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This is Steve, wife, Rebecca.

And we met at the Fishburg, wasn't it? Yeah, at the food court at the airport.

Yeah.

We thought we recognized you. I mean, you looked familiar, so we just had to

come up to you. I'm on a lot of sheets of paper in post offices, too, on the

wall. Oh, content?

Yeah, something like that.

So we got talking and come to find out. I mean, it's been a long time emailing

back and forth and forwarding emails to Bobby Rinaldi, and we finally got you

guys here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a good trip. Yeah. I enjoyed it. So as I remember,

been married, it should be close to two years now.

Two years. Been together three years and married two.

And you've got this fantasy about wanting to be with two guys and finally

admitted that to the church.

Yeah. And it's full with Steve that you guys have talked about.

It's actually both our fantasies.

Pretty exciting.

Look at the grin on his face. He can't wait to see you.

So, you know what? I'm going to get two of the biggest names in here. But first,

let's stand you up.

You look so much like the girl next door, you know, like the babysitter. How

are you?

24. Wow.

Can we just pull this down and show the... See, notice I didn't wait for an

answer. I just started doing it. Right.

Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

Look at that scene.

See, I didn't get to see this in the airport.

It's definitely worth seeing. You're still a little nervous, aren't you?

A little.

You know what? It's my job to make certain this gets hung up, so I'll be in

charge of this.

Let's turn around a little bit.

Turn around this way.

This way? Yeah.

Look at this.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Steve, why don't you unhook her bra?

And we'll have her all ready so when the guys get in here... You okay?

Relax. Everything's going to be fine.

Steve's going to be right here next to you.

Okay, on three, Steve.

One, two, three.

They're real.

Real. I'm attesting to it.

So, I got Julian and Mr. Marcus for you.

Have you seen them in movies?

Yes, I've seen a few of them.

Yeah? I mean, they're itty -bitty little guys, you know, about the size of my

hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm glad it's you and not me or my sister or somebody.

So let's get them in here.

Where are they?

Julian and Mr. Marcus.

Here they are.

So I want you to meet Rebecca.

This is Mr. Marcus.

Hello. Steve.

How are you doing?

Wow, I've seen both of you.

And that's Julian.

We watch a lot of movies, and we've seen both of you several times.

I told you guys I got little dicks. I think she's in for a little bit of a

shock.

A half of it's going to be like this.

I'm getting out of the way.

Have fun.

Steve, you can stay a little close and watch what's going on. Just don't get in

the way, you know.

Put your dick in her mouth.

Opportunity presents itself.

This is your wife.

Yeah?

Yeah, she is in the body, isn't she?

You got

a

good view, Steve?

Oh yeah, I got a great view.

You like getting all that attention?

Still a little nervous looking.

I'll

take

those for you.

I'm in charge of underwear.

Just the girls' underwear.

No, no, don't even think about it.

So much for my lie to you, huh?

About their size.

I haven't seen it yet.

I just feel like... No time like the present.

So now you know I was kidding.

This is great.

You enjoying that?

So

Steve,

are you over your shyness?

We're trying to catch a look back here at you, Steve.

Oh, yeah. Is he still a little shy?

Oh, I think the shyness, I think it's all pleasure now.

Do you enjoy watching?

Oh, I love it.

See you after this.

You gotta watch Julian. He'll be telling you

he's a gynecologist next. So watch him. Oh, okay.

I'm an oral hygienist right now.

Just trying to make sure your mouth is all clean.

You okay?

You alright?

Oh, yes. I'm sure he's okay.

It sure sounds like she's enjoying quite well, doesn't it?

She's not enunciating her words very clearly.

No, they're garbled for some reason.

Steve, you guys are in volume 30 of Screw My Wife, Please. This is a

volume. This is real history here. Really?

Yep, number 30. How long has it been going?

Well, it says number one, but I don't know how long number one starts. I've

in numbers 6 through 25, and I'd say it's been about three years.

Wow. People love it. It's real.

Well, this is fantastic as well as an honor to be in it.

Do you think your wife's about to get fired?

I think so.

This is Jerry's screw.

This is the screw part.

Go in that big cup.

And she didn't think she could handle it.

She got a smile on her face. I had the confidence in her all the time.

How come your brother looks wetter than mine?

What do you think, Julian? Pretty nice?

What's he going to say? No, it's just kind of average. I mean, he'll take her

go home, right?

I see you getting nasty with it.

Take that big black cock.

Is your fantasy to have two big black cocks?

Bob with his apples.

His way that head bobs up and down is just like back in grade school.

You've sort of lost track of the fact that your husband's here?

No, I keep looking at him. Okay.

That's got to be tough on Julian's crotch.

You're my hero, Julian.

Right now, she's my hero.

You want to fuck my ass?

You've been training the right.

Yeah, you're probably going to get laid when you get home.

Well, I would hope so. This is sure exciting to me. You might not even have

wait until you get home. Get her in the car. Get her here.

Anyplace.

She looks to me like she's getting screwed up the ass.

Yes she is.

Enjoy it?

As long as you're happy.

Oh I'm very happy.

This is a double threat.

the same question.

You're not going to get it in the eye, are you?

I'll close them.

That's the best part, right, Mr. Marcus?

That's great.

Oh, shit.

See, it didn't get in your eye.

Just a precaution. I always get it in the eye. You can open them. Yeah, I'm

for that.

Yeah, I'm just trying to give you a nasal spray that might last a little

than the ones that are going on out there now.

So here's the deal, Rebecca. When you go into the Pittsburgh food court tomorrow

to change planes, think about how this started out with a sandwich. You got

sandwiches today.

Yes, I did, like an Oreo cookie.

Double stuffed.