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Yeah, man, I go like a few miles and it just starts smoking up like it just did.

I don't know what the problem is.

Oh man, it's just a fan belt.

I can fix that.

Really? Yeah, it's just a teeny thing. I'll get it done.

Hey, that would be great, man. I really could fix that.

You know, since I'm doing that, there's something you can do for me.

What's up?

I think my wife's cheating on me.

Well, what gives you that impression? I mean, she kind of does have those

wandering eyes, but I mean, what gives you that impression? There's a few

things. There's a few signs, but wandering eyes, there's some other

But I'd like to get to the bottom of it one way or another. I think you can help

me. I'm not sure what I could do, but I mean. Well, I'd like you to hit on her.

Hit on her?

That's your girl, bro. I don't mean for real. I'm not for real. I just want you

to hit on her and feel she'll do anything about it. I mean, fuck, she's

I mean, yeah, yeah, sure.

So, look, I'm going to go in there.

I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower. Okay.

I want you to come on tour, and I'll know one way or the other, you know?

Yeah. How far do you want me to go with this?

Well, not far.

I mean, we'll know right at the beginning whether it's a thing or not.

Okay, yeah.

All right, cool. All right. All right, let's do it.

Sorry, I thought you were my husband.

He's taking a shower. Thank you.

It's been a while.

You look great.

It's been ages. You look amazing.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I wish my husband told me I look great more often.

Honestly, I don't know how he couldn't. You look amazing.

You know, we haven't even had sex in like three months.

Three months?

It would go a day, honestly.

Yeah, that's what he said when we got married.

Honestly, uh, between us, he sent me down here to try and make a move on you,

see if you would bite, see if you would, you know, go along with it, if you

would have sex with me, so.

Are you fucking kidding me? I swear.

That motherfucker.

Honey, get your ass in here!

Cheating on you again?

If you think that you can tempt me to cheat on you with your best friend, you

better sit down and relax because shit is about to get real.

Mm -hmm.

Sit down.

Here.

Honey.

What the fuck are you doing?

Troy.

Are you two serious right now?

I said don't go so far.

I like to be seen.

I feel like I want to kiss you.

Wow.

Mmm.

Oh, gross.

You were just sitting back and relaxing.

We were right here. I think we were close.

I'm not fixing the car.

It's already fixed.

You just found out that she wasn't cheating on you prior to this.

This is technically cheating. You told me to do this.

I'm not fixing the car.