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Fry this scum. 8 00:00:29,968 --> 00:00:32,762 The result is we have excess power and a buyer 9 00:00:32,844 --> 00:00:35,932 who wants to use it to mine blockchain cryptocurrency. 10 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:38,935 I do know mines, chains, and crypts. 11 00:00:39,018 --> 00:00:44,189 Stand back, Smithers, as I unleash my legendary negotiation skills. 12 00:01:00,872 --> 00:01:02,709 I think he might be dead. 13 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,751 - I win. - Win what? 14 00:01:05,253 --> 00:01:07,754 I'm ordering dinner if you guys want anything. 15 00:01:11,843 --> 00:01:17,932 If you agree to triple your offer, I will in return let in a sliver of sunlight. 16 00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:20,852 Hmm. Hmm? Mmm? 17 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:23,271 Would you at least look at our offer? 18 00:01:23,353 --> 00:01:25,939 Hard to do without a little light. 19 00:01:29,402 --> 00:01:31,320 People want pizza or Chinese? 20 00:01:35,365 --> 00:01:36,950 Wait, you can't leave. 21 00:01:37,909 --> 00:01:40,204 We're out. We made a deal with the Ogdenville plant. 22 00:01:40,287 --> 00:01:42,414 The last straw was when you had that weird guy 23 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:44,125 stand too close to us with his shirt off. 24 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:45,918 Ugh. 25 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,087 We getting dinner? 26 00:01:48,712 --> 00:01:51,632 Storming off. A classic counter move. 27 00:01:51,716 --> 00:01:55,510 Oh. They'll be back before my aunt's ashes fall through this hourglass. 28 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:02,018 While we wait for them to return, 29 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:05,355 I have an idea how we can monetize our excess power. 30 00:02:05,438 --> 00:02:07,397 A massive concert venue. 31 00:02:07,481 --> 00:02:10,860 We could make a big profit on merchandise, concessions and parking. 32 00:02:10,943 --> 00:02:13,612 Parking, the modern El Dorado. 33 00:02:13,695 --> 00:02:16,032 The arena could have video on the outside, 34 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:19,743 and, uh, we could make it an interesting shape. Maybe spherical. 35 00:02:19,826 --> 00:02:24,498 Yes, I have the perfect name. We'll call it The Circulus. 36 00:02:45,937 --> 00:02:48,689 Of course, on the day I get a zit. 37 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,781 My night eyes! 38 00:02:58,865 --> 00:03:02,704 Oh, the light from that stupid Circumulus has made it impossible 39 00:03:02,787 --> 00:03:04,455 to sleep here or at work. 40 00:03:04,538 --> 00:03:08,751 Did you know that I passed out at Moe's from tiredness? 41 00:03:10,169 --> 00:03:13,004 Breaking news. Ginormous Kent Brockman here to announce 42 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:17,259 The Circulus opening act will be K-pop sensation, Kneesock Dolls. 43 00:03:17,342 --> 00:03:20,680 Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. 44 00:03:20,763 --> 00:03:26,269 Kneesock Dolls! They're my favorite girl pop band from my favorite Korea. 45 00:03:26,352 --> 00:03:29,604 I wanna go. No, I need to go. 46 00:03:29,688 --> 00:03:36,361 Oh, Lisa, no one enjoys loud gibberish and screaming preteens more than me, 47 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:42,284 but that concert's on a school night. Going just wouldn't be responsible. 48 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:49,792 But this might be my only chance to see them and hear their defiant songs 49 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:53,378 about equal pay and cute boys in the summertime. 50 00:03:54,463 --> 00:03:57,216 Don't cry. We'll go. We'll buy tickets and be there, I swear. 51 00:03:58,091 --> 00:04:02,263 No daddy's daughter ever had a better daughter daddy. 52 00:04:02,346 --> 00:04:03,473 Mmm. 53 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:12,522 Okay, seats go on sale in one minute. We just need to get any tickets we can 54 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:15,276 before the other fans and their guilt-ridden daddies. 55 00:04:19,112 --> 00:04:22,365 Sold out? How can they all be gone in under a second? 56 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,411 So I'm not going? 57 00:04:25,495 --> 00:04:29,372 Not a problem, sweetie. We can still get tickets on the secondary market, 58 00:04:29,456 --> 00:04:32,084 just like we did with Grampa's pacemaker. 59 00:04:33,627 --> 00:04:38,548 What the? Some guy called "SeatMiser" has somehow snatched up every ticket 60 00:04:38,632 --> 00:04:41,468 and is reselling them for $2,000 each. 61 00:04:41,552 --> 00:04:44,596 It's okay, Dad. Thanks for trying. Let's just forget it. 62 00:04:45,514 --> 00:04:47,850 No. America's most sacred freedom, 63 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:51,646 the ability to buy a ticket at face value, shall not be taken from us. 64 00:04:51,728 --> 00:04:54,189 Everyone deserves their fair shot at a seat, 65 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:56,233 whether it be concert, sporting event, 66 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:59,987 or Terry Gross in conversation with Drama Desk Award winner, 67 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:02,656 Audra McDonald, at the 92nd Street Y. 68 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:06,869 I will get those tickets because this is one lazy American 69 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:10,163 who won't take this injustice standing up! 70 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:11,665 Or sober. 71 00:05:20,298 --> 00:05:24,302 This SeatMiser's a real J-E-R-Kosher sign. 72 00:05:24,387 --> 00:05:25,471 Hmm. 73 00:05:25,555 --> 00:05:29,559 These ticket resellers use computer bots to buy up everything 74 00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:31,476 and then jack up the prices. 75 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,896 It's really something to be upset about. 76 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:39,317 It's okay, Lis. You'll still get to see the concert in videos posted by rich kids. 77 00:05:40,528 --> 00:05:42,362 Look at this. 78 00:05:42,446 --> 00:05:47,284 SeatMiser's bought up seats for every upcoming Circulus event. 79 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:54,040 No. 80 00:06:07,805 --> 00:06:13,226 I am taking a stand against predatory resellers like this SeatMiser. 81 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,021 How can you stop this aftermarket villain? 82 00:06:16,105 --> 00:06:22,569 They could be using a computer anywhere in the world, even Trinidad and/or Tobago. 83 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:25,488 Uh, wrong again, Sideshow Melvin. 84 00:06:25,572 --> 00:06:28,117 I have discovered, through cyber manipulation, 85 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:30,369 that SeatMiser's account was set up 86 00:06:30,452 --> 00:06:34,165 on a library computer right here in Springfield. 87 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,834 I bet it's Lenny. One day I saw him with a book. 88 00:06:37,918 --> 00:06:39,754 Uh, I'm doing research for my novel 89 00:06:39,836 --> 00:06:42,632 about 18th-century Hungarian pirates on the Black Sea. 90 00:06:42,715 --> 00:06:46,509 That idea's mine. Nobody steal it. I'll know. 91 00:06:46,593 --> 00:06:50,139 It's probably Seymour. He comes from a troubled home. 92 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:53,308 To find this pernicious ticket reseller, 93 00:06:53,391 --> 00:06:57,771 I have brought in one of the FBI's most decorated criminal profilers. 94 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:04,110 My name is… not public information. 95 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:06,237 I used to catch violent serial killers, 96 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:09,742 but now we just leave that to documentaries and podcasts. 97 00:07:09,824 --> 00:07:13,079 Which leaves me free to dedicate my extensive skills 98 00:07:13,161 --> 00:07:17,457 to fighting this new, highly irritating breed of semi-crime. 99 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:21,211 I know ticket trafficking is a sin, but is it against the law? 100 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:23,088 Well, it's illegal in some states, 101 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,132 and since I don't know what state this is, 102 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,925 it could be here too. 103 00:07:27,009 --> 00:07:29,387 I will bring this SeatMiser to justice, 104 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:32,639 and they will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 105 00:07:32,723 --> 00:07:35,183 Assuming there is a law against this kind of thing here. 106 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:42,274 I'm so proud of you for not saying anything at a town meeting. 107 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:48,029 Mouth stuck with taffy. 108 00:07:54,036 --> 00:07:59,332 Even if they catch this stupid ticket reseller, I still can't go to the concert. 109 00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:03,629 I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess Daddy didn't come through for you. 110 00:08:04,838 --> 00:08:09,009 Oh, my God. You never thought I would come through for you. 111 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:15,098 No. No, I did. I always think you'll come through for me. 112 00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:19,519 Oh, I've set the bar so low I can't even disappoint you anymore. 113 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:23,524 The way you're making this all about you is a little disappointing. 114 00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:28,194 Don't try to cheer me up. I'm gonna get those tickets by any means necessary. 115 00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:32,365 And when I don't, you better be let down. 116 00:08:38,496 --> 00:08:44,003 Stupid amazing Circulus creating an economic system easily exploitable 117 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:49,299 by ruthless capitalists with a technological advantage. 118 00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:50,426 Hey. Hey, buddy. 119 00:08:50,509 --> 00:08:52,802 Word on the street is your daughter's desperate 120 00:08:52,886 --> 00:08:55,306 for tickets to the Kneesock Dolls. 121 00:08:55,389 --> 00:08:57,725 The street is right. 122 00:08:57,807 --> 00:08:59,476 Come into my office. 123 00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:06,192 This is the way ticket buying is supposed to be. 124 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:11,905 From a sketchy dude in a parking lot who you'd never talk to in real life. 125 00:09:11,989 --> 00:09:16,159 I got four seats. They can be yours for 500 bucks and clean urine. 126 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:20,288 Uh, how about 450 and cleanish? 127 00:09:20,371 --> 00:09:21,624 Deal. 128 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,250 Hmm. 129 00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:35,346 That thing is so bright. Everyone, put on your sleep helmets. 130 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:41,351 Guys, guess which hero is amazing. 131 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:46,774 This one. Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket. 132 00:09:46,856 --> 00:09:48,067 Oh, my God! 133 00:09:50,443 --> 00:09:54,115 Dad, I'm so sorry I wasn't madder at you before. 134 00:09:54,197 --> 00:09:55,698 Can you ever forgive me? 135 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,784 Of course I can't. 136 00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:00,995 I don't wanna go to Lisa's stupid girl band. 137 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,292 But it could be cool to hate-watch something on a screen that big. 138 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:09,839 I can't wait to hear the songs live I've been forced to listen to driving carpool. 139 00:10:09,922 --> 00:10:12,383 And now with no off-key Janey. 140 00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:14,009 Off-key? 141 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:20,515 You have to tell me when you're having a sleepover. 142 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:21,975 I wasn't. 143 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:47,876 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power ♪ 144 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,836 ♪ Ladies are now in your ivory tower ♪ 145 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:51,672 ♪ You men don't own poor behavior ♪ 146 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,841 ♪ Nuh-uh, bad's also our favorite flavor ♪ 147 00:10:53,923 --> 00:10:55,967 ♪ We can embezzle, more ♪ 148 00:10:56,051 --> 00:10:57,886 ♪ We can gamble, get poor ♪ 149 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:02,099 ♪ Objectify, watch us be grosser, ew Harass, watch us stand closer ♪ 150 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:06,019 ♪ We put a web cam in your shower 'Cause we're rocking girl power ♪ 151 00:11:06,102 --> 00:11:08,355 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power Hey ♪ 152 00:11:09,981 --> 00:11:13,485 ♪ Girl pow-pow-power Ah, hey ♪ 153 00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:17,780 Okay, 30 seconds. I lasted longer than I thought I would. 154 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:19,283 I'm gonna go check this place out. 155 00:11:21,911 --> 00:11:23,412 Hmm. 156 00:11:24,078 --> 00:11:27,081 Mmm. Hmm. 157 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,044 Hey, what's with all the security? 158 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:33,547 Oh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone. 159 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:34,756 Don't tell anyone what? 160 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:39,010 That this whole concert is just a giant trap. 161 00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:40,346 Giant trap? 162 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:43,765 Yeah. The FBI profiler figured out that the guy 163 00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:47,602 who's reselling all the tickets is gonna be at this show tonight. 164 00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:51,523 Yep, the police are finally gonna catch SeatMiser. 165 00:11:51,606 --> 00:11:53,609 Well, that sure sucks for SeatMiser. 166 00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:59,530 Also known as me. 167 00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:09,124 Hmm. 168 00:12:13,544 --> 00:12:16,005 This profiler thinks she's got me cornered, 169 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:19,176 but there's no corners in a Circulus. 170 00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:24,431 So this SeatMiser guy is pretty screwed, am I right? 171 00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:28,351 Totally. Every exit is covered by cops. 172 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:32,188 The only possible way out is through the restricted areas. 173 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:36,860 But you can't get into those without an employee pass, like this one. 174 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:45,244 - Yoink. - Did someone say, "Yoink"? 175 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:51,292 This concert is the perfect trap for SeatMiser. 176 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:55,169 These ticket-reselling psychos can't resist showing up 177 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:58,215 to silently gloat over their victims. 178 00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:02,594 Damn, she's good. The money's nice, but the gloating is… 179 00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:04,138 Whoa. 180 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:07,765 So SeatMiser's here in the eye of The Circulus, huh? 181 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:11,394 But, uh, which one of these 10,000 people is he? 182 00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:17,234 Well, my profiling tells me we're looking for a kid from Springfield Elementary. 183 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:21,739 What would a kid even do with all the money they'd make from this? 184 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,198 How about funding a campaign of targeted harassment? 185 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:26,409 He started with the Springfield State marching band, 186 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:28,328 and just keeps raising the stakes. 187 00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:33,000 My intel confirms that Skinner is the principal of the school, 188 00:13:33,082 --> 00:13:35,293 and also he does in fact suck. 189 00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:37,921 So focus on every kid who's 12 or under. 190 00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:41,424 Before we know it, "Skinner sucks" will be projected on the moon. 191 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:45,428 How'd she know? I'm still waiting on quotes from three moon guys. 192 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:46,721 Uh, Lou, stick with me. 193 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:48,932 I was eating corn nuts while she was talking, 194 00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:51,434 and all I heard was, "Crunch, crunch, crunch." 195 00:13:57,649 --> 00:14:00,402 By now our target is aware of our security presence 196 00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:02,278 and will try to escape somewhere backstage. 197 00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:13,123 Next, this psycho will try to cause a distraction 198 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:14,207 so they can slip out. 199 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,918 Cover all fire alarms to eliminate any attempted chaos. 200 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:20,463 Hey, what are you doing back here, pally? 201 00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:22,256 Uh… Uh… 202 00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:23,549 Um… 203 00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,927 I work here. See? 204 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,222 Uh, don't worry, kid. One day, your face will clear up, 205 00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,517 and you'll be quite the handsome pally. 206 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,941 Bart's missing a great show. 207 00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:43,320 These seats are so close you can see their guitars don't have strings. 208 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,161 Oh, my God. Ha-Yun just winked at our section. 209 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:53,330 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 210 00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:10,847 We've got him now. Buying those tickets will allow us to triangulate 211 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,267 the exact location of SeatMiser's phone. 212 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:16,687 Ah, the triangle, geometry's bloodhound. 213 00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:23,025 The kid's backstage by the knee sock darning station. 214 00:15:25,361 --> 00:15:28,948 As long as SeatMiser's got his phone on him, he's ours. 215 00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:36,539 I know I swore we'd be together until a new model 216 00:15:36,623 --> 00:15:41,211 with a slightly better camera comes out. Just try to remember the good times. 217 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,129 The texting, the prank calls, 218 00:15:43,212 --> 00:15:46,091 the conversations I avoided while pretending to look at you. 219 00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:49,302 Still, I don't have any other choice. 220 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:54,349 I love you so much. 221 00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:08,071 Guys, they're gonna do "Girl-cott." 222 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:12,201 ♪ From Man-ila to Man-hattan ♪ 223 00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:14,995 ♪ A girl-cott's about to happen ♪ 224 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,206 ♪ Your sexist terms won't define us ♪ 225 00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:20,333 ♪ Put that in your brain Like wo-meningitis ♪ 226 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,628 - ♪ Wo-manicures? ♪ - ♪ For sures ♪ 227 00:16:22,711 --> 00:16:23,879 ♪ A her-inal? ♪ 228 00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:25,129 ♪ Eter-inal ♪ 229 00:16:25,213 --> 00:16:27,506 - ♪ Wo-manatee? ♪ - ♪ Queen of the sea ♪ 230 00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:30,052 - ♪ Wo-Menendez sisters? ♪ - ♪ Take that misters ♪ 231 00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:35,474 ♪ We're fighting for your daughters To call murder wo-manslaughter ♪ 232 00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:38,100 ♪ How will you boys Deal with this damage? ♪ 233 00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:41,480 ♪ You'll just have to find A way to wo-manage ♪ 234 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,902 Where were you? 235 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,988 Um… There was a huge line for the men's room. 236 00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:58,580 Okay, concert's over. I just need to make it out of here. 237 00:16:58,663 --> 00:17:01,375 Adults on the left, all kids line up on the right. 238 00:17:08,006 --> 00:17:11,300 Oh. Stupid profiler. What could she have on me? 239 00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:14,262 I got rid of everything tying me to SeatMiser. 240 00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:18,349 What SeatMiser doesn't know is we found his phone. 241 00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:20,810 The kid tried to toilet drown it. 242 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:24,815 Luckily, we saved it using high-level water-absorbing technology. 243 00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:31,654 When we find the kid whose face unlocks this phone, we've found SeatMiser. 244 00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,451 It didn't open. You're clear. 245 00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:41,582 What's going on up there? 246 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,208 What do you think they're doing? 247 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:46,877 Hey. You know what'd be funny? If you and I switch clothes. 248 00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,843 They're gonna catch you. 249 00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:55,429 What? What are you talking about? 250 00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:57,513 I know you're the SeatMiser. 251 00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,557 Me? That's ridiculous. 252 00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:04,186 How would a straight-D student like me set up a high-tech scam like this? 253 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:07,773 Just like you do anything, the laziest way possible. 254 00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:21,704 That's nuts. If I was some ticket criminal, 255 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:24,040 why'd Dad have to buy tickets from Otto? 256 00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,460 Because Otto got them from you. 257 00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:32,048 At first, I thought you were just selling the dog's anxiety pills again. 258 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:35,969 I didn't want to believe it, but you're the SeatMiser. 259 00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:40,097 You're wrong. And if the Kneesock Dolls met you, they wouldn't like you. 260 00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:43,268 Once they got to know me, they would. 261 00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:48,190 Anyway, as sickened as I am that you're taking advantage of people, 262 00:18:48,272 --> 00:18:53,194 it also means that you're the reason I'm here tonight. And that was very sweet. 263 00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:57,156 Pfft. I don't do sweet things. Sweet's a taste I can't savor. 264 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,785 Being bad's my favorite flavor. 265 00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:03,704 Oh! Look who knows a Kneesock Dolls' lyric. 266 00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:06,583 You like their music. 267 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,877 You wanted us to share this experience as a family. 268 00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:13,714 Maybe. If I was this guy, but I'm not. And you can't prove I am. 269 00:19:13,798 --> 00:19:17,385 I don't have to. She will. 270 00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:18,761 You're clear. 271 00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:30,941 Well, well. You're the last one. I think we know what that means. 272 00:19:38,949 --> 00:19:40,032 What? 273 00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:42,243 Hmm. 274 00:19:42,326 --> 00:19:43,537 Oops. 275 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:50,126 Tonight was a total waste. 276 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:53,462 All we caught were two lousy deviants and a serial killer. 277 00:19:54,798 --> 00:19:57,634 Somehow SeatMiser got by us. 278 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,721 I guess I was wrong. 279 00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:06,476 This hasn't happened since sports trivia night. I'm sorry, Bart. 280 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:11,690 Huh. I can't decide what I like better, my freedom or seeing you humiliated. 281 00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:14,317 But I'm glad you had a good time at the concert. 282 00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:17,528 And hey, I got to see every part of The Circulus. 283 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:20,656 I even visited the room where they upload images for the dome. 284 00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:25,036 By the way, the reason that phone didn't recognize me is 285 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,914 because when I set up the facial recognition, I didn't use my face. 23983

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