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Can you come in here step mommy?

And then...

What did she want? She wanted me to...

Where

did I leave my earrings?

It's on the couch.

Oh shit, I think I fell.

Okay.

Oh crap.

All right.

Damn it.

Luke?

Don't worry.

Shit.

Where am I going?

Pain. Crap.

Hey.

You need something?

I'm stuck in this couch.

How'd you get stuck in the couch?

I lost my earrings. I found them. My hand's stuck in this. Well, pull your

out. I'm trying.

I can't get it out.

Oh, this is for an earring.

Are you kidding me?

No. Can you help me get out?

So, which hand's stuck?

My left hand.

I can't get it out.

You're just playing, right?

No! Can you please help me?

My hand's starting to really hurt.

You pulling?

I am. Are you?

Okay. Wait.

What are you doing?

Why aren't you wearing underwear?

Why are you pulling my skirt?

It was an accident. I swear.

I forgot to wear underwear today. I don't know. I'm losing my earrings. I'm

losing my step. Okay?

You're not wearing underwear?

I lost that too. I don't know. Wait.

Okay. Never mind.

What? You're not wearing a bra either.

You're like totally stuck to the couch.

Okay, how about I... What is your point?

Why do you have a boner? What? No, I don't.

Um... No, it's like a semi at the most.

Why do you have a semi?

Because you're not wearing underwear and let me just help you get unstuck.

Okay.

Nope.

Just keep trying to pull your...

Self out.

No, nothing?

No. What are you doing back there? I'm gonna help you.

I'm trying to help you get out of this.

Are you?

Because it seems like you took your pants off.

I'm still wearing my underwear.

Okay.

Maybe if I, like, pull you from a different angle?

Yeah.

Get me out of here.

You're getting harder.

No, you're stuck harder.

No.

Hmm.

It's not a problem, is it?

I mean, you're my stepdad. I'm sorry.

Maybe if I...

Put it under.

Is it helping?

I mean, you're kind of distracting me from getting my hand up.

Just keep pulling.

Is that helping?

I mean, I don't mind so much anymore.

That's why you should take this. Yeah?

Jesus.

An engineer or something to figure that out?

It's kind of hard for me to do with my hands.

Jeez.

Should we be doing this?

I'm trying to get you unstuck.

Or... Maybe put your leg up.

Are you at least trying to get your hand out?

No.

Should I be?

Yeah.

I'll make this easier.

You're distracting me.

There's the remote.

How do I get it?

My hair.

I think I'm stuck again.

Then again.

Last time I was stuck. It was kind of nice.

Maybe I should call Luke.

Let me get ready for him.

Hey, Luke!

I'm stuck again!

Can you help me?

Hey.

What are you doing under the coffee table? I'm trying to get the remote.

Wow,

you really are stuck.

Get your shoulder. Okay.

Oh, okay.

That's okay.

Is that helping?

Sure.

Does that help?

Yeah.

Sure.

Okay.

Have you heard from Corey?

No. Is she here?

No, she's not.

It's an awful coincidence that you were stuck on your hair under the coffee

table.

Yeah, it's a coincidence.

Okay.

You want to help?

Maybe we should take these off. They look like they're not. I think we

Oh, you can do it yourself.

Now it looks like you're... Are you really stuck?

Yeah, of course I'm stuck.

I need your help.

Okay, your left arm is free, right?

Yes.

And you can't... So is it your hair that's stuck?

Yeah, it's kind of like stuck under this glass or something.

Hmm.

I can't reach down.

Is that helping?

Yeah.

They get it.

I'm not sure if this is helping or not.

I think it is.

Is your head it's hitting?

No, it's my elbow.

Thank you for helping.

You're the best stepdad ever.

I was trying to save my stepdaughter.

Is it this way?

yeah like maybe like lean over oh

can you reach it um not

really no i'll just keep reaching okay

I can't get it. Oh, it's too far? Yeah.

Okay.

I think Cory is going to be home in about a minute, so... Where is

my watch?

I might get stuck if I look for this.

Maybe stepdad will catch me again.

We'll have some fun.

Of course I get stuck again.

What is going on here?

Hello, I have my shirt on my shirts there. I lost my watch and it looks like

lost your top Sometimes I lose things. Oh you do Yeah, you're

stuck. Yeah. Do you want me to help you get up? Can you actually I'm looking for

my watch and I think I found it but I'm stuck Well, did you let go of the watch?

Yeah, and you're still stuck. Yeah, okay

All right, on the count of three. I'm going to pull. One, two, three.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to help her get unstuck.

How are you going to help her get unstuck by doing that? She's your

stepdaughter. Come on.

You're stuck too, right?

Yeah.

So are you going to do that to me too?

Maybe if I can get her unstuck.

Honey, honey.

Do you know what's going on right now?

Uh, she... Stepdaughter's stuck. We're trying to get her unstuck. And you were

having sex with our stepdaughter in front of me. Well, she's stuck.

I can't believe this is happening.

It feels good, though.

It feels good, so we might as well do it, right?

Luke! What?

He's being a good step...

I can't believe this is happening. I'm not watching this.

You don't really have much of a choice.

I believe this is happening. My

hand is really stuck.

Like that? Yeah.

Oddly strange.

I'm not really sure what to do.

Try to get unstuck so you can join us.

I can help you. Try to get unstuck. Get me unstuck? Yeah.

Wait a second.

Is your watch even really in this couch? Yeah, you felt it.

I'm going to try to help her.

What do you think will help her?

My hand is twisted.

What are you doing?

What? The two of you... What?

The two of you are fucking on top of me.

Come on.

You're stuck? What else are you going to do?

I guess I'm going to have to just take it, aren't I? Yes.

I can help, should I? Yeah, help her.

I think this will help.

That's their parents.

Can you work out all the time?

Can you blame me though? You don't have a body like a stepmom.

You definitely don't. Well, I have a body like a stepmom. I might not have a

body like a real mom. True, actually.

What do you want?

Maybe just see what Luke liked about you so much. Yeah?

Sit down here and sit on his face.

Sit down here and sit on his

face.

Why do you keep trying to stick it in my butt?

Y 'all are crazy.

How much fun is it when you get stuck, right?

Yeah.

You want me like this? Yeah.

Seven.

I've been sharing.

I always hear y 'all at night. I've always wanted to join.

Oh, now you can.

Since we broke the ice.

Thank God I lost that watch.

You need a carpet?

Yeah.

Are you going to share with the two of us?

That's hot.

Hey, what do you two want to do for dinner?

I'm hungry.

I don't know. Maybe some hoagie stuff?

Let's go get some Italian.

Okay.

Fine.

If I don't have to cook, it's even better.

Because I wouldn't want to get stuff in the oven or anything.

Yeah, we don't want that.

Maybe that's the next chapter.

Sounds like a plan. But I think maybe the two of us need to, or three of us

to clean up. Yeah, let's go.

Family shower?

Okay.