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Oh my god, that is exquisite.

Hold on right there, stop.

Oh yeah, that is fucking great.

One more, hold on.

Just realized I'm not getting your face in any of these, sorry.

It's okay.

That is just, oh my god, that bush is fucking phenomenal.

It is perfect.

Let me get a close -up of all that beautiful hair.

Oh yes.

I'm glad you like it. I grew it out for my husband, but he doesn't like it.

I love it.

I take pictures of it all day.

Yay. Every angle.

Every position. Oh, my God.

This is awesome.

Isn't it fantastic?

So happy I found you to take pictures.

I'm happy I found you.

Can you...

Can you spread that, spread it open for me?

Like, spread my vagina open? Yes, please.

Um... Come on, just one shot of it. It looks so fucking perfect.

One shot. Okay, let me try.

There you go, yes.

Oh, yeah. Honey, I'm back.

Hi. What are you doing?

Hi, honey. This is the photographer that I emailed you about that I found in

Craigslist. The photographer in Craigslist? What? Wait a second.

Why are you naked?

He's taking pictures of my bush.

What kind of photographer is shooting you with a phone?

Photographers have cameras and flashes.

Bro, I'm just really into it. Seriously,

I've just been taking pictures.

I haven't done anything else, I swear.

Wait, why are you being nice to him? He doesn't even fuck me.

Why are you questioning his work? He's a photographer.

He's a guy with a phone!

An iPhone that takes really high... quality pictures of my bush.

Let me just tell you, if I were married to that, I'd be fucking you every chance

I got.

What are you doing?

It doesn't matter what kind of phone it is. It's not a camera, it's a phone.

What are you doing so back early from work anyway?

What? We had some power issues at the plant, so we called it a half day while

they fixed them. God, bro, your wife has been... Greatest vagina ever. I know,

she's my wife.

But you don't even fuck me.

Trust me, bro, I'd love to fuck her.

Huh?

Well, wait a second.

Well, maybe he should fuck me.

I said that I wouldn't mind if you got some naked pictures taken, but... Okay,

both of you guys just take off your pants.

Huh? Yeah, get naked.

I want to compare your guys' cogs.

which I already know who's going to be bigger.

All right.

I'm not sure why you need to do this.

I'll put an end to this argument.

Who's ready to go?

Okay, so maybe he's bigger than I am.

Sweetie, you don't fuck me. I don't orgasm. I don't cum.

And I grew up this bush for you. Look, look at this.

And you don't even like it. It's a beautiful bush. He loves my bush.

And look at this little thing.

No wonder this little thing doesn't make me cum.

It doesn't? No, look at this.

You see the difference?

All right, so he's bigger than mine.

Maybe he should fuck me.

What? Yeah.

You want to see me cum, don't you?

Yeah, but I can do that.

How many times have you tried?

Just let him fuck me, Sydney. And you can watch.

It'll be fun.

It'll be fun?

so much fun. I don't want to watch another guy fuck you. Why not?

It'll probably turn you on.

And he loves my bush. Oh, I love it. I want him to just lick it and pull on my

hair and fuck me.

Yeah. It would be fun.

Alright, this is a strange idea of fun, but if it'll make you happy and it's a

one -time thing and then I fuck you, I guess so.

It would be fun. It would be an experience.

Okay.

Okay. Let's do this.

this is what you want.

This is exactly what I want.

Exactly? Mm -hmm.

It'll be fun, sweetie.

It will.

When does the fun part start?

Now.

You know you want to do it.

I want you to be happy.

Yes.

It's going to make me

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah?

I'm kind of with him. I don't know if I really want to see this.

Why not?

Come on, sweetie.

You have to participate.

Okay.

Yeah.

So it's my turn now?

Yeah.

It's your turn. Okay, well... Well, come here.

Come here, but... Here. I thought you said it was... It's my turn.

Yeah, your turn to suck his balls. What?

Whoa, whoa. I was thinking it's my turn to get my cock sucked. To suck his

balls?

Your thing is so super small, like I can't. It's not that small.

I just want you to suck his balls. I don't know about that.

I don't know either. I'll be sucking your cock. I'll be sucking your cock.

won't even notice it.

I'll notice it.

Yep. You want to see me happy, right?

Yeah. Okay, this is going to make me happy.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Fuck them. Fuck them boys.

Yeah.

Fuck me.

No. Of course it is.

Now your turn.

My turn?

Yes. I want you to suck his dick. Huh?

Yes. I went along with the balls, but... Sweetie, I'm tired of asking you

what to do. You're just going to do what I'm telling you to do.

Huh? Yes. You're going to suck his dick, and you're going to like it.

Yeah. Oh, yes, that takes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sí, papi.

Oh, sabe muy rico.

Tastes so good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

you're enjoying that, aren't you?

Yes, you like it. Es lo bueno.

Muy bueno.

Yes.

For you.

There you go.

Yes. And I want you to lick my ass.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, just like that. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Now suck it.

Suck his dick.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah. This is, this is what fucking is.

Yes, having a big cock and semi -pussy.

Yeah.

Thank me.

Thank me. Thank you? Yes.

Just like that.

Harder than that. Harder?

Yes.

I want you to watch.

Watch him.

Your car can't do half of the work he's doing.

Yeah.

I love, love that you're here watching.

You're watching again.

Don't watch that. I'm going to sign my pussy.

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

You see that?

Yes. That's how.

That's how.

Yes, you are.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Pull on the brush.

Pull the hair.

Pull the hair. Yeah, pull it. Pull it. Grab it harder.

Harder? Harder, yeah.

And you liked it?

Yeah.

Pull

that

shit.

It's such a boss.

There you go.

Yeah.

There you go. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No. Yes, you do.

No. Yes, you do.

You love sucking my dick.

I'm going to do my favorite position now.

Oh, fuck.

I can't watch.

Watch.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. You can't. We're going to pull it off.

I want to rip it off.

You do?

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Watch him. Watch him. Look at him. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, like that.

Oh, my God, yes.

You're so deep inside me, yeah?

Okay.

Yeah, you like this.

So true.

What?

at that fucking bush. Oh, my God.

Stay at that fucking big bush.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, look at it.

No.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make me come.

You're going to make me come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to come all over that fucking bush. Oh, I want

you to come all over that bush. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. It feels good. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yes. Right up the bush.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

All over my bush. Yes.

Oh, yes. Rub it all in there.

Yes.

You do?

Yes.

And you're going to lick it off.

Huh?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

I want you to lick it off.

I want you to lick my pussy. I'll lick off the cum off my bush. You do?

Yes.

Yes, sweetie. Come here. I'm going to do what I tell you to do.

And you're sure this is what you want?

Yes, this is exactly what I want.

Lick it.

Lick it. Eat it.

Yes. Oh, there you go. Oh, I got to get a picture of this. Huh?

This is fantastic.

Don't move.

Smile. Thank you.

Perfect for the collection.

Yes. Yes. You did all of it. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Lick those hairs. Pull on them.

Appreciate it. That was fun. Thank you for the pictures and the sex.

On to the next ad.

Now, wasn't that a lot of fun?

But I didn't get to come.

Well, that wasn't the point.

The point was for me to come, which I did.

But I thought the point was for us to both have fun.

Right, and you had a lot of fun.

Right? No, I didn't.