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Sam.
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Somebody told me to start with a joke.
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I'm not good with jokes.
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I know it's been funny,
that there's been some funny things
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happen to me, but they're not like jokes.
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There was this one time, Mother's Day.
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Martin took me out for dinner.
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We had probably $500 with us, more.
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But Martin had to use this credit card
we'd been using way too long already.
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I said to him, let's just pay cash.
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But he hands over the card anyway.
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The guy stalls us, keeps us there,
says the computer's fucked up.
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All that.
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I said to him, they called the cops.
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Anyway, long story short,
Martin had to stab the waiter.
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We're outside running.
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I've got this dress I've
got to hold up heels on.
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Skipping through all these puddles.
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Hmm.
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That isn't actually a joke.
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I guess maybe you had to be there.
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Martin and I had some laughs.
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My brother Chris is in aa.
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He stays away from me.
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Guess I'm a bad influence on him.
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This girl fucked Chris when
her boyfriend was out of town.
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The boyfriend comes back
a little while later.
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They both got the clap.
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So she goes to Chris
and takes him to the clinic.
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Clinic says Chris doesn't have the clap.
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Well, this girl wouldn't believe it.
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I mean, she knows her boyfriend didn't
her over when he was out of town.
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She must have gotten it off Chris.
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Except Chris doesn't have the clap.
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She's got this dirty disease and she
must have gotten it off of dirty Chris.
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Right?
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See, almost the exact same
thing that happened to me.
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I'm a bad influence on my brother.
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Yeah, maybe he thinks he caught it off me.
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Anyways, he's in a crazy Chris
and I'm here.
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It isn't my idea.
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Somebody said that that chick that got up
the other day, she said she looked back
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on her life and it was a black hole.
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Uh, okay.
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I look back and I guess all I can
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say about it is I miss Martin.
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That's about it.
I miss Martin.
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Love is weird love.
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She's overdone it
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can't go on she caused it all.
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Cry, cry.
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I don't get it.
What are you saying?
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Well, how long has he been dead?
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Hey, fuck you.
I knew him too.
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You're nothing special.
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Pierre Tunol.
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Yeah, well, they're not good.
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I've got a situation here.
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I need a guy in like an hour.
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Pierre.
Hold on, hold on.
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Hi.
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I know you're probably really mad at me,
and I don't blame you.
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Sorry, Peter.
Hold on, hold on.
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Do you have Money.
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Do you have any?
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No, not really.
I don't, Peter.
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So this thing.
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No, not violence.
Keep guessing.
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No, my brother just got here.
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He's right here.
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That's it.
Yeah, I tried him.
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He's naturally the first person I thought
of, and I just can't get a hold of him.
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You know Ronnie's dead.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I talked to his wife.
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Yeah, she thinks she's cute.
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Well, come on, then.
How about you?
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Five?
I was thinking three for me.
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Cause I'm setting it up right?
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Can we fight about this later?
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Peter, this would be,
like, a real favor to me.
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Don't call me back.
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The guy's gonna be here in like, an hour.
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What's the point in calling me back?
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No, I don't see your problem with this.
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Okay, what if we split it?
250 each.
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I said, what if we split it?
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Oh, stone nodding up right on the phone,
and I didn't even get it.
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Wow.
Losing my touch.
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Chris, what do you want?
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Oh, I want.
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Everybody always asks me that.
It's unbelievable.
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I never know what to say.
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Denise, when it was obvious I wanted
to get out of there, move out, end it.
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And she kept saying it to me.
What do you want?
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Actually, what she said was, you don't.
Know what you want.
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I don't know what you want.
That's the one I like to say.
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You don't know what you want.
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I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
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I don't know.
I don't know what I want.
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I don't know if I want to breakfast.
I don't know what I want.
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Take a shower.
Read a book.
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Read a book or take a shower, I don't
know what I want for the rest of my life.
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But those questions, Bullshit.
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What do you want, Chris?
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Well, I wanted to give you this.
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Doesn't it remind you,
that one that you had on Duquette?
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Golly, it's like a prize
at the fair money.
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How much Denise paid for my bus ticket?
Stop it.
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I.
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50 bucks less, actually.
Hello?
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Where does she think you'll stay,
in a tree house?
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Call Denise right now.
You need money.
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No, no, no, I can't do that.
We broke up.
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So call or tell her.
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Breaking up was a mistake.
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No, you're thinking it over,
trying to get your head together.
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It could happen.
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It isn't actually lying.
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You know, Noel, I realize there are
things I can take and things that I can't.
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And one thing that I cannot take anymore.
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I just can't fucking hack it.
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Is hypocrisy.
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Don't.
Just don't.
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That's a cute trait,
but it took you too long to learn it.
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Five years wasn't my idea.
Fuck you.
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Chris.
You're here.
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I need money.
You're gonna get me some.
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You must have friends.
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Don't they have jobs?
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It isn't that much money.
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Call three people, ask them for 100 each.
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100 is nothing.
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305 years, that's, that's $60 a year.
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Five birthdays, five Christmas
presents, that's, that's 40.
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That's $30 a year, Chris.
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30 fucking dollars a year.
It's nothing.
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You owe it to me.
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Call your friends.
Get me three.
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Get me 100.
What about that?
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20 lousy bucks for every
year I didn't hear from you?
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You were out here twice.
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Everyone saw you but me.
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You know what a fucking
asshole I look like?
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You're such an asshole.
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Can you call some people?
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Can't we just have a cup of coffee
and sit down and talk and stuff?
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No.
There's a guy gonna be here in an hour.
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Not even that.
I owe him money and I've gotta have it.
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503.
Really?
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Can't you just go out?
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Yeah, but he can't stay out.
Grow up.
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Okay, Noel, I don't have it.
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Sorry, but I don't.
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Put your hands up.
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If I find more than 50
bucks on you, I keep it.
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Deal.
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Come.
No, no.
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Come on.
You're not going to frisk me.
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What do you care if
you're telling the truth?
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Hey, stop it.
Ah, it's not nice to call you a brother.
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I, I.
Oh, my God.
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Please.
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Oh, that's just fucking mean.
Noel.
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Noel, Terry calling for Angelo.
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And if you get this message in the next
half hour, 20 minutes.
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Fuck it, man.
There's no time.
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Never mind.
Never mind.
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Then.
What the fuck is this guy gonna do?
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I mean, is he gonna kill you?
Can't he.
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