Original subtitles

RABBIT SEASON

Voice Characterations by Mel Blanc

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR FUN

YOU DON'T NEED A REASON

ALL YOU NEED IS A GUN

IT'S RABBIT SEASON!

RABBIT SEASON

RABBIT 150 FT. STRAIGHT AHEAD

RABBIT 75 FT. AHEAD

RABBIT 25 FT.

RABBIT 71/2 FT.

AT LAST! A RABBIT HERE IT IS!

B. BUNNY

Awfully unsporrting of me, I know...

but what the hay, I'be got to have some fun.

And besides, it's really duck season.

It's rabbit season!

Oh boy, rabbit tracks!

Alright Rabbit, I know you're there.

If you're not out in 10 seconds, I'll blast you out.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

OK Rabbit, now I got you!

Eh, what's up, Doc?

I'm hunting rabbits! It's rabbit season!

Oh! Rabbit season, huh? Having any luck?

Well no. As a matter of fact, I haven't even seen a rabbit yet.

THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!

Say, what's the matter with you anyway?!

Don't you even know a rabbit, when you see one?!

It's true, Doc. I'm a rabbit alright.

Would you like to shoot me now, or wait till you get home?

SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!

You keep out of this!

He doesn't have to shoot you now.

He does so have to shoot me now!

I demand that you shoot me now!

Let's run through that again.

OK!

Would you like to shoot me now, or wait till you get home?

Shoot him now. Shoot him now.

You keep out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.

That's it! Hold it right there!

Pronoun trouble.

It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now".

It's "he doesn't have to shoot me now".

WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW!

SO SHOOT ME NOW!

Yes?

Oh no you don't.

Not again.

Sorry.

This time we'll try it from the other end.

Look, you're a hunter, right?

Right.

And this is rabbit season, right?.

Right.

And if he was a rabbit, what would you do?

Yeah, you're so smart! If I was a rabbit, what would you do?!

Well, I'd...

Not again!

Very funny!

I'm sorry, fellas. But I can't wait any longer.

Take a peek up, and see if he's still around.

Righto!

Is he still there?

Still lurking about!

I tell you what. You go up and act as a decoy and lure him away.

No more for me, thanks! I'm driving!

Ah well. Like they say, "never send a duck to do a rabbit's job".

OK! COME ON OUT!

I've got you covered!

Hi!

Surely, you're not going to taken in by that old gag?

Isn't she lovely?!

Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are!

Well, haven't you anything to say?!

ANYTHING? OUT OF SHEET HONESTY?!

Yes, I would just love a duck dinner.

Oh, I apologize, Madam, for suspecting your integrity.

Now's your chance, hawk-eye Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!

He's got me dead-to-right, Doc.

Would you like to shoot ;him here. or wait till you get home?

Oh no you don't. Not this time.

Wait till you get home.

Alright!

YOU'RE DESPICABLE!

SUBTITLES BY MICHAE & SUBTITLE CAT