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What are you doing?

I'm reading.

Yeah, what are you doing?

No.

How long are you going to keep reading for?

I don't know.

You can read for like an hour.

Well, it's a good book.

I can't do that. I don't feel like super boring.

No, that's interesting.

Why can't you just like...

Read like a summary thing for it or something.

Because? It's not the same.

It'd be the same thing.

Like, you'd still be able to, like, pass your test or whatever.

But it's a good book.

Oh, my God.

She's a nerd.

Well, at least I'm smart.

I'm smart, too. I'm smart enough to not, like, want to, like, read books all

day.

Like a freaking nerd.

What are you going to be doing?

I don't know.

I want to read.

Yeah, you're like a bad girlfriend, to be honest.

I'm going to break up with you.

What?

For what? Because I want to hang out with my girlfriend?

You're disturbing me while I'm trying to read.

Stop!

Stop!

You're mean to me all the time.

I'm not mean.

I'm just trying to hang out with my girlfriend, and you're just...

Why are you reading an old book?

Well, I want to pass this class,

so...

Okay.

I'm trying to read my book.

Oh, my God.

Well, I'm warning you.

Well, I'm reading, so... Oh, my God.

This is abuse.

You're abusing me. You know this?

Sorry.

You're abusing me.

You're an abusive, abusive girlfriend.

I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend and hang out with you.

Yeah, and have sex because I know that's what you want. You don't want to read

some stupid book.

Yeah, but I want to pass my class.

Oh, God.

What am I supposed to do? Just like jerk off or something?

Yeah, just do that.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Is that what a boyfriend's supposed to do? I'm supposed to look at your feet

jerk off or something?

Yeah.

Maybe I will.

Maybe you should.

Alright, yeah.

I will then.

Okay.

You can't stop me.

I'm not stopping you. Alright.

You're really drinking?

Yeah, you told me to.

Are you even mad at me now?

No, but you're such a pervert.

Why am I a pervert?

Because my girlfriend makes me horny?

Because you want to have sex all the time.

Yeah, that's normal.

I'm a normal man.

It's not that I'm busy.

It's the weekend.

Let's just be like,

why don't you have to do it? We should be like having sex all day.

Yeah, you're a perv.

I just want to be good.

I'm sure.

I'm your book.

That would ruin it. You can't stop me. I don't care.

It's not my book.

I'm just joking.

Take these off.

Come on, you can keep my hair. I just want to see it. I'll see you in a

Good.

Do you want to take a break now?

I guess.

All right.

Why are you doing this? I told you.

Do what?

Do you want to put her here now?

Yeah. Say please.

Please.

Please. Nice, right?

Please.

Stand on a curve.

This is way better than such a stupid old book.

You think so?

Yeah, I think so.

To be honest, it's your fault that I'm horny all the time.

How?

Because you're hot.

You have boners all the time.

That means you're responsible for taking care of them.

You're ridiculous.

So, please, enough.

Oh.

I think they're pretty good both on the desk.

That's kind of annoying.

I feel like I'm so hard.

I guess so, yeah.

Alright. Well, I'll leave you alone for like 45 minutes, I guess.

Oh, thanks.