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♪ O Holy Night

We're gonna get through here on three.

♪ Stars are brightly shining

Menu is right there if you need it.

Okay.

Jill. Jill.

Look over there. Ain't that your boo over there?

Kissing that tramp.

- Ugh. Right there. - What the fuck.

- Yeah. - What the fuck.

Uh, hello!

Oh, what the fuck.

- What the fuck. - What the fuck is this?

Who is you?

What you mean who the fuck am I?

Who the fuck is this?

♪ Were pining

♪ Till he appeared

Bitch, who is you?

That's my husband, you weird ass bitch.

Your husband?

Oh, but your husband was laid up with me last night, yeah.

Y'all, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

I don't even fucking know you bro.

Nigga, you better sit your ass down.

Hasta la vista. Go.

You cheating on my partner.

And your partner's with you

watching you cheat on my partner.

That's that.

Beat your ass.

Who the fuck you talking to?

No, don't ask me who the fuck I am,

who the fuck is this?

What's up, what's up?

Look this is a family restaurant.

Y'all got to get up outta here.

Y'all doing too much.

Y'all making too much noise.

This is not no wing spot.

This is lamb and ramen. Gotta go.

Get 'em all out. Get 'em all out.

Bro. What the fuck?

You got to go bro.

Stupid ass bitch, you think

This is bullshit.

Let me go get this ho.

You think I'm stupid?

You told me you was playing spades with the fellas.

And I catch you over here hugged up with some female?

Man, Jell, you act like you my woman or something.

Oh, I'm not your woman.

No stupid.

That's not what you said last night or this morning.

Man, look, I was just telling you that

to get what I wanted.

Last night, I wanted your drawers.

This morning, I wanted you to leave.

You can't understand that, you really are stupid.

- Mufasa chill, bro. - What's going on man?

Don't worry about it Jell.

We gonna see him again.

And what you gonna do when you see me, drip?

Shit, your name really should be big booty Judy.

Don't worry about what my name is, but that threat?

Remember it next time you see me.

Man, I told you not to bring your main one

where the side one gonna be at.

Bro, you brought 'em both to the same restaurant.

Bro. I did not know Jell and her friend's ass

were even going to be here.

- Batshit. - Bro get out of my face.

Bro, don't fucking put your hand on my face.

Ass right now.

Fuck you.

♪ O night

We got to go.

Come on.

♪ When Christ was born

What the hell is going on Tina?

What kind of people do you have me hanging around.

I said I needed somebody to talk shit and we're fighting.

Your cousin is crazy.

♪ Oh night, oh night divine

♪ Hello, hello

♪ Who at the door

♪ Don't come 'round no more

♪ I checked it twice

♪ You gotta go

♪ Hello, hello

♪ Who at the door

♪ Don't come 'round no more

♪ I checked it twice

♪ You gotta go

♪ Hello, hello

♪ Who at the door

♪ Don't come 'round no more

Yeah, yeah.

♪ I checked it twice

♪ You gotta go

Ho, ho, ho!

♪ Till there's a Christmas

♪ Or holiday gift

♪ It feel like a milf

♪ She feel like a milf

♪ Say my game still

♪ The bananas with cliff

♪ No cookies, no milk

♪ There's snow when it drips

♪ There white getting spilt

♪ This story ain't over

Oh!

♪ I saw mommy kissing

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

♪ Hello, hello

♪ Who at the door

♪ Don't come 'round no more

♪ I checked it twice

♪ You gotta go

Yeah, yeah.

Don't forget your things.

Storm?

Michael.

Damn baby, you scared me.

I thought you was gonna be at work.

Anywhere but here, right?

Yeah, I can see that.

Who's your lover?

Lover?

Nah, this ain't...

You crazy.

Uh, this is Ralli.

Ralli was helping me with remodeling the bedroom,

uh, for your birthday.

My birthday?

Yeah.

Damn, secret's out.

Got that right

Ralli, I think it's time for you to leave.

Don't look at him.

Beat your feet. Get the fuck outta here.

Wait, whoa.

I didn't even know y'all was married.

Get. Get the hell outta here, bitch.

You not gonna wake her up.

Say goodbye.

You scared me man.

No, I ain't gonna her wake up. She asleep.

Be quiet.

What's your name?

Duh. You don't know my name?

I'm Santa Claus.

Big Santa to you.

Man, why your ass up anyway?

Your ass should be, should be in the bed man.

Take your ass back to bed.

Nah, Santa Claus.

This is where I'm supposed to be.

You supposed to be where?

Where you supposed to be?

What I'm trying to figure out is who the hell you are?

See this ain't the first time I seen you, Santa Claus.

As a matter of fact,

the first time I seen you was about 10 years ago.

I was like five years old and I came downstairs

and you two were doing what you were just doing.

So wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.

So mean to tell me your little perverted ass

been watching us have sex and you were just five years old.

You saw all that.

I ain't know what I was looking at,

but I know I saw you.

Then I saw you again the next Christmas Eve after that.

And the year after that.

And the year after that.

10 Christmas Eves and two siblings later.

And here you are again.

What's your problem?

Man, what's your problem?

Take your narrow ass to bed.

You in grown folks business.

Quit worrying about what we do.

You know what?

Matter of fact, man, I'm gone.

I ain't gotta worry about this stuff.

Look, lemme tell you something man.

Your, your, your Christmas gifts is

is up under the the tree, man.

Listen, I'm gone man.

I ain't got to take this stuff.

Hello?

Where's my son?

Where's my son?

Storm?

What happened?

Say something!

No!

Oh no!

No!

No!

No! No!

No!

No!

Morning?

Good morning.

What's this?

It's peanut butter sandwich.

No jelly?

It's all we have sweetie.

This is terrible.

I can't be going to school with no peanut butter sandwich.

It's all we have guys.

Don't worry, Santa Claus about to make

everything better on Christmas.

Santa Claus isn't gonna do anything for us on Christmas

because Santa Claus hates us.

Ugh!

Oh shit.

Here you go, I got you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Excuse me. Is it that serious?

Ma'am it is.

You know what?

You really need to learn some manners

because I'm not exactly in a holiday spirit.

Thryce, what did you get yourself into now?

Got me at the schoolhouse.

And I done wore the wrong dress.

You know this principal is gonna be lookin' at my legs.

Can't stand him.

Oh.

Stand the fuck up.

I am the type of person

that want young men and women like yourselves to eat

and eat good.

Now in front of you it's two bowls.

One is filled with caviar

and the other is filled with dog feces.

Now I know y'all are young.

You probably wondering what the heck is caviar.

And if you tasted it,

you probably couldn't tell the difference between the two.

They both taste like crap.

But caviar isn't about the taste,

it's about class,

prestige,

status.

It's about winning

and living the good life.

Now, up until now you've been walking around

with no money in your pockets.

And I know that ain't what you wanted.

You didn't choose not to have no money in your pocket.

That's just the cards life dealt you.

And you came to me because you wanted a choice.

So here it is.

Either get the hell outta my face

and stop wasting my time

and continue to eat crap like the bowls in front of you.

Or...

Sorry.

Come work for me

and we can eat caviar.

So what's it gonna be gentlemen? Lady?

Good.

Very good.

Well, let's go.

Let me holler at you right quick.

Shit.

God, if you are listening,

please save my son Thryce.

Protect him from this evil world.

Bring him home safely.

So I can kill him

for skipping school and coming home late.

I'm gonna send him right back to you.

Amen.

What the hell? Hey girl.

You are late again, Roslyn.

I know, but what is going on with your hair?

Girl, what you mean what's going on with my hair?

Baby, it's hair.

Yesterday you was platinum blonde

and today you was midnight black.

What is going on with that?

Officer Petty said that wearing unnatural hair colors

is against the conduct rules of security manual.

But blonde is natural.

Apparently only if you're a albino black woman.

So you're trying to tell me

that a white woman can dye her hair black

but a black woman can't dye her hair blonde.

You know that's racist, right?

I'm gonna go talk to him for you.

You want me to go talk to him?

Mm-mm, you ain't gotta do that.

You sure?

No, you don't have to do that.

You know I will.

No, please, Roslyn don't do that.

Okay, I'm gonna go talk to him.

Roslyn, you don't have to do that.

You're fired.

People coming to me talking about

how you're sleeping in the break room.

It's cool Petty.

I don't need this job

and I'll be back for my stuff later.

You.

Here I'm in there trying to save your little blonde wig

and this how you treat me.

Uh-uh. You late every day.

You know I have kids.

What that mean?

It's always something with 'em.

Okay, and you make it seem like

your life not a part of mine.

Tip, I be going up and I ain't got time to do

what I need to do because you always late.

But the fact that you...

We're friends. We're supposed to be cool.

You don't have to get me fired.

Oh. Look it here.

Look, you gotta look at the positive in situations.

Now you got more time with your kids.

What's positive about it?

What am I gonna do now?

Look, you need to back up off of me

before I fall on the floor and I tell them you hit me.

Or what?

Ah.

This is what I'm talking about.

You're always into something.

But I'm the reason why you have this job.

You know you have a G E D.

Weren't even supposed to have this freaking job.

And the fact that you try to snitch on...

Get up.

Get up.

The fact that you tried to snitch on me

and you are the one who be sleeping the break room.

- Come on. - Y'all hear that?

She be the one sleeping.

- Help! - In the break room

when she's supposed to be - Help!

Securing this raggity-ass building.

Help!

Security!

Secur.

You ain't working no more.

You need to go.

Well that didn't go too well.

Oh, this ho did try.

Oh.

I don't need this damn job.

You be coming up now.

All over me.

And ain't got no money.

Fuck this job. It's almost Christmas.

And where are you going

- on a unofficial lunch break? - I I don't need them.

Girl, I quit. We don't need that job.

You was right.

And I just want to tell you I'm really sorry

but I don't, I'm not gonna be here no more.

They got me all in there acting all white girl and shit.

We don't need this job.

I make my way at the club.

Then gonna try to tell me I can't wear my blonde hair.

Who do they think they be messing with?

Trying to tell me what I can and can't do?

Don't nobody run me.

- I run me. - Girl.

And that's why I still got my wig on.

What happened in there?

Baby, I went off on Mr. Petty.

He had the wrong one at the right time.

And what did you do?

I'm changing clothes.

What you.

Can't be walking around here looking like a top flight.

Oh you dance?

No, I don't dance.

Girl, if I would knew that we could been on the stage

looking like the number 10 together.

I am not a dancer, ma'am.

You got a ho bag.

This is not a ho bag.

This is what I keep clothes in when I wanna change.

- Let show you something baby. - Show you.

I keep two of these things up here.

You hearing me?

Ooh, I'm talking...

Oh Lord that my coochie powder.

So look, you got the coochie powder in the, in the bag.

You got the coochie spray

and then you got Felicia and Tisha.

And then you gotta keep Leesha because look,

I go to my side nigga house,

then I go to the random nigger's house.

Now look, when you go to them random nigger's house,

you gotta keep your plunger

just in case he trying to do sumthin'.

A plunger?

Yeah baby.

You gotta might not to knock 'em out, okay.

So, you gotta keep all of that,

a little change of clothes.

No, the whole clothes.

Ooh, hold on, wait a minute.

So then you gotta make sure you got your coochie spray,

your hair spray...

You know all of that baby.

Some water.

Now look, I'll see you later.

I got to go to work since I lost my job like you.

And me and Helen will be by later.

All right, I'll see you soon.

All right.

But I'm not a dancer ma'am.

Girl, you all of this.

However I did think about being a dancer one time.

Coming to the stage, Lust.

Hey you, merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

If this ain't a Christmas miracle.

I don't know what is.

Buy a Hummer.

You sell cars?

Hey, if you got...

You selling a Hummer, I'll buy from you.

Just tell me where to meet ya at.

Huh?

Okay. I am just getting in the house, about to relax.

What is it that you want?

I, I need a favor.

No.

Well could you at least hear

what I have to say before you say no?

I wouldn't ask if I was by myself.

It's your sisters and brothers.

They don't have anything to eat.

How is that my problem?

You're their mother not me.

You don't think I know that.

But it still doesn't change the fact

that your sister and brothers are hungry.

Ah.

Who is it?

Police open up.

Ooh. Roslyn Oliver?

Yes.

Hope it works out for you ma'am.

Eviction notice!?

One after another, after another, after another.

I can't keep doing this.

I am sorry.

It's just so much has been going wrong in my life lately.

I used to be so strong.

I used to...

Well from my point of view, you still strong.

How can you say that?

Just broke down in front of a complete stranger.

You didn't fall. You still standing.

I know I'm so tired and weak.

This is a lot for one person.

It's a lot.

- Hi mommy. - Hey baby, how was school?

Okay.

Is that your friend?

Oh yeah. It's um...

My name is Tevin. And you are?

Happy.

I can see that.

That's her real name, Happy.

No, of course it is.

Perfect name for a perfect little girl.

Yes.

Are you hungry sweetheart?

- Yeah. - Okay, go wash your hands.

Okay, I'll fix you something to eat.

Well, I really hope it works out for you ma'am.

You have a good day.

This okay?

Yeah.

Do you ever dream about walking?

Shit, all the time.

Every day.

Every night.

Every nap.

Every time I close my eyes.

Okay, so why won't you fight to walk again?

Because what's the point?

The doctors already told me that I'll never walk again.

Doctors are wrong all the time.

If the doctors are wrong

then they shouldn't be no damn doctor.

Okay. But they are doctors.

And it's not God.

Ain't gonna lie.

ain't got no hoes right now.

What's the crazy...

I ain't making no money today.

Do y'all think y'all guys need to be in school somewhere?

Man, hell no.

He tweaking.

Oh, y'all need to go get that education babe.

Tweaking.

What's good guys.

Brewskis?

Um, he knows what I want.

Good serve.

Make that bread honey.

I won this on the course.

Nice shit.

Thanks bro.

Yeah, go ahead and good day.

See you game.

Man, he is always come to the troublesome

Weird. They weird.

Yo, lemme holler at you.

Hey bro...

Oh my bad.

I'll catch y'all up.

♪ What you saying Keef

♪ And I just might crash the party ♪

♪ I was broke now I laugh about it ♪

♪ I won't fuck and she's sad about it ♪

Come take a ride with me.

I can't. I'm working bro.

Me too. Brotha Ben want me to go pick up the bag.

What that gotta do with me?

I give you 250 just for rolling with me.

All I gotta do is roll with you?

I've known you for five years.

If I tell you that's all you gotta do,

that's all you have to do.

We'll be right back.

We just go pick it up. It's not...

He, he don't even know that you gone.

♪ Came up from nothing they thought I wouldn't make it ♪

♪ I'm calling they bluff oh

♪ I had enough like I'm J Lo

Alright.

Hop in.

♪ Let go my ego

♪ That shit ain't part of my steelo ♪

♪ Cant go where we go

♪ You a reflection of me though, ah ♪

♪ Peep hole vision

♪ Peep ho vision

♪ I'm on a mission I swore when I got it I would heal em ♪

♪ But they don't want healing

♪ I swore when I made it outta prison ♪

♪ I would go forgive em

♪ Now they call me big sinner

♪ Outside of the money what you really doing for a nigga ♪

♪ See my mind a lil different

♪ They called it incarceration

♪ But I call it transformation

♪ Its the way that I'm livin'

♪ Know I'm truly gifted in the mental ♪

♪ Zaza in the middle

♪ Test like Apple Fritter

♪ Dairy Queen, white gold

♪ Ice baguettes hitting

♪ They might hit you like Money Mu ♪

♪ Watch how you treating the ones you think under you ♪

♪ Watch how you play with me

♪ I don't know none of you

♪ I'll bring the party to you like the summer do ♪

♪ I was just broke now I'm wonderful ♪

♪ Damn

♪ I just compared the money to wonder bread ♪

♪ I said I'm wonderful

♪ Young nigga full of them hunnits ♪

♪ Jumped off the stage I got bunnies ♪

♪ Niggas be hating on Saph

So should pick up a bag from this guy,

uh, for Brotha Ben from this guy named Glove.

Shouldn't be that hard.

Get the bag, take it back, get paid.

It's that simple. You ready?

Let's do it.

Alright.

You good bro.

Yeah. Yeah.

I just got, I just gotta get in character.

♪ I won't fuck and she sad about it ♪

♪ And she grab the pole

♪ Slap the money upside her body ♪

♪ Stuff that leaf with that do-si-do ♪

♪ Going up and they mad about it ♪

♪ Ice on me and its

♪ Wafi

♪ And I just might crash the party ♪

♪ I was broke now I laugh about it ♪

♪ I won't fuck and she sad about it ♪

♪ I walk in and she grab the pole ♪

♪ Slap the money upside her body ♪

♪ Stuff that leaf with that do-si-do ♪

♪ Going up and they mad about it ♪

Y'all here for bag?

Yeah.

Alright.

Y'all must be new.

Nice ain't it.

Yeah, I got all this working for Brotha Ben.

Let me tell you, you could eat caviar.

It mean you could eat caviar.

No more getting arrested twice,

worrying about the third strike.

Yeah. Them corner boy days over with.

We on to bigger and better things now.

More money, less problem.

Where's the bag?

Oh you wanting get straight to the point muthafucker, huh?

All right.

Y'all want something to drink?

Got orange juice, beer, Kool-Aid.

I'll take a beer.

That's a lot.

Mind if I use your restroom?

Yeah, go for it.

♪ I got a whole half a lid on me ♪

♪ I got a whole half a lid on me ♪

♪ I got a whole half a lid on me ♪

♪ It's a whole half a lid and a gun ♪

It's a lot.

♪ Start clutching for crouch

♪ He get teased if he reach for chain round my neck ♪

♪ I respect,

♪ I ain't do it for clout

♪ If it's up then its stuck

♪ Give a fuck or speak up

♪ You a duck and know half the shit ah ♪

♪ Wish I fight like a jack-in-the-box ♪

♪ And then we get lit

♪ Like a match in the box

♪ I got a whole half a lid and this gun ♪

♪ In my pants baby girl

♪ Start clutching for crouch

♪ He get teased if he reach

♪ For chain round my neck

♪ I respect, I ain't do it for clout ♪

♪ If it's up then its stuck

Go and get that for me.

♪ You a duck

♪ And know half the shit ah

♪ We pop out like a jack-in-the-box ♪

♪ And then we'll get lit

♪ Like a match on the box, hey

♪ When a general is speaking you know you gonna die ♪

♪ And the color gonna blow like poke in the eye ♪

♪ And 526 he got hit with the fire ♪

♪ Get rich you teach out

Oh shit!

♪ There ain't no shit like a bat inside ♪

Get on the sofa.

Get on the sofa.

What you say bitch.

♪ My lord she got my respect

Take it.

♪ While you chasing that bitch I'ma run up the check ♪

♪ Yeah, lets be raw bangers slapping some cream ♪

♪ I'm gonna spin out your turf and come right back again ♪

♪ Fuck Hakuna Matata I ain't got a friend ♪

♪ My cousin, my brother

♪ My mama, my kin

♪ The only one around me if I got to spin ♪

♪ Bugat in my body when I'm walking in ♪

♪ If he got a product then we running in ♪

♪ Take his ass down and then do it again ♪

♪ Insurance policy we kidnap his kid ♪

♪ Then they get sliming like minnows and squid ♪

♪ I got a whole half a lid and a gun ♪

♪ In my pants baby girl and start clutching for crouch ♪

♪ He get teased if he reached for this chain around my neck ♪

♪ I respect, I ain't do it for clout ♪

♪ If it's up then its stuck

♪ Give a fuck or speak up

♪ You a duck and know half the shit ah ♪

♪ We pop out like a jack-in-the-box ♪

♪ And then we get lit like a match in the box ♪

♪ It's a whole half a lid and this gun ♪

♪ In my pants baby girl so start clutching for crouch ♪

♪ He get teased if he reached

♪ For this chain around my neck ♪

♪ I respect, I ain't do it for clout ♪

♪ If it's up then its stuck

♪ Give a fuck or speak up

♪ You a duck and know half the shit ah ♪

♪ We pop out like a jack-in-the-box ♪

♪ And then we get lit like a match in the box, hey ♪

♪ Hey my line be them slime

♪ Hey man shit I

♪ Let be fine and wine

♪ I wear that big charm

♪ People can hear prove it

♪ Don't know what you got

♪ Smart car, TV, the back in the spot ♪

♪ 937

♪ And she thinking she do what I like ♪

♪ I'm pack this shit out

♪ Really leaving this shit for

♪ Be bragging about MAC-11 came with a catch button ♪

♪ Know light him like a matchbox ♪

♪ The streets called for the wise ♪

♪ We brought no vets out

♪ He made caught got left

♪ Wise guys burn connections

♪ It's a lie it's more than what you mean ♪

♪ He got scratched out

♪ I guess the fuck nigger checked out ♪

♪ Hospital can't get a fucked nigger chest tie ♪

Thryce baby?

What? What happened?

Rock, paper, scissors shoot.

Oh my gosh. You keep getting me.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Ah! Uh-uh, you cheated.

Cheater.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Ugh.

Rock, paper, scissors shoot.

Uh, stop.

You're cheating.

I knew you were looking at me.

I threw looking at my fingers.

Storm came by here this morning?

I kept over.

Because I like you.

I knew she loved us but I wasn't expecting her

to buy all this food.

Mommy.

Have a seat please.

This is nice.

What is going on?

You did the rock, paper, scissors with your tugs.

She kept beating me.

I see.

Maybe you should just, no, don't throw it.

I'm not gonna throw it.

This is...

What you laughing at. This is nice.

Got some good food.

You cook this all by yourself?

Are you okay?

You sure you're okay?

That's what I want to hear.

So let's eat.

I don't know why y'all two keep coming here.

Y'all are just wasting your time.

I'm not gonna be able to walk again.

Do you wanna walk again?

Not really.

I mean look what walking got me last time.

Well at least he still has a sense of humor.

It's not a sense of humor, Nurse Kim.

It's all facts.

If I wouldn't have walked outta my home

and away from my family

last Christmas Eve,

I wouldn't have walked to the car

and walked to my friend

and stood outside of a nightclub and got shot.

And I wouldn't have to live

the rest of my fucking life in this wheelchair.

Screw that.

You know what, I'll be back.

Listen to me, you little brat.

You are gonna walk again.

No I'm not.

Yes, you are.

You are gonna walk again,

even if I have to beat the feeling into your body.

Do you hear me?

You would really beat up a paraplegic.

I would do whatever it took

to get you to fight for your future.

So why aren't you married?

What?

I don't see a ring on your finger.

So I'm assuming you ain't married.

That's 'cause I'm not.

But what does that have to do with you walking again?

Because if you really want me to walk again,

I'm going to need a little motivation.

You said that you would do anything

to get me to walk again, right?

I, I did.

Well. What I want is to go

out with you.

You wanna go outside.

On a date.

You wanna date me?

What I want is to go out with you on my arm

and to pull out your chair

and to sit down and have dinner with you

without you looking at me like I'm a charity case.

I don't see you as a charity case.

Listen, I'll fight to walk again.

If you agree to walk with me on a date.

Now you know I can't date a patient.

Then I guess I'll be here.

But if you're walking...

There's no more need for therapy.

- Mm. - Mm.

That sounds good to me.

Let's get to walking then.

My bad. Sorry.

Oh dang.

Merry Christmas.

Buy a Hummer.

What?

You know I don't really do the whole Christmas thing

so you might have to save that garbage for someone else.

Oh my apologies.

I actually didn't mean to startle you.

I just wanted to.

You kind of did you

I just saw you like jump over that ledge over there.

Excuse me.

Okay. You wanna play it like that?

I know you watch me every day

but you never say anything

which is strange.

I don't know if you think I'm too intimidating for you or...

That's not it.

Okay, so bottom line is you watch me every day, right?

So that's why I purposely walk in there with my hair done.

You know. My body looking tight.

Looking pretty good like a scoop of goddamn baby ice cream.

And you kind of want a scoop, don't you.

Totally get it.

That is exactly why I walked out of the tea shop

to see if you will follow me.

And here you are. Thirsty as ever.

So now I'm thirsty.

You don't have any tea in your hand

and you went into a tea shop.

I would say that would make you more than thirsty.

I'm not thirsty.

You're my once in a lifetime.

Once in a lifetime? Um, what?

People climb mountains, jump outta airplanes,

stare at comets,

all because they have a deep desire

to accomplish something

that only happens once in a lifetime.

You're my once in a lifetime.

So you would say that being with me

is like climbing Mount Everest.

I think there's something great about you

that you don't even know about.

And if I let you walk out my life without saying the thing,

I'd regret it.

So now what?

I have no idea.

What's your name, Mr. Once in a Lifetime?

Stoney.

Storm.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

So you sell Hummers?

No. No.

But I do want to buy one so I can run over people

who get on my freaking nerves,

you know what I mean.

- It's a good one. - Thanks.

I been working on it for a while.

Uh-huh.

I'm glad I finally said something.

Me too.

Merry Christmas!

Helen, don't y'all come over here

with all that Christmas cheer shit.

You don't like Christmas no more.

Y'all both know Christmas

ain't nothin' but a white man's holiday.

They wanna get you all happy,

feeling good about yourself.

They do that so you can spend more money on gifts.

Broke.

I said that.

You know what I hate the most about Christmas though.

What friend?

The loneliness.

You can be in the happiest relationship

that you've ever been in.

And then the holidays come around

and he wanna breaks up with you

just so he ain't gotta buy you nothing new.

Now I gotta spend the holidays all by myself

because your ass too cheap to buy me a gift.

Then they cheap asses keep it going

all the way until the day after Valentine's.

Then they wanna walk they happy asses back into our lives.

Then we let him.

Why do you do that?

Oh he just like it that way.

Anyways, how's Thryce?

He's good.

He says he wants to focus more on school now.

- Really? - Wonderful.

Yeah.

It's weird.

One night I went to his room 'cause I was ready to kill him

for skipping school and coming in late.

But instead of me killing him, I ended up hugging him.

Because he just couldn't stop crying.

I don't know.

But whatever happened, I got my son back.

I know what happened.

His friend Eazy Earl got murdered.

What?

Y'all ain't know.

Eazy Earl is dead.

Dead.

I know all the tea.

They ran in the trap house,

Shot him down and about four other goons.

He's like a son to me.

So what you find out, man, robbery gone bad.

Just like you said it was.

So, where's my money?

Man, shit nobody knows.

Nah, somebody know.

Everybody dead.

The bag is gone.

Somebody got my bag and your ass don't sleep

until you figure out who it is.

I got you my.

Roslyn Oliver.

Yes?

Damn.

I love tall women.

Have you ever dated a smaller man?

Eighth floor.

I don't mean to be too forward,

but, but I would love to,

I would just love to.

Show me the way to Tony's office please.

That's to this right side. Go ahead.

Thank you.

Hi, I'm Roslyn Oliver.

I'm here for an interview with Mr.

James.

Oh, okay, give me one moment here

to get Mr. James for you.

Mr. James, your one o'clock is here.

Mr. James will be right with you.

Okay? Thank you.

Can I have candy cane?

Of course, what flavor you want?

Thanks.

You know what? Nevermind.

I hate Christmas.

Oh. I also have Grinch chocolates.

Since you don't like Christmas.

You are right.

I don't like Christmas or the Grinch ones.

I'll take the Grinch.

Help yourself.

- Don't mind if I do that. - Take as many as you like.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Keep it clean.

Hi Tony James, please come in.

Hi sir.

I know exactly who you are.

You are the head nigger in charge.

You're the big boss.

Okay?

And you are.

Roslyn Oliver.

Yes, you are.

Please have a seat, Mrs. Oliver.

Oh, thank you.

And it's Ms. Oliver.

I've never, ooh, I've never been married.

Okay.

So tell me about yourself, Ms. Oliver.

Oh, sure.

Um, so this one time when I was three,

I ended up kissing this mailman hand,

'cause you know, he had the mail.

He was about to stick it in the door mail slot.

And you know, his hand came.

Roslyn, I want to know about your work history,

not your life history, okay?

Oh, sorry.

Why should I hire you?

Well sir, 'cause I need this job.

Hmm.

That's why people come to interviews. They need a job.

Is that all you've got?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay, I'm sorry. I I already know.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Please excuse me.

I'm just a little nervous.

Um, I should have started

by saying thank you for seeing me

and I just wasn't,

I just was a little nervous because I was surprised

that you were the one who's giving me the interview.

Usually the big guy doesn't come down here

and interview small people like me.

Well, I like to know who I'm hiring.

I want to know about you.

I wanna know about your, your family, your, your life,

your wants, your dreams.

I wanna know that the person I hire

is not gonna change just their bank account.

Ooh, yet.

Ooh, you said it right.

What up? Change my bank account, sir, please yes.

Because the person I hire is a good person.

So are you a good person, Roslyn?

Charmed sir, I'm a good person.

If you change my bank accounts, sir, I'll be a great person.

Won't get lipo and then I won't change.

Thank you for calling Mr. James' office.

Oh, yep.

Yes ma'am. Okay, one moment.

Mr. James, you have a call on line one.

- Uh, please take a message. - I'm interviewing a potential.

It's your wife, sir.

I'm sorry. She wouldn't call if it weren't important.

Oh, it's the wife.

It's the booty call.

What? Where?

Okay, hang tight.

I'll be right there. I'm sorry.

We're gonna have to reschedule.

I have an important family emergency to.

What? You can.

You have to finish this interview, sir.

No, I need this job today.

That's not gonna happen.

No, no, no.

Sit down sir. Sit, sit, sit here.

There's a couple of misspelled words, but it's okay.

Listen. Just finish the interview.

Ask me anything

- you wanna ask me. - Excuse me.

Did you not just hear me say I have a family emergency?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please, please, sir.

I need, wait.

I need this job today.

Where are you going little Napoleon.

Go sit down.

Sit.

I need this job, sir.

What are we doing right now? Can you have a seat?

I, I have to go.

Sit your little.

Yourself down and you listen to me.

You wanna talk about family emergency, sir?

Family emergency. My entire life is a family emergency.

My oldest daughter doesn't even talk to me.

And my oldest son, he's paralyzed.

Doesn't even desire to walk anymore, sir.

Even after I exhausted all of my money on him

trying to make him walk again.

My third one, he just lost his best friend in a murder.

Not to mention my two baby girls are at home starving, sir.

Eating peanut butter sandwiches with no jelly.

Can you imagine that?

I can imagine.

Get stuck in the roof of your mouth.

So as you can see, Mr. James, I need this job.

I understand. I hear you.

And as I say, all I can do is reschedule.

Now I have to go. Thank you for your time.

Wait.

Fuck!

Wow, what'd you do, rob a bank?

I'll cancel the eviction notice.

You got it. Come on.

There you go.

Hey, can I help you?

Hi.

Do you remember me?

My name is Jell. I was seeing your friend Mufasa.

We were fighting outside the club

that night y'all got shot.

Look, I just wanted to come see Aaron and apologize.

Okay, well, visiting hours are over.

You want to apologize?

Yes.

Apologize for what?

For being a ho or for being a bitch.

Because that's how this started, right?

You slept with a man who you knew had a woman

and you got mad when you actually saw 'em together.

And I know.

And I was being everything you said I was,

but I didn't want anybody to die.

What? Exactly!

And it happened.

Mufasa is dead.

The bouncer outside the nightclub dead.

And then there's me.

The living dead.

I shoulda stopped her.

Please leave now.

I'm sorry.

- Go. - I'm so sorry.

- Get out. - Alright.

Why is Christmas so important to you?

Nothing good ever happens on Christmas.

That's not true.

A lot of good things happen on Christmas.

Not to our family.

Christmas...

Sing and laugh.

Laugh? Bro, ain't nobody gonna be laughing on Christmas.

We're gonna be just as miserable this Christmas

as we are any other Christmas.

Dad is gonna bring us toys.

Tell her Thryce.

I'm gonna do what I can to make sure

that Happy has a good Christmas.

And just how do you plan on doing that Thryce?

The same way that I've been doing it.

What are you talking about?

Where do you think you've been getting all this help from?

Santa Claus?

Yes.

Sheila, take Happy upstairs.

Now come on.

Now you wanna tell me just what the hell

you talking about?

You think you helping me?

By doing what?

Skipping school and not doing what I tell you to do.

Are you hungry Mommy?

Saved you a plate.

It's in the microwave.

I hope you like what you eat.

'Cause I bought every bit of food in this house.

Oh, you talking crazy.

Storm bought all this food in here.

Did you see her pay for it?

Or is that something that you just choose to believe?

Because how could it happen?

Storm don't want nothing to do with this family, Ma.

She don't wanna see you.

She don't wanna see Aaron.

And as long as we're living with you,

she don't wanna see me, Sheila, or Happy.

She's done.

Well let me tell you something.

Food or no food,

you gonna respect the ground that I walk on.

Or I'll walk all over your grave.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

I hear you.

Can I leave now?

You'll leave when I tell you to leave.

Now you can leave.

By the way, I paid the rent too.

You're welcome.

Goddamn it Thryce.

Told you to leave the kitchen, not the house.

I don't know where you got all that money.

I just saw you give the landlord.

But that can't be all of it.

I know you got more, Thryce.

So where is it?

Under the bed.

I know where you are money bag.

Hm.

It's gotta be in here.

Where else could it be?

Gosh, how much money is that?

It's okay. It's not too bad.

Oh Lord.

You can relax.

- Relax? - Yeah.

Most relaxed man you know.

Look, I get it.

Is everything all right?

- Oh yeah man. - Yes.

- Everything's great. - Thank you.

Enjoy.

- Appreciate you. - Thank you so much.

Look, I get it, okay.

I'm a good looking woman. I have my own shit.

I don't need a man for anything.

But I think that's what makes you want me even more.

What you don't know is that I know what you want from me

and

think I'm gonna help you out a little bit.

Yes.

Yes what?

What?

I'm gonna sleep with you tonight.

Isn't that the reason why your fork keeps shaking

every time you put it in your hand?

Huh?

Um, is that what you think all of this about?

You're wrong.

Impossible.

Didn't you hear what I had to say at the tea shop?

I heard what you said at the tea shop.

However, I thought that was like some kind of bullshit

for you to get in my panties or something.

You know what I mean?

Real smooth though.

Real smooth, Yeah.

Well, first of all,

thank you for thinking that I could be smooth.

Second of all, I want way more from you

than your panty store.

Well, um, what else is there?

Your mind, your time, your future.

I wanna know if you make good macaroni and cheese

or you just go where the food is good for Thanksgiving.

I wanna know what your childhood's like.

I want to know if I could make you fall in love with me.

Shoot. If it's possible, if you could love me forever.

If so, that'd be pretty cool.

I wanna know why you always so angry, Storm,

'cause you always look angry.

True.

So,

you don't wanna make love to me.

Dang.

I'm just gonna slip into something more comfortable.

♪ Saph

♪ I like it when you pop shit

♪ Hostage

♪ Topless

♪ Need a hostage yeah

♪ I like it when you topless

♪ I like it when you topless

♪ She like it when I'm

♪ If I put the time in yeah

♪ Mind In

♪ If I put the time in

♪ Could you put yo mind in

♪ Want me to drape her in diamonds ♪

♪ Money spent where its time spent but ♪

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ She like it when I pop shit

♪ I like it when you topless yeah ♪

♪ If I put the time in

♪ Could you put yo mind in

♪ Want me to drape her in diamonds ♪

♪ Money spent where its time spent but ♪

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ She like it when I pop shit

♪ I like it when you topless yeah ♪

♪ Put that pussy beside me

♪ Don't know why you hiding it yeah ♪

♪ I like it when you guide me

♪ On my cheek yeah she bite me there ♪

♪ On my neck yeah she bite me there ♪

♪ In my bed yeah she fight me there ♪

♪ Got her calling me Tyson

♪ Make a film like I'm Spike Lee yeah ♪

♪ If I put the time in

♪ Could you put yo mind in

♪ Want me to drape her in diamonds ♪

♪ Money spent where its time spent but ♪

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ She like it when I pop shit

♪ I like it when you topless yeah ♪

♪ If I put the time in

♪ Could you put yo mind in

♪ Want me to drape her in diamonds ♪

♪ Money spent where its time spent but ♪

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ Aint no holding me hostage

♪ She like it when I pop shit

♪ I like it when you topless yeah ♪

♪ I like it

♪ When you topless yeah

♪ Saph

Oh my.

My mother taught me how to make mac and cheese

when I was about nine years old.

So I got really good at it.

I grew up in a single parent household.

I'm the eldest of five children.

I have two brothers, Aaron and Thryce.

And I have two little sisters, Sheila and Happy.

We all have the same dad, but we never met him before.

I know that's weird, right?

Even though they keep making babies.

Stoney, if I fall in love with you,

I don't know how long it's gonna last.

Maybe until you don't love me anymore.

I don't know.

And I actually, I really do want to smile. I do.

It is just that I haven't had a reason to smile

until tonight.

See about a year ago,

my brother who was like my best friend,

he got shot in the back.

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry for your loss.

He's not dead. He's just paralyzed.

You said your brother's name was Thryce, right?

No, Thryce is my younger brother.

Aaron is my other brother. He's paralyzed.

I haven't, I haven't seen him since he got shot.

Why not?

Because I'm angry.

You see

when Aaron got shot

before he got shot actually,

that's when my family was actually a family.

You know?

But if he just would've stayed home like I begged him to,

he would still be standing to this day.

Maybe I wouldn't have never came home

and found my newlywed husband in bed with another man

and he would not be in some hospital bed right now.

So it's just...

I don't know, Stoney.

I...

You want the honest truth really?

I blame him.

I blame him for leaving me.

I blame him for getting shot and.

I blame him for making me angry at the world.

You heard that?

I think so.

Who's at my door?

The hell?

- I cannot stay with her... - Whoa, whoa.

- Tonight, Storm. - Whoa.

You can't stay here.

Oh my gosh.

Storm, you have no idea what it's like.

Who told her that she could be a mother?

She's a terrible mother.

Oh my God.

Hey. Hey.

Don't drink it out of a carton. Get a glass.

Did you know that she lost her job?

Thryce,

Listen, you can't stay here. Okay?

We've barely been surviving off

of the little income she was making.

Now she's making nothing.

We're gonna starve.

Thryce, you're old enough to get a job and help her out.

Okay? Why don't you just do that?

I did get a job.

I was paying for the food,

paying the bills.

But does she appreciate all that I've been through

in order to help her do

what she's supposed to do as a mother.

Feed her kids.

What have you been through?

And wait, go back.

You got a job?

No, but I had a job.

Okay, well then just get another one.

But you can't stay here. Mm-mm.

Just for one night.

Tomorrow morning, cooler heads will prevail.

I'll be off to school and out of your life.

Until the next time you need my help.

We don't know that yet.

Just wait here.

Sorry.

I know it's time to go.

It's okay, family's family.

- You're so sweet. - Mm.

You wanna do lunch tomorrow?

Yeah. Of course.

Maybe you can come by the job and I'll show you what I do

before we leave for lunch.

Office. Wow.

I've been going on and on about my family all night.

And I don't even know what you do for a living

or what, what kind of job you have.

It's cool.

Just come by and I'll show you everything you need to know.

Okay.

- All right. - You just text me a location.

- I got you. - Okay.

♪ Beep beep

♪ Beep beep

♪ Beep beep

♪ Rolling down the road in my brand new ride ♪

♪ Beep beep

♪ Ooh give me that beep beep

♪ Better believe it

♪ Beep beep

♪ Ooh give me that

♪ Rolling down the road in my brand new ride ♪

♪ Beep beep

♪ Beep beep

♪ Ooh give me that

♪ Rolling down the road in my brand new ride ♪

♪ Beep beep

What's that?

Um, it's medicine.

For what?

Um, I have a cold.

No you don't.

Girl, how you gonna tell me I don't have a cold?

Because I don't have a cold.

Every time you get a cold, I get a cold.

I get a cold, you get cold.

I don't have a cold. So you don't have a cold.

Okay, well then it's for something else.

Just go to sleep.

I wanna know what that pill is.

You make me sick.

Girls? Where's your brother?

Thryce, get your butt down here.

I don't think he came home last night, Mommy.

Guess Thryce missed his bus.

Your lunch for today.

Eat faster.

Let's go.

Hey Thryce?

Going up.

Going up.

About this bill.

It's like we can't even prolonging for a few months?

No ma'am. Everything that I can do, I've already done.

Well then I'm screwed.

I mean, maybe you'll get a Christmas miracle.

A Christmas miracle.

Yeah. Right.

As if Christmas is the answer.

Look, I mean, it could be.

It's not.

I mean,

you never know what miracles are around the corner, right?

Come on on now.

Take your time. One step at a time.

You got this. Come on.

One step at a time.

- One step at a time. - See.

Oh, look at you trying.

I gonna do more than try, Mommy.

What changed?

I think all I needed was a little motivation.

So motivation wasn't walking enough?

I guess not.

- You're so strong. - Take your time.

Good job.

Get going. Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with him?

- Aaron? - What's wrong with him?

Aaron!

Help him.

- Oh shit. - What's wrong with him?

Watch out. Watch out.

Watch out, watch out.

Is my son gonna die?

Is my son gonna die?

He's just having a seizure.

He'll be fine.

Aaron!

Aaron!

Get her out of here.

Storm?

Shit.

I am right here. I'm right here, Aaron.

Going up.

Storm, wait.

Storm?

Storm, wait.

Storm.

- Storm! - Storm.

Hey baby wait.

You're my brother's therapist?

- Yes I am. - Move lady.

You didn't think to tell me that

the night that we slept together.

Wait, you two know one another.

Yes we do.

Was this your idea?

- No. - No.

Did you want it?

You wanted to trick me into having sex

with my brother's therapist.

- I didn't do that. - Think about that.

And then trick me to come here.

What kind of sick person are you?

I didn't even know y'all knew one another.

Storm is not like that at all.

I told you.

I told you I did not wanna see my brother like that.

And he wasn't like that. He was doing...

Shh! Lose my number.

- Move. - Baby. Wait.

Storm.

What is going on?

Know who this in this car over there?

Yeah, I know who that is.

- Yo, dude. - What's up?

Where's the new kid

that's supposed to be working this block.

- I don't know. - The kid showed up one day,

made a little change and left with Eazy Earl.

Shit. When this was?

The same day Eazy Earl and Glove got popped.

Y'all knew this and ain't say nothing.

Look, I don't know shit.

I still don't know what I know.

Yeah.

Crazy.

Man, the new kid is M I A that we put on the corner.

Evan said Eazy Earl and the kid left the same day.

That little punk got the bag.

Find that man and don't you come back here

until you find that man.

Who is it?

Police ma'am.

About Thryce?

Oh, lets see about Thryce.

Yes.

I didn't know if you liked flowers or not.

And then again,

I thought I wasn't gonna even bring 'em to you,

but I thought maybe if you don't like flowers,

you'll just appreciate the sentiment.

I don't understand.

Would you go out on a date with me?

Wait, so you're not here to evict me.

Not at all.

Hi Mommy.

Hi Tevin.

Hello.

It's almost Christmas, Mommy.

It is.

It is. I just realized that

you're right.

Yeah, it is.

Are you coming for Christmas dinner?

We're not having Christmas dinner this year, baby.

I'm sorry.

She going to change her mind.

So be ready when she calls you.

I'm not gonna change my mind.

If you do,

here's my card.

I'm a phone call away.

Little girl, What are you doing in my kitchen?

I'm trying to see what I can cook for Christmas.

It's Christmas Eve.

Oh, you a little cook now, huh?

Yes. You can help me.

Oh, I can help you.

Okay. Where's Sheila?

Where's Thryce?

He went out.

Well, you make sure you clean up

your little mess when you get finished,

my little chef, you.

Okay.

Girl, I'm about to take these pills and get high.

I do it all the time. It's cool.

Okay. You're about to watch 'em.

So take one.

Sheila.

What are those?

I gotta go. They're not mines.

They're in your possession then they're yours young lady.

Gimme those.

Give 'em to me.

Do you know what these are?

I think so. They get people high.

- And is that what you wanna do? - Get high?

Yes.

Why?

Because Ready in school said that getting high

numbs your pain.

Sweetheart.

You can talk to me.

What pain are you in?

I don't know if I'm in pain.

I just know that I'm not happy.

Who are you?

The fuck?

Take your hands off my daughter.

My name Work Will Work.

Your mother named you that?

My mother irrelevant to this situation

between you and I right now.

You do know that's a dumb name, right?

My name William J. Work.

The street's name is the name Work Will Work.

Because I do certain jobs and get the job done.

And also since they're important jobs,

I work a lot.

So what is your job supposed to be here?

I'm here for that bag.

What? You are in the wrong place.

I haven't even said what type of bag it is.

It don't matter ain't no bags here.

You got a son named Thryce?

Oh all of a sudden you can't talk right now.

That's crazy.

Your silence says everything.

Your son Thryce used to work with Brotha Ben.

Brotha Ben sells thing and gets paid a lot of money,

which is confiscated in the bag.

Your son Thryce has that bag.

So look, this what's about to happen.

Somebody's going to get that bag or they,

everybody in here is gonna die.

And then I'm going to catch Thryce.

He's gonna bring me that bag and he's dying too.

We don't have your bag Mr. Work.

I do.

Attention Metro riders.

The cost to ride is $1.25.

Well would you look at this?

She really did know where it was.

Let my daughter go.

Now.

Of course.

Give me the bag.

Oof.

That's a ornery daughter up there.

You got what you came for, now you can leave.

But I ain't get everything.

But I will.

You better stay away from my son.

Alright.

Sheila.

I need you to do something.

What Mama?

I need you to watch Happy for me.

She don't need to watch me, I could watch myself.

I know baby. But she's in charge right now, okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

You be sure to lock up, okay.

Okay.

Yo, my dude,

I got the bag.

I'm about to bring it right now.

What about the kid?

Man? Man, you not gonna...

I know.

I know. Not you.

You not gonna believe this shit.

Thryce.

Just walk right in front of my car.

Why the fuck you on the phone with me?

Get to work!

Where'd he go.

Yo, Thryce get in the car.

Get in the fucking car, Thryce.

Took off man.

Hey Thryce.

Let me get you.

Jesus Christ.

Uh.

Don't you think about it.

Don't.

You.

Think about

it.

Thryce, you don't want to do this.

You got me running out here, Thryce.

You don't want do this man.

You don't want do it. Thryce!

Think about everything man. I got you.

Right, right now.

Gimme the gun, Thryce.

Gimme the gun, Thryce.

Give it to me, Thryce.

You shake it, Thryce.

Give it here.

Now let's go.

Get your ass up. Let's go, Thryce.

Let's go.

Let's go, Thryce.

Thryce.

Ah!

My nigger act cold.

You steady suck.

You fucking suck.

Damn.

You fucking suck, brother.

Nah, you cheating man.

Damn baby. Who you here for?

I'm here for my son.

He ain't here.

Well, where's Brother Ben?

Oh, you must be one of his new hoes.

All right then.

Follow me.

Ladies first.

Didn't you just hear yourself fool?

I'm a new hoe.

I don't know where I'm going.

It's right up the stairs. You can't miss it.

These stairs y'all had to eliminate that.

Mom.

You'll sit your jive ass down, boy.

Give me back my son.

Hold on. Your son?

Yes.

Roslyn, you shouldn't even came here.

Yo. That's your son?

That's my son.

She said she was here to see Brotha Ben.

I am.

Can I see him?

Brotha Ben busy.

I'm sure I have something that he would like to see

in exchange for my son.

Can I see him now?

What?

It's Matt.

Where's Work Will Work?

He out here with that kid.

But his mother just showed up.

I'll holler at you later Work Will Work.

Going back to work.

Who are you?

I'm Thryce's mom.

- Hello, Thryce's mom. - How can I help you?

I'm here to get my son.

Um, you can walk outta here.

But your son is not going anywhere.

I've already given you guys your bag.

What else do you need from us?

He stole from me. He gotta pay.

Well, is there somewhere he can talk private?

I think I might have something

that we can negotiate for my son.

I think you do.

Mom. Don't do.

Shut that kid up.

Don't say another word, man.

Shut the fuck up, Thryce.

No interruptions.

Taking my time with this one.

Hmm. Take your time.

Who is she?

That's Jill. She ain't none of your concern.

Jill doesn't look too happy.

Jill stole from me like Thryce stole from me.

They have to pay.

I totally agree.

But let me just get this clear.

If we do this,

you gonna let my son and I leave outta here right?

Uh, that depends on how good you are.

I might wanna see you again.

I really doubt that.

But we can always leave that door open.

Okay.

You gonna learn to leave my.

Let's go Thryce.

Thryce is not going nowhere.

Brotha Ben,

call off your flunky.

Fluky, huh.

Let him go.

Jill, too.

Both of them!?

Yeah!

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

♪ Wear the ring

What's up bro?

♪ Oh, well

Oh hell no.

Alexis, turn off the music.

If you don't get your little funky feet off my couch.

What is wrong with you?

What?

Ma?

You just gonna spoil all the fun.

I'm gonna spoil a whole lot more than fun

if she don't keep her feet off of my couch.

You know? As a matter of fact, let's go to bed.

Let's go.

Come on y'all chop, chop.

Yes. Let's go.

Bedtime.

Storm, you gonna stay here with us?

- No ma'am. - Why?

Well, Michael thinks I'm working,

but I'm gonna surprise his ass

with a little midnight sumthin' sumthin'.

Ooh, okay.

Well you make sure you call me when you get home

'cause you didn't do it last time.

Yes ma'am. I got you.

And listen, I'm gonna come back and get Happy, okay?

Okay.

Why does she always do this?

You're the one who got this started.

Love you.

I know that.

No, but for real I really love you

and I love my entire family.

But you know you especially, you're my best friend.

And look at you Mr. Division One Baseball Scholarship,

the University of Texas.

Hey woo.

Can you let me go now, please?

Nope, nope.

Hold on. Somebody calling me.

- Move. - Forward it.

Yo, what's up?

You two okay?

Yes ma'am.

Yes.

Did they hurt you Jill?

No ma'am.

Did they rape you?

Look, I'm not trying to interrogate you,

but I need to know if I need to drive you to the hospital.

No, ma'am. He didn't rape me.

He just really, really scared me.

I don't know

what you two got yourselves into back there.

But we're safe now. We're we're safe.

Thank you.

Ma'am, if you don't mind me asking, where are we going?

You can call me Roslyn, Jill.

And mm, we're going home.

Mom.

I'm sorry.

I know baby.

I'm sorry too.

Jill, come here.

What are you doing with my daughter Ms. Oliver?

What? Tony, what did you just say?

What's happening? What's happening?

Oh my God, my Jilly Bean.

Oh my God,

I just delivered a package.

Roslyn saved our lives.

Saved your life? What happened?

My son and your daughter got into some trouble.

The rest of the story is up for her to tell you.

Oh my God. Are you okay?

Don't you think you should stay and talk to the police?

No, that ain't gonna happen.

I delivered your baby. I'm about to take my baby home.

I suggest you not to try and stop me.

Tony, What happened?

What did she say?

Oh my God.

Got the nerve to ask me what I'm doing with his daughter.

Shoot, as if I need another child.

Drove way over here.

Gas is too high.

And it's cold out here.

Asking all them damn questions.

What you, get your ass in the car.

Wait for me white people shit.

Thank you, mama.

Tough night.

Oh boy.

You something.

I love you Mommy.

Mommy.

What the hell are y'all doing?

Why aren't you all in the house?

I love you Mommy.

I know baby. But y'all gonna get me in trouble.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I know.

Let's go in the house before C P S get me.

I swear to God, you are too much.

Ta-da!

Huh?

For the life of me,

I will never understand

why you continue to decorate

the side of tree that no one sees.

That's because the lights shines in the darkest places.

Baby, you're here.

I know.

You know, Sheila called me

and told me that you was looking for Thryce.

And so I figured that they needed me.

They're so smart.

Also Happy wanted a tree.

So we went out and got one topped.

I hope you don't mind.

- Of course, I don't mind. - You don't?

I'm just glad you're here.

Oh, it's good to see you.

It's been too long.

Did you get taller?

You are coming back tomorrow, right?

Of course you know I am.

She's never leaving again.

My baby is here.

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night

♪ All is calm

♪ All is bright

♪ Round yon virgin

♪ Mother and child

♪ Holy infant

♪ So tender

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

♪ Sleep in...

Oh what is this?

She got two kids, two girls and the boy Thryce.

Woo-ooh, damn.

Strangay, strangay.

Ooh.

There she go.

Lemme look at you.

Lemme feel on you.

Ooh.

You need to leave.

What? I need to leave.

What's going on?

Not messing with you no more.

What are you talking about?

You already know what it is in our relationship.

- You already know what it is. - Do I?

I come over here, - Do I?

And give you a little sex.

Drop the gifts off to these kids and we get it on.

What else you want from me? What else?

One day out of the damn year,

you come here and you're mine.

That's right. That's right.

The rest is for your wife and your three kids

and the big house.

But they don't have to worry about

eating peanut butter sandwiches

or wondering whether next meal come from.

Listen.

That stops tonight.

Well what you want from me? What do you want from me?

Child support.

Child support? You out your rabid ass mind.

I ain't finna pay you no child support.

And plus you said that you'll never put me on child support.

Well I lied.

My children deserve way better

than what I've been providing for them.

You already know what it is.

Look, pull your pants down.

Let's have sex. Let's get it in.

This is what you want, right?

This is what you want. I'm doing it for you.

You need to leave.

No, listen, this is what we going do.

I'm going take these clothes off.

We gonna get butt naked.

I'm gonna get some sex from you

then I'm gonna get the hell out

this old ragged-ass home of yours.

So come on.

My mama said leave.

- Thryce, what's up baby? - How you doing?

What's up?

Y'all know one another.

Yeah.

Thryce, yeah.

You know Thryce know me.

Nah, Ma.

I don't know this man.

Thryce, come on.

What you mean you don't know me?

When I was a little kid, he told me he was Santa Claus.

I, I believed him.

- Oh man. - Now I know the truth.

The truth.

Okay. Alright.

So if you know the truth Thryce, what is the truth then?

What's the truth? Let me hear it.

You ain't Santa Claus.

You ain't nothing but a selfish baby maker

parading around this tight-ass Santa suit.

My mother's gold.

You should be on your knees worshiping the ground

that she walks on.

But instead all you do is take from her.

But it's cool 'cause now we both see you

for the deadbeat daddy that you actually are.

I don't want to hear all that man.

I don't want to hear all that.

Listen, that's how it's gonna be.

Yeah, that's how it's gonna be, Playboy.

For real.

All right. Enjoy y'all Christmas.

From little gifts I gave you.

I gave you, got a little PlayStation five in there too.

That's how it's gonna be?

So that's how gonna be.

No! That's how gonna be?

Who?

Who the hell is this?

Who these kids is?

Who is they?

I don't know them.

They're my kids?

Who is that?

Stupid.

♪ Holy night

Here you go your little weak gifts.

That's some PS5 on.

What is this kid?

♪ All is bright

Damn.

♪ All is bright

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night

♪ All is calm

♪ All is bright

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace

What is that? I see you.

I see you.

Okay, okay.

Mom.

Hey Happy, go see who that is at the door baby.

I got you.

Nobody here.

Hey there. How are are you?

You said your mother was gonna call.

And she did last night.

We had a few presents to open up at the station.

Thought for you and your sister.

Thank you.

♪ O Holy Night

♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪

Tevin, Come in.

♪ Night of our dear saviors birth ♪

Love you.

♪ Long lay the world

♪ In sin and error pining

♪ 'Til he appeared and the soul felt ♪

I got it.

You sure?

Yeah.

Right.

Right.

♪ The thrill of hope the weary world rejoices ♪

♪ For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn ♪

I got it.

♪ Fall on your knees

♪ O hear the angel voices

♪ Oh night divine

♪ Oh night when Christ was born ♪

♪ Oh night divine

So strong.

♪ O night O night divine

I got it.

♪ Truly He taught us to love one another ♪

Merry Christmas.

LaTonya?

You get drunk?

Hey babe, you got you a new job.

You a prostitute.

You look good. I can.

Girl, get in here.

I missed you.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Surprise.

Merry Christmas. What are you guys doing here?

Listen, when you brought our daughter home the other day,

I was so into it that I don't feel like

we properly thanked you.

You did that already.

Not enough.

But we're here now.

Your son's medical bills are all paid for.

What?

Tell her about the job.

Well you did interview with me and since I am still hiring

and you did say you needed a job.

You're hired!

You got the job. Don't be scared, be excited.

We're just gonna start you on a a hundred thousand a year.

But stick with us,

grow with the company and the sky is the limit.

Yes, we're serious.

Wait, wait, wait.

So you hired me 'cause I beat up

some young credit card scamming drug dealer.

I hired you 'cause you have integrity

and that's the type of person I want working at my company.

Say yes. Say yes.

- Oh my God. - Say it.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Can we come into the party?

It sounds so much fun there.

Come on, we promise we'll be square.

We're your bosses and all, but we're still cool.

Congratulations honey.

Thank you so much for bringing our baby home.

Hi Jill.

You okay?

Glad you came.

Thank you so much, I needed that.

Yes.

Things looking up.

Right?

There's my baby now.

Hey baby!

Look at you.

Hi.

Do you like Christmas now?

I love Christmas.

Love, love, love Christmas.

♪ Don't do that

♪ Ho Ho

♪ Could it be yeah ♪

♪ Old St. Nick

♪ My step daddy

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Oh no, Mommy

♪ Was cheating on my daddy ♪

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ It was 9 and I gotta go sleep ♪

♪ I got cookies and milk for Santa and me ♪

♪ The fireplace and by the Christmas tree ♪

♪ I been good all year

♪ So Santa can see, I had no idea ♪

♪ What awaited me when I decided to wait ♪

♪ Right before king

♪ I think I believe

♪ I think I saw my momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Could it be

♪ Old St. Nick

♪ My step daddy ♪

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Oh no, Mommy

♪ Was cheating on ♪

♪ My daddy

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Sneaking outta bed tiptoeing downstairs ♪

♪ The milk and cookies are still there ♪

♪ Hey, what is this I hear

♪ I slipped through the living room unnoticed ♪

♪ Momma's laughing with someone but I know it's ♪

♪ Not Daddy 'cause he had to go to work ♪

♪ Santa get your lips off her

♪ Now could it be ♪

♪ Old St. Nick

♪ My step daddy

♪ Santa why you kissing on my momma ♪

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Oh no, Mommy ♪

♪ Was cheating on ♪

♪ My daddy ♪

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ There's tinsel all over the floor ♪

♪ Candy canes in mommy's hair ♪

♪ But I'm smelling daddy's cologne ♪

♪ All through the air

♪ Oh my goodness

♪ How could this truly be

♪ Are you telling me that's Santa Claus ♪

♪ Is really my daddy ♪

♪ You mean all this time ♪

♪ Santa Claus dear ♪

♪ I saw momma kissing Santa Claus ♪

♪ Oh no, mommy ♪

♪ Momma and dad ♪

♪ On my daddy

♪ We're going back upstairs

♪ 'Cause we ain't finished no

♪ Santa Claus is your daddy baby ♪

♪ Daddy Claus, baby

♪ You gotta call him

♪ Daddy Claus, yeah