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I really don't understand what's going on with it.

I don't know.

Do you know, like, how to fix it, maybe?

What the fuck?

No.

Ugh, fuck. Did I make it worse? I think so.

You know what?

It hasn't been the same since I let my stepson use it.

I think he did something wrong to it. I bet you he messed it up.

He probably downloaded something on it.

You think?

Probably.

I mean, I don't know what else to do. I don't know anything about these things.

I gotta call somebody.

And, yeah, maybe they can come help us, so we know.

Hi, yes, um, I was looking to get an IT guy to come help with my computer.

I'm not really sure what's wrong with it.

Okay.

Yeah, I'd like an in -home visit, please.

Okay. All right. I'll be waiting. Thank you.

Bye.

They said he'll be here in a little while, so hopefully we can figure this

You must be Ashley. Yes. Are you the IT guy?

Tyler, right?

Yeah, I'm Tyler with IT. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

Just having a little bit of trouble with my computer online.

Yeah, so, I mean, I really just don't understand what's wrong with it.

It's just not working at all.

Well, we're going to figure it out. Yeah, there it is.

Let's hope so.

Here you go.

Thank you.

How are you doing?

Good. How are you?

I'm pretty good.

So, what's wrong with it? It's just not... It's not doing anything, and

honestly... We don't know. Yeah, I don't... She kind of touched it earlier,

it did some weird stuff, so I think it may have made it a little bit worse.

Is it, like, pop -up ads, or...? Um, I don't really know. I don't know anything

about computers, so maybe you can show me? Oh, yeah.

Were you on any, like, weird websites or anything, either of you?

No. My son, or my stepson actually, he had it a couple days ago, so

I hope he didn't mess it up.

I kind of need this for my daily stuff.

Just acting really slow?

Yeah.

As you can see, it's like not letting me do anything.

I don't want to mess it up anymore.

I fix stuff like this pretty much every day, so it's not... Maybe like an hour.

Okay. I can spare an hour. Is that alright with you? Yeah, I can totally

an hour.

Oh, wow.

Do you care if I go on the history?

You gotta do what you gotta do to fix it.

It's all that I care about.

You're really good at this.

Just doing my job.

Yeah, I mean, I can tell.

Do a very, very good job. So I'm glad they sent you here.

I'm glad to be here. Yeah.

Wow. There's a lot of stuff on there, isn't there?

You know, we did kind of click on some things because we've seen them in there.

One of them said some Nigerian prince wanted to send us a bunch of diamonds.

Oh, and you downloaded that?

Well, yeah, I said to talk to him, and after that, nothing happened, so we just

kind of clicked out of it.

Yeah. Not bad.

That's, like, the number one rule in, like, technology. You don't click on

anything like that.

Oh. Because then you get stuff like this, you know?

Well... Because they're just lying to you. They don't actually have diamonds

rubies. Yeah, I kind of figured that out afterwards, but...

Well, they didn't empty out your bank account, right? Like, you're going to

me at the end of this? Oh, yeah, of course. I just, I didn't ever sign

up. I just clicked on it.

Well, I'm looking at your history, and I do see, do any of you know what a tube

site is?

No. Do you?

No. Okay.

A tube site?

Yeah, it's one of those sketchy porn websites where, you know.

They're assholes. They put free stuff online.

Yeah. Even though people depend on that as their jobs.

So unfortunate.

Yeah, they put it up and you know the ads where it says local singles

in your area?

I've seen them. Yeah, it's like the same thing.

But when you download them, you end up with stuff like this.

It's that website.

Yeah.

Have you ever thought of, like, Team Skate?

What's that? Right. It's a really high -quality porn website.

Oh.

Porn? I don't ever watch that, but... Somebody was.

It must have been my stepson.

So now I'm going to have to... I told you. I know. I just didn't want to

it because... I just want to think he's a good boy, you know?

Voice will be voice.

I guess so.

But I'm going to have to put some kind of...

antivirus to clear it up. It's not going to take really that long.

Okay, how long? I think you said an hour earlier?

Yeah, maybe a little more.

It depends on how long you've waited with the virus.

We just opened the computer this morning, so... Well, when's the last

were on it?

I was on it... Well, today was the first day I was on it. My stepson had it

before that, so it was all him.

So it could be a week?

Yeah. Not a month, though, right?

It was probably about two weeks, I would say, yeah.

So, yeah, it's probably going to take longer than an hour.

Oh, well, I mean, I have all day. Yeah, if you can fix it, then you could stay

here as long as you can.

All right, well, you could start by changing some of your passwords.

Okay. If you want to put it up for me, I can do that.

I would just start with your email.

Because you don't know if that Nigerian prince got a hold of him. That's the

last thing you want. Yeah, honestly.

No, I can't believe that it was warmth, of all things.

He's such a little pervert.

I'm doing this right, correct?

Yeah, it should be fine.

Okay.

I'm going to

have

a serious talk with him after this.

Yeah, let him know. I'm telling you, Team Skeet.

I will definitely mention Team Skeet that you keep talking about, but...

No, she looks like that.

Yeah, they all are.

I guess at some point in time they do look like that, don't they?

No.

There is so many.

So many. It's like not even funny. I did not know I had this much stuff on this

computer. Well, hopefully you didn't get them all.

Yeah, and that's what I'm worried about. I'm just like, I hope you didn't get

into things that I needed for work.

Let me know when you're finished and I'll have Emma change hairs.

Okay.

I think.

So oblivious to this machine, it's not even funny.

Okay.

Don't feel stupid, though. Everybody falls through that.

I mean, it's just, I don't know.

I was so hopeful that he was going to be a good boy. I'm done, so if you want to

let her do hers now.

There we go. I think I did everything right. If you want to look it over.

Yeah, let's do it.

I don't know.

Yeah? And then that, too, and then I'll find over there.

Okay. Yeah, should be good.

Cool. My turn? Yeah, go ahead.

Do you think that you have, like, enough passwords that you can think of to fill

all those?

I can't believe this boy.

I'm so glad they sent you out, you know. I knew he was downloading stuff.

It's bad.

I didn't think he was. I was very, like, hopeful that he was just doing his

homework and, you know, maybe chatting with friends a little bit, but not porn.

Boys. I know.

He needs to be more like you.

You know, like, the whole stepdaughter.

messed up something with your father.

I know it was hard on him, but it was hard on both of you.

Yeah. You showed a lot more resilience to it, and you're such a good girl. I'm

so proud of you.

Thank you.

Are you going to be okay on there?

Doing all that? Like, you don't need toilet paper or anything?

I think I just have one more.

Okay. That's good.

I don't know how I'm going to bring this. up to him at all.

Like, oh, you were, I found out you were watching porn because I had to call an

IT guy over to fix the computer, you know? Mm -hmm.

Maybe since you guys are, you know, related, you guys can talk about it a

bit more. Like, you can bring it up and then I can kind of jump in and step on,

like, oh, by the way, you're in trouble now.

Okay, I hope you... I don't know. Well, it's not really that big of a deal.

It's not?

No. Like, it can be fixed?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, then that's... If you want to save yourself the embarrassment of

talking to him about it, then I wouldn't even say anything.

Okay, then if that's the case, then we can do that because I would hate to make

it awkward between all of us, you know?

We just want to be one big happy family and no problems with our computers.

Yeah. Yeah.

So it says about 15 % done right now.

Well, that's going pretty fast.

Wasn't expecting that. Well, it always starts fast.

You know when you download something and it always seems to be stuck at 99?

Yeah. Yes, I do.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I hope it just continues to go like this. It's great,

you know? And then we can finish what we were doing later and we can end up

cooking and all that other stuff. We're planning on it. Plenty of time. Yes.

I'm just in awe.

Watching this is amazing.

You are so good at what you do.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

I wish you could teach us while you're here.

That way, you know, we don't need necessarily to have all these problems

computer all the time. We know how to kind of fix them.

I'm sure we'll call you at some point in time again.

Well, I'm going to put an ad block on it, too.

Oh, and what does that do?

Pretty much any pop -ups.

Like with the form of dust? Like the spam, yeah. The Nigerian prince. The

prince. Okay.

Okay. No, he won't be offering any more diamonds or crystals.

Well, they sound good, but they're fake. Mm -hmm.

Wow.

You know, are you feeling okay? Can I possibly get you anything?

I could use the water, maybe.

Okay, no problem. You're working so hard.

I'm going to keep him some company and he can show you some computer stuff and

I'll grab a water.

Yeah. All right.

I'll be right back.

So how long have you been doing IT?

Just a few years now.

Yeah?

Yeah, I don't really care for it too much. It's not really challenging.

Oh, but you're good at it.

Well, I don't know about that.

It's just, you know, when you do something for a while, it gets boring.

Yeah.

Everything that I do.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, but all you have to do is, like, go to college for two years.

I don't know. That's a lot.

No, it is, but just go and party, you know? You don't have to show up to class

or anything.

That's true.

I don't know. Is there anything else they could do in the computer field?

Like, not IT?

Um... I don't know. I was just naming... Like, IT is, like, the easiest you can

do. You could do, like, programming and coding and stuff like that, but...

Is that harder?

Yeah. I don't want to mess with it.

Oh.

Well...

Does your job pay good?

It pays enough, you know.

I'm not a millionaire, but I'm not homeless either.

It's just so expensive here.

So that's your stepmom?

Yeah.

How do you like her? She's nice?

Yeah. I get along great.

Super nice.

I feel bad that she fell through the scam, though.

Yeah, I mean, I've fallen for the Pam, but... It's... And I

don't see a diamond necklace on you, so I guess it would scan?

Yeah, sadly, but that's okay. I'm sorry, everybody falls for that at least

once.

I wasn't too hopeful, so...

So do you have any other...

Place to go after this?

Yeah,

this is the last house I have to go to.

But after that, I don't know, I'll probably just hang out and relax.

What about you? You mentioned something about cooking with your... Yeah, we're

going to make some cookies.

Ooh, that sounds good.

Yeah.

You have to let me take some home.

We'll see.

I'd love to.

Thank you for helping us today.

You're so smart.

So,

How can I make sure that that doesn't happen again?

My stuff doesn't have another virus.

Well, I would just recommend really just, you know like when you look up a

website and it says security risk?

Mm -hmm.

Anytime you see something like that, it's best if you just leave it.

Oh, okay. So just exit out the website?

Yeah, don't even go on it.

Because half the time you're going to be in the same situation.

Yeah.

But I'm going to put an ad block on it, too.

So you really shouldn't be getting any of those pop -up ads or anything.

Oh, okay.

Well, I don't know anything about computers, so... But maybe you should

your brother.

Yeah? Talk to him? Yeah, not Ashley, because... I don't know, if my mom

me doing something like that, I wouldn't want her to know.

Yeah. So if you guys are more close,

yeah, if you guys are more close, I would recommend that you just do it.

Hmm.

Well, I thought you said it wasn't going to hurt anything. Do I even have to

talk to him?

No, but if you don't want him doing it again, you know, I might mention

something. You don't have to be direct. You could just be like, hey, be careful

what you do.

Because the computer, we had to call this IT guy.

Mm -hmm. Just be subtle about it.

You don't have to call him out.

Okay.

So I don't mean to be unprofessional or anything, but do you have a boyfriend?

Yeah, I do.

How long?

Like a year now.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So... Kind of, period?

Um, yeah, we're pretty serious.

Mm -hmm.

Any plans on being with him, like, long -term?

I mean, I hope so, if he wants to.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

That's good, I guess.

What about you? Do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't...

I don't like being tied down.

Oh.

You know, someone on your back all the time.

Yeah.

I'm not saying that your boyfriend's like that, but... Here you go, Tyler.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

So did you guys figure out some more stuff with the computer?

Yes, he's so smart. He taught me so much. Did he?

Yes. Aw. He's smart. He taught me so much. The green is black.

Do you have to fix it again?

Yeah. Sorry, I was just spacing out for a minute. Oh.

That's fine.

So, what exactly do you think needs to happen now?

Um, maybe just try from square one?

Okay.

I mean, that's what needs to be done.

You said he taught you a bunch of stuff?

Mm -hmm. Good.

He's so smart.

Oh,

yeah. You got me.

Yeah. That way you can show me some more stuff, too.

I'm extremely interested in learning about this, just for the simple fact

I don't know, that way I know exactly what's going on while he's on the

computer, you know? I can kind of check in on him.

It's just wild.

What all did he, well, what all did you show her?

Well, I just showed her, like I told her about the security screen.

Okay. So when you see something like that, that's the just not go on the

website. Okay. So I'll just avoid everything. Those little squares that

in the middle when I'm on the internet. Yeah. You don't, once you see those,

just get off the website completely. Okay.

I'll definitely do that next time. And that's what he told you too?

Yeah. Okay.

And he's putting an app on it.

Oh, and then will that make it to where those don't?

Yeah, they won't even come up. Oh, very nice. Then we don't even actually have

to worry about those. Yeah, that part's easy. It takes like five minutes.

Very cool. Very, very cool.

Oh, wow.

Seems to be moving. Yeah, I just had to restart it.

Now it should be fine.

Hmm.

You know, I could just pull up a video real quick.

Oh.

Sort of like a training one.

Oh, yeah. For us? Yeah. Okay.

It'll show you pretty much anything you want to know.

Awesome.

Super helpful. Thank you. Yeah, of course.

There you go.

Okay.

Kind of like at work when you watch the training videos before you go in. Okay.

Makes sense.

Yeah, you guys just watch it one at a time so that you each can really like

focus in on it. Okay.

Makes sense.

Always give 110 % when I'm watching something like that. That way I know I

it right.

And it's free too, so. Oh, even better.

So what about my stepson? Should I pull these videos up for him and show him

too? Yeah, that's, you know, it's hard for you. It takes like just a few

minutes, you know. Okay. Just like a quick rundown.

And I mean, I can always call you back over.

Yeah. Okay. Well, then that would be helpful as well.

Yeah, I'm pretty open the rest of the week, so.

Oh, even better.

Even better.

Because I know he comes back to town tomorrow, so.

Mm -hmm.

I like

that.

It's all colorful.

Mm -hmm.

I see, okay.

It's probably like halfway done right now, right?

Yep.

Oh, okay.

Okay, okay.

That's what he didn't do.

No, I don't think your son really did anything.

Okay. If I'm being honest.

He fell for every trick in the book.

He seems a little sneaky.

Just a little bit.

Not too bad, though.

Well, how old is he? Like 18?

Um, 18 and a half.

Same thing.

Yeah.

I'll open his ears.

The more I look, it gets like this. Mm -hmm.

Problem after problem after problem.

So that's all done.

Yeah.

Okay. I'll start it from the beginning for you, Ashley.

Oh, thank you very much.

You're very kind to Tyler. I appreciate all of your help today. Oh, yeah, no

problem.

Okay.

You know, watching this, it's literally self -explanatory. Yeah, it tells you

right from the start, too. You know how other, like, instructional videos, you

have to wait a couple minutes just for them to stop talking?

Yeah. Yeah, and then you're like, where's the point of this? Yeah.

This literally got right from the start.

Yeah, right from the start.

Yeah, exactly.

Straight to the point.

This is what we like.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't like to waste time, you know. I wasn't too bored.

No? Well, that's good.

Because then it keeps you focused.

Yeah.

Okay. And there's not too much reading. It's all video, which is great.

Yeah. Well, that's how I get distracted most of the time if I have to read some

long article. Yeah. Yeah, just watch a video.

It's very, very, very much better like this.

So now you're, it's almost done, right? Yeah. Like a minute left? Yeah, it's

like showing me all the pop -up blockers and stuff like that, which is, the

computer should just automatically come with you. I know.

Would have made it so much easier, right? Yeah.

All I wanted to do today was look up a recipe for cooking.

Mm -hmm.

And, who knew?

Well, if your phone's acting up too, I know how to do that.

Okay, well, luckily. Just for future references.

Luckily, my phone is okay. I don't do too much on it, though. It's a small

little phone. I love the computer, though.

It says that I

completed the tutorial.

Did you learn anything?

Yeah, I mean, it showed me all the pop -up blocker ads and stuff like that.

Now I know what to not click on.

Definitely no Nigerian concept.

No. Yeah. Okay, well, you could probably put that to the side. We're just

waiting on it to keep going. Okay. Well, that works.

Don't drop it.

Well,

now that that's done, what's next?

Well, now we just wait for the antivirus to be done.

Okay. But do you think you two could take a quick survey for me?

Yeah, absolutely.

It pretty much just, like, you tell my company.

How you did. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. It's one of those things, you know. You are

so sweet and so helpful that 100%. And that will help me get raises, you know.

That's what you need, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Well, do I do it on here?

Yeah.

Let me pull that out.

Yeah, and the survey is not too long. It's only like 110 questions.

Oh.

With written responses, so it's not, you know. Written 110?

Yeah, you just type the, there's like a minimum of, it's only like two -tenths

minimum.

I mean. So it's not anything. Anything to help you out. You were extremely

helpful today. Well, I appreciate it. I don't mind.

All right, so there it is for you.

Well, thank you.

Throw this right there.

Huh.

Yeah, just put whatever you're doing on it. Excellent. Okay.

Do you have, like, anything that you would want me to say about you?

Just say how helpful I was.

Just say how smart he is. Yeah, just say whatever you think would make me more

money. Okay.

Because that's all I really care about, if I'm being honest.

It's an adult thing. You know? You know, it makes the world a lot smoother.

Two sentence questions, correct?

Yeah, minimum.

The more, the better.

I think that your boss is going to give you the...

They get paid.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Yes, it would, wouldn't it?

Maybe then I could afford a house like this.

Yes, this was definitely expensive, let me tell you that.

But, what happens when you work hard?

And you two could both fill out the same

survey.

Oh, we can.

Yeah, I'm not going to make you sit here all day. Oh, it's totally fine. Like I

said before, we don't mind.

We really enjoyed your company, and you were super freaking helpful.

I mean, you taught us things about the computer that we would have never known

without you. So I do not mind writing this out for you, and I just hope that

your boss reads it and takes it into consideration for a raise.

What they ask around here is crazy.

What is your IT? What is my question?

This one, was your IT guy appropriate?

Like, why wouldn't he be appropriate?

Yeah. Honestly, like, what is he going to come in here and do some weird stuff

with you?

But that's like a common thought about IT guys for some reason, I think, that

just show up and do whatever we want.

Yeah, just fuck around, you know.

Okay.

But there is one question where it says, it straight up says, should our

employee get a raise?

Oh, a hundred.

And if you could just kind of like ham it up.

Absolutely. You know what I mean?

Absolutely. I mean, like I have reiterated so many times, like you've

so helpful here.

So I will tell your boss, if he doesn't give you a raise, I just won't.

Hire that company more and I'll just hire you as my personal IT guy.

Yeah, there you go.

It'd be nice to have him around every day, right? Helping us with all this

stuff.

Okay.

Wow.

I can't believe like this is going as fast as it's going.

I mean.

Yeah.

Do you want a brick?

Emma, do you want to fill in real quick?

Yeah. Okay.

There you go.

Okay. Let's see. I just.

Please.

Here.

Okay, so it started over for you?

For her?

Yeah. Okay.

That's okay.

Make sure you tell him real good that he was here helping us. Yeah.

That way, I mean, if Tuesday raise is going, you've got to for sure get a

all right?

I hope so. Yeah.

I mean, I would hope so.

Really hope your boss treats you well.

It depends on the day, really.

Yeah.

Hopefully today's a good day and he sees those and, woo, give Tyler a raise.

Extremely smart.

Answering all of our questions.

So do you like being an IT guy?

Eh.

Eh? Not really. I don't really.

It's not what I really want to be doing.

Oh, well.

Just pay the bills for now? Yeah, until I find something else to do.

Thanks, Ben.

At least you're doing something with your life and, you know, works your

pretty good, so.

Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty done with it. Like, the perks of the job are cool,

You're looking to make that money, aren't you? Yeah. That's what I thought.

not going to find it. I mean, if you guys give me, like, a good review, then.

Yeah, well, yeah, the best.

That's why we're taking the time to call this service for you.

A huge raise.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

I see.

A little bit of different questions on hers than mine.

Yeah, sometimes that comes out of order.

Okay. Makes sense. So she'll see the same ones you did, it's just going to be

farther down.

Ah, like in school when I tried to trick you asking the same question multiple

times different ways.

Yes. Get it.

I get it.

It's okay. They can't trick me. They're serving.

Right?

It's all about making Tyler look good.

You said you were going to bake some cookies today?

We were going to bake cookies and we were going to make some dinner. Still

haven't figured it out yet.

We're still in February.

That's right. That's what we were.

doing before you came over and you kind of need a computer for that i did yeah

but you know what it should be simple to find maybe you can stay for dinner and

we can make you something yeah i'd love to yeah i don't have much going on after

this anyway now we were your last house huh yeah that's what i thought yeah

that's good long day hopefully it ends exactly how you want it to you know

yeah we're getting there good good Oh, you know how I mentioned that I could

work on your phone, too? Yeah.

Did you change your password on those yet?

No. No.

I would recommend that.

Okay. Okay.

Let me go grab my phone, and I'll be right back.

So it's important for the slimmer folds?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Yeah, just figure it out.

Just in case.

Yeah. What do I do?

So what exactly do I go to here? Is it just the little weird symbol

thing right there? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Just remember what you saw in the video and you could figure it out. This would

be like a test.

Oh.

I'm going to give 110 % and I'm going to pass.

Now I'm trying to think of a good password to use.

Money.

Right, nobody would think about that.

Okay, that's a good one.

There we go.

Okay.

And you want me to change all the passwords? Yeah. Like on everything?

Oh, on everything.

I think I have an internet password, which is good.

Okay. And what's two -factor authentication?

I don't know.

I think that's all just a bunch of...

BS. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay.

Got it.

And should I put in my address and stuff like that at all? If you want to.

Okay. Hmm.

You have like, I still have like 69 questions left.

Are you getting there?

Huh. Okay, well, I have changed a bunch of passwords, but I still am

having to change more.

Don't forget all your books.

The main one, just for the simple fact that I don't want anybody getting

involved in that one.

I hate for all my friends to get deleted.

Oh yeah, don't let that.

Mm -mm.

So much on there.

Pictures and everything.

Okay.

Changed. Very good.

I don't want that. No, no.

And will these be the same as the ones in the computer, pretty much just kind

like coexisting with each other?

Yeah, it's like, they do have the same account.

Oh, okay.

I'm definitely not letting your brother use my phone ever.

Don't. Ever.

Because from what I read out of that, or seen out of that video, you know,

there's more pop -ups on the phone than there is anywhere else.

I would hate to not have my phone messed up.

No, exactly.

That's my main source of connection with people.

Am I doing this right?

Yeah, you're fine.

Mm -hmm.

Well, I feel I've almost got all of them, but

they keep popping up.

What's that? I couldn't catch what you were saying.

Oh, actually, I was trying to get all of them, but, you know, the season's so

long. Right.

And I keep finding new ones.

I don't know.

It's just wild.

Well, you know, I really, really,

I always forget my passwords. Is there a way where I can

save the password to my phone? I think so.

Why don't you tell them?

I didn't show it in the video on how to save the password, but I think, oh, it

asked me just no, never mind. Yeah, try that. Cool.

That's perfect.

It's going to be so protective at the end of this. The computer too, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

As long as you listen to the video and everything like that.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sure I am done with all of these. There we go.

Here, I'll take that.

Not really. It turns off on everything, doesn't it?

Yeah. Well, that's good. It's like rebooting. Yeah, it should be

Okay. And then it'll be off it. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. Well, that's good.

It didn't take very long.

Mm -mm.

Hmm. Well, now I can look up that recipe.

What were you guys thinking for dinner?

Spaghetti.

That sounds good.

Yeah? Yes.

And then there's garlic bread. Oh, well, there will be garlic bread.

Lots of garlic bread.

I'm sitting here envisioning that.

I'm so hungry.

I mean, I could make homemade bread.

Homemade bread?

Yeah. It's been so long since we did that.

I'll help you.

Okay.

Sounds like fun.

I just need to find a good recipe for the bread.

I'm sorry to interrupt. Yeah.

Since we just worked on your phones, do you think that you could do the same

survey? On our phones? Yeah.

I would do it twice.

Say that you were the customer from the previous house, because I don't think

that I... Oh, the previous houses, they were rude?

Yeah, they really didn't like pretty much anything I was doing.

You are so helpful, Tyler. I don't understand people these days.

Some people just don't get it.

So, so rude.

Okay.

Do you want me to go back to the same website that it was on? Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

Oh, geez.

This is so much nicer on the phone.

Oh, so much easier.

Honestly.

Okay.

No, no, no.

He was most helpful.

What did you do with their house?

So I know how to, like, word it.

I mean, pretty much same thing. Like their computer?

Yeah.

But it just took a little bit longer. Like, I don't know what the big deal was

about. Right.

Well, some people are just, what's the word?

I can't.

It's just so rude for absolutely no reason.

Tyler was great.

Oh, no.

There's that weird question again. Was he inappropriate at all? No, Tyler was

not inappropriate whatsoever.

There's a lot of, let's pick all the same things.

They're always trying to say inappropriate.

But see, is that the thing? Like our IT, like you said, IT guys are like gnomes.

Yeah, for whatever reason.

That is so weird.

I just don't get it.

What so ever.

Hmm. You have been nothing but kind and professional to us.

That makes sense.

Smartest IT guy I've ever met. Honestly. And the way you explained everything.

Right. Yes.

100%. Five stars.

Yes.

Okay.

This says, oh, should my employee deserve a raise?

Absolutely. He was.

One day helped so much

Your boss is

definitely gonna give you a raise because We have filled out four surveys

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

You should get a huge raise.

I do think so.

I do I do.

I was so nervous. all of my years.

Right.

Well,

I appreciate it, ladies.

Of course, and we appreciate all your help, you know?

Wow.

And you have somebody do this for you every single time you go to their house?

Well, I mean, if I've satisfied the customer, yeah.

You've definitely satisfied us. If not, um, I'm not telling them to go anywhere

near that.

I guess, yeah, that's a good idea, because then they could put the

that's never any good. And then you just, you know. No.

A

question.

I'm on question.

127. What about you?

I'm 121. Oh, we're right next to each other.

And you were right. The phone is so much easier. Like, it just gives you the

buttons to push instead of having to type everything out.

They ask a couple questions to type. That's so sad.

Oh, good job, Tyler.

Yeah.

You guys understand that one? Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Like I said, the questions go by really fast, luckily.

Especially on the phone.

Yeah, so is there anything after this survey?

Um, no, not that I can think of. I mean, we'll check your computer, see if

that's all fixed.

Okay. You're going to scan like one more time or something like that?

Yeah, just a click.

That'll be enough.

Well, I just finished, and I made sure I put in there that you were extremely

helpful, and...

And you used my name, right? Absolutely.

Yeah, so they knew who it was.

Absolutely.

Okay, just one question then.

I mean, how many reviews have you had today other than that?

No, you guys are the first.

Oh, what? So, I mean, technically, four.

Yeah. Because you both did two each. Right. Yeah. From the last house,

supposedly, from the last house. Yeah.

I can't believe they wouldn't do the survey for you. You're so sweet.

Well, I had to ask them to.

Oh, well, yeah. Okay.

She don't want that bad student. Right.

I'm trying to make money, not lose it.

You know, I'm seriously considering hiring you.

Just personal. Yeah. You should.

After everything today, I mean, I'm going to have to talk to my husband

first, but I think that'll...

I think that he'll understand where I'm coming from with that and what the IT

guy wants, too. Yeah, I don't see why not.

Well, is there anything else that we need to know about today?

I'm just going to do a quick virus scan real quick.

Oh, you do? Then I'll be able to figure out what's what. Okay, you can do

whatever you need to.

And the virus scan is just another one of those little things to make sure that

there's nothing else wrong with it? Yeah.

Okay, cool.

I'm just so glad today has almost come to an end, you know? I know, I just want

to cook already.

Right? And then we can relax and sit down and enjoy a nice evening together.

Yeah, I agree.

So this bread that we're going to make.

Yeah. You want a garlic bread?

Yes. Okay, I can do garlic bread.

And you've been wanting to help, right?

Yes. Okay, cool.

So, I know we need to let the dough rise for, I don't know, like an hour or

something beforehand.

Yeah, so, like an hour. We need like an hour.

An hour? An hour, just for the dough to rise. We don't even cook it yet.

Oh. Yeah, so it's going to take a little while. We'll probably have to get

started pretty soon.

Oh, I forgot about the cookies.

We still have to find a recipe for those snacks.

What do you think of chocolate chip or peanut butter?

Let's do, like, chocolate chip and caramel.

Ooh, that sounds good. I don't think we've ever made those before.

Yeah, that would be really good.

Maybe we could do, like, caramel inside.

Yes. Mm -hmm. That sounds so good.

Yeah. Take pictures.

Almost like a Snickers cookie. Yes. Kind of.

Yes, definitely take some pictures. Yeah.

Oh, man.

This is going to be a good night.

Wow.

I'm still thinking about... what I'm going to add to the spaghetti sauce.

Because honestly, it takes a lot to get it right. I know some people add sugar.

Yeah. Which, I mean, that's okay.

Add sugar.

Do you? Yes. Okay, so we should have some Italian sausage. I love sausage.

yes. Some nice, big, fat, juicy sausages.

Yes. Right on top.

Maybe some onions.

Are we doing homemade sauce?

We're going to do homemade. We're going to do homemade. noodles if you want to.

Oh, okay.

Like I said, it's going to take a little... The noodles take two seconds

cook, I promise.

Oh, okay. Sounds easy.

A tedious process, rolling them out and cutting them and all that other stuff.

Yeah. Yeah.

Probably, like, fun.

Well, I don't know.

It's getting pretty close to dinner time, though.

I don't know if I'll have enough time to make them.

Yeah, we can do it still. Even if it's late. It's okay. It'll be fine. Yeah. I

know. Just put on a movie.

Oh, we can put on music, too. Yeah. And just hang out in the kitchen and do some

girly stuff and forget about the boys tonight.

My brother's not even home yet, so that doesn't really matter.

Good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

Sounds like fun. What movie do you want to watch later?

Hmm. Maybe a scary movie?

Oh, you like scary movies? Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. Okay.

Hmm. And we can have some popcorn.

Yes. Yeah.

Now we're just going to go all out tonight and just hang out afterwards,

we? Good.

We got the computer fixed.

We got our phones fixed.

And protected.

Yes. And I possibly have a new IT guy.

Personal IT guy.

Once this dinner's done and dessert's done, 100

% the best day.

Yeah. And I'm glad I get to spend it with just you.

Me too. Well, I mean, Tyler was here, but he was going to be texting.

stop working.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Hmm. No plans yet?

Not yet.

Let's just hope that nothing goes wrong with the computers again.

We have to have Tyler come back and spend all day doing

all this stuff again. Granted, it was fun.

by the pool or something with you.

Yeah, that'd be fun.

And we could just... I need a tan.

Oh, yes, me too.

Yeah. And just, honestly, tomorrow's a lazy day, so I think that's just what we

should do. We should just hang out and make the boys cook tomorrow.

Yeah. They can go through all the drama of having to find a recipe and whatnot.

We had a hard day today.

It was.

It was hard, but easy, and it, like, I don't know, it was smooth, but... We

busy.

We can make margaritas, too.

Yes, that'll be fun.

Keep us busy all throughout the day.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Maybe, even maybe, we can get together with some girls

and, like, we can go swimming here, or we can even go out to lunch before.

Since the guys are going to make dinner, we can go out to lunch before. Yeah.

A little shopping date.

Maybe my friends can come.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That would be mine. That would be so much more. The more, the merrier.

I'll tell them. And it looks beautiful outside today, so I bet you the weather

would be even better tomorrow. Yes.

Hanging out.

It's nice.

I do think that we should make some lemonade.

Because if we're going to be outside all day tomorrow, it's going to be kind of

hot.

I mean, other than the margaritas, we need something non -alcoholic to drink.

Homemade lemonade? I've never made that before. Yeah, we'll go down and we'll

ask the neighbors if we could have some lemons.

Oh, okay.

And then we'll do that.

Okay, that'll be fun.

Yeah.

I'm so excited to cook with you.

Me too. Yeah?

I'm so hungry.

Such a long day. I know. Once the computer stuff is done, then we'll be...

Good to go. Yeah.

Got to run that one last little thing for it. It should be done right now,

actually. You think so? Yeah.

Huh. Do you want me to? Yeah, I'm going to check. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Here you go.

Nice.

Okay.

And then, so, what happens, you know, after this?

Then you should be fine.

Okay.

It works so beautifully now. Wow, look how smooth it is.

We can definitely make a recipe. Thank you.

Yeah, just put your billing information in.

You want our billing information?

Yeah, like credit card number and social security.

Oh, okay.

And every tech company.

After the thing, so. Okay, well, that's really good to know because I was like,

oh, okay.

Yeah.

Well, I think

that all got done correctly, correct? Yes, this confirmation will

be emailed to you.

Perfect.

Well, all right.

Get out of here. You have a nice rest of your day. Okay, you too.

Thank you for all of your help. We really appreciate it. Yeah, no problem.

I mean, garlic bread and cookies.

Yes.

Does that look like a good result? That one looks good.

Do we have one of those back?

You like that one?

Yes. Okay, cool. I think that one looks so good.

I know. I'm so glad the computer's working again.

I know.

He was so sweet.

He was. He was so nice.

I really hope that they get that boy raised.

I really hope he comes back over.

Yeah? Yeah. I mean, we can always drop the computer.

Oh. Good idea. I mean, he is an IT guy.

We should.

Those cookies.

He was such a nice boy.

Yeah, he really was. I would totally fuck him. What? Sir?

What? Oh my gosh.

There you go.

Don't make me have to call the IT guy for this. You're going to get her.

I mean, I wouldn't mind.