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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪
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♪ Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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[Candace] Hello. Is this
the Johnson residence?
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I'd like to speak to Jeremy Johnson.
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This is Candace Flynn.
Why am I calling, you ask?
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Because I have a question
about our algebra assignment.
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Thank you. I'll hold.
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OK, OK. Let's see.
Opening jokes. Opening jokes.
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-[door opens]
-Heya, Jeremy. This is Candace Flynn.
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So what do you get
when you cross a yak and a martian?
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[Mom] Honey,
could I interrupt for just a sec?
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Why, Jeremy Johnson,
did you just call me honey?
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No, Candace. I just wanted to tell you
I'm off to my book club.
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I left a phone number
on the fridge in case of emergency.
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-And, Candace, honey...
-Yes, Mom?
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I hope you're not planning on
talking to that banana all afternoon.
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Ladies and platypuses,
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introducing the latest party craze
to sweep the nation,
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The Amazing Mariachi Tree.
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[playing mariachi music]
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[crashing]
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[groaning]
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I think the lesson here is never drink
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so much chocolate milk
before planning our day's activity.
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Bye, guys. Sorry. Good work there, though.
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-[groans]
-There's that smile, Arturo. Gracias.
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-Hi, Phineas.
-Oh. Hi, Isabella.
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What ya do-- [hiccups]
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. I just came by to see
what ya do--[hiccups]--ing?
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Wow. That's a bad case of the hiccups
you got there.
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I know. They're driving me crazy.
[hiccups]
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Not to fear, Isabella.
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Ferb and I will help you cure
your hiccups.
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-[hiccups]
-Hey, where's Perry?
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[upbeat percussion music]
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[clang]
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[clanging sounds]
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[Monogram] Good morning, Agent P.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move.
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We tracked him to these coordinates
when we suddenly lost his signal.
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We have two scenarios
to explain his disappearance.
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First, that magical elves have caused
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
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to vanish to the land
of angry corn people.
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The second is that he may be
on this secret hide-out-shaped island
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with the initial "D" carved into it
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that satellites found in the exact spot
where he vanished. Uh...
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You know what? Uh, forget
the magical elves thing.
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I'm way off base with that.
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Anyway, on your way, Agent P.
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
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♪ Perry ♪
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♪ He's a semiaquatic
Egg-layin' mammal of action ♪
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo, bah
Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
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♪ He's a furry, little flatfoot
Will never flinch from a fra, ay, ay ♪
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♪ He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill ♪
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♪ And the women swoon
Whenever they hear him say ♪
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[chatters]
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♪ He's Perry ♪
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♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪
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[Monogram] But you can call him Agent P.
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♪ Perry ♪
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[Monogram]
I said you can call him Agent P.
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♪ Agent P! ♪
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OK, Isabella,
the best way to cure the hiccups
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is to scare them away, so what scares you?
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Hmm--[hiccups]
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Well, there was this haunted house
at the state fair--
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[hiccups] that was pretty scary.
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That's it! Ferb and I are gonna make you
the scariest haunted house ever,
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with zombies and werewolves,
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and ghosts and vampires,
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-and witches.
-Ahem!
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-Oh. Hey, Candace.
-Phineas!
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The only way you're building
a haunted house in this backyard
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is over my dead body.
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That's the idea. Blah!
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That's it, you little psycho.
I'm calling Mom.
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And I am not using the banana this time.
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You guys heard that, right?
It wasn't just me?
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Build a haunted house, my foot.
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-[dialing sound]
-They're so busted.
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Yes. Hello. This is an emergency.
I'd like to speak with Linda Flynn.
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To whom am I presently speaking?
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Uh, Jeremy, that's whom.
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[stammering] Jeremy?
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[stammering] Jeremy who?
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Jeremy Johnson.
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My Mom's hosting a book club today.
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Who is this?
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-[crackling]
-We seem to be breaking up.
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-[crackling]
-I'm going into a tunnel. Sunspots! I--
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¡no habla español!
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[dial tone]
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♪ Doofenshmirtz hide-out-shaped island ♪
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[music]
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[seabird calls]
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[multiple clangs]
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[Doofenshmirtz] Perry the Platypus, here?
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How could this be?
[gasps] I'm shocked.
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I mean, it would have taken
a total evil mastermind
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to have guessed that you'd track me
to this point,
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find the secret hide-out,
glide in under the radar,
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and infiltrate through this access vent,
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make your way over to this crate,
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activating my automatic
arm and leg restraints.
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Oh. Right here, this is the part
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where I get all sarcastic and pretend
you surprised me.
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"Oh, Perry the Platypus, how?
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What the? Who the? Why the? Oh."
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Finally, ending here when
I finish showing you my brilliant plan.
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You see, Perry the Platypus,
this secret hide-out
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doesn't actually belong to me.
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It belonged to my mentor,
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Professor Destructicon.
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[dramatic music]
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Kevin to his friends.
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[glass shattering]
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Sadly he was just captured in the midst
of his latest plan,
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to set fire to the sun.
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Redundant perhaps,
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but before they locked him away,
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Kevin asked a favor of me.
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To prevent them from discovering
his hidden lair and all its secrets,
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would I please set fire to the sun?
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And I was like, "dude,
you really gotta let that one go."
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It's--it's a ball of fire.
It makes no sense.
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So he asked me instead to simply
destroy his hide-out,
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which I will now do,
using my new disintevaporator.
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-[clears throat]
-[dramatic music plays]
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And you, Perry the Platypus,
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will now be disintevaporated
along with it.
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Ah ha ha!
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OK, just breathe and relax.
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[sighs]
Let's try this again.
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Hi. Uh, Linda Flynn, please.
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But if she's too busy, uh,
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then maybe there's someone else
who can deliver her a message,
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maybe someone in their teens.
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[Suzy] Uh, who is this?
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This is Candace, Candace Flynn.
And, who is this?
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I'm Suzy, Jeremy's little sister.
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Well, it is such a pleasure
to meet you on the--
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You called for Jeremy, didn't you?
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Jeremy. Oh, no, no, no.
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You say you want your Mom,
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but you really want Jeremy.
Isn't that right?
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-That's not true.
-[Suzy] I'm sorry.
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-[crackling]
-We seem to be breaking up.
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Stop crinkling paper. I know that trick.
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-[Suzy] Bye-bye--
-Wait. Wait. Wait.
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It's true. I wanna speak to Jeremy.
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I thought so.
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Jeremy, some girl's on the phone for you!
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But never, ever forget
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I am and always will be
Jeremy's favorite girl.
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-Got it?
-Mm-hm, yes.
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I got it, my favorite girl.
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-Jeremy here.
-[gasps] Jeremy!
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Candace?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's me. Heh heh heh.
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Hey, you know, your Mom's over here
for the book club.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I just have
this silly question to ask her.
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Well, they're breaking for coffee.
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Wanna come over? We can hang out.
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[screams]
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That was great, Ferb.
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But you should really save
those screams for later
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when the house is up and running.
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Uh, I--I mean, sure.
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Cool. See you in about 20 minutes?
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Now I'll just load up a few things
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that Professor Destructicon
let me store here.
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If there's one thing Kevin understood,
it was closet space.
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Now I'll just, uh, grab my keys
to the escape jet
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and, uh-hm.
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I could have sworn I put them
in my lab coat.
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Oh, they're probably over here
on the computer console. Hmm.
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No. Ah, the kitchen.
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Hello. Keys?
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Heh. This is a little bit awkward,
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but have you seen my escape jet keys?
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What, you have?
Well, that's great. Where are they?
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You won't tell me?
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Is this because you don't speak,
or are you just being a jerk?
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[Candace] Oh, I can't believe it.
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I'm finally going to Jeremy's house.
OK, now, what would the perfect look be?
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Oh, I know. Girl next door meets pop diva
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meets Hollywood bad girl crossed
with an old-school glamour goddess.
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Now I've just gotta find
the finishing touch.
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Hey, boys. I'm off
to the Johnsons' book club.
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Jeremy invited me over.
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Um, when you see Mom, could you tell her
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some snakes got lost in the house?
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OK! You boys have fun. See ya.
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OK, troops, thanks for coming on
such short notice.
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Buford, I know this is cutting
into your canasta game.
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This better be good, pointy.
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-Oh, it is. Isabella has been cursed...
-[all gasp]
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-with hiccups.
-[all moan] Phineas!
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Worst case I've ever seen.
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We're building this haunted house to scare
the hiccups out of her.
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To do so, we must dig deep
into those terrible places
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Any sane man shoves into the darkest,
twisted corners of his mind.
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Each of you must find out
what scares you the most.
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As you can see, today we're building
a haunted house
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electronically controlled by
this giant organ.
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Every room is monitored on these screens,
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and by playing the keys,
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[organ pipe sound]
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I can trigger all sorts of surprises.
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-So with your help, my friends,
-[crashing sound]
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we can build this house with enough horror
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to destroy the involuntary contraction
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of Isabella's diaphragm muscle
once and for all!
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[applause]
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Oh. There you are, Ferb.
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OK, people, let's get our scare on.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz mentor's hide-out ♪
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[Doofenshmirtz] Am I Getting Warmer? Hmm?
244
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,915
Ha ha! The sofa.
245
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,750
My keys fell between the cushions, right?
246
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,003
Uh, no. Oh, come on.
247
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,797
I defeated you fair and square,
Perry the Platypus.
248
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:33,550
Why can't you accept your death
with dignity and maturity
249
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,761
and play "you're getting
hot or cold" with me?
250
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,848
Fine. Be that way.
I'll find my keys myself
251
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:42,142
and teach you the meaning
of grace under fire.
252
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:43,894
[beep]
253
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,938
Please! I'll do anything!
254
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,981
Oh, for the love of great Caesar's ghost,
255
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,566
what would you have me do?
256
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,819
[humming]
257
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,946
-Ah! Oh!
-[glass shattering]
258
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,783
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la ♪
259
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,036
♪ La, la, yeah, la, la, la, la, la ♪
260
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,747
♪ Who's that girl goin' down the street? ♪
261
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,582
♪ It's Candace ♪
262
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,792
♪ Candace ♪
263
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,253
♪ She's the girl next door
Who's a pop diva by day ♪
264
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,712
♪ And a Hollywood bad girl by night ♪
265
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,089
♪ Crossed
With an old-school glamour goddess ♪
266
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,758
♪ I'd like to meet It's Candace ♪
267
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510
♪ Candace ♪
268
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,761
-♪ La, la, la, la ♪
-[bell rings]
269
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,597
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
270
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,682
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
271
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,518
♪ La, la, la ♪
272
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:32,526
[ominous music playing]
273
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,697
[barking]
274
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,614
[chomp]
275
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,032
Ah!
276
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,034
Oh! Help! Somebody!
277
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,745
Oh! Get it off me!
These are designer jeans!
278
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,748
Wait. What are you doing?
279
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,791
[squeak]
280
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,627
-Ah!
-[barking]
281
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,045
No! No! Ah! My hair!
282
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,213
Help! No--
283
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,132
-Huh?
-[laughs]
284
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,760
[reverse warning beeper]
285
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,262
Uh!
286
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,056
Why are you doing this to me?
287
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,684
[chuckles]
288
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,978
Suzy, what's goin' on out here?
289
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,062
Candace?
290
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,648
Oh. Uh, hi, Jeremy.
291
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,233
-Upsies!
-[Candace] Wait! No!
292
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,110
Don't pick her up. She's evil! Evil.
293
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,613
Can't you see? She's out to get me.
She did this to me.
294
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,531
What are you talking about?
295
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,991
Little Suzy wouldn't hurt a fly.
296
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,868
[giggles] Ba, ba.
297
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,745
No! She's trying to get rid of me.
298
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,788
Can't you see? I can't take it!
299
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,582
Wait. Candace--
300
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,083
No. If you can't see it,
301
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,669
I should leave while I still have a shred
of dignity left.
302
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,962
Candace, come back.
303
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:34,963
[Suzy] Bye-bye.
304
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,841
Hi, Phineas. What ya do--
305
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,927
Ph--Phineas. [hiccups]
306
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,262
[wind blowing]
307
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,847
[dog barks and howls]
308
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:50,979
-[ominous music]
-[bats squeaking]
309
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,814
-[ominous music]
-[roar]
310
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,066
[Isabella screams]
311
00:12:54,691 --> 00:13:00,239
-[bats squeaking]
-[dogs barking and growling]
312
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,783
[wind blowing]
313
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,159
[roars]
314
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,578
[hiccups] Darn.
315
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,080
It didn't work, Phineas.
316
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,499
What else you got?
317
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,251
Oh, we've got plenty,
318
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,961
if you're up for it.
319
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,255
I--[hiccups] guess so.
320
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,714
[playing organ]
321
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,134
♪ Come, let's tiptoe into the dark ♪
322
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,221
♪ One good scare oughta do ya ♪
323
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,766
♪ You'll find our bite
Much worse than our bark ♪
324
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,936
♪ One good scare oughta do ya some good ♪
325
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,729
♪ If you should find the daily grind ♪
326
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,231
♪ A tad bit taxing on the mind ♪
327
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,983
♪ To help unwind, if so inclined ♪
328
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,651
♪ I have a small suggestion ♪
329
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,152
♪ That if you dare into my lair ♪
330
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,904
♪ You should prepare for quite a scare ♪
331
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,656
♪ Well, will you share in this nightmare ♪
332
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,616
♪ With me? My only question ♪
333
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,868
Boo! Boo, I say.
334
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,035
Baljeet?
335
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,620
Oh, I am not Baljeet.
336
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,539
I am the scariest thing known to man,
337
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,875
a failed math test.
338
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,086
Yeah, right.
339
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,671
We're just gonna move on now.
340
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,839
[Baljeet] You can run...
341
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,633
but it won't be to the college
of your choice, I tell you!
342
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,596
♪ If your hair lies lifeless and limp ♪
343
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,640
♪ One good scare oughta do ya ♪
344
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,019
♪ Come with me, now, don't be a wimp ♪
345
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,731
♪ One little scare
Oughta do ya some good ♪
346
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,233
Hello. Buford?
347
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,779
Behold the face of evil.
348
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,158
Buford, are you supposed
to be Jeremy's little sister?
349
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,076
You said you were gonna be
something scary.
350
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,661
She is scary, man.
351
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,996
She gives me the willies.
352
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,958
Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?
353
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,544
You don't know, man. You don't know.
354
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,714
Uh, we'll catch up with you later, OK?
355
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,175
Wash away the horror.
Wash away the horror.
356
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,886
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
357
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,262
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
358
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,766
♪ That is quite right, I would delight
In taking flight into the night ♪
359
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,476
♪ If I may give you such a fright ♪
360
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,977
♪ You know i surely would ♪
361
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,729
♪ But if I seem a bit extreme ♪
362
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,231
♪ In my attempts to make you scream ♪
363
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,941
♪ Remember that this spooky scheme ♪
364
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:04,029
♪ Will cure your hiccups for good ♪
365
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,822
♪ One little. One little ♪
366
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,491
♪ One little. One little ♪
367
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,494
♪ One little scare ought to do some good ♪
368
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,247
Wah, ha, ha, ha!
369
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,750
So, Isabella, did it work?
370
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,793
[hiccups]
371
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,128
I was afraid she would say that.
372
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,714
Well, there's one more thing we could try.
373
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,925
[panting]
374
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:25,884
What the...
375
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:27,886
[whimpers]
376
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,054
[yipping]
377
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,683
What the... I don't believe this.
378
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,101
Let me get this straight.
379
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,854
If I set you free, you'll give me
the keys, right?
380
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,898
Oh, for Pete's sake,
why didn't you say that,
381
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,108
like, an hour ago?
382
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,655
Oh, look, they were under your cute,
little platypus foot the whole time.
383
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:50,534
Ha, ha, ha! Hurry. Open. Open. Open.
384
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,702
Now I grab my stuff.
385
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,662
Hurry, hurry, hurry. Must hurry.
386
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,831
Seat belt and ignition.
387
00:15:59,126 --> 00:15:59,960
[flare-up sound]
388
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,921
Whew. That was close.
389
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,965
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
[sighs]
390
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,594
Now let's just make sure
I didn't forget anything in my haste.
391
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,679
Got my old basketball, the lamp,
392
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,514
Christmas lights, the umbrella,
393
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,517
Perry the Platypus, the disintevaporator,
my golf clu--
394
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,977
[gasps]
Perry the Platypus!
395
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,813
The disintevaporator!
396
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:21,899
My golf clubs!
397
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,233
I don't even play golf.
398
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,194
[punching]
399
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,654
Uh! Hah! Ah, heh, heh.
400
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,072
How do you like it, huh?
401
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,076
Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on.
Time. Time. Time.
402
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,912
I got a hair caught in my mouth.
403
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:35,871
[sputter]
404
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,665
Uh, ah!
405
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,586
-Ha, ha!
-[alarm blaring]
406
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,963
Since you saved me the trouble
of opening the hatch,
407
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:46,673
let me show you out.
408
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,641
-[pipe organ sound]
-[bats squeaking]
409
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,559
Those two are in such big trouble.
410
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,187
OK, Ferb, raise the antenna.
411
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,190
Let's see if we can up
the scariness factor.
412
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,693
You see, our haunted house is powered
by static electricity.
413
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,530
Maybe we can get a lightning strike
to fire things up.
414
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,200
Um, hello. Phineas? Ferb?
415
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,786
-You two are in big trouble?
-[door closes]
416
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,038
[dogs barking and howling]
417
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,832
OK, you guys. Stop fooling around.
418
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,709
You guys better come out now.
419
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,503
I'm getting really mad.
420
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,254
[crackling]
421
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,047
What was that? Ah!
422
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,799
-[hisses]
-[screaming]
423
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,468
[giggling]
424
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,553
Yeah!
425
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,054
[scream]
426
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,682
Ah! Stay away from me!
427
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,976
[panting]
428
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,561
[transylvanian accent] Good evening.
429
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,563
It is evening, isn't it?
430
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,647
Ah!
431
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,065
Ah!
432
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,194
-[crackling sounds]
-[baby coos]
433
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,823
Ah!
434
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,701
[bats squeaking]
435
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,661
Whoa. Too much, Ferb.
436
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,163
Too much! Look out!
437
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,583
Ah!
438
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,168
-[dogs yipping]
-Ah!
439
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,795
Ah!
440
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,798
Oh! Huh?
441
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,842
Ah!
442
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,135
-Ah!
-Ah!
443
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,845
[all screaming]
444
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,181
Ah!
445
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,060
Ah!
446
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,816
[faces screaming]
447
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,068
Ah!
448
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:31,820
Candace?
449
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,864
Phineas, when Mom sees that you've built
450
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,490
a haunted house in the backyard
451
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,117
with werewolves and vampires,
452
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,161
and a giant floating baby head--
453
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,704
What's that even about?
454
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,997
[coos]
455
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:42,915
-Not now!
-[cries]
456
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,625
And then there was a giant jack-in-the-box
457
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,877
with a suit of armor,
that nearly took my head off.
458
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,004
And you--you just drive me crazy!
459
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,506
When I tell Mom what you're doing,
460
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,800
you are going down. Down, down, down.
461
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,096
Is there any chance
that cured your hiccups?
462
00:18:58,764 --> 00:18:59,640
[hiccups]
463
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:01,183
[ding]
464
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,854
[coos]
465
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,022
Would you get out of here!
466
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,066
[giant floating baby head cries]
467
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:15,822
[suspenseful music]
468
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,783
[gasps] Mom's home. Perfect.
469
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:21,912
Mom, Mom, Mom!
470
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,789
Wait till you see what
Phineas and Ferb have done.
471
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:29,086
[creaking]
472
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:30,504
What's happening?
473
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:36,134
Uh, guys, a little help!
474
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:37,719
Phineas!
475
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,473
Ah!
476
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:44,893
Ah!
477
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:46,895
Quick, everyone. Sashes.
478
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:50,232
[Fireside Girls] Hut! Hut! Hut!
479
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,151
Ah!
480
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,739
Now, that was scary.
481
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,033
Hey, my hiccups are gone.
482
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:01,952
[ringing sound]
483
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,163
See? Absolute terror.
484
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,499
These little creeps have
destroyed our backyard,
485
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,710
leaving this ugly mess in its place.
486
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,755
Hi, Baljeet.
487
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,049
That wasn't very nice, Candace.
488
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:21,221
[upbeat music]
489
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,891
Here you go, Perry the Platypus.
490
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,226
Enjoy your disintevaporation.
491
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:33,192
[upbeat music]
492
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,194
[bang]
493
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:38,822
[chuckles]
494
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,240
It's back!
495
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,617
Mom, it's back!
496
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,829
[beeping]
497
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,749
[sizzle sound]
498
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,083
It's back! I told you!
499
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,210
It's returned.
500
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,839
Oh, excuse me. I forgot my satchel.
501
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,592
Good-bye, Candace.
502
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:01,637
What's the matter?
503
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,680
Phineas and Ferb are the matter.
504
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:04,640
This day was ruined,
505
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,099
and I didn't even get to hang out
with Jeremy.
506
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:09,686
Sorry, but you know,
it was the best day for me.
507
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,647
Due to my incurable case of the hiccups,
508
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,524
I spend an entire day showered
509
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,109
with undivided attention from Phineas.
510
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,028
It was wonderful.
511
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:19,488
Hiccups?
512
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,949
Hey, Candace, you ran away so quickly,
513
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,158
-we didn't get a chance to--
-[hiccups]
514
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,119
Sounds like you got
a bad case of the hiccups.
515
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,871
-[hiccups]
-Here. Come on.
516
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,164
Let's see what we can do about that.
517
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,625
I've got a glass of water
with your name on it.
518
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,001
[hisses]
519
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,796
What? What did I do?
520
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,798
[stammers] Um...
521
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,967
I'll just, uh, go.
522
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,511
[ominous music plays]
523
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,807
That was a great day, Ferb.
524
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,017
What did you think the scariest thing was?
525
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,646
-Definitely the giant floating baby head.
-Yeah.
526
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,482
-[theme music plays]
-[music stops]
527
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:57,109
Yeah. Where did that come from?
528
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,863
-Hmm.
-[theme music plays]
529
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,575
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
530
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,159
♪ That is quite right, I would delight ♪
531
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,828
♪ In taking flight into the night ♪
532
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,580
♪ if I may give you such a fright ♪
533
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,081
♪ You know I surely would ♪
534
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,833
♪ But if I seem a bit extreme ♪
535
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,710
♪ In my attempts to make you scream ♪
536
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,044
♪ Remember that this spooky scheme ♪
537
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:21,216
♪ Will cure your hiccups for good ♪
538
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,885
♪ One little. One little ♪
539
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,595
♪ One little. One little ♪
540
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,639
♪ One little scare ought to do some good ♪
541
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,808
Wah, ha, ha, ha!
542
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,226
[Isabella hiccups] Darn.
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