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I really have to give you another chance. I know I can please you.

Seriously, we go through this every single fucking night.

I'm sick of it.

I promise.

I mean, I'm so ready and I really know I can please you.

Promises are meant to be broken and I'm supposed to break your dick because it's

pretty fucking useless anyways.

Please, just one more time. Please.

Okay, one more time.

Oh, baby.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Really? No, just... I can't believe this is what I fucking go through.

Seriously, what kind of piece of shit can't even please his goddamn wife for

five minutes? You can't even get to five fucking minutes.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I could go make a long -distance call worth more my

time, longer than you could fuck me. What the fuck is wrong with you,

little marital pig?

Seriously, I'm not... She's so beautiful.

I'm not... I'm not dating with anyone.

No, I don't know if I need to just chop off your dick and turn you into a Ken

doll or what, because your belt is useful like a fucking Ken doll to me.

Bob over here, my battery -operated boyfriend, is the only thing that gets

out these days.

Why am I married to you?

I don't know.

I'm just trying.

You're not even a real fucking man.

Seriously, you're just like my blender. You're another fucking tool in my house

that makes my life just a little bit easier.

I don't want to deal with this anymore. I don't even want to share the same bed

with you. Get the fuck out.

But... No.

No fucking buts. No excuses. I don't want to fucking hear it. Go.

Do you know the last time was that I got an orgasm from something that wasn't

battery operated?

That's really low.

Yeah, well, so is my sex drive now.

It's all bearing throughout.

That's what I'm thinking.

It's going to be weak to me. $1 ,200.

$1 ,300 probably.

Oh, shit. Probably $1 ,400. You know, you should just put it on my husband's

card and give me a couple little bits of it.

Honey, you think I made him money?

I don't think that you made out of coccyx.

Listen, I'll go ahead and do that, but it's $1 ,500 plus labor.

And thanks for the tip. I've got a little tip for you.

Just couldn't help it here. In fact, the whole neighborhood heard it. But I've

got an average size sock. I mean, if you wanted to do work in my sock. I would

love to. I'd be there. Maybe I could help you with this argument. Maybe you'd

get out with a kid that's there.

No one ever stops me from finishing a job.

All right? So, I mean, you've already said she wants the thing fixed.

And, you know, it's just going to be a $2 ,800 purchase. So, I have two drunk

people in my house now. What the hell?

Well, babe, either you let him fix the air conditioning or I run around naked

right now.

Starting in a second.

You wouldn't do that. So, like, he can see me.

Why don't you guys just, I really want to see what an average cock looks like.

You swear that yours is average, and he does too. So, let's figure this out.

Let's settle this like men.

You want to do this right now?

I mean, either you do it or I'm looking at that right now.

See you after a week.

I'm settling this argument.

That is definitely an average cock. And look at those man balls.

Now, honey, your turn.

Show and tell.

Do I?

Yes. Really?

Why not?

See, I told you you're not average.

That's average. That's super normal. You know, they say that three inches blazes

a girl, but they're actually talking about credit cards, honey.

Is there a tape measure in here?

Yeah.

Let's try this one first.

Let's see. Here we have... Yep, I was right. Your credit card. Three inches.

And here we have... Seven.

What do you know?

It's cold in here. It's cold and air conditioning is broken.

It's a hundred fucking degrees in here.

Really, you know, you should look at it hard, too.

i'm thinking that if it was any time yeah because that you really can't

you know because until i get the dicks are hard everyone's different you know

you know what i'm saying

we'll see how fire grows at seven see

how to wait

I'm here, dude.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm going to finish this air conditioning job.

I always finish my job.

And I'm going to finish this job. If you get in the way of my work, I swear to

God, I'm going to kick your ass.

What, you want me to call the police? I want you to sit down and relax.

I'm going to get my dick cut.

My dick is hard, all the way.

I'm going to make this video. I'm going to get out of my way. Our joint will be

settled, right? You know what I'm saying?

and he's bigger than you in a lot of ways.

You know, the faster you move this along, the faster it works for you. I

if your wife were to pull out her kiss or something, you know, I'm just

that. That would probably help.

It's too hot in here.

Are we going to be naked soon? I'm willing to do whatever gets done.

Well, what were you last night?

Ah, yeah, it's getting harder. Oh, this isn't turning you on better?

Normally. No, for real?

Not even just a little bit?

Just a tiny bit?

Nope. Nope? Okay, well, you just have to sit here and watch.

Where else are you going to get a hot -ass fucking life like this?

Bail order?

Oh, wait, you can't afford that either.

Don't be such a slut.

Oh, my God.

I wouldn't be such a slut if I actually got laid.

Does it grow?

Let me see.

I'm going to try to back it. It makes it grow a little bit.

Last time you gave me a blowjob, I think it was my first one. Right there.

Come on.

Put your teeth up. Smile for me. Look at his teeth.

Right there.

Right there.

I can't stand to look at this. Sweetheart, I love you, and I have to go

I can't watch you.

No, no, no, no. You're going to stay right there, and you're going to lick my

feet while you do it.

I'm not going to lick your feet. Yes, you are.

You're going to lick my feet and please me any way that I want.

I don't want to lick your feet.

Yes, you do. Put that whole fucking foot in your mouth. Little fucking foot.

Mm.

Mm. Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm.

Choke on my feet while I choke on the cup.

Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

I really don't want to be doing this.

I know you want to please me.

You've been trying to please me for months now.

Cock is so big and so hard.

And I keep choking on it. You never get any, like, fucking cock.

You pull me.

I like sucking big, huge cocks that suck on the back of my throat.

I like these big cocks that make me cool.

Your cock never did that, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Really get that fucking foot in your mouth.

Just like that.

Oh, like in between all those toes. Don't you go anywhere.

Give me that fucking tongue.

I don't want to hear another fucking complaint out of your mouth. You

understand? You're going to watch me suck this dick and probably even fuck it

because I... and fucking horny and I want to be pleased and you haven't

pleased me in months.

Now smile, motherfucker.

That's right, my husband. Smile because you're fucking happy to be here.

You're such a good fucking boy today.

I want you to get down on your knees and worship my fucking feet.

I'm going to tell you all about this motherfucker.

I can.

It's been a long time coming.

Look at the pads from my feet all over in my arches.

Look at the sweat off of them as I get so hot and sweaty helping this man talk.

Oh, baby, look at this. Look up here while you lick my feet. This is a real

man's dick.

You see these balls?

So big and bouncy.

They're going to feel so fucking good against my clit. You see my balls?

How big and bouncy they are. You know how good they're going to look slapping

against your clit?

Man.

Just the sound.

Why do you do this to me?

Because if you please me, I have to have a real man show you how.

That's right.

I want you to put your whole goddamn face into it.

Yeah, there you go.

Really get it.

Don't forget, you need to get the tops of my feet, too.

Really get down there while I'm holding on to this box.

I slip in the air like the little 50 -bitch that you are.

You're going to let me get pleased, am I right?

I'm gonna come as many times as I can, even if it's not by your own cock.

There you go, my dear husband.

Ooh, that looks so good.

Look at all that expensive lotion you bought me.

Really take in that pedicure that you paid for.

Don't get up until I fucking tell you to.

You know, before you destroy my fresh red toes, I need you to tell me

thank you.

Tell me thank you for allowing me to kiss my feet.

Thank you for allowing me to kiss your feet. I'm allowing you to touch me with

this man in front of me, with his real, large, amazing hop.

Real man, baby.

Thank you for allowing me to kiss your feet. That's a good boy. Get back down

there.

Yes, all of them. Worship.

There you go.

Come up here.

I want you to worship my ass while I put this cough right back in my mouth.

Get your head in there. There it is.

Yes.

Like all of my filthy little holes and worship them.

Oh, how long was it by the time I let you be that dirty, huh?

It's been a while, right, baby cake?

So what do you fucking say?

I don't want to be able to hear your words. You should be deep in that ass.

That's a good boy.

Oh, your husband's not much of a man.

She couldn't answer. She's got my cock in her mouth.

Right there.

It'll be right there.

Don't cough, huh?

Oh, baby, you're not hurting it. It feels so fucking good to have a real

ass dick, Chuckie.

Just keep licking all of those holes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, flattening is just a handshake. Come on.

Really, get in there. Get me nice and fucking wet.

It still feels so good.

It's getting so hard, you know?

That's what's

a

pretty good ass licker.

Yeah, that's really the only thing he's good for.

You know how it's been, dear?

Get on this couch. Up the ham.

I hope you have a

nice, hot day.

Because you're going to sit right here.

You're not safe.

I just want to see those little eyes peeking out in desperation.

Something my husband could never do.

Isn't that right, sweetie?

You're a little baby cop.

Oh.

You're having fun down there?

I can't believe I'm doing this. You can't breathe, can you?

No complaining.

Shut up.

I'm really enjoying this little cock.

I want to see you struggle.

There you go.

Look up at me while I stroke your cock.

This is going to be the cock that pleases me today.

I don't want to hear you cheating.

No breathing, my dear husband.

Not while I fuck the AC repairman.

No, no, you're going to do everything I say today.

It's been that long since I've had an orgasm.

I don't mean to be rude, buddy, but it is much bigger than yours.

Just look at it.

That's right across my tits.

Jesus, both of my nipples.

Oh, baby, yours could never do that.

All you need to breathe are my little holes.

There's those pretty eyes looking up at me.

Yeah.

Keep licking, my filthy little asshole.

It feels so good.

I want my husband to keep licking my ass.

I may just need a chair.

Baby, do you have a chair anyway?

A folding chair?

Why don't you go get it for me?

I'm going to sit here and keep my knees quiet.

I really like your cock.

I like the way you suck my cock. I really want to suck on this huge cock.

Do you want to kiss me hard?

That's fine.

I want you to keep looking at us while I suck his huge man

dick.

Oh, there's my tummy.

Getting right in there.

Oh,

yes. The rice and that

little pink apple.

Oh,

so your entire tummy is all your pink butts.

I don't know what we're going to have to do with our marriage, babe. We might

have to get a new car.

Look at these balls I just took in my hand.

Grab.

Don't be lazy, my dear husband.

Really. Please and she's an asshole.

Good boy. Yes, you're fucking in there.

I'm going to teach you to argue with me.

There is no arguing with me. If I want to be pleased, I will be.

Oh yeah, rub your cock over my little pretty tits. My pretty married fucking

tits. Oh, no.

You want to squeeze them together, babe?

See this, babe? You can titty fuck me. You can't do that.

Oh, yes.

Can you throw some of that crack in between my tits? Do it the fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

You know that, baby? You're fucking my pet.

Oh, that's so, so good.

How about my little apple? I'm waiting for you, sir.

Yes.

Oh, yes, baby. Keep licking my little pink apple because that's all you're

fucking getting right now.

Excuse me, Marcel.

Please take away this chair for me.

Faster.

You act like we have all day. It's blazing hot in here without this air

conditioning fix.

My shirt too?

Do I need to rip your buttons off?

I know you don't like me to.

Not again.

No, not again.

Don't come here.

down and make your face a chair to me.

Turn around.

What's wrong with you? Come on.

There you go.

Prep me for sex.

Get my pussy nice and fucking wet so I can fuck this guy. You're not going to

really fuck him, are you? Oh no, of course not, babe. Why would I do that?

I've only been sexified for six fucking months.

I like seeing your cheeks.

Squeeze with my pleasure.

Get right up in there.

Suck that fucking clit.

See how mommy stays hard, baby?

He hasn't come yet. I've been tugging on this cock for minutes now.

That's a whole lot longer than eight seconds.

Before I keep sucking.

Prepping me. I want my pussy dripping.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

You like this pain off it?

All natural and firm.

Oh, yeah. Keep licking that fucking pussy. Lick all my holes.

Get that pussy nice and fucking wet.

I want that cock of his.

slide in nice and easy.

Yes, baby, right there.

Shove that tongue up my cunt. I need it nice and lubricated.

I can't wait to have this man's cock in me.

It's going to be so good.

Baby? Yes?

Yes.

I'm going to sit here and whisper fucking little things in your fucking

Maybe to

watch as a real man.

Not only that, I'm going to be having sex on top of you.

You don't? You don't really want it?

I don't really want it.

That matters only what I want, right?

Yes, you do.

I don't have a surprise animal here, but you do.

I'm doing so much for you. You've never been a man.

Never. Never. And you never will.

I don't think you fit.

What do you say?

I don't think you fit.

You can say thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you for everything you're giving me. All the attention in the world. Make

it.

Oh, fucking watch.

You don't get to look away.

If you love me, you're gonna let me be pleased any way that I want.

Can you sit there a bit?

Can you sit there?

That's a good boy.

Oh my god, yes.

Do I really have to be here? You do.

I'm gonna use you to fucking back.

I'm gonna push against you.

Push that prop paper in me.

Oh, my God, it feels so good.

Fuck.

Oh, baby, watch me fuck him back.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, I can feel the cock in my fucking stomach.

I'm not just kidding you.

Um,

you need to learn how to speak it.

And you know, it's the myth of little fuck.

My little marital panic.

You hear that noise?

Yeah. That's what it's all about, fucking you. It's gonna cause you to

fucking good.

You love me, don't you, baby?

You want me to be pleased.

If you're gonna do anything, you're gonna watch me fuck this guy.

You watch me come over.

Oh my God, it's over.

I really hate eating fucking pizza. Oh, shit.

Don't fuck up.

Oh, my fucking god.

What are your fucking pizza hands?

Oh, my nice smile.

I'll make you watch.

I'll stick you right under so I don't bother slapping on your fucking

You don't want that, do you?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I need a

seat. The more the harder.

I've never felt you like this, have I?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, of course.

You know,

I want you on the couch, baby.

I want to show him how a real camera rides.

You're not allowed to be uncomfortable with it.

Love you, sweet cake.

I have to squat on it.

You like it that much?

I do.

Can I keep them?

Yeah.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, keep pinching me.

I won't be able to fucking properly, babe.

Don't be a lazy piece of furniture.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, I'm going to cough up that cough from your throat any fucking second.

I'm going to show you close up how a real man looks.

I want you to kiss my ass every single time I kiss my ass.

I want you to show me how much you really appreciate me.

I want you close up.

Oh, yes.

Don't you fucking move away from that cock.

Get my ass in. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, the cock is deep inside me.

I feel so fucking good.

I've got his balls right here.

I feel so good to masturbate with his balls, babe.

I could never do that with you.

Get your head up there.

Just kiss my ass. Just one second.

Show me that you are a loyal husband willing to do anything you want to

his woman.

You're a moral husband.

I know you like sex so much.

Get your face under it.

You see what a real man's cock does to my pussy?

Oh, it excites it.

Makes it nice and wet.

You can just smell the pheromones.

How about you lay right there on your stomach?

And you can feel how hard he sucks it. Oh, really?

I'm going to write on you.

You really want to do that?

I am, baby.

I'm doing it because I love you. And you love me.

I love you, too.

I need to feel you shake and quiver as I come home.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to show you what a real orgasm feels like for me.

This is a learning experience.

I want us to stay married, and this is how we're going to have to do it.

I have to teach you every step of the way how to play.

This is just one time thing, right?

We'll talk about that later, sweet cheeks.

Fuck all those lips.

French kiss my pussy.

Give me all this that you filthy little whore.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, baby, even he eats pussy better than you.

He licks my lips up and down his penis before sticking his tongue in my

Oh, it feels so fucking bad.

We're going to have to teach you a trick or two.

You feel my body getting hot when it turned on more and more.

You feel my legs quiver.

I want so much more.

My clit is so flawed and excited.

I can't wait for that deep, deep thrust that makes me cum.

The one that you can't reach.

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck me nice and hard.

Right on top of my pathetic little pig husband.

I can feel exactly what it's like to make a woman come.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm sleeping.

Oh, I can't breathe.

Oh, don't you fucking stop.

Yes. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, I'm so fucking hot and sweaty from this big pack stretching me out.

Oh, my God, it's more and more.

nice and hard on top of them. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh yeah.

something that you could never fucking do.

Oh my god, that's just as fucked.

Oh my god, don't you fucking suck. Come on.

I haven't become like a real fucking man right on top of my fucking husband yet.

I really don't wanna see this

I can't wait for him to explore.

I'll open my bags and move back.

If you love me, maybe you'll get fun too.

You don't want any?

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I just can't do that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my.

Look at my pussy being stretched out.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, my pussy will never be able to save me.

Oh, my fucking God. Yes, yes, yes.

You like the way I dig my nails into your skin? The better it makes me feel.

It's okay baby, you can make it.

I see a little penis that could grow in.

I'm sorry, I won't put you like this.

Oh my god, yes, keep fucking me, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes, fuck.

I'll turn you into a little fucking bug or something.

Oh, boy, you like it.

My pussy's getting tighter as he's about to pop on me.

Look at this little dick.

Oh,

I feel that hot and white sweat.

Okay, I guess I better fix that air conditioning.

Could use some help in my van.

That's less capacity. It's kind of heavy. Oh, my God.

I'll come help you. All right.

Right on here.