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The infinite frontier.

This is the captain's log of the starship Venus.

Our mission, an expedition to the planet of the dawns.

The purple planet.

Our intention is to land one of our own people among the Dons.

This was a mission calling for an heroic volunteer.

A surveyor who, looking like them, living like them, would finally solve

mystery that has puzzled our own people since time immemorial.

This is the planet Don.

And this...

Our chosen landing site.

Tension mounts as our craft makes its final approach.

Now was the moment of commitment.

This was the moment for which so many had striven for so long.

impacted dock.

What's happened?

We have landed in uncharted sea, Commander.

Data bank advises immediate relocation to more arid conditions.

Bridge to engine room. Give me full power.

Stand by to launch surveyor.

Surveyor standing by.

Launch surveyor.

Let's run through your cover story.

Should any dom challenge you, you ought to reply, I am a writer.

I am 170 years old. My name is Mark Twain.

What is a Mark Twain?

It's a personal name. A label, like Vice President, the Red Lion, that sort of

thing. Now, can you see any doms?

One moment while I relocate.

All right, so are you.

Let's check you out.

Physical peculiarities listed here include a mustache.

Do you have one?

What does it look like?

Daughter Bank reports a mustache is a growth of superfluous bodily hair of

decorative nature.

Can you see it anywhere?

Oh, yes. There it is.

I've located mustache.

Good. You will find yourself endowed with the capability of picking us up.

Proceed, but...

Carefully.

I feel like a giant. You feel nothing. You have no sensory feelings of any

nature. Remember that. It's important.

Where shall I start?

You have full discretionary decision -making capabilities.

Within reason.

I'm inside dumb building.

I'm proceeding towards sound of noise.

I'm in dorm chamber.

There are doms here.

Are they friendly?

They do not notice me.

What are they doing?

I don't know. Shall I ask them? Let's not rush things.

Proceed with caution. The answer may emerge.

Excuse me.

One of them just spoke to me.

What did it look like?

Exactly like me.

Proceed to investigate dom activity.

I see another dom.

It is making itself wet.

Perhaps it is a cooling process.

Do you feel hot?

I have no feelings, remember?

Now I see two doms getting very hot.

They are so hot they are melting.

Do doms melt?

These are very curious creatures.

Be cautious at all times.

How does their appearance compare with yours?

They are all the same.

Wonderful. Everything's going according to plan.

Can you give me any information on these doms' behavior?

What are they doing?

They seem to be inspecting each other.

Can they be looking for something?

We have no information.

We will open a direct channel into data bank for you.

I've made further discovery of great scientific interest.

I've discovered DOM of differing configuration.

In what way does this DOM differ?

It is flatter in some places.

Also, its mustache seems to have spread up its front.

It has much more hair.

I cannot see very well from here.

Shall I approach?

Negative. It may be some form of mutation.

Poor devil.

What is that alarm signal? Have you been discovered?

I don't think so.

Does danger threaten?

Negative. Radiation level stable.

Come along, madam. We're close. I see doms covering themselves in loose skins.

Do you mind?

Everyone is in a great hurry, sir.

Well, come along, madam. It's time to get dressed.

Where are your clothes?

Honestly, they're everywhere these days.

You did have clothes, I suppose.

Oh, you must have, mustn't you? It's happened before, you know.

Doris! Yes?

Oh, Doris, come here.

Doris, it's happened again.

Somebody's nicked her clothes.

They've nicked her clothes. Now, call the governor. Tell him what's happened

ask him what we should do. Go on, go on.

Oh, dear.

Oh, and they've taken your handbag as well.

Oh.

Doris! Yes?

They've nicked her handbag and all.

Oh, and bring some shoes about size seven.

Seven? Now, don't you worry. Don't you worry. We'll find you something to get

home. We're insured, you see.

What does this dome mean by covered?

Dr. Back reports cover is a form of clothing.

We suggest they are referring to protective radiation shields of some

Cooperate.

Governor says to give her a fiver after till.

Exgratia -like.

And what is she supposed to wear, may I ask?

I don't remember you coming in.

are you?

Feel all right?

You don't look all right.

You look funny.

Well, of course she looks funny. So would you if you were left naked in the

middle of London?

Now, come on, dear, get this on. I think she's funny.

Oh, don't take no notice, love. Other arm in there.

Well, it's not much, but nobody's wearing much of anything these days.

chanson we wear them here.

Very pretty.

Very pretty.

There we go. Now, what you want... to do, you see, is you want to put in a

claim.

A claim, dear.

A claim for the insurance.

Do you understand me?

Well, you ask your daddy about it when you get home.

We've only got five, seven.

Come on then, we'll put your shoes on.

Sit down.

Oh,

there we go.

Oh, Doris, wrong foot.

Come on.

There we are.

Now, would you like us to call you a taxi?

Here you are. I expect you'll manage.

Right, there you are now.

Cheerio for now, dear.

Marlene, make sure this lady gets back all right.

See you soon again, I expect.

Oh, not too soon now. She's not all there, that one.

The covering appears to be in two main configurations.

The mutations wear tubes about their legs, while the others, like me, wear

canopy -like coverings.

Perhaps the mutations are dangerous and have to be identified.

Or perhaps they are simply of different tribes.

An atomic burst of energy appeared in female form. She investigated loving far

beyond the human norm. With a bang or two, she started being sexy all around.

And her flying saucers never left the ground.

She's the girl from Starship Venus She's arrived from outer space And she's

landed on our planet Just to watch the human race She's got turned on to

permissiveness Now keeps up with the pace She's the interstellar traveler of

love

When she first comes to this earth of ours, her old world left behind.

At least she'll be surprised with all the things that she will find.

The life we live, the joys we give, maybe she'll get to know what loving

before she has to go.

Can I help you, miss?

Can you tell me what these are?

Max, read us.

Preachers are magazines?

Preachers?

No, papers are magazines.

Read it, you know.

Preachers.

Oh, the girls.

The girls are models.

Models? For what are they models?

Photographers.

Hey, you wouldn't be interested in yourself, would you?

Oh, yes. I have an interest for everything.

Say.

Come in the back.

Lenny?

Here, I've got a chick here. Says she might be interested in doing some

modelling.

Oh, she is.

Otherwise I wouldn't be bothering you.

She's a bit dim, but well stacked.

Yeah, just the right combination.

Yeah?

All righty.

Your place at three, eh?

See ya.

Why

was

that man frightened of me?

Oh, him? Oh, take no notice.

He wants a fantasy woman, see?

Meaning the real thing in here frightened him a bit.

Don't worry. You just take this along to this address at three o 'clock

tomorrow, okay?

Three o 'clock? What is that?

The time.

You know, when the little Anne's on three and the big Anne's on twelve,

when Lenny will be expecting it.

Expecting it.

No.

Tell you what, you come back here and I'll take you round there myself.

About quarter to.

Quarter to?

Look, darling.

When the little hand's on three and the big hand's on nine. Got it?

Good.

You've got all our things you've got under there. You'll make a very good

of it.

Under here is a body, that's all.

Yeah. I thought people liked to see a lot of.

But if they like to see them, why do they cover them up all the time?

Foreign, are you?

Yes. Well, you come back at quarter to three.

Tomorrow, all will be made plain.

Don't wear yourself out in the meantime, love.

When she first comes to this earth of ours, her old world left behind.

At least she'll be surprised with all the things that she will find.

The life we live, the joys we give, maybe she'll get to know what loving

before she has to go.

Cause she's the girl from Starship Venus. She's arrived from outer space.

And she's landed on our planet just to watch the human race. She's got turned

to permissiveness. Now keeps up with the pace. She's the interstellar traveler

of love.

She's the interstellar traveler of love.

I've found illustrations of the different tribes. She's the interstellar

traveler of love.

I'm tubulous.

I'm proceeding to investigate.

This may be the source of the mystery.

There is a dom here.

It appears to be doing something secretive.

I shall approach and discover what.

What are you doing?

are that the mutated tubulars are frightened of the canopies.

It seems a subject worth pursuing.

An outside building of educational nature.

Again, I know that canopies tend to smile more than tubulars.

Obviously, they are the happy ones.

Stand by. I am about to enter.

How are you?

Johnny, it's nice to hear your voice all these miles.

How are you?

How are you?

I appear to be in large, darkened halls.

It is not unlike our own holograph halls.

Holoplay is displayed at one end of lecture hall and is, as I suspected, of

educational nature.

Most of the students appear to be asleep.

Can this be a form of sleep learning technique?

An approaching displayed image.

Are you there, son? Are you all right? You're breathing heavy. I was talking to

Mrs. Sedeman this morning, telling her about you and how well you're doing over

there. How are you, son?

Fine. You're working too hard. I expect you are. You usually do.

Listen, do you have any idea what's happening to Price these days?

Dumbs are two halves of the same being.

It seems so obvious.

Data Bank reports.

Negative, your theory.

Do you know, Mom, what's happening with prices?

Well, they're going up, that's what.

I was down at the supermarket. That's where I met Mrs. Bedeman. And do you

what they're asking for a good breast of lamb these days?

Are you eating regular, son?

You know how you miss out on meals. You know, look after yourself like you

should. Have more fun. I'm working all the time.

When are you going to bring home some nice girls for me to meet, huh?

You're missing some girls.

I know it's hard for you.

And God knows money doesn't go anywhere these days.

Are you there, son? Are you all right?

This is most interesting.

Physical differences between the two tribes now seem to be quite pronounced.

The tubular has a large probe.

Suggest probe may be some form of refueling equipment.

Keep strict observation.

All canopies observed so far have been refueled. Shall I require refueling?

is all new to us. We'll research starter back.

Hang up on Friday again.

friendly dom.

Has it got a probe?

I will try to find out soonest.

Confirm friendly intentions.

Are you monitoring subject?

Affirmative.

Subject body warmth rising.

Caution. His bodily systems are becoming agitated.

This dumb may be willing to reveal me.

How shall I proceed?

Suggest you follow procedure demonstrated in instructional hollow

Hello. Hello, are you there?

Sure, ma 'am, I'm here.

What's happening?

What's happening?

Oh!

We did a fantasy here.

You keep your filthy habits out in the street where they belong.

Dumb tubulars resent intrusion of canopies.

They become angry.

Can observe only one source of activity.

I'm proceeding.

I've discovered dumb being with heavily lined face.

What information have we on dumb diseases that might account for this?

Have no information on causative disease?

Direct daughter bank channel open.

Here.

Oh, thought it might be the manageress.

Who is that?

Right how she is. Turns me out.

Knows I've got... Nowhere else to go and all.

You stay here?

Sleep here.

Leastways. I try to.

Got a smoke on you, have you? Oh, I could do with a smoke.

Smoke?

Sleep?

Foreign, are you?

Yes. Should have thought a young girl like you could have found a man to take

you in.

It's us that's got no chance.

That's old ones.

Old?

What's that?

Like me, love.

Age.

That's what old age does for you.

Does it happen to everyone here?

Of course it does.

And then, one day, when you've been a good girl and not done all them things

wanted to do, you die.

So you take my advice.

Make the most of it while you've got it.

Here.

Hello, Ethel. You're awake late tonight.

You look younger every time I see you.

Here. She ain't got no place to sleep tonight.

Fancy helping her out, do you?

Is that right? You're looking for a kip?

Of course she is.

She's too shy to come out with it, that's all.

Go on.

You could fix her up, couldn't you?

Well, there's my couch.

Oh, I bet.

Here, give us some money for the smokes machine.

Oh, Ethel.

Oh, you're a gent.

She's going to die.

She'll hear you.

She already knows.

Of course she knows.

Just don't let her hear you say it, that's all.

Why not?

It's not the sort of thing we talk about.

But you are going to die too.

Blimey, you're cheerful, aren't you?

But it's true.

Go on, love.

You make the most of it.

You come in, then.

You must offer her too. Oh, you go on, love.

Don't you bother yourself about me.

I'm happy where I am.

Never off of me, this couch.

Still, I've got my strokes now.

Well, that's the couch there.

I'll put this away and get you a blanket.

in your other half?

She might have been.

We've split.

Was it painful?

Was a bit at the time.

Well, I've got over it now.

I would offer you me, but not yet, as it would shock you too much.

Yeah.

You're probably right.

Well, I'll see you in the morning.

Good night.

Where are you going?

Bed.

Don't worry, I won't come creeping back.

White shall be firm for old Athens.

Not many birds would bother.

Good night.

We will dematerialize you to a new location.

But there is no activity now.

It is night time. We are arranging a time slip. We will return you to

Does that mean I shall not see this dumb subject again?

It is an interesting subject. We will ensure that you are here when next it

wakes. Where shall I go now?

Stand by or return to yesterday.

This is interesting.

Dom machines seem to meet with invisible barrier at key points.

The machines come to stop, but I can find no physical barrier to their

Doms are deeply superstitious.

Suggest occasional pause may provide opportunity for meditation.

I'm inspecting Dom in machine.

To which tribe does it belong?

It's hard to tell.

It's sitting down.

This Dom breathes smoke.

Apparently it is overheating.

It seems frightened of me, so it must be a tubular mutation.

He drools at me.

I'm observing shop which sells dead birds.

What possible use is a dead bird?

I don't know, but they chop them up. Chop them up?

Is that how they kill them?

No, they burn them first.

What is the purpose of all this?

I don't know. They dispose of the pieces by putting them in their own bodies.

They put dead bird birds in their bodies?

I suggest it might have some ritual significance.

These doms are more primitive than we thought.

They keep present position at once.

I am observing a tubular mutation dom making a signal to one of those

He is getting in.

Do you know where they go?

We have no information.

Now I see doms of both tribes doing it.

I also note that the machines they stop are always black.

Will you attempt same?

Yes.

A similar black vehicle is approaching now.

This one has white ribbons on it.

It is stopping.

I'm approaching and will enter it.

Must be a friend of your mother

I'm

in assembly of doms of both tribes

They are putting things in their bodies again.

More bird birds?

It's hard to tell.

They are also pouring liquids into their bodies.

It seems some kind of ritual may be imminent.

I also notice that doms of both tribes are becoming quite friendly.

The mutation's fear factor seems to be diminishing. Don't let their docility

lessen your caution. These primitives can be unpredictable.

Well, who have we here, then?

In fact, I don't remember seeing you at the ceremony.

Ceremony? The churching, dear heart. The legalizing bit.

A lot of ritualistic rubbish in this day and age, if you ask me.

You're foreign, are you?

Parlez -vous français, peut -être?

Deutsch, then?

Habla?

Habla español.

Pinamar ruski.

Bloody hell.

Would this involve the burning of duck?

Sorry, what do you want?

The burning of duck. The ceremony you speak of.

Ducks.

Oh, I know what you mean.

I think we are now.

I like a bit of a spirit in a girl.

I'm talking about the wedding.

The old nuptials.

What is that? This wedding?

Oh.

Got it. Got it, yes.

Yes. Swedish.

Scandinavian, eh? Don't even know the meaning of the word.

Yes, it's the old love.

Honor and... Oh, baby.

Love? What is that?

My God.

Scandinavians, don't...

You beat about the bush, do you?

I have great interest with it.

As a matter of fact, so do I.

Let's say we sort of slip off for a touch of the noughties ourselves, eh?

I would be most interested.

Tell you what, when it looks as though they're going off on their honeymoon...

They're visiting the moon?

Bournemouth, actually, but it might as well be the moon for all they'll see of

it, yes, yes. You know what a honeymoon is, don't you?

Oh, that's the best bit.

But naturally, you don't get to go along on that.

I would find it most interesting.

So would I.

Who goes on this honeymoon?

Oh, well, most of the bride and groom.

Stand up straight.

Dear, it's showing.

If I were to seek permission, would I be allowed to accompany them to their

moon?

Well, why not ask them?

I will.

Put in a word to me while you're at it.

I'm a friend of your mother's. I may come to watch your honeymoon.

Oh, I said... It takes a joy, but this will be a mistake. It's perfectly all

right.

Go on, get out of the juice.

Thank you, my dear. And a dash of tonic, please.

Thank you.

Both of you.

Yet another ritual.

It would seem that doms enjoy ritual more than anything else.

Most of them prefer to passively watch others doing something.

do little for themselves.

You know, darling, I...

Green!

Please, bloody, green!

It's like a traffic light! Oh, my God!

And now,

ladies

and gentlemen, Adam and Eva in their artistic presentation entitled The Fall,

Before and After.

is intake of alcohol, which has negated your red factor.

Evacuate at once.

How?

Suggest energetic agitation of body, similar to that adopted by active doms.

Come on, Jude.

She must be the serpent then.

Hasn't been even a serpent.

Ed,

there's a girl on stage.

I don't notice.

But George, she's green.

That's our dear.

Come on, get them off.

Get them off.

Piss off. This is our bloody spot.

The

bed's over

here.

Um... Somewhere.

Um... Where are you?

What do you think?

What purpose do they serve, these balloons?

Oh, just for my funny ways, you know. We all have them.

A certain tactile stimulating effect,

wouldn't you say?

Don't you feel it?

No.

Oh, but a certain piquant.

Adithyona to one's pleasure.

Pleasure? What is that?

Oh, what a sweet,

innocent you are.

Pleasure is my intent.

Presently.

Come this way.

um um

Tell me, sweetness, have you ever, you know, been alone with a man

before?

No.

Oh.

Oh, how utterly delicious.

We must make this something special.

Something really special.

Chantone silk, isn't it?

Is it?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, how utterly delicious.

Oh.

Oh, now. You just... You just sit... Sit there

quietly for a minute and I'll...

I'll slip into something a little more comfortable.

I won't be more than a

flash.

Ow!

Oh, damn it!

Blast! I can't see a bloody thing!

It's all right, sweetness.

Nothing for you to worry about.

Don't disturb yourself.

Report the state of subject.

Dom's bodily reflex is similar to those of previous subject in holograph hall.

Possible breakdown of reason. This could lead to primitive instincts being

aroused.

Where are you, sweetness?

Where are you, you silly bitch?

We

are

taking the precaution of erecting a defense mechanism at all vulnerable

in your body.

Oh, there you are. But why?

This could prove interesting.

Also dangerous.

We don't want you changing color again. I repeat, defense is...

I know you're a little nervous, and this being your

first time and all that, but you just relax.

There'll be a moment that you and I will remember for the rest of our lives.

What have you got in there?

What happened?

Oh, what happened?

Japanese electric tanker toys or what?

Oh, girl, you... You should have some compassion. You could have ruined me for

life. I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh.

Hey. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Listen, you... You promised you wouldn't do it again.

Sorry if I shocked you.

All right.

All right.

I'll say this for the boy. He's a trier.

Please remove barrier.

He is shocked enough.

Negative.

Well, I suppose, as you've given me your promise,

we could...

We could overlook it this time, I think.

Women's lib.

They put you up to this, didn't they?

Tell him!

Tell your playmate that!

Bloody hell.

Hey, what's the matter? Do I frighten you that much?

I'm not used to this.

Morning coffee?

Or being woken by a man?

Both. Does it contain alcohol?

Not likely.

Did you sleep here last night?

Yes.

Is this the only clothes you've got?

Yes.

You're a lucky girl, because I can fix that.

It's a department store.

Pick out what you want.

It's all right. My dad owns the place.

Come on, I'll introduce you to the managerette.

This is Mrs. Dobson. How do you do? She'll take care of you. Of course.

Go on, I'll see you later.

That's right.

Mrs. Dobson, please.

Yes, dear.

Good night. Is everything all right?

No, no, no.

Let's see how we're getting on, shall we?

Uh, no, those are trousers.

They look quite like that.

And madam has had a beautiful

veneer. And it's automatically tuned.

It never needs adjusting.

Oh, my God.

Oh. A beautiful piece of furniture.

Don, technology appears to be very crudely developed.

Your judgment not valid. Your electronic barrier is cause of malfunctioning

electronics. Then remove barrier. You are making me...

of our starship.

Have we lost any? Your report not credible. Please make closer inspection.

But all repairable.

Do try to be more careful, surveyor.

Hello?

Hello? Here is you. Hello.

Remember me? I've been looking all over for you. We've got a date with my pal.

You know, the photographer.

Lenny. Get in.

Don't. love, no, it's not good enough, no. I've seen more life in a bowl of

scampi. I've done better getting Doris Day.

Now, what I mean is I want, well, you know, um, you're right, love.

Can't you get at it?

I was hired for straight posing, not pornography.

Are you suggesting, ah, me, I've all beaten her, love. You've got the wrong

of the...

Stick. No, what I mean is, if you could, well, you know... You know?

Screw? Well, I won't.

Simulation's as far as I'm prepared to go.

Oh, charming. Lovely for you. Lovely, charming indeed. What about him, poor

soul? I mean, look at him. Look. Look. He needs something. A little help.

A little sort of... A choo -choo face.

Hot face. Come here.

Be reasonable.

One more word.

And I'll call equity.

Heaven preserve us.

Are you ready?

Here's the check I promised you. Not now, love, not now. I'm too distracted.

Not now, I'm too distracted. Now, listen. No, no, no. I've got this very

important commission.

It's for the front cover of Spanking Monthly.

And all I'm getting at the moment is temperament.

Well, this could solve all your problems.

I mean, look at her. She's gorgeous.

They're very selective, you know.

And I have got this reputation to maintain. I have got a reputation. Now,

listen. All right. Have a quiet word.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

See whether the clients find her acceptable or not.

You can't.

You've been doing it behind my back. Did you see that?

They've been at it.

That's it. While we were out there, while my back was... Get out of it, you

little bitch. Come on. Out. Get out.

Out. All of you. Out. Out. I've had enough.

Oh, get out.

I have to lay down.

I know.

I know. They're all afraid of the end. No.

Thank you, love. Can I pick up a tea?

I thought you'd never ask.

is nature of such a dom? Data Bank reports dom of such dimensions is

either a dwarf or a midget.

Clarify which and investigate reasons for crippled status.

Disturbing the peace.

Yes, Doctor.

It's a strange business.

So what do you want me to do about it?

Well, I think she must be a little bit, you know.

What did she do exactly?

She asked some woman in the park whether her baby was a crippled midget or a

crippled dwarf.

Was it?

What? Was it a crippled midget or a crippled dwarf?

Perfectly normal.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Funny games in the park, though, I hear.

Never mind.

Routine check.

On button, please.

Inspector, if you don't mind.

What are you looking for?

Your heart.

Your heartbeat.

Where is it?

There's your heartbeat.

Tell me.

You don't have a heartbeat.

Quick, open up.

Doctor!

What are you doing?

You've got to understand.

Call me a doctor.

She'll be there in a moment.

She looks all right to me. Come on. No, you've got to understand.

Come on.

Request urgent provision of heart and pulse.

That will require some consideration.

Stand by.

Thank

you.

What happened?

I merely made an inquiry and they brought me here. Who are they?

They're police.

I think they can allow you bail in my country.

Shall I be your prisoner, then?

No, of course not.

Well, in a way, I suppose.

You'll have to stay at my address, if you agree.

That would be nice.

Right. I'll tell them to go ahead.

Why did you get to my address?

I don't know any other.

You are now equipped with a full range of sensory organs.

That's good.

Just be careful how you use it.

Now, what exactly happened?

What's the matter? You're shaking.

You'd better lie down.

What is it?

Perhaps I'd better call a doctor.

That won't be necessary.

What is it?

I'm in need of refueling.

Now.

Refuel?

You mean you're hungry?

Didn't they feed you in there, then?

No problem.

I'll fix you some eggs.

Surveyor, just what do you think you're doing?

Respond in a proper manner. My question was, what the hell do you imagine you're

up to?

I'm exploring.

That's what you sent me here for.

Not like this.

Do you have any idea what you're doing to our monitoring equipment down here?

I'm being entailed by the most wonderful tactile sensation.

Surveyor, we're getting readings our instruments were never designed for.

Whatever that is you're doing, you'd better stop and desist forthwith.

But I can't stop now.

Oh, it's much too nice.

Now you listen to me, Surveyor. What you're doing is very dangerous.

Our instruments are going wild. You could blow fuses any second.

Now here's a red flash warning. Just hand it to me.

It appears that dumb beings are afflicted with similar feelings as

they can go blind.

Now, is that what you want, surveyor? After all your years of training? Can

turn your back on all those people that believe and trust in you?

Now, be reasonable and stop it at once. It's... It's... It's dirty.

I want that dom back.

He said he'd feed me, but he went away.

I'm ready for refueling.

I absolutely forbid it.

But I'm ready.

Nothing.

Look here, Surveyor.

We're switching you off as of now.

Stand by to turn off Surveyor.

Turn off Surveyor now.

What's happened?

But she still turned on. I lost control here.

Well, don't just stand there grinning. Do something.

This is a red status alert.

You hear that, Surveyor? We're at red status alert.

Now, I want to be reasonable. We all do.

And I've got here a daughter bank update that suggests you are suffering from a

dumb disease known as emotional involvement.

This condition has been known to lead to hot flushes and fading spells.

Are you listening to me, surveyor?

Flushes and spells.

You are forbidden to go out into the moonlight or accept boxes of chocolates.

Furthermore, you are to vacate present position at once.

No, I don't want to.

Maybe you didn't hear me.

I said, those are orders.

She's not going to think of me.

Most sometimes, that surveyor, he could cost me my job.

Hey, you should lie down till I call you.

I'll... I'll go and run your bath.

I've just brought you a towel.

This is a wonderful sensation, being in water.

Is it?

I can feel it.

I want to come in, too.

Well, I don't think it would be proper.

Why not?

There's plenty of room.

Are you sure?

Certainly.

Well, I'll be back in a minute.

Come in, surveyor. Report your present position.

I am in water.

It's a lovely feeling.

Now I know why doms make themselves wet.

I can feel it through every sensory pore in my body.

Your body?

Sir Fayer, may I remind you that that is not your body. It's a simulated dumb

body, and you are to vacate it forthwith.

Otherwise, we shall take steps to de -transmogrify you.

If you try it, I'll drop you in the bathwater.

No, uh, let's be reasonable, Sir Fayer. Uh, we used to be friends. We're good

friends.

Signing off now.

Will you feed me?

Feed you?

Yes. Feed me.

Here? Here.

Where has he gone?

You're getting no more information from us until you decide to be reasonable.

Huh.

instruments. She's at it again.

Surveyor, surveyor, if you won't consider me, then think of your friends

the ship. Think of the technical men who labored eons over the manufacture and

perfecting of our instrumentation.

They had no idea of the kinds of stress to which their beings emitted.

Can't you control yourself just this once and be reasonable?

Is that so much to ask?

and return to ship.

No chance.

Surveyor, that is no way to respond.

Now remember our years of comradeship.

Now I'm prepared to forget and forgive if you'll... Surveyor, you're not

listening to me.

Leave that dom alone at once and pay attention.

Surveyor!

up with something to compete with what these dogs do with each other, or I'll

strip you

considered how this is going to look on hollow vision.

Go away.

I like refueling. That's a ridiculous darn sentiment.

course, we shall be forced to terminate our mission and leave you here undone.

Do you understand me?

And will you stop doing that while I'm talking to you?

Okay, Samar, perhaps you didn't read me right.

What I'm saying, and hear this good, is that if we leave you here, you will

become a total dumb entity.

That means you will be subject to all...

Well, if you stay here like a dog, your body will rot the same way hers did. Do

you understand that, surveyor? The price of what you're doing is that you will

eventually die.

Do you still think it's worthwhile disobeying orders to stay here on top,

surveyor?

She's got turned on to permissiveness now. Keeps up with the pace.

She's the interstellar traveler of love.

When she first comes to this earth of ours, her old world left behind, at

she'll be surprised with all the things that she will find.

The life we live, the joys we give, maybe she'll get to know what loving

before she has to go.

Cause she's the girl from Starship Fever, she's the bride from outer space,

she's landed on outer space. planet just to wash the human race she's got turned

on to the business now keeps up with the pace she's the interstellar traveler of

love if

she don't like to her planet

She's got turned on to...

She's the interstellar traveler of love.

She's the interstellar traveler of love.