All language subtitles for Dream On (1990) S04E16 AI.en

No, no, no, no, it's no problem
at all, you know?

I just figured since
you cooked for me last time,

it's only fair that I, you know,
return a favor.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I'm sorry, I forgot your name.

Talking her is like shaking
hands with an empty glove.

Martin, Martin Tupper.

Martin, that's it.

Anyway, I hope you like fondue.

I got the recipe
from Eddie's show.
Dolph Lundgren made it.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

Doesn't look
quite right, does it?

I wonder why it didn't--

I-- I got cheese in my eyes!
I got cheese in my eyes!

What do I do? What do I do?

Call 911!

What's the number?

It's hot! Hot!

Dr. Prosman for 721.

Oh. Ow.

I-- I can't see.

I'm blind. I'm blind!

No, no, you're not blind,
you're not blind.

You're okay.
Everything's fine.

Who's there?
Who's there? Is-- Ju--

Judith?
Is that you?

Yes, yes,
it's me, Martin.

Just relax,
you're at New York General.

They have the finest
ophthalmology department
in the country.

Not to mention
the finest nurses.

- Eddie?
- I'm right here, bud.
How you doing?

How does it
look like I'm doing?

What-- what happened?

Well, your fondue exploded.

You didn't shake it, did you?

Dolph said never to shake it.

Jolie? What happened to Jolie?

Well, she's, uh...

Dead?

Going out
with me tomorrow night.

Hey, Dad, how you feeling?

Jeremy, is-- is that you?

Duh.
How many people call you Dad?

He's still a little loopy
from the drugs, honey.

Drugs? What drugs?

Somebody please,
tell me what happened.

- Shh.
- Ow! Ow!

Sorry, you have second degree
burns on your cornea.

But Richard said the procedure
was completely successful,

and you should be home
in about a week.

What procedure?
What-- what did he do to me?

Well, he clamped open your eyes,
and then cleaned out the cheese

with tiny pieces
of French bread.

Martin! Are you all right?

- Toby.
- I was so worried.

The minute Judith called,
I watched the end

of Barnaby Jones
as fast as I could,

and I raced right over here.

Thanks for your undying support.

Cheer up, Dad, shit happens.

Actually, Martin,
if you think about it,

you know,
you really were very lucky.

Lucky? Explain
the lucky part, will you?

Well, instead of Swiss,

it could have been
really sharp cheddar.

Very nice. Very nice.

Maybe when you're done
making fun of the blind guy,

you can go over and yell "Fire"
in the burn unit.

You're right, Martin.
I feel terrible.

Here,
I brought you some magazines.

Doctor, is there a chance?

Do you really think I'll see?

Take it easy, son.

If I could only be sure.

- Hurry, won't you?
- Now just be calm.

This will only take a minute.

God!

Dammit!

Now, David,
let your eyes open slowly,

only the slits,

so that they can gradually
become accustomed to the light.

All right. Yes.

Shed your light upon
the darkness of my groping.

It's dark.

Is it dark in here?

Ah.

I'm blind.

I'm still blind.

I can't see.

I can't see.

I guess I'm better off than most
at getting about in the dark.

Ow!

Ow.

Hello,
can I get a nurse, please?

Can I get a nurse, please?

Excuse me,
you're talking to the bed.

- I knew that.
- Well, I--

I just didn't want
the other furniture
to feel left out.

I think the auditions
for Funny Girl
are down the hall.

Sorry, here, let me help you.

By the way,
I'm Tracy, the night nurse.

I'm not wearing any pants.

That's okay, neither am I.

Okay, lie down.

Here's your pillow.

- What?
- Nothing, nothing.

I-- I was just
thinking of this scene
in this-- this old movie

where this nurse is putting
George Reeves to bed.

Ah, So Proudly We Hail,
1943.

Yes, yes,
I can't believe you've seen it.

Seen it, I know it by heart.

"I solemnly pledge myself
before God to devote myself

to the welfare
of those committed to my care.

And I didn't say
how many or how much."

That's amazing.

So, you like old movies?

Maybe a little too much.

Sometimes I'm in a situation,
and I find myself wondering

what Marlene Dietrich
or Rosalind Russell would do.

It's probably
a little unhealthy.

No, no, no. Not at all.

Well, thanks.

At last, the love
you've wanted all your life.

So, uh, what am I eating?

Well, it's either turkey

Ah.

You sure I can't help you?

No, no, no, no.
I can do it, really.

I'm-- I'm fine.

Kind of buttery.

Give me that.

You have a great voice.

Obviously
you've never heard me sing.

What do you look like?

No, no, no, no, wait,
don't tell me, let me guess.

Uh, short brown hair
and brown eyes.

No.

Okay. Okay. I got it:
hair pulled back in a bun

- and sort of cute, pouty lips.
- Zero for two.

Are you sure?

Want me
to check the mirror?

Oh, okay, okay. I know. I know.

Longish brown hair, brown eyes

and-- and sort of
high cheekbones.

You're amazing, you should
go open a booth at a carnival.

Hey,
is it eight o'clock yet?

Shadow of a Doubt
is supposed to be on Channel 10.

Oh, I love Joseph Cotten.

Excuse me, it's Joel McCrea.

You're wrong.

Really? Really?
How much do you want to bet?

Two billion dollars.

Dinner at Finique, okay?
And the loser pays.

Well, you'll be paying, pal,
because Joel McCrea was
in Foreign Correspondent.

Shadow of a Doubt,
Joseph Cotten.

How about double
or nothing on the cast
of The Ten Commandments?

You're wrong.

Really?

Oh! Hey, be careful!

- Ow!
- Hey, hey.

Hey, hold this.

Okay, now go straight.

You know, I--
I've only known her

for a few days,
but I don't know.

We-- we have this
sort of weird connection.

Hey, hey, hey, be careful!
There's a big puddle there.

Bigger! Bigger!

Picture Lake Michigan.

Only smaller.

Okay, there you go, okay,
we're home, we're home.

Thank you.

You know, it's funny,
I've never even seen her face,

but I don't know, I--

I think
I may be in love.

Oh, really?
I just hope she doesn't see you

with all that stuff
all over your face.

What are you talking about?
What stuff?

What are you doing,
eating lunch out of a feed bag?

- No.
- Here, here. Let me help you.

- There you go.
- Thanks, Toby.

And-- and thanks
for stopping by, you know.

I mean,
it really means a lot to me.

Oh, come on.
The pleasure is all mine.

One, two,

three, four,

five, six.

One, two.

I think
those cookies are burning.

You need some help there?

Uh, no, no, no.

No, just a little
personal problem.

Martin, I'm a nurse.
I've seen it all before.

That's new.

Cookies on the butt is new.

Just so you know,
I usually don't do this
until at least the fourth date.

Well, speaking strictly
as a health care professional,

I must say you do have
a very cute tush.

Thank you. Thank you.
I'm sure you do too.

The prize Boner of a Century.

What's that?

Huh?

Well, what do we have here?

This isn't too humiliating.

Look how cute it is.
It looks like a little tipi.

Tracy, when describing
a man's manliness,

it's best to avoid using words
like "little" and "cute."

I mean cute in shape, not size.

I'm so sorry.
Let me start again.

Oh, wow, man.
Look how gargantuan it is.

Is that better?

I'm the weenie king.

It's much better.

Let me clean off your hands.

Okay.

Is it me or is--
is it getting warm in here?

It's not just you.

Is there any hospital
regulations against a patient
kissing a nurse?

While she's
still on duty, probably.

Oh, well,

just-- just asking.

I do get
a half hour break at 10:00.

Really? What time is it?

Close enough.

I'm kind of nervous.

Oh, will you stop it?
You are such a baby.

Hello, Mr. Tupper.
I'm Dr. Allen.

Who?

Uh, Dr. Allen's filling in

while Richard's on tour
with Cirque du Soleil.

This is the highlight
of my career.

Sort of like
pinch-hitting for Babe Ruth.

I just hope I don't screw up.

Screw up? What, screw up how?

Oh, I wouldn't worry too much.

Dr. Stone's work
is practically idiot-proof.

Did you know that he's
the only physician in America

who's not required
to have malpractice insurance?

Yes,
I saw that on 60 Minutes.

Hello, can we get on
with this, please?

Sorry.

- Oh, my God!
- What?

I'm blind.

I'm still blind.

What? What? What is it?

This bandage job.
It's like French lace.

Would it be okay
if I kept these?

Just cut them off, will you?

Wait. Wait for me.

Tracy? Is-- is that you?

Yep, I didn't want
to miss the big unveiling.

Okay, now, Mr. Tupper.

Open your eyes

very slowly.

Oh.

Martin, are you all right?

What happened to your hair?

What? I just put it up.

Oh, you don't like it.

Ow.

Easy on the ears,
a banquet for the eyes.

- Tracy?
- Over here.

Well, haven't you got
a kiss for your old aunt?

Hello.

Well, you look just
like I pictured you were.

So do you.

- Almost.
- Mm-hmm.

Exactly.

Sorry, but the, uh--
The only reservations
I could get are for 9.30.

I, uh-- I hope
that's not too late for you.

Grandma.

Well, as long
as you have me home by 11:00.

Right. Right.

Well, can I get you some...

Nice nourishing prunes.

...wine or something?

No, thanks.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I brought you something.

Just in case
you want to double check.

Shadow of a Doubt.

Nothing like a sore winter, huh?

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

The love
you've wanted all your life.

Could you just
excuse me for a second?

Coming.

And now for the big
surprise of the evening.

Hey, bud.

Guess who I'm going out with
Saturday night.

Eddie,
I'm kind of busy right now.

If you guessed Miss April,
you're correct.

But wait, listen to this.

"People I'd like to meet,

Desmond Tutu,
Richard Stone, Eddie Charles."

I'm in luck.

Congratulations.

Uh, Eddie, this is Tracy.
Tracy, this is Eddie.

I am so sorry, man.

I-- Hello.

Hi.

Oh, you boys
look at your magazine.

I'm going to, uh, freshen up.

Who's that lady?

Shh.

Remember the nurse
I was telling you about?

Well, that's her.

No, seriously, who was that?

That's her? For real?

Oh, man,
what the hell are you doing?

What? What, Eddie?
What's the big deal?

Is it just me or is there
a slight age discrepancy here?

Billions of years.

Look who's talking.
How old is Miss April?

What is she, like, 21?

Nineteen. What's your point?

Why is it okay for you to date
someone 20 years younger,

but it's not okay for me
to date someone who's...

Isn't exactly
a spring chicken anymore.

...a little older.

I'll show you.

Look at your nurse,

and look at Miss April.

Your nurse, Miss April.
See the difference?

I do.

Disgusting.

How shallow can you get, anyway?

I mean, Tracy's terrific.

You know, she's sophisticated
and refined and she's mature.

So is my mom.
Would you like her number?

Okay, thanks for coming by.
I'll see you later, Eddie.

Nice to meet you, Eddie.

Good luck on your date.

You too. Have fun.

Grave robber.

Fuck you.

Martin, will you be coming out
of there sometime this evening?

Jeez, where the hell
is that TV guide?

Oh.

You want--
you want to watch some TV?

- Not really.
- You sure?

Maybe there's a good
old movie on or something.

Martin, we just
got back from the movies.

We went to the movies
the other day.

Why don't we, um,

do something else?

Now get over there,
and start pitching.

I know,
but she don't appeal to me.

So what,
you kiss her in the dark.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Nothing.
I'm just turning off the light.

Oh, don't.

After all, now that
you've got your eyesight back,

let's take advantage of it.

Right.

I love kissing you.

Me too.

Oh, God.
That feels so good.

Oh, God.
Tickles my ear.

What? What's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing,
I just got a cramp
in the ball of my foot.

I-- I'll be fine.

This feels so good.

Oh, faster. Faster.

What? What now?

Well, I must have
eaten too many jujubes.

I just--I think I just
need to take a little rest.

Okay.

Look, I don't care
what you have to do.

Get rid of her, lose her.

Something in your mind, Martin?

- Get rid of her.
- No. No.

Uh, why do you ask?

Well, you've been staring at me
with that sort of pained,
raised eyebrow,

"something on your mind"
kind of look.

It's nothing, nothing, I just--

Just do that sometimes,
you know?

What's the problem?

Lose her.

Tracy, I--

I like you a lot.

I really do, I just--

I just don't think
this is gonna work out.

I see. Any particular reason?

To be honest, it's--

it's the age difference.

What about it?

Well, it's there.

So, you're really young.
What's the big deal?

Hey, toothpick.

You gonna paddle
or you gonna talk?

Hey, we were
trying to have a convers--

Tracy. Tracy.

Look, I want you
to understand, you know, I--

I think you're terrific.

You know, we have fun.
We have everything in common.

Well, I can see
why you want to break up.

No, no, no, I just don't--

I don't see a future for us.

No, think about it.
Think about it.

When I'm 80,
you know, you'll be--

Gloria, is that you?

You know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean,

and I think you're an asshole.

How old I am is not that old,

and you're gonna be
this old in one second.

Well, I wish it
didn't matter to me, you know,

but it does, it does, and I--

I just can't help it.

I'm sorry.

Well, I'm sorry, too,
but you know what?

I liked you so much better
when you were blind.

And go fuck yourself.

I feel like a heel.

So, uh,
what are you in the mood to do?

Whatever you want.
I have no strong feelings.

Well, uh, let me see.

Uh, you wanna go for Thai food?

Ugh.

Italian?

Oh, no.

Well,
you're probably not hungry.

I don't know.

Nice girl.

How about the movies?

- You wanna go to the movies?
- Uh...

- You like jazz?
- Not so much.

- Play pool?
- Please.

Well, what do you
feel like doing?

I don't care, whatever you want.

Could you excuse me
for just a minute?

I thought I had nothing more
to learn about women.

I was wrong.

What do you do
with all these books?