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Don't go in there.

He's gonna go in there. Don't go in there.

He's stupid. He's gonna go in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no,

no, no,

no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

girls make it to the end because people want them to live yeah but then you

always want the hot blonde girl to freaking die because it's like she's

blonde get it stereotypical you just gotta believe in yourself bro that's

say cursed you don't no no you're right no um well my new

stepbrother is going to send colleges off

gonna come crash for a slumber party though.

He's fine.

He's kind of cute.

The more the merrier, right?

Yeah, if you say so.

you to find out. It's great.

Well, it's like if you watch something over and over again, like reading a

you'll never find out exactly in the middle. It's like the climax, rising

action, the resolution.

Oh, my God. Okay.

You know, I actually kind of want to watch something romantic.

Is that all right?

Yeah. Yeah. Change it.

Not that one.

Oh, lead actor. That was annoying.

Yeah, I can see that.

Oh, this one?

My favorite. It's so cute.

A rom -com.

Mm -hmm.

I love rom -coms. Oh, my God.

Lindsay.

Oh, my God, yeah. This is the best kiss in the whole movie.

Yes,

Clive. God, you're like that.

God, I want a Clive so bad.

Wait, so the guy in the horror movie was named Clive, and the guy in this

romance movie was named Clive, too? Okay, I made his name up. Okay, I love

name, Clive. Oh, I thought you just knew either of those actors' names.

This is the part where, you know, they're having a weird misunderstanding,

it's like all zany and chill. It's great.

Yeah. I don't like that.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Caress her body.

No,

we didn't.

Do you see this? Mm -hmm.

Dreamy eyes.

Really dreamy.

Okay, bringing home another guy does count.

She only blew him. Blowjobs don't count as cheating.

But still.

She almost fingered. What?

They're getting married.

What?

He's right.

He's in the closet.

What are you doing?

I swear to God, I don't understand wrong comments.

That's not that kind of movie.

He's going, you're only paying attention.

I'm paying attention.

Okay. He cheated on his fiance with her grandmother.

But, okay, it wasn't really cheating.

Okay, kissing is cheating. No, it's not.

Kissing is totally cheating. It's not cheating unless the dick goes in. She

probably has dementia and doesn't even know it.

She's like, oh, who are you, Molly?

She's a fine new lovely.

But Clem number two is fucking hot.

Okay, there we go.

Finally, some one -on -one action.

Okay, now I cut to commercial.

Why?

Stop dancing. You look like an idiot.

Couple more minutes, and we'll be at the movie again.

I really like the movie, but why the unnecessary cheating?

It's just a part of life.

Okay, yeah, but it's just like, be faithful while

you're getting married.

I want to get married just so I can cheat on my husband and my wedding

No, that'd be hot, but...

In this movie, it's kind of sad because she's like, she doesn't know what to do.

You know, she's contemplating on getting with slide number two.

But she's like, my husband, I'm going to be driving that.

Just get with the program, chickie.

Yes.

Yeah,

that's right no

That guy and that girl just end up together brother God why is

this movie so aggravating? I just want to know what happened

slip in and steal a girl?

No, I think they meant for each other.

No. No.

Well, I remember you and that chick. The way they look at each other, it's

just...

I'm glad she picked it.

Did you see what she did?

What an idiot.

Clive number two is having some trouble.

Here's the part where they do the wedding.

She's going to do her brother, I bet you. Five bucks.

I don't know. It definitely happens in Florida.

It's a good movie.

Oh, my God.

You're funny.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Do it.

Don't do it. Do it.

Don't do it, bro.

Do it.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No. She isn't.

She's going to.

No. Nope.

Like I said, I'll bet you money.

Okay, 10 bucks. Right here.

10 bucks.

Fine. Fine.

No, bet.

Pinky swear me. Come on. Okay, okay.

Fine.

to be a girl. Mm -hmm.

It's just... The director pissed me off.

Why cheat on with a grandmother? That's disgusting.

His mom is in there

Grandmother. Her boyfriend is cheating on her with her grandmother. I told you,

blowjobs don't count.

No.

Her boyfriend.

I'm not paying attention. Her boyfriend is cheating on her with her grandmother.

I'm paying attention.

That's disgusting.

I have grandkids to these. They can't get that on my head.

Just watch the movie. It's great. Just pay attention.

It's just seeing the granny titties kind of made me, like, ew.

Vomit in my mouth.

Yeah, I'm eating popcorn still.

You're very giggly.

I am.

I love that about you.

No wonder you're my friend.

All my friends, all my other friends were.

Number two.

Go for her. Just do it.

God, why are you so aggravating?

Come on.

When is she going to figure out that he's not the one?

I think he's the one.

No.

I mean, come on. One guy cheats on her. Only a little.

Girl gets headed to another guy.

Wait,

you're wearing way too much. Get back on this.

I'm gonna help you.

There we go.

That way we can match.

Okay.

Here we go.

Perfect.

Come here.

This is fun.

Girl on girl time with my brother.

Go up and down at the same time, okay?

You're good at that.

So are you.

It's like we're training each other. I love you.

Here, go ahead. I'll keep your hand.

You're such a good friend.

Hmm. Hmm.

Thank you.

Get back in there, get back in there.

It's almost the ending.

Okay, we're still getting the last bit of the movie.

God.

You know what?

You know, you're kind of a slut.

You're such a slut. You're a slut.