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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,910 ♪ Oh, baby, I've been going crazy ♪ 2 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,347 ♪ Waiting for romance to begin ♪ 3 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:25,752 ♪ I want you And you want me too ♪ 4 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,788 ♪ And we both need love ♪ 5 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 6 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,930 ♪ Baby, are you ready for love ♪ 7 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,799 She set it down as soft as a baby duck's bottom. 8 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,239 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 9 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,341 Sorry, this is just a little difficult for me. 10 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:51,211 No, no, no, I mean, you don't-- you don't have to apologize. 11 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,512 - I'm just-- - It's just, uh-- 12 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,081 I just got out of this relationship. 13 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,616 Really? 14 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,785 Well, okay, I didn't just get out, 15 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,820 I was kind of gotten out. 16 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,622 All right, all right. I was dumped. 17 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,091 But believe me, it's over with, and it's for the best, 18 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:07,627 and it's really not worth going into. 19 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,596 So, where were we? 20 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,231 Now, wait a second, wait a second. 21 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,067 You-- you just got out of a relationship? 22 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,935 - What happened? - Oh, I don't know. 23 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,338 Well, I do know, actually. Ryan's a pig. 24 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,773 Ryan? 25 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,108 Possessive, pushy, 26 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,343 totally insensitive. 27 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,311 - We hate Ryan. - We do. 28 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:29,616 You know, I can't see why anyone would possibly wanna dump you. 29 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,251 You haven't seen Elaine. 30 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,819 We really hate Elaine. 31 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,622 Especially her 16-inch waist and her perky little breasts. 32 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,725 Ooh. I mean, no wonder we hate her. 33 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,261 Anyway. I'm fine, I'm fine. 34 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,830 Just sort of dealing with it. 35 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,835 Well, you know, if all this is going too fast for you, 36 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,237 I mean, we don't have to rush things. 37 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,539 Would that be okay? 38 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,041 No, absolutely not. 39 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,109 Sure. 40 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,412 Sure, I mean, come on, you know, I'm not this Ryan. 41 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,214 No, you're not. 42 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,183 You're much more... 43 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,352 sensitive. 44 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,488 I-- I'm a sensitive guy. 45 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,663 "I will never say that I was false apart, 46 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,431 though absence seemed my flame." 47 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,268 Do qualify. 48 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,905 "As easy might I from myself depart, 49 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:29,909 as from my soul, which in my breast... 50 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,513 doth lie." 51 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,618 Sometimes you can even see Venus. 52 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,423 Yeah, it's beautiful when there's a full moon out. 53 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,597 - That's an E. - Right. 54 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:55,969 R. 55 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,605 Hitler? 56 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,807 Just wanted to see if you were paying attention. 57 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,911 Oh, Martin. 58 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,046 Yeah. 59 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,914 Unless you wanna do another word, 60 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,683 I was thinking 61 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,718 we could maybe... 62 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,287 go to bed. 63 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,925 Now go on. You heard her. 64 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,126 Jump. Don't think. 65 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,118 So you scored with the sensitive thing. 66 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,253 No, I didn't score with the sensitive thing. 67 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:49,322 Man, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. 68 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,925 I mean, I've done very well with the sensitive thing. 69 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,993 Oh, you know what works great? 70 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:57,664 Buy her one of those Victorian novels from those used bookstores. 71 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,033 Eddie, I'm not doing a thing, okay? 72 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,970 I just met this wonderful woman who's coming off of a bad relationship, and I'm just... 73 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,907 ...being sensitive to that. 74 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,309 Okay, okay, it wasn't fair. 75 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,544 - It's not a sensitive thing. - Thank you. 76 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,046 It's a rebound thing. 77 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,447 Could we just drop it, okay? 78 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,750 No, no, no, it's great. It's great. 79 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,420 For the next four weeks, everything you do is gonna be perfect. 80 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,621 Why? 81 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,723 Because you're not the other guy. 82 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,593 - Classic rebound. - It's bullshit. It's bullshit. 83 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,528 - No. She likes me for who I am. - Maybe. 84 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,363 She likes you more for who you're not. 85 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:33,700 - Could we just have our lunch? - I'm just saying, take advantage of it. 86 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,003 Because in about four weeks, she's gonna get over the other guy. 87 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,239 And then you're just gonna be... 88 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,041 you. 89 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,510 Well, thanks for clearing that up. Thank you very much. 90 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,417 That's not very sensitive. 91 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:03,897 Hi, can I help you? 92 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,365 Oh, uh... 93 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,501 I was looking for Stephanie. Is she-- 94 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:11,571 Oh, she's not back yet. It's Wednesday. 95 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,741 She probably stopped at the farmer's market in Union Square. 96 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,743 - Come on in. - Thanks. 97 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,612 Oh, look. Wuthering Heights. 98 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:20,780 Yeah. 99 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,349 Hope she doesn't already have it. 100 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,351 Victorian novels, huh? 101 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,919 La-la. 102 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,420 You know what? 103 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,756 Stephanie never told me she had a roommate. 104 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,424 Oh, I don't live here anymore. 105 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,893 I just never gave back my key. 106 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,029 - I'm Ryan. - Ryan? 107 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,364 That's funny. 108 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,466 Stephanie used to go out with a guy named-- 109 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,369 - Skipper, am I right? - Hey, you figured it out, Red. 110 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,505 Nice to meet you, Ryan. 111 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,009 - How do you... - ...love a woman? 112 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,445 - ...do? - And who did you say you were again? 113 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,647 I'm-- I'm-- I'm Martin Tupper. 114 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:57,450 I'm the guy Stephanie's seeing now. 115 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,219 Huh. 116 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,286 Well. 117 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,889 Well, well, well. 118 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,760 Is it possible that I am not wanted in this plot joint? 119 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,827 Undoubtedly. 120 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:12,499 - Oh-- Martin. - Stephanie. 121 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,401 Ryan. 122 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,935 What are you doing here? 123 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,837 I'm meeting Martin. 124 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,706 He brought you a book. 125 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,207 It's Wuthering Heights. 126 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:24,210 Thank you, Ryan. This-- this is for you. 127 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,445 Thank you, Martin. 128 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,147 I've always wanted to read this book. 129 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,451 So, Stephanie... 130 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,354 you're going out with a guy. 131 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,623 That's none of your business, Ryan. 132 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:40,760 Uh, she did tell you she was a lesbian, didn't she? 133 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,296 Hey, I can tell you from firsthand experience 134 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,498 that Stephanie is not a-- a-- 135 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,801 A lesbian? 136 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,670 Is that a hard word for you to say? 137 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,106 - Lesbian? - Don't label me, Ryan. 138 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,675 Listen, Stephanie, we got to talk. 139 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,711 Okay-- Well, no. 140 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,512 I have nothing to say to you. 141 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,081 I broke up with Elaine. 142 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,317 Really? I'm sorry. 143 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,020 She was so pretty and stupid. 144 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,789 You're right. She was. 145 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,791 I should never have left you. 146 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,894 But you did. And I'm with Martin now. 147 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:17,997 And I'm very happy. So, then, that's it. 148 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,733 Thanks for stopping by. 149 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,067 Now, are you going? 150 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,303 Or are you gonna wait and be kicked out? 151 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,708 - Bye-bye now. - You're just trying to get back at me for Elaine. 152 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,011 - Oh, I am not. - Then you're doing this for Donna. 153 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,947 - Oh, my God. Who's Donna? - Donna's my mother. 154 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,182 - Oh. - Come on, Steph. 155 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,419 I know I screwed up. 156 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,221 Don't do this. 157 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,322 She asked you to leave. 158 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:46,393 Oh. Okay. Fine. 159 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,461 I'll just leave you kids 160 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,864 to your heterosexual fun. 161 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,675 Well, she's a hell of a guy. 162 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,878 - I never said she was a guy. - You also never said she was a she. 163 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,280 - On what was only the second date. - Oh, I'm sorry. 164 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,217 Your gay lover is more of a "Now we're getting married, you should know" type of thing. 165 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,086 I'm sorry. I didn't know how to tell you. 166 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,021 It's hard to know how to explain it to, 167 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,623 you know, a man. 168 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,226 I guess I thought you might be threatened. 169 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,195 Threatened? 170 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,398 I'm not threatened. 171 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,868 I just wish I'd known. That's all. 172 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,139 It's no big deal. 173 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,874 - Really? - Really. 174 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,814 Threatened. 175 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,070 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just-- 176 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,606 I just need a little air. 177 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,275 - Martin, it's okay. You don't have to-- - No, no, no. 178 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,343 No, this is great. 179 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,247 I'll see you in a bit. 180 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,649 Now that I'm here and see what's to be had, 181 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,651 I shall dally in the valley. 182 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,854 And believe me, I can dally. 183 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,923 Martin? 184 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,759 You've been down there for three hours. 185 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,762 No, no, it's okay. It's-- I'm enjoying this. 186 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,865 But six times is enough. I'm going blind. 187 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,468 - I just wanna make sure you feel good. - I can't feel anything anymore. 188 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,337 He's got a dill pickle for a tongue, 189 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,040 and some day, somebody's gonna slap the lid down on him. 190 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,547 - That was wonderful. - Really? 191 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,650 You couldn't tell? I think the neighbors know. 192 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,886 Well, I just-- 193 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,292 I just wanted to, you know, 194 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,894 do the things you liked. 195 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,262 Well, I did like them. 196 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,166 And I also liked what we did the other night. 197 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,001 Good, good, you know, 198 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,236 'cause that-- that worked for me too. 199 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,039 Martin, I've always liked sex with men. 200 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,075 That's not why I was with a woman. 201 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,142 It's not? 202 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,145 Uh, well, then, what was it? 203 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,580 Well, you know... 204 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,316 it was all the other things. 205 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,219 Oh, sure. 206 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,322 Stephanie, do you want to exercise with me? 207 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,490 What other things? 208 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,927 Everything. It's hard to explain. 209 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,095 Could you try? 210 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,162 Well... 211 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,933 women talk to each other. 212 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,169 I talk. I talk all the time. 213 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,938 I know, but it's not the same thing. 214 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,507 I mean, women listen. 215 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,642 I listen. Look, I'm listening right now. 216 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,778 I'm talking and I'm listening. 217 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,914 And I can share and I can express my feelings and... 218 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,483 I can even cry. 219 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,618 I mean, under certain circumstances. 220 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,220 I know. I know you can. 221 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,189 But it's different, I mean... 222 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:06,192 when you're with someone who's like you, there's a... 223 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,360 a connection. 224 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,629 You know, comfort and ease. 225 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,865 You know what it's like? 226 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,367 It's like when you're with Eddie. 227 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,471 Oh. Oh, yeah. 228 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,709 No, no, no, no, no. 229 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,477 No, it's not like that at all. 230 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,746 I mean, no, Eddie and I are-- 231 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,548 No, no, no, it's not the same thing. 232 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,316 I don't think so. 233 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,152 No, no, no. 234 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,287 - A lesbian? - No, no. 235 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,289 She's-- she's not a lesbian. 236 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,391 Martin, she sleeps with women. 237 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,994 Yeah, yeah, but she sleeps with men, too. 238 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,930 Okay, so what you're saying is she's a part-time lesbian. 239 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,934 No. No, I-- Come on. Look, we all have a masculine and feminine side, right? 240 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,003 Not me. 241 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,838 Sure you do. Come on. 242 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,673 We all do. I have a feminine side. 243 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,910 - Martin, is there something you're trying to tell me? - No, no, no. 244 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,513 As it happens, my feminine side is attracted to women. 245 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,416 So, what you're saying is you're a lesbian. 246 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,153 Don't you care what anyone says, Mr. Gregg. You wear it. 247 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,722 And I'm comfortable with that. 248 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,434 - Hi. - Hi. 249 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,337 - You okay? - Yeah. 250 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,972 Yeah, I'm fine. Come on in. 251 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,543 - What's-- - Hi, Martin. 252 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,947 What are you doing here, Ryan? 253 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,216 Martin, it's okay. Everything's fine. 254 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,918 Ryan and I finally talked things over, 255 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,755 and we're gonna put everything behind us and just be friends. 256 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,924 Oh, great. That's-- that's great. 257 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,527 I know you're still mad at her 'cause she was such a pig 258 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,996 when you first met, but that's over with. 259 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,699 Yes, it's over with, I promise. 260 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,236 Friends. 261 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,439 Sure. Sure. 262 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,177 Well, uh, I'm just gonna go fix my face. 263 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,345 It'll only be a minute. 264 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,848 - Okay. - Bye. 265 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,056 So, uh, Ryan, are you from New York, or-- 266 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,025 Look, I'm going to get her back, you know. 267 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,895 - Excuse me? - I am getting her back. 268 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,001 Not a chance. 269 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,936 Oh, my God. 270 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,237 What? 271 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,340 I can't believe they killed Kathy. 272 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,042 How could they kill Kathy? 273 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,012 God, those Brontë sisters were twisted. 274 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,781 Are you coming out of there? 275 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,121 What? 276 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,225 Mademoiselle, you have no idea what you have missed 277 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,760 and what delights await you. 278 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,098 Wow. 279 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,268 You came for a show, my friends, and you shall have it. 280 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,217 Is that my perfume? 281 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,436 Forward march! 282 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,656 Where did you-- 283 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,525 How did you-- 284 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,693 What was... 285 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,563 Oh, that? 286 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,339 In the morning, you wanna go to Zaybar's and get some lox? 287 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,907 Oh, I can't. 288 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:16,176 I told Ryan I'd have brunch with her tomorrow. 289 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,345 Yeah, Ryan again, huh? 290 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,246 Well, I'm sorry. I mean-- 291 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,383 I would've invited you, but I didn't think you'd wanna come. 292 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,819 - Oh, we love each other! - We're great friends. 293 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987 Look, I-- I really think I should be there. 294 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,258 I mean, you know, it'll give Ryan a chance 295 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,160 to get used to the idea of us. 296 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,334 Whether a man likes it or not, 297 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,504 sometimes he has to do what he has to do. 298 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,517 Here you go. 299 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,819 - There you go. - Thank you. 300 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,055 You are so incredible for being here. 301 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,625 No, no. I wanted to, really. 302 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,795 Stephanie. 303 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,232 Ryan, hi. 304 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,200 All the teams are lining up now. 305 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,702 The game is about to start. 306 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,237 Hello, Martin. 307 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,773 By the way, how is your ping-pong? 308 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,108 Hello, Ryan. 309 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,444 Fine, how's yours? Wanna make anything out of it? 310 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,179 - Nice tie. - Thank you. 311 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,782 I was hoping you'd wear an article of clothing 312 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,750 that points towards your genitals. 313 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,652 - Ryan. - What's the matter, Ryan? Hmm? 314 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,521 Tie envy? 315 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,523 God, I'm starving. 316 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,857 Me too. 317 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,795 Hey. 318 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,465 - Is that my sweater? - I don't think so. 319 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,233 Oh, I think it is. 320 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,402 Remember my sister gave me this sweater? 321 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,804 Oh, you're right. 322 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:53,606 You know something? Why don't you keep it? 323 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,409 It always looked better on you anyway. 324 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,712 You rat! You crud. 325 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,380 She steals my sweaters too. 326 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,115 My shirts, my socks. 327 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,717 My entire wardrobe. 328 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,386 If anyone sees the waiter, I don't have a napkin. 329 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,922 - Here, here, take mine. - No, no, take mine. 330 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,056 It's still folded. 331 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,160 Pardon me, dear. 332 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,564 - Okay, guys. Let's just order. - Yeah. 333 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,399 The-- the specials are right over here. 334 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,569 - Oh, honey, your tag is out. - Oh. 335 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,571 Well, now you're messing up her collar. 336 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,608 Hold your breath, Pierre! 337 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,110 We're going. 338 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,779 - Would you guys stop? - I'm sorry. 339 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,214 No problem. 340 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,917 Ooh, wow. 341 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,886 $10.50 for Caesar's salad? 342 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,654 You just order whatever you like. 343 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,956 Okay? It's on me. 344 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,425 Oh, is daddy paying for everybody? 345 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,826 - Ryan. - What? 346 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,661 He's acting like your father. 347 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,363 Make up your mind, Martin. 348 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,665 Do you wanna fuck her or bounce her on your knee? 349 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,935 I just wanna buy my girlfriend lunch. Is that a problem for you? 350 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,971 No, no, no. 351 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,306 The problem is you're all over her like a rash. 352 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,142 The problem is you're manly urge 353 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,244 to let everyone in the room know you own her. 354 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,247 It's like you're fucking Balboa and she's the Pacific Ocean. 355 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,550 - You're just planting your flag all over the place. - Stop it. 356 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,452 - Maybe Stephanie likes my flag. - Martin-- 357 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,388 Listen, you can wave your flag around all you like, 358 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,358 but you'll never share with Stephanie the kinds of things I have. 359 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,427 You know what? You're right. 360 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,362 You're absolutely right. I'm a man. 361 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,665 I'm not a woman. I'm a man. I've never had a bikini wax. 362 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,835 I can read a map and I piss standing up. So what's your point? 363 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,672 My point is you're just threatened because we don't need a penis. 364 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,008 You sure about that? 365 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:38,745 That's it! 366 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,449 Here's your sweater. 367 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,883 Here's your napkin. 368 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,485 Have a nice brunch. 369 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,021 Stephanie? 370 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,923 Stephanie. 371 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,827 Well, that's that. 372 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,261 Yeah. I know how you feel. 373 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,245 - Shit. - Nice to see you, too. 374 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,881 And with flowers, no less. 375 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,018 That's a manly gesture, Martin, but I'm afraid you're too late. 376 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,553 Here. Why don't you just give them to her? 377 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,889 You know, I mean, I'd hate to see them go to waste. 378 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,758 What are you talking about? I didn't win. 379 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,826 Stop busting my balls, will you? 380 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,130 I said you were too late. We're both too late. 381 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:34,134 Seems she went off to Vermont with somebody named Chris. 382 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:35,201 What? 383 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,906 Who the hell is Chris? 384 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,974 I don't know. 385 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,376 Mister or Miss? 386 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,181 Tonight we are confronted with a phenomenon 387 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:51,084 that has the leading scientists of the world completely baffled. 388 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,688 I don't believe this. I don't believe this. 389 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,757 I don't blame her. You know, I don't blame her. I was such a prick. 390 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,993 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, you were a prick. 391 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,228 I mean, you know, hey, we were both pricks. 392 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:06,433 Well, I guess I'll just go home... 393 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,002 throw some stuff, maybe cry a little. 394 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,338 Yeah, me too. 395 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,107 - See you. - Bye. 396 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,345 Look, uh... 397 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,215 would you like to get a coffee or something? 398 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,017 - Coffee? - Yeah, forget it. 399 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,985 Forget it. Forget it. It was a stupid idea. 400 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,488 No, no, no, no. It's a great idea. 401 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:32,592 But, you know, as long as we're doing this bonding thing, we might as well do it right. 402 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,993 Why not make it a beer? 403 00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:37,364 - Right out of the bottle. - You got it. 404 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,934 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 405 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:43,636 I'm looking for apartment 6F. 406 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,706 Oh, well, it's right at the other end of the hall. 407 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,942 - Just-- just right down there. - Can't miss it. 408 00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:50,010 Great. Thank you. 409 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,814 We have much in common, milady. 29187

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