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Let's go team!

I'm sorry I'm free!

I'm actually going back step up than you.

But you have to write your name on the chalkboard.

Not too far.

No, I wish though.

You washed the door.

Yeah.

If you want to do it, do it.

Oh.

Score.

You missed.

Epic fail.

I am Mrs. Summer, and you guys are in detention today.

That means you guys did some wacky shit in class, right?

So you're here spending some time with me.

Now listen, there's some rules in detention.

There's no doodling or whatever it is you guys do.

No talking amongst yourselves.

Definitely no... sleeping.

And you can put the electronics away, please.

Lastly, do not bother me.

Okay? This is not fun time.

So, you're going to be productive and you're going to do things like study, do

your homework, or just stare absently at this lovely blackboard that I have and

act like you care.

Understood?

And again.

Ryan, is it?

Yeah.

I take it you're the funny guy.

No, ma 'am.

It was me.

Oh, so you know what I'm talking about.

It was him. He was sleeping.

Oh, yeah, the sleeping guy.

Tell you what, Ryan, I'm going to show you just how funny I can be.

Stand up.

I will not throw paper.

Write it in cursive.

What?

Dressed you this morning, Ryan.

Did you borrow your dad's pants?

No, I dressed myself.

Why does it matter?

I'm just curious as to why you even bothered to put your pants on.

Why does it look so unbeautiful?

Why didn't I bring my pants?

I didn't think anybody would notice.

Yeah.

You know what? You might as well just take them off.

Okay, yeah, whatever.

No, I'm serious.

Take your pants off.

Are you going crazy?

No, I'm not crazy. I'm not sure if you noticed when you walked in this room, it

said, Mrs. Summer.

You're obviously here for just jerking off during class, so why don't you just

take your pants off and you can finish writing on the board.

I'm not taking my pants off.

Oh, you're adorable.

Would you rather walk down to the principal's office with me or take your

off?

Oh, maybe we could call your parents and let them know that not only did you

dick off in class, you did it in detention.

I would like them all off, Brian.

Take them off.

Are you serious? Take them off your underwear.

Keep

writing.

What? Are you serious?

Keep writing, my dear.

You are not going to say anything to anybody.

Okay.

You look beautiful, Kirsten.

Thanks.

Whoa, whoa, hey, okay.

Jesus, did I say stop writing?

Whoa, oh my God.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

I'm going to shine that up for you.

Oh.

Wow.

How does that feel?

Good thing your class means sleeping, isn't it?

A bad boy with a big dick, huh?

It's a rough combination.

I'm thinking of the activities we can do with this.

We're stuck in detention.

I can think of a couple things.

Oh, could you?

Hmm.

See, I can get a little fun too.

Mmm.

I love you, baby.

Slide that book off.

And I like about your dick.

Hands.

Hands and attention.

What more can you need?

no no no no

I'm sorry I'm horny!