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Previously on FalconCraft.

You promised me you were going to stay away from those tables.

Living in Monte Carlo?

Baby, you're so naive.

You owe me, and you can't pay. For this, you should already be dead.

You have been attacked.

He's dressed in black, the black hood, like a ninja.

Hold it! Don't shoot!

Leave her alone, Richard. I hired her.

I haven't heard anything.

Oh, thanks.

Austin Warrenful is the way I'd describe it. I just want results.

To Melissa, may her dreams continue to come true.

I told you I'm not committing murder.

We made a deal, Stubbs.

I do love you, Richard Shannon. If you love somebody, why don't you just come

right out and say it? Lance Thompson.

Shannon. Oh, Lance.

I want you to meet my new assistant.

Let's hear it for the happy couple.

Congratulations.

Excuse me, gentle people.

I'd like to make a special announcement.

No. Please.

I can't. I

can't.

There.

Melissa, may her dreams continue to come true.

Don't pull that sort of thing around me.

Sorry.

Nervous habit.

Anyway, I'm hoping tonight's special effects will push her over the edge. If

not, I have a lot of other tricks.

She'll be in four -point restraint by Saturday. Trust me.

And I'll have your check ready.

Cash. There's nothing wrong with my bank account.

Except it leaves a trail.

Cash, Mrs. Channing.

Or would you like to see Falcon Crest come alive?

Actually, I would like to see you disappear.

I can handle that.

Well, it sure has been a dull evening so far.

I don't know whether to lie down and die or go bowling.

Tell you what, let's just pick out a handsome stranger and see if he knows

to twist.

Okay, I will.

But in the meantime, let's try having some fun yourself.

Okay?

Why don't you just leave me alone?

I told you I'm trying to raise the money.

I thought I made it clear.

It's too late for money.

Now we want our pound of flesh.

And I told you I'm not committing murder.

You know what will happen to you if you refuse.

Go ahead. Go ahead and kill me, Dimitrov. Then you've got nothing.

What if I threaten to kill her?

What will you do then?

Call the police?

I have seven possible.

I can be in Bulgaria before the police can even identify your wife's body.

Dimitri, there's got to be another way. We made a deal.

I tell you when and who.

In time, buy a gun.

Start practicing.

Boy,

was that a mistake.

I know those guys.

Real estate sells me.

It's trying to sell me a piece of hell.

Why tell all these lies? Why play all these games? If you love somebody, I

why don't you just come right out and say it?

I couldn't.

Not with Maggie.

I wanted to check out the competition, do a little field work. So what, you

up a phony threat on your life? You hire some lady martial artist to play Spider

-Man? I got carried away. I've always been a little flamboyant. A little

flamboyant? Hell, you put on a whole goddamn pageant.

How else was I supposed to get into your house?

You're lucky I didn't let the police press charges.

Admit it, Richard.

You felt it. Felt what?

The connection between us.

You mean the deception.

be sorry.

Look, I think I better rethink my involvement with your daddy's team.

I need a little time, you call me.

Don't throw away a great double play combo.

When I was growing up, I was taught, told never to trust anyone.

And so that's how I grew up.

I'm still that way.

But... I trust Maggie.

Body shop's another five miles down the road.

I know.

Do me a favor, Jay.

Yeah.

Get your life.

All right.

What are you going to do?

It doesn't matter.

I'll pick you up over there in about five minutes.

Okay? All right.

Hi. Hello.

Coming with your car, huh?

Well, I don't know what happened.

Trouble's right here. Looks like you have a blown head gasket.

I'm afraid this car isn't going anywhere.

Look, we've got a flatbed and we're headed for Tuscany. I'm more than happy

give you a lift.

Sure, yeah, I'd like that.

Lance Compson.

Shannon.

Sorry about that. That's okay. Jay, hook her up.

We haven't had such a sharp jump in circulation since the series on safe sex

the U .S. Let me see!

Oh, I am so happy that Ask Emma is such a success. It will quiet all those nasty

whispers. What nasty whispers?

Of nepotism. I think it's nepotism.

Oh, I mean of people saying that I just got this job because I'm your sister.

You did.

Well, I know, but I kept it because of me. I'm teasing you.

You're terrific.

Oh, Maggie.

How are you? You look radiant.

Oh, right?

Or is that just a word reserved for bride?

Oh, Emma Channing, you are fishing.

Well, what is the status of your relationship?

Inquiring minds want to know.

You will know as soon as we figure it out ourselves.

Hi, darling.

Oh, well, I'll let you two love birds alone to Bill and Coo in private.

Okay. You want a bill or you want a coup? Because I can do either one. Oh,

you're good at couping. Thank you.

How are you feeling?

Good, good, good. Still, you know, getting over that little charade of Liz

McDowell's, but I'm better. I'm relieved.

I'm glad to hear it. I learned a lot. A lot about me, about our relationship.

Care to tell me?

Mm -hmm.

Over dinner.

Dinner? And we have to leave right now.

Cancel your afternoon.

Oh, now, traditionally, where I come from, lunch comes before dinner. Don't

argue with me, Mr. Channing. I have a plane waiting. I've taken care of

everything. After you, Alphonse.

Ah, more like it.

I might be cool.

Keep cool. Come on.

Okay, dirty Harry.

Well, why get muddy? Why can't we go another way?

Well, you see, there really is no other way if you want to see the whole

vineyard. But I could carry you.

No, that's all right. I just wish I'd known we were going hiking because then

wouldn't have worn a dress.

Boy, you could take off a dress.

I think I'll keep it on. Thank you very much.

That'll make you a breath of fresh air in the valley.

Hello, Lance. Hello. I saw your car.

That's nice.

Aren't you going to introduce me? Of course.

Shannon Taylor, meet the single greatest influence on my life.

He's exaggerating. I wish I was.

Well, I asked Lance to show me a bit of the wine country. Right, and we were

just leaving.

Oh, well, not quite.

There are so many questions I want to ask Shannon.

Like, where are you from, darling?

Do you have family in the valley? Excuse me, but for one, can I find out

something in Tuscany before you do?

Come on.

Shannon, since you're going to stick around the valley, maybe I can help you

find some work.

I'd like that.

What can you do?

I'm not so sure.

Okay, well, what have you done?

That's a secret.

Okay.

I've got an idea. Why don't you ask a question and I'll answer?

What is that?

Do you know her?

It's my wife.

Long way to drag me to dinner, but I like your style. Thank you, thank you.

Well, I hope you like more than that.

Oh, I do. Do you?

Yeah. Can you repeat that? I said I do. Oh, good, because I do, too.

Do what?

I do.

I do love you, Richard Channing. I do want to care for you. I do want to spend

the rest of my life with you and with...

With apologies for taking so long to give you an answer, I do want to marry

Alyssa, I think you should see a doctor.

The shutters.

They were going up and down.

And the walls.

They were shaking.

And there was... There was this train.

And I ran into Joseph's room.

And all the tourists, they just came alive.

Lance, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.

I just think you're working too hard, that's all.

Sometimes when I'm really run down, I imagine all sorts of... Someone is

to drive me mad!

There's got to be something around here! There's got to be something! Some wires

or something!

I haven't laughed so much since my...

Since my prom.

Did I ever tell you about my prom?

Senior prom?

Yeah, senior prom. No, but hold on. I'm going to get you something better than a

corsage. Okay, okay. Oh, this guy. I don't know what he's been doing.

gasoline all day, I guess.

Anyway, I kissed him and I thought, what is this? A gasoline pump or what?

Oops.

Where do I pin it? I think it's me.

Look in the thumb. In the thumb.

I've had it for weeks.

The size of West Virginia.

If West Virginia's too big, I could get you a Delaware.

Oh, no, I'm very partial to West Virginia.

Good. Well, shit, I mean... Oh, yeah.

What's the matter?

Oh, I'm saving myself until after the wedding. Oh, that's what you all say.

Wedding?

Did I hear wedding?

I am so glad that I was working late. I bet I'm the first to know.

What a rock.

The size of Alaska.

It's growing.

Oh, I'm so happy for you both. Wait till I tell Mother.

Oh, ask her not to get a gift.

This is just the thing that's going to bring you and mother together.

What do you mean he's gone?

Listen, Dan gave me this number.

He can't be at his sister's. He doesn't have a sister.

I am so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to lose my temper. It's just I haven't been feeling very well.

You have to hand call me at home, okay?

You've got to be crazy not to take on my offer.

I'll talk to grandmother.

You're staying here at the spa.

It'd be so convenient if she can find you a job here.

That's too high profile.

Well, then she'll find you an office.

You won't have to see anybody.

That's too dull.

What about the Macs, the nightclubs?

Exciting? Dark?

Well, let me ask you a question.

Are you always such a nice guy?

No.

I mean, not usually.

But I've been... I've been a little depressed lately.

And it makes me feel good to help someone.

Thank you.

Besides, you're more fun than a mystery novel.

All right, Lance of Scotland Yard.

Inspector Compson, looking for clues.

Like, what's in that locket?

Isn't that your estranged wife over there?

With the emphasis on strange?

What are you doing?

Can you pick me up tomorrow and take me to the doctor, please?

Sure.

Right now, I just need to get some sleep.

Now, don't keep me in suspense.

You know how I love surprises.

Well, Richard and Maggie are getting married.

You don't say. And I want to throw them a surprise engagement party. It would be

fun.

Of course it would be fun. I'd make it a theme party. Everyone would wear black

and white.

And we'd invite half the valley. The whole valley.

And we'd have it right here at Falcon Crest.

Oh.

I don't know, Mother. I wouldn't want to do anything to ruin it.

Oh, Emma, this is what we've been talking about for so long.

Bringing my grandson Michael into the family.

and mending a few fences with Richard.

It's true. The one thing I want most in life is for you and Richard to stop

hating one another.

Then it's settled.

We'll have the party right here.

Now, don't give the surprise away to Richard and Maggie. We don't want the

loving couple to get cold feet.

Maggie, it was very nice of you to meet me.

Oh, Angela, I've always had this weak spot for sincerity.

I sounded very serious on the phone. I was serious.

I want to talk to you mother to mother.

Now, I don't expect you to trust me, but please hear me out.

I'm not going anywhere.

I had a long talk with Father Bob about family.

Don't tell me you're planning a reconciliation with Richard.

Well, I am religious, but I don't put much faith in miracles.

Maggie, I don't want my grandson to hate me.

I want Michael to give me a chance.

Well, Angela, I'll do what I can.

However, I cannot talk for your son.

You don't like the layout?

No, no, the layout is great, but I just feel that three columns, full page of

color is a bit much for an engagement. Oh, love knows no bounds. That would

me.

Joke.

Hi.

I'm here to talk about the team at Richard's request.

I've decided not to pull out my support for the ball club.

I couldn't live with somebody like Takahama owning it. I want that team to

right here. And besides, that ball club was your daddy's life.

You won't mind working with me?

Not at all.

Um, may I speak to Maggie alone for a moment?

Sure.

I'll go get the car.

I won't apologize for what I did.

But I want you to know that if I thought that you were serious about Richard, I

wouldn't have done it.

I think that's what you wanted to believe, Liz. And I understand that.

Look, I'm going to be perfectly straight with you. I don't feel comfortable with

the idea of you working that closely with Richard.

I think you're smart enough to come up with another kind of compromise.

Maggie.

This is very painful for me.

Sure, yeah.

Dramatic, don't you think? Like two poison pellets?

After all those old sweetener packets, they're so boring.

Mrs. Channing, I wish you'd tell me what your plans are for Lan.

Because I can't keep him guessing too much longer.

Well, you could try.

I don't want you to move too fast now that he's temporarily back at

What's my next move?

You're going to take a job.

But what kind of job?

You'll be my personal assistant.

Well, how's that? I don't exactly look the part.

My dear, you haven't seen me wave my magic wand.

You know, you said you were going to try to change, but I really don't think

you're trying.

I'm here, aren't I?

I mean, we're spending quality time together.

Yeah, okay, great. But Gambler's Anonymous called and said that you

the meeting.

Look,

I've lost my taste for cards.

Believe me.

Okay, but what about the group therapy we were talking about?

Look, if you want to know the truth, that's not the kind of help that I need.

There you are. So I'll meet you over chocolate chip cookies, guys. Be there

minute. Hi, honey.

My goodness.

My goodness.

I didn't know they came this size in South America. Of course.

Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, that's wonderful.

So glad Richard treats you so well. Mel, me too.

How are you?

Great. You sure? I'm fine, really. Let me see this.

I can't believe you're engaged.

Me neither.

There's nothing like a charity sale to bring out the women of Tuscany.

Did I hear correctly?

Did you say you were engaged?

Well, I guess that's how news travels fast.

Well, we do live in the land of the grapevines.

Have you picked a date?

Soon.

Good, I'm thrilled.

Are you?

Yes. If anyone can straighten that man out, it's you, Maggie.

Of course, I wouldn't want to make any bets.

Angela, are you shopping for anything in particular?

Well, actually, I saw the stroller and I thought I'd say hello to my grandson.

Well, I'm sure he'd like to say hello to you. That's exactly the plan. I had

mine. I see.

Marguerite?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm ready.

I'm just going to take Vicky, and we're going to go somewhere, and you'll never

find us. You did not tell me how your target practice is going.

Dimitrov, you're not listening.

No, you're not listening.

But you should know, the hit is going to happen tomorrow night.

You can't get away, Stavros.

Even if you protect your wife, how about your sister or your father?

You couldn't touch my father. No?

You don't know how well connected I am.

And in my circles, a debt never goes unpaid.

This man you want killed?

What has he ever done to you?

None of your business.

But perhaps I shall tell you a departing.

What party?

It's very important that the body be found at a public gathering.

Ah, Mrs. Chamberlain. Oh, thank you.

I see you've met Mr. Vogel. Yes, indeed.

I have been telling young Eric here about the Yugoslavian wine industry. He

seems most impressed.

Mr. Vogel and his guests are coming to Falcon Crest to a party tomorrow night.

Of course, you're going to be there.

Yes, we shall be discussing the importation of Falcon Crest wines into

Europe.

Angela, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. But it's a surprise

engagement party for Richard and Maggie, Eric.

I love parties.

Don't you?

It is not really a party. It's more like a soiree.

A few lively guests, some overstated entertainment. Some funny hats.

Oh, if you like.

Emma, I appreciate your planning this. I really do. But frankly, my dear,

I don't want to do it. Oh, Richard.

Come on, Richard.

Come on, you promised.

A moment of weakness.

Oh, be a fool. Take a chance.

I just...

Love your newfound adventurous spirit.

Good, good. We will be ready tomorrow night. Just tell us where and when.

Eight o 'clock, I'll pick you up. And I want you both to either wear white or

black. Are we going to be part of a chain gang?

Oh, come on, Richard.

Secret destinations are dancing lessons from God.

Believe me, it will be a night that you will never forget.

I understand you and Richard had a falling out.

Please, let's get straight to the point.

I only have fun at cat and mouse when I'm the cat.

Oh, Charlie, you're wonderful. You read my mind. It's part of my job.

A dossier?

On me?

Tuscany tradition.

Just tell me what you want.

I want you to sell me your stock in the baseball team.

I didn't know you were a fan.

I'm a fan of becoming Richard's partner.

This file has a report in it given to me by one of my friends in the San

Francisco Police Department.

Gee, blackmail.

Mind if I, uh, take notes?

Oh, it's a fascinating story.

Hooded assassins at Candlestick Park.

I wonder how your public would feel if they found out about your little

I could have your reputation in tatters within a week.

That's quite a threat.

And if that isn't enough, remember, Richard dumped you.

So why don't you sell to me?

And I can provide a measure of revenge for you.

You haven't mentioned price.

Now, I know how much the Joseph Wannery means to you, honey, but the doctor says

that if you continue overworking like this, it's just going to ruin your

You know, I never knew exhaustion could cause somebody to hallucinate.

I know. Come on, sit down.

You're lucky you didn't have a complete breakdown.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's nice to know I'm not going crazy.

I think you should get to bed right now and rest.

I, um, I just have a meeting with the distributor today that... Ah!

You're doing it again.

No justs or ifs, ands, or buts about it.

You want to get better, don't you?

You're right.

I'll go to bed.

Good.

So, um, how are you and Shannon doing?

Good. Kind of lost track of her today, though.

Since when do you go for the simple country girl type, huh? Now, wait a

You were a simple country girl once. Oh, yeah, with a $6 million trust.

I'm going to stop by Fountaincrest, then I'll come back and check on you, okay?

Okay.

Go to bed.

Have fun.

I think I should warn my mom. A surprise party at Angela's house?

It's Emma, not Angela.

Don't worry.

Okay, I just hope nothing spoils it.

You okay?

Honey? Honey,

could you get me a glass of milk, please?

Milk?

Richard's favorite drink?

Okay, but I hope you don't go down that path.

Thank you, nurse. Ready for a wild time?

Yeah. Okay.

You look stunning.

I've had a lot of adjectives applied to me in my time, Emma Channing, but that's

a first.

And you are gorgeous.

Thank you. Thank you. Now, just a couple questions.

I'd like to know, first of all... No, no, sorry, Maggie.

That would be telling. Oh, now, come on, Emma.

Direction, you know, southeast.

North by Northwest, second star to the right. I do to just relax and leave

everything to Emma.

Watch the steps.

Now, I don't want either of you to faint.

All right, everybody.

Let's hear it for the happy couple.

Take them off.

And best wishes for your happiness from me.

Please, Richard, don't be angry.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to celebrate the engagement of my

brother to my best friend.

This is indeed one of the happiest moments in my life.

And one of the saddest for me.

Because in honor of this auspicious occasion, I'm going to forget my well

feud with Richard.

Sure. And then she's going to set fire to Falcon Crest.

Even if it's only for one night.

Well,

I'd like to make a toast to Maggie, one of the warmest and certainly one of the

loveliest women in the valley.

And to Richard, who better not change her.

Dance belongs to the happy couple.

Maestro?

I feel ballroom dancing.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm fine.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, Lance, I want you to meet my new assistant.

I didn't know you were looking.

What the heck happened to you?

Well, your grandmother hired a group of beauty consultants.

So what do you think?

Grandmother, what are you up to?

I want to stick around for breakfast and I'll tell you all about it.

Excuse us.

Can we talk?

Have fun, children.

Angela, thank you for the lovely party. I'm beginning to think you really do

want to make peace with Richard.

Well, what I really want is to hear the pitter -patter of little feet at Falcon

Crest again. Well, you made a big hit with Michael yesterday.

I did? Uh -huh.

You don't suppose that you could sneak me out a little picture of him, do you?

Good evening, gentlemen.

You are not going to believe the conversation that I just had with Angela

Channing. Did she use the word destroy?

No. The word revenge?

No, no, no. She was charming. I mean, she was really charming. Well, then it's

not Angela.

She must have hired one of those celebrity look -alikes.

No, I don't.

What is she doing here?

Don't you realize that Grandmother is using you to lure me back?

Well, those may be her intentions, but they're not mine.

Outfit's the hit of the party.

What are you doing here, Miss McGow? I'm here to make an announcement.

What about?

You'll find out when everybody else does.

Mr.

Eric Stavros, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

Mr. Jambers.

Mr. Stavros.

I certainly hope that your mother -in -law brought along a truck to take home

all these guests.

How's your campaign for governor going?

Too little rest and too much indigestion.

Thank God for evenings like this to get away from it all.

Listen, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I owe a dance to a beautiful lady in a

black and white dress.

Mr. Stavros, perhaps I'll see you later on.

Good luck.

Him?

He's a goddamn public figure.

Yes, but his private dealings have cost me a great deal of money. So?

Go to it.

Stop me from shooting you instead.

Nothing.

Except if I die.

Everyone in your family dies also.

Where's Mrs. Channing? Excuse me.

Wait here.

Tell her to hurry.

That's my mother. Get out! Hey!

What are you doing with a picture of my mother? Get out!

Where's Lance?

I don't know. Maggie!

Maggie, where's Lance? What's happened to you?

Emma, where's Lance?

Honey,

what's wrong?

Come on.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Sit up here.

Honey, sit down here.

Okay?

I'm going to get you a drink.

Mrs. Channing, here's your check back.

The next time I say cash, I mean cash.

It won't be a next time if you've done your job right.

Believe me, I've put Melissa over the edge. When she wakes up, she'll be

babbling.

But the magic, the power, the delight of special effects.

crazy, Angela?

Oh, so you're crazy.

Excuse me, gentle people.

I'd like to make a special announcement in honor of the engaged couple.

Well, what's that?

My father loved the ball club more than his own life.

My decision to leave it in someone else's hands has been very difficult.

However, it gives me great pleasure to tell you all that I am turning over

control of my shares in San Francisco's finest sports franchise to the

envelope, please.

Richard.

In honor of a couple that truly belong together.

It's midnight, Cinderella.

And your pumpkin is outside, about to leave.

I'm sorry for all the trouble it cost you.

Kind of a payback.

Payback? I think you went a little overboard.

You know me.

I like a dramatic gesture.

Look, I hope it wasn't what I said because... Yes, well, Maggie, um... I

have never worked side by side with three children.

So, this is the best way.

I know you'll take care of the team.

And you'll take care of Finn.

She will.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Take care of yourself.

Try and ruin my reputation, Mrs. Channing.

Never caused me any happiness anyway.

on falcon craft white library i'll tell you this research is some of the most

gruesome stuff i've ever read let's see it without her clothes you danced pretty

good for a fix how many bodies you got buried in the basement frankly my dear

i've lost count you made your own bed mrs channing sleep in it now we'll see

who's the queen of tuscany by the end of the year