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But then did Ron say he was proud of him? He wasn't sure. He just said he

be stopping by soon, and he asked if he could crash.

Great. Just great.

I mean, why do you always get so upset about your brother? I think he's funny,

and he always has great stories.

He's always been like that. Do you know what it was like growing up with him?

He's such a show -off.

And now he's a mouse stripper?

God.

Don't be jealous of your brother.

I mean, you've got the brains, and he's got...

The body and the personality.

That came out wrong.

I'm just saying, he is your brother.

Ah, great.

I was hoping he would get lost.

I appreciate you letting me stay a couple days while I get settled.

So what are you doing in the town room?

Use your opportunity.

I'll be managing the Hot Men on Fire Club.

We're opening in Hollywood.

Wow, that's so exciting, Ron.

Didn't you get fired from Hot Men in Houston for sexual harassment and

embezzlement? And weren't you ranked in gold mine in Peru?

I was a featured dancer.

If you don't get sexual harassment charges, you're not trying, baby.

And no, I lost the financing.

Shit happens.

You really are the most interesting man in the world.

Oh, please. He dances with his dick out for tips.

And the gold mine was probably a scam anyway.

I think it's exciting.

You really are an amazing dancer, Rod.

When did you see my brother dance?

At your wedding, Mel.

I was trying to get the bridesmaid and the bride in a good mood. I was, you

know, in a helicopter mood and I talk, I'm kind of grabby. What? Where? When

this happen?

At the church, before the ceremony.

I tell you, those were some hot women.

It was like a pack of koi just... Gobbling at my cock.

You can say that again.

My pussy was so wet.

You were so sexy.

I wish my husband had some of your moves.

Well, shoot.

Let's show him.

Mel, do you remember back when you were in law school and I visited you at your

club and I danced at the frat house?

Fucks my girlfriend in front of me in front of my whole entire class.

Mel.

Mel. It was just an act.

You don't tell a girl to give up.

Come on.

What about that, Ron?

That's the one that I danced to at your wedding.

And I've been masturbating to it every time.

Oh, my God. Give it to me.

Take it off. Take it off. Mel.

Come here, Mel. I'm going to strip with you. Stop. This has been going on long.

You just gotta roll with it, man. There's nothing I can do about it.

Okay, stop it. We get the point. Seriously, we get the point.

Look how sexy your brother is.

Oh, it feels so good. I just wonder what it feels like in my little mouth.

Do you mind sharing my mouth with your brother, baby? I think he deserves it.

Look how hot he is.

He's just talking now.

Fucking hate this you guys gonna be fucking kidding me seriously

Frickin' back in college.

Oh man, don't be so emotional now.

Emotionally? You're fucking my brother.

Mother did always say you were the sensitive one.

It's not a big deal, baby. Don't overreact.

Not a big deal?

You have my brother's dick in your fucking mouth. I know. Isn't it so hard?

He's a little brain, isn't he?

When we were in frickin' high school, he had three girls in his fuckin' room

while I was...

Look how hot he is, how can you not enjoy it?

Don't you want me to see, don't you want to see me get fucked by him?

I don't want you to be happy, man. I don't want you to be happy. I don't want

you to be happy. You're not fucking my brother. I don't smile when I fuck you.

smile when I fuck your brother.

Yeah,

not by fucking you, though.

I'm glad you think so.

Does he think we're having this every night?

You can do it these times. Yeah.

Oh, this is so good.

Thank you.

Got you a little souvenir, buddy.

A spring sack.

You've only spent my underwear catching it.

Hey, Mel, you know, she needs some room.

You don't want to be looching. Yeah, don't be stingy, Mel. Don't be stingy.

Don't be like this.

Oh, my God.

I can't imagine.