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9 -1 -1, what's your emergency?

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Fly me to the moon.

Let me play among the stars.

Let me see what spring is like on...

Oh, wow.

Oh, I feel like I'm dreaming. I told you you'd love it.

I had to work up the courage. You got your pilot's license for all of us.

I had no faith.

Baby, kiss me.

Now look.

Wow.

This is amazing.

Now look, Nick.

Griffith Park Observatory.

Our first date.

Best day of my life.

This page is a checklist.

That's the one.

passenger until his dying day?

Double check.

Tell me what happened up there, sir. Was she complaining of chest pain or

nausea? No, no, nothing. She just passed out.

Is she on any medications?

Yeah, some kind of thyroid medication, but nothing serious.

I can't believe I did this. I think I did this. Did what, sir?

I pretended there was something wrong with the plane.

Why would you do that?

I had a proposal written out on the emergency instructions.

That was proposed on Valentine's Day, and I don't want to be so on the nose,

I thought I'd do it a few days earlier. Okay, okay, listen to me. You have to

get her on the ground.

to find air traffic control?

Yeah, they said I could touch down at Burbank Airport in 15 minutes.

Is there any place closer where you could make an emergency landing?

Oh, God.

No!

Brakes, brakes, brakes!

Let's bring her over here.

Okay.

Does she have any history of heart problems? No, she's only 32. How does

happen? Blood pressure's 80 over 40.

Still dropping.

Looks like a possible heart attack.

Nitro, sublingual.

Hey, Abs, I'm on a call.

Okay, but don't hang up. I'm the one who took the call. You're on. Listen.

After he told me about the stunt that he pulled and he told me about her

condition, I called her doctor.

Wait, what stunt?

Oh, he didn't tell you?

Romeo faked an air emergency.

You faked an emergency?

I was proposing.

I thought it was being romantic.

The doctor says she's on levothyroxine for her thyroid condition, which you

can cause heart palpitations.

Guys, she's on levothyroxine.

Not a heart attack.

Broken heart syndrome?

That's what I'm thinking.

I'll get the adenosine.

That's a real thing? Mimics the symptoms of a heart attack. It's probably

brought on by her thyroid medication and you nearly scaring her half to death.

And you don't treat it the same as a cardiac event.

That night, all we almost gave her could have caught some real damage.

All right, she's coming to.

She's coming to. That's it. Take a deep breath.

She's conscious.

She's conscious. You're okay.

You're okay. Deep breath.

Deep breath.

All right. You can sit up.

You're taking slowly.

Careful.

Can I see the ring again?

Wait, what's happening?

I think she's actually considering his proposal.

He

said

yeah.

And she connected.

Love her.

Now, three tablespoons of sugar.

The tablespoons are the bigger ones, Mom. I know.

Let her remember.

Remember? Mom.

What? Remember what, honestly?

I think this is the first time I've ever seen you bake anything.

Excuse me?

I mean, Dad always did the cooking.

I made plenty of reservations.

And now you're making Valentine's cookies.

I love Valentine's Day.

It's like the one day of the year we can be sappy and romantic and in love with

love. Well, then why are you dating a guy who only likes to bone on the phone?

We're not dating, Carla.

Although he did invite me to the party at the firehouse.

I don't know. It's getting kind of irritating.

I mean, I'm fine with him being a boy toy. You know, I'm all right with that.

But he's so afraid he's going to do something wrong or hurt me or something.

Frankly, I just want to put... on some fancy underwear and get my hair done and

go out and have a nice time and feel special.

Amen to that.

Well, maybe if Buck doesn't pull through, we'll all do a girl's night.

No, no way. A woman like you, smart and sexy, with hair like an angel, deserves

a real Valentine's Day.

He doesn't want to give it to you, honey.

Sayonara, fire boy.

Oh, yes.

Okay.

And I hate Valentine's Day.

The way you look, it's perfume ads, candy ads, jewelry ads. It is a fake

designed by women to make guys feel guilty and go into debt.

You think it's just women who run the companies that are trying to sell you

those things?

Well, they're at least in on it.

Well, I know plenty of women who don't like Valentine's Day and plenty of guys

who love it.

You? Yeah.

Here and there, I've been known since I was about eight years old, like

Valentine's Day.

And after I met my wife, I'll tell you what.

If you have someone to share it with, it could be pretty great.

You must miss her a lot on Valentine's Day.

Miss her every day, Buck.

Miss her every day.

Welcome back, Jim.

Oh, you guys.

I just want to be back.

Beats the alternative.

Seriously, though, everybody, one thing I realized while I was gone is that I

really need you people.

Like, I need a hole in the head.

The place hasn't been the same without you, Jim.

You're the heart of this firehouse.

We're glad to have you back.

Thanks, Bobby.

Hey, you had a lot of people praying for you. Not just this department, either.

Well, I think somebody was listening. Even the doctors kept using the word

miracle. I guess if you're going to have a piece of rebar that's sticking

through your skull, that's the way to do it. So not even a headache.

Just you buck.

Oh, say, say, say, say, say. Oh, that's not funny. Say it. All right. All right,

let's place you up so you can make a wish. All right.

All right, who's got a match?

Really? Firehouse and nobody's got a match?

I'm here for the party. Oh, you're a friend of Chimney's. Come on. No, I'm

friend. I mean, I feel like I know Chimney, but I feel like I know.

Are you Captain Nash?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, who are you?

Abby Clark, a friend of Buck's.

Oh, you're the woman from the phone.

Yeah. 911 operator. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Abby.

Hi. That's so cool.

How you doing?

Good to see you. Hi.

And you brought cookies. I brought cookies.

Come on up.

So, everyone, this is Abby Clark. She is L .A.'s fiercest 911 operator, and she

brought cookies. So, y 'all, here we go.

Come on in. This is Abby.

This is Abby.

I'm good. I can barely feel it now. Oh, great.

Would you like some cake?

No, I'm good. I'm good.

Come on.

It's nice to meet you. Me too.

I was going to light the candle. You could wait for me.

Are you serious?

I get dumped after surviving a rebar through my skull and he ends up with

It's that kid of that I don't.

Oh, I found this one here.

I forget I asked.

Want some ice cream? Yes.

I want a lot of ice cream.

Oh, God.

It's cool, right?

Yes. That's one thing to say about it. Hey.

Hey. Oh, how are you?

Nice to see you. You too. How's your mom doing?

Oh, you know what?

She's doing fine.

Thank you. Thanks for asking.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Han.

Hi, Han. I'm Abby.

I work with your boy here.

Glad to know you really exist.

I talk about you all the time.

Really? A little.

So where's he taking you?

Valentine's Day tomorrow.

Oh, we, uh... We had a really, uh... Yeah, I mean, you know, I have to work.

Your shift ends at two. So does mine. I'm going home to my wife.

Uh, well, we're just being casual.

Just a day.

Yeah, the only day he's obligated to show you a good time.

What are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Me?

Hell, I put in for an extra shift.

I'm doing whatever I can to get my mind off romance for the night.

So where are you taking her? And it better not be a salad bar.

Nah,

you know, it'll be someplace really nice.

Okay. Yeah.

Great, yeah.

Getting kind of late for a resi.

Well, I know people.

Oh.

He knows people. He knows people. Oh, yeah.

Bye, honey.

Bye, honey. Oh, whoa.

We got to go.

Tomorrow, how about 7?

Okay. Yeah? All right. See you. Thanks. Go. Can't wait.

Did you not like it?

It's good. It's just a little salty for my taste. Oh.

Well, I have a lot of snacks for our Valentine's Day double feature.

The notebook and fatal attraction.

I'm kidding.

I hate the notebook.

We can have sex during intermission.

You told me you didn't want to make a B -Day plan, so that means we get to do

mine instead.

Now is the moment in my schedule where you give me my gift.

You mentioned once liking that brand, so...

I like chocolate.

I like Le 'Veon diamonds.

Real diamonds, not Le 'Veon diamond -shaped chocolate.

Did you think I was going to get you real diamonds? Ted, I had a plan.

Really specific plan for tonight, and you're messing it up.

You gave me a $14 box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. I spent all day cooking

for you and getting whacked.

and buying sexy underwear, and I spent hours on tonight.

Maybe you should have spent a few less hours salting the food.

Okay, that's it. I'm out.

You know, my prince told me to stay away from you. He said you had the crazy

eyes.

You told me you loved me.

I tell that to everyone.

Okay, you want me to do this the hard way? Fine. You're not my only

Okay, I can't watch a movie with you because I've got plans with another girl

later tonight.

Got her the same box of chocolates. You don't mean anything to me, Melora.

Get out of the way, Melora.

911, what's your emergency?

Yeah, something's happening in my neighbor's place. I'm not, but I don't

get involved. Can you send someone?

LAPD, open up, please.

You got a noise complaint from one of your neighbors?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I got into a fight with my boyfriend.

Probably got locked.

Is he still here?

No, I'm all alone.

Mind if I come in?

Just have a look around?

Sure.

Dumped on Valentine's Day. Can you believe it?

Yeah, well, men can be dogs.

I thought he was a good dog.

Thought he would be the one.

Yeah, well, sometimes the one isn't even the one. Take it from me.

You can be married and still feel alone.

Do you?

Sometimes, yeah.

We all do.

But you're wearing that ring.

Yeah, well, I took a vow.

That's so beautiful.

Listen, any man who can do this to you on Valentine's Day, he ain't worth it.

All right? You're better off without him. You hear me?

That's from a long time ago. That was really just a cry for help.

I'll tell you what. You've been through a lot tonight.

If the blues come back and you feel like crying out for help...

You make a call and talk to me.

This is my card.

I'll be on duty all night.

You've got a good heart.

Available units, available units. 211 in progress, corner of Beverly and

Vermont.

727L30, show me en route.

You okay?

I will be now, thank you.

Just got some excellent advice from a very wise woman.

You sure you don't want me to stay? I feel bad you

and Chimney having to pull double shifts.

Chimney's so excited to be back. He'd work four shifts. I don't know if we

him to.

I already told Gardner I'd cover the first half of his day so he could spend

with his wife.

So I'm good. All right, turn around.

Can I screw this up?

Screw it up?

No, my advice is don't.

Okay, what happens if we start having sex?

Why would that happen? That's what always happens. I'm a sex addict. Self

-diagnosed, yeah.

Listen, it's not uncommon for a guy to use quick, meaningless sex to avoid real

intimacy. It's just saying, you know.

Might be okay to sleep in there just as long as I'm not a dick about it. I

didn't say that.

No? Is that what you think I said?

That's not what I said. Why don't you try this? Why don't you try something

Why don't you try just once getting to know her? Really get to know her.

Okay.

Wow, it just jumped 10 degrees in here.

You don't look like a whore at all.

Thanks, Mom.

Well, I'm excited.

And with any luck, nobody will get hurt.

Okay, look, I need you to stop worrying about everybody else's wants and

feelings and start worrying about your own, okay?

I'm just, I'm excited. It's Valentine's Day and I'm going out.

Okay, so I should not sleep with her tonight. Correct. You should not have

with her tonight.

If you're really interested in her, a woman like that deserves a little

chivalry. A little chivalry, okay. I like that. You know, and...

Don't be a dick.

You know what, Buck? I think if you focus on the first part, the second part

will take care of itself.

How do I

look?

You look really handsome, yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, good. Good luck.

I don't want to. Good luck keeping it in your pants. No, I'm not.

Bobby!

I need you to back up, sir.

Yes, ma 'am.

So what's the situation here?

12 cars, no fatalities, but we got a medical transport vehicle sandwiched in

there. Driver's freaking out. Says they were delivering an organ for transplant.

Police, this organ has to get to Southland Medical immediately.

Patient is critical. She's prepped and waiting.

I got this.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Hang on.

I don't think we're going to make it.

Oh, we're going to make it.

This is unit 727L30.

I need a manual traffic control at the 10 freeway on ramp eastbound at Alameda.

Who's the recipient?

What?

Transplant recipient.

Whose life are we saving?

Her name is Anna Cerritos. She's a 16 -year -old high school student from

Seattle. Her whole family's flown out here to be with her. All right, we got

you, Anna.

Well, big truck.

White truck, truck, truck, truck!

I never thought she would.

Thank you, officer.

You may have saved a life tonight.

Well, I can't think of anything better than delivering a heart on Valentine's

Day. That was a kidney.

Kidneys are good.

727 -L30, this is dispatch command.

Go for 727 -L30.

Sergeant Grant, police welfare check requested at 844 Sanborn, Los Angeles.

Show 727 -L30 responding.

Sergeant Athena, you came.

I was under the impression that you were having distress.

I was having a moment.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Did you know these candies open 24 -7? I just, I wanted to thank you for your

kind words earlier.

I ate all the caramel ones. You know, this is very sweet of you, but...

You really didn't have to do this.

I just... You were so kind to me. I was thinking we're both members of the

Lonely Hearts Club.

To the Lonely Hearts Club!

Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, here, let me just... No, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. I

appreciate the thought.

May I use your restroom?

And then go.

Of course. You're working.

I'm sorry.

Sit down the hall to the left.

Thank you. I'm fine.

That doesn't work. There's ammonia under there, too. That works really well on

blood.

Melora, I'm going to need to get your ex -boyfriend's phone number for my

report.

I wish you hadn't gone in there. The super glue's still drying. It isn't

yet.

You think this will work?

I'd actually recommend this one, sir.

Full -bodied red. Pair nicely with both of your meals. Fantastic. He's so cute.

Oh, God, I wonder if he'll ask to see his ID. What if he has to see his and

mine?

You are kidding.

You really do know people. I don't know how you got us in here. I know the

owner. Well, I met him.

We contained an oxygen gas leak a couple weeks ago. So, yeah, just try not to

breathe much after that.

No, it's fine. He was really appreciative. Thank you very much.

Yeah, sure.

Y 'all taste like wine to me.

Thank you. You're welcome. You want some bread? I'm going to bake. You want to

bake? Oh, please, go ahead.

Man, she's pretty.

Her hair's amazing.

Looked like that before.

Buck, remember, you're not sleeping with her.

I think I can see his muscles through that jacket.

Cheers. Thank you, and happy Valentine's Day.

Cheers. We finished doing.

Cheers.

Cool. You're not choking in front of her. You okay?

Oh, God. Oh, God. Wait.

Don't drink, because you could... Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Wait. Don't drink.

Do you know the hymen? I do. Get him up. Okay. Get him up.

He's not breathing.

911, what's your emergency?

I'm at LaChance Bistro in Century City. I need paramedics dispatched. Adult

male, 26, fully blocked airway. He stopped breathing about 30 seconds ago.

started compressions.

Call 911.

We already did. Call him again. Put him on speaker.

911, what's your emergency? It's emergency dispatcher Abby Clark, Parker

I'm not on site. I need to speak to Stephanie Gaskins in emergency medical

dispatch. This is AMD Gaskins.

Yes, it's Abby.

Abby? I've got an adult male, fully obstructed air pipe.

A compression?

Yes, but he's unconscious.

I can't remove the object.

Can you stop breathing two minutes ago? Another three minutes.

He's going to have brain damage. I need you to walk me through an emergency

tracheotomy. Abby, have you lost your mind?

Come on.

You know the paramedics are going to be at least seven minutes.

I can't let this happen.

I've got to do something.

You've got a knife. Something sharp.

You're going to need something to keep the airway open. Like a pen or a straw.

A knife and a pen or a straw. Okay.

Find the indentation between his Adam's apple and the cricoid cartilage.

Yep. Okay, I think I found it. You're going to make a horizontal incision. A

half inch wide and about half inch deep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Okay.

There shouldn't be a lot of blood, but try to keep it from leaking into his

windpipe.

Okay, I did it. Okay, stick your finger in, open it up. Oh, God.

Get the pen in there.

Two quick breaths.

Five seconds.

Four, three, two. Another quick breath.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Gurney coming through. It's okay. It's okay.

Gurney coming through.

Sounds like you're whispering.

Please come to 617 Marshall Drive if you're nice.

Is the caller the only one in the house?

As far as I know, but if not, he could be laid up. He might have to bust the

door open.

Check in there, Jim.

LAFD, anybody home?

Los Angeles Fire Department, anybody home?

All right, Jim, go ahead. All right. Bust it open.

Can I help you?

Uh, yes.

A man called 911, gave us his address, said he had fallen. He was in some kind

of distress.

Male in distress?

No. I'm the only man here, and I'm pretty sure I'm not in distress.

And the two of you have been home all night?

I was.

Alex... I told her I had to work on Valentine's Day.

You should have seen how pissed off she was at me.

But it was all part of the plan. He came home and surprised me with flowers and

takeout from Mr. Chow. Yeah, her favorite.

I'm serious romantic.

So you weren't expecting him home until later?

Not for hours.

Uh, would you guys mind if we took a quick peek around the perimeter?

It's a procedure.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

You want me to show you around? No, we've got it. You can get back to your

romance.

Got it.

Watch your step here, Cap.

Watch your step.

See anything, Jim?

Nothing over here.

Hey, Jim.

Over here.

Oh!

Shh. Come here. Don't move. Do not move, sir.

You jumped from up there, didn't you?

Yeah. Okay.

How many fingers am I holding up? Two.

What day is it?

Valentine's Day. What do you think, Jim? Are they broken?

There's deformity.

They're both broken.

Sir, I'm just going to stabilize your neck.

There.

Ah. You sustained what we call a Casanova fracture.

Why is it called a Casanova fracture?

Well, woman is having an affair, husband comes home early, guy jumps off,

Casanova. Oh, God.

All right.

Jim, are you ready? No, no, no. Sir, take him with you. We're going to roll

over. No, no, no. On three. One, two, three. Ah!

Mickey?

What the hell is going on?

Was he in here when I got home?

You said you were going to be at work. All right, take a breath. This man has

been severely injured, and you can work this all out with your wife once we get

him medical attention and get him out of here. She's not my wife. She's my wife.

We're separated.

You said it was done between the two of you. You asked me to move in here. I'm

sorry. I really am.

There's so much history between us. One, two, three. So many memories.

Oh, God.

Baby.

What? I am so sorry. Are you okay?

I'm okay.

I'm okay. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Can I ride with him to the hospital?

As long as the horse papers aren't done yet.

So is that creepy or romantic?

A little of both.

Gotta love Valentine's Day.

This... This was supposed to be a surprise.

Ted didn't seem to appreciate the effort I put into Valentine's Day, but he will

once I'm done with him. Once you're done with him?

Melora, you chopped him up and superglued him back together.

Well, yeah.

How would you have done it?

Melora, stop it.

Look at me.

Look at me.

You're sick.

And it's not your fault. You're on so many drugs. You don't know what you're

doing. No, that's not true. I know exactly what I'm doing.

And actually, you know what? I'm so sick of people telling me what's wrong with

me. There's nothing wrong with my brain. It's my heart. I have a broken heart.

Mallory is suffering, and you've been hurt, and I can relate.

You have to believe me when I tell you that heartbreak doesn't last forever,

some mistakes do.

Now, whatever happens after tonight, the system can go easy on a woman scorned,

but not on one who hurts a cop.

So untie me.

I can help you, but you have to untie me.

Somebody help me, please!

Help me!

Well, look who finally woke up.

Who else did Tim and Laura?

Ashley.

The girl Ted was going to spend Valentine's Day with. He met her at the

because could he be more of a cliche?

I thought in their text, and then I texted her from his phone and told her

come here for a romantic rendezvous. Did you hurt her?

I bashed her over the head when she came with a pan.

A couple times, but not enough, apparently, because she hasn't lost the

to speak.

She's not a good person.

She's not like us.

Well, maybe she's a victim, too.

Maybe Ted duped her, just like he did you.

No. Maybe he didn't tell her that he already had a girlfriend.

No, she knew.

They probably had a good laugh about me.

Well,

maybe you should bring her up here so we can find out.

We could talk to her together.

You think I should kill her up here?

No, you shouldn't hurt that girl. She has to die tonight because what if she

tries to get Ted back?

Sweetheart, Ted's dead.

He won't be once I fix him, okay?

Ted was perfect. He had a job, he was handsome, his sex was great. Only

was that he had an awful cheating heart.

He just needs a new heart, a good one.

It doesn't work that way.

Of course it does.

You're a really good person, Athena.

You honored your vows.

You were so nice to me. That's why I had you come back here tonight. Because

your heart is so wonderful and pure.

And if I can take your heart and put it in death, then all of my dreams come

true.

This says I need a handsaw to get through your ribcage. I mean, who the

a handsaw just lying around?

Whatever, I'll make it work.

That's what Melora does. Makes the best out of things, creating art from

garbage. Get your hands off of me.

How am I supposed to cut your heart out if I can't touch you?

Do you know the real history of

Valentine's Day?

Started in Roman times as a pagan ritual to lupicalia.

I know this because my daughter did a report on it for school.

The men of the towns would strip naked and run down the street beating

women or infertile women because they thought the beatings would somehow cure

them or help find them a husband.

Then they sacrificed a dog. That's not true.

It's to celebrate St. Valentine, the patron saint of love. St. Valentine?

The patron saint of epileptics, not lovers. You're a liar.

And you're a crazy bitch.

Better than a dead one.

Let me in.

I know you're in there, you piece of garbage.

Where is he?

Ted! Miss!

Miss! Hey! Hey! Who are you?

Where the hell are you?

Hey! Miss!

What kind of weird kinky crap does he have going on over here? You need to

down. Now, who are you?

I'm Sandra.

Ted made a valentine's date with me tonight, and then you just stood me up.

Ted, you bastard! I know you're here, you cheater!

I'm gonna kill him. A little late for that, honey. Ted already gave his heart

someone else.

You're his third date of the evening. None of which he's gonna make because

dead. 7 -0 -30 requesting RA units, homicide detectives, and backup at my

location for a crime scene. Tell them to send a straitjacket and a horse

tranquilizer.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Thanks to you.

Happy Valentine's Day.

It's okay, it's okay. Everything's all right now.

Let's get you out of here.

Who is she?

She? She's his second date.

You girls need to do better at picking men.

Chlorpromazine, Flophenazine, Haloperidol. These are first -generation

antipsychotics.

Poor girl.

All she wanted was to be loved.

We'll take it from here, Sergeant.

Go home and see your husband.

It's Valentine's Day for a few more hours.

Hi. Hi.

How's he doing?

Still out of it.

But I understand he'd be completely out of it if it hadn't been for you.

Well... He saved his life.

The surgeon told me he did a pretty impressive job, too.

I'm just mostly trying not to think about it, really.

Listen, you've had a pretty traumatic night. If you don't want to sit here

him, you don't have to. I can do that. No, no, no, I do.

I'd love the company, though, if you want to...

You

all saw Valentine's Day, huh?

Super romantic.

Well, it's one you'll never forget.

No. It was all going so great until I had a kind of hole in my throat.

Valentine's Day rarely works out the way you expect it to.

No, it's life. You gotta roll with what comes.

Don't know what's around the corner.

Spoken like a true first responder.

No, it's straight out of the handbook.

Yes, yeah, I remember.

Seemed like you could use a cup of coffee.

That's okay, right? I mean, you can't choke on that, can you?

Clearly, you've never had the coffee from here before.

A biscuit.

One night to beat the game.

One night to speed up the game. We had a promise made.

Four hands in the wind.

Both under influence.

We had divine sense.

To know what to do.

Mind in a racial way.

To call for hands up above.

To lean on.

Would I be good enough?

One night of magic rush.

The start of simple touch.

One night to push and scream.

And then really ten days of perfect tunes.

The colors red and blue.

We had a promise made.

We were in.

You've answered the call on 911.

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The Assassination of Gianni Versace. All new, Wednesdays at 10 on FX.