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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.

Is that what she said?

That's what she always said. Is that what she said?

Bro.

You're my dad's girl, right, Lana?

Yeah, I was.

Shut the fuck up, okay?

Dude, she's... Sorry.

She's fucking... Dude, she's over my head, so into her reorganize my crap.

I won't stop, dude.

I mean, I don't know what the fuck she's doing, man.

And she's always, like, walking around in weird outfits and shit. Like, I don't

want to see that shit.

You think she's, like, sniffing your underwear or something? I don't know,

Creepy shit like that?

Maybe. I don't know.

I can see that. Are you solids or strips?

You're solids.

I'm solids?

Yep.

I'm also a strip.

Yeah,

I mean, I've seen her walking around. She's always, like...

I feel like she's trying to flaunt it. You think she's hitting on you or

something, or what?

I don't know if the streets is that she was a little hoe in college.

In the street?

What street are you talking about?

The mean street. The mean street? The mean street. I can't give her my source,

but that's... The mean street to what, Iowa?

Like, where the fuck?

Nebraska. Nebraska.

Gotcha. But, I mean, that's just what I've heard.

Okay, sure. So... Yes. I mean, I'm just trying to look out for you.

Well, don't find out. How's that?

Okay? No one needs to know.

that my dad's girl's a hoe.

Okay?

For sure.

But, you know what, man? The way she dresses around here, who knows, man?

Fuck. I'm telling you, though.

Leave her alone, dude.

Seriously.

You're always doing shit like this.

Remember that one chick?

Second year of college?

Yeah. I remember that shit.

Oh, yeah.

We scarred her.

You always bring me into this shit. You always bring me into this shit. Every

time. It's like, Hey, man. It's cool, dude. It's cool.

Like, whatever.

And then, like, I end up falling victim to your shit. You habitual pot stirrer.

Pot stirrer.

Stirrer of the pot, bro. It happens, man. It happens.

It just... Hi, David.

Oh.

Um, high five.

Good.

You been working out?

A little bit. Oh.

At least she's been spending more of your dad's money. I did.

I see that. I certainly have fun.

Hey, Lana, we're playing pool here. Do you mind?

Where'd you get that outfit from? The Goodwill?

I was at a vacation you and your dad took to Antigua last month.

Oh, actually, his dad had to work, so I took three of my girlfriends instead.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it was a blast.

I think Seth was supposed to go, but he kind of got left behind.

Yeah, I had another friend that I wanted to bring with, so we just left him at

home.

She's a sweetheart, isn't she? Yeah, she's wonderful.

You're really looking good, Damon.

Thank you.

Is your shaver not working or something?

No, it's not.

You look like a homeless person. I do, don't I?

Oh my god, I got so much stuff today.

It looks like it.

That's college fun, just almost driving.

Okay, that's it. Get the fuck out of here, seriously.

Oh my god.

You're just fucking incredible.

You're incredible.

Yeah, they cost like two grand.

Of course they did.

You're just having a great old time.

You know that car you wanted? Yeah, yeah.

No wonder I'm driving.

No wonder I gotta like... You know, put the battery going every time I start my

damn thing. Stupid mind. You shh.

Listen, why don't you go shh in your room? No. Go in your bathtub with your

bubbles. I know he's sweet to me. Yeah, because she's so sweet to me, isn't she?

She's so sweet. I'm the nicest future stepmom.

Oh, Jesus. Hey, you're going to be calling your mom one day. Don't worry.

find another one of you in a couple weeks.

I'll cook you some dinner later.

Listen, listen, listen. You're my dad. What are you doing here?

You know, this is not.

My dad.

It's fine.

Guess what? There's cameras. He'll see this. It's fine. Cool.

Yeah, whatever.

You better watch yourself. There are all these bags looking back to whatever

store you got it from. Are they? Are they? Are you doing dirty shit?

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah,

no, she doesn't need any help checking it out, bro.

Oh, no, she doesn't need to be lotioned up later.

Go lotion yourself up, okay?

I'm going to fucking watch your ass, dude.

See what you're doing where you get me all frustrated and shit?

It's all right, man. It's all right. Just relax.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

You want some, like, ice cold water or tea, something to fill you up?

Sure. I'll be right back.

I know what you're thinking. Don't fucking do what you're thinking, okay?

I'll be back.

Come here, you little shit.

You can't take a hint?

You see me on the bed playing with myself and you don't even come and help?

Get over here.

Oh, shit.

No, I'm going to do whatever I want with you.

You're my little dildo for today.

Things are about to get messy in here.

Are you fucking serious?

Seriously? Oh come on Seth, don't be a party hooper.

What are you going to do? I'll tell your dad?

Yeah. Or you could come play with us, right Damien?

I mean, we are best friends.

We're having fun, Art. What are you going to tell him?

Fuck it, Damien.

Come on, son.

Come over here.

She's really nice when you get in the middle of her.

What are you going to do?

I kind of don't want to

do this anyway.

You want some?

Yes. Is your cock ready for me?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

So I was telling Damien I'm gonna use you guys as my little dildos today.

Do you want to stop the kidding and let her finish?

We got one of us here excited.

Yeah, come and get it. Stop me with that cough.

Suck in your dick and you'll fuck in your pussy and fart.

Oh, oh.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes,

yes.

Put it back in me so he wouldn't use that cough.

Good. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. That's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You want me to turn on that car?

Give it to me.

Well, well, well, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that stuck me.

Yeah, and now it's your turn to use me like a blowout valve.

Fuck that, because you fucking use it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Yeah, faster.

Get it, get it, get it, get it.

Thank you.

Both my mouth is getting tired.

Come closer.

There you go. There you go. There you go.

There you go.

You have to slip it in.

Whoa.

You gotta go over to

my feet.

Yeah, get this one wet too, and I'll suck your cock.

Yeah,

yeah. Take your tongue out. Take your tongue out.

Yeah, suck in this one.

Yeah,

you just have to use one.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

Yeah, and so much fun.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

They tell me she gets my dad to buy all that shit. She always tells him what to

do.

Oh, fuck.

More cock for me.

Yeah, more cock for me.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me. I'm a little slut. I want all the fucking cock.

Yeah, give it to me. Give it to me. Give me all the fucking cock.

Found it, found it, found it, found it.

Yeah, come on. Give it to me.

I'm so hungry. Feed me.

Let me add your goblet cups to my taste.

Who's going to feed me first?

No, please.

Thank you.

You should have done this a day earlier. I probably would have hated you a lot

less. Just letting you play with both of you.

My two little favorite fun toys.

But don't tell your dad.

I ain't saying anything.

See, you're saving me.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.