All language subtitles for Vicious (2013) - S01E04 - Clubbing (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)

Oh, sorry, we're having frightful
problems with our phone.

Yet I've no idea when it'll be fixed,
but I'll call you the second it is.

I said I can't hear you. Oh, Violet,
hello.

No, of course I can hear you.

Yes, come right over.

Every morning I wake up to some new
abomination with my body.

All my toes are now sticking out in
different directions.

It's like someone yelled fire in a
crowded theatre.

Ed, your back was cracking so much last
night, I thought you were making popcorn

in bed.

That's because I have to contort myself
into ridiculous positions to get as far

away from you as possible.

I don't want you anywhere near me
either.

It takes all my willpower every night
not to roll you onto the floor.

My entire body is creaking. I sound like
a haunted house.

When did this happen to us? Us?

I feel perfectly spry. I've never felt
younger. In fact, I was thinking of

running today.

Just so long as you keep going in the
one direction.

At least I still have my looks.

You haven't held on to them nearly as
well as I have. But of course, everybody

knows that.

Bollocks.

You look like a rotting pumpkin.

How could anyone find you more
attractive than me? I don't know, but

And the violet spy, who's better
looking, Stuart or me?

Just tell the truth.

Nobody's going to be mad at you.

Well, I don't know.

You're both so handsome.

Yes.

But if someone put a gun to your head
and you had to pick, who would it be?

Is someone going to put a gun to my
head?

Just pick, Violet. I'd rather not.

She's afraid to say. It's clear that
it's me.

Half your face is in your lap. It can't
be you.

one of us. This is making my stomach
very upset.

Never mind.

Thank you.

You know, I was coming here to share
some good news, but sometimes I get the

feeling you don't even care what's going
on in my life.

You know that's not true. Of course we
care.

What's the good news?

You really... want to know?

Don't make us drag it out of you, dear.
Tell us or don't. We only care so much.

I'm in love.

That's marvellous. Yes, we can't wait to
meet him.

Neither can I.

You've not met him yet? Only online, but
we've been emailing for weeks and now

I'm finally ready to go to Argentina.

Tina? That's why I've been learning
Spanish.

And hopefully he's been learning
English.

Do you remember when you asked us why
you've had 500 failed relationships?

It's because of this crap.

Yes, indeed. I don't understand, Violet.
You're always travelling the globe to

meet these strange men.

Why can't you ever find anybody at home
to mistreat you?

Believe me, I've tried.

I promise you're not going to judge me.
All right, I promise.

I'm going to, though.

Oh, Ash!

Is it an OK time?

Of course. Come in.

You remember our friend, Violet? Aye.

Just so you know, Ash, I'm no longer
available.

I have a lover.

You have an email.

Hello, Ash. What can we do for you? I've
just got a new job.

Handing out flyers at a nightclub. And I
wanted to invite you guys.

A club?

Oh, I don't think so.

The last time I went clubbing, Grace
Jones punched me for stepping on her

knee.

Why don't you ask this again in a few
months when we've had proper time to

prepare ourselves?

Yeah, the thing is I get paid by the
head.

He gets paid to give head.

He gets paid for the amount of people he
brings into the club.

Oh.

Less interesting.

You'd be helping me tons.

Well, if it would help you, we'll go.

Great. Besides, I used to get my fair
share of attention.

Turned a few heads and stomachs.

I can't go, Ash, because I'll be with
Ignacio in Argentina.

Please stop looking so jealous.

Well, perhaps you should be going now,
dear. We have to start planning our

outfits. So, bon voyage. Oh, all right.
Good luck, Violet. I'll call.

I'm going to miss you both very much.

Oh, this is lovely.

Why are we here again?

We're going out to a club? Oh, of
course.

This isn't the club, though.

No, dear, it's not.

This is going to be such fun!

When was the last time we all went out?
I can't remember, because I still don't

have a drink.

We almost didn't invite you, Mason. But
I said, oh, let's do.

He's got no one.

I'm so excited. Thanks for including me.
You're welcome, Penelope. Is the music

a bit too loud?

We're not there yet, dear.

Of course we're not.

Hello, everyone.

Is this too much or not enough?

I think we're going to need another
option.

Something with the word hideous in it.

Don't you look smart.

I see you're wearing an extra chin for
the occasion.

I'm not sure that's quite the style
anymore, Fredding. And I'm not sure why

you're here.

Do I look all right?

Not really.

Hey. Hello, Ash.

We're all ready. These are proper club
clothes, are they not, Ash?

I think you look...

All of you, look.

Yeah. Wonderful.

Well, shall we go?

Yes.

Oh.

What?

Last time I wore this, a young man gave
me his telephone number. Maybe I should

give him a call.

You realize he'll be at least 60 by now.

Oh, shit.

Right, I'll just get you guys a table,
then I've got to get to work.

What do you think you do here?

I stand up front in a tight T -shirt and
beg people to come in.

It's not something just anybody can do.

Are you sure?

But for somebody older than us.

It's a mirror.

Right,

I've got to get to work. I've got a good
spot up front and I need to get there

before the crack holes take it over.

What kind of a club is it, anyway?

I see boys and girls and boys and boys
and girls and girls.

I have no idea. Ever since they came out
with lesbians who aren't plain and

misshapen, I've been confused.

I don't care how higgledy -piggledy it
all is now.

Although it is lovely they don't herd us
into police vans and throw us into

prison anymore.

Look, Stuart.

What? That young woman is heading your
way.

Oh, well, it's nice after all these
years to see that I still have it. Hi,

Emma. What's your name? He only likes
dick.

I never think you'll have to excuse her.
She's insane.

I'm Stuart.

Hi, Stuart. Can I ask you a question?

Of course.

I think your friend is really hot. Can
you introduce me?

You needn't ask him, my dear. My name is
Freddy, and it's a pleasure to meet

you. I meant the other friend.

Not this thing.

Oh, that's right, I forgot. I'm sitting
next to George Clooney. What an honour.

I think she was talking about Anne.

Oh, it's really bloody cold out there.

Anne's raining.

Yeah, how do you know?

Emma. Hi.

Hey. Well, perhaps you can both schedule
a date to get to know each other

better.

Or now we'll be fine.

I can't believe this. Nobody's even
looking at us. I know. It's like we're

invisible. Well, at least we've got each
other. Let's just stick together the

whole evening.

Do you want to get a drink?

God, yes.

It looks like just one of you is
invisible.

When did you change the furniture in
this room? I love it.

Please get her out of here.

Morning. You left early last night.

I only noticed because someone said,
look, Grandpa's leaving.

Oh, yes, thank you for that. Good
morning, Balthazar.

Oh, look. Look, his one eye is open.

Well, I hope he's not using it to look
at me, considering I'm so monstrous.

Stuart, let me tell you something that's
going to make you feel a lot better.

You were always unattractive.

I don't understand.

I've always been the beautiful one.

People used to think I was a girl till I
was 16.

Well, I had a wonderful time. Good to
get out.

Got to meet lots of Ashy's mates, too.

I'll go.

Oh, and they even played a song by Cher.
Did you know that she's still alive?

No, Ash!

It's Ash!

I had a wicked time last night, Freddie.

The mayor thought you were wild.

Rob and Tom, good lads. Polite,
considerate, well -mannered.

Rob feels really bad about puking on
you.

That's all right. It mostly went on Tom.

Do you want to come again tonight?

If I hand out 1 ,000 flyers, I get two
people in for free before 10pm.

It sounds like they really like you
there.

I even get to work inside tonight, so,
yeah.

I'm kind of a big fish on the club
scene.

Shall we ask Stuart if he wants to come
too?

Oh, I don't know. He really changes the
whole atmosphere when he's with us.

We all click so well together, we should
probably just keep it our little group.

Hello, Ash.

You left early last night.

Did you have a good time?

Do you mean, did I enjoy blending in
with the wallpaper? No, I did not.

See, I told you, we don't want to be
around that.

What are you whispering about?

I was just seeing if you guys wanted to
come out again tonight.

I thought we'd decided we weren't going
to ask him.

No, thank you. Oh, are you sure you
don't want to come?

Well, all right.

We'll miss you.

Ash, please, come and help me pick out
something appropriate for this evening.

People still wear feather bows, don't
they?

OK, I've got to get to work.

I'm really busy, so you probably won't
see me all night.

Hip -hop Thursdays?

Hip -hop Thursdays?

So, nobody wants to sit?

Nobody's feet are tired?

Am I not? I just wanted to make sure you
were both okay.

Oh, I'm so wasted. Oh, me too. I went to
Brian's for a pre -lash. Oh, I didn't

do my lashes tonight.

But I did put on eyeliner.

Hey, do you guys want to do Jagerbond?
Oh!

Hey!

Listen, Rob, I know what that is, but I
feel like Tom probably doesn't.

Maybe you should just explain it to him.

I know what Jagerbonds are.

Why don't you? Of course I do.

No, I'd love to smoke one.

You're hilarious.

Oi, go get us a couple.

I don't have any money.

Oh, me neither.

Hey, why don't we find some old bloke to
buy them for us?

Right. And I want change.

Did you just yawn? No.

I thought you did.

Freddy, Harry needs to go to the toilet.
Will you hold these for a second? Well,

hurry up. I don't want anybody to think
that I'm... Can I have a flyer? Well,

actually, I'm not... All right, then.

Hip -hop Thursdays.

Hip -hop Thursdays.

Hip -hop Thursdays.

Would you like anything with your tea,
Penelope? Oh, a biscuit would be lovely.

We've run out.

Maybe a little cake, then? Or a scone?
We don't have either of those, I'm

afraid.

Piece of fruit?

Apple? Sorry.

Toast?

No, I'm fine with just a tea.

Well, you'll let me know if you want
anything else.

You'll be enjoying tonight.

Oh, is he out?

Yes, went clubbing again with Ash.

Honestly, the whole thing is so
preposterous. One person buys him a

suddenly he's Paris Hilton.

You seem a bit upset.

I'm not upset.

I'm fine.

So what if nobody noticed me?

What's wrong, sweetheart? You can talk
to me.

Really?

Why not?

It's just... It's not fair.

I've always been the better -looking
one.

He's had his career, I've had my looks.

And if I've lost them, I'm not sure I
know who I am anymore.

Suddenly, I just feel so old. Oh, don't
say that. But it's true.

What is the point of even going out

anything. I've never told you this, but
when I lost my husband 25 years ago, I

thought I'd lost myself too.

I didn't know who I was without him.

You see, I'd never been alone before.

I never knew that. But I kept living,
and I found out I liked who I was.

And I know who you are.

You were never just your looks.

You were always so much more.

A bright, intelligent man who people
were drawn to because of who you were

inside.

I look at you and I still see a vibrant,
beautiful man.

I always will.

Oh, Penelope, you're actually making
sense.

So go out, enjoy yourself.

Leave...

I don't know what to say. I meant every
word of it, Freddie.

I'm Stuart!

Oh.

Thank you for a lovely time.

Where do you want to go next?

I don't know.

Where do you want to go next, Freddy?

Next.

You mean after this?

Leave this location and then go to
another location.

Tonight.

There's a squat party in Shoreditch.
Let's get shit there, chef.

I don't know what any of that means.

You coming?

Well, maybe I'll meet you later.

I'm just going to put my head down on
the table for a few minutes.

Is this seat taken?

Sure. What are you doing here?

Well, Penelope told me that I was a
wonderful person and that I had to

who I was and go out and live life.

Penelope told you that?

No, actually, she told you that.

But the point is, she was right. So what
if I'm getting older and I'm no longer

as attractive as I was? I'm not going to
let that stop me from doing anything.

And I was just thinking I wanted to sit
at home until we died.

Why don't we stay here for a few more
minutes?

Stuart?

Yes?

You look very handsome tonight.

Oh, thank you.

Would you like to dance?

I thought you'd never ask.

Should we go to bed?

Yeah.

Oh, wait a minute. We've got a message.

need to talk to one of you immediately
so could you please give me a call

I'm sure she's fine.

Well, it was nice they offered you a job
handing out flyers.

That was very flattering, yes.