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Previously on Falcon Crest.

I'm going to do everything I can to get my wife back.

White slavery.

She searches some of the most gruesome stuff I have ever read.

The fear without her clothes.

I'm starting to fall in love with you, and if you knew the truth, you'd push me

away. I want you to meet my half -sister, Carly Fix.

Is this house for real? I mean, it's like right out of Psycho. You really

thought you were going to drive me mad? I didn't want to believe Melissa, but I

can't forgive you for what you tried to do. Now we'll see who's the Queen of

Tuscany by the end of the year.

And tonight.

I say let's get an army together and storm this place.

This is a rare and exotic flower.

My daughter's life is in danger.

I need your help.

Maybe I can satisfy your needs.

What the hell are you doing in my room?

We were just having fun. Sorry.

You want me to go to bed with your husband?

Why not? He won't go to bed with me. The moment that Maggie and Richard say I

do, the Tuscany Valley will never be the same.

I say let's get an army together and storm this place. If you keep acting

James Bond, you're going to wind up going home in a body bag.

What the hell are we going to do?

We're going to drive back to the hotel.

Garth should have some news for us tonight. Come on.

Pinch of the proper seasoning.

That should do it.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Not very talkative, are we?

Go away.

I'm tired.

Well, then you must eat something to keep up your strength. Look. Look how

considerate we are. An American -style breakfast.

All that's missing is the funny papers.

I won't whore for you, Dimitri.

Please. Your breakfast is getting cold. I promise you it will relax you. Come

on, come on, come on.

Maybe this is news to you, kiddo, but this place isn't the Holiday Inn.

I was just goofing around.

You know that tractor you stole?

It was worth the price of three Ferraris.

I mean, what if you totaled it? Oh, going ten miles an hour? That's not the

point. The point is Angela Channing is pressing charges.

Lay off me, okay?

Hey, lay off me.

What, do you want a cell named after you in this place?

Come on, you survived it for seven years, huh? It might be educational.

You got a joke for everything, don't you? Don't you?

Later.

You're very quiet this morning, Miss Janney.

Upset about what happened with Dan?

Of course I'm upset.

It means a great deal to me.

Melissa is going to pay for this.

I hope my grandson enjoys this as much as you.

Does Richard Channing still refuse to let Michael visit?

Oh, I can get around him.

Especially now that he's out of town.

But there are more exciting things to think about.

Do you remember that codicil I was reading last night?

The one who changed your beard is Will.

The moment that Maggie and Richard say, I do, the Tuscany Valley will never be

the same.

I don't understand.

But I'll explain it to you later.

Right now, I have to be very careful because I don't want anything to

with this wedding.

I can't sleep. I can't even think straight.

Well, we know where she is, but it's going to take some time.

Maggie, you're going to have to trust me to handle this. You don't have any

other choice.

I'm worried about you.

Worry about Vicki? Richard,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know you're doing the best you can.

And everything's gotten so complicated.

I won't let you down.

I promise.

I know you won't.

Okay.

Uh... I'll talk to you later.

I love you.

I hope I didn't get you at a bad time.

As a matter of fact, Angela, you have.

Was there anything I can do?

No, no.

My hand's full at the moment.

I found this in the attic.

I used to play with it when I was a little girl.

It's so soft and cuddly.

Very sweet.

I would like my grandson to have it.

And Maggie, perhaps you could bring the boys up to Falcon Crest.

Angela, you know how Richard feels about that.

I know we've had our bad moments.

But you have to realize how important that little boy is to me.

I know.

And I know you're fed up with all the family feelings. I am as sick of it as

are. Then let's do something about it.

After you and Richard are married, we can become a family again.

Michael does talk about you.

It's just that I don't think Richard would ever forgive me.

But he doesn't have to know.

If you're in trouble, I can help you.

I'm not in trouble. Nobody's chasing me, and I'm not hiding from any deep, dark

secrets. Then why are you running?

Because I'm in love with you.

And you deserve to be with someone better than me.

Well, wait a minute.

Lance... I grew up in a bunch of different foster homes.

And I've been kicked around and dumped on.

Shannon, I know it hurts. But you've got to let go of the past, Shannon. You

just have to.

But I just keep making one mistake after another. You...

are not a loser.

You're somebody special.

Maybe you don't know it, but I do.

You gotta stand your ground now.

It's time for you to be yourself.

If you decide to stay, I'll fight right beside you.

I'm working on something big, Emma. When my story breaks, I'll have this town in

an uproar.

So why won't you tell me? It is you, isn't it?

You look even more sympathetic than your picture.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, no. I'm the one that should be sorry, not you.

The way you tried to help Arthur and me.

Don't you remember all those letters I sent?

I get so many.

Mine were special.

You said so yourself.

I'm cold sheets.

Oh.

Thanks.

Dad still hasn't come back.

Carly's mom doesn't want to have anything to do with her.

I guess I'm stuck with her.

Problem is... I just don't want the responsibility.

Oh, come on, Dan.

She's not so bad.

driving Angela's tractor down Main Street.

I don't know why I didn't think of it.

Oh, come on. You don't have to worry.

I'm not going down the deep end again.

Besides, the only one that drives me crazy these days is

you.

So I still drive you nuts, huh?

If I didn't have to go to work.

I'll show you just how crazy you make me.

Have fun with sis.

Later, dude.

So, what are you going to do?

Oh, I thought I'd do my big toe and then the rest of the four in the set.

You got a line for everything.

I'm talking about your future, Carly.

Your life, provided Angela lets you off the hook.

I'm sorry.

I screwed up, didn't I?

Yeah.

Kinda.

Dan, you're all I have.

When I first found out that I had a brother, I thought I'd died and gone to

heaven.

I was so happy.

Carly, I can't be your dad.

It's just not my kind of thing.

It's okay.

Don't be mad at me all the time.

What about the sex surrogate I suggested?

Arthur said he couldn't be intimate with a stranger.

You're the only hope I have left.

Oh, Mrs. Haberman, I just don't know what else to suggest.

You should only just speak to him.

I know that's asking a lot, but he really respects you.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I just give advice based on common sense.

Arthur doesn't need a psychiatrist.

What he needs is a friend.

Excuse me.

Are you Malik?

Wise as a price, Mr. Charlie.

Typical male response, I guess. I didn't expect the most powerful name in

Dubrovnik to belong to a woman.

Especially one so striking. I think I've just done it again.

May I?

Please sit down.

I take it you like strong women.

Oh, as long as I can beat them in arm wrestling.

Then you better not wrestle with me.

Unless it's just for fun.

Madam Malick, I need your help.

Then maybe I can satisfy your need.

My daughter -in -law has been kidnapped.

And she's here in Dubrovnik.

Unless I get her back, a lot of blood is going to be spilled. I thought that you

being the head of the local communist party, you would want to avoid that.

Not necessarily.

My contacts tell me that you know this bastard Dimitrov pretty well.

Ah, Dimitrov.

He throws such wonderful pot.

I'm also told that you have a passion for hard

currency.

What can I say? I am passionate.

Salt water's contaminated my well.

We need to dig a new one.

In our socialist country, there is fresh water for everyone.

I'm glad to see you sympathize with my problem.

Unless you prefer traveler's checks?

No need to go to such trouble.

How do they say in America?

Money talks?

And nobody walks.

You'll have all the pure, sweet water you need, my friend.

You like plastic or TNT?

Maybe grenades?

I'm afraid I don't have very good news.

Dimitrov doesn't want to give the girl up without a fight, is that it?

My men searched every inch of the villa.

There was absolutely no sign of the young lady.

Now you listen to me. I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but I know

she's there, and you know it too.

I don't like it such, Mr.

Chairman. What, Dimitrov gave you more hush money?

I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

I think you're the one who doesn't know.

I know how you got to be the head of the party.

Maggie, you've got to do something.

I mean, look at that picture.

Why didn't you just go to Yugoslavia with them? I don't know. Maybe I should

have.

Strong -armed tactics are not my thing.

I don't want to turn into a Richard in skirts.

Oh, come on. Who says you have to?

According to Richard, there is only one way to do things, and that is his way.

And what makes matters worse is that I really am to blame because I tried to

make this deal with Dimitrov. Eric is the one who got in trouble, not you. So

instead of feeling guilty, just go out and do what you have to do.

Like what? Go to the data department? Why not?

And who says you have to stop there?

I haven't really tried.

I suppose I could even go to the UGIT lobby and invest. Damn right. Don't sit

back just because Richard likes to do things his way. Speak up. Make yourself

heard.

People will listen to you, Maggie.

You'll make them listen.

Well, maybe Shannon can't make up her mind whether she's coming or going, but

least I know your stay.

Oh, just for a little while, though.

But why? This is your home.

Now, Lance, have I interfered once in your life since you've been back?

No, not that I've noticed.

You see?

Unless you want to count recruiting Shannon at the convent and then using

lure me back into your loving clutches.

Good night, Grandma.

So, which one do you like better?

The red or the black?

God, the red one's so trashy, but that's what I love about it.

If I wanted to throw a party, I would have sent out invitations.

My father's 1928 reserve.

What's the big deal? That was like a dusty, fallen cellar.

What the hell are you doing in my room?

And what is this?

What? We were just having fun. Sorry.

Well, if this is the way you treat my house, you can march your can right out

here. You know, you're beginning to sound a bit like my old lady.

And a matter of fact, you're beginning to look like her, too.

Get out!

Come on, Spike. I don't think the mistress of the house wants us to play

her anymore.

Arthur must be working late.

You didn't tell him I was coming, did you?

I did, but...

He's so shy. He gets terribly flustered around strangers.

But Arthur trusts you.

You'll be gentle.

Gentle?

Until things heat up, of course.

Mr. Faberman, you can't be serious.

Emma, dear, I've never been more serious in my whole life.

You call me Bernice.

You want me to go to bed with your husband?

Why not? He won't go to bed with me.

How else are we going to cure him of his problem?

Oh, that feels good.

Yeah? I did my best work on my grandmother's and in the house.

I bet you do.

I've had a lot of practice.

Hey.

Remember when I told you that I thought... It's time for you to let go

past.

Yeah.

I've been doing some thinking on this.

And I think it's time I did the same thing.

What the hell with the past?

You're such a lazy girl.

Everyone else is up.

Okay.

There's still silverware for every hotel.

Okay, take a look. Maybe you'll find some towels or...

An ashtray or something.

You make trouble for Dimitri.

Dimitri makes trouble for me.

Here's

your

breakfast. I'll be back.

INCREDIBLE!

That's why I need the State Department's help, Mr. Webster.

Nasty business.

Please, senora, visit my area.

Whose area is it? That sounds like Justice Department to me.

Miss Hoskins, my daughter's life is in danger.

Am I getting through to you? Because I'm not just some nut off the street, you

know. My dear, I never suggested you were.

Then what do you suggest?

Well, given the nature of the situation, we'll have to proceed very slowly.

But why? I mean, why can't somebody pick up a phone, call Washington, and get

some people on it? Please try to understand, Mrs. Giovanni.

Verdi. Yes, but... You see, the wheels of diplomacy must be oiled with great

discretion.

You are an ass, you know that?

I'm sorry you feel that way.

However, if you're dissatisfied with my help, then perhaps, uh...

Webster in 1302. I have been to Webster in 1302, who sent me to Hodgkins, who

sent me to you. Now you want me to start all over again? But what about

Interpol? Cops and robbers seem to be in their line of work. This has nothing to

do with cops and robbers. This is flesh and blood. This is... My daughter is

being held against her will, and all you people can do is pass the buck here.

Sorry. No.

that's enough excitement for one day.

You know, Charlie has a big surprise for you boys in the kitchen. They're ice

cream sodas. Oh, ice cream sodas. Yes, and a little chocolate bar and

everything.

That's it. Now you're going to go to the kitchen, okay?

You got it? Now, come on.

There you go, Michael.

Come on, darling.

There you go.

It doesn't bother you that you went behind Richard's back?

Angela, at this point, that's the least of my concerns.

Maggie, if there's something wrong, I'd certainly like to help.

God helps those who help themselves. Isn't that how it goes?

Well, if that fails, one finds one who can help.

Here at Falcon Crest?

You're going to be my guardian angel, Angela?

Whatever the problem, let me try to do something about it.

I just don't know what to do anymore. Everything I try seems to... It's Vicki.

She's... God, I'm sorry, Vicki.

Everything's going to be all right.

I'll see to it.

have here.

How did he get in here? Check the lock.

What's the matter? Have you lost that loving feeling?

You're walking on the edge of a razor blade, Mr. Charlie. I know.

I thought I made things clear the other evening.

I want the girl back.

I gave you a hundred thousand dollars. I will give you another hundred.

I'm not interested.

Really?

You could use it as a down payment on another painting, like the one I saw in

the living room.

It's one of the finest Monet's I've ever seen. And that Rodin sculpture in

there, a superb example of his genius.

They were my grandfather's.

I certainly didn't think the party paid for them.

Perhaps I misjudged you with the Chinese. It's possible.

Either you help me rescue the young lady or your rather lush lifestyle here.

Madame Malick is going to be pointed out to your party bosses.

You won't get away with it, Mr. Channing.

No man's gotten the better of me.

Well, first time for everything.

I'll let myself out.

Why didn't you come to me sooner?

Angela, it's not as if we're friends.

We were learning to be.

And remember, your family. Never lose sight of that.

What could you have done?

I'm not sure.

But it's certainly worth a try.

Senator Goodstein, please. Angela Channing calling.

Hello, Larry.

Oh, I'm so glad you liked it. Well, this year's cabernet is going to be even

better.

Larry, I wouldn't bother you unless it were for something very serious.

And I was hoping I might count on you.

I still want to know exactly who he was and how he got on the grounds. Did the

men find anything?

No, sir. They looked everywhere.

Then have them look again.

Yes, sir.

Ah!

You seem a little... Perhaps our cooking doesn't agree with you, huh? Oh, I

heard shouting last night.

No, no, nothing but the dream, Mrs. Duffer.

Oh, I know. It's more like a nightmare.

Bastard. Don't let my mother hear you say that.

I like your fire, Mrs. Stavros.

But for now, I think it's best if I keep you locked up. After all, it would be a

terrible tragedy if I let this fire burn out of control.

Get her ready for the auction.

Must not disappoint the clients.

Yes, sir.

Curtis, the Habermans need my help.

What, so you're going to sleep with the guy? That's so irresponsible.

I'm not stupid. I have a plan.

Oh, you do?

Yes, I do.

What is it? You wouldn't understand.

Look, Emma, I just don't want to see you get hurt.

I already am.

She's really special, Dad. She must be. She certainly pulled you out of your

depression. I thought I heard voices.

Are you back for good or just a visit?

Uh, keeping my options open.

Grandmother, let's start.

Hi. Jan, this is my dad, Tony Cumpson.

I've been telling him all about you.

Hello. How do you do?

Tony, why don't you join us for dinner tomorrow? Oh, no, no, I couldn't. Well,

have Charlie pick something very special, and then you'll have time to

with Lance's young lady.

Yeah, yeah.

Everywhere your sister goes, she leaves track.

Come on, Melissa. The maid will be in in the morning.

Not only is she a slob, but she's a royal pain in the butt. I know, but

just a kid.

Give me some time to straighten her out.

She stole a bottle of my father's best port and turned my bedroom into an X

-rated movie. I know. I already talked to her. Dan, I don't want to take on

another child.

The one I care about is in Australia.

I am sorry, but I just can't deal with Carly anymore. Well, I can't send her

back to Pittsburgh. I'm the only one she has.

Then put her up in the cabin.

There are two of us here, not three.

Melissa, she has a good heart.

She's just a little confused.

Look, I just don't want her to come between us.

Madame Malick. Ah.

I trust now there are more outside where these came from, because I told you I

need at least a dozen men.

You misunderstand.

These gentlemen are going to escort you to the airport.

You bring the force to them. No.

I know it is a shame.

Our relationship has so much romantic potential.

I know what they say about potential.

But before I go, perhaps you would like to see the delight.

Local souvenirs I have in my breast pocket.

Before you get any ideas about tearing them up, Madame Malek, you should know

that my man in Belgrade has a similar set ready to deliver to party

headquarters.

That's a proof of your two Swiss bank accounts.

And those photos.

are of your villa on the decadent Italian Riviera. I especially like this

You're such an easy woman to blackmail.

You wouldn't last a week in the West.

Now, cheer up.

You've got lots of strategies to discuss.

No, no, you keep those.

I have another set.

My niece must be found.

The man who kidnapped her is a monster, and you've got to stop him.

Interpol will do whatever it can.

What does that mean?

It means they're going to find Vicki and bring her home.

Is that correct?

If your niece is still in Dubrovnik, we have a fairly good chance of locating

her. But you have the manpower and the resources, so do it.

I have a daughter about the age of yours, Mrs. Gerbetty.

Believe me, I understand what you're going through.

I really don't think you could, unless your daughter's been kidnapped.

We expect results.

And so does my friend, Senator Goodstein.

Jenny's doing just what we thought he would. If things go well for him, he may

just become the new member of the 13.

His mother and his fiancée were just here.

They want Interpol to become involved in the search.

Interpol must never be given the orders.

Is that clear?

Perfectly. You will find my young lady.

Very much to your liking. Not only is she beautiful, but very clever and

resourceful. The fiery temper, if I remember correctly.

Think of the fun you will have taming the shrew.

You will never be bored with her, I assure you. Oh, by the way, she's

to a prominent Greek family.

What did I tell you, gentlemen?

She'll always keep you on your toes.

You're my big brother, Dan. You should stick up for me. I'm not sending you

home. You'll like the cabin. Yeah, out in the booties with a six -pack and a

black -and -white TV.

Then talk to Melissa.

What does it take to apologize?

The road runs in both directions.

Melissa doesn't have anything to apologize for.

Then fine, I'll give you a lift to the cabin.

No, thank you. Forget it. I'll hitch.

What, are you happy now that you have him all to yourself?

Well, if you can't get your act together, you don't deserve him for a

Hey, girls, come on.

Are you sure you don't want to check my bag? I mean, you know it's white trash

with all sticky fingers and all that.

Carly, that's enough.

No, but I wouldn't mind washing out your mouth.

You know why you don't get along?

You're more alike than you want to admit.

Hello, Emma.

Hi.

Arthur, I want to make something absolutely clear right from the

I didn't come here to sleep with you.

I feel that you and your wife can work out your problems on your own. It's no

use. Oh.

Of course it is.

All you have to do is... put a little romance back into your life.

Then teach me how.

Not to worry.

It'll look as good as if she really did it.

And then we'll just have to ask Emma for some really big money.

800 ,000 francs.

225 ,000 pounds.

American dollars, please, out of respect for the young lady's motherland.

200 ,000.

$250 ,000.

Gentlemen, please.

This is a rare and exotic flower.

Do I hear half a million?

Derek,

how did you get here?

Come on.

Don't panic. Don't panic. There's no need for alarm.

I have men everywhere.

I will take care of everything.

How did you get here?

Mr. Channing told me to give an eye on you. This way, the car's parked outside

the gate.

Leaving so soon?

The party's over, Dimitrov. Your schoolboy Bravado will be the death of

young friend. Really?

I've got my money riding on your funeral, Dimitrov.

I just love fireworks.

Father Malik! I paid you handsomely not to interfere.

I guess I can't be trusted.

I wonder what kind of a reception you're going to get in Bulgaria.

No, no, no, you can't send me back there.

You don't know what that's good for me. I have a few ideas.

I'm going to miss your wonderful party.

Good timing.

I had excellent motivation.

Sorry about the blackmail.

Maybe you'd like to join me at my decadent Italian villa.

It's one place where ease can really meet rest.

I appreciate the invitation, and I'd love to, except that it would make me

for my wedding.

Then maybe after you, honey.

Maybe I will see you again one day soon.

Thank you.

Perhaps sooner than you think.

And the next time you steal a tractor, you make sure it isn't mine.

Charlie, will you show this young lady out?

By the back door.

Oh, come on, Granny.

The reason that I came by here is to tell you that I'm sorry.

I know that we fixes have been getting on your nerves lately.

My relationship with your brother is none of your business.

Oh, well, what about his relationship with the uptight heiress?

Melissa.

Thank you, Charlie.

What about her?

Got all day?

Well, for once, there isn't a generation gap.

She's bad news, all right.

You know, if I had my way, I would unglue that combo so fast.

Well, maybe you could have your way if we approach the problem from both ends.

What do you mean, like form our own combo?

You could put it that way.

And you'll drop the charges against me, right?

Well, let's just say that...

I'm not anxious to see you put in jail.

Not yet.

You know this lady? Oh, I think I do.

Hi. Oh, honey.

Look at you.

You look terrific in spite of everything you look terrific. Yeah, well, you

know, dry toast does wonders for the hips.

Thank God you're back.

I missed you.

Yeah.

Hey, why don't we get some champagne and silver, okay?

Well, yeah, that's a good idea.

Okay.

Mr. Channing, you have done it again.

No, it's not a good idea.

What's not a good idea?

This is a good idea.

So,

tell me about it. Was Interpol any help?

Interpol? Well, Angela and I spoke to one of their men and I... Angela?

What else don't I know about?

I did take Michael to Falcon Crest. Oh, Maggie.

Richard, she is his grandmother.

I don't care if she is.

Then you go off and you go to Interpol.

You don't trust me, do you? Yes, I trust you. Then why did you go to Interpol?

This is going to come as a bit of a surprise to you, Richard, but I cannot

back here and do nothing and let you just run my life. If I think something

should be done, I'm going to do it.

With my son?

Yes, with your son, who is soon to be my stepson.

Look, we can argue about this for the rest of the night, or we can...

We can just be glad to see one another.

Your choice.

Not much of a choice. Not much of a choice.

Emma, you're not eating.

I was just thinking about Maggie's wedding and other things.

Well, eat more and think less. It's a very good policy.

Excuse me.

You and your father are such gentlemen.

I hope she's not a vegetarian.

Some team.

Oh, those two?

No, you and the groom.

Oh,

yeah, we get along so well.

We're going to do it again.

I've just been made hatchet man.

What?

Well, to pay for Richard's services.

For the next two years of my life, I'm Channing's slave.

Are you okay?

How can I be?

I didn't know that you were Lance's father.

I didn't even know your last name.

I had no way of finding you.

Would you have come looking for me if you had?

Damn right.

It may have only been one night.

Tony, you don't know the half of it.

I had a baby.

Your baby.

Charlie, what a week this has been. Everything has gone my way.

Thanks to Tony, Lance is back in the fold. And thanks to Maggie, my little

grandson will be a part of Falcon Crest.

Oh, yes.

And a very special thanks to Richard.

Because when he marries Maggie, everything I have ever wanted will be

What do you mean, Mrs. Chattany?

You wanted to know about the codicil and Chase as well.

Well, I don't know whether it was Chase's sick sense of humor or whether

hated Richard more than he hated me.

But when Maggie and Richard say, I do, all of Chase's property belongs to me.

All of it.

Nick on Falcon Crest.

Get one thing straight here, you know.

I'm going to marry you.

Surprise!

It's your bachelor party, buddy.

I better knock on wood.

Baby. Surprise.

Oh, no.

Hey, we're talking about my father going out with a woman half his own age. What

happened? Better tell me right now.

Get up.

You never know what's going to happen next at Falcon Crest.