All language subtitles for episode_9

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills.

PK went in very much coming to battle.
In therapy, he throws out, this is why

I want a divorce? No!

I don't know if PK and Kyle are
speaking, but I do think it's worth me

Kyle. My friendship with PK is memes and
jokes.

Just the fact that you text him, you're
comfortable to text him.

I think she's trying to make it seem
like anything inappropriate is gross.

Can you read the text?

Please. No, let's not do that.

Why do I think I owe that to every
single person? Oh, my God.

You pulled out the phone. No one asked
you to. You did it.

I've been made to feel like I did
something wrong.

I'm going to read this once, and that is
it. Except if you need me, I've never

repeated anything you've shared with me.

Wait a minute.

This is not just about memes and jokes.

Everybody, I'm done with this.

I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore.

These hills have eyes, and they're all
staring at me.

I honor my son's Southern manners by
putting you in your place.

I've been in the game too long to play
by someone else's rules.

In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but
my independence?

Priceless.

Introducing the greatest product I've
ever marketed, myself.

I might look like a doll, but don't wind
me up.

Hey, Siri, call Portia, my love bug.

Hi, Mama.

Hi, honey.

How was sleeping at Dad's?

It was good. It was so good.

The thing about having a big family is
there's always somebody home.

But nowadays, I find there are so many
more days where I'm the only one home.

So it's a lonely feeling sometimes.

How is your car?

Amazing. I love it.

Who wouldn't?

Whose car is that?

Whose car is that?

Are you kidding me?

What?

Now, Sophia has to ride home with you
since you have to have an adult in the

still.

I know. And also, I think I would take
lunch with my sister.

You're going to have lunch with your
sister?

Where are you going? At what time?

Can you tell me in case I want to come?

Okay, well, when you do know, in case I
can maybe get over there?

I think the girls want to spend time
alone more often these days.

to talk to each other about what's going
on.

I know that they lean on each other a
lot.

Of course, I'm thinking, well, I mean,
I'm here.

Hello? Can I come?

Okay, I love you. I'll see you later.

Love you. See you later. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Siri, FaceTime Erica Girardi.

I'm better than I was.

It's too much.

I'm telling you.

Full -blown mentee bee.

I can honestly say in all these years in
this group, this is the worst I have

ever felt.

And I just don't have the strength in me
to keep doing this.

I'm like, what are we, in a cult?

This is insane.

It's literally insane.

I've had my marriage questioned, my
personal life questioned, now my

my integrity.

Now you can f*** off.

That's where I draw the line.

You guys can figure out what you need to
do, if anything, and how you feel about

it. All I know is I'm going to say what
I have to say to Dorit, and I'm not

going to continue to discuss this and go
down this.

situation anymore and if she wants to
move forward great and if she's going to

keep doing this then i'm going to
disengage from her and that's it but i'm

going to talk about anymore i'm not
going to do it i will leave you with

you two come to some resolution that's
between y 'all all of us weighing in is

bullshit yeah okay

Now a bird is trying to get into my
house.

What's this bird trying to tell me?

Hi, welcome.

So beautiful up here.

What do you typically lean towards, like
something really light and fresh or

heavier red?

White. Yeah, I'll give you a cup of tea.
Oh, thank you. No, my pleasure.

Hi, boo.

Oh, my God, look how cute you look.

Oh, look. Oh, my God, you're always so
fly.

You are always so fly. You're so fly.
What can I get you to drink? I am more

a red girl. I have a really amazing
Beaujolais village.

Great, thank you.

Hey, Booski.

Hi. First, I want to ask you. Should we
talk about you first? No.

You sure? Because I'm feeling energy.

I'll pose.

You know, I felt I have been feeling
like I've been holding up the walls, and

I've been feeling like, okay, I'm strong
enough, and I can fight back, and I'm

going to fight back. And by the way, I
am. I'm strong.

But there's only so much fighting you
can do.

Boze has literally become my ride or die
in a short period of time. She's really

proven to be somebody that I feel I can
talk to and gives really good advice.

And it feels really nice to finally have
a friend in this group that feels like

they truly have my best interest at
heart. Okay. Now, I don't want to bring

the Kyle thing, but I do. Yeah.

Because there's something that keeps
being said, and I'm confused about it.

me. You said that...

She was one of the first people you
told.

And then she says, she keeps saying that
she didn't know anything.

You know, we're not getting along.

We're separated and we're not getting
along. Erica shared with me that you

weren't getting along.

I did not know that.

I don't know what's going on either.

She's talking about PK and I don't think
things are going well. She can tell

you. There was a point in time, and this
is a year and a half ago, where I was

in a really bad... time and moment with
PK.

And there was a select few people that I
trusted enough to just open up to. And

Kyle was one of them.

My husband, the one that you depend on
the most, was spending a lot of time in

London. I started to feel like PK and I
weren't connected.

For the first time ever, I thought, is
it possible that like PK and I would not

make it?

I've had those thoughts. I think that's
normal to have those thoughts.

So she was well aware.

Kyle continues to lie.

She's lying about the depth of her
relationship with PK and what she's

about Dorit. She's clearly lying about
the depth of her knowledge about what's

going on in PK and Dorit's marriage.

If Kyle is afraid of looking bad, she's
looking worse now.

You didn't say, like, hey, I think that
there's going to be a separation or... I

didn't know that there was going to be a
separation until the day that PK...

said, I think we should take some time
apart.

Girl.

The day PK and I decided to separate, it
was him, his sponsor, and myself in our

backyard. And his sponsor was doing the
talking.

His sponsor is the one who suggested
that we take some time apart and

I was so taken aback. I didn't ask
whether this was PK's idea or whether

sponsor actually thought it was a good
idea and PK was just going along with

I still don't know.

You know, I've always been very
protective of PK. When things were not

between us, I never wanted my parents to
think badly of him. Right. So I went

through it alone. And that was for a
good chunk of time. What a big burden

is. For you to absorb, put up with,
defend

all of the things that were going on and
him, did that, for that to

be the payback?

I've spent all these years defending
you, protecting you, pretending for you,

and now you want to tell me that we
should take some time apart. Where?

What are you talking about? Give me back
those years.

Give me back those years.

If I've been married to.

All right, what am I gonna wear tonight?

Oh, my little Gucci bustier. Do I wear
that tonight?

Or save it for a possible date?

Yay, done.

Okay.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good.

So how are you? Oh, by the way, random
that Kyle wants to have dinner tonight.

Considering we're all going to see each
other tomorrow.

Tomorrow I'm inviting all the ladies up
to the beach house. It's the first time

that they're going to see the finished
product. But I'm inviting you girls to

beach house and I just want us to come
and hang out.

It will be casual, dinner, cocktails,
easy.

And I really want it to be more fun and
no drama. I'm saying it to everybody.

Well, I have, I only want to have a good
time. Okay, good.

I want them to see my baby that I've
been working on for the past three

Because when was the last time Kyle was
like, hey, why don't we all get together

when she knows we're going to see each
other again? So I feel like this is a

pre, I don't know.

Preemptive to protect me?

Yeah, maybe.

So Kyle has asked us all to dinner, but
it's not all of us. It's me, Garcelle,

and Erica.

I wanted to see if you wanted to have
dinner with Garcelle and Erica and me.

Yeah. She's rallying her troops.

She's going to make us feel sorry for
her so that we stick on her side.

Every time we talk about the text, she's
so riled up about it. How do you think

Erica feels?

Erica's going to be like this. Well, I
don't care about the text.

And if you want to run off, leave.

That's it in a nutshell.

Coming up.

I have been a good...

And I don't appreciate the accusation.
It's not helping.

It's not helping.

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

Welcome back. Hey, how are you? Good.

I'm reservation Kyle Richard.

Perfect. Right this way.

How are you doing today? Great, thank
you.

Can I get you something to drink?

Sure, I'll do oat milk vanilla latte,
extra hot. Yeah, perfect. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Hello.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

This is beautiful. Isn't this adorable?

I know. I'm so excited.

So pretty.

Oh, my God. Hi. Hot vanilla latte.

I'll do a kettle one martini. I'll get
that right out for you. Thank you.

You look so pretty. How are you?

Well, I'm better than the person who saw
me.

Oh, thank you. You're very welcome.

I had been just a lot, a lot going on. I
have so many emotions that I have

suppressed, and they've been coming to
the surface. And just that particular

day, Bo's coming, like, came in and sat
down.

And then Sutton all of a sudden goes,
you need to show the text to everyone.

then Erica's like, well, hold on a
minute.

Garcelle went to Bo's the day after
Chuck E. Cheese, and then I was like,

don't even know her.

I don't feel like me sharing that
information about the text to Bo is a

violation to Kyle or betrayal to Kyle.

Kyle at Chuck E. Cheese read the text
out loud.

I know you have a lot of friends, but I
am also one, and here if you need me.

I've never repeated anything you've
shared with me and never would.

Dorit was coming in. They're like, you
all sit in a circle. We're going to show

it to everybody. I'm like, what is this?
What kind of a twisted little...

Cool, isn't it? For me, if you said to
her, you know what, Dorit?

Yeah, I talk a little with PK about you
because I was also mad at you. That's

also normal.

But I don't talk about her and PK. I
really don't. Okay, so what happened was

when you read that text on Chuck E.
Cheese, when you read it, you said, I've

never said anything you told me and I
never will.

That sounds, Kyle, more than memes.

Well, first of all, I've said, you know,
obviously I've known the man for seven

years. Right. Whatever, eight years. And
of course I have text messages.

Nothing about her relationship.

I don't know if her story is shifting or
if I heard it wrong because all this

time Kyle is really defending that it's
just memes and jokes.

My friendship with PK is memes and
jokes.

And that's it.

Can you still be friends with P .K.? But
I'm not even cool. I'm just going to

say don't send me memes. This is so
dumb.

We have a similar sense of humor. So
he'll send me funny memes and things

funny like memes about marriage and
things too.

I don't know which story is true, but
whatever the case is, it

doesn't feel right.

So anyway.

I thought to myself, you know, I've been
having my life scrutinized, my marriage

scrutinized, my sexuality, you know,
everything.

And now I'm like, now my character,
like, I've been a good friend to her.

seems like you're very triggered by
that. Is it because it's your character?

Yes, I would not do anything like that.
Like, that's why I said I have been a

good friend to you. And I don't
appreciate the accusation, but it's not

It's not helping us.

I pride myself on being a very truthful
person.

Three single f***ing dinner.

I have been on the receiving end of what
feels like being attacked.

When things are brought out into the
open and put out there, they have to be

addressed in this group. I would like to
have the conversations with Erica.

She's not going to like the questions,
but that's what's going to have to

happen. She's going to have to answer
more than she's comfortable with. That's

because, you know what, we deserve to
know the truth.

I'm just talking about being more honest
in the group, okay? So for me to be

questioned by these women that know me
is extremely frustrating to me.

You're pretty. Thank you. You are, too.
Good evening.

Can I get you something to drink? Can I
have an old -fashioned?

Perfect. Sutton is ready to partay in
her party outfit.

Thank you. I'm channeling some Erica
Jane. I love this. What is this?

It's a Dolce & Gabbana. They gave it to
us when we went to La Scala.

Good evening.

What are you drinking?

I have an old -fashioned. How are your
meatballs?

They're really good. Can we get two
orders of those?

I'm going to get a whole pizza. Thank
you so much. My pleasure. Let me know if

we need anything else. I got a hat.

Why are we here?

I got to ask, why are we here?

Let's go find.

This is a meeting of the board of
directors.

No, I wanted to.

First of all, I wanted to apologize for
how I left on Friday.

Please do not apologize to me.

I want to say also, though, what I said
and how I feel, I stand by.

However, how I went about it and how I
acted, I feel

very badly about. So I wanted to
apologize for that.

I got confused in all the words why you
were apologizing, so I just want to be

very clear.

Why you felt like you needed to
apologize.

Because I don't like the way, is it
clear what I'm saying? That I felt bad

the way I left.

And that I yelled at everybody, and that
I left, and I... Do you feel bad that

you yelled at us?

I thought, oh, my God, everyone's coming
at me. I felt like I'm having to defend

my character when I know that I didn't
do anything wrong and I had no ill

intentions with that text.

I want Kyle to apologize for holding
herself to a different standard than

everyone else. I want Kyle to recognize
that she's the same as everyone else,

that she is not some creature that lives
in this beautiful castle land,

that she is actually human.

makes mistakes, and needs to just be
accountable.

That's all we want.

What do you think he said?

Well, just recap for me. What did you
say?

Honestly, I said a lot of things, and
that's not... I mean, I said a lot of

things. So what are you apologizing for
that you said?

I apologize for saying off.

Shame on you.

Everybody, all these things can be a
shame to themselves.

Seriously.

Ridiculous. I don't really feel like I
have to go through the list of what I

said, but I will say.

I'm just curious.

Well, how about this? I'm apologizing
for all of that.

Everything.

Everything I said.

It's my apology, but I'm going to say it
the way I want to say it. Okay, I'm

just curious.

I guess Sutton, leave her alone.

You know, like, that's where I struggled
with Sutton. What were they like when

their husbands walked off? I mean, my
God, come on, guys.

Do you really think that Sutton struck?
That she was fucking missed together

while she was going through her divorce?

No. Do you think Garcelle? I mean,
the... Some woman wrote a whole thing

sent it to CAA. Do you think that she
was acting her best, putting her best

forward? And if I'm really friends with
someone during the worst time in their

life, I'm going to cut them some slack.

I've never behaved like that.

That's not somebody I would want to be.
That is not somebody I want to be.

That is not who I am.

And that is not somebody I'm proud to
be.

So I wish I had been calm, cool, and
collected and said, you know what?

You guys are actually hurting my
feelings right now.

I know I had no bad intentions with this
text. And I felt like I was being

accused of something that I wasn't
doing. I felt very overwhelmed and I

like I had no friend in the group.

I will say this. I think that we were
all very surprised at your reaction.

Yeah, me too. Because it was a lot of
reaction.

And I was like, I feel disappointed in
Kyle that she's leaving this group.

We all have had those moments.

Right, I know. You yelled at me for
doing it.

I guess my wish would be for you not to
walk away again. I removed myself

because I honestly felt like it wasn't
good for my mental health, to be honest.

I think now, moving forward, we've got
to figure out a different way to work

through things where it doesn't feel
like that. Right. Because that feels

bad. I agree, 100%. My takeaway from
this dinner is Kyle wanted to smooth

over. She knew me, Erica, and Sutton
would probably be easier to smooth

over in a smaller group than if she had
Dorit or Bose or anybody else here.

I think Kyle is afraid that this is
going to be brought up.

at Garcelle's Beach House, and she wants
to know that she has allies.

But I will tell you this, Erica might be
a minion, but Garcelle and Sutton, we

are not minions.

I have been the judge and the
executioner.

I love

that word.

Coming up, Jagger, he's like, are you
and daddy divorced?

Glenda? Hi, did anything arrive yet?
Like flowers?

Oh, Nicole, you're here. I'm here. Hi.

I'm good. What's your name?

Alici Martini, please.

Thank you.

I can't tell you how excited I am to be
throwing my party at the beach house.

It's completed.

So, Nicole, how's it going on the beach?

Things are coming along swimmingly.
Okay, good.

I hope these ladies are ready to let
their hair down, have some fun, and play

some games.

There may or may not be twerking
involved.

All right, I think we're good. I can't
believe it. I'm not freaking out.

Has anyone texted that they're on their
way?

Um, no.

I brought her a little housewarming
present.

Oh, someone's here.

Oh, it's Bumpy.

Look at those fun earrings.

I love the purple.

Here I am again, a plain baked potato
with no butter and salt.

You say a baked potato? I'm a baked
potato with no butter and salt when I'm

mixing with these outfits on. Get out of
here. Let me sweep into your house.

Well, this is the first time I'm seeing
Kyle since she stormed out of my house

in a fuzzy robe, fuzzy slippers, and her
Birkin.

I would think that Kyle would have
offered some sort of apology.

Dustin, hi!

But nothing.

Where are the snacks?

Back over here.

Hello, Erica Jane. How are you, Miss
Sassy?

We're like the Spice Girls. Everybody is
dressed so totally different.

I know. Sorry.

Hello. Hey, how are you? Hey.

Hi, beautiful. How are you doing?

Oh, I love your loungewear. Oh, thank
you. I feel like I'm comfortable. I got

big scarf that's like a blanket. How are
you? Hello.

Feel good?

So, I don't even know what day we're in
today. Um, Jagger.

This morning, we were walking the dogs
at night. He says, oh, can I talk to

Mommy? I said, sure, I know. Uh -oh. I
know. Girl, what?

I know.

So he's like, are you and Daddy
divorced?

No. Oh, did you just die?

Did you start running?

I said, no, honey, what makes you ask
that? And he says, well, he said, did

you post something on Instagram?

I know Dorit tried her hardest to
protect these children, but in this era

social media, it's damn near impossible.

I said, in marriages, when you're
married for a long time, you can have

and downs.

Sometimes you need a little time apart.

And he said, but you and Daddy, you're
always going to be friends, right?

You're always going to be best friends.

And I was like, well, I sure hope so.

Well, there's incentive for you.

Yeah, that breaks my heart.

Speaking of best friends, I did get a
note from Garcelle.

And she really wants this day to be,
like, positive and fun and put

aside.

And I think we need to get going because
it does take us a while to get out

there.

Before I was rudely interrupted.

Well, sorry, we've got to go. We do have
to go.

This was a long walk, y 'all.

Of all times to interrupt Sutton, this
is not it.

Have some tact.

If we can try to get our things together
and get going. We gotta go. What a

strange pumpkin you are sometimes,
Sutton.

Sutton is not great with her timing
sometimes.

She really is just thinking about her
own thing and not the other person. What

happened to Dorit? It's terrifying.

I've been putting out fires all day
today, too. But it wasn't held at

I'm sorry.

Sutton has a lot of rules for everyone
else, but none for herself.

We need to get going. Get in the car.

Coming up.

Girl, those things are so high. Pull
them down.

Girl, where are the weights?

Oh, there she is sitting all
picturesque. On her sleeve. On her

I'm so excited.

Mary, you look so cute. Oh, you look so
cute.

Gosh, your house looks amazing. Thank
you.

OMG. Come on in. Welcome, welcome,
welcome.

Wow. This is so beautiful.

This is gorgeous.

I did everything myself. I am so
impressed.

and so excited for Garcelle.

She worked her ass off for this place.

And she did it all on her own.

It's really, really a big
accomplishment.

I have loungewear.

I tried to do things that I thought
would be chic.

Oh, how fun is this? Hold on, hold on.

I have these comfy loungewares that I
want the girls to get into so that they

can relax, not worried if they're
wearing Gucci, LV, Chanel. You know how

goes. Tariq?

Thank you. You're welcome.

I did not spend all that time and effort
curating this very cute outfit, only to

be told to change into pajamas.

Both? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, ma 'am. I don't know who
wears pajamas to the beach anyway, but I

want to be a good sport.

What is this?

Who brought this?

Oh, this is for me.

It's a Dolce & Gabbana.

It matches your outfit. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

You have one?

Why am I clapping? This is amazing.

I expect Jennifer to, like, roll up with
anything at this point.

It's a bow.

It's a Louis Vuitton bow.

I'm living for her necklace. It's so
good. It's Chanel.

That bitch has got good shit.

We're going to change.

We're going to go to the beach. Then
we're going to have a really nice

Yeah!

Girl, those things are so high. Pull
them down.

Girl, where's the waist?

Up here. No.

Honey, your waist is down here.

Okay,

let's get out of here.

Okay, ladies, come on. I'm going to be
here because Erica seems like a careful

driver.

It was like 200 feet. That felt like 15
miles.

This is beautiful.

Welcome to my beach.

Yay.

Good old -fashioned picnic.

So beautiful. So cute and nice. Look at
the colors. I love it.

We have a bar.

God, you're cute.

Anybody want a drink?

Litchi martini. Yes. Okay, who's not
doing something? Will you take a

Try that really quick. Of course. I can
do that. You don't want me making your

joint. I'll tell you that. Down here.

Maybe back up just a little bit. I'm
going to back up a little bit. Awesome.

Love it.

I'm going to do a couple angles. Oh, not
tightly.

Sorry.

I'm going up.

Do you want a beach view, too?

Oh, yeah. But I think we might be
backlit.

Yeah. Are we backlit?

You're backlit. We're backlit. Okay. No
beach view.

Okay. But thank you very much.

This is so beautiful right here in the
sun.

Yes. Can I have a Belvedere with club
soda?

Not too strong.

I thought I may find you over here. At
the bar on the beach.

I will have a, maybe I will have a non
-alcoholic beer.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Do you have a minute?

Yeah. Yeah.

Squeezing in my lemons.

I thought we could talk. We can twerk.

Twerk, talk.

Should we walk in the beach?

Garcelle, you weren't at Kyle's house.

The fourth day. Yeah. She said her kid
asked her if they were getting divorced.

That's hard. You know, it's hard because
you know it's a matter of time. I

remember my son Jack's work. I'm putting
him to bed, and we switch off every

Monday. Then he goes, when I'm with you,
I miss Dad.

And when I'm with Dad, I miss you.

Oh, God.

Nobody prepares you for that.

Yeah. So Jagger saying that?

Well. Do you want to start or do you
want me to start?

Damn, it's cold.

Listen.

First and foremost, did you consider us
good friends?

Yes.

Do you want to salvage our friendship?

I do.

Do you?

Very much.

Okay. You know, your friendship has
always meant a lot to me. I want to

this.

When you wrote to him and you said, you
know, I've never repeated anything that

you said.

I know, I know that you were making him
feel like he can talk to you and you're

not going to repeat it to me.

It's okay. Hold on, but you can't say I
know that you were.

I'm sending this text and that was my
way of saying I'm a trustworthy person.

don't repeat things. And I don't. You
know me, Dorit. In this group of all

years. Anything anyone has confided in
me, I have never repeated.

That was just my way of saying, I'm a
safe space. I know he's not going to

out to me if he needed to. He's got a
million friends.

Regardless, you writing that to him,
Kyle, in a separation when two people

separated, and this is the point, is
that,

are you my friend?

Is your loyalty with me?

Or are you his friend?

And your loyalty is with him.

Because if you're my friend in our
separation and your loyalty is with me,

even if you're writing that and you're
saying I'll never repeat it, I

damn well think and expect you to share
information that would be helpful

to me. I think it's unrealistic for Kyle
to be friends with me and PK given our

circumstance. Be a girlfriend.

Show some loyalty.

Be a girl's girl.

You know that girl's girl that you
always talk about being?

Show me.

Obviously, in writing that, I wasn't
thinking about choosing sides, you know,

that state of your relationship. I
didn't know anything.

And he's never said anything bad about
you, and I certainly would never talk

badly about you to PK in one million
years.

I hope you know that.

This comes back to if we're friends,
Kyle.

Just like what you would expect from me,
I want you to also give me the same

respect. I agree 100%. What I would like
to see is that we get to a place where

we're able to have conversations and
feel comfortable telling one another how

we feel.

Yes, I would like that too.

Start earning back trust.

I really didn't think it was going to be
difficult to maintain a friendship

between both Dorit and PK, because any
time Dorit and I have gone through a

time in the past, PK and I have always
maintained our friendship.

But if that's what she needs, I'm fine
with that.

I just want to move forward and put all
this negativity behind us.

We'll get to the other side of this.

I feel bad about PK because he actually
has been a good friend, but I still

understand. And I do believe that women
have to stick together.

Well, we're better together than going
through this while we're going through

all the other stuff, too. Yeah, that's
true. While we finally got to have a

better talk.

Oh, my God, yes.

I am so hungry. I like white meat like
my men. No, I'm kidding. Oh, my God.

I'm hoping this is a breast.

If you don't know.

Aren't you the chef?

By the way, where are the other girls?

Are they dead yet? Because they could be
dead.

They're not dead, but we could have
killed each other.

Somebody be in the ocean.

Feed the fishes. Oh, my God.

Oh, here they come. Are y 'all okay?

We're OK freezing, but OK.

Oh my god, look at Erica, like E .T.

I'm tired of their drama.

I'm tired of their marital drama, and
I'm tired of their drama with each

I hope they work it out, because quite
honestly, I'm tired of this. Yeah, I'm

tired. I'm tired.

I want them to get along. We need peace.

I'm freezing.

I am so excited about this food.

I have a few games, ladies.

Are y 'all ready?

Yeah, we're ready.

What's the most embarrassing thing you
could ask?

The waiter on a date.

When are you off?

Meet me out back.

What length would you go to for $1
million?

That ain't a lot of money now. So the
answer is not very far.

Remember that movie with Demi Moore?

Indecent proposal.

He let her husband sleep with him for $1
million.

Wait, wait, let's pause there. What if
it was $20 million?

Yes, where do we find the hello?

Yep. OK, Garcelle?

I've done it for less.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, my god.

Bitch, what?

Wait,

wait, wait. Let's switch it up, though.
Would you let, how about if it was your

man, though?

Yes, we want the money. $20 million.

What the fuck about these people?

We want the money.

Let's pretend you were in love.

Erica has never been in love.

No.

I want one good love affair.

You really haven't had one. I want one
of those things you see in the movies

where you just can't be apart.

And you're, oh my gosh, we must be
together. Like romantic, and you do all

things in love where you feel it in your
whole body.

I mean, I feel sex like that, but love?

I mean, I got to have some penetration
to get there. Oh, Jesus.

I love love.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, there
is a...

little voice that's like, be careful, be
careful, be careful.

But I keep shoving rose petals on her
and telling her, shut up!

Just let me be in love.

I fall in love every other day.

What about you, Tilly?

I'm in love with my ma 'am, yes.

Oh.

Is he your first? My first man?

No, your first love.

Were you a virgin when you met him?

My first man? My first man?

No,

I was in love with my husband, too.

My first husband, my only husband.

I feel like Sam was so instrumental in
my life in so many ways. I feel like his

energy is still with me every day,
honestly, every day. I'm like, thank

Sam. You know, when I get to use the
valet parking instead of driving down

street looking for some free parking or,
you know, when I buy a Gucci outfit,

I'm like, because Sam gave me a very
good divorce settlement.

Should we get the lanterns ready?

We have them ready to go. I want
everybody to make a wish, some kind of

gratitude. Oh, I love it. It doesn't
have to do anything with this group. Oh,

girl, I got problems. It's all
individual. It's what you're grateful

what you want to do. It's beautiful,
Garcelle. It's really beautiful.

OK, then let's get in position, lady.

Be very gentle with your lanterns. Today
was a little stressful, a little

emotional, but it was also a lot of fun.

It's shaking.

It's wild, yo.

I'm literally prepared to sacrifice this
wish.

Bose is making, ah, ah, ah. I'm being
like this. I'm being like this.

Wait, he's still, he's chasing it,
though. He's chasing it.

He's still chasing my wish. Whose wish
is that?

Oh, God, no.

Not my wish.

Oh,

this is a disaster. It is a disaster.
Nobody's wishes are coming true.

You might as well not even wish.

Neither. Gone, baby, gone.

It blew away with the wind.

I can fix this!

I can fix this! My wish is that we
continue our sisterhood. If I hear that

one more fucking time. Ah! There's a
dead bird!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

There's more!

There's more! Later this season.

On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The baddest that showed up.

Get out!

Get out!

You might have to do this one.

Kathy,

get out of the way.

Kathy! You better grab your sister.
Where is he going?

Sam wants a divorce. We're getting a
divorce.

There's a law in California.

Community property, you would get half.
He's trying to divorce you before 10

years. Oh, hell no!

I really am sorry for hurting you. I
would never want to hurt you on purpose.

Do you guys think that you'd, like, move
in together, like, before you guys got

married?

She would just love to hear you say that
you love her, too.

I don't think that's any of your
business.

You're such a bitch.

Don't call me a bitch in my home for
sake. If somebody walks in my house and

calls me a bitch, those are fighting
words.

You need to pick on somebody else whose
wallet fits.

Think you're bigger than her? I think my
wallet is. You pose as a friend and

then oftentimes work as an enemy.

What do you things want from me?

Last week on Crazy Yacht from Hell.

Like Satan came on the boat.