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Previously on Falcon Crest. I mean, everybody knows that Angela isn't happy
unless she's interfering with my life.
What of Melissa?
I'll point the gun and I'll pull the trigger. All I need from you is the
ammunition. I know that there's a chance that I was set up.
I'm not going to let them do this to you. I forgot to mention that my men
the murder weapon under a bush near the property line between the Falcon Crest
and Cumson Vineyards.
Goodbye, Vicki.
Goodbye, Cole. Goodbye, James.
The quilt that I sent Kevin away in.
Postmark, Beacon Hill, Massachusetts.
That's where Jeff Wayne read it from.
I thought I'd give you Nanny the day off.
And tonight.
How did you find out?
I can't remember when I wasn't one step ahead of you. Can't even tell your own
son the truth, can you, Compton?
I love Emma very, very much.
I'd be willing to die for her. You'll get the opportunity if you ever betray
her. I hate weddings.
You're never going to leave me alone, are you?
He does have his father's eyes, doesn't he?
How did you find out?
I can't remember when I wasn't one step ahead of you.
Here, take him.
Come here, Sarah.
Come here, baby. Now, don't squash him.
You're going to tell Chase and Maggie, aren't you? And he's Chase's mind?
Don't be silly.
He's yours.
Your little secret.
And my little secret.
I'll be in touch, Melissa.
Okay, well, great. I'll see you after dinner. We'll rack what we can.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Yeah.
Chase?
Well, what do I owe the pleasure?
You know that quilt? My grandmother's quilt. I'd wrapped Kevin in it when he
adopted. It came back in the mail today.
It had a Boston postmark.
Beacon Hill. That's where Jeff Wainwright is from.
It could be that some member of Wainwright's family had a revenge, or
thinking that Jeff was the father.
I have to pick up my father tonight.
I'm going with you. I'll call you later.
Hi. I heard... This is going to be a celebration, Charlie.
I think I'll have a glass of sherry.
It's only a matter of time before the Giobertis learn of the child, Miss
Channing. Well, I'll take care of that myself.
After I have made Melissa the laughingstock of the valley.
Are you expecting that this will bring Lance back?
But of course.
I'll get a sherry. No, no, just wait. Let the maid do it. I want you to rest.
I'm not dead yet, Miss Channing.
This magazine is distributed all over the country.
All over the world. We are famous.
Honey, look, why do we have to go to all this trouble? You know, we are already
married. Oh, that wedding didn't count.
Vince, we are going to be so happy.
You want to go where?
The Tuscany Valley.
That's in Italy.
That's the wrong Tuscany Valley.
He's never even heard of the place. Unbelievable.
It's about 40 minutes north of San Francisco.
Did you ever hear of Air Travel Buddy?
Unlimited credit line.
Okay, so I'm impressed.
But please, tell me this is all a joke.
Just make sure there's plenty of champagne on board.
Chase, just hold up.
I'm sorry about our weekend. I'll take a rain check, and I'll keep my fingers
crossed that you bring Kevin home.
Thank you.
Call me if you learn anything.
Good luck. Thank you. I made a few calls.
Wainwright's parents are no longer living.
There is a brother in Boston.
Did you contact the FBI? Yeah, they're working on it. They don't seem to be in
any hurry, though. Where's Vicki?
Another messenger, a buried child.
Went off with Eric Stavros, so I heard, not that she bothered to call me.
Well, couldn't identify any of it.
Not a word. He won't believe that Kit is even alive.
Yeah, but you're not the only one that's seen her.
He went to Richard. Richard lied.
Said that he didn't know anything about her. Well, what about Peter?
Unreadable. Somewhere in Europe.
Not a word from Kit.
She lied from the very beginning. One day she was Kyla Kimball, the next day
Barlow.
I loved her so much, I even... I even helped her fake her own truth.
Dad, stop torturing yourself. It's not doing you any good.
I gave her every chance to come forward, tell the truth, and straighten this all
out. I don't know why I ever thought she would. She lied about Roland Saunders
for months.
You can't even tell your own son the truth, can you, Thompson?
Relax.
Relax.
Go ahead, Swing.
I'll see if I can arrange a joining cell.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
Just don't do anything foolish.
That's good advice, son.
Just as long as he doesn't use you for an example.
Another excellent meal, Mrs. Channing. Thank you.
It's sorry to see this case end. I suspect the dinner invitations will be
and far between.
Depends on how you handle the case.
May I offer you a brandy? Oh, no, no, thank you. If I'm going to puzzle this
through tonight, I want to be clear -headed.
Oh, well, please sit down.
What is there to puzzle about?
Tony killed Saunders.
Well, you know, I... I still have not turned up a motive.
Compson keeps insisting that a woman named Kit Marlowe is involved, that she
impersonated your husband's stepdaughter, and that Saunders wanted
Well, maybe there's more to the story than meets the eye.
Well, you don't buy that cock and bull tail, do you?
Well, I've always had my doubts about Peter's stepdaughter.
Tony was so mad about her.
Why don't you look into it?
I think you might find your motive.
Hmm.
This way.
All right, beat it.
How long are you going to be? Just long enough.
Are you sure Channing is not going to find this wiretap?
Sooner or later.
In the meantime, I'm sure he's got plenty to tell us.
Okay, Parker.
Here's your payment in cash.
I'll give you the balance when you give me something else to go on.
Believe me, if Richard Channing has got anything to say about Kit Marlowe, he'll
be the first to know.
Good.
Iowa. Iowa.
I've never seen Iowa from the ground before.
Should we have him stop?
It's raining.
He can send us a postcard on his way back.
Oh, Charles, you want some champagne?
No, thank you, ma 'am.
Good night, Charles.
Where are we, Charles?
Think we're crazy?
Not at all.
I was just surprised we didn't discover each other sooner.
I mean, look at her.
Neither of us can stay in one place for more than a week.
Right? We both drink the same champagne and we're rich.
Being in love doesn't hurt either.
When I went looking for you, I was mad at the world.
I'm not angry anymore.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, Vince.
Vince, we have to talk.
Stand in line, Grandmother. This is the only reason why I stopped by. You, in
here.
Sit down, Vince.
Lance, what's bothering you? What's going on?
You're the psychic. Read my mind.
When you and Emma eloped, I thought it was somewhat of a lark, Vince. But now
you're getting married in a church, and I'm beginning to take it a little bit
more seriously.
That's real big of you. You're a good man.
I don't have to tell you how fond I am of Emma.
So am I.
That's good.
Then you won't do anything but make her incredibly happy.
Absolutely. Of course I won't.
I hope so, Vince.
Because if you should ever cause her any pain, you won't be looking into a
crystal ball anymore.
You'll be looking out of one.
Would you like to have some tea, Mr. Carlotti?
Tea? Yeah, yeah, some tea. That would be very nice. Thanks.
A marriage blessed by the church is nothing to trifle with.
Oh, I agree.
Of course not.
And neither is my daughter.
I would hate to see her hurt.
Mrs. Channing, I love Emma very much.
In fact, I'd die for her.
Well, you'll get the opportunity if you ever betray her.
You know, Vince, ever since Lance bribed you into defrauding me, he's been
against our relationship.
Yeah, I know, Emma. A lot of people have been saying a lot of kind of terrible
things about me.
And I know they're not true.
Well, just as long as you've got faith and believe me, that's what counts.
You wouldn't know it, but I could be a very vengeful person.
Really?
How do you mean?
Well, for instance, if I would ever find you with another woman...
I'd take your head off.
Yeah, and I'd hand her the saw.
Hey, isn't he cute?
More teeth?
Mr. Carlotti, did I ever tell you how much Emma means to me? No, no. Bye.
I thought you quit your job here.
I did.
Kind of liberating coming back to some place you've just left.
So how's the singing career?
Oh.
I'm a big, fat hit fan, Vicki.
I don't think a lounge act is your style.
You haven't told anyone about it, have you?
Why would I want to do that?
And why would you even think that I would?
I know what it's like when you want to start a new life, Melissa.
I'm not going to interfere.
What are you doing here?
One good turn deserves another.
Melissa, this is Pierre.
Pierre, this is Melissa.
Bonjour. Pierre is a hairdresser. I'm terribly sorry, but I don't think he
speaks very good English.
Don't touch me!
Angela, what is going on here?
I think you need a new image if you want to get your singing career off the
ground, and you know that I am one of your best boosters.
Now, what do you think of this?
I hate it.
But you can try it on after he's finished your hair.
Asseyez -vous, s 'il vous plaît.
He said, sit down, Melissa. Angela, you can take Pierre and you can take this
thing and just get out of my life.
I still think they should have called him Chase Jr.
Come on, Melissa, sit down.
Pierre is a very talented man. He has a marvelous imagination.
Look, I know you don't like me.
I know how you feel about Chase.
Don't be too presumptuous, Miss Short.
What's troubling you?
They're in Boston together, the two of them.
I know.
Have you heard anything?
You care for Chase, don't you?
Yeah. Is that such a surprise?
I think I always figured that, uh... That I was an opportunist.
You were in pretty dire circumstances, as I recall, when the hero came to the
rescue. Yes, I was.
I don't know why it's so hard for you to figure anybody could love Chase
Giaberti.
Maggie did.
Maybe she still does.
It'll be all right.
Your parents home?
Who is it?
Jeff
was
my brother.
We always looked enough alike, so people confused us.
You can understand my shock.
I've been meaning to get in touch with you for quite a while, Mrs. Giberti, but
I just never knew what I'd say.
We're not here to talk about Jeff.
This isn't Kevin.
No, it's Georgia.
How many children do you have?
Three.
Oldest chorus, my wife into a shopping spree today.
I had a baby two months ago.
He's gone now.
We thought you might have taken him.
Oh, just the man I'm looking for.
How are you? Late for a meeting.
Anning? Wilkinson.
No, I haven't seen Skylar Kimball since the day she died. And no, I don't have
any idea why Tony Compton would have killed Roland Saunders.
Well, I've got a couple of interesting theories. Would you like to hear them?
Surprise me at the trial.
Skylar Kimball was not Skylar Kimball. Her real name was Kit Marlowe.
Compson knew it and you knew it.
Speculation like that's not going to get you a conviction.
You were seen in her company. You can't deny that. Charming woman. Oh, I bet she
was. She was your key to Falcon Crest.
You know, you've got a reputation, Channing. The user.
Ruthless. Smart.
Deadly. I bet you've been snuggling up to Angela Channing. I'm on Channing
with me. I want Compson, not you.
There's a grave down in Palm Beach, Florida. Kit Marlowe is the name on the
headstone. Why don't you send a man down there and have him do a little digging?
Very funny.
The FBI turned the house inside out last night.
But if there's any place else you want to look, please feel free.
No, thank you.
I didn't take your son, Mr. Gervardi.
Sending that quilt was the product of a sick mind.
I didn't even know you were pregnant. How could I have thought that you were
carrying Jeff's child?
You believe me, don't you?
I'll tell you.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
I can't even imagine what he put you through.
I'm sorry.
He wrecked my life, too. When he was on the wanted list...
I'd get turned in twice a week. I'd quit leaving the house.
Every time I opened a newspaper, I'd see my own face staring back at me. I lost
my job. I lost my friends.
I couldn't sleep.
And you know what I went through better than you think.
I'm so sorry I couldn't help with your child.
But if either of you have any doubts about me whatsoever, do what you have to
to put him to rest, please.
Well, we're no closer now than we were before we left. I think we are.
It was no stranger who adopted Kevin. It couldn't have been.
How do you know that?
Whoever returned your grandmother's quilt knew there was some question about
Kevin's paternity. That wasn't exactly public knowledge.
Yeah, and they must have known that getting it was going to hurt like hell.
Our baby was taken out of revenge.
The answers are back in the valley, and it wouldn't surprise me to find Kevin
there, too.
Uh, Chase, I'm just...
I'm not ready to go up yet. I think I'll check out the wines in the Bostonian
Lounge.
You okay?
Yeah. Just seeing Jeff's brother, you know.
I'll join you.
There's a cemetery about 20 minutes outside of town. I'd like to go there
tomorrow.
Wainwright?
I know it's a little morbid curiosity, but it's something I...
need to do.
It's not going to change anything. I know that.
Give me a little perspective.
It would mean a lot to me if you came with me.
Your dinner invitations make me nervous enough, Angela, but when you drag out
the sterling, I get downright paranoid.
Oh, sit down.
Oh, you got another hand -picked bride stashed under here?
Vicki, it was a terrible mistake. I'm so sorry I encouraged that.
You and me both.
What I really want to talk to you about is Melissa.
There's no such thing as a free lunch or dinner at Falk Crest. I don't think
it's in your best interest to be seen with her.
I don't think it's in my best interest to stick around here either.
Dan, she has so many problems you can't cope with.
And I promise you, she'll drag you right down to the bottom.
Good night, Angela.
Any news yet?
Parker, are you sure that wiretap's working?
Okay. I'll talk to you later.
Oh, my God.
What's the matter, honey?
Don't you like my new style?
Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in two days.
I've been shopping.
Blindfolded?
Actually, I just came by to pick up a few things, and then I'm going to go
to the city.
I don't care anymore.
Well, then why don't you just get out?
Because as far as I'm concerned, we have the perfect marriage. It's open and
loveless. I'd hate to have to give that up, to say nothing of the winery.
By the way, you don't have to bother rushing out anywhere, because I'm not
expecting Dina until sometime after midnight.
I want you to be at Falcon Crest tomorrow morning at nine sharp.
Well, I'm going to be spending the night in the city.
I don't care if you spend the night in the chair.
I just don't want you to mess up your new hairdo.
And don't forget to bring your new dress.
Good evening, Melody.
This is an interesting idea for a wedding rehearsal.
No church, no groom. The church is busy tonight, and so is Vince. He had a...
Customer. But he'll be here later.
Vince never did tell me what line of work he's in. It's really neat. He has a
crystal ball, these cards, and... He's in communications, Father.
Excuse me?
Sure. Lance.
We have to talk.
Charlie was supposed to be here, but he isn't well enough to leave his room.
Now, the doctor said he's found a growth on his spine.
Oh, Grandmother.
Lance, I want you to move back to Falcons.
Four. For his sake.
You'll stoop to anything, won't you?
Hi there.
Here's this.
Looks more like Inspector Gadget.
I think I'm coming down with something, huh? Yeah, I hope it's not a case of
cold feet.
Well, let's get the rehearsal started, please.
All right.
First order of business is to find out who's doing what in this wedding. Okay,
well, I'm the bride.
I think I have that written down someplace.
I get to give her away.
I'll be acting as best man.
And Maggie's going to be the matron of honor, but she's out of town right now.
Will you get rid of the spy outfit, please?
I thought this was supposed to be a dress rehearsal.
Vince, if you have any problems with a church wedding, maybe you should have
spoken up during the times we met.
No, there's no problem, Father. I mean, you know, this is really such a lovely
house, and we're all here together today. Why don't you just do the
and save a lot of people some trouble?
Vince, remember our little chat?
Well, I'm ready when you are, Padre.
Hello?
Hi.
You're working late.
How's Munich?
Munich was yesterday.
Today it's Venice.
Kit Marlowe's here, too.
Nice work.
She doesn't know it, but I'll be bringing her back with me the day after
tomorrow. Good. I wonder where I can keep an eye on her.
She knows enough to make things difficult, Miss Braxton.
Yes, Mr.
Channing. Good night.
I mean, good day.
Listen.
You look dazzling.
Oh, I should have had a photographer.
Oh, I did? How silly of me.
Angela, what is this all about? Well, I thought today we'd lay some track.
I mean, isn't that what you musicians call it? I knew you'd be pleased,
Oh, and this is Harry Baum.
Now, he produced I Stab My Foot.
By the Mud Eaters. By the Mud Eaters.
And given time, I'm sure you'll stab your foot, too.
Angela, what the hell are you trying to do to me? Now, I know you're going to
have a wonderful time. I'm sorry I have to rush off.
Forget it.
I mean, I don't know what you're up to, but you can bet I'm not going to stick
around and find out.
Perhaps you should take that little bundle back to Maggie and chase
Come along, Charlie.
There's no need for you to accompany me, Miss Johnny. This is just a routine
visit. But none of those visits are routine, and I want to be with you.
I certainly don't want to be here.
Excuse me, gorgeous.
Any last -minute instructions?
Well, just live up to your reputation.
You got it, babe.
Okay, guys.
Hey.
Well, gee.
You're never gonna leave me alone, are you?
You cost me everything.
couple of minutes here listen thank you for going out there with me this
afternoon this whole thing has been hard on both of us sometimes i wish i would
just wake up one morning and find this whole past year had been a bad dream oh
look at this i'd forgotten i think you gave it to me for our uh
25th no 23rd anniversary 22nd
Was it because I didn't tell you about the raid? Was it because I wouldn't go
through with the paternity test? Let's not dredge up all of this now, okay?
We'll just get into things we don't want to be dealing with, all right? I feel
that you walked out without even a glance back.
I had my share of sleepless nights.
I felt betrayed, frankly.
It hurt me deeply to be deceived and lied to after all we'd been through
together. I was living through a nightmare.
From one minute to the next, I could not stop thinking about this man, about
what he had done to me, and then I find myself pregnant?
And you don't think I wanted to be able to tell you that?
But you didn't tell me. You didn't tell me anything.
You didn't trust me.
I'm sorry.
So am I.
All right, just cut it. Cut it.
You know, I don't care if we're here all day.
The lyrics are lousy. The music is lousy. I can't sing this song.
Mrs. Channing is going to go through the roof if we don't record this song.
This isn't a song. This is a joke.
I put my soul into these lyrics.
Let's scamper together.
I mean, I hate to be the one to tell you, but I don't think you have a soul.
Hello, everybody.
Gee, I missed Mardi Gras this year, but this sort of makes up for it. Nice
outfit, Melissa.
What is going on?
Your grandmother invited me over here on an urgent matter. I assume you
gentlemen got the same invitation, and I believe this is the urgent matter.
Where's Angela?
She's in the city.
Hey, would you people please leave?
We've got work to do.
Melissa, I would like to stay and hear you sing. I'd like even more to know
Angela has on you.
Whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Here you go.
It's very pretty.
Excuse me, boys. I have to scamper.
I was going to go to the bank this morning for a meeting and invite you to
me. Oh, get out.
Never mind.
Richard, wait up.
You know, you all might as well go, too. I mean, Angela's had her fun, right?
Okay, guys, that's a wrap.
I take it your secret career isn't such a secret anymore.
Angela did this to humiliate me.
I didn't say anything to Angela, but you can be damn sure I'm going to lay into
her now.
No!
Maybe let me take care of this, okay?
Now, you've got to promise me that you're not going to get involved.
Promise me.
Let's go get your things.
Munich was yesterday.
I'm in Venice.
So is Kit Marlow.
Nice work.
She doesn't know it, but I'll be bringing her back with me.
Day after tomorrow.
Good. I wonder where I can keep an eye on her.
Knows enough to make things difficult, Mr. Rex.
What do you think?
I think Richard Channing killed Roland Saunders, and I think Kit Marlowe knows
about it, and that's why he wants to get her back here.
Pretty damning stuff, all right, but there's a problem.
We got the tape illegally, and Channing never came right out and said anything
about Saunders.
There's nothing we can do with this.
Yeah, there is.
We can go grab Kit Marlowe ourselves.
After things settle down, I think I'll find my own place.
Chase's grandfather built this house. It really belongs to him, not me.
That's a pretty big step.
Are you ready for that?
Of course not.
I don't know.
Sometimes I'm a little depressed.
Sometimes I'm even a little in love.
Have you tried telling him that?
going through hell right now.
It's not easy watching her suffer.
All the hard feelings between us just have to take a back seat.
Maybe now's not the time to file for divorce.
No, the marriage is over.
I can't be half married and half not.
Neither can she.
We're going to get as far away from here as we can. Yes, we are.
Australia.
Australia. That way we can be with Joseph.
Angela's going to tell Chase and Maggie everything.
Good. Good.
That way they'll know why I took you and why they have to separate.
That's the cap.
Just a minute.
Uh, those two right there.
You going on a trip?
Uh, none of your business, Angela.
Well, you're absolutely right.
This is a matter for the authorities.
No!
Well, you could have prevented this whole thing if you'd recorded that
little song.
Angela, please don't call the police.
After this, when I say thing, what are you going to do?
Thing?
And if I tell you to dye your hair purple and wear snake bones around your
what are you going to do then?
I would be very careful about the next step I take, Melissa.
Just look.
When you start to pack, be sure and close the drapes.
You know I'm watching every move you make.
Kelly,
I
need to know what you think about Vince.
If he makes you happy, he makes me happy. Oh, well, that tells me nothing.
I have work to do. Kelly, tell me about your wife. I know you loved her so much,
but you've never talked to me about her.
Now is not the time to start. Oh, Charlie, just tell me about China, then.
can't. I grew up here.
Oh,
Charlie. Are you trying to keep me from my work?
Charlie, you have done so many things for us for so many years. Can't you just
let us take care of you this once?
That will be the death of me, Emma.
Thank you.
Now run along and get dressed for your wedding.
Hello. How are you?
Hello.
Nice to see you.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, I'm Angela Channing.
I'm delighted you could come. Are you a friend of the grooms?
You could say that.
Johnny, why don't you go sit down?
I'm fine, Miss Johnny. No, you're not.
Chili peppers.
I eat a lot of them.
I like them. They don't like me, though.
You said the same thing about my family.
Huh?
Smile, then.
This is your big day.
Gay.
Welcome.
Oh, hi.
Nice day for a wedding.
Wedding's already happened. This has come as lame way of making me feel
Well, you were going to feel a lot better when I tell you that we've got
Combs and mail to the wall.
You and my men went down to Palm Beach to investigate the remains of one kid,
Marlowe. It seems a lady named Skylar Kimball is in that grave.
Skylar Kimball?
Well, how's that going to help you to convict Tony? Because that lady friend
Tony's used to live with Roland Saunders, and Mr. Saunders wanted her
Mr. Compson took permanent care of that little problem.
Why don't you let me keep an eye on this for you, then?
Sure, whatever you say.
You're a good man.
Come in.
Oh, Emma, you look lovely.
Really, you look just lovely.
Oh, Maggie.
You know, I've had this dress so long.
You'd think I'd never get married in it.
It's really going to happen, isn't it? Of course it is.
Sweet weddings.
Come along, Charles.
They better have a roundhouse suite.
Oh.
We're looking for Angela.
Welcome back.
Hi. She's not at Falcon Crest. Have you seen her hanging around here? The bar
may be yours. The swimming pool. Even the weight room.
Thank you. She's at the church.
Emma's wedding?
Oh, I love weddings.
To the church, Charles.
On the double.
Oh, wait.
Come on, Charles.
Go to the church.
Be a sport. Turn around.
Do I have to?
Gotta fix the store, Charles.
Don't leave without us.
Hey, my name isn't Charles. It's Willerget, jackass.
Vince, repeat after me.
I, Vince, take you, Emma, to be my wife.
I, Vince, do take you, Emma, to be my wife.
I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in
I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in
I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I will love you and
you all the days of my life.
How can you say that when you're married to me?
He's my husband.
He walked out on me last year.
You two heads keep out of this.
Vince,
what is the story? I married Vince Carlotti 16 long years ago, and I've
looking for him ever since.
What are you doing out of my face?
Show me now. Just get it over with, all right? I think Bertha's got the
situation handled.
This is so humiliating. Oh, I'm here for love.
We're all here, Emma. It's gonna be all right.
Come on, Molly. Stop crying. When he dies, I want you to see it.
At least you know your man's married.
Oh, Maxine.
Stop!
Thanks for nothing.
I'll take that, Chase.
That lady you are under arrest, which is the attorney I am empowered to do.
Oh, not a man.
Oh,
kill him.
All right, relax.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry. Obviously, these proceedings are now
terminated.
Father, I sure would like to have the exclusive rights to this story.
Is there a nunnery I could contribute to in your name? No.
But I know a wonderful monastery in Upper Volta you might consider joining.
I just might do that.
May I have your attention, please?
Just so the afternoon isn't a total waste.
I'd like you to know that three days ago, Vicki Gioberti and I got married.
Congratulations.
Man.
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