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What's up, motherfuckers? I'm Carl
Tufflove, and joining me here today
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Lana Sharapova.
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As if they didn't already know.
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And today, Lana is in search for a...
Daddy. Yeah, I've been
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trying to find one, and I think Carl's,
like, the perfect fit for it.
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What is a daddy to you, Lana?
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Somebody that is, like, I guess, like,
protects me and, like, you know,
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takes care of me.
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And, like, whenever, yeah, I mean,
basically, you know, whenever you grow
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that's, like, what you need.
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I was driving through a little gas
station about two weeks ago, and I
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came across the beautiful Wanda
Sharapova.
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She was filling her car with gas, and I
thought, hmm.
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I'd like to get closer to this broad.
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So I went over and I spoke to her a
little bit and it turned out I can
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some of her needs.
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Number one need being a daddy.
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And a dick.
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Oh, the daddy dick.
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So Lana, I think I can help you out.
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But we all know it ain't that fucking
easy.
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What do you mean?
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Nothing in life.
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Worth a shit is easy.
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You got to work for everything.
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So I created this little challenges.
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Okay. Are you ready for slut challenge?
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Yeah. Are you ready for slut challenge?
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Let the challenges begin.
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First challenge, the blow challenge.
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So today Lana will be blowing bubbles.
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She needs to make a continuous stream so
I know that she will have the proper
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lung capacity to suck a cock.
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Can you do it, Lana?
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What do you think? Can she do it?
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Can she do it? Can you do it?
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We'll see.
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Bubble challenge.
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It is now time for the cherry tomato
catapult. What is that, you ask?
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I just fucking thought of it myself.
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What we're going to do is we're going to
try to catapult cherry tomatoes at Lana
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Sharapova's pussy at a high enough
velocity through her years of kegeling
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if she's got what it takes to squeeze
the fuck out of a cock with that vag.
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Can you do it, Lana?
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Are you ready at home?
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Let's get to it!
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And we're back.
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Welcome to my humble home.
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It's not much, but it's got four wheels
and four wheel drive.
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And that's all a man needs.
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And some good slice of down home apple
pie pussy.
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Did you bring that pie?
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I don't mind
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if I do. Do you mind?
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I'm sorry.
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I cannot wait to see this.
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How about you motherfuckers at home? Do
you want to see it?
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Look at
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that.
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I'm so impressed with this. bush.
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My God.
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I've never seen such great hair before.
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What do you use to condition this?
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Whatever I put on my hair, that falls
down there.
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Holy shit.
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What do you think? That's a hell of a
bush, isn't it?
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Holy fuck.
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You're so cute.
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Pussy is ready to be fucked.
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Yeah?
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Tell me.
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Put my pussy on your dick.
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You know what you mean?
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Yeah.
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That's daddy shit, huh?
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I'll take care of you, little girl.
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Okay. You're going to be my little girl.
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Drive around in my van.
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I'll keep you fed.
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Get you lollipops to suck on. Mm -hmm.
Red lollipops. Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Would you suck my cock as I drove all
around the event?
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Mm -hmm.
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Drove around different lollipop shops.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh yes, yes.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Tell them at home what you like sucking
cock.
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I love sucking cock.
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What is it you love about it?
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It just feels so good in my mouth.
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I love to make it all sucky.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, it's so fucking hot.
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It's drool on that fucking cock.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. That is so hot.
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My God.
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Oh.
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Hands are so good.
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Oh.
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You're gonna make me kill him.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it. Oh, fuck it. Oh, fuck it.
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Oh,
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fuck it. Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, I like it deep.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, that's my girl.
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Yes. Run your tongue all up and down it.
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Swirl that fucking tongue. Holy shit.
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Fucking A, you're good.
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Can't get enough.
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Holy fuck.
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It looks like you've passed the deep
throat challenge.
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Let me say it again, that pussy.
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Tell me, tell me to take it.
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Tell me to take that pussy.
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Take this pussy.
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Say it like you mean it. Take this
pussy.
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Tell these motherfuckers.
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Take this pussy.
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Squeeze that pussy tight.
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Show me those cables. You do.
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Bite down.
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Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh
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my
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God.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my God.
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Oh, yes!
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Tell me what you got.
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Make me come in three minutes.
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Oh, fuck, it's good. Squeeze that pussy
tight.
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Oh, that was phenomenal.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Fuck yes!
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Oh.
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You like it?
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Yeah? You like it?
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I know you like it.
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It's music.
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Yeah?
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It feels so fucking good.
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I love my pussy gripping.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Can you get up on both feet and ride
that cock?
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That's my daddy.
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Oh, that's a good girl.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I
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think
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it's time I bend you over to the bed and
go to town.
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What do you think?
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I need more dick. What's your pussy's
name?
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I don't really have a name for it. What
do you call her?
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Is it a girl?
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Yeah. What do you call her?
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I don't really call her anything.
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That is so nice.
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I'm going to lube that thing all up.
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Because I am a gentleman.
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I'm like a PA.
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He just rams it in there that's why the
PA is right don't be a PA tell these
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motherfuckers at home Don't be a PA
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm
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-hmm.
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Look at that pussy
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Just eating it all up.
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I'm gonna bend you over and fuck you
till I cum.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Yes. Oh, fuck, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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You know
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the
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best way to win a slut challenge? What?
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You let Daddy Carl come inside you.
Okay.
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You cool with that? Yeah. Fucking A.
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I'm gonna fill these nice thick hips up.
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Mm -hmm.
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Nice work, Lana. You are now officially
Tough Love approved.
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