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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

PK went in very much coming to battle. In therapy, he throws out, this is why

I want a divorce? No!

I don't know if PK and Kyle are speaking, but I do think it's worth me

Kyle. My friendship with PK is memes and jokes.

Just the fact that you text him, you're comfortable to text him.

I think she's trying to make it seem like anything inappropriate is gross.

Can you read the text?

Please. No, let's not do that.

Why do I think I owe that to every single person? Oh, my God.

You pulled out the phone. No one asked you to. You did it.

I've been made to feel like I did something wrong.

I'm going to read this once, and that is it. Except if you need me, I've never

repeated anything you've shared with me.

Wait a minute.

This is not just about memes and jokes.

Everybody, I'm done with this.

I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore.

These hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me.

I honor my son's Southern manners by putting you in your place.

I've been in the game too long to play by someone else's rules.

In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but my independence?

Priceless.

Introducing the greatest product I've ever marketed, myself.

I might look like a doll, but don't wind me up.

Hey, Siri, call Portia, my love bug.

Hi, Mama.

Hi, honey.

How was sleeping at Dad's?

It was good. It was so good.

The thing about having a big family is there's always somebody home.

But nowadays, I find there are so many more days where I'm the only one home.

So it's a lonely feeling sometimes.

How is your car?

Amazing. I love it.

Who wouldn't?

Whose car is that?

Whose car is that?

Are you kidding me?

What?

Now, Sophia has to ride home with you since you have to have an adult in the

still.

I know. And also, I think I would take lunch with my sister.

You're going to have lunch with your sister?

Where are you going? At what time?

Can you tell me in case I want to come?

Okay, well, when you do know, in case I can maybe get over there?

I think the girls want to spend time alone more often these days.

to talk to each other about what's going on.

I know that they lean on each other a lot.

Of course, I'm thinking, well, I mean, I'm here.

Hello? Can I come?

Okay, I love you. I'll see you later.

Love you. See you later. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Siri, FaceTime Erica Girardi.

I'm better than I was.

It's too much.

I'm telling you.

Full -blown mentee bee.

I can honestly say in all these years in this group, this is the worst I have

ever felt.

And I just don't have the strength in me to keep doing this.

I'm like, what are we, in a cult?

This is insane.

It's literally insane.

I've had my marriage questioned, my personal life questioned, now my

my integrity.

Now you can f*** off.

That's where I draw the line.

You guys can figure out what you need to do, if anything, and how you feel about

it. All I know is I'm going to say what I have to say to Dorit, and I'm not

going to continue to discuss this and go down this.

situation anymore and if she wants to move forward great and if she's going to

keep doing this then i'm going to disengage from her and that's it but i'm

going to talk about anymore i'm not going to do it i will leave you with

you two come to some resolution that's between y 'all all of us weighing in is

bullshit yeah okay

Now a bird is trying to get into my house.

What's this bird trying to tell me?

Hi, welcome.

So beautiful up here.

What do you typically lean towards, like something really light and fresh or

heavier red?

White. Yeah, I'll give you a cup of tea. Oh, thank you. No, my pleasure.

Hi, boo.

Oh, my God, look how cute you look.

Oh, look. Oh, my God, you're always so fly.

You are always so fly. You're so fly. What can I get you to drink? I am more

a red girl. I have a really amazing Beaujolais village.

Great, thank you.

Hey, Booski.

Hi. First, I want to ask you. Should we talk about you first? No.

You sure? Because I'm feeling energy.

I'll pose.

You know, I felt I have been feeling like I've been holding up the walls, and

I've been feeling like, okay, I'm strong enough, and I can fight back, and I'm

going to fight back. And by the way, I am. I'm strong.

But there's only so much fighting you can do.

Boze has literally become my ride or die in a short period of time. She's really

proven to be somebody that I feel I can talk to and gives really good advice.

And it feels really nice to finally have a friend in this group that feels like

they truly have my best interest at heart. Okay. Now, I don't want to bring

the Kyle thing, but I do. Yeah.

Because there's something that keeps being said, and I'm confused about it.

me. You said that...

She was one of the first people you told.

And then she says, she keeps saying that she didn't know anything.

You know, we're not getting along.

We're separated and we're not getting along. Erica shared with me that you

weren't getting along.

I did not know that.

I don't know what's going on either.

She's talking about PK and I don't think things are going well. She can tell

you. There was a point in time, and this is a year and a half ago, where I was

in a really bad... time and moment with PK.

And there was a select few people that I trusted enough to just open up to. And

Kyle was one of them.

My husband, the one that you depend on the most, was spending a lot of time in

London. I started to feel like PK and I weren't connected.

For the first time ever, I thought, is it possible that like PK and I would not

make it?

I've had those thoughts. I think that's normal to have those thoughts.

So she was well aware.

Kyle continues to lie.

She's lying about the depth of her relationship with PK and what she's

about Dorit. She's clearly lying about the depth of her knowledge about what's

going on in PK and Dorit's marriage.

If Kyle is afraid of looking bad, she's looking worse now.

You didn't say, like, hey, I think that there's going to be a separation or... I

didn't know that there was going to be a separation until the day that PK...

said, I think we should take some time apart.

Girl.

The day PK and I decided to separate, it was him, his sponsor, and myself in our

backyard. And his sponsor was doing the talking.

His sponsor is the one who suggested that we take some time apart and

I was so taken aback. I didn't ask whether this was PK's idea or whether

sponsor actually thought it was a good idea and PK was just going along with

I still don't know.

You know, I've always been very protective of PK. When things were not

between us, I never wanted my parents to think badly of him. Right. So I went

through it alone. And that was for a good chunk of time. What a big burden

is. For you to absorb, put up with, defend

all of the things that were going on and him, did that, for that to

be the payback?

I've spent all these years defending you, protecting you, pretending for you,

and now you want to tell me that we should take some time apart. Where?

What are you talking about? Give me back those years.

Give me back those years.

If I've been married to.

All right, what am I gonna wear tonight?

Oh, my little Gucci bustier. Do I wear that tonight?

Or save it for a possible date?

Yay, done.

Okay.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good.

So how are you? Oh, by the way, random that Kyle wants to have dinner tonight.

Considering we're all going to see each other tomorrow.

Tomorrow I'm inviting all the ladies up to the beach house. It's the first time

that they're going to see the finished product. But I'm inviting you girls to

beach house and I just want us to come and hang out.

It will be casual, dinner, cocktails, easy.

And I really want it to be more fun and no drama. I'm saying it to everybody.

Well, I have, I only want to have a good time. Okay, good.

I want them to see my baby that I've been working on for the past three

Because when was the last time Kyle was like, hey, why don't we all get together

when she knows we're going to see each other again? So I feel like this is a

pre, I don't know.

Preemptive to protect me?

Yeah, maybe.

So Kyle has asked us all to dinner, but it's not all of us. It's me, Garcelle,

and Erica.

I wanted to see if you wanted to have dinner with Garcelle and Erica and me.

Yeah. She's rallying her troops.

She's going to make us feel sorry for her so that we stick on her side.

Every time we talk about the text, she's so riled up about it. How do you think

Erica feels?

Erica's going to be like this. Well, I don't care about the text.

And if you want to run off, leave.

That's it in a nutshell.

Coming up.

I have been a good...

And I don't appreciate the accusation. It's not helping.

It's not helping.

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

Welcome back. Hey, how are you? Good.

I'm reservation Kyle Richard.

Perfect. Right this way.

How are you doing today? Great, thank you.

Can I get you something to drink?

Sure, I'll do oat milk vanilla latte, extra hot. Yeah, perfect. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Hello.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

This is beautiful. Isn't this adorable?

I know. I'm so excited.

So pretty.

Oh, my God. Hi. Hot vanilla latte.

I'll do a kettle one martini. I'll get that right out for you. Thank you.

You look so pretty. How are you?

Well, I'm better than the person who saw me.

Oh, thank you. You're very welcome.

I had been just a lot, a lot going on. I have so many emotions that I have

suppressed, and they've been coming to the surface. And just that particular

day, Bo's coming, like, came in and sat down.

And then Sutton all of a sudden goes, you need to show the text to everyone.

then Erica's like, well, hold on a minute.

Garcelle went to Bo's the day after Chuck E. Cheese, and then I was like,

don't even know her.

I don't feel like me sharing that information about the text to Bo is a

violation to Kyle or betrayal to Kyle.

Kyle at Chuck E. Cheese read the text out loud.

I know you have a lot of friends, but I am also one, and here if you need me.

I've never repeated anything you've shared with me and never would.

Dorit was coming in. They're like, you all sit in a circle. We're going to show

it to everybody. I'm like, what is this? What kind of a twisted little...

Cool, isn't it? For me, if you said to her, you know what, Dorit?

Yeah, I talk a little with PK about you because I was also mad at you. That's

also normal.

But I don't talk about her and PK. I really don't. Okay, so what happened was

when you read that text on Chuck E. Cheese, when you read it, you said, I've

never said anything you told me and I never will.

That sounds, Kyle, more than memes.

Well, first of all, I've said, you know, obviously I've known the man for seven

years. Right. Whatever, eight years. And of course I have text messages.

Nothing about her relationship.

I don't know if her story is shifting or if I heard it wrong because all this

time Kyle is really defending that it's just memes and jokes.

My friendship with PK is memes and jokes.

And that's it.

Can you still be friends with P .K.? But I'm not even cool. I'm just going to

say don't send me memes. This is so dumb.

We have a similar sense of humor. So he'll send me funny memes and things

funny like memes about marriage and things too.

I don't know which story is true, but whatever the case is, it

doesn't feel right.

So anyway.

I thought to myself, you know, I've been having my life scrutinized, my marriage

scrutinized, my sexuality, you know, everything.

And now I'm like, now my character, like, I've been a good friend to her.

seems like you're very triggered by that. Is it because it's your character?

Yes, I would not do anything like that. Like, that's why I said I have been a

good friend to you. And I don't appreciate the accusation, but it's not

It's not helping us.

I pride myself on being a very truthful person.

Three single f***ing dinner.

I have been on the receiving end of what feels like being attacked.

When things are brought out into the open and put out there, they have to be

addressed in this group. I would like to have the conversations with Erica.

She's not going to like the questions, but that's what's going to have to

happen. She's going to have to answer more than she's comfortable with. That's

because, you know what, we deserve to know the truth.

I'm just talking about being more honest in the group, okay? So for me to be

questioned by these women that know me is extremely frustrating to me.

You're pretty. Thank you. You are, too. Good evening.

Can I get you something to drink? Can I have an old -fashioned?

Perfect. Sutton is ready to partay in her party outfit.

Thank you. I'm channeling some Erica Jane. I love this. What is this?

It's a Dolce & Gabbana. They gave it to us when we went to La Scala.

Good evening.

What are you drinking?

I have an old -fashioned. How are your meatballs?

They're really good. Can we get two orders of those?

I'm going to get a whole pizza. Thank you so much. My pleasure. Let me know if

we need anything else. I got a hat.

Why are we here?

I got to ask, why are we here?

Let's go find.

This is a meeting of the board of directors.

No, I wanted to.

First of all, I wanted to apologize for how I left on Friday.

Please do not apologize to me.

I want to say also, though, what I said and how I feel, I stand by.

However, how I went about it and how I acted, I feel

very badly about. So I wanted to apologize for that.

I got confused in all the words why you were apologizing, so I just want to be

very clear.

Why you felt like you needed to apologize.

Because I don't like the way, is it clear what I'm saying? That I felt bad

the way I left.

And that I yelled at everybody, and that I left, and I... Do you feel bad that

you yelled at us?

I thought, oh, my God, everyone's coming at me. I felt like I'm having to defend

my character when I know that I didn't do anything wrong and I had no ill

intentions with that text.

I want Kyle to apologize for holding herself to a different standard than

everyone else. I want Kyle to recognize that she's the same as everyone else,

that she is not some creature that lives in this beautiful castle land,

that she is actually human.

makes mistakes, and needs to just be accountable.

That's all we want.

What do you think he said?

Well, just recap for me. What did you say?

Honestly, I said a lot of things, and that's not... I mean, I said a lot of

things. So what are you apologizing for that you said?

I apologize for saying off.

Shame on you.

Everybody, all these things can be a shame to themselves.

Seriously.

Ridiculous. I don't really feel like I have to go through the list of what I

said, but I will say.

I'm just curious.

Well, how about this? I'm apologizing for all of that.

Everything.

Everything I said.

It's my apology, but I'm going to say it the way I want to say it. Okay, I'm

just curious.

I guess Sutton, leave her alone.

You know, like, that's where I struggled with Sutton. What were they like when

their husbands walked off? I mean, my God, come on, guys.

Do you really think that Sutton struck? That she was fucking missed together

while she was going through her divorce?

No. Do you think Garcelle? I mean, the... Some woman wrote a whole thing

sent it to CAA. Do you think that she was acting her best, putting her best

forward? And if I'm really friends with someone during the worst time in their

life, I'm going to cut them some slack.

I've never behaved like that.

That's not somebody I would want to be. That is not somebody I want to be.

That is not who I am.

And that is not somebody I'm proud to be.

So I wish I had been calm, cool, and collected and said, you know what?

You guys are actually hurting my feelings right now.

I know I had no bad intentions with this text. And I felt like I was being

accused of something that I wasn't doing. I felt very overwhelmed and I

like I had no friend in the group.

I will say this. I think that we were all very surprised at your reaction.

Yeah, me too. Because it was a lot of reaction.

And I was like, I feel disappointed in Kyle that she's leaving this group.

We all have had those moments.

Right, I know. You yelled at me for doing it.

I guess my wish would be for you not to walk away again. I removed myself

because I honestly felt like it wasn't good for my mental health, to be honest.

I think now, moving forward, we've got to figure out a different way to work

through things where it doesn't feel like that. Right. Because that feels

bad. I agree, 100%. My takeaway from this dinner is Kyle wanted to smooth

over. She knew me, Erica, and Sutton would probably be easier to smooth

over in a smaller group than if she had Dorit or Bose or anybody else here.

I think Kyle is afraid that this is going to be brought up.

at Garcelle's Beach House, and she wants to know that she has allies.

But I will tell you this, Erica might be a minion, but Garcelle and Sutton, we

are not minions.

I have been the judge and the executioner.

I love

that word.

Coming up, Jagger, he's like, are you and daddy divorced?

Glenda? Hi, did anything arrive yet? Like flowers?

Oh, Nicole, you're here. I'm here. Hi.

I'm good. What's your name?

Alici Martini, please.

Thank you.

I can't tell you how excited I am to be throwing my party at the beach house.

It's completed.

So, Nicole, how's it going on the beach?

Things are coming along swimmingly. Okay, good.

I hope these ladies are ready to let their hair down, have some fun, and play

some games.

There may or may not be twerking involved.

All right, I think we're good. I can't believe it. I'm not freaking out.

Has anyone texted that they're on their way?

Um, no.

I brought her a little housewarming present.

Oh, someone's here.

Oh, it's Bumpy.

Look at those fun earrings.

I love the purple.

Here I am again, a plain baked potato with no butter and salt.

You say a baked potato? I'm a baked potato with no butter and salt when I'm

mixing with these outfits on. Get out of here. Let me sweep into your house.

Well, this is the first time I'm seeing Kyle since she stormed out of my house

in a fuzzy robe, fuzzy slippers, and her Birkin.

I would think that Kyle would have offered some sort of apology.

Dustin, hi!

But nothing.

Where are the snacks?

Back over here.

Hello, Erica Jane. How are you, Miss Sassy?

We're like the Spice Girls. Everybody is dressed so totally different.

I know. Sorry.

Hello. Hey, how are you? Hey.

Hi, beautiful. How are you doing?

Oh, I love your loungewear. Oh, thank you. I feel like I'm comfortable. I got

big scarf that's like a blanket. How are you? Hello.

Feel good?

So, I don't even know what day we're in today. Um, Jagger.

This morning, we were walking the dogs at night. He says, oh, can I talk to

Mommy? I said, sure, I know. Uh -oh. I know. Girl, what?

I know.

So he's like, are you and Daddy divorced?

No. Oh, did you just die?

Did you start running?

I said, no, honey, what makes you ask that? And he says, well, he said, did

you post something on Instagram?

I know Dorit tried her hardest to protect these children, but in this era

social media, it's damn near impossible.

I said, in marriages, when you're married for a long time, you can have

and downs.

Sometimes you need a little time apart.

And he said, but you and Daddy, you're always going to be friends, right?

You're always going to be best friends.

And I was like, well, I sure hope so.

Well, there's incentive for you.

Yeah, that breaks my heart.

Speaking of best friends, I did get a note from Garcelle.

And she really wants this day to be, like, positive and fun and put

aside.

And I think we need to get going because it does take us a while to get out

there.

Before I was rudely interrupted.

Well, sorry, we've got to go. We do have to go.

This was a long walk, y 'all.

Of all times to interrupt Sutton, this is not it.

Have some tact.

If we can try to get our things together and get going. We gotta go. What a

strange pumpkin you are sometimes, Sutton.

Sutton is not great with her timing sometimes.

She really is just thinking about her own thing and not the other person. What

happened to Dorit? It's terrifying.

I've been putting out fires all day today, too. But it wasn't held at

I'm sorry.

Sutton has a lot of rules for everyone else, but none for herself.

We need to get going. Get in the car.

Coming up.

Girl, those things are so high. Pull them down.

Girl, where are the weights?

Oh, there she is sitting all picturesque. On her sleeve. On her

I'm so excited.

Mary, you look so cute. Oh, you look so cute.

Gosh, your house looks amazing. Thank you.

OMG. Come on in. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Wow. This is so beautiful.

This is gorgeous.

I did everything myself. I am so impressed.

and so excited for Garcelle.

She worked her ass off for this place.

And she did it all on her own.

It's really, really a big accomplishment.

I have loungewear.

I tried to do things that I thought would be chic.

Oh, how fun is this? Hold on, hold on.

I have these comfy loungewares that I want the girls to get into so that they

can relax, not worried if they're wearing Gucci, LV, Chanel. You know how

goes. Tariq?

Thank you. You're welcome.

I did not spend all that time and effort curating this very cute outfit, only to

be told to change into pajamas.

Both? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, ma 'am. I don't know who wears pajamas to the beach anyway, but I

want to be a good sport.

What is this?

Who brought this?

Oh, this is for me.

It's a Dolce & Gabbana.

It matches your outfit. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

You have one?

Why am I clapping? This is amazing.

I expect Jennifer to, like, roll up with anything at this point.

It's a bow.

It's a Louis Vuitton bow.

I'm living for her necklace. It's so good. It's Chanel.

That bitch has got good shit.

We're going to change.

We're going to go to the beach. Then we're going to have a really nice

Yeah!

Girl, those things are so high. Pull them down.

Girl, where's the waist?

Up here. No.

Honey, your waist is down here.

Okay,

let's get out of here.

Okay, ladies, come on. I'm going to be here because Erica seems like a careful

driver.

It was like 200 feet. That felt like 15 miles.

This is beautiful.

Welcome to my beach.

Yay.

Good old -fashioned picnic.

So beautiful. So cute and nice. Look at the colors. I love it.

We have a bar.

God, you're cute.

Anybody want a drink?

Litchi martini. Yes. Okay, who's not doing something? Will you take a

Try that really quick. Of course. I can do that. You don't want me making your

joint. I'll tell you that. Down here.

Maybe back up just a little bit. I'm going to back up a little bit. Awesome.

Love it.

I'm going to do a couple angles. Oh, not tightly.

Sorry.

I'm going up.

Do you want a beach view, too?

Oh, yeah. But I think we might be backlit.

Yeah. Are we backlit?

You're backlit. We're backlit. Okay. No beach view.

Okay. But thank you very much.

This is so beautiful right here in the sun.

Yes. Can I have a Belvedere with club soda?

Not too strong.

I thought I may find you over here. At the bar on the beach.

I will have a, maybe I will have a non -alcoholic beer.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Do you have a minute?

Yeah. Yeah.

Squeezing in my lemons.

I thought we could talk. We can twerk.

Twerk, talk.

Should we walk in the beach?

Garcelle, you weren't at Kyle's house.

The fourth day. Yeah. She said her kid asked her if they were getting divorced.

That's hard. You know, it's hard because you know it's a matter of time. I

remember my son Jack's work. I'm putting him to bed, and we switch off every

Monday. Then he goes, when I'm with you, I miss Dad.

And when I'm with Dad, I miss you.

Oh, God.

Nobody prepares you for that.

Yeah. So Jagger saying that?

Well. Do you want to start or do you want me to start?

Damn, it's cold.

Listen.

First and foremost, did you consider us good friends?

Yes.

Do you want to salvage our friendship?

I do.

Do you?

Very much.

Okay. You know, your friendship has always meant a lot to me. I want to

this.

When you wrote to him and you said, you know, I've never repeated anything that

you said.

I know, I know that you were making him feel like he can talk to you and you're

not going to repeat it to me.

It's okay. Hold on, but you can't say I know that you were.

I'm sending this text and that was my way of saying I'm a trustworthy person.

don't repeat things. And I don't. You know me, Dorit. In this group of all

years. Anything anyone has confided in me, I have never repeated.

That was just my way of saying, I'm a safe space. I know he's not going to

out to me if he needed to. He's got a million friends.

Regardless, you writing that to him, Kyle, in a separation when two people

separated, and this is the point, is that,

are you my friend?

Is your loyalty with me?

Or are you his friend?

And your loyalty is with him.

Because if you're my friend in our separation and your loyalty is with me,

even if you're writing that and you're saying I'll never repeat it, I

damn well think and expect you to share information that would be helpful

to me. I think it's unrealistic for Kyle to be friends with me and PK given our

circumstance. Be a girlfriend.

Show some loyalty.

Be a girl's girl.

You know that girl's girl that you always talk about being?

Show me.

Obviously, in writing that, I wasn't thinking about choosing sides, you know,

that state of your relationship. I didn't know anything.

And he's never said anything bad about you, and I certainly would never talk

badly about you to PK in one million years.

I hope you know that.

This comes back to if we're friends, Kyle.

Just like what you would expect from me, I want you to also give me the same

respect. I agree 100%. What I would like to see is that we get to a place where

we're able to have conversations and feel comfortable telling one another how

we feel.

Yes, I would like that too.

Start earning back trust.

I really didn't think it was going to be difficult to maintain a friendship

between both Dorit and PK, because any time Dorit and I have gone through a

time in the past, PK and I have always maintained our friendship.

But if that's what she needs, I'm fine with that.

I just want to move forward and put all this negativity behind us.

We'll get to the other side of this.

I feel bad about PK because he actually has been a good friend, but I still

understand. And I do believe that women have to stick together.

Well, we're better together than going through this while we're going through

all the other stuff, too. Yeah, that's true. While we finally got to have a

better talk.

Oh, my God, yes.

I am so hungry. I like white meat like my men. No, I'm kidding. Oh, my God.

I'm hoping this is a breast.

If you don't know.

Aren't you the chef?

By the way, where are the other girls?

Are they dead yet? Because they could be dead.

They're not dead, but we could have killed each other.

Somebody be in the ocean.

Feed the fishes. Oh, my God.

Oh, here they come. Are y 'all okay?

We're OK freezing, but OK.

Oh my god, look at Erica, like E .T.

I'm tired of their drama.

I'm tired of their marital drama, and I'm tired of their drama with each

I hope they work it out, because quite honestly, I'm tired of this. Yeah, I'm

tired. I'm tired.

I want them to get along. We need peace.

I'm freezing.

I am so excited about this food.

I have a few games, ladies.

Are y 'all ready?

Yeah, we're ready.

What's the most embarrassing thing you could ask?

The waiter on a date.

When are you off?

Meet me out back.

What length would you go to for $1 million?

That ain't a lot of money now. So the answer is not very far.

Remember that movie with Demi Moore?

Indecent proposal.

He let her husband sleep with him for $1 million.

Wait, wait, let's pause there. What if it was $20 million?

Yes, where do we find the hello?

Yep. OK, Garcelle?

I've done it for less.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, my god.

Bitch, what?

Wait,

wait, wait. Let's switch it up, though. Would you let, how about if it was your

man, though?

Yes, we want the money. $20 million.

What the fuck about these people?

We want the money.

Let's pretend you were in love.

Erica has never been in love.

No.

I want one good love affair.

You really haven't had one. I want one of those things you see in the movies

where you just can't be apart.

And you're, oh my gosh, we must be together. Like romantic, and you do all

things in love where you feel it in your whole body.

I mean, I feel sex like that, but love?

I mean, I got to have some penetration to get there. Oh, Jesus.

I love love.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, there is a...

little voice that's like, be careful, be careful, be careful.

But I keep shoving rose petals on her and telling her, shut up!

Just let me be in love.

I fall in love every other day.

What about you, Tilly?

I'm in love with my ma 'am, yes.

Oh.

Is he your first? My first man?

No, your first love.

Were you a virgin when you met him?

My first man? My first man?

No,

I was in love with my husband, too.

My first husband, my only husband.

I feel like Sam was so instrumental in my life in so many ways. I feel like his

energy is still with me every day, honestly, every day. I'm like, thank

Sam. You know, when I get to use the valet parking instead of driving down

street looking for some free parking or, you know, when I buy a Gucci outfit,

I'm like, because Sam gave me a very good divorce settlement.

Should we get the lanterns ready?

We have them ready to go. I want everybody to make a wish, some kind of

gratitude. Oh, I love it. It doesn't have to do anything with this group. Oh,

girl, I got problems. It's all individual. It's what you're grateful

what you want to do. It's beautiful, Garcelle. It's really beautiful.

OK, then let's get in position, lady.

Be very gentle with your lanterns. Today was a little stressful, a little

emotional, but it was also a lot of fun.

It's shaking.

It's wild, yo.

I'm literally prepared to sacrifice this wish.

Bose is making, ah, ah, ah. I'm being like this. I'm being like this.

Wait, he's still, he's chasing it, though. He's chasing it.

He's still chasing my wish. Whose wish is that?

Oh, God, no.

Not my wish.

Oh,

this is a disaster. It is a disaster. Nobody's wishes are coming true.

You might as well not even wish.

Neither. Gone, baby, gone.

It blew away with the wind.

I can fix this!

I can fix this! My wish is that we continue our sisterhood. If I hear that

one more fucking time. Ah! There's a dead bird!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

There's more!

There's more! Later this season.

On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The baddest that showed up.

Get out!

Get out!

You might have to do this one.

Kathy,

get out of the way.

Kathy! You better grab your sister. Where is he going?

Sam wants a divorce. We're getting a divorce.

There's a law in California.

Community property, you would get half. He's trying to divorce you before 10

years. Oh, hell no!

I really am sorry for hurting you. I would never want to hurt you on purpose.

Do you guys think that you'd, like, move in together, like, before you guys got

married?

She would just love to hear you say that you love her, too.

I don't think that's any of your business.

You're such a bitch.

Don't call me a bitch in my home for sake. If somebody walks in my house and

calls me a bitch, those are fighting words.

You need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits.

Think you're bigger than her? I think my wallet is. You pose as a friend and

then oftentimes work as an enemy.

What do you things want from me?

Last week on Crazy Yacht from Hell.

Like Satan came on the boat.