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Mr. Foreman, have the members of the jury reached a verdict?

Yes, Your Honor.

Has the jury found the defendant, Lisa Alexander, guilty or not guilty?

Guilty, Your Honor.

Will the defendant, Lisa Alexander, please rise.

You know, I hope this party's as good as the last one.

Well, if it isn't, we can just come home and fuck all night.

Do I still turn you on?

Yeah. In fact, even more so than when we first got married.

Even with all the women you see?

Uh -huh.

You're the only one who satisfies me.

Thank you, Dan Alexander.

Oh, Dan, it's beautiful.

Here, let me put it on.

You're a wonderful woman, Lisa Alexander.

Why don't you go check on Dan and Natalie while I finish?

Yeah. I should take that back.

No, she's not here, Dan.

Oh, hi, Natalie.

I'm in the bathroom dressing.

Make yourself at home, and I'll be out in a minute.

Where is she?

Sexy, huh?

Yeah.

Sure.

Your skin is so soft.

I have you a dress.

Here.

Dan, you have to let me get dressed.

I want you to put your hands up.

We'll be late.

Oh, come on, Natalie.

Is Lisa almost ready?

Just about.

Come here.

You know, you're very lucky to be married to a woman like Lisa.

Diana says she's a very good wife to you.

And very liberal, too.

Yeah, she is.

Come on over here.

I have to get dressed.

I want you to get undressed.

God, dear.

I have to get ready to go.

We have time.

Dan, please.

Just let me put it in.

No. Come on, we'll talk.

We'll talk later.

I want to get ready for the party. Don't, please.

Pick you up in a half hour.

Okay. Bye.

Are they ready?

Yeah, just about.

By the way, Diana...

I already went to the party. She said she'd meet us there. So it's just me,

and Natalie.

Oh, okay.

Well, how do I look?

Oh, you look fine, you kid. That necklace looks fantastic.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Are you sure nothing's wrong?

Well, what's this?

So that's it.

Natalie, huh?

Oh, she's driving me crazy.

He's got it, man.

It's time to go. Are you ready?

Let's do it.

Yeah, I'm undressed.

Okay, I want you now.

Dan, we gotta go.

No. Don't you want to suck me?

Uh -huh.

You know what you want to do?

Yeah. You want me to answer to you. So what?

We've got to turn around.

Then why don't you just show me what you're going to do?

Mm -mm, dear.

You think Natalie would taste as good as I do?

Stick your tongue in me, dear.

Don't tease me, babe. I'm still...

Do

you got anything?

Do you got anything? Do you got anything?

Do you got anything?

Do you got anything? Do you got anything? Do you got anything? Do you

anything? Do you got anything? Do you got anything?

Do you got anything?

Feel good?

Smells how you like it.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Ugh.

I have to clean up all over again. I have to go to my party.

Can we get to the party?

I love you, dear.

Target.

Yeah.

Oh, hi.

What's the address of your party?

Uh, 208 East 83rd.

What?

It's 208 East 83rd Street.

Yeah. No, no, no. It's casual.

Come as you are.

Okay, I'll see you. What?

Come on, let's talk business during business hours, alright?

Okay. I'll see you there.

Bye -bye.

Who was that?

It was Mark.

He got out of his commitment and is coming to the party.

Oh, really?

That'll be nice.

I always like seeing Mark.

We better go get ready.

What, what, what?

Something with a break.

How's it going, Louie?

Hey.

Great party today.

How you boys doing? I understand you came looking for some action.

Well, um... Well,

I'm going to have to make sure that you're up to it. You know, I wouldn't

to disappoint any market.

Hey, anything you say, Diana, really.

Okay, by the way, you're the best picture in town.

Smart. Good boy.

Well, not that flesh and joy.

Come with me.

How about a wager on who can hold back their confidence? That sounds good.

That's good.

Hey,

Greg, how are you? Hello.

Good to see you.

what you would can do.

You don't think that a night with me wouldn't be the greatest in your life?

I don't know.

I've had some pretty great ones.

But then I'm sure you'd be pretty good.

Pretty good?

I'm the best you could ever have.

Maybe. Am I going to find out?

Maybe. If you're up to my standards.

He's cute, isn't he?

What? He's cute.

Who? The man with Natalie.

They make a nice couple.

Hey, look, there's Mark.

I gotta have another drink.

Give me a burger.

Mark, hey, how you doing?

How you doing?

What, are you getting married?

Yeah, baby.

Oh,

Jesus Christ.

That's stupid.

How about we get some drinks?

Look at her.

Who's she?

You like her?

She's available.

You know her?

Sure do.

She lives next door with Diana.

She moved in about a month ago.

Actually, Dan knows her better than I do, right, Dan?

Come on, let's get some drinks, all right?

Hey, she's really something.

Why don't you introduce me?

Okay. Natalie.

I'll be right back.

Natalie, I want to meet Dan's best friend, Mark. Oh, hi.

I've heard a lot about you.

Well, don't believe a word of it.

I'd rather believe all of it.

Especially how good you are in bed.

I told you that.

Diana!

She knows all about everyone in this crowd.

That figures.

Want to go out to lunch sometime?

Maybe we could just go out, get the lunch, and I'll be right out.

Come on, Mark. Let's have that dance.

What?

Abby, I said I got to talk to you.

Are you involved with that guy you were dancing with?

Involved? I just met him tonight.

Sexy.

Come on, Natalie. You said we were going to have a talk.

Later. I want to dance and have some fun.

You two boys still have a good time, eh?

Don't forget our deal, okay, Diana? I never forget.

All right.

Hi, Dan. How are you? You have to do some explaining to me.

I

really

want to show them to you.

I'll see your flowers.

You'll look? You'll smell them too?

Go right ahead. I'll see your flowers.

I mean it. I really have some flowers in here.

They're not flowers.

Come on, smell them.

Loves me?

Loves me not?

Come on, pick the smell.

Diane. I know, it's Natalie.

I gotta have her.

Okay, I'll set it up.

You're going nuts.

Okay,

I'll set it up.

Be careful.

Women feel differently about these understandings, no matter what they say.

Lisa is my wife. We've been married five years.

I know her.

But there's no problem.

Okay? Okay.

I'll set it up. And what do you say we get back to the party, okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

I'm fucking somebody.

What a beautiful hand.

It smells of flowers.

And he proved.

Dan, it was harmless flirting.

It was a lot more than that.

So what's the big deal?

The big deal is Mark is my partner and my friend.

Oh, so I can't flirt with your friends.

It wasn't flirting.

You're almost sucking me.

I was flirting.

You don't do that.

Not with my friends. They get the wrong idea.

What idea is that?

That I sleep around?

Well, I do, and so do you.

But not with friends.

Oh, and what about her next door? What is she?

I don't sleep with Diana.

Natalie.

That's different.

Oh. So you can run next door when you want, fuck our neighbors when you want,

but God forbid that I should give our friends the wrong idea.

That's not the point.

What do you want me to do? Pick up strangers off the street?

Lisa, please.

You fuck who you want. Why can't I?

Lisa, stop shouting.

Sit down.

You don't sleep with my friends. I don't sleep with yours.

You understand?

Lisa, you're my wife.

I love you very much.

You know that.

We have a beautiful open marriage here.

Let's not spoil it, all right?

Yeah, right.

Good.

Let's call it a night.

You were hot today. What's up?

I feel good, that's all.

Who is she?

Who? Oh, come on. I've known you long enough. You've met a new girl.

Well, you met her at the party, that cute little blonde, Natalie.

Oh, God, she's beautiful.

Yeah, I know. I'm seeing her tonight.

You're a lucky guy.

Doesn't Lisa ever get jealous over your carrying on?

No. Well, maybe a little bit sometimes.

You know, we have a successful marriage, and one of the reasons is we give each

other, you know, a little space to fool around on the side.

What about the Seabrook account?

Same as always. You charm them into the deal, and then I'll fuck them over with

the contracts.

You know, I've been noticing that for about two weeks.

Let's follow them.

Nah, nah.

No, I don't have time.

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Okay.

Oh, it's a good game.

Oh, I know.

It's a good game.

It was a good game. It's pretty soon. You've got to learn how to play tennis.

Are you all right?

Can I have a kiss?

That was a good game, though.

Can I have a stick?

Wait, let me see.

Okay. No, thank you.

No,

let me use this.

No, let me use this.

There's a pillow.

Well, I'm going to go pick Lisa.

All right. Are you still going to that same place?

Yeah. So we'll probably be real late.

Okay. Have a good time. You too.

I will.

Is Lisa ready yet?

Yeah, I think so. She's in the bathroom adding some finishing touches.

It's all set.

Unless I've read her completely wrong.

It just might add to the excitement.

Diana, is that you?

Yeah, come on.

Hey.

Hey, Diana.

You ready for some action? Honey, I'm always ready.

Let's go.

Let's go.

This is strip him and whip him night, I suppose.

You got it, worm.

Oh, I know.

I want to take this with me.

You know, one of the girls thought she'd been set up for a mugging last time.

Come on, let's leave this slime to ooze in its muck.

See you at brunch, man.

It's a date.

Go. Get in hell, girl.

Women.

Person.

Hi.

I've been waiting for you.

Oh, yeah?

I've got to find my luck.

Why don't you try your luck with me?

Don't play with me.

When you score a thousand, you get me.

Oh, that's perfect.

What do you think?

What? Lisa, what do you think?

Oh, great.

Let's pick out a couple studs and get it on.

What? Come on, let's kick ass.

I want you to take a good look at Mama's pussy.

She's there in your face, inside.

You want that, Mom?

Hey, come on.

Get that tongue out. Come on.

Bad dog, do it.

Do what Mama says, you hear?

Let me explain.

Hand in that side.

Get on your hands and knees.

Take it the other way. Turn around.

That's a good voice.

On your knees.

Come on lick it Come

on

Ugh!

I'm like, Dan, don't you like it from this little girl?

This little girl wants your dick.

If I stand, I want you to step your big cock in there.

Feel it.

Okay.

I love you.

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

That body, smooth as silk.

That's how I spent once in the night, rubbing my hands all over her.

I'm sure you bound some time to fuck her.

More like her fucking me.

That was the great part.

The way she just took over and over and over and over.

Finally, I fell asleep in exhaustion.

And I woke up this morning, and she was laying on top of me, still trying to

stuff my dick in.

Hey, you better take it easy on her.

I hope you paid the premiums on the insurance.

Cute.

Don't worry about me.

I still have plenty of life in me.

I'm not that old yet, but I want some coffee.

Sure.

Gratifying.

That's all?

It was gratifying.

Quite, uh, pleasurable.

Not going to tell me any details, or am I supposed to use my imagination?

Well, I treated one man like a dog, while Diana humiliated another into

while she sucked his cock.

They should have places like that for men.

Oh, they do.

It's called marriage.

I see that Diana's women's lip talk is getting to you.

You're not angry with me, are you?

No.

Just sometimes.

Well, that's a healthy sign.

Well... Dan, let's make love.

No, I've got to get to work.

Dan, I want a cup now.

I want to suck your cock. I want you to eat me.

I really don't have time.

Too tired for Natalie, huh?

Lisa, that's unfair.

I mean, I want to, too.

I have this meeting at 10 o 'clock. Mark brought in his new account and I have

to nail it down.

Look, I'll tell you what.

I'll get off early.

We'll go out and have a fantastic dinner and come home and fuck all night long.

How's that?

Do I have a choice?

Had your number today.

I'm tired.

Where from?

Madeline.

You got her last night?

More like she got me.

Must have gotten to sleep about three in the morning, and she woke me up at

five, seven.

She's hot, huh?

I'll tell you, Mark.

It's just incredible.

Her body's probably... You wouldn't believe it.

Best I've seen in years.

When you're through with her, pass her my way.

You can make a date with her for my funeral.

If it's up to her, it'll be very soon.

I hope so.

We'll go to your funeral, shed a few tears, shed our clothes.

Come on, let's play some more tennis now.

No, I promise at least I'll take her out to dinner tonight.

Keep them all happy.

Hi, you guys in the mood for a game of doubles?

We in the mood for a game of doubles?

Sure. No, I gotta, you know, I told you I have to, that thing I have to do.

Quick set.

Good, I'll be your partner.

Okay. See you on the court.

I can't, I promised Lisa.

Quick set, then we'll take her to my place.

What am I gonna tell Lisa? I promised her.

Cancel it.

Well, maybe I can call her from your place, make some kind of excuse.

Yeah, call her.

Yeah, okay.

Hello, Dan?

No, it's me, Natalie.

I was wondering if Dan was there.

No. No, he's not here.

Oh, well, maybe I should call back later.

No, I don't think that would be a good idea at all.

In fact, Natalie, I don't want you calling here.

Well, I'm sorry.

I didn't think there was any problem.

There's no problem, Natalie.

I don't care what you do, I just don't want you calling here, that's all.

I gotta get ready, Dan's picking me up for dinner, and I don't want you to call

here ever again.

Goodbye.

Goddamn shit.

Excuse me.

Goddamn shit.

Fuck her.

What is it?

It's Lisa.

I called up Dan, she answered the telephone, and she told me not to call

anymore.

I thought so.

She's upset.

Look, you know, if you're going to see Dan, you're going to have to be a little

careful.

I thought you had all this worked out, Diana. Open marriage and all that.

They have. They have an open marriage. But you've caused some problems. She's

jealous.

So what am I supposed to do? I want to see him.

You can't. Just be careful around Lisa.

I don't care about Lisa. I care about myself, just like she does.

You insist upon seeing Dan.

He is the first real man I have ever had.

You set this up, and now because his bitch wife is threatened, now I'm

to forget about it, right? Well, good.

Fuck her.

You know, what she needs is a lover of her own.

Is there some rum in here?

She wants Mark.

I should set that up.

That bitch.

I'll get her.

I'll show her.

I'll show her.

Yeah.

Because I can get her.

I know I can.

Oh, yes.

Hi, Lisa.

Look, I got a little bit of bad news. I'm going to be a little longer than I

expected. How long are you going to be?

Just an hour. I'll be back.

We'll have a late supper, then we'll jump right into bed.

Okay, just make it an hour.

I love you.

See you then.

Bye -bye.

That bastard.

You know, what if he stays? I'm going to leave him.

Hold it.

What's going on? Tell me.

Dana, I can't take it anymore.

He fucks this one, he fucks that one. I just can't take it. Easy, easy.

Come over here.

There. Now calm down and talk to me.

Lisa, I'm going crazy. I don't know why.

Is it because Dan's sleeping around?

No.

Well, yes.

Well, no, I don't care who he sleeps with.

It's you two. You're jealous.

Okay, so I'm jealous.

But not about the women he sleeps with.

It's how he can do whatever he wants. But I can't.

You mean Mark.

You want to sleep with Mark.

Yes, I want to sleep with Mark.

But Dan doesn't want that.

He can run next door and fuck Miss Teenage Cunt whenever he... Sorry,

It's all right.

I understand.

Go for it.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of what might happen if I do.

I don't want to hurt Dan.

He's hurting you. You're torturing yourself.

I know, I know, I know.

Diana, I want Mark. I want him so bad.

Then just go get him. It's your life, not Dan's.

Live it your way.

Go get him.

You know, I should.

I'll help you if you want me to.

You will?

How's that?

Don't worry about it. I'll arrange it.

Diana, I don't want Dan to know.

Look, just leave it to me. I'll take care of everything.

What are you doing tomorrow night?

Tomorrow?

Nothing. I'm free.

All right, I'll stop by and pick you up about ten, okay?

Diana, I don't know.

Okay. Ten o 'clock.

I don't know why I'm here, Diana. I mean, I don't want this. What's the

It's all part of the plan.

Now, just go on in.

Go over to that room.

What's in there? Go.

Lisa.

So that's what Diana was up to.

What are you doing here?

Diana arranged for me to be here.

I thought... You thought what?

I thought you were going to be someone else.

Who?

Never mind.

Thank you.

I love you.

It's been over a month now.

It's what we wanted, and now we have to go through with it.

Mark, I don't want to hurt him.

I mean, I still love him.

Lisa, we have to be together, and Dan has to know.

I know, I know.

I guess I'm just afraid.

Afraid of what?

Afraid of him fucking other women?

That only means one thing. He doesn't care for you anymore.

Don't you realize that?

Yes, I realize that.

It's just taken me a while to believe it, all right? Well, then believe it. Go

get your stuff, pack up, say goodbye, and leave.

Three weeks ago, it seemed so simple.

Just live with him and see you.

I can't do that anymore.

I have to be with you all.

You will be.

And eventually, when he understands, he'll realize that's what he wanted all

along. I hope you're right, Mark. I really hope you're right.

I know I'm right.

For all of us.

The door's open.

Oh, hi. My cookies.

That's the ones I ordered? The ones with the white cream in the center?

Mm -hmm.

Nancy, put the cookies down. Let's go.

Wait. Oh, girl's best friend.

I wanted to try one of those.

Now's your chance.

Come on, my little cream -filled cookie.

Are you sure it's okay?

Sure.

I don't think I'll get electrocuted.

No. This is great. Hey.

How much does it cost?

Keep selling your proofreads.

You should try it.

Well, okay, I'll try it. I don't know if I'll like it or not.

Don't be afraid.

want to pee my pants.

Okay, that's enough. It's my turn now.

Okay.

Yeah, I love this.

Man.

Oh, hi, Dan.

I've got to talk to you.

Um, why don't you girls take this and go in the next room and play a little bit?

All right, what is it?

You set him up, didn't you?

Who? Don't play dumb.

Lisa and Mark.

All right, I did it. So what?

I thought you were supposed to be my friend.

I'm an arranger.

People have needs. I arrange.

What does friendship have to do with anything?

What do you want now?

What do you want?

I want my wife back.

I want Mark and Natalie to get married.

You're crazy.

What for?

Look, Natalie's more than just a visitor here. She's my very best friend.

I want a lot for her.

I don't want her to end up like me.

Your business is thriving. It's growing.

Be good for her.

What am I supposed to do?

Get Mark in bed with Natalie.

That was your plan all along, wasn't it?

Either you or Mark.

Didn't really matter.

I'll get him there. Is that all?

You think you can arrange it?

I said I'll get him there. He does anything I ask.

Good. Now we can be friends.

You're a cunt.

You foolish man.

Take your clothes off. Don't you know what you've got that I need?

Come on.

How's that?

These friends of yours?

They're my cookies.

Oh.

Let me see you stick your ass up in here.

Please.

Mmm.

What are you doing?

What are you afraid of?

I'm not going to hurt you.

What do you think about your pussy?

Put my... Yeah, your finger.

Here? Yeah.

Put it inside a little bit. Okay.

How's that feel?

It's kind of tight.

Does it feel good?

Yeah.

Is that what that feels like? Look, let me show you. Okay.

Hey, look.

Spread your pussy.

That's a pussy.

Say pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy.

You know

what

this is called?

Fucking... There you go.

My mom told me not to say it.

Don't say it. You can do it, though.

Okay.

Yeah, that's not too good, but that's all right. I like it when it's not good.

Do what I tell you.

Yes,

sir.

Wait. Wait.

You're not done yet.

I signed that account you brought in, plus a couple of others.

Also, we have two large accounts that I think they're going to sign.

How come I didn't hear about them?

I'm telling you now.

Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be the one who brings in new accounts.

Things have changed.

We've been out of touch for the last couple of weeks.

And what does that mean?

I want you to do me a favor, partner.

Come on.

What's going on?

I want you to take Natalie off my hands.

In fact, I want you to marry her.

See, Natalie's not my type.

I think you and her would make a good couple.

Forget it. Why should I marry her?

Mark, we've got a good business here.

And it's going to get bigger.

But what we can't have for the future is dead weight.

Dead weight?

I've got the clients, and they want me.

You know, my knowledge, expertise, solid business sense.

The company just doesn't need the services of a smiling, fun -loving ex

quarterback to stay alive.

Now, you marry Natalie and I'll see that you stay in.

Otherwise... Otherwise... Otherwise this means that this is blackmail and forget

it. Okay, you go on fucking my wife. You can even run off with her if you want.

But I'll see to it that the best job you can get is some salesman in some two

-bit ravioli factory.

Now, what's it gonna be?

I guess you know.

Yeah.

I think I do.

I know you pretty well.

You gonna be the best man?

My pleasure, partner.

I think

I'm gonna beat you.

Is it my role?

Yes. My role, yeah.

Six and one.

Do I have to take that roll? Yeah. I told you.

I told you I was going to beat you.

I can go one.

And six.

What are you going to do?

I've never played this game yet.

I'll tell you.

I might lose. I might lose.

The only thing I really lost, though, was you to Dan.

You know he's an asshole.

And his wife's a cunt, too.

That's right.

She's a cunt and he's an asshole.

But everything's going to be just fine from now on.

Really? And your business?

Business, too.

Supervised by me, of course.

And all I have to do is just be there when you want me to, and not bother when

you're not around?

That's right.

Called the modern plan.

That's me.

Hello, stranger.

Nice to see you.

I have to talk to you, Dan.

I'm always available for a little chat with my wife.

This is more than just a chat.

Serious, huh?

I'm all ears.

I'm leaving you, Dan.

I've met someone else.

Someone I love.

Who can that be?

Hey, let me get you a drink. This isn't a joke.

I'm leaving you.

Lisa, come on. Let's have a drink. I think you're going to be staying.

Oh, you're impossible.

Thank you.

Aren't you glad we're together?

I love

your cock, Mom.

Yeah, your cock feels so good inside of my face.

Oh, and your balls hit my ass.

You cut them hard, Mark.

Huh? Do you like that, Mark?

Oh, your balls are nice and tight, Mark.

Yes, ma 'am.

Going somewhere exotic?

No.

Just across town.

Oh, across town.

West side, huh?

Mark lives on the west side. Maybe you'll be neighbors.

Dan, I didn't want this to happen. I really didn't.

I loved you.

You just didn't see what was happening.

I love you, too, and I do see what's happening.

What do you mean?

Well, if you had an affair with Mark, okay, that's over. Let's go back to

ourselves. No, I'm moving in with Mark, Dan.

Mark is unavailable.

Besides, we have too much to look forward to.

You're drunk.

I'm moving in with Mark.

I'll arrange for the divorce.

Mark is with Natalie.

They're going to be married.

And I'm going to be the best man.

You're drunk and crazy.

Yes, sir.

You're my wife. I love you.

Let go of me. I have to pack.

Mark is with Natalie right now.

Right across the hall.

I arranged it. They're going to be married.

Now unpack the stuff and let's have a drink. What do you mean?

You're lying.

Huh? Well, the key's in the drawer. Why don't you go see for yourself? They're

next door. I don't believe you.

Go ahead. Go see for yourself.

Mark?

Mark, are you in there?

Mark, it's me, Lisa.

Where's Mark? I want Mark.

I need to talk to you.

Why don't you just go away? He doesn't want to see you. Mark, I need you.

Why don't you just get out of here, you cunt?

Will the defendant, Lisa Alexander, please rise.

The jury has found you guilty as charged.

You are to be remanded to the woman's house of detention, pending sentence.

Court.