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Thank you. Now, I'm not falling for that
scam.
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You can suck a piece of ice when we get
home.
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What about getting tickets for Mamma
Mia?
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I've heard they force you to like it.
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I'd rather be lured into a vat of
boiling oil.
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You never want to do anything with me.
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I'm sick of staying at home all the
time, watching you decompose.
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It's like living with a puddle of skin
and two teeth.
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So glad you stopped by again without
calling first, Vi.
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Still nothing from your husband?
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No word from Jasper.
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But I did talk to some of his ex -wives
and apparently he disappears quite
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frequently. So that's a bit of
encouraging news.
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And how many ex -wives does he have, Vi?
How many would you think is a lot?
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More than two.
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Well, multiply that by three and add
one.
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Let's not talk till he gets back.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hello, Ash. Hello, Jess.
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And how are the lovebirds?
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Great. Living together is amazing.
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And we've been doing loads of fun
things.
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Oh, I wonder what that's like.
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We had fun just yesterday. I cut that
growth off your neck with the nail
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clippers.
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Aren't you the most adorable couple I've
ever seen?
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It's official.
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I'm in love with the two of you.
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Jess, darling, would you mind grabbing
me a tissue?
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Sure.
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She seems clingy and desperate and not
right for you.
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We'll talk later.
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Thank you, darling.
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We're actually going to be taking a
ballroom dance class together.
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Oh, I've been dying to do that. How have
I been dying to do that, Freddy?
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Well, I know you've been dying. I can't
speak to the rest of it.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Ballroom dancing?
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With that?
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I'll pass.
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I want to go, Freddy.
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Then go with Violet. She doesn't have
anything else to do.
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Oh, yes, Stuart, it'll be such fun.
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I don't want to go with Violet.
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Oh, all right.
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Come on, Freddy.
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My mother's learning ballroom dancing in
prison, and she loves it.
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Your father was in prison.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, they're both in prison.
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Don't look so surprised. It's not that
weird.
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Is it?
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It's really fucking weird.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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Just don't tell people we're a couple.
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I don't want everyone to know that I've
settled.
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Great. We're all set.
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So am I going or not?
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Hello, all you gorgeous people.
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I'm Antonio St.
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Alexis, and I'll be your instructor.
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Now, are you ready to dance?
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What's your name, young man?
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Ash. No, I was talking to him.
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Oh, I'm Stuart.
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Move over, Ash. Not everything's about
you.
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Do you mind if I put my hands on your
hips? Can they reach that wide?
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Now I want you to sway to the beat.
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Do you mind if I have a go next?
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Of course. Get up here, gorgeous.
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Don't do anything too bizarre.
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Is it all right if I put my hands on
your hips? Let me save you some time.
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can put anything anywhere.
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Did you see me?
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No, I must have missed it. I was too
busy trying to claw my eyes out.
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I'm not sure I'm getting it.
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Like this.
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I'm not certain.
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But I'm glad there are no children
present.
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Why are you both here, anyway?
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Stuart invited us. He phoned and started
talking about suicide again. I didn't
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know what else to say.
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Thank you, darling.
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Now, let's see how you all dance with
your partners.
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What about you?
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Yes, you.
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Oh, now me.
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And who's that gorgeous creature with
you?
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That's my girlfriend, Jess.
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Don't touch her.
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Hi. Don't listen to him.
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We totally don't think you're creepy.
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Let's see what you sexy little gumdrops
can do.
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Jeff. Jeff.
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There's something I've been wanting to
tell you.
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Yes?
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I really feel like I'm falling in... Oh,
shit!
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Sorry.
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You stood on it really hard.
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You're kind of being a baby.
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There's blood coming through my shoe.
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Are you crying?
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No.
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All right, who's next?
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I'd love to go next. The net I've
already gone, in which case, how did I
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This is all your fault. Come on, dear.
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You're very good, Penelope. Thank you,
and so are you, Robert.
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Robert? But we've always danced
wonderfully together. Do you remember
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wedding, Robert?
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Yes.
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Yes, I do. It was so beautiful.
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It was.
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It's all right, you two.
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Wrap it up.
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Okay, show us what you got, boys.
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You be the woman.
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Is it that needed saying?
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And you be the nasty bitch.
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You're doing it wrong. No, I'm not.
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All right, I'm going to stop you.
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You're doing it wrong. Yes, I told you.
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No, you're doing it wrong.
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Would you mind stepping out so I can
show you how it's done?
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He doesn't mind.
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Get lost.
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It's like this.
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One, two, three. One, two, three. Ten. I
never knew Stuart danced so
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beautifully.
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My, yeah.
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He's very good.
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Isn't he, Freddy?
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You're just like a Stuart answered the
phone.
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Is this arsehole ever going to pick me?
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I can't remember when I had such a good
time. People seemed to really... Enjoy
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my dancing.
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I didn't think I was that good, but I
suppose I was.
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Antonio wouldn't say it if it wasn't
true, would he? Although, maybe, he was
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just being nice.
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But... Ash, would you do me a favour and
throw that lamp at Stuart? I can't
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reach it.
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You're just upset because Antonio said
you were awful.
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But that ridiculous...
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And what was he, anyway? Gay?
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Straight? Who could tell the way he was
carrying on? And I refuse to believe
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there's such a thing as a bisexual.
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Oh, he's definitely straight.
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He just sent me this.
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Oh, my.
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And this.
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Is that his arm?
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No.
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I think we're dating.
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You have a husband.
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Or something.
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I think it's time I went on with my
life. But I'll go slow.
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I don't want to give him the wrong idea.
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Jess, would you mind taking a topless
photo of me in the kitchen later?
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Only if you take one of me next.
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I like you.
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I'm so glad you two are friends.
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Well, I hope you've got this all out of
your system, Stuart, because we are not
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going back to that class.
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What are you talking about?
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Watching you behave like a whore
entertaining his sailors on leave.
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It's not my idea of a good time.
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You're just jealous because I was better
at something than you were. That's
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ridiculous. The only thing you're better
at than me is shrinking.
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It's late. Perhaps we should go home
now, Jess.
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Oh, can't we stay for a few more
minutes?
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I've never seen them really go for it.
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It's quite fun.
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I'm not going back to that class. Fine.
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Then I'll go without you. God forbid we
should ever do anything as a couple.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to make
sure Balthazar's glass eye didn't fall
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into his water bowl again.
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Oh, he just sent me another photo.
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What are we looking at?
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I cooked you dinner. It's in the oven.
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And what tasteless piece of inedible
cardboard do I have to look forward to
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evening? Did you boil a chair cushion?
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No, I'm glad it fell on the floor.
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If you need anything, call.
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I have my mobile with me. Don't worry
about me. This is the first time I've
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alone in this flat in 50 years. Now I
can finally change the locks.
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Oh, and there's some shit I need you to
cut out of Balthasar's fur.
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What's Freddy doing tonight, Stuart?
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Oh, he's probably home, sitting on the
sofa and bitching.
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Although I can't be certain. I'm only
going by 18 ,250 nights of experience.
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Wow. Can you imagine being with somebody
that long?
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I can.
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Jess, there's something I've been
wanting to tell you. Oh, hold on.
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I think I might be falling. Oh, shit!
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
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My teeth feel funny. Let me see.
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Oh.
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They look fine.
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Ew.
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Now, as you all know, next week is our
competition night.
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But remember, it's a celebration of all
your hard work and not a competition.
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Then maybe change the name.
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Has anybody... seen Violet?
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Oh, sorry, so sorry, I'm late.
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Oh, so, so sorry.
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I was at the supermarket and there was a
very
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long queue.
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Yes, Violet was at the supermarket and I
saw her there and we came to class
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together.
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I wasn't at the supermarket.
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Yeah, I know.
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Stuart and Violet, would you like to
start?
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I wanted to go first, Robert. I'm sorry,
my dear. Next time.
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You're a weak man, Robert, and you've
always been a weak man.
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Jesus Christ, now I get it from her,
too.
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Is that you?
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Well, who the bloody are you to think it
is?
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Well, I suppose I haven't heard your
constant beuling for so long I've
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what it sounded like.
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What do you want, Freddy?
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Well, I'm just calling to find out where
we keep the tea.
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It's impossible to know where you hide
everything.
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It's in the cupboard by the sink.
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Oh, I looked. I couldn't find it.
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You didn't move everything around before
you left.
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I have to go, Freddy.
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Don't you dare hang up on me.
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I'm all right, in case anybody was
wondering.
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Yes, I piled the tea.
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Great. Is that it?
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No, just one more thing.
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How do you make tea?
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Balthazar, stop licking that spot,
please.
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It's disgusting.
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Oh, you're home.
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What a novelty.
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Now at least I won't have to go on a
treasure hunt to find a spoon.
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Everything is where it's always been.
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And you're the one who decided he didn't
want to come to dance class.
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Yes, because I'm not a 12 -year -old
girl.
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Are you going to come watch me at our
competition night? We even get to wear
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special costumes.
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I hope mine doesn't have too many
sequins, but at the same time a lot of
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sequins.
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Pencil me in for a no, and I'll get back
to you if anything changes.
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Fine.
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If you don't want to spend time with me,
I'll just continue to do things without
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you. I want to spend time with you, just
not in the same room.
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Well, we can start now.
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I'll be upstairs.
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Good.
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Hey, stop licking your balls!
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Well, you're all...
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Where's Stuart?
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No idea.
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I can't even remember the last time I
saw him.
254
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,660
Can I talk to you about something,
Freddy?
255
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880
Yes, of course.
256
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,360
Would you like a drink?
257
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,820
I'd love one. Get one for me, too.
258
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960
What about Jack?
259
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,060
I think I'm in love with her.
260
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,060
Have you told her?
261
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840
Not yet.
262
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,190
Every time I try, I keep getting
injured.
263
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,710
And today I'd spend all afternoon at the
dentist.
264
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,450
I went to the dentist once. The whole
thing is a scam.
265
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:49,850
I've never felt this way before, and I
need some advice.
266
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,050
And I don't want to talk to my parents
about it. Because they're both in
267
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:57,070
No, because I don't feel as close to
them as I feel to you.
268
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,470
So how can I help?
269
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,650
I'm not sure.
270
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:07,370
All I know is I can't imagine being
without her. And you really feel that
271
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,110
Yeah.
272
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,110
I don't know what to do.
273
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:14,030
Seems to me the answer is right in front
of you.
274
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:18,690
You're right.
275
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,450
I'm going to ask her.
276
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:22,490
Excuse me for a moment.
277
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,630
Hey, Balthazar.
278
00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:31,430
What are you doing there, eh, matey? Oh,
you're a dirty dog.
279
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:32,870
Dirty, dirty dog.
280
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,650
There's something I want to give you,
Ash.
281
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,950
It's my mother's wedding ring.
282
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:41,810
I want you to have it.
283
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,450
Ready.
284
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,950
I don't know what to say.
285
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,510
Thank you.
286
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,970
You're welcome.
287
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,110
What's all that?
288
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,730
My mother.
289
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,720
Don't you all look gorgeous this
evening?
290
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,720
Is everyone excited for a competition
night?
291
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,319
Yes.
292
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,099
This glass has really made me more
outspoken.
293
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:23,180
Is Freddie not coming?
294
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400
No.
295
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,240
Are you all right, darling?
296
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,358
Yeah, of course.
297
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:31,260
Is my costume too tight? It feels way
too tight.
298
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,640
No, it's perfect.
299
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,480
I didn't realise you were circumcised.
300
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,820
Are you OK?
301
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,500
You seem nervous.
302
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I'm great.
303
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,220
What are you up to?
304
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880
You'll see.
305
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,500
Stand up straight, Robert.
306
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,840
Yes, dear. And be more personable today.
307
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,440
I'm trying, dear.
308
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640
Try harder.
309
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,240
Stuart and Violet, would you like to
begin?
310
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,220
You can sit the rest of us out there.
311
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,060
What are you doing, Freddy?
312
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,440
And where did you get that outfit?
313
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,900
This from when I was in Cats.
314
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,800
Yes, I could do it, short notice.
315
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,720
You wanted to do something as a couple,
sir.
316
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,240
Here I am.
317
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,500
Well, it's too late.
318
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,920
Why do you always find it so hard to
show that you care?
319
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,300
I show, but in my own way.
320
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,400
You know, by calling you fat.
321
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,760
Well, that's just not good enough.
322
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,200
Don't you dare dance off without me.
What was all that about?
323
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,460
Oh, it's just Freddy being Freddy.
324
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,580
He'll never change.
325
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,360
Your lip's bleeding.
326
00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,880
I forgot to take the horns out.
327
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,580
You're dancing beautifully, Penelope.
328
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,080
I want a divorce.
329
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,100
feels wrong back there.
330
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,100
You were all incredible tonight.
331
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:03,920
According to my judges' scores, the
winners are Stuart and Violet.
332
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,360
What judges?
333
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,760
There are no judges.
334
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,740
Can I have everyone's attention for a
minute, please?
335
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,300
I have something I want to say and I
want the whole world to hear it.
336
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,700
Well, the whole world's already seen it.
337
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,260
Jessica Foster.
338
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,200
Will you marry me?
339
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,340
Oh, Ash.
340
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:37,640
I don't think... I don't think I'm in
love with you.
341
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440
I'm so sorry.
342
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,360
Oh, Ash.
343
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,740
I don't know what to do.
344
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,420
Seems to me that the answer is right in
front of you.
345
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,020
Stuart Bixby, will you marry me?
346
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,220
Yes.
347
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,140
Freddie Thornhill, yes.
348
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,620
I will marry you.
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