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- Hello?
- How dare you make my son cry.
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Laxmi?
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You made everyone cry.
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And you gave your chaperone a
heart attack. What is wrong with you?
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First of all, I don't have a
chaperone, so stop calling her that.
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Second of all, zosia's gonna
be fine, thank you for asking.
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- And third of all...
- why do you do such things?
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Are you mentally unsound?
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Third of all, I learned
something important.
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Laxmi, I think that there
might be a way to fix...
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you do not ever make my son cry again.
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Hey, if miss sunshine asks
for my phone number again,
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you tell her to pound sand.
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She's gonna be all right, isn't she?
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She's gonna be fine.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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- Hello, Carol.
- Hey.
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- Where did everybody...
- this is a recording.
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At the tone, you can leave a message
to request anything you might need.
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We'll do our best to provide it.
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Our feelings for you
haven't changed, Carol.
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But after everything that's
happened, we just need a little space.
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Come on.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Fine.
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Good riddance!
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Fuck you!
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Afflicted… afflicted people.
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To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings.
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I'm Carol sturka.
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Some of you know me.
Some of you I've yet to meet.
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But…
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If you're still one of us…
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Then this message is for you.
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There is a way to undo this situation.
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To turn the world back
the way it's supposed to be.
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How do I know this?
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Because earlier today,
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these afflicted people, these others,
they basically told me so themselves.
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Because guess what? They can't lie.
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Which is yet another
thing I've discovered.
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This alien virus, or…
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Whatever it is, it doesn't
allow them to do that.
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So, what is this solution exactly?
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That they didn't tell me.
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But they so resisted telling me, that
everybody suddenly burst into tears.
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Worldwide, apparently.
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Which I know upset at least one of you.
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And then after that, they completely
abandoned the city I live in.
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Leaving me here all alone.
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Which says to me I'm on the right track.
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Now, I realize some of you
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think the world might
be better off this way,
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with all the newfound peace,
love and understanding.
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Enjoy that opinion.
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Relish it.
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Because it may be the
last one you ever possess.
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And when the day comes
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that you have peace and love
forced upon you, who knows,
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maybe in that last fleeting moment
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you might just realize you
treasured your individuality.
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Please, let's work together.
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The 13 of us.
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'Cause it's gonna take
everything we've got.
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But these people need saving.
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We owe it to humanity.
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Call me anytime, day or night.
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Good luck and godspeed.
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Hello, Carol.
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This is a recording.
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At the tone, you can leave a message
to request anything you might need.
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- Yes, yes.
- We'll do our best to provide it.
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- Our feelings for you…
- got it.
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- …haven't changed, Carol.
- Got it.
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- Got it.
- But after everything that's happened,
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- we just need a little space.
- Got it.
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It's Carol.
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I've made a video.
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You're not gonna like it.
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However, I want you to make 12 copies
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and distribute them to all
of the other people like me.
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And for those that don't speak English,
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I want you to subtitle
what I say word-for-word.
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I certainly can't force you to do this.
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However, you doing it would
please me, and I know you're into that.
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And conversely, if you don't do it,
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I can't be held responsible
for the biblically shitty mood
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in which I will no doubt find myself.
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So, I'm gonna leave it
outside on the curb, by a rock.
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And I'll stay far, far away 'cause
god knows you need your space.
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No. No. No, no, no.
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Hey!
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Get out of here!
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Hello, Carol.
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This is a recording.
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At the tone, you can leave a message
to request anything you might need.
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We'll do our best to provide it.
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Our feelings for you
haven't changed, Carol.
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But after everything that's
happened, we just need a little space.
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I want the lights back on. All of them.
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Everywhere.
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Now.
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Hello, Carol.
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This is a recording.
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At the tone, you can leave a message
to request anything you might need.
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We'll do our best to provide it.
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Our feelings for you
haven't changed, Carol.
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But after everything that's
happened, we just need a little space.
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I need my trash picked up.
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Hello.
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Hello, Carol.
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This is a recording.
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We can pick up your
trash as long as it's bagged,
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and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
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Please remove all bags from the bin
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and place them on the curb
a minimum of two feet apart.
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Thank you.
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You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
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Hello!
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Hello?
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Shoo! Hey!
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Shoo! Get out of there!
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Greetings, fellow survivors.
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Carol sturka here with an update.
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Here where I live,
Albuquerque, new Mexico,
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they drink this like it's going out of style.
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These are little milk cartons,
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the kind we give children
in elementary schools.
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Back when we had elementary schools.
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And children.
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And, as you can see, they seem
to come in all kinds of flavors.
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Plain, chocolate, strawberry, so on.
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But the thing is,
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it's not milk in any of them.
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It is this one strange liquid.
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And they make it in this
local dairy facility in my town.
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Well, made. Past tense.
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'Cause as I told you
in my previous video,
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they've shut everything down
here and abandoned me completely.
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Which is… you know,
whatever. Who cares?
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But in this dairy, they
make this by mixing water
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into…
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This white powdery stuff.
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Can you see that?
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Whatever that is.
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And then the resulting liquid
is all they seem to consume.
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Look around where you live.
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I'll bet they are manufacturing
this in every city in the world.
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Everywhere there's a spare
dairy or a bottling factory.
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Maybe where you are, it doesn't
come in a carton, it comes in a can,
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but either way, it's this.
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So what is this?
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What does it do to
them when they drink it?
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Could it be that this is how
they're all staying connected?
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Here's what I know so far.
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It does not smell like anything.
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But it's got this weird texture.
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It's kind of like olive oil, but thinner.
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That probably means something.
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And I've got no idea
what makes it this color.
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What would you call that? Amber?
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Straw? Straw colored?
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And I tested the ph. It
is a 7.1, which means…
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Hang on, I have it marked.
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It is
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neutral.
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Well, basically, it's neutral.
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You know what else is neutral?
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Celery.
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And water, so…
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Yeah.
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And it does not contain chlorine.
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So…
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Anybody listening out there?
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How about it, you 12?
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Any response?
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Are you even getting these?
'Cause how the fuck would I know?
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Greetings, fellow survivors.
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Carol sturka here with an update.
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No.
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No!
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Get away from there!
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Hey!
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Fuck.
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Why won't you fucking come loose?
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Son of a bitch.
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Son of a bitch.
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