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Hi, sweetie.

I just wanted to introduce you to our foreign exchange students.

This is Amarna.

Hello. Get your thumb out of your mouth. What did I tell you about sucking your

thumb? That is why you can't get a girl.

Can't walk around with your thumb in your mouth all the time. Look, this is a

gorgeous woman in front of you, and you're sucking your thumb?

That's science.

Anyway, this is Amarna.

And she's Mexican.

No, I'm not Mexican. I'm Spanish.

Okay. That's Europe.

Okay, that's nice, dear. Anyway, she's here because she's going to be studying

in the United States.

And she's going to be living with us.

Isn't that exciting, sweetie?

Such a pretty girl in the house with us.

Maybe you could learn some things from her.

See, I have to tell you, you know, it's a pretty cool opportunity that you

have living in our home and getting to study here in the United States.

But I did kind of have a different motive for bringing you here.

What do you mean?

Well...

My son, as you can tell, is a little awkward.

He has a hard time in front of women.

Uh -huh. And he's never had a girlfriend before.

And what do you want from me?

Well, I was just kind of hoping that maybe you could...

You know, teach him what it's like to be with a girl.

No, this is not the deal. We agreed to. I mean, I'm very happy to be here in the

U .S., but this is a bit creepy.

Creepy? Yeah. Oh, come on. There's nothing creepy about it. This is just my

beautiful son.

And he...

He loved his mother very much.

Yeah, I can tell.

And we had this arrangement where, you know, I try to help prepare him for the

world by, you know, showing him what it's like to be with a woman.

Oh.

Wow. I mean, this is definitely not what I was expecting.

Would you like to try?

No, not really.

No, not really.

Okay. Well, maybe you'll warm up to it.

If you don't want to suck that, well, he's trying to be your friend. Maybe you

should suck his thumb for him.

That's okay, right? It's just a thumb.

Yeah, I mean.

That was weird.

It's fine.

It's harmless, right? He's just trying to be friends.

There you go. See, he likes it.

So you two will get along great.

Well,

I mean, it's not that bad. I thought you'd warm up to it.

There you go.

That's a good girl.

He's a nice boy, isn't he? He has a nice penis.

Yes, he does.

But he can't be with his mother forever.

I mean, they grow up so fast.

And then eventually they have to move on from their mothers to other women.

Why don't you show off your body a little bit for him?

I mean, you're already halfway naked.

Remove things? Yeah.

Okay. Take that off. You don't need that, do you?

No, I think not.

Okay. That's not so bad. I mean, you're European, right? I mean, you're used to

this kind of thing.

European, right?

yeah yeah okay europe europe me from europe all right now

so better like this yeah much better you're getting into

it you know how it goes

That's nice.

She has a very nice body. You're a lucky boy that we got such a pretty girl as

our exchange student.

She can teach you lots of things.

There you go. Oh, that looks really nice.

Very nice.

Well, you're very...

He's good at that. I can tell you've done this a bit before, haven't you?

I don't know.

You don't know.

Being so coy.

Wow.

My son and I do have a very special relationship, and as his mother, it's my

to look out for him and make sure that he's happy.

You're a good mother? Yes, I'm a good mother.

I'm a very good mother.

I'm going to show you what else I do for him.

Yeah.

Wow,

he likes this.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I understand why.

See?

Doesn't that feel good, sweetie?

She's really getting into it now.

See, honey? I told you you could be good with the girls.

This isn't a permanent situation.

You'll learn.

Oh, my. You're softy.

See?

You like that, sweetie?

Does that feel good?

Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it? Your mom is a sweet boy.

But, you know, you are growing up, and I think you need to learn how

to be with other women, too.

What do you think?

You want to teach me?

Mm -hmm.

What do I do?

Oh, like you've never done this before. Come on.

I think you can handle it.

See,

I knew you'd know how to do this.

Don't think I didn't research you before I brought you over here.

What does it mean?

Well, I know that you've done this before, and I figured you'd be very good

my son.

looks nice.

Very hairy.

Is that how they do it where you're from?

Oh yeah.

Yeah?

I

definitely

approve.

This is what it's like to be with another girl.

I picked out a good one for you, didn't I?

I did.

She's so cute.

Thank you.

It feels good, doesn't it, baby?

Yes, of course it does.

Wow, she's a wild one.

I don't know if you can handle her.

That's more wild than your dear old mother.

Look at that technique.

Goodness.

Wow.

You're definitely going to fit in here, that's for sure.

I like your eagerness.

Thank you.

Let's see.

You like it when mommy rides it the other way, don't you?

Mm -hmm.

You ready for that?

What a nice water you have.

Of course it's going to feel good.

Are you going to take it like a jam for mommy today?

Uh -huh.

What a nice little arrangement we have here.

Keeps my little boy very happy. Uh -huh.

Do you want to try?

Yes, we can share.

Yeah, I'll share him with you.

There you go.

She's got this.

Yeah.

Does it feel good, baby?

Yeah, that looks so nice.

I like having you around to help out with my son.

Thank you.

That

looks

nice.

Oh, he's getting into it back there.

I've trained you well, honey.

And now it's time to turn you over to other women.

Wow, look at you go.

Oh, wow.

She's got some technique, huh?

Yeah He's gonna be here for a whole six months.

He's got a lot of this to look forward to sweetie Yeah

sweet boy is going to become less and less awkward and he's going to be able

get a girlfriend.

I mean, you're pretty cool. Maybe you can introduce him to some of the girls

his school and get him a date.

Does that feel good? Are you finally getting into it and enjoying yourself?

Yeah. Good.

We might not be a very traditional family, but we sure have fun.

Sharing is caring.

Sharing is caring.

Nice.

You know what I think would help you?

I think that it would really help you if you could look into her eyes while

you're having sex with her.

Work on your eye contact with women. Women really like eye contact.

What do you think, sweetie? Women like eye contact, right? Yes. Yes.

Completely. Okay.

Why don't we try that?

We can try some missionary with her and get on top.

That's another idea.

Show her how much you're enjoying yourself.

Women are all touchy -feely and stuff.

Yeah,

this looks so nice, sweetie.

Aren't you a lucky boy?

I got you such a pretty girl.

And she's so cooperative, too.

Well, because it's fun.

Good. I'm glad you're such a good sport.

Oh, yeah.

It looks really nice.

Enjoying yourself?

Get yourself a girlfriend.

I mean, I love you, but I don't want you to live at home forever.

You're a good mom.

I'm a good mother. I think so.

women to enjoy themselves too you always want the girl to have fun remember that

sweetie it's very important

Is he, like, watching that?

that we had such a successful introduction.

You're not coming inside her, are you?

Sweetie, you shouldn't be doing that.

You're not supposed to come inside her.

You're worldly.

You're on birth control, right?

be okay.

He'll be all right. It'll be fine.

He's pretty young.

He's never gotten me pregnant.

He'll probably be all right, but don't do that again, sweetie.

He's supposed to come outside.

Maybe we can get it out of you.

Oh, well, I think you did a pretty good job. Can you squeeze?

I think you'll probably be fine.

Looks like it all came out.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, let's get you cleaned up and get you a sandwich.

Welcome to your home for the next six months.

Okay.