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Sir?

Where am I?

I don't know.

I just woke up here.

I think we all did.

Tim?

It's my husband.

This is my husband.

I think... I think someone's playing a prank here.

I highly doubt that.

Does anyone know anything about this?

No.

But this is weird.

Really, really weird.

Yeah, I've never seen any of you before.

I don't have time for this crap.

Wait a second, wait a second.

The last thing I remember was going to bed with my wife and then I woke up

Maybe it's just some twisted dream.

That can't be right because I read in a book that you can't tell time in a dream

and it says 12 o 'clock right there.

Well, if this is a dream, could you please pinch me because it fucking

From the bright side, look at this place, eh?

I kind of dig it.

It's got a cool wine feel to it.

Someone obviously went through a lot of trouble to get us here.

Maybe it's somebody's surprise birthday party or something.

Oh, surprise, surprise. We've been drugged.

Does anyone fuck at that?

Someone drugged us?

Just stay in the obvious then.

Whoa, Kay. Why the fuck am I here? There's a picture of my wife.

It's not my fucking birthday. Does everyone have pictures of their

others? I do.

Yeah.

Would anyone's significant other do something like this?

No. I was not an idiot.

I mean, we play pranks on each other all the time, but we've never gone this

far.

What?

Wait a second.

What if this is one of those reality TV shows?

Well, who the fuck signed me up for this?

What was that?

Look, guys, let's just get out of here.

Fuck, I don't have time for that.

Someone just yell something and let whoever's in charge here know that we're

leaving. Yeah, anybody.

Okay. I'll do it.

Tim!

Do whatever it is you're gonna do because we're leaving.

Come on, Tim.

Come on, Timmy boy, we're waiting for ya!

There we go.

Getting closer.

Surprise coming, guys.

Well, I'm real fucking excited.

Round two!

Round two?

What does that even mean?

That's almost here.

Is he dead?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, he's not dead. He's fine. Just relax,

okay? Tell me you guys set this up. No, I did not set this up, but I probably

passed out. He's probably sick or something.

Does anyone know this guy?

No idea.

Someone check his pulse.

He's still got a pulse.

Is he alive?

He's still alive. He's fine. He's still alive.

He looks pretty banged up.

Maybe he got in a firefight or something.

Jesus Christ.

What? Oh, my God. What happened?

Rip open his shirt and check the wound. He's okay, though, right?

Maybe it's an elaborate reality TV show, you know?

On the second thought, maybe not.

Somebody, we need to stop the bleeding. We need a towel or something.

Uh, shouldn't we let the paramedics deal with that? Hurry up!

No, we don't have time for that. We have to get this wound covered. If we don't,

it can get infected.

And, thank you, even worse, he could bleed to death. Jesus Christ, I can't

tell. Someone find a phone.

It could be too late.

No, we just need to wrap this around tightly. We need water and we need

something. We can't! Let him die.

Hurry up. Well, I'm not taking any blame for this. Either am I. Oh, my God. We

all thought it would happen. You guys are both going to be fine. Hold it.

We need to get him somewhere secure.

I have an idea.

We'll put him on one of the beds. Somebody find a bone.

You grab his shoulder. Put pressure on the wound.

Hey, big guy, are you going to help out or what?

I don't deal with blood.

In here.

Thank you.

Pressure. Keep pressure on the wound.

On the bed. On the bed.

We're being watched.

Wonderful. Peeping Tom.

Okay, I'm leaving.

What kind of twisted fuck are we arousing here?

Where the fuck are you gonna go?

Hey, you can't go down there.

That's where the crazy guy was that got stabbed.

Well, then I'll break through this fucking window.

See? Told ya.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

Somebody obviously went through a lot of trouble to decorate this place, so

let's at least give them a little respect.

Who gives a shit? What's the problem?

Like, what do you suggest we do? Stay here and wait to get annually probed by

the next freak show that shows up?

Because if you're into that kind of thing, I'm out of here.

You were one of those kids that were teased a lot in elementary school,

you?

Hey, I think I found an exit.

Well, fucking finally.

It's been a pleasure.

It's done.

Perfect.

Here, give me that.

Someone's door.

Man, I could hear less. Now, get over here and try and get out of here.

Got a little pent -up anger there, hon?

Fuck you, okay? I got a life and things to do.

We all do.

Why don't we find something to pry it open?

I've got more than one door in a place this big.

You guys go nuts and try and wedge that open. I'll find another way.

Not alone, you're not.

Look at that.

It's a... a knight.

Who gives a shit about the knight, man? Check the windows.

Well, I... Oh, please tell me you're going to break them down again.

Actually, I was thinking about checking the front door.

That guy has a serious attitude problem.

Yeah, maybe he hasn't been laid in a while.

There's another camera.

Hey!

Um... Can one of you guys come help me with this door?

Actually, both of you, because neither of you look too strong.

Did you try the knob?

Oh, yeah, I already tried that.

Think you're stronger than me?

Looks like we're breaking our way out.

Got that right.

Hey! Jesus, man!

Shit!

I can't even get my fingers in there. Look, it's back here.

Especially on the candle.

Would you get out of the way?

Sorry. Hey, hey, hey!

Look under the flap.

It's true that you're trapped.

Flap. What flap?

Down there.

You go ahead. I nominate you. Go.

Fine.

What?

What is it?

Come on, spit it out.

They're brick. Brick.

It's not brick.

They're brick. It's not brick. They're brick.

Brick?

They're brick.

There's another door.

Bullshit.

Good lord.

What's that smell?

You ever thought that maybe...

Who was that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What's going on here?

Honestly, just put the seat back over there.

I can't be in here.

What are you doing?

Would you shut up? There's something here.

No!

Only one time.

Only one place. Only one key.

Only one face.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, it must mean something.

This place has to have a basement.

Man, fuck the basement.

I'm going upstairs.

I'm not going down there.

Not a chance.

I'll go with you.

Tell us if you guys find something.

Okay.

There's probably a fuse box downstairs.

And if there's a fuse box, there's a phone line.

On second thought, it might not be too late to go join them.

Jesus, just go.

Fine. Fuck.

God damn it!

That's it. I'm going back.

We'll just come back with some candles. I don't want to fall and break my neck

or something.

Shit!

Hello? Fuck! Open the door!

Open the door!

There's room.

No?

Figured.

Where'd you get that?

Yes, it's a key. I found it. No more questions.

Here, let me try.

This keeps shit.

Where the hell are you going?

Into my room to think.

There's something blocking it. It won't turn.

What, it doesn't fit?

It fits.

It just doesn't turn.

This is useless.

Alright, to hell with this. I'm going to get some answers.

Hey. Hey, buddy.

Well, I say, whoever wants us here, wants us here. So, we should just sit.

And wait for them to come to us.

You sit and wait, and I'm going to follow him.

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to die. Come on.

Snap to it.

Wake up.

Yeah, yeah, you're not going to die. Yeah, I got a few questions for you.

There you go.

Just let him run.

Would you shut up?

How did you get here?

Where the hell are we? And how the fuck do we get out?

Come again? I can't. What? What?

It's okay.

Just go slow.

Freak up.

Yeah, we have the key. We just don't know where it goes.

What do we do with the key?

Hello?

I think he's out again.

Fuck this.

Hello?

Help me out! Somebody!

He's been fucking fighting!

Freaks! Come on!

Jesus!

Hey!

Follow the big guy.

He's probably the one that locked us down here.

He's got quite the temper on him, huh?

Sure does.

I mean, he isn't the most pleasant person to wake up beside.

Wait. You woke up beside him?

Not literally, you idiot.

What the hell are you two fairies doing?

Why the fuck did you lock us down here? If I knew it was locked, I would have

left you down there.

I don't want to be alone right now.

Things are fucked.

I know.

It's better if we stay together anyway.

Who's in your picture?

It's my wife.

I think one of us is in on it.

Really?

Who?

What the hell's the matter with you?

Peanut?

I mean, Peanut?

Take it. Read it.

Kill? Be killed? No murder? No fun?

Be the last living and wait with your loved one?

No. No, I'm not playing punny. You're sick and twisted. Wait. What did you

You heard a smash?

Is everyone okay?

Open your brain.

Some kind of killing game. Seriously, is this for real?

Oh my god, do you guys honestly believe this? Uh, yeah, right now I do.

What the hell?

Shit! What's going on?

Get the fuck back!

Hey!

Turn the fucking lights off!

Don't touch me!

Can you stop?

Jesus!

What the hell's going on here? Stop pushing me!

Yeah, Jesus, yeah, yeah, whatever you do, steal the weapon!

I'm not alone here.

Oh, shit!

Alright, nobody fucking touch me!

Well, wait! Where are you going?

I'm not wasting my time in here.

Did you guys hear that? Where were you?

Yeah, where were you? Where were you?

I was in there.

I was here. I was just going to go in. The lights went out.

The lights.

Do what?

There was somebody in here with me.

Really? Hmm.

I wish someone would just come out and say what they want with us.

I wish someone would just come out and say what they want with us. Say what,

fucking bitch?

Shut up. Shut up.

I don't shut up.

I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, and you can lick it up.

Come out here. Show your face. Come out here.

We don't want to be here anymore.

These are distractions.

Obviously, who's ever fucking us wants this on edge.

Look.

Read that.

What is it?

Read it.

What's this, another death wish?

No.

Read it.

To keep up your energy, you have to eat.

Go downstairs and take a seat.

You want to take a seat?

I'm on a go. I'm hungry. You're hungry.

And if there's someone down there waiting for us?

No. Well, can you handle yourself?

I can handle myself.

Oh, that's great, but there's six of us. I think we can handle ourselves.

Yeah, but what about all those footsteps we heard when the power went out?

It had to be the speakers. I mean, there's no way anyone can come in and

this room.

Fuck it.

I'm going with her.

Me too.

After you.

Guy, look.

Oh, you've been enough.

Jesus Christ, he's got me.

What, like a lexical current?

No, he's got me with water.

This food looks so good.

How can you think about eating right now?

Because there's a feast in front of him? It's fucking poison.

Those bodies in the other room are poison.

Did you see those bodies?

They look more like they were beaten and cut than poisoned.

I don't care what you guys say.

I'm eating.

I guess there's no need for introductions.

None of this food was here last time we were downstairs.

What are you, mentally challenged?

It's poison!

Why would they bring us here, have us hang out for half a day, and then poison

us? For sport.

After all, this is a game we're supposed to be playing, right?

Well, go ahead, eat some. Take a bite.

I'll watch.

Guys, another card.

What's it say?

It says, don't worry, the food is fine. Have a seat. Begin to dine.

See, it's fine.

Go ahead. We'll watch you dine.

Well, Sherry.

That's about the smartest thing you've said.

God, I'm so hungry. I feel like I haven't eaten in days.

I wonder how long we've been sleeping for.

Well, my facial hair has grown significantly.

I'd say about a day or two.

I can't eat anymore.

All those bodies behind me.

Tastes like chicken.

Count me in.

Give me some of that.

Newcomer? No, I'm not eating. I'm going upstairs.

No, wait.

It's better to stay together. It's safer that way. Don't worry. I'm just going

to lie down.

Is anyone going to go up there?

I guess we'll go with her.

Lauren,

wait.

If anything goes wrong, if anything happens, just yell, okay?

Okay.

Good. You should go with them.

What are you talking about? Just bring your food and go upstairs and just make

sure they're safe.

I'm not a babysitter, bitch.

Relax. He was just giving you a suggestion.

Well, you can't end with the insults. You're full of them. Fuck you. Don't

with me. Fuck me?

Yeah, fuck you. Why do you have to go fuck yourself?

I'm trying to lie.

Quit fucking talking to me before I snap your goddamn neck.

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. That's why you're the prime

Look, you live for one second.

I'll give two shits about anyone in this house except for Richard.

You've made that perfectly clear.

Especially with the basement incident.

What basement incident?

This fucking idiot locked us in the basement. No, Kirk, we don't know if

was him for sure.

So you're accusing me of something?

Yeah, I am.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm the master of ceremonies. You see that mic

my back pocket? See that?

Well, dude, stop overreacting like that, then it might be easier to convince us

otherwise.

Don't you think it's a little odd that I'm the only one who's trying to get out

of here?

What about you?

What about me? Well, you fucking stopped me when I tried to get out of the

window up there. Don't you want out of here?

You know, I think maybe we should take a little closer look at chicken shit over

here. I think he's trying to play us all.

Listen, I'm going to tell you this once. Look, the only way we're going to get

out of here is if we relax, stick together, or just watch each other. At

until help arrives.

Right,

until help arrives.

What, you think the police are going to come flying through and save us?

Nobody knows where we are.

Well, good luck with that.

I'm going to break the hell out of this shit fest.

Going on an all expense paid vacation.

Really?

Vacation? Yeah, I want a trip.

Why am I even telling you this? I don't even like you.

You want a trip? Yeah, I want a trip. You know, vacation, go on a boat, go

You know, I'm getting a little sick and tired of your insults and sarcasms to

all of us here. What are you going to do about it? You think you're some big hot

shot who gets out of here and has a life?

I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to have a great time. I'm going to go on

a nice vacation. Where the fuck are you going to go? Great Island.

Kilkenny Island. What? What?

Kill Kenny Island.

You did not just say that.

You've got to be kidding me.

You didn't just say that. Shut up.

I'm supposed to go there with my husband.

Supposed to go with my wife.

Do my wife's work.

This is ridiculous. What?

You can't tell me everyone in this room is booked with the same script.

There's your goddamn connection.

I'm done.

Richard! There was a pill in your glass.

What? In your glass.

I have one, too.

There's something in your drink. Look.

Would you look at that?

He doesn't have a pill?

Oh, God.

What the fuck did you give me, you prick?

I didn't give you anything.

He fucking placed the card so he wouldn't get a pill.

That's a load of shit. I just sat here because my name's here.

Dick.

You find a way out of here. You get me out of here now.

Would you just leave him alone?

Mr. Calm down.

Right now, you're the biggest suspect.

The biggest suspect? Yeah. What about you? You're pretty fucking quiet until

these dead bodies show up.

You're fucking just protecting your sweet little ass, acting all innocent.

Fuck you.

You're probably some fucking crazed out bitch, taking the night off from turning

tricks. Fuck you, you fucking asshole.

What? You're locking people up in basements. You're probably going to lock

all up.

I didn't lock anybody in a fucking basement.

Watch the knife. Get me the fuck out of here.

Take the knife somewhere else, man.

Did you see this? Exactly what they wanted to do. They're trying to make us

kill each other off this thing.

Push it.

Push it! Put the knife down!

You!

Make me!

I'm holding it!

Push her!

We've got to take him upstairs now.

I'm going to bring him downstairs into the basement. Just take him upstairs

Just go.

Get out of the way.

Thank God.

I don't know where I am. I woke up with some strangers in this house.

Can you tell us where you are, sir?

I just told you. I don't know where I am.

Could you just calm down, sir? How can we help you?

Calm down?

I just told you. Okay, I woke up in a house.

There's other people I don't know. They're freaking out.

There's other people that are telling us that we have to try and kill each

other. Okay, okay.

Sir, can you answer me this?

Do you like chocolate cake?

Yes. What kind of question is that?

The man behind me is fine. He got hit in the head.

The man behind me.

What are you doing?

Who's in there? Gretchen, he's gone crazy.

I've locked him in the basement. What do you mean you locked him in the

basement? Trust me, this is for the best.

Okay, well, we need your help upstairs.

What the hell is this?

Where's Kirk?

He's in his room.

Get me down.

They're down.

I've been there the whole time. I don't know what happened. He's looking for

you.

I have to wash Richard's blood off me. You're leaving?

I have to make sure he doesn't escape to the basement. You know what he's

capable of.

Not again.

You stupid fucking retard tiki.

Get away from me!

What's going on?

Jeremy.

Probably just those masked men in this house.

Who?

I don't know.

Wait here.

It's Fetcher.

It's a Richard's wife.

What did you see?

She was running around downstairs.

Really? They were chasing her.

Who? Who was chasing her?

The man with the mask.

Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

Come on.

It's okay, sweetie.

Just get you in the shower and you'll be fine.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Take the light.

I'll take care of it.

All right.

Be careful.

Don't worry. Arms up. Arms up. Arms up.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I want to go.

Okay?

You okay?

Scream for me if you need me, okay?

Hey.

How's she doing?

She's in shock.

I don't know what to think about all this.

They want us to think that in order to win their game, we have to play by their

rules.

I think that's bullshit.

So what do you want to do?

We gotta work together.

Not try and kill each other.

Meanwhile, maybe wash Shiri's clothes in the kitchen?

Alone?

It's okay.

We'll be on the same floor.

Something goes wrong, yell.

Okay.

Hey, yeah, don't drink anything

Jeremy.

Pardon?

Men.

What men?

There

are no men.

There are no men in here.

Just rest.

Are you going to be okay, Kirk?

I'm just going to turn off the light.

You go to bed.

I'm going to check on the others.

Jeremy! Jeremy! Sarah?

Help me, Jeremy!

Sarah! Help me, Jeremy!

Please insert one quarter to continue this call.

Please insert one quarter to continue this call.

What? I... Please insert one quarter to continue this call. I don't have...

What? What do I do?

Sarah! Sarah, just tell me if you're okay.

Tell me what they're... What are they doing to you? Please, just tell me where

you are!

You tell me where you are.

No, no, no.

Back! Get back!

Get back!

Stay back!

Where's my wife?

Wake up.

The clock starts now.

Stop it.

Where is everyone?

They're around.

What happened?

I don't feel like myself.

It's nuts.

What happened?

Holy fuck.

It's nuts.

Jeremy, what did you do?

Stop it.

Watch you.

Fuck out of this!

What did they do to us?

What?

Where's Kirk?

In his fucking room.

Oh yeah?

Think we can make it there without tearing each other apart?

Come on.

Come on!

You okay?

The drugs, they heighten your frustration, your aggression.

To just... Do nothing?

To fuel your anger.

Because that's what they want right now.

For us.

For us to do.

They have him.

They have my husband.

Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm.

They're going to kill him. Shut up.

They have yours too. Shut up!

Stop!

Are you willing to kill someone?

Are you willing to kill for him?

You gonna kill someone?

You gonna let him die?

Leave me alone?

Probably I'll be dead.

Fuck you.

You gonna kill me?

You gonna kill me? Come on.

You gonna kill me?

Come on.

Kill me.

Kill me.

No one's killing!

Anyone.

Where is Sherry? Probably dead.

Is that what you want?

Is that what you want? That's what they want.

Sick bitch.

Go look after Kurt

You're

staying with me we're going to get sherry

This one. This one.

I love my husband.

I love him.

I love my husband.

Drinks!

I'll just give it to her.

now.

Oh!

God damn it.

Jeremy, open the goddamn door.

The game's not over.

There's still two people.

Jeremy, don't you love Sarah?

Shut up!

Jeremy.

Go away.

You do love your wife, don't you?

Don't you love your wife?

Jeremy, open the door.

Jeremy, it's not over.

We still have a game to play, Jeremy.

Get out here.

Jeremy.

Jeremy.

Be a good sport, Jeremy.

Somebody has to win.

We still have a game to play here, Jeremy.

Jeremy.

For pain!

Jeremy!

Jeremy!

Ladies and gentlemen, there was blood, there was sweat, there was tears, there

was mayhem.

That's what I like to call entertainment.

Now, I'd like to ask you all a little question.

Who did you have your money on?

Was it Jeremy?

Who says nice guys finish last?

Now, I'd like to get to the sweeter part, but first, let's take a deeper

out of this apple and take a visit with our live studio audience.

Falls, ladies and gentlemen, have you ever seen a better studio audience?

I know I haven't, and I've been doing this for a long time.

Now, let's go take a look at Sarah and see how she's holding up.

She certainly is a fox.

Well, I bet you thought it was over. I bet you thought that's all we had. But

wait, there's much more. Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's Tiki

Time!

Let's take a spin on the Wheel of...

So, are you ready, Jeremy?

Because I know that Sarah is ready.

Yeah, that's right. I'm killing you, stupid rat.

She knows what's going to happen. You know what's going to happen?

Turns out the game's going to start again.

But you may not want to let on that you know what happened.

Because I don't think the other contestants would take that too well.

That's right.

It's game time!

We still have the poll.