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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,216 This programme contains depictions of drug abuse, 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,976 very strong language 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,056 and scenes of a sexual nature. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,960 Please be aware that this programme also contains themes of suicide. 5 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,000 And it's hard. And, erm... 6 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,160 Bunny. 7 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,360 Bunny, the pier is burning down. 8 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,816 There's fire engines and police cars 9 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,440 and all these people on the beach are just watching it burn. 10 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,336 The starlings are going mad. 11 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,696 They're screaming, Bun. Libby. 12 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,016 All the little babies are burning in their nests. 13 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,496 I can't bear it. Libby, hey, 14 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,720 it'll be alright, baby. 15 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,656 Don't worry. 16 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,776 I'm scared, Bunny. 17 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,616 I can smell the smoke from here. 18 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,816 When are you coming home? 19 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,600 I need you. 20 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,536 And, Bunny, listen. 21 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,936 There's this guy running round attacking women with a pitchfork, 22 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,696 from up north. Fuck. 23 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,016 Bunny, it's on the telly. 24 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,096 He paints his face red and wears these horns. 25 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,096 Plastic horns, you know? Fuck sake. 26 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,376 Bunny? 27 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,840 Are you off your Tegretol, baby? 28 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,280 Libby, tell me you've been taking the Tegretol. 29 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,040 Turn the TV off, go to bed. 30 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,776 Yeah? Take a sleeping tablet. 31 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,176 Yeah, look, fuck it, take two sleeping tablets. 32 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,616 Get some rest. 33 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,656 I'll be home tomorrow. 34 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,456 Early. 35 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,719 Can't you get home tonight? 36 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,376 I would if I could. 37 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,920 I'm miles and miles away. 38 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,919 Oh, Bunny. 39 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,400 You fucking liar. 40 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,080 You got your hands full there, darlin'. 41 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,480 It's my wife. 42 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,840 She suffers from depression. 43 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,256 Who doesn't? 44 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,040 No. It's a medical condition. 45 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,336 She's on medication. 46 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,576 Oh, baby. 47 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,016 She forgets to take her pills. 48 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,776 You know? Mm. 49 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,240 She'll take them now. 50 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,600 She'll be fine after she takes- Hush now, baby. 51 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,336 Call me Bunny. 52 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,160 -I'll call you any damn thing - you want, sweetie. -No. 53 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,480 Call me Bunny. 54 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,056 Ah. Ah. 55 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,479 Yeah. Ah. 56 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,880 I'm fucking Bunny Munro. 57 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,199 ♪ Oh, baby 58 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,800 ♪ It's a commitment 59 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,200 ♪ It's a commitment, baby 60 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,040 ♪ M-M-My wife don't like it 61 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,000 ♪ My wife don't like it! 62 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,360 ♪ It's a commitment, yeah 63 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,560 ♪ We gotta love one another or die, brother 64 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,416 ♪ We gotta love one another or die 65 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,280 ♪ Oh, baby 66 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,616 ♪ Cos it's superglue 67 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,560 ♪ It's superglue 68 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,600 ♪ It's superglue, baby! 69 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,480 ♪ Knock 'em dead 70 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,440 ♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪ 71 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,240 Anything else? 72 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,360 Tea. 73 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,120 Bloody "please" wouldn't hurt. Hold on. 74 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,576 Come here. 75 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,360 Please. 76 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,200 Please. 77 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,600 Beautiful. 78 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,200 What? "River." 79 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,776 That's a fucking beautiful name. Yeah? 80 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,536 -My mum called me it. -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 81 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,536 Cos I was born near the river. 82 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,280 -Huh. -Mm. Lucky you weren't born near a toilet. 83 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,640 Guess what my name is. 84 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,800 -I'm Bunny. -Bunny. -Bunny. 85 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,280 Wow. Suddenly River doesn't seem so bad. 86 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,000 Here. 87 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,216 Da-dah. 88 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,240 Now... 89 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,976 ...take this. What is it? 90 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,360 Only the finest hand cream known to mankind. 91 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,120 Elastin-rich. Extra relief. 92 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,160 Silky smooth. 93 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,280 You sell this, yeah? 94 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,400 But you can have it, free. 95 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,320 Bloody miraculous stuff. 96 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,840 ♪ JOHNNY THUNDER: I'm Alive ♪ 97 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,720 I can give you a demonstration if you like. 98 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,920 ♪ I'm alive! 99 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,216 ♪ And I see things mighty clear today 100 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,176 ♪ I'm alive! 101 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,160 ♪ Mmm 102 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,600 ♪ I'm alive! 103 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,376 ♪ And I'm breathing clean, fresh air today 104 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,856 ♪ I'm alive 105 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,600 ♪ Yes, I am 106 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,360 ♪ And I'm real 107 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,160 ♪ I can taste and touch and see and feel I'm alive 108 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,656 ♪ Mmm 109 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,439 ♪ I'm alive! 110 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,016 ♪ I'm alive 111 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,920 ♪ Yeah 112 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,000 ♪ Hey! 113 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,520 ♪ Baby! 114 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,319 I'm coming, baby! 115 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,519 ♪ I'm alive... ♪ 116 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,679 ♪ I'm alive... 117 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,040 ♪ I'm alive... ♪ 118 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,256 What the fuck? Jesus. 119 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,280 Dad? 120 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,496 Hi, Dad. 121 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,280 What the fuck happened here? 122 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,056 I don't know. I'm sorry. 123 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,800 There are Coco Pops everywhere. Well, don't do that. 124 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,096 What's this? Oh. 125 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,960 That was me. Sorry. 126 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,056 But I didn't break the bulbs. 127 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,896 Where's your mother? 128 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,976 She's locked herself in her room. 129 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,336 She won't come out, Dad. 130 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,696 What? Libby? 131 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,599 Lib? 132 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,600 Libby. 133 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,416 Libby. Dad, 134 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,256 did you know that the Sun orbits the galactic centre 135 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:34,280 at a distance of 26,606-What? 136 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,240 Baby. 137 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,216 Ha! 138 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,280 Hey. 139 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,680 Come on, baby, it's your bunny man. 140 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,456 Open the door. 141 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,336 Open the door! 142 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,816 Libby! Libby! 143 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,216 Hoy! Argh! I've got a key. 144 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,496 Fuck! Argh! 145 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,216 Dad. Libby! 146 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,016 -I've got a key. -Libby! -Dad! 147 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,640 What? I've got a key. 148 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,879 Well, why didn't you say so? Christ. 149 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,200 No 150 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,216 No. 151 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:14,320 On three. One, two, three. 152 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,256 Do not scratch that now. Got it. 153 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,056 Gently 154 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,840 Make sure her head's in. 155 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,000 Take it slow cos the family's in the next room. 156 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,656 Oh! 157 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,736 Right. 158 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,720 Ready? 159 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,559 ♪ J.J. CALE: Cherry ♪ ♪ Cherry... 160 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,480 ♪ Cherry 161 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,160 ♪ Will you love me too? ♪ 162 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,320 Libby Pennington. 163 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,600 Will you marry me? 164 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,136 What? 165 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,520 Libby Pennington-You're drunk. 166 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,040 Ask me in the morning. 167 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,080 I'm not drunk. 168 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,696 And... 169 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,656 it is the morning. 170 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,719 Fuck. 171 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,576 Will you honour and obey me? 172 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,600 Fuck, yeah. 173 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,600 Bunny? 174 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,776 Yeah. 175 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800 Of course. 176 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,520 Wait. Er... Wait. 177 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,016 What? What? 178 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,799 What does that say? What? 179 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,440 If you can make it to the mirror... 180 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,519 ...you'll find out. 181 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,680 "Extend your loving devotion to all those who know you..." 182 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,720 ...and your righteousness to be upright in heart. 183 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,656 Let not the foot of the proud come against me. 184 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,736 "Nor the hand of the wicked drive me away." 185 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,736 Amen. 186 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,000 Amen. Amen. 187 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,136 My dear family and friends, 188 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,896 thank you for joining us today, 189 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:49,120 as we celebrate and honour the life of our beloved Libby. 190 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,216 Libby was a cherished member of our community, 191 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,200 full of life and much loved by all. 192 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,656 Although she is no longer with us... Bunny. 193 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,576 ...she lives on in our thoughts. 194 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,040 Seen this cunt? And in our hearts. 195 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,096 Libby... 196 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,880 was a kind and loving woman... 197 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,736 ...with a beautiful son 198 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,576 and a devoted husband. 199 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,616 Each of you here today... 200 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,760 may have only known one facet of Libby. 201 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,896 As a family member. 202 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,840 As a friend. 203 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,160 As a mother. 204 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,056 It is only when we shine light on all of these facets 205 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,400 that we may hope to see Libby as a whole person. 206 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,720 If any of Libby's loved ones would... care to say a few words? 207 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Oh, yeah. 208 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,960 Motherfucker. 209 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,839 State of it. 210 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,160 He heard me. 211 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,800 Jesus, Bun, are you ready for this? 212 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,880 What's that? 213 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,616 Well, I was just saying- Didn't quite hear. 214 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,279 Didn't catch it, trifle deaf. Piss off. 215 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,200 You're talking to Bunny Munro, babes. 216 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,080 You haven't seen me once I get going. 217 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,240 What you doing? 218 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,736 The... The light hurt my eyes. 219 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,120 I think I probably need some cream on them or something. 220 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,520 You alright? 221 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,760 I didn't know where you were, and... 222 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,216 They put the coffin in the ground and put the mud on it, so... 223 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,280 : Fuck. Come on. 224 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,256 I'm sorry, bwana. 225 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,336 Yeah. Sorry, mate. 226 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,696 Alright, fuck face. Jesus, babe, mind your manners. 227 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,696 Sorry, babe. I'm so sorry. 228 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,640 You OK? 229 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,096 Yeah. Er, listen, Bun, 230 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,416 we still heading to your place for the party? 231 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,360 The what? 232 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,240 -Well the... the after-party, you - know. -Do you mean my wife's wake? 233 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,936 That's the one. Sorry. 234 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah, yeah, course. 235 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,176 Listen, I'll see you there, yeah, 236 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,200 I just need to... Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure, yeah. 237 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,536 Just stay there for a minute, yeah? 238 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,296 OK, Dad. Screw that, I'm driving. 239 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,680 -Oh, and he's fucking serious - as well. -What you doing? 240 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,880 Erm... Mrs Pennington. 241 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,296 Have you any idea how much I despise you? 242 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,400 I know. 243 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,519 But, Mrs Pennington, I... 244 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,200 I need your help. 245 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,656 It's, erm... Well, it's about your grandson. 246 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,680 I just thought you could look after him for a while. 247 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,879 I can't do it. I don't know how. 248 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,639 The great Bunny Munro. 249 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,360 The problem is, Bunny... 250 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,936 ...I look at him and all I can see is you. 251 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,296 And when I see you, 252 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,080 all I can think of is my baby... 253 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,816 ...marching up my driveway 254 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:49,640 with yet another pair of dirty knickers she's found in your car. 255 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,400 I see her alone... 256 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,200 ...and scared and broken. 257 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,920 When I see you... 258 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,280 ...I see my little baby hanging. 259 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,456 So... 260 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,880 ...no? 261 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,816 You were no kind of husband. 262 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,976 Yeah? What about you? Get up, you lazy cunt. 263 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,136 Don't you dare! He's twice the man you'll ever be! 264 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,656 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 265 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,776 You're right. 266 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,800 Can't do this though, can he? 267 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,160 Can he? No? How about this? 268 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,016 You pig! 269 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,376 You disgusting piece of shit! Ah, bollocks. 270 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,776 I was only joking anyway. As if I need YOUR help. 271 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,720 As if I'd leave him with you, my boy. 272 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,679 What you fucking looking at? Get fucked. 273 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,496 You weren't... really gonna leave me with... 274 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,616 Granny, were you Dad? 275 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,656 No. 276 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,759 Course not. 277 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,719 Oi, oi! 278 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,440 Come on, Kylie! What a tune! 279 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,120 Oof! Oh, well, that uh... 280 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,136 -It was a good service, wasn't it? -Yeah, it was alright. -Yeah, yeah. 281 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,856 Yeah, it was alright. 282 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,736 Hey, Bun, it's a bit dark in here, in't it mate? 283 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,616 Where have the light bulbs gone? Er... 284 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,096 Jesus, babes, the guy's wife's just died. 285 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,736 Do you expect fucking disco ball? Nah, just a fucking light. 286 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,376 Brought a bottle from home. Oh, got the good stuff. 287 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,936 -I need a beer. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, who's got the beer? 288 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,656 George, grab us a pint glass. 289 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,096 Oh, state of... Yeah, alright, pass them. 290 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,576 -Did you get the rum? -Anyone - want a beer? - Oh, babe, I forgot. 291 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,120 -Stick a couple - in the freezer. -Did anyone get ice? 292 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,896 It was a beautiful service, Bunny. 293 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,656 Yeah. Yeah. 294 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,440 Lovely. 295 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yeah, wicked. Yeah. 296 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,296 In't he cute? 297 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,616 Oh, if you were a couple of years older. 298 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,536 A couple? 299 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,016 Jesus Christ, the boy's nine years old. 300 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,976 Yeah, I know. 301 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,120 I was just saying. Well, don't. 302 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,696 Alright there, check this out. 303 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,880 Think of a country. Any country. 304 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,656 A country? Yeah. 305 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,416 Any country? 306 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,240 Fuck me, this is the easy bit. Yes, any country. 307 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,296 Mongolia. Mongolia. 308 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,640 Alright, Junior, not gonna let your Uncle Poodle down, you know. Right. 309 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,136 What is the capital of Mongolia? 310 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,736 -Ulaanbaatar. -Get in! -Hey! 311 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,016 That's proper, innit, that? "Ubadaba!" 312 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,336 It used to be called Urga. 313 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,696 Told you! Good boy. 314 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,496 Hmm. 315 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,856 You having a laugh? 316 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,736 -Sorry, bud. -I tell ya. It's a good job I didn't need his lighter. 317 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,576 I can't fucking wait. 318 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,536 Yeah, that's mine right there. 319 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,536 Shut up! Give it back! 320 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,936 Had it for seconds. 321 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,936 Ruthless. 322 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,856 Hit the spot! 323 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,080 ♪ THE SONICS: Shot Down ♪ 324 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,536 ♪ I thought he was having fun 325 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,679 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 326 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,336 Weren't you gonna get me a beer? 327 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,840 Er, I... 328 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,079 I forgot, I'm... I'm really sorry. 329 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,720 Listen. Why don't you get off to bed, yeah? 330 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,760 Yeah. OK. 331 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,560 Sorry about the beer. 332 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,000 It's fine. Go on. 333 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,640 Fucking hell. 334 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,016 Did you know that Pluto might not even be a planet? 335 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,736 It's part of an asteroid belt called the Kuiper Belt. 336 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,840 Really? 337 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,720 There may even be asteroids bigger than Pluto. 338 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,640 Didn't realise this book would be such a hit. 339 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680 I love it. 340 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,376 Mum? 341 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,280 Yes, love. 342 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,656 Why did you buy it for me when... 343 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,416 it wasn't my birthday or anything? 344 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,200 You know why. 345 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,160 Tell me. 346 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,696 Because I love you to bits, you little nut. 347 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,680 That's why. 348 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,816 Mum? 349 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,000 Why did you... 350 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,360 you know...? 351 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,480 Rest your eyes now. 352 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,160 I mean, my mum wasn't around all the time... 353 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,136 ...when I was growing up, but... 354 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,256 but she had to work, you know. 355 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,496 Well she needed to, cos my old man... 356 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,616 well, he brought in fuck all. 357 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,880 But I knew that every night, when I heard that door go... 358 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,656 ...she'd come up 359 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,959 and kiss me on the cheek goodnight. 360 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,560 And I knew everything would be alright. 361 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,160 A boy needs his daddy, you know. 362 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,920 My dad brought me up on his own, you know. 363 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,360 Pretty much. 364 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,896 Taught me everything I know. Yeah, look how that turned out. 365 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,696 You say another thing about my dad, 366 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,056 Poodle, I'll fucking slap ya. I'm just messing, Bun. 367 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,976 -Yeah? -I mean, your dad... Yeah... a top bloke, you know. 368 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,096 Uh-huh. Yeah. 369 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,056 Fuck it, that's right. 370 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,016 You ain't never seen anything like him. 371 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,120 Fucking... 372 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,360 ...cool as cool. 373 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,936 Taught me... 374 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,040 everything. 375 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,936 How to do it. 376 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,856 How to be a man. 377 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,536 Hm. That's what a boy needs. 378 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,520 Mm. 379 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,880 Top man. 380 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,936 Right! A joke! 381 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,656 Here we go, here we go... Jokey-wokey! Before I tell you... 382 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,776 Here we go! 383 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,519 -Ooh. -Now you'll forgive me, ladies, if this is offensive. 384 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,680 Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? 385 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,280 Because his wife died. 386 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,920 That was a good one, Dad. 387 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,960 I haven't heard that one before. 388 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,800 Alright, Bunny Boy? 389 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,656 Yeah, s-shall we... 390 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,976 Do you want... Do you wanna... Do you wanna get back to bed? 391 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,816 Come on, darlin'. 392 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,576 -Come on, sweetheart, let's get - - you back to bed. -Dad? - Sweetheart. 393 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,296 Dad? 394 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,040 You're alright, love. Come on, let's read you a little story. 395 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,416 What you doing? 396 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,136 Oh, just something to take your mind off it all. 397 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,000 OK? 398 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,000 OK. 399 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,616 OK. 400 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,456 Where is everybody? 401 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,296 Oh, they said to say goodbye. 402 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,776 ...a horned-assailant terrorises female shoppers. 403 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,056 Though police arrived swiftly at the scene, 404 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,176 the man the media have dubbed "The Horned Killer" 405 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,136 had already disappeared, 406 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,096 leaving his victims shocked, scared and traumatised. 407 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,936 This is the fourth such incident in recent days... Here we go. 408 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,296 ...beginning in Newcastle, continuing in Middlesbrough 409 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,736 -and Bradford, and now Sheffield. -Good, yeah? -Yeah. 410 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,456 -Good, good. -If there's any method... He's getting closer. 411 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,376 Shh... to the horn killer madness, it seems to be this. 412 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,640 He's heading south. 413 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,240 Who the fuck are you? 414 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,896 We're from Social Services, Mr Munro. 415 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,960 We've come to have a word about... your son. 416 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,136 I appreciate the place is in a bit of a state. 417 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,136 It was my wife's funeral yesterday, 418 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,296 and a... a few dear friends came back for... 419 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,616 for the... Well, it was less of a... 420 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,776 a wake, more of a celebration of her life... 421 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,560 really. 422 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,240 Mr Munro, we've been asked to carry out an assessment. 423 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,856 OK, what are you assessing? 424 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,336 There's been a number of concerns raised by the school, 425 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,320 one of which is your son's lack of attendance. 426 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,696 OK. Well, 427 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,896 his mother's just died. Yeah? 428 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,776 So, maybe he's missed a few days reading about here's Peter, 429 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,936 here's Jane, here's a fucking dog called Spot, 430 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,936 but I wouldn't worry. I mean, the kid is... 431 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,816 bright as a... Too bright, sometimes, 432 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,216 -I think. -Your son hasn't attended school in three months. 433 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,976 What? 434 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,576 Mr Munro, we need to consider whether this is the best environment 435 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,720 for a young boy AND whether there might be a better option. 436 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,456 What the fuck are you talking about? 437 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,456 Mr Munro, where is your son? 438 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,256 He's in his room. 439 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,360 We'd like to check that he's OK. My son? Course he's OK. 440 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,360 We'd like to check. 441 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,096 Alright. Junior! 442 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,960 Yeah? Come out here. 443 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,000 See? He's fine. 444 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,440 Hello there. 445 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,280 Why don't you come and take a seat? 446 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,536 Here you are, I'll show you something. 447 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,776 Worried about school? Watch this. 448 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,096 Name a country, any country. 449 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,000 Erm... 450 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,600 England. 451 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,160 Yeah. 452 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,320 Junior, what's the capital of... England? 453 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,000 London. 454 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,200 Well, if you will say fucking England. 455 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,376 And how you doing, little man? What you doing to him? 456 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,536 What are you looking for? 457 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,880 Why don't you tell me what you had for breakfast? 458 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,376 -Nothing. -Jesus, it's first thing in the morning, I'm gonna feed him. 459 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,896 There's no need to whip him off to the orphanage just yet. 460 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,776 Are they gonna take me away, Dad? 461 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,600 No, of course they're not gonna take you away. 462 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,896 Family Court, yeah. 463 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,296 What's she doing? Who's she phoning? 464 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,936 -Who you phoning? -Mr Munro-Bunny. I'm fucking Bunny Munro, 465 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,416 and I'm a good fucking dad, and the boy's fine, and I'm fine, 466 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,296 and we're fine. We're just... 467 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,080 Yeah. 468 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,576 We are grieving. 469 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,440 OK? 470 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,176 So, if... if... 471 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,976 you don't mind, I think it's time that-Hey, Bunny, are you sore? 472 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,976 I've got right into yoga. 473 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,599 Last time I shagged Poodle, he said I near took his dick off. 474 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,160 Hiya. 475 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,456 Yeah. 476 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,456 OK, alright. 477 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,680 Fair enough. 478 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,160 ♪ THE WATERBOYS: Be My Enemy ♪ 479 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,520 But you said they wouldn't take me away. 480 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,616 They're fucking not. We're getting out of here. 481 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,336 You and me? Yes. Who else? Me and you. 482 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,240 Mr Munro! 483 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,096 Argh! Dad? 484 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,136 Mr Munro, open the door! 485 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,456 ♪ Well, the dawn is howling 486 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,400 ♪ And the mainframe shakes... 487 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,040 Junior, come back! 488 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,840 Come. On. Junior! 489 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,936 Mr Munro! Junior! Junior! 490 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,520 Argh! What's up? 491 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,576 Mr Munro, this isn't helping you! I think... 492 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,816 I think my eyes are getting worse. 493 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,200 -Mum used to put special cream - on them to-Alright. -Mr Munro! 494 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,440 Alright? 495 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,616 Yeah! Let's get out of here. 496 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,000 Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of here! 497 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,216 ♪ I'm gonna put them in a gun, man 498 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,936 ♪ Point it at your head 499 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,576 ♪ Because you stole all my friends 500 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,560 ♪ And you gave me the buffalo blues 501 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,096 ♪ Mm, well, if you'll be my enemy 502 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,680 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 503 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,816 ♪ Now from the slime on your tongue to the nails on your toes 504 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,216 ♪ From the scales on your skin to the stains on your clothes 505 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,696 ♪ You're gonna have to make me do something 506 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,840 ♪ That I do not want to do 507 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,416 ♪ But if you will be my enemy 508 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,000 ♪ I'll be your enemy too... 509 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,776 ♪ But I will put right this disgrace 510 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,360 ♪ I will rearrange you 511 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,336 ♪ Cos if you'll be my enemy 512 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,200 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 513 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,576 ♪ Mm, if you'll be my enemy 514 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,360 ♪ I'll be your enemy too 515 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,816 ♪ Be my enemy! 516 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,720 ♪ Whoo! 517 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,160 ♪ Be my enemy 518 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,880 ♪ Be my enemy 519 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,600 ♪ Be my enemy 520 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,216 ♪ Be my enemy 521 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,800 ♪ Whoo! 522 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,640 ♪ Whoo! 523 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,160 ♪ Whoo! 524 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,920 ♪ Whoo! 525 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,880 ♪ Whoo! 526 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:18,536 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 527 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,040 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 35585

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