All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S02E01 - Sister (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

Longer the world.

I've just counted ten fat people.

No, eleven, dear.

Carry one of these bags?

No, I told you, my arm hurts.

Pushing you away from me every night for
50 years has taken its toll on my body.

It's in his gravity.

You're so much cleverer at carrying
things than I am.

I should probably muck it all up. Why am
I always better at the things that you

don't want to do?

I'm not your servant, Freddy. Sure.

I would never think of you as my
servant. Good.

I think of you as my housekeeper.

It's a more important contribution.

Yes, and what exactly is it that you
contribute?

You haven't had an acting job in months.

That's because I'm at an awkward age.

You have been at an awkward age for
three decades.

If I could just stick it out a bit
longer, I'd segue into a whole new range

roles.

Corpses?

So, what is it you need to talk... Talk
about violence. Yes, why, we're all

yours. You take all the time you need.

Thank you, darling.

Did you tell her that we have an
appointment and we need to take on in 20

minutes?

Good.

We don't really have an appointment, do
we?

Good.

It concerns my husband, Jasper. Oh, yes,
that's right. I keep forgetting you're

married. Well, apparently so does he.

You see, I haven't seen Jasper since we
returned from our honeymoon.

Seems he's disappeared.

Oh, poor Violet. If there's anything you
need... Oh, thank you, Stuart.

Oh. No, don't touch the cheese.

It's just for show.

Oh, we're sorry.

But I don't understand. Why didn't you
say anything before this?

I suppose I was ashamed.

Perhaps I can say something to make you
feel better. Would you like that? Very

much, darling. Well, you have nothing to
be ashamed about, so you hold your head

up high, even though people are going to
see you as pathetic and rejected, cast

off, abandoned, unlovable.

I've changed my mind. I'd rather you
didn't make me feel better.

Of course.

When you're ready, you'll just let me
know.

Can I tell Ash? I think maybe I'd like
to. Violet's husband has left her.

I'm sorry, Violet. He didn't leave me.
He just seems to have stepped out for a

few weeks.

I'm sure he'll turn up soon and then
we'll all laugh about it.

You hold on to that thought, dear.

Gosh, now I feel bad about coming round
to talk about my new girlfriend.

You should.

Of course not, Ash. I'm very happy for
you.

Thanks, Violet.

I only hope she's able to satisfy you.

Because if she's not able to satisfy
you... It's not weird.

Good.

How exactly?

Stuart, drinks. I see lots of empty
glasses.

Stop treating me like a servant, Freddy.

I've told you I don't like it.

You'll notice he still gets the drinks.

Oh, I have a fun idea.

Why don't we all take you out to dinner?

To cheer you up, Violet. Oh, I've been
dying to try that new sushi restaurant.

Yes, and why not eat monkey's brains too
while we're at it?

Oh, don't be so ignorant, Freddy.

I'm sure it's not all bizarre, uncooked,
stinky God knows what.

Are you coming, Ash? I can't, sorry.
I've got plans with my girlfriend.

Will you please stop?

Talking about your girlfriend. Can't you
see this woman is all alone?

Terrified and forgotten.

She's got nobody.

Can you believe how insensitive he's
been?

Who's paying for this, anyway?

We all are, Mason.

It's to make Violet feel better.

Because her husband's been so awful to
her.

Then shouldn't he be pained?

Violet, we've been waiting ages.

Yes, and I can't stay much longer.

Why? Don't you have to go?

I do have a life outside of all of you.

No, you don't.

Please, Mr. Violet, I'm sorry I missed
her. You can't go!

The only reason we invited you is so
we'd have another person to split the

with. Yeah, I realise that now.

And it's very expensive, too.

Everybody order one thing. No drinks.

I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.

Oh, my goodness, Violet.

Imagine seeing you here in Japan.

We're not in Japan. You didn't miss
anything, Vi, only Mason being an

Let me just get something.

I'm in a frightful state.

You see that?

Does it have anything to do with your
husband?

In a way.

I've just got an email from my sister.

She's coming to visit.

You've never mentioned a sister.

Well, Lillian and I haven't seen each
other in years.

She married a wealthy man and moved
away.

And since then, she's always looked down
on me.

I've no idea why.

Perhaps because your life never amounted
to much.

I have something to tell you, but I
don't want you to think me uncouth.

You've just pulled a bottle of vodka out
of your bag.

It's a little late for that, don't you
think?

I lied to Lillian.

When I got married, I told her Jasper
was very successful and we lived in a

grand flat with a staff of servants.

Now, when she arrives tomorrow, she's
going to learn the truth, that he left

And I've got nothing.

What if I had an idea that could solve
everything? That's impossible.

The only way you could solve this is
with some elaborate deception where one

us pretends to be Violet's husband and
the rest of us pose as the household

staff. Of course, we'd have to do it in
our flat.

Hers is a hellhole.

That was my idea.

Oh, well, that could work.

I had a great time tonight.

And even though it hasn't been that
long, I feel like we know each other

well, Jessica.

My name's not Jessica.

It's Jeff.

Oh, I thought it was short for Jessica.

It's not.

Well, aside from not knowing your name,
I feel like we've gotten really close.

I do too.

Hey, do you want to get some ice cream?

Sure.

I was thinking...

Do you want to move in with me?

I haven't even met your family yet.

You will soon, I promise.

And then you'll definitely want to move
in with me.

Well, see, I still don't know that much
about you, Ash.

Well, I already know all I need to know
about you, Jessica.

Jess.

Shit.

I can't thank you enough for doing this
for me, Stuart.

We're not stewards.

Jasper, your loving and successful
husband.

Right.

Oh, I hope this works.

Look, it's only one lunch.

Then Lillian has to catch a train. Oh,
she should be here any moment. Where's

Freddy? Why do I have to be the butler?

It's much more believable if I'm the
husband.

Well, you're the one who pinched the
costume from when you were on Downton

Abbey.

They gave it to me. Besides, you're
never going to pass it straight. You're

making that rug gay just by standing on
it.

Oh, I can pass it straight.

After all, I have had sex with a woman.
Yes, over 50 years ago.

Well, I imagine it still works the same,
doesn't it?

More or less.

It's changed a bit over the years.

I can't even tell you the things we're
expected to do now.

I only do them to be polite.

I guarantee that I will be able to pass
a straight credit.

Well, perhaps if you don't move or open
your mouth, anyone can see that you

should clearly be the servant. Now, what
is that supposed to mean?

Nothing. Just that you look and behave
like a servant, that's all. Well, you're

an actor.

Think of it as a role.

Yes, of course, I am an actor.

This could be the greatest performance
of my career.

All right, take it down a notch, Sir
Lawrence Oliver Gay.

Oh, that's Lillian.

Oh, good luck, everyone.

Oh,

you're

the butler. Go and answer it.

Wait, what's my name?

Freddie.

Freddie.

Got it.

Hello, Val.

Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut.

No speaking until you've been announced.

Name, please.

Lillian Haverfield Wickham.

No, I didn't get that.

Speak up.

Lillian Haverfield Wickham. Yes, may I
present the lady... Are you a lady?

No.

Well, may I present the perfectly
ordinary person, then, Lillian

-Wilsonfield.

All right, go and say hello. We're
finished.

Violet, dearest.

Lillian, darling. It's been so long. Let
me look at you.

Okay, I'm finished.

And you must be Jasper.

to meet you.

Violet didn't tell me how handsome you
were.

Oh, my goodness, thank you.

I mean, thank you.

Violet speaks so highly of you.

Usually after we've had sex.

You must forgive Jasper. He has an
insatiable sexual appetite.

But I can't get enough of this one.

Shall I find you something to vomit in,
madam?

I'm all right for the time being, thank
you.

All right, don't just stand there. Take
the lady's coat.

All right, calm down.

Mayor. I love your flat.

Oh, thank you.

Why are you thanking me? It's not your
flat.

No, I beg your pardon, but the master is
so kind that I often think of this home

as my own.

You see, I never came from much.

Mother died when I was six.

And then they sent me off to the
workhouse, and this is the only family

ever known.

What a touching story.

They do get attached.

All right, pull yourself together, or
it's back to the workhouse.

I'm about to introduce you to the most
important people in my life, Jess. I'm

excited. Oh, I hope they like me.

I know they will. You'll never meet more
authentic people than these.

Master Ash, to see you.

Ash, darling.

Come to mummy.

We weren't expecting you home this
early, son.

Were we, dearest?

Yum, yum.

No, we weren't.

OK.

Aren't you going to introduce me to
everybody, Ash?

Why?

Maybe they should introduce themselves
first.

I'm Ash's father, Jasper, dear, and this
ravishing creature is my wife,

Violet. And I'm Ash's stepmother,
darling, but we've become incredibly

Now, give Mummy a kiss.

Ash is from my first marriage.

I've had sex with a lot of women.

I am Freddie, the butler.

You see, I never came from much.

Mother died when I was six. Nobody wants
to hear all that again. Go and fill

some glasses.

Oh, yes, I believe you mentioned Jasper
had a son. I never knew you could be so

maternal. I'm very maternal.

Sometimes when Ash has a nightmare...

He even climbs into bed with us.

No, I don't.

That's so sweet.

And unusual.

And didn't you also tell me he was a
champion gymnast, Violet?

I did.

Why would you say that, Mum?

Oh, do something for us. A backflip,
perhaps.

I'd rather not.

I didn't know you were a gymnast.

Oh, yes, he's very limp.

Oh, do, please.

Come on, son, you're embarrassing us in
front of company.

Not really, I... Oh, just do it, for
Christ's sake.

My,

what a very high -pitched... squeal that
was.

Is it all right if I hoover in here?

Not a good time, Penelope.

Well, I leave at five, so if you want it
done, it'll have to be soon.

Oh, could I have a glass of water,
please?

No, who do you think I am?

Hey, drink!

And I see lots of empty glasses.

You know, sometimes I'm not quite sure
what he does, other than cash my checks.

Might I have a word with you in the
kitchen, sir?

If you will excuse us.

He probably wants to tell me another one
of his sob stories so he can squeeze a

few more pounds out of me.

You're treating me horribly. What are
you talking about? I'm only doing it for

violent. Well, it seems like you're
enjoying bussing me around entirely too

much. Oh, is this your way to get even
with me? Of course not.

No, he told him... Because you are so
believable as the butler. The character

you've created is so vivid and alive.

He is, yes. Well, that's because I came
up with a backstory for him.

You see... Yeah, I know. We've heard it
several times.

Just try to be a little kinder.

Freddy is more fragile than he lets on.

All right.

I feel like I've been talking about
myself and my wonderful life all this

Tell me, Lillian, how's your husband?

He's still dead.

But we're getting along better.

I can't believe your sisters.

You both seem so different.

And haven't you got the most beautiful
hair I've ever seen in my entire life?

They don't seem that different to me.

So, Ash, what brings you both here?

Well, I wanted to introduce you to Jess
and tell you that I, uh... Never mind.

Tell us what, darling.

Maybe now's not the best time.

Ash asked me to move in with him. I said
I had to think about it.

Already? Yeah.

Why? Don't you think it's a bit quick,
son?

Yes, well, you must think long and hard
about this, Ash. You know we only want

what's best for you, but I'd hate to see
you rushing into something when you're

not ready.

No, this is a serious step.

I know. I really want you to support me
in this, Freddy.

Yes, and I would like to, but I just
can't.

Can I ask why the butler's opinion is so
important?

Well, it's just that he practically
raised Ash.

You do know that Freddie's mother died
when he was only six.

And then the poor thing was basically
sold into child slavery.

Obviously, that's going to have an
effect on his behaviour at times.

Thank you.

Yes, dear? but Freddy sometimes
oversteps his bounds.

He is an employee and needs to know his
place.

So let's go, you drinks.

All right, I've had enough. How dare you
speak to me like that, you little shit.

That's it.

You're fired.

Fired? I've been with this family for 30
years.

I can't do his work and mine.

I have no idea.

Shouldn't you be catching your train,
Lillian?

Didn't I tell you? I'm not catching the
train. I've decided to stay with you for

a while.

Who do I speak to about my redundancy
package?

I think it's time we had a little talk,
Lillian. Yes, I agree. It's been too

long.

I hadn't even realised your husband had
died.

Two. starting to make me self
-conscious.

Look, there's something I have to tell
you, Lillian.

Before you do, there's something I have
to tell you, too.

I don't have any money, Violet.

I'm broke.

Both my husbands left me with nothing.
And all four of my children are drug

addicts. But that's a whole other story.

I've lied to you all these years to make
myself seem something I wasn't.

Now, what did you want to tell me?

That I've never liked you.

Now I think you should leave.

I don't feel comfortable having a liar
in my home.

Fine, I'll go.

It's been absolutely splendid meeting
you all, but I must be heading home.

Oh, and just so you know, your husband's
gay.

Well, not really.

We've all just been pretending, darling,
in order to make my sister think that

I'm wealthy. This is Freddie and
Stuart's flat, and we're all their

Oh, my God, that's... amazing.

I think I want to move in here.

Welcome to our little family, Jessica.

Oh, it's actually just Jess.

No, it's Jessica.

I was only kidding before.

Duh.

You people are all fucking insane.

May I have some more tea, please?

Certainly.

And I shouldn't have to ask. I should
never be looking at an empty cup.

Well, here we are again. You treating me
like rubbish.

And me waiting upon you.

But it feels right somehow.

It does Morning