a chance to use them.

My wedding... Well, my weddings were... Well, they weren't.

I hope you like them.

I do.

I love them.

I love them, and I love you. Thank you.

They're lovely, and I'll treasure them forever.

Richard, it's live. Richard, it's fresh.

Richard, it's only for you.

I

don't want to

lose the good thing that I got.

If I did, I would surely lose a lot.

Because your love is better than any love I know.

It's like thunder, lightning.

The way you love me is frightening.

I better knock on wood.

Baby, I better knock on wood.

I'm not superficial about you.

But I can't. Take no chance.

You know we got a sweet thing going, baby.

You got me all in a trance. Your love is better than

any love I know.

It's like thunder, like lightning.

The way you love me is brightening.

I better knock.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen you with anything other than cow's

juice. Any chance of you ending up with a lampshade on your head tonight? Not as

long as there's a chance of having an all -girl band sit in my lap. Girls, you

were wonderful. Thank you very much. Come on down!

Oh, well... Oh, I guess we shouldn't be making any sudden moves in this

crowd tonight.

It's a piece of paper, Garth.

This is the list, the party list that Emma gave me.

A list of games we could play.

Games?

She wants us to play games?

Well, come on now. All right, everybody have a seat.

Oh, all right. Let's hear what Emma has to say. I love Emma and anything Emma

wants to do is all right. Okay, the first game is called Truth Game.

Each player tells a truth about himself.

Oh, that one's out.

Most of what we would say could be held against us.

I think that's a pretty good idea.

And I think Stavros ought to lead us off in this little game of truth.

Yeah. Oh, no. Come on, Richard. You know me. I have no secrets.

I'll start.

Wait a second. I don't want to guess on what he's going to say.

Okay. No, I know what it is.

You were one time a multimillionaire. No, no, no. He's working at Fountain

because he's hiding out from international gangsters. That's good.

Gangsters are better than Angela.

Let's hear what he has to say. What is it, Charlie? I served cat food for one

Mrs. Chaney's parties.

The market delivered the wrong cans.

Was I at that party?

I have one just like They're great.

We'll talk about this later. Let me see that. Oh, well, of course you'd want to

see it.

I got it at this great boutique in the city.

Oh, that one in the marina? How did you know? Oh, this one is from me. Oh, thank

you. I'm sorry it isn't a matte set. There's only one. But the family

said they used to be thick. Aha.

It's well wrapped.

That is really beautiful.

You never cease to amaze me. I never know which way you're going to jump.

It's just part of my charm.

It's beautiful.

Excuse me just a moment.

Why did you have my bag packed?

To save you the trouble.

But why? Well, you certainly can't stay here.

Everything is completely out of hand.

I don't think so.

When Lance decides to leave Falcon Crest, that is out of hand.

Well, I warned you that we might fall in love.

Does he love you?

I think so.

I hope so.

What do you think he'd say if I told him you had Tony Thompson's baby?

I'd like to declare my father exempt.

What's my father going to say?

Maybe he's got a library book overdue somewhere.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I could have done a couple things that you don't

know about.

No, no, no. I'm the only troublemaker in this family. I'll drink to that. Wait a

minute, wait a minute. I want to know, how often did you have to bail this

out of jail?

Okay, I got a better idea. Well, that counts my secret.

I got a better idea.

Careful, it's slippery right there.

You know, I've been wondering about this for a while. It seems like...

Well, it seems like we all have something that we share.

And I was wondering if you, my friend, were a member of the club.

What club?

Well, hey, wake up.

Most of us.

Look around. Most, I think all of us, have slept with Melissa.

I'll leave if you want me to.

And if you won't take this from me, would you at least take it from Joseph?

Thank you, Melissa.

Sit down, please.

Thanks.

You never know what's going to happen next at Falcon Crest.

Come on, Dan!

Sorry, nobody's got a sense of humor.

Come on. You know, even I didn't think... Come on. I mean, I thought it

funny. Excuse me.

Hey, we all fall for the same woman.

What kind of woman is this? I mean, she's something else. That's enough.

enough! That's easy for you to say.

You've got her now.

Hey, now, he's not worth it.

Tony, you still haven't answered that question. On the other hand, he's all

yours. Come on, man.

Give me!

Stop it, damn it! Both of you!

He doesn't have to answer the question, okay? Because number one, he's my

father, okay? Number two, we're talking about a woman half his age. Number

three, she was married to me.

So I think it's time you put a cork in it.

I've finally located Barry's quarter.

She's a friend of J.

Spence. Oh, that's just terrific.

What's this about Spence? Get lost.

Spence happens to be Angela Channing's pet rat, which means there's a good

chance she's seen the God of Soul. Oh, if Angela's got it, we can get it. You

have another drink.

I don't need another drink.

Now, listen to me.

Garth is good over here, but he doesn't know Falcon Crest. He doesn't know it

like I do. I live there. I know where the papers are. I know where the safe

I know the combinations.

I can get in, and I can do it. The only thing I know you can do is make an ass

out of yourself.

All right.

You think you can do it? Do it. You get me a copy of the codicil. Yeah.

Before the wedding.

Let's go. The party's over.

I remember every word. I was 11 years old. Dear darling, please just shut up.

No, I want to hear this.

What did she say? I am sure it is exactly the same thing that your mother

you. My mother never told me anything.

She gave me a book.

With no pictures.

Damn it.

Well, my mother and I had the talk.

We never had that talk.

Well, I tried, but you locked yourself in your room.

She said, Vicki, one of these days, boys are going to... Richard.

Ladies only.

Oh, sorry, Emma. I don't mean to spoil your party. I thought you'd be through

now. Can you leave?

Um... Well, we'll see you Saturday at the wedding.

Oh, I didn't know you were invited.

Are you eager to have this wedding take place, Angela?

Perhaps I was only trying to wish you the best.

So I think there's a good chance that Angela has seen a copy of the codicil.

And she has.

And she's not trying to get in the way of the wedding.

Richard, you want to know what that thing says? I'll tell you what it says.

I knew Chase at his worst.

He did one of two things.

One, he's put in some kind of a provision that cuts you out of any claim

Gia Verdi property.

Okay?

You think you can live with that?

I can scrape by, thank you.

Second, he cut me out and leaves all the land to the kids.

In which case, I can scrape by.

I mean, Angela may think the kids are an easy target, but they're not.

You know what I think we got here?

I think we got here a severe case of cold feet. My feet are warm. Very warm.

Hot. Oh, really?

Well, I think I better just check that out.

Actually, they feel pretty good.

I don't know. Maybe just one toe.

Oh, this one.

Oh, yeah.

This is a serious condition here.

I think it needs emergency home care.

Sorry, gang. Passed our curfew.

If you like it, I like it. Oh, no, come on. Oh, all

right. Even if you don't like it, I like it. Oh, you do? Oh, great. You know

what I think? I was thinking over there, a big jungle gym. You know, when the

boys are bigger. Oh, you can't do that because that's too close to the

perimeter.

The what?

The border, you're going to have a security system all the way around the

And the children, they fall off the swings. There'll be bells and buzzers

off. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We haven't even moved in yet. You're

like it's going to be an armed camp here. Well, you've got to have room over

there so you can build a kennel for the 18 trained attack dogs. Oh, you.

All right. And look at this. Just stay right there. Stay right there. What do

you think?

Get the picture.

I'm Maggie Gioberti.

Take you Richard Channing. For better, for worse. I like it. I like it. Yeah?

Because we could do it here, I think, as opposed to your place. Hey, I just

talked to the seller. You can have it right now if you want it. We could have

right now if you want it. Oh, hell, I think we ought to buy it right now. Oh,

think we ought to buy it right now.

Oh, this is great, because I already told Emma.

Yes, I did. You already told Emma.

Dan,

is that you?

I have to leave in ten minutes.

She just stopped by to pick up some more stuff for the cabin.

You can brisk me if you want.

No, thanks.

This is my deposit for the pretty harvest.

And he's expecting it tomorrow at 9 a .m. sharp.

Could you please make sure that he gets it? Because I have to get to San

Francisco for the reception.

I'll take care of it.

He's such an angel.

You need that for the wedding?

Of course.

Oh, now I have to leave in nine minutes.

Of course, nine minutes is nine minutes.

And I have my suitcase upstairs. And I was wondering if you could please help

with it.

Oh, I'd hate for you to have to carry that all by yourself.

It is heavy.

Stuff's on the back porch. Take what you like.

Acceptance. Acceptance. Charlie!

Acceptance. Acceptance. Everybody wait till the last minute.

Max. Max.

Will you... What's this?

Hello?

Hi, Ange. It's for me. No, it isn't. Would you go away, Emma?

Good morning, Carly.

Look, let me explain something to you.

If you want me to break those two up, you're going to have to give me some

dynamite.

Well, I think we could be a little more subtle than that.

No, no, no. They're joined at the hip, Ange. I mean, it's nauseating. She said

that she's going to San Francisco.

Why would Melissa be going to San Francisco?

I don't know.

She got the Purdy Harvest?

Oh, Carly, would there be a chance of you delivering that check?

There are one or two things I want you to say to Mr.

Purdy.

Hey, I know it won't do it.

He wasn't supposed to give it to you until after I'd left. Who, Charlie?

Charlie's not going to hide anything from me. He's on my side.

Look, I'm not going to stop you from leaving, okay?

You've been playing this I'm leaving, I'm staying game ever since we met.

I'm getting kind of tired of it.

I'm sorry.

But I would like to know why.

Because I have to.

What did I do?

You didn't do anything.

Well, then what is it?

Is it somebody else?

Well, if it makes you feel better, yes.

The truth.

would make me feel better.

There's somebody else.

Why didn't you tell me before?

Because I didn't want to hurt you.

We lost on that one.

I'll be leaving in 10 minutes.

Take 15 if you'd like.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, kiddo.

What are you doing here?

I could really use one of those. Up yourself.

Shannon left.

Where'd she go?

I didn't ask.

That's too bad. I mean, she was a nice girl.

She was more than a nice girl, Dad.

These things happen.

Yeah, I suppose they do.

What are you doing out here?

Did you get dumped on too?

No, I'm fine.

Come on, man. What should I do?

I already told you.

Apologize to Melissa and you take it from there. She's really going to

me. I have to do something that shows her I'm not a complete jerk.

Hello? Dan, it's Melissa.

I miss you.

Listen, everything is going wonderfully, except I can't get anybody to leave.

I'm afraid I'm going to run out.

Come on, Dan. Way to go.

I just wanted to be sure that you remembered Mr. Purdy's check.

Of course I did. I got it right here.

9 a .m. tomorrow.

Okay, be extra polite, and whatever he says, just smile and nod.

I'll be on my best behavior, darling.

No.

Save that for me.

Is she talking about the check?

Dan, is there any way that maybe... Forget it. It's a stupid idea.

What?

Well, I'm just thinking that maybe I could do little things for her. I mean,

maybe like start running her little errands or... If you mess things up,

would never talk to me again.

Dan, I really want to make it up to her.

I mean, if you like her that much, she's got to be okay.

You got to be real polite to him.

Okay? Kind of.

Where'd you put the damn codicil, Angela?

Is anyone there?

There you are. We've been waiting for you. I'm driving myself.

How long is he going to sulk this time, Charlie?

Hi, you must be Mr. Purdy, right?

Yes. Hi, I got the check.

What check?

Melissa's check. Hold on, I know it's in here somewhere.

Ah, here it is.

It's kind of wrinkled.

Thank you.

You don't look anything like I thought you would.

I beg your pardon.

Well, Melissa said that you'd become kind of a hermit ever since. Was it your

sister that disappeared?

I don't care to discuss this with you. No, it was your sister. Turned law,

that's right, I remember.

Which makes it better, right? Because at least it's not incest, right?

I don't care what Melissa says, you look kind of cute to me.

Oh, thank you. No, I just think, you know, we just... I have a sewing kit

somewhere. This is going to be fun. Emma, don't. Don't.

Father.

I know I put this invitation in here. I'm sorry.

Gosh, I'm such a scatterbrain.

One second. Just one second. I know it's in here.

Sorry, ma 'am.

Next, please.

It's in here. Just give me a second.

Curtis. Emma.

You're supposed to be outside. I've been looking for you.

Arthur dropped this by. He said it was urgent.

Hold it for me, will you?

Thank you.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Welcome. Thank you.

I'm hiding from Emma. Don't worry about me, sir.

I left Harry's order.

Insist she knows nothing about the codicil. And even this did not improve

memory. Oh, if I only had one or two more days. You don't.

Nothing from Stavros, I suppose.

Oh, no, sir. I've not seen him.

Time.

There's still time.

Well, if the young man has failed, sir, will you postpone the ceremony?

His eyes were like, oh, bugging out like fish, you know? Oh, and you want to

hear what he said Melissa could do with the check? Not verbatim.

Okay, well, anyway, the whole thing's off.

Oops.

Time to bail.

They're so cute at that age, aren't they?

Hi.

Need any help? What are you doing here?

Oh, Emma, I'll tell you, honey, you were not supposed to see the bride before

the wedding. Do you know that?

No, we're in big trouble.

Oh, you are so sweet.

Are you nervous?

I just, I'm all ready and I didn't know what to do.

Didn't know what? Come here. I think I need to talk to you privately. We could

elope. We could elope. We could elope. Send them postcards.

Why don't we just close the door for a moment?

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Curtis, I'd like to... Stay away.

What happened? Why aren't they talking to me?

You better tell me, and you better tell me right now.

Hello, Angela.

Oh, Father Bob.

I'm so glad you could come. I'm glad you could.

Are you and your son finally going to reconcile?

This is the groom's side, you know.

Oh, yes, I know, but I can see that from up here.

Grandmother? Hello, Nan.

Everybody shuts up, right? Do you have any idea what she did?

Everything.

We can talk about this later. What, are you siding with her now? No, I'm...

Friends and relatives are here today to witness the marriage. You're in really

big trouble. Oh, do you want to hear my explanation?

Yes, I think I would like to.

Would you guys keep your voices down? I promise to love you, to care for you,

and not the past, nor the present, nor the future will ever change that.

why this marriage did not take place.

It's your red -hot codicil here.

From Angela's bedroom.

Richard. Just a second.

I can't just wait.

We've got to talk about this.

I'll have a job.

Typical Tuscany wedding.

Oh, they'll be back.

I gotta get out of this valley, Grandmother.

Please.

I'm gonna talk to Dad. Maybe I can go back to Europe with him.

You are?

Well, I think there's something I should tell you.

Hey! It's none of your business.

She had your baby. Look, I don't want to talk about her right now. I do. Tough.

You don't get everything you want in this world. I loved her.

And you think that I didn't care for her? You should have told me. I was

to protect you.

And I'll tell you another thing. I'm getting damn sick of protecting you. I

manage. Oh, yeah.

Run back to Angela.

I did my best to free you from that woman, but I'm beginning to think that

two deserve one another.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I wish I'd brought a book.

Well, they're gone. I don't know where, but I guess it looks like

there isn't going to be a wedding.

We'll see about that.

Next on Falcon Crest. You're happy.

Well, I'm very happy.

Bye, lady. A drink?

You stay away from my sister, Cumpson.

Richard Channing is a dangerous man. Don't trust him. This fight is over

land. Love has nothing to do with it. You can't let that woman win.

Damn you, Richard.

And Angela both.

Pick up the challenge and the risk and marry Maggie.

I dare you. Welcome to hell, Mr. Channing.